HATING YOUR BOYFRIEND?! | ShxtsNGigs Podcast

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  • @raetekateka8233
    @raetekateka8233 ปีที่แล้ว +2169

    "When you start noticing the size and shape of his head" took me out... the boys didn't resonate but I know my ladies get it 😂🤣😂🤣

    • @jemiyawills7208
      @jemiyawills7208 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Yessss😂💯

    • @zukhanyedladla2166
      @zukhanyedladla2166 ปีที่แล้ว +122

      And it's just disgusting😹like why does it look like that?

    • @Lihle2000
      @Lihle2000 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      This is so true😂😂

    • @dodgyyoutuber9560
      @dodgyyoutuber9560 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      You mean the wrinkles on the base of their skull?

    • @simoneb6312
      @simoneb6312 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Yesssss

  • @kaylalala4530
    @kaylalala4530 ปีที่แล้ว +1113

    James' face when Fuhad read "when you say his dad's name during sex"..terrifying. There was zero emotion while simultaneously EVERY emotion there 🤣😬

    • @tanajsiaaa
      @tanajsiaaa ปีที่แล้ว +48

      i had to go back and rewatch that part bc i didn’t see his face, and when i tell you i FELL OUTTTT😂😂😂😂
      his face was PERFECTLY described by you. he was triggered af 🤣

    • @iatlion
      @iatlion ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I was out when I saw his face😂

    • @krazychilel
      @krazychilel ปีที่แล้ว

      Lmao ....yes 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @virtuoso8642
      @virtuoso8642 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      I knew other people caught this. James was *stunned* . That blank stare was him triggered.

    • @grEy_3
      @grEy_3 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Trueeeeee

  • @PuertoRicanCreoleQueen
    @PuertoRicanCreoleQueen ปีที่แล้ว +2958

    When you look at him and start questioning your sexuality, then you see a better man walk by and realize ‘no I’m straight my man is just a clown’

    • @beewest5704
      @beewest5704 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      Oooooooooooooh

    • @chmchn
      @chmchn ปีที่แล้ว +82

      Daaaaaamn🤣

    • @Hannahdealer8180
      @Hannahdealer8180 ปีที่แล้ว +92

      You might still be bi, why not give women a try? Lol I had to make it rhyme, so as to give you a thank you for your time.

    • @baby28girl
      @baby28girl ปีที่แล้ว +18

      This is actually me 😅

    • @msunje9862
      @msunje9862 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Hannahdealer8180try ? That would be cheating. Op is just joking around too

  • @Kay1Shabba
    @Kay1Shabba ปีที่แล้ว +1746

    Fuhad's delivery is next level

    • @Gefahrbabushkin
      @Gefahrbabushkin ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Factssss love how they appreciate it as well 😂😂

    • @maclaurin6548
      @maclaurin6548 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      James reactions are top tier

    • @fazormcghee7936
      @fazormcghee7936 ปีที่แล้ว

      That Nigga got a pizza shop?

  • @syrritajones2538
    @syrritajones2538 ปีที่แล้ว +2232

    When his flirting feels like harassment 😭😩

  • @CometnHoshi
    @CometnHoshi ปีที่แล้ว +814

    I was married for 6 years. My ex was a cheater. I knew I hated him when he went from looking like the sexiest man alive to the lovechild of drake and Adam Sandler.
    Seeing a person through the eyes of love should be studied.

    • @loveschile7339
      @loveschile7339 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      GURRRRRRL FAAAAACTS! Aint in INSANE!!! It's like being glamoured (True Blood) that's all I can think. The glasses come off and your like "He ain't neem that cute"

    • @Ednah_Echezulor
      @Ednah_Echezulor ปีที่แล้ว +24

      ​@@loveschile7339fr girl.....I just be like, what did I even see in him😂

    • @Ednah_Echezulor
      @Ednah_Echezulor ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Exactly....I even hate his state of origin now😂, he's just irritating to me now

    • @mosetaaj8206
      @mosetaaj8206 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      So you basically married him cause of his looks and ignored the red flags... Ouch

    • @CometnHoshi
      @CometnHoshi ปีที่แล้ว +73

      @@mosetaaj8206 That’s what you gathered from what I said slowboat? Don’t procreate. ever.

