It Isn't Gonna Suck Itself (Rare 1940s Song) by Anita Hardcok
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It Isn't Gonna Suck Itself - Anita Hardcok (Rare 1940s Song) - While Anita was the writer behind the popular advice column, Ask Anita, we will always remember her for this 1946 hit that let her advice to ladies at the time go worldwide!
This song was created using AI music - I wrote the lyrics and the arrangements - it is a parody and done as a bit of fun. I hope people have fun with it and if you don't, maybe find yourself a bit of a funny bone!
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Why can't I add a new comment. However what I wanted to ask was were do you find these , I always thought the 40s would have been more stricter and not allowed such songs.
AWESOME work, sounds legit AF
@@dontfeedthetroll294 It's done with artificial intelligence based programs.
@@xpluscollectorscrew And considering that's the point I already made and it doesn't change the fact that CCs aren't subtitles what's yours.
@@xpluscollectorscrew Sorry thought it was a different thread you replied in. So it's not a song actually from the 40s, thanks for the reply and sorry again.
This was our wedding song. 68 years of marriage, still going strong, even though mine's gone soft.
I've got the 10".
wait till the 69th year anniversary!!
My wife blew me under the table to this song at our wedding reception.
Congrats on 68 years of wedded bliss.
take l-citrulline in the morning and l-arginine in the evening.
I sent this to my wife. I think she is planning a home cooked Italian meal for me to set the mood. She responded with eggplant and knife emojis.
Eggplant and KNIFE emojis? Is her name Lorena, formerly Bobbitt? 😳🥀
Run!!!!!
I think you might want to sleep with one eye open.
Eggplant parmasagn is great, hope you got some. 😅
Run bro run
Life is better when there's more gagging than nagging
Poetry ❤
😂
I heard that tune, shes nagging not gagging shes nagging on the Fallout Gaming series...Fine tracklist indeed.
Lol wp sir
Far out I couldn't breath I laughed so hard at that
The even earlier (1937) original was by Horatio Fellatio on Stiff Records who dropped it because his name was a bit of a mouthful.
🤣🤣🤣🤣
I love the Stiff Records motto If it ain’t stiff it ain’t worth a *uck
Yeah, right. I have a bridge for sale, too!🤣🤣🤣🤣
Come now.
That was so good! 9.75!
even though im only 43, weve been married for over 60 years and this has kept our marriage healthy.
that is hilarious that you are 43 and have been married 60 years!
🤷🏼
Bahaha nice one Dexxy 😂
@@OrggsOrggs
I figured he meant he’s only 43 and feels like he’s been married 60 years🤣🤣🤣🤣
@@MrKim-kv2vvor she has no teeth 😂
Anita Hardcok (née Stiffen) was my grandma's 2nd cousin. Tragically, she died of asphyxiation in 1953 during a USO tour in Korea. Let's take this time to honor our heroes.
Thanks to all of them for their service
OMG love it, ❤️ what an honor, sounds like she must've been a hoot. ❤❤❤ God Bless you, your aunt and family, ❤❤ for all your service ❤
Awesome voice ❤
Did she have another professional name? I can't find her anywhere.
Asphyxiation? How many loads did she take at once?
Grandpa used to say "boys will follow a girl that swallows, but always quit the one who spits."
Grandpa was a funny guy.
NO WAY!!! THAT IS HILARIOUS!!! I've never heard that one before.
Well now I know which girl to look for. THANK YOU!!!
I had one that would ask me not me ask her. She kept me drained dry and sometimes sore. BUT I returned the favor. Let me tell you she would try anything I could come up with too. Any time any where. I think she got that from her momma I heard she was a handful too.
@@fisherman8602 try OF.
blessed u had such a grandpa
My wife took a sick day for obvious reasons, so I’m going send this to her to help cheer her up. No other reasons, honestly.😂
Reminds me of my first girlfriend. She was Greek and her name was Maria Sucalotacockis
😂😂😂
what's her @?
I first heard this on my grandparents' gramophone in the 1970s. I've still got the horn.
No you didn't because this was created by artificial intelligence it's a joke
@tsfurlan Well you're a bundle of laughs, aren't you?
You've still got the horn? So I guess the song didn't work, then. 😛
@@ScottLuvsRenFaires I meant I've still got the horn off the gramophone 😁
Dudley Moore I think - "She gives me the hoooorn."
