Gotta admit. Out of all the stories ive listened to on this channel, of all the humorous, all the evilest, all the saddest, and all the craziest, this one has to be the most cursed ive ever listened to 😂😂
Ever since I discovered HFY, I have seen a lot. Humans are Super Man, guy sleeps with a dragon, Humans know how to cook, guy turns into a dungeon, Humans have the best military, etc. But this....this is something new
I keep seeing your subscriber count going up and up. I am so freakin' jealous, you are a great narrator. Hope to be as big as you one day. I hope this channel finds a way to being your full-time career if it's not already.
I mean still could be, considering the gestation is happening in the stomach, this situation is gender neutral for humans. ^.^ (which makes all the people crying about it being woke literally just outing themselves as homophobes)
@Edmar_Thorn yes because people complaining about mens getting pregnant means they are "homophobic" not like there wasn't a whole movement about "men can get pregnant too" or "men can have a period too". People being tired of this kind of stuff doesn't make them any phobic, it makes them tired. And calling everyone opinion you don't like a phobe or an ist doesnt help either because there are people who are genuinly homophonic or racist, but idiots making mountains from mole hills is muddling the water, same with the anti woke crowd, but they at least have a reason in the current day since the last few years have been just getting beaten over the head by forced inclusion to the point any inclusion feels forced.
I have to ask why we are a deathworld? We aren't all Austria or Florida or the arctic or the Congo or the desert or Russia! We have nice places! I just can't think of any.... Belgium?
It's the earth as a whole, not specific places. There are some differences for why earth is considered a deathworld depending on the channel you are watching but there are three traits that seem to carry through regardless. 1) Earths gravity is ridiculously high compared to most of the galaxy, so humans are stronger and more dense than everyone else, hence the reason you see a lot of "humans are terrifying" throughout these stories. 2) Almost every other species in the galaxy are herbivores and consider humans predators because we are perceived in the galaxy at large as strictly carnivores. 3) The "settled science" in the galaxy is that no sentient species can come from a deathworld, so when humans went out into the galaxy, other races assumed we were going to be vicious killing beast. Listen to the first two chapters of "The Nature of Predators" for a good example of this.
New Zealand is pretty good, no natural predators, and the most dangerous thing here are other humans. With that said, it's HUMANS that are a large part of why Earth is a deathworld.
IKR? Considering the entire situation could happen regardless of Jack's gender, all the people crying about woke are just outing themselves as homophobes. :/
You know, before all the woke wank bullshit these days, this would have been more of a funny story, hell this could easily be a episode on star trek or more likely Orville. And while it is still a entertaining if not fun story, i have to wonder if its woke nonsense because of what i said at the start.
I had a similar reaction, I couldn't really enjoy the story because I was waiting for some kind of political statement-twist, which was a shame because it was quite funny.
I figure that looking under the rocks for allegory is a waste of time. If an author wants one to be there, they’ll make it clear. If a reader wants one to be there, they’ll find a way to see it even if there isn’t one. And once somebody chases down that rabbit hole, they risk looking at Jurassic Park and deciding that it’s “woke” because some of the dinosaurs changed sex-after their damaged source genetics were patched with DNA from modern animals which do that. (Nature is wild.) Especially in science fiction, weird stuff is allowed to just be weird stuff.
Okay normally I dont comment however, this video was difficult to listen to, this one HFY is not your best by far it was gross or maybe it was just hard to listen to, or maybe it is just me, I Don’t know what to say, one of my parts wants to say maybe don’t put some like this up again or maybe reading it before putting it up on youtube, I do know that you did read it before you put it on youtube, and I also know that somebody is going to hate my comment and that is okay, PS I like much of your videos well the others this one I don’t know about,
It's a cute story if it was 'High School Musical 29, In Space, They Can't Hear You Sing'. But if that lot are the tip of the spear of our military, our species is doomed. However, they except everyone at 'Dylan Mulvaney's Space School of Suspension of Disbelief', where anybody is anything and anything can happen! Girls are boys and boys are girls, that guy might look 64 but he identifies as 15! And this is I. Hulk, zet just won the wrestling championship, feminine age 12-14! *Zey identifies as weighing 92 pounds...What do you mean there's only one part of 'him' that weighs 92 pounds?! You better mean zer self determination! Now zey are crying, we'll never get them out of the lgbqqiysghdbzx++ bath room!
@@johnmac4769 Not offended at all, I just get a laugh out of you guys who do get so offended about anything gay related that you feel the need to make a comment about it.