  • @Arithedonnnnnnn
    @Arithedonnnnnnn ปีที่แล้ว +97

    when he tries touching you and his fingers makes your skin crawl

  • @jessicahermans504
    @jessicahermans504 ปีที่แล้ว +484

    South Africans are so savage bruh 🤣
    Love my people so much 😂🇿🇦

    • @kr6productions
      @kr6productions ปีที่แล้ว +9

      No kak 😭

    • @Burner-td4cu
      @Burner-td4cu ปีที่แล้ว

      Used to love em, but the most toxic rugby fans ever 😂😂 didn’t think anyone could get worse than the English!

    • @Ulysses_Gaius
      @Ulysses_Gaius ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Yo this country is unhinged 😂 but anyways go Bokke!!

    • @jessicahermans504
      @jessicahermans504 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@Ulysses_Gaius Go Bokke!!

    • @kr6productions
      @kr6productions ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@Ulysses_Gaius Sister Bettina! Oryt!

  • @shonetb80
    @shonetb80 ปีที่แล้ว +1212

    Now we know why James loves being called Daddy!😅

    • @loveschile7339
      @loveschile7339 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Bwahahahahahahaha

    • @Clip-Factory
      @Clip-Factory ปีที่แล้ว

      @@kopaka555erm ok buddy boy

    • @Frank-white
      @Frank-white 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@Clip-Factory

  • @musiimeruthsheba1251
    @musiimeruthsheba1251 ปีที่แล้ว +173

    Wooow woow
    James: he can't even cheat
    Fuhad: Correctly 😂😂😂

    • @JeanWandimi
      @JeanWandimi ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Hahahhaha that sent me

  • @ch9na
    @ch9na ปีที่แล้ว +306

    When you play-fight with him and it feels like youre fighting your demons

    • @studentatytu4230
      @studentatytu4230 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Or when you play fight with him and you win 😂

    • @ch9na
      @ch9na ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@studentatytu4230 LMFAOOOOOOO

    • @madisonjackman9688
      @madisonjackman9688 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      😂😂😂😂

    • @anti-social206
      @anti-social206 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Noooooooo😭

    • @kerridillon911
      @kerridillon911 ปีที่แล้ว

      Guys that like to play fight give homo vibes .

  • @sofya6553
    @sofya6553 ปีที่แล้ว +89

    The noticing the shape and size of his head has happened to me more than once and I didnt even realise it until now. There's some freaky head shapes out there ladies, be careful out there

    • @dorcastweneboah8880
      @dorcastweneboah8880 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      😂😂😂

    • @Queen-Blue
      @Queen-Blue ปีที่แล้ว +4

      AKA "Hatfished"!!!
      One got me...🤦🏾‍♀️🤦🏾‍♀️🤦🏾‍♀️

    • @vannablack757
      @vannablack757 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      That happened to me once..

  • @ks-he3gk
    @ks-he3gk ปีที่แล้ว +721

    15:05 Anyone else jealous when they start talking about their exes and they know who they are talking about? 😂 Fuhad looked so surprised I want to know her too

    • @GoingHam1000
      @GoingHam1000 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      On god!

    • @stushgalsteph
      @stushgalsteph ปีที่แล้ว +27

      The way he doubled down on the under look surprised faceee had me in tearsss😂😂😂

    • @GoingHam1000
      @GoingHam1000 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@stushgalsteph I swear!!!

    • @jasonaddo1360
      @jasonaddo1360 9 วันที่ผ่านมา

      😂 😂 😂 I was reading this when this came up... Now I'm feeling same

  • @OKAYOKAY420
    @OKAYOKAY420 ปีที่แล้ว +134

    I knew I started to dislike my ex when his voice alone pissed me off. He ignored me constantly and cheated, so my reaction wasn't irrational. After I wanted the divorce I just wanted him to go back to leaving me alone because he was just annoying.

