Best HFY Stories: They Burned Heaven In Retribution

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  • @dividewalker5673
    @dividewalker5673 วันที่ผ่านมา +175

    _And remember kids, the next time that somebody tells you, "The government wouldn't do that," _*_oh yes they would._*

    • @angrydragonslayer
      @angrydragonslayer วันที่ผ่านมา +15

      With gusto

    • @SvensktTroll
      @SvensktTroll วันที่ผ่านมา

      They used to exprement on the handicaped and mentally ill people in my country 🇸🇪
      I doubt there is something the government wouldn't do if they thought it serves a purpose.

    • @grogvaughan5649
      @grogvaughan5649 23 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +5

      "I'm from the Government and I'm here to help." Ronald Reagan

    • @Amoth_oth_ras_shash
      @Amoth_oth_ras_shash 20 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +1

      never say never

  • @wildwikedwanderer1208
    @wildwikedwanderer1208 วันที่ผ่านมา +122

    “The government never lies to its people” that line made me laugh.

    • @noppornwongrassamee8941
      @noppornwongrassamee8941 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Indeed. Never forget that governments are made up of people, and that people are fallible. Even when they aren't lying to you, they can make mistakes. This means you should always be double checking their work. Lack of oversight due to everyone uncritically trusting what the government says is exactly how you get government corruption like this.

    • @dinkoz1
      @dinkoz1 วันที่ผ่านมา +11

      "People should not fear the government, but the government should fear its people"

    • @josephgauthier7797
      @josephgauthier7797 15 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

      me too

  • @Logajam.
    @Logajam. 21 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +21

    "The humans aren't the monsters here."
    Yet.
    Especially since that choice of target tells me its the Geneva checklist now.

  • @randyl8979
    @randyl8979 วันที่ผ่านมา +46

    The government is your friend. You know the government is your friend because it tells you it is, and a friend would not lie to you.

    • @thomasjetzer2823
      @thomasjetzer2823 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

      And if all others accepted the lie which the Party imposed-if all records told the same tale-then the lie passed into history and became truth. - George Orvell, 1984

  • @MartyrPandaGaming
    @MartyrPandaGaming วันที่ผ่านมา +29

    "You don't think th-"
    Yes. Always and then worse than whatever you just imagined.

  • @benjamincabreraaparicio8684
    @benjamincabreraaparicio8684 14 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +7

    the cognitive dissonance of saying both the government wouldn't lie and I wouldn't sign a edited report

    • @Jet-ij9zc
      @Jet-ij9zc 13 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

      First line was said in public, second was said in private

  • @fdoreviewsfdo2568
    @fdoreviewsfdo2568 19 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +6

    “The government wouldn’t lie” 😂😂🤣🤣😂😂🤣🤣

  • @chrisdufresne9359
    @chrisdufresne9359 19 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +4

    What kind of monster makes themselves Red on tactical maps?
    Red is always for the enemy.

    • @demon_xd_
      @demon_xd_ 6 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +1

      me, I'm a proud red team supremacist
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  • @dragongreek9059
    @dragongreek9059 21 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +5

    If you ever hear the saying run
    I’m from the government and I’m here to help

  • @biggsdarklighter0473
    @biggsdarklighter0473 วันที่ผ่านมา +12

    Genosians when they meet constructivism.

  • @normiesalvador1854
    @normiesalvador1854 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    Morning Angel, yes, I can do 4pm. And thanks on advance for the ride.

  • @johnsanford3596
    @johnsanford3596 วันที่ผ่านมา +6

    Dark. Very dark.

  • @koneko-6057
    @koneko-6057 3 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

    Tell me your a liar without telling me your a liar 'I work for the government' , i said without telling me your a liar

  • @Playerk125
    @Playerk125 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

    New one Nice

  • @obsidian00
    @obsidian00 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

    I remember this one…😅

  • @danielh6015
    @danielh6015 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    I am sorry . I am confused. First it talks about the fleet in orbit and then the planet being hit. Who attacked the planet? Was it human forces ?

    • @arandomsystemglitch2398
      @arandomsystemglitch2398 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Yes and no humans most likely took over the fleet or atleast a ship then burned "heaven" 2 the goverment will completely revoke all acess to that sector and burn everything and then proceed to lie about it

    • @eleklovatka7666
      @eleklovatka7666 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      Yes.

    • @danielh6015
      @danielh6015 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      @@eleklovatka7666 what about the spatial jump calculations. What was that about?

    • @slyprocyon9720
      @slyprocyon9720 วันที่ผ่านมา +9

      ​@danielh6015 the whole gimmick was that the woman was calculating the chance for humans to shell the genosian paradise world

    • @eleklovatka7666
      @eleklovatka7666 วันที่ผ่านมา +8

      @@danielh6015 She said that the chance of success is only 1% and her calculations (on paper, cause she feared that her datapad is being monitored) proved it.
      The humans did it and reached Heaven with 5 ships without using hyperlanes.
      Meaning: they can now destroy any planet.
      If only 1% makes it, that means the humans were desperate enough to send 500 ships.

  • @judgegiant8951
    @judgegiant8951 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

    Got here early for a change

  • @GarmrsBarking
    @GarmrsBarking วันที่ผ่านมา +11

    oh funny enough my comment on this little story wouldn't get through YT's algorithm... so I won't write it...

  • @ccsorn
    @ccsorn วันที่ผ่านมา

    FTA