Yep. "Woke Scifi" is just as bad, if not worse, than "standard Woke". The shear effort put into the story to pretzel as much in as possible is about the only thing that is of note. The only thing stunning about it was how stunningly bad it was. People really should have at least a modicum of knowledge if they're going to use something in their stories.
And here Net Narrator Presents: the authors barely disguised fetish
Gotta admit. Out of all the stories ive listened to on this channel, of all the humorous, all the evilest, all the saddest, and all the craziest, this one has to be the most cursed ive ever listened to 😂😂
And from that day forth, all human condiments come with a galactic common warning about using the containers as "medical containers".
😂😂😂😂😂
Ever since I discovered HFY, I have seen a lot. Humans are Super Man, guy sleeps with a dragon, Humans know how to cook, guy turns into a dungeon, Humans have the best military, etc. But this....this is something new
And suddenly i feel vindicated that I don't like mustard on my sandwiches
😂😂😂
My only thought... Did anyone tell the rest of the humans, not to use the mustard?
What in the actual fuck!?
My thought exactly...
😂😂😂😂
Except... there was no actual fuck... 0.0
ikr most people use a shampoo bottle insted
Arrrre,the original red dwarf, when they travel to an alternate universe and Lister has a one night stand and gets pregnant lol
A one night stand with his alternate universe self...
Stuff happens when you follow through on go Fing yourself while out drunk.
I keep seeing your subscriber count going up and up. I am so freakin' jealous, you are a great narrator. Hope to be as big as you one day. I hope this channel finds a way to being your full-time career if it's not already.
Took a peak at your channel
U got yourself another one
I look forward to your work
I've also checked your channel. I'm in, too.
You got your self a new subscriber,
I did not expect this but thank you for subbing! I'll try to avoid getting subs from other people's videos but hey it all worked out in the end.
@@StoryTaleBooks This won't take any rice out of NN's bowl.
Ahhh, this was entertaining as hell!! Very good story.
My immediate thought was ‘oh, he’s trans’
I mean still could be, considering the gestation is happening in the stomach, this situation is gender neutral for humans. ^.^
(which makes all the people crying about it being woke literally just outing themselves as homophobes)
@Edmar_Thorn yes because people complaining about mens getting pregnant means they are "homophobic" not like there wasn't a whole movement about "men can get pregnant too" or "men can have a period too".
People being tired of this kind of stuff doesn't make them any phobic, it makes them tired.
And calling everyone opinion you don't like a phobe or an ist doesnt help either because there are people who are genuinly homophonic or racist, but idiots making mountains from mole hills is muddling the water, same with the anti woke crowd, but they at least have a reason in the current day since the last few years have been just getting beaten over the head by forced inclusion to the point any inclusion feels forced.
and I would have sworn it was the "mayo" that caused it :P
nah thats macdonalds burgers lmfao
That was my guess.
Really, why. I mean why. Stopped when I got to the “ swung that way.” It’s only recently that it’s the center of everything.
I kinda want to know how some of the famous Star Trek doctors from the series would think of this situation.
I'm never eating mustard again.
And all of a sudden a self insert replete with identity glazing.
Ok, I can't finish this story. I'm only halfway through, and this author is describing everything but the dang story.
Ticks all the boxes weird, strange, humans, aliens and a big wtf at the end 😳 🤦♂️🤣
He ate a come sandwich
i, a mustard hater, now feel justified
Ok, so the author of this story is gay and reaaaaaaally wants a baby of his own. Dude my heart goes out to you.
I have so many ideas now
I NEED MORE CREATIVE IDEAS
As a gay Marine, I’m howling with laughter!
I didn't expect to see Mpreg show up today but its a welcome change
Delightful!
Nut flavoured mustard...
Handsome Jack? Borderlands reference?
That mustard turned out to be mayo 😅
But he did stay at a Holiday Inn Express last night.
Well. This was certainly... something lol
So glad I despise mustard.
I ... don't believe it; I called it beforehand! Lol
Alright, I’ll be that guy. New series?
That was not virgin mustard…
Not anymore, anyways...
Um, yeah, Mmmm, allrighty then...
That was diffrent.
I have to ask why we are a deathworld? We aren't all Austria or Florida or the arctic or the Congo or the desert or Russia! We have nice places! I just can't think of any.... Belgium?
It's the earth as a whole, not specific places. There are some differences for why earth is considered a deathworld depending on the channel you are watching but there are three traits that seem to carry through regardless.
1) Earths gravity is ridiculously high compared to most of the galaxy, so humans are stronger and more dense than everyone else, hence the reason you see a lot of "humans are terrifying" throughout these stories.
2) Almost every other species in the galaxy are herbivores and consider humans predators because we are perceived in the galaxy at large as strictly carnivores.