    • @LM-he7eb
      @LM-he7eb ปีที่แล้ว +14

      When his chewing annoys you, ARG. When you now feel like he talks too loud, argg. When you start thinking he talks too much, calls too much, visits too much & wants to see you too often, ARGGG!

    • @OKAYOKAY420
      @OKAYOKAY420 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@LM-he7eb honestly, for me it is just his words. Now that I know he's full of shit, I want him to keep his mouth shut. He only calls to talk to me, so I set it up so he can only talk to our kids and leave me alone. He unfortunately doesn't call them as much as he tried to call me.

  • @mayawashington5240
    @mayawashington5240 ปีที่แล้ว +74

    I can 100% vouch for these 😂😂. That “finally some peace and quiet” relief is like no other after a break up

    • @amikadpage
      @amikadpage 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Facts!

  • @tormentorchick1755
    @tormentorchick1755 ปีที่แล้ว +91

    When you look at him and realize you don't love or respect yourself nearly as much as you thought you did cuzz why tf would you do 'this' to yourself?

    • @solhaher9114
      @solhaher9114 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Eyyyyy

  • @shakathewanderer9198
    @shakathewanderer9198 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +91

    When having sex with him feels like charity ...

    • @LibertyLincoln-w2x
      @LibertyLincoln-w2x 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Oh girl it’s much worse at least with charitable donations they are tax deductible 😢😅😂

  • @stephanygomez8021
    @stephanygomez8021 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +20

    “That eye roll you make when your man calls you but you’re waiting for a real man to call you” lmao I felt this

  • @CoachTinita
    @CoachTinita ปีที่แล้ว +63

    When he chews his food and now YOU’VE lost your appetite.

    • @godrules3596
      @godrules3596 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      You girls just say ANYTHING

  • @JadinVlotman
    @JadinVlotman ปีที่แล้ว +458

    Anyone else love when James yells Fuhads name 😂

    • @olikah4667
      @olikah4667 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      FUUUHHAAAD!!!!

    • @patrykbdg
      @patrykbdg ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Pause?

    • @NajimaMuslimah
      @NajimaMuslimah ปีที่แล้ว +7

      its sends be every time, its a mix of panic and disgust of what hes hearing lol

    • @azundaemmanuel6642
      @azundaemmanuel6642 ปีที่แล้ว

      Love it also😂😂😂😂

  • @Shivavamatsugo
    @Shivavamatsugo ปีที่แล้ว +36

    I broke character at "when you say I love you and it start feeling like you are wasting battery" I CANNOT.

  • @30allyb
    @30allyb ปีที่แล้ว +205

    Every time Fuhad brings up "case of the love bite" on the pod, James LOSES it😂😂 and I love how that's proof of their friendship caliber. If he doesn't hate ur ex, not ya boy!

  • @allano7814
    @allano7814 ปีที่แล้ว +221

    James' story is for sure the beginning of his villain arc.

    • @soniafernandes1424
      @soniafernandes1424 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Him doing the x-man sign killed me🤣🤣🤣

  • @Teeterrr
    @Teeterrr ปีที่แล้ว +69

    Their relationship is fire. They’re lucky to have one another.

  • @ToniChauntel
    @ToniChauntel ปีที่แล้ว +456

    “If I can smell you in any negative aspect” YES!!! Jesus. That is SO REAL 😂 You could be straight from the GYM and I wouldn’t care. When I stop feeling you? Get out.
    I’ve caught up on all the episodes at this point 😭 Patreon here I come.

    • @galaxiiluna
      @galaxiiluna ปีที่แล้ว +5

      nah this is facts.

    • @homiefizzle5260
      @homiefizzle5260 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      So do you enjoy your partners farts? This sounds fine and dandy, but in reality simply finding an unpleasant smell unpleasant doesn't mean you're no longer in love.