Came here for the comments. Was not disappointed 😂
This was the first song I heard after getting back to the States, right after WWII. I'm 109 now, and I still think of this song fondly.
Thank you for your service
Right....😆
@listen2meokidoki264😂
@@theeclectic2919 🤣
thank you for your service. now the rest of us must vote to make sure that we don't elect the thing that you were fighting. God bless America. semper Fi!
I bet this song SHOT right up the charts😂
And the the left and the right pretty much shot all over the charts
Anita HARDCOK
Number one song for three weeks in spring of 1946 .
I thought it was 19 69?😅
Who was the artist?
For only three weeks? Should have gone platinum indeed!
Charts didn't exist then
Had a notable top of the charts in 69 too.
This was the song we marched out to and still brings a tear to my eye. Fond memories of my time at the Altar Boy Academy class of 42.
Truer words have never been spoken...
They don't write love songs like this anymore.
Anita Hardcok is an absolute legend. Her timeless advice on how to keep a man is not only wholesome, but a throwback to a better time when values mattered
Not like kids today
No wonder old timers ended up married for so long - they knew how to keep things romantic
Values? From what I can decipher, the women of today are plenty versed on these exact values.
I’ll never forget my grandma singing this in the kitchen when I was a little boy. She absolutely loved this one, played the record everyday.
@1-3645 Nothing gets past you huh big guy?
@@1-3645?
What are you doing step grandma
Bro thats weird
I believe Anita Hardcok did a trio with sister Yuwana, and brother Hegota...And a later duet with the great Flacido Domingo...That one won a Gummy Award as I remember...Very cheeky offering, this one... 😏
You ain't confusing this with the Fapulous Four? 😂
She starred in a Three Stooges short called, "Cream Pie In The Eye."
Classic!
What was her name in the Three Stooges short? I can't find her name as it is presented on this TH-cam video.
@@vin.handle Her name was Anita Johnson.
And the porn knock off was creampie in the browneye.
Wake up and go to sleep! - Moe
(Another meaning?)
I love how everyone is making up stories about this song, like it was real. This is so much fun
that is the fun of it - comments are great!
What are you talking about? All of these stories are real, I know I was there!
wait. these aren't ai comments? I thought they were. are we humans? or bots? :O
@@skyguy1988 We are stardust 🎶
@@skyguy1988 many or arguably most are just living their pre-programmed lives without much novelty or change, so for those what's the difference?
Forgotten Fact. This song had a brief stint at #01 on billboard when it was covered in the mid 1990's by Monica and the Lewinski's.!
Lol
That was put out by Slick Willy Records on the Stained Raincoat label, right?
Even featured Naughty Bill on the saxophone solo.
You forgot Beggin' Nancy Reagan. Her Hollywood career sucked, yet the "First Lady" swallowed Washington politics.
I remember the B-side, "It Don't Mean A Thing If Your Thing Don't Swing."
Before I got married to my wife,my mother in law told my wife that if you keep him happy in the bedroom he will keep you happy in the rest of the house. Me and my wife 30 years later are still happier than ever and I thank God every day for my mother in laws advice.
This song needs to be in a mandatory Marriage 101 course! 😁
and a good recipe for pie, cake, casserole and salad! Amen, Ah women to that idea!
It really does. It needs to be right up there with "The female orgasm isn't a myth, but if you think it is, you're doing it wrong" and
"Head. It's for women too!"
Such a powerful song. She gives wonderful vocals! ❤
Really knows how to work the windpipe!
A.I produced
Oh wow, I remember my grandfather telling me about this song ! So glad it's online in this modern day and age !
haha someone commented, and deleted " this song was made using AI".... uhhh yeah, i think we all get that !
@@Subfightr ohh believe me, I never underestimate the gullibility of people !!!
I still remember the whole family sitting around the TV watching the Lennon Sisters belt out this old classic on Lawrence Welk. Sometimes we would even sing along. Those were the days.
Oh-oh. It's the Lawrence Welk Prophecy. "First, we're gonna do the Hokey-Pokey. Hocus Pocus, hoax and poke us. Und then, we're gonna do da Polka. "Pop" goes the bubble. Cue the Champagne Musak: I'm Forever Blowing Up Bubbles."
@@humboldthammer Ana-one ana two ana then she blew
@@dale1956ties vunerful, vunerful, vunerful
Very droll, Mr kirby!
Are you certain that you're that old?
