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  • @evedoe8273
    @evedoe8273 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2135

    The one about the glasses triggered me and hurt me at the same time but the worst part is my baby daddy agreed and laughed as if he isn’t going to hell

    • @liakab6489
      @liakab6489 2 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      😂😂😂😂

    • @JuliotheGod619
      @JuliotheGod619 2 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      He a real one 😂

    • @sdcrocks
      @sdcrocks 2 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      Imagine still being hurt by it, that's a you issue.

    • @ahhbee8298
      @ahhbee8298 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @Rozegolden
      @Rozegolden 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      😂😂😂

  • @rebeccatv4599
    @rebeccatv4599 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1646

    Calling bonfire night "fireworks night" is like calling Easter "egg day" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @nenenicole8291
      @nenenicole8291 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      😂😂😂

    • @kublakhan2342
      @kublakhan2342 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      I call it fireworks night though 😂

    • @aziziilyes7
      @aziziilyes7 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I was so surprised also that fireworks has a different name "Bonfire" 😆
      I did really like the way he was laughing at him for saying fireworks even though I never heard about Bonfire before as I know British English better

    • @DrAlchem01
      @DrAlchem01 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      You're 100% right, I'm dead 😂😂😂

    • @soph11_
      @soph11_ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      This weakened me 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @shiekiawilson2182
    @shiekiawilson2182 2 ปีที่แล้ว +564

    Everytime I get the smallest desire to be in a relationship these videos humble me quickly 😂

    • @DjDistorKenya
      @DjDistorKenya ปีที่แล้ว +1

      😅

    • @zmaria27
      @zmaria27 ปีที่แล้ว

      FAAAAAM😂😂😂😂😂😂Facts!

  • @karabonkasa4983
    @karabonkasa4983 2 ปีที่แล้ว +251

    Fuhad's laugh on the first tweet and Jame's " I've been that toxic bitch " 😂😂😂😂🤣🤣

  • @sarahbrown3594
    @sarahbrown3594 2 ปีที่แล้ว +92

    “Woman watch Netflix with subtitles because they don’t know how to listen.” Yeah that one hit hard. I ask questions the whole time with subtitles 🤦🏾‍♀️

  • @mysliktm
    @mysliktm 2 ปีที่แล้ว +685

    As a mechanic I want y’all all to know, every car has brakes in the same spot, behind the wheels, do with that info what you will

    • @phoenixx3951
      @phoenixx3951 2 ปีที่แล้ว +110

      😂😂😂😂 you’re a menace

    • @indiadutch2331
      @indiadutch2331 2 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      Thank you for your service 🫢

    • @danaglass1265
      @danaglass1265 2 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      The real mvp 😂

    • @biancalewis4232
      @biancalewis4232 2 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Public service

    • @alesha5997
      @alesha5997 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      😂😂 that info is spicy, somehow I believe you’re a dangerous man. Very sexy 💃🏾

  • @nascentnaomie
    @nascentnaomie 2 ปีที่แล้ว +210

    I appreciate the fact they said “facts” seriously at the ‘further on in life without them’ tweet. That’s love ❤

  • @truelifestories5010
    @truelifestories5010 2 ปีที่แล้ว +270

    I'm shocked at the subtitles one. I watch everything with them on. 🤣🤣 I thought it was just me. 😂

  • @ek2287
    @ek2287 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1413

    For all my girls that need sub titles.....we took a L but I'm proud of us ! 😶

    • @LovelyLady1111
      @LovelyLady1111 2 ปีที่แล้ว +101

      Right like I feel attacked lol

    • @cocobelle22
      @cocobelle22 2 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      That sweeted me. Guilty as charged

    • @ek2287
      @ek2287 2 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      @@LovelyLady1111 for a second I took it very personal and contacted my therapist 🙃 your not alone !