    • @loveschile7339
      @loveschile7339 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Yea cuz even the gym stink can be sexy...Lol

    • @ToniChauntel
      @ToniChauntel ปีที่แล้ว

      It's not that I ENJOY them LOL It's that I don't smell them at all. It wouldn't bother me. (Also I don't date men who sit up and fart 24/7 around me - have some decorum lol) @@homiefizzle5260

    • @Rosie-ij3on
      @Rosie-ij3on ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@homiefizzle5260 Yeah, to me this just shows the difference between infatuation and actual love. When you're infatuated, they smell like roses and can do no wrong. When you actually love them, they become human, have flaws and are no longer on a pedestal yet you adore them regardless

  • @renicereid6110
    @renicereid6110 ปีที่แล้ว +1752

    Why was the “hating your girlfriend” more brutal..these were light
    For those asking for the link
    It’s eps 329 mum and dad math
    The last few minutes of the episode.

    • @shazaibbiazahs
      @shazaibbiazahs ปีที่แล้ว +138

      what was brutal about the girls one? seem the same to me. Only difference is the men can actually take the jokes..

    • @kallianz
      @kallianz ปีที่แล้ว +34

      You just can't relate to men's pain.

    • @its_jaelynn6087
      @its_jaelynn6087 ปีที่แล้ว +531

      Cuz men actually HATE their gf lol

    • @HaughtyHedonist
      @HaughtyHedonist ปีที่แล้ว +432

      Because The Women Were Tryna Be Funny, Weirdo Men Actually Hate Their Girlfriends - Hence Why It Was More Brutal

    • @Rysco_creations
      @Rysco_creations ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@its_jaelynn6087can say the same about women😒

  • @tealhiid
    @tealhiid ปีที่แล้ว +322

    Notice how none of the ones they said talked about ending the life of their partners? Yeah I'm sorry James can't agree that these were more brutal than the guys one.

    • @BlackQueenA1825
      @BlackQueenA1825 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      THIS! I was like "are you serious?" when he said that. The hating your gf ones were WAY more violent

  • @syoung4724
    @syoung4724 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    When he sneezes and you don't say, "Bless you". 😂😅

  • @matrixfairyx3813
    @matrixfairyx3813 ปีที่แล้ว +152

    I had a boyfriend that would text me the same text every morning. At first thought it was cute then it started feeling like a copy and paste vibe. Had to let him go... at one point I was screaming at my phone every morning 😫🤣

    • @ToniaAlex13
      @ToniaAlex13 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      😂😂😂. Listen when a new man who got my number and start text me good morning, hey, or hi, my annoyance level goes from 1 to 100 real quick. And I just lose interest quickly. Don't hey me to death

    • @debikala
      @debikala ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Omg...I'm going through this right now. I scream every morning...have another greeting for once!!!

    • @ajfergy5569
      @ajfergy5569 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@debikalacomplaining that someone cares enough about you to text you daily is wild

    • @chandamccullum5591
      @chandamccullum5591 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I’ve been there

  • @shania991
    @shania991 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    “When he gets on top of you it feels like your being held down by sleep paralysis” 😂 is fcking insane she loathes that man

  • @Bubblies005
    @Bubblies005 ปีที่แล้ว +101

    I didn’t realize that women had the ability to make men feel less “manly” because I never felt less “womanly”. I just felt like I wasn’t accomplishing what he wanted out of a gf. So yeah he cheated and we broke up but damn I dodged that bullet.

    • @Emptytopfloor
      @Emptytopfloor ปีที่แล้ว

      It’s all about manhood for menz 😂

    • @prajwalsharma5877
      @prajwalsharma5877 ปีที่แล้ว

      Thats why we are different little girl.