Back then the girls would say “hawk tooey”.
Before I read the description I sought of knew it was AI (the names of singer gave it away also) - Nice Job! thank you for the laughs
Hardcok is timeless. Keeps on beating after all these years
this one was popular with our boys overseas durimg WW2. the USO ladies used to sing it
I'm 65. My wife has served me well over the years. No complaints at all in THAT department.
You are a lucky man.
Gross job for your missus
@@LuisScrivsdo you realize a lot of women enjoy it.
@@PAFloridian over 60 years old your meat has gone off.
It does make life soooooo much better. Good missus, good job.
This is the dangers of AI that I have been hearing so much about? 😂
taking over with laughs
A rediscovered 'American Classic'.???!!!...... Bless all past generations, for their contribution.... To FREEDOM!!!!....🤗🤗
Freedom!!!
Played at my high school graduation in the 70s
.....that you lost
She also sang, mine is too far off the ground to eat grass so feed it some meat.😂
Hi YouTubbers, Emersome Bugguns here, Anita was my favorite singer back in the day, I'll be 109 years old in 13 months. Time really flies. I saw Anitta Hardcok back in 1945, or 1954, im dyslexic so not sure, anyhoo
Sir, all the best wishes to you, keep going ;) I guess it had to be a sight to remember.
Sir, you have been and seen it all. The 'LGBTQ' these days are so hysterical over something that has been done since forever. Their hysteria shows how prudish they are. #oldSKOOLcool
I don't know what's funnier... The tune or the pics that accompany it?? Either way, Thanks for the laughs today. 🤣🤣🤣
that;s what it's for!
A beautiful song from a bygone era of class.
AI is getting terrifying
You think this is bad, just wait untill Skynet goes Online and gains access to the entirety of the World's Nuclear Armada...
I can no longer look at my grandmother with the admiration I used to have for her and the stuff she went through as a stay at home mom on a farm of all things.... now I see her as a dirty old lady who was 100% justified in NOT TRUSTING my mom or aunt when they were growing up!😂😂😂😂 My lawd!! Nana was wild AF!! 🤣🤣🤣❤
My wife is not familiar with this song.
that’s why we are angry all the time!
My Wife knew this song while we were dating, She forgot it once we were married.
Mine knows the words, but she must have lost the sheet music.
It’s OK if she doesn’t know the words… She can hum it
Educate her!
I always loved Anita and. Great pipes! Spunky gal
Hilarious that a Harris Campaign ad came on before this would play.
Underrated comment
Same here, I was laughing my ass off!!!
I got a Trump ad, thought to my self I wonder if Melanie ever heard this?
Stormy sure did.
@user-zb9lv3gh8s, you misspelled Monica. At least Trump didn't stick a cigar in Stormy...especially in the Oval office.
@@mynameisPhoenixSteele first off you COMPLETELY missed the reference... No surprise there.
Second off... Are you seriously trying to claim the moral high ground for a man who's either been the found liable, or admitted to, twenty eight sexual assaults????
Lol, I didn't think so.
Billions, hell maybe trillions spent on AI research... Untold resources and at the end of the day, AI's biggest contribution to society is comedy.
This song is VERY rare!
I’m only 20 but I played this at my wedding and have been happily married for 60 years
Her fans called her Anita
I just called her Snowball 😂😂😂😂😂😂❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤
Rhyming quarrel and oral is pure genius.
@@tonys4396 Wow. Really? Is it true what they say about water being wet, too?
@@tonys4396 Yeah, I said THAT was genius, not that I was. But YOU seem to be a true sage, an oracle even.
I dedicate this too one special lady in my life. Im glad your back. Missed You.
" *to* one special", "glad *you're* back" ... Looks like you're the one sucking... sucking at grammar.
Wow! This sounds legit as hell! 😂😂😂😂
If i didn’t know better I would swear that was a 1940’s recording!
I remember this song in 49. I was with my gal in the backseat on top of Mt. Pilot in North Carolina.My friend Gomer and Gober were in the next car next to us...
Catchy tune, with a great deal of wisdom, to boot.
I marvel that I've never head this gem before.
Although she’s less known than the Andrews Sisters or Glenn Miller, Anita is probably the most talented vocalists of the 1940s. In an interview with the Military Times, she attributed her ability to hold notes so well to her strong throat muscles.
Anita = Throat-GOAT!