    • @SamiiRSMT
      @SamiiRSMT 2 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      That tweet is so true 😂😂

    • @BanaMSahli
      @BanaMSahli 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      I’m triggered 😭 😭 😭

  • @Cheeseypuff17
    @Cheeseypuff17 2 ปีที่แล้ว +173

    James' face at that facetime one. Sensing some PTSD there😂😂

  • @agirlhasnoname567
    @agirlhasnoname567 ปีที่แล้ว +155

    Man, you guys randomly popped up on my recommended and I have been obsessed ever since. Y’all are hilarious.

  • @nelie010
    @nelie010 2 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    The one about the glasses and the subtitles is MEEEEE 😂😂😂

  • @carmelc4385
    @carmelc4385 2 ปีที่แล้ว +191

    Everytime I watch these I'm crying! More so because of their laughs 🤣🤣🤣

  • @missanonymus585
    @missanonymus585 2 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    5:47 yes that is me, I too have an issue between being single and going on a date!!!
    I feel proud and ashamed 😸

  • @KArtist2007
    @KArtist2007 2 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    You guys are a guaranteed laugh at the end of the day, no matter how bad the day was. I have tears of laughter while I am trying to type. Thanks!

  • @keemoniquelouise7035
    @keemoniquelouise7035 2 ปีที่แล้ว +150

    These kings are back with another bangerrr

    • @Millllliepad
      @Millllliepad 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I fawkin read this and heard them go “bannnger” in my head 😂

  • @TheodoreBakes
    @TheodoreBakes 2 ปีที่แล้ว +141

    I'm just rollin up in whole foods parking lot, saw this new video and figured why not. Mannn I'm in here howling and cackling 😂😂😂😭😭😭😭

    • @Mrsstark2u
      @Mrsstark2u 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I was doing the same loll. 😅$

    • @doncapone5507
      @doncapone5507 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      LMFAOOO literally same

    • @VieraXXII
      @VieraXXII 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I hope you got a pizza slice to go with the puff 🥴🍴

  • @letitiatsunami3749
    @letitiatsunami3749 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    When both of them simulated the booty clapping, that was hilarious.
    It "sweetened" me.
    😂🤣😂🤣

  • @majorken09man
    @majorken09man 2 ปีที่แล้ว +89

    James being personally offended from Twitter comments is JOKESS😂

  • @divinelotus7777
    @divinelotus7777 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    Fuhad telling James to “Stop!” doing anything is hilarious to me 😂

  • @assyrianrelief
    @assyrianrelief 2 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    You called me out!!!!!!!!
    Have this ongoing issue where I’d love to have a life partner but I need to be held at gunpoint to go on a date. 🤦🏻‍♀️ 🔫 *pew *pew *pew*

    • @jangiew
      @jangiew ปีที่แล้ว +5

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @nyashatembedza589
      @nyashatembedza589 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Not pew pew pew🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @samhanna5717
    @samhanna5717 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Fireworks night 💀😂 1:39

  • @SarahGirl
    @SarahGirl ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Former Bible thumper here 🙋🏻‍♀️ Adam really did blame Eve when he ate the apple - Genesis 3:12 “The man said, “The woman you put here with me-she gave me some fruit from the tree, and I ate it.” 🤦🏻‍♀️😂

  • @AlexanderBraden1
    @AlexanderBraden1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    “Shank and a twist” 😂 I’m stealing that one

  • @MóTee1
    @MóTee1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    And it is called Adam's apple 😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @zimfefetanda6913
    @zimfefetanda6913 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    “Fireworks night”😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

  • @shivermesmithers3234
    @shivermesmithers3234 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    "Never trust a girl that needs glasses but don't wear em. she'll never see the issue" I feel personally attacked 🤣

    • @raecoleman-wf2cp
      @raecoleman-wf2cp ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Think of it as since we don't wear our glasses to see, that our other senses are SHARPER. I don't wear my glasses the way I should, but I SURE can hear, smell, and FEEL BULLSHIT 💯🤣👍 And my discernment is off the chain, I have a third eye, fuck trying to deceive me with my two other eyes 💯

  • @SamanthaWilliams-ph6nb
    @SamanthaWilliams-ph6nb 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Not me cackling at work and everyone looking at me like I'm crazy