    • @susanrichardson631
      @susanrichardson631 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      ​@@prajwalsharma5877you sound triggered by by what she said and you don't sound growing at all which is why you had to call her a little girl. Maybe you should grow up. She doesn't allow a man's opinion of her to mold who she is which is commendable. Maybe you should take a page out of that book m

    • @gracerees7376
      @gracerees7376 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@prajwalsharma5877creepy as hell man

  • @muhammadyashe3230
    @muhammadyashe3230 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    The "You can't even cheat" cracked me up 🤣💔🤣😭🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @mikhailcampbell3994
    @mikhailcampbell3994 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    When James said big daddy Duncan,I laughed until I cried

  • @princess_aishah6
    @princess_aishah6 ปีที่แล้ว +175

    James always has a story 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @agirlhasnoname567
      @agirlhasnoname567 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      “Ok so rahh, I remember this one time…” 😂😂😂

    • @ElonyxOdd
      @ElonyxOdd 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Bro's life is a mooovie😂

  • @Emberelle420
    @Emberelle420 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    As a woman, I always chalked cheaters up to I'm not fulfilling them in some kind of way. Then I had someone tell me, "why's it gotta be on you? What if they don't get fulfilment from anything? That's a problem." I was like oh shit, I will never settle for a cheat ever, first time, I'm leaving. It's not on me, you cheated yourself.

  • @smooshiee4780
    @smooshiee4780 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    I feel what James is saying about smell. I was with a dude in college and I was SO into him for months. Then woke up next to him one morning and he literally smelled like mayonnaise to me and I was SICK. So messed up my brain did me like that lol

  • @mscececc
    @mscececc ปีที่แล้ว +23

    Ignoring him while we're in the same house. Upstairs like, "what?, I didn't even hear you". Then it becomes "I heard you, I'm just not answering"

  • @sewpynk8061
    @sewpynk8061 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    When he breaks up with you through text and you just reply "okay".

  • @qwionawhite9545
    @qwionawhite9545 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    For me, it’s when I start thinking of him as a girl. Nothing is masculine about him anymore

  • @anamngewu9565
    @anamngewu9565 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    Finally someone said the smell thing. I have that thing as well. You could be good looking and well dressed and your natural smell would seem bad to me. When I like someone they NATURALLY smell good to me. I would ask my gf after a shower "You smell good when did you put cologne?" and it would be her natural scent after a bath.

    • @baf00nery
      @baf00nery ปีที่แล้ว

      My ex had a bit of a sweaty smell sometimes and I felt like a soggy tampon everytime I got a whiff of it😔

  • @holliejane3605
    @holliejane3605 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    I realised I hated him when the idea of being on my own was mad attractive to me.
    The idea of dumping his ass made me AROUSED.
    So I did it and didn’t look back. His cheating chlamydia-ridden ass chased me for months. I never picked the phone up. I never answered the door. I just laughed at him from upstairs lol
    Now I’m happily married and so is he. Somehow 😂

  • @vickyb4566
    @vickyb4566 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    When you pray for his new girlfriend.

    • @solhaher9114
      @solhaher9114 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      😂😂😂😂

  • @MasakheSakhe
    @MasakheSakhe ปีที่แล้ว +122

    feeling held down by sleep paralysis is wild. 😭😭

  • @bighomieJ5X
    @bighomieJ5X ปีที่แล้ว +89

    James tells the best stories 😂

  • @lolitas_lullabyes
    @lolitas_lullabyes ปีที่แล้ว +44

    Fuhad: "How do you know my dads name?" Me: We are FBI agents G.....we have your parents address and images of you in primary school, what do you mean????😂😂🤣🤣

  • @Noloyiso_M
    @Noloyiso_M ปีที่แล้ว +17

    The last time I had sleep paralysis I woke up exactly like James. I was screaming at this damn demon to not even approach me, I was already unable to move and I was praying and telling him to cease and desist.

  • @BRLMWALE23
    @BRLMWALE23 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    😂😂😂 This i why i am enjoying my peace being single and doing what i want when i want.Majority of relationships these days are savage and fake.If you in a real relationship you truly blessed.