3) The "settled science" in the galaxy is that no sentient species can come from a deathworld, so when humans went out into the galaxy, other races assumed we were going to be vicious killing beast. Listen to the first two chapters of "The Nature of Predators" for a good example of this.
"all Austria or Florida"
You reverse channelling Dumb and Dumber?
New Zealand is pretty good, no natural predators, and the most dangerous thing here are other humans.
With that said, it's HUMANS that are a large part of why Earth is a deathworld.
It's the chocolate.
Good thing I never like mustard
...well thats a story
GRRROOOOSSSSS! 🤮
Agreed, never touched mustard, and after this, definitely never will. ^.^
That was just weird.
I wouldn't mind being a surrogate mom if you know what I meaaannnnn 😊
With that PFP I know EXACTLY what you mean ^.^
The problem here of course is surrogates usually know in advance what they're getting into. ^.^
A gay space story. What next?
You new here?
lesbain magic
You only need to worry when it's a woke story 🫠
@@kdmbigpig honesly i dont mind a fantasy lesbian story
A space straight story
Haha hilarious. Loved it.
To rhe people going eugh woke etc, get over yourself.
IKR?
Considering the entire situation could happen regardless of Jack's gender, all the people crying about woke are just outing themselves as homophobes. :/
That's so fucking bad! XD Thanks for the story.
Skip
3 things:
1. WAT DA FAK
2. I want my 30 minutes back
3. WAT DA FAK
You know, before all the woke wank bullshit these days, this would have been more of a funny story, hell this could easily be a episode on star trek or more likely Orville. And while it is still a entertaining if not fun story, i have to wonder if its woke nonsense because of what i said at the start.
I had a similar reaction, I couldn't really enjoy the story because I was waiting for some kind of political statement-twist, which was a shame because it was quite funny.
I figure that looking under the rocks for allegory is a waste of time. If an author wants one to be there, they’ll make it clear. If a reader wants one to be there, they’ll find a way to see it even if there isn’t one. And once somebody chases down that rabbit hole, they risk looking at Jurassic Park and deciding that it’s “woke” because some of the dinosaurs changed sex-after their damaged source genetics were patched with DNA from modern animals which do that. (Nature is wild.)
Especially in science fiction, weird stuff is allowed to just be weird stuff.
So its only "woke" because somebody else said so?
Okay normally I dont comment however, this video was difficult to listen to, this one HFY is not your best by far it was gross or maybe it was just hard to listen to, or maybe it is just me, I Don’t know what to say, one of my parts wants to say maybe don’t put some like this up again or maybe reading it before putting it up on youtube, I do know that you did read it before you put it on youtube, and I also know that somebody is going to hate my comment and that is okay, PS I like much of your videos well the others this one I don’t know about,
unsubscribed
It's a cute story if it was 'High School Musical 29, In Space, They Can't Hear You Sing'. But if that lot are the tip of the spear of our military, our species is doomed. However, they except everyone at 'Dylan Mulvaney's Space School of Suspension of Disbelief', where anybody is anything and anything can happen! Girls are boys and boys are girls, that guy might look 64 but he identifies as 15! And this is I. Hulk, zet just won the wrestling championship, feminine age 12-14! *Zey identifies as weighing 92 pounds...What do you mean there's only one part of 'him' that weighs 92 pounds?! You better mean zer self determination! Now zey are crying, we'll never get them out of the lgbqqiysghdbzx++ bath room!
You should probably see a doctor, I think you just had a stroke...
Stoke of Awesomeness... Er... Awesome! Hard typing with one hand, and the drole!... I mean drool....
Perfect story for the woke among us.
Nah, its just a funny sci-fi story, just because you don't like it doesn't make it "woke"
Oh no.. are you feeling threatened because the story had two married men in it? /s
@@leothenomad5675 Just my opinion. Hope you are not offended.
@@Edmar_Thorn Just expressing my opinion. Hope it does not offend you. Just don't like it.
@@johnmac4769 Not offended at all, I just get a laugh out of you guys who do get so offended about anything gay related that you feel the need to make a comment about it.
Yep. "Woke Scifi" is just as bad, if not worse, than "standard Woke".
The shear effort put into the story to pretzel as much in as possible is about the only thing that is of note. The only thing stunning about it was how stunningly bad it was. People really should have at least a modicum of knowledge if they're going to use something in their stories.
This wasn't wok, but rather a short "yaoi" novella. mostly read by women ;).
Woke HFY, great...
Oh get over yourself.
I knew one of you guys would show up complaining.
you spelled great! :D' wrong