  • @jseaddo
    @jseaddo 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    I laugh cuz it’s funny. I laugh even harder cuz of how hard they laugh. Good boost of serotonin

  • @fade.a7737
    @fade.a7737 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    Thank you James I call it fireworks night too and everyone acts confused 😂 the main attraction is the fireworks

  • @abuie8864
    @abuie8864 2 ปีที่แล้ว +110

    I wanna marry Fuhad so bad lol. I'd treat him like a king lol; but I'm also madly in love with James 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @every1lovesmeeee
      @every1lovesmeeee 2 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      Girl we about to be Brandy and Monica because Fuhad is mine 😂😂

    • @VieraXXII
      @VieraXXII 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@every1lovesmeeee The boy is mine 🎶🎶😅

    • @jaybabypyt
      @jaybabypyt ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@every1lovesmeeeeyou seem to be confused that boy is mineee

    • @every1lovesmeeee
      @every1lovesmeeee ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@jaybabypyt See I know that you may be just a bit jealous of me. But you're blind if you can't see that his love is all in meeeee!

    • @TimTheEnchanter0
      @TimTheEnchanter0 ปีที่แล้ว

      They are just clowns 🤷🏻‍♀️

  • @afiaowusuaa6890
    @afiaowusuaa6890 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    "It's clapping...it's viral"💀😭🤣🤣🤣

  • @catherinele1580
    @catherinele1580 2 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    Fuhad & James is my new addiction 😅

  • @kadeemedwards206
    @kadeemedwards206 2 ปีที่แล้ว +58

    If there’s a man you don’t want laughing at you, it’s Fuhad. The way he laughs heavy like that, you know you’re a joke

  • @hayleycorwin7084
    @hayleycorwin7084 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    You guys are my new favorite channel.. I can't stop watching your content! 😂😂😂❤️

  • @DaddyWarlocks
    @DaddyWarlocks ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Nothing sweeted Fuhad more than James calling Guy Fawkes Night "Fireworks Night."

  • @charliewilliams9727
    @charliewilliams9727 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    Netflix without subtitles I don't understand anything like anything 😅😅😅😅😅

  • @zebafarihafarooq390
    @zebafarihafarooq390 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    #1 podcast in the world 🌍

  • @sunnni_
    @sunnni_ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    No the one with subtitles was a target lol I just somehow can hear the show better. Look im great multi-tasking, leave us alone

  • @BiancaHaeckDesigns
    @BiancaHaeckDesigns 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I found you guys on tiktok and have been hooked ever since, you guys give me a good laugh every time! XD

  • @indiashante1560
    @indiashante1560 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    I don't know how to feel about the subtitles tweet... I'm partially deaf in my left ear and have ADHD so I do have subtitles on 99% of the time. But I swear can read the subtitles by holding it fully conversation at the same time. Just don't ask me what the conversation was about the next day. 🤣🤣🤣

  • @brandonx8292
    @brandonx8292 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    What do you mean “man giggles!”
    Shut up! Got me giggling right now! 😂

  • @ambriamontgomery8130
    @ambriamontgomery8130 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    3:40 & wait for how big James eyes get 😭😭🤣🤣🤣

  • @mmmmmusic009
    @mmmmmusic009 2 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    That first one is sooo relatable 😭

  • @mxx058
    @mxx058 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    The DaBaby Concert took me out Lfmaooo 😂

  • @nolwazimkhatshwa5957
    @nolwazimkhatshwa5957 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I was watching an old video waiting for this. I love you 2 🥰

  • @thejones222
    @thejones222 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    6:24 This one right here lol. The one about women watching Netflix with subtitles, it’s factual lol

  • @WenOotje
    @WenOotje 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    These shorts just got me nearly peeing my pants 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @LovelyLady1111
    @LovelyLady1111 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Well, at least one other person will be joining her at the concert. Since DaBaby has Buy One Get One Free tickets LMFAOOO

  • @tracypeebles9362
    @tracypeebles9362 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I love James I swear 😂😂

  • @heatherjackson6150
    @heatherjackson6150 2 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    Hooked on you guys. 🔥🔥