  • @thyler-dane
    @thyler-dane ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Seeing James & Fuhad laugh like that... there's a reason South Africa is the country known for jokes & memes... 🇿🇦🤣

  • @vuyisilemangena4210
    @vuyisilemangena4210 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    Dating in South Africa is an extreme sport I swear😭💔

  • @monastea4258
    @monastea4258 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    I’m losssinggggg it watching this hahahahahaha James is killing me ‘ what is that smell? Get the fuck out, love doesn’t live here anymore” DEADDDDDDDD

  • @bashirediouf584
    @bashirediouf584 ปีที่แล้ว +231

    😊 That calling your dad's name is craazzzzzyyyy, 😊 Especially if you're african. 😊 Most African kids don't actually know their parent's name frfr

    • @YourCrystalDealer
      @YourCrystalDealer ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Oh okay I understand now! I was like wait… People don’t know their so’s parents name? Lol

    • @damianoabbina9967
      @damianoabbina9967 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Probably means full name, a lot of Africans have long ass names@@YourCrystalDealer

    • @prettyinpinky5937
      @prettyinpinky5937 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      As an African, living in Africa….What?🤔

    • @thehappysmiler6752
      @thehappysmiler6752 ปีที่แล้ว

      She wasn’t calling his dad’s first name. Duncan is his surname. I get your point though.

    • @dorcastweneboah8880
      @dorcastweneboah8880 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@prettyinpinky5937😂😂😂girl what?! Cause I know my dad’s full name! Maybe that person didn’t grow up with their dad

  • @shuris_vibranium
    @shuris_vibranium ปีที่แล้ว +135

    7:25 The key to breaking out of sleep paralysis is to stay calm, don't try to force your body to move, accept that you're unable to move for the next few seconds, just breathe and patiently wait for your body to relax and move on its own.

    • @superkay4421
      @superkay4421 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      BRO WHAT???

    • @GoingHam1000
      @GoingHam1000 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      What about if them demons pop up!?

    • @daltonevans3412
      @daltonevans3412 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      See, it's the opposite for me. I have to focus everything i have on moving *some* part of my body. Usually my eyebrows or lips. If i can force something to move, i wake instantly.

    • @anamngewu9565
      @anamngewu9565 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      My brain can't comprehend this.🤣

    • @silverxdiamond7177
      @silverxdiamond7177 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Just move your toes

  • @jessiejeanne9717
    @jessiejeanne9717 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    I started heating my ex husband, the more I had to field complaints about him like "Jess, you're really cool, but what's up with your husband?" (It wasn't money, wasn't looks, it wasn't personality- so they couldn't figure it out). That's when I realized I couldn't figure it out, either. That's when it hit me: he, a 33 year old, went after 19 year old me cuz I was a young fuckwit. I was the only 1 he had anything in common with & knew how to manipulate my "daddy issues" & pity. Then I realized he was a creep and I was taking so many drugs that didn't help me dissociate, anymore "during".

    • @Emptytopfloor
      @Emptytopfloor ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yeah, the age gap toxicity is very real.

    • @mehyeah2931
      @mehyeah2931 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Emptytopfloorage gap toxicity 💀 what are you talking about

    • @babyblue5964
      @babyblue5964 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@mehyeah2931 a 30 year old going after someone who basically just finished high school and has mental health issues, what are YOU on bout

  • @Jacob.DTorres
    @Jacob.DTorres ปีที่แล้ว +9

    My last gf told me that no one would ever love me while breaking up with me and 4 years later I'm still single. She wasn't lying 😂

    • @uerondu
      @uerondu 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Awww

  • @87lukeyboy
    @87lukeyboy ปีที่แล้ว +10

    When I found out my ex was cheating. And I confronted her as I knew the person and would interact with them on a regular basis. Her response was "we're just f*king" whilst looking down her nose at me. When I say my insides ruptured!!! I was crippled 😂😂😂

    • @Joy.DebRiches
      @Joy.DebRiches ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Sorry

    • @renialatrice
      @renialatrice ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I would be crying so hard I wouldn't be able to breathe. Omg

    • @solhaher9114
      @solhaher9114 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Sorry eh