  • @keishal4930
    @keishal4930 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Im literally watching it with subtitles 😆 if they're not on I'm constantly goin back 🤣😭 🤦🏻‍♀️Touche` Fam❗

  • @yanisaalduen6679
    @yanisaalduen6679 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    That “lil girlfriend” one triggered me

  • @introverted_gremlin
    @introverted_gremlin ปีที่แล้ว +5

    But subtitles at the same time stimulates the brain and improves memory 🥺 why is that bad??
    Maybe that’s y we can remember so much shxt 😅😅

  • @laliboo8001
    @laliboo8001 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    They be coming for those flaws 😅😂 That’s hella funny but true 😅 hopefully another sis will look past them 🤷🏾‍♀️

    • @raecoleman-wf2cp
      @raecoleman-wf2cp ปีที่แล้ว

      Yes, they've seen past the "little thing", the abuse, and the manipulation. And I'm not talking about just one ex. They asses were SWARMING at one point of my life. Never again.

  • @relmcmillan
    @relmcmillan ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I don't read comments much so I dunno who may have said this first but I just discovered y'all... Dis my new Desus and Mero #rip... Y'all's comedy is fire! 😂

  • @vanessao9964
    @vanessao9964 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    OH MY GOSH ! The subtitles one called me out soooo badly hahahah 🤣

  • @aisha2965
    @aisha2965 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The captions were uncalled for im deaf in one ear 🤣🤣

  • @TheMrslthompson09
    @TheMrslthompson09 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I felt attacked about the subtitles thing 😂😂😂

  • @BrittanyRose-wm5zi
    @BrittanyRose-wm5zi 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Ahhh the closed captions was about me!!! But to be fair, I just want to make sure I heard what I thought I heard lol
    🤣😂

  • @freidalyzmojica9249
    @freidalyzmojica9249 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I only watch Netflix with subtitles when the snacks are hittin hittin 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @LoungeBarCrime
    @LoungeBarCrime 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I just caught myself laughing at these messages, then realised !! but "subtitles because they don't know how to listen" 🤣😂

  • @SheMadness2013
    @SheMadness2013 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    That 7am hit me too hard! 😢

  • @evelynbritton5393
    @evelynbritton5393 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    It's not that i don't listen, they be mumbling and I get tired of rewinding 😂💀

  • @tisemuyiwa3612
    @tisemuyiwa3612 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Hahahahaahaha..... The subtitle sub hit me😂😭

  • @Thelucky23
    @Thelucky23 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Hahahhahaha. Netflix subtitles and glasses near by = Checkered flag 😅😂😂😂

  • @TamishaTurner-dp4vv
    @TamishaTurner-dp4vv ปีที่แล้ว

    James saying fireworks night sweetened ME. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @Hiddengems-q9k
    @Hiddengems-q9k ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Me watching this clip with my cc on 😭 i feel violated 😂

  • @heyitsshay6058
    @heyitsshay6058 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    These menz keep my week sweet😚💋

  • @Beautyinthebreakdown.
    @Beautyinthebreakdown. 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Genuinely watch Netflix with the subtitles on 😂

  • @sammiemack2630
    @sammiemack2630 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    LOVE YOU GUYS TOO FUNNY ❤😂😂 XX

  • @glendathondhlana9503
    @glendathondhlana9503 ปีที่แล้ว

    The glasses one and the netflix one got me 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @arcticmonkeys_lover4903
    @arcticmonkeys_lover4903 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    I love this podcast sm

  • @kels7033
    @kels7033 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Was watching a podcast and this popped up

  • @jeremybowers6602
    @jeremybowers6602 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    This was my favorite Twitter hall of fame. Some hit me personally

  • @JustOlls
    @JustOlls 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Again...my favourite notification 🏃🏽‍♀️❤️

  • @kymberleighkemp8176
    @kymberleighkemp8176 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The subtitles one… I read the tweets you put on the screen whilst you read them out 😅

  • @hanaomer4419
    @hanaomer4419 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    That thumbnail felt like a targeted attack.

  • @SabrinaRina
    @SabrinaRina ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I like telling guys with their terrible breakup messages, that I was trying to give them the benefit, but I knew they weren't in this, theyre disappointing me, good luck finding whatever it is they're looking for, truly.
    I feel it's like your mom just saying she had hopes for you, she still does, but you're really letting her down.

  • @MsMarmolade
    @MsMarmolade ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Dang, I felt that Netflix/subtitles tweet. 😂

  • @luciachacon2926
    @luciachacon2926 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I feel like the subtitles thing doesn't apply the same way to me, I do it because English isn't my first language

  • @godlovesusall8115
    @godlovesusall8115 ปีที่แล้ว

    6:30 I watch with subtitles and I wear glasses so Idk do whatever with that info, u know why I'm here 😂

  • @charlishahairjourney3889
    @charlishahairjourney3889 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    😂😂😂 the inches part is so true😂😂

  • @lawrence.peoples
    @lawrence.peoples 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

    7:02 that last one is facts! Lmao

  • @eleanorweston9512
    @eleanorweston9512 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Fireworks night 😂😂

  • @swimfast724
    @swimfast724 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Ok I get it 6:20 a lot of people hate small talk but most girls won't just say "eh why not" to go on a date because you could be a psycho serial rapist or something. We have to be super super careful. That's why that's important for us to feel comfortable

  • @ashleyzviitei
    @ashleyzviitei 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Guy Folkes..... fireworks night.

  • @stevencloninger7988
    @stevencloninger7988 ปีที่แล้ว

    Bro that Netflix one floored me bro.... Roflmmfao,!!!! Dead I tell you

  • @connorevans6375
    @connorevans6375 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    the car brakes are legit in the same spot on every car, under the hub caps on the wheels, and under the metal cover aswell, you can see them

  • @assyrianrelief
    @assyrianrelief 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I call it fireworks 💥 night too. 😂🤣

    • @tashd8279
      @tashd8279 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That's what it is 🤣🤣🤣🤣
      I feel like when I was in school even my teachers said fireworks night
      I feel confused 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @assyrianrelief
      @assyrianrelief 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@tashd8279 We need to start a fireworks night group! 😂✌🏻

    • @tashd8279
      @tashd8279 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Trust me.....
      I had to deep it... Go back to my mum and question what I had been taught in school. 🤣
      I said to mum what is the 5th November called.
      She said Guy Fawkes night
      🤣🤣🤣🤣
      These bonfire people are weird!!!!

    • @assyrianrelief
      @assyrianrelief 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@tashd8279 😂😅🤣

  • @brianharris8691
    @brianharris8691 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I LOVE U W PODCATERS

  • @lepoetress
    @lepoetress ปีที่แล้ว

    The one about the glasses and brake pads was savage!!!

  • @jaleelhogue9220
    @jaleelhogue9220 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I be fiening for these shorten videos

  • @julianaFinn
    @julianaFinn 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I feel attacked... the subtitle thing...😳😳🤣🤣🤣🤣😪

  • @G254611
    @G254611 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I screamed with laughter because I DO sometimes watch Netflix with Subtitles because for the life of me - sometimes the cast swallow their words and I can't make out what they're saying but ocassionally my attention has been stolen because I'm distracted with something or trying to multi task - so I have to rewind and YES PUT IT ON SUBTITLES pay attention and rewind.
    That really hit home as I Iive alone and watch Netflix a lot😅😂😂😂😂❤❤❤🤣🤣🤣

  • @ambermcclure9489
    @ambermcclure9489 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    My favorite, Adam and Eve!!!! 😂😂

  • @Miss_Patron
    @Miss_Patron 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    The DaBaby one 🤣🤣

  • @NahImGood777
    @NahImGood777 ปีที่แล้ว

    I legit remember both “fireworks night,” and obviously “bonfire night.”

  • @kraxty7478
    @kraxty7478 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The last one is so real

  • @2angies19
    @2angies19 ปีที่แล้ว

    He said- tummy tum. 😂😂😂😂😂😂