  • @summer_glazed2818
    @summer_glazed2818 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    When you start noticing the shape and size of his head 😭😭😭😭😭😭

  • @servingcant
    @servingcant ปีที่แล้ว +49

    I knew South African girlies would come through 😭😭💀

  • @elizabethfrancisco4050
    @elizabethfrancisco4050 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    “You can’t even cheat” is outta pocket

  • @alyssa4009
    @alyssa4009 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    The sleep paralysis GOT ME 🤣🤣🤣

  • @DanielleAndersonCT
    @DanielleAndersonCT ปีที่แล้ว +24

    2:57 The way James' nostrils FLARED with the stone face... whoooo boy, you KNOW he was contemplating homocide in that moment.

  • @allisterwalker3540
    @allisterwalker3540 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    South African here. We famous for the most notorious reasons 😂

  • @isabellemelendez2980
    @isabellemelendez2980 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    the joke is always funnier when james laughs unexpectedly 😂

  • @Blullaby
    @Blullaby ปีที่แล้ว +19

    Emptying my phone battery! The gasp I gasped 🤣 ! Solid episode 🥰

  • @haaybaails
    @haaybaails ปีที่แล้ว +7

    When you’ve been an afternoon gym goer your entire life & decided to start going at 4 in the morning just so I didn’t have to interact with him in the morning

  • @kingronaldo5661
    @kingronaldo5661 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    lmao yall gotta show the ladies the same energy as the last one 🤣

  • @kimberlysummerton1919
    @kimberlysummerton1919 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Can I just say THE QUALITY! You guys are the ones!

  • @kembawinchester4861
    @kembawinchester4861 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Completely unrelated to the content, Fuhad IS SUCH A ZADDY in these neutrals😍😍😍

  • @celestekindo7094
    @celestekindo7094 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    when you want to cry when he wants to do the nasty ... when his breath on your skin hurts your skin ... when his chewing just sounds like its on a speaker or something ... when the sound of his voice makes you roll your eyes no matter what he is saying I COULD GO ON AND ON HAHAHAH

  • @maxthelusma85
    @maxthelusma85 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    When i was pregnant i would get bad sleep paralysis to the point i would open my eyes to my man with his eyes and mouth blacked out talking to me with a demonic voice and i was alone😭 that shit was the worse and almost gave me a damn heart attack

  • @yoyomabach4518
    @yoyomabach4518 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    “Cuz I’ll start cutting stuff” 😂😂😂😂

  • @MamaJas88
    @MamaJas88 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    9:41 I don’t love you anymore is hilarious

  • @PressPowerPlay
    @PressPowerPlay ปีที่แล้ว +4

    That wake up scream sent me! I did that before and woke up the whole house. And that "I'm a grown man" 😅😅😅 As a woman I feel the same way!! Sleep paralysis demons need to show some respect around here!!

  • @no.6377
    @no.6377 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I felt this way about a dude. So I broke up with him😊
    ...but he wouldn't _let_ me😂 Talkin' bout "we *gotta* work this out" holding me hostage and shit. After half an hour in circles I agreed to a """break""". Then I just avoided him.

  • @MaggieAAdams
    @MaggieAAdams ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I'VE NEVER RELATED TO JAMES MORE THEN ON THE SMELL THING! 😂 the second I can smell you bad, love don't live here no more

  • @chelkai16
    @chelkai16 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    What James said about funky smells is part of the reason that makes girls feel like they have to pretend they don’t poop…

  • @wolfsbane964
    @wolfsbane964 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    None of James lil boxing/jujutsu skills paying off versus sleep paralysis demons😂😅

  • @vitasunshine
    @vitasunshine ปีที่แล้ว +15

    The level of offense James is taking is hilarious

  • @amiwe7367
    @amiwe7367 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    As someone who experiences sleep paralysis quite often, I actually trained myself to snap out of it within a few seconds. You gotta focus really hard on trying to move smth, the fingers are usually not too hard. I just tell myself “I’m gonna move my fingers, NOW” and then move them. Took a few times but now it usually works. Just gotta remind yourself ‘hey my brain is awake and my brain controls my body’😂

  • @jawaad_pnf
    @jawaad_pnf 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    The way fuhad says "pissing me off" scares me and im not even in hes presents😂

  • @BrownRiceBunny1
    @BrownRiceBunny1 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Scientifically the smell thing is on point. A girlfriend in love will be able to smell her boyfriends b.o. in the midsts of other guys shirts. Some even admitted to smelling their boyfriends armpits and having smell blindness.

  • @bizlevin
    @bizlevin ปีที่แล้ว +2

    “Why u runnin round tellin random niggas I’m ur ex?!” 😅😅😂😂

  • @nachinayame3092
    @nachinayame3092 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    These two are meant for each other period 😂😂😂

  • @bandilenzimande4235
    @bandilenzimande4235 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Wasting my phone battery with that unsolicited ass I LOVE YOU text😭🤚🏾

  • @sacredcaramel4546
    @sacredcaramel4546 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Hai james hi fuhad love you guys been watching for four years. You guys are a regular part of my day ❤

  • @zuko_sa
    @zuko_sa ปีที่แล้ว +2

    When u start wishing he came with a remote, where u could ||, >>, >, ■ or delete interactions/memories with/of him. Forever

  • @MrNelson94
    @MrNelson94 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    That x symbol guy in the club wanted to die, thats crazy 🤣

  • @reginafromrio
    @reginafromrio ปีที่แล้ว +19

    I'm on board with the smell thing 100%

  • @DozieIbekwe93
    @DozieIbekwe93 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Fuhad got transparent for a sec. Damn I feel he’s pain.

  • @pkzzack6403
    @pkzzack6403 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Bro was like "your ex bro🙅‍♂️"

  • @Luna-ig6jk
    @Luna-ig6jk ปีที่แล้ว +12

    The smell thing is REAL bro 😅😭🤣

  • @LPnerd
    @LPnerd ปีที่แล้ว +19

    I LOL at you guys, but I really don't understand why people cheat. IF you feel the need to cheat, just break up, and move on. Breaking up is hard enough, why add extra hurt and humiliation on to it?

    • @Ova-bv4os
      @Ova-bv4os ปีที่แล้ว

      FACTS! I'd rather get a call at 0200 from my man telling me he wants to break up cuz he's about to pull a hotty than to welcome him home the next day and kissing his dirty mouth or worse, fucking or suckong him right after cuz you know those nasty cunts don't bother to shower afterwards

  • @jackiestevenson8926
    @jackiestevenson8926 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Calling out his dad's name?!? 😂😂😂 damn that's beyond brutal

  • @a.m.3719
    @a.m.3719 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    When I saw the guy version, I needed a girl one, and the girls did not disappoint😂😂

  • @sibahlemchunu4415
    @sibahlemchunu4415 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    yoh, when that sleep paralysis hits, i start praying in my head and be quoting bible verses 😭😭😭

  • @ChargedUpLeek9
    @ChargedUpLeek9 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    The way I would've crashed out at the "you mean ex?"

  • @Well_ithink
    @Well_ithink ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Breaking up is more euphoric than canceling plans but people rather do this 🤦🏼‍♀️

  • @naimapeck1683
    @naimapeck1683 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Lol there was tread in South Africa say, "don't cry for him drink Savannah cider and plan for another relationship" 😂😂😂🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦

  • @bluewolf619125
    @bluewolf619125 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Although imma lonely ass nigga, this podcast keeps me grateful I don’t be in relationships. Like I can’t imagine having I sleep with think this way about me, actually puts fear in my soul

  • @shawna1278
    @shawna1278 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    When you thought his “game” is, “I have no game.” But he was telling the truth! 😂😂

  • @KimberlyEvrAftr
    @KimberlyEvrAftr ปีที่แล้ว +4

    How could any of those women do yall that way? Yall are so funny and fun to watch and be around, im sure... not to mention yall are both adorable and some gorgeous men ✌🏻❤️