Lol
There was a speakeasy on 4th & Washington in New York called The Cockacapabana back in '43 where this song would always get the gals going. Got my phally polished by a few sugarlips in the backroom quite a few times. That's what we called those girls back then: sugarlips.
Haha very good, I thought it might actually be a real underground recording until the term 'stressed out' appeared which I don't think was used in the 40s.
Ahh, an oldie but a goodie! Lots of good memories with this one!
If anything can make you forget stress it’s having the old knob gobbled
I remember Guy Lambardo and his royal Canadians used to play this at midnight on New Years Eve.
Omg I laughed out loud at this one!
I didn't know grandma got down like that. 😂😂😂😂
There’s a lot of shit that her and grandpa did that they never told you
Never knew the Steel Panther song was inspired by this classic. Learn something new everyday 👍
We played this old shellac 78 RPM at my grandmother's funeral in Kabul around 1952. Happy times.
She gonna give it that HAWK TUAH!
So they were performing the ole” Hawk tuah” in the forties 😮
Hawk TUAH!!!😮
That's one way to get to be VPOTUS
@@adenwellsmith6908UNDERRATED
slurp up every drop
As a civil war veteran, i cant tell you how much it means to hear this song again after so long. I played it for my nurse at the care home yesterday while looking at her with a suggestive, roguish grin on my face. Today im looking for a new care home, and still listening to this song with a tear in my heart and a smile in my pants.
So this is when America was great again 🥇🤣
You got me, for the first 90 seconds i thought it might be an actual song. Well done, very funny once you're in on the joke. I liked the music
Nice!
A masterpiece. Play this at my funeral 😂
If it was for real, it would have given me hope in humanity. lol But good job!
Interesting - I must admit I fell for the illusion. Of course I found it incredibly surprising, that a record like this should have been made in the 40'es, but I liked the idea so much that believed it to start with.
Then I read the viewers' comments and eventually the information below and found that it was AI-generated.
I guess it can serve for many others to get their illusions destroyed about being able to distinguish between something authentic and something AI-generated.
What does SuS mean?
What does SuS mean?
@@frandsfrydendal7408 SUS = giving the impression that something is questionable or suspicious.
"it's a little sus that he seems to know exactly how to play this game"
Saw you in Nashville, TN on August 21. You were awesome. Beautiful show. Still working on today's 4:20. 😎
Back in 93 I hrard this for the first time when my grandfather abused me. I didn't know it was real until now
Now I know why my wife always burns my dinner…she just wanted to get straight to dessert! Silly woman. I’m starving!
The thing that gets me about these song titles; is how is it "rare" & a "hit" at the same time? lol
But anyways, these are fun :P lmao
i would say that there are songs from the 60s and 50s that hit #1 that we have never heard of - something like "Sleepy Lagoon"
Oh man, I feel silly after reading the comments I realized this was AI generated.😅
don't feel silly - just have fun with it
WHAT??!!
I like this one SuS. Lyrics have a good poetic structure, and it uses a believable subject matter, rather than the very recent internet inspired obsession with rear end penetration. Still I'm intrigued to know when might be the first recorded use of the expression It isn't going to suck itself. Take 10 house points.
have to change it up every now and again
Wait a minute. I have a sneaky suspicion that this is not a song from the 40s. The only one I can recall, of a similar (blue) vein, is the sea shanty
Blow, blow, blow the man down.
Christ, I haven't laughed this much in weeks! :-).
that's what it's for
I wonder what other hidden gems from that era are going unheard.
Excellent. The Algorithm is working wonders. And the comment section. What joy!
Indeed it is!
How could i miss this piece of gold. Going right to hubby.
Nice
I can't wait for the day when AI scans the comments and starts citing the history of these songs.
Not exactly the Andrew Sisters, but it has a nice swing to it.
This song is more like the andrews sisters Is that a Banana in Your Pocket (or are You Happy to See Me?) - Rare 1950s Song
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My entire understanding of the world has been turned on its head (no pun intended) by the discovery of this song. I’m in shock. When did America turn into a prudish world after this time period? I thought Sanatra singing “I get no kick from cocaine” (“I get a kick out of you”) was shocking. But this? Was this played on the radio? I’m completely flummoxed.
Brilliant collection of vintage songs.
Who would have known…..
Her name alone had me tickled! Anita Hardcok too sis
Damn🤔 she's the wife i was looking for!!
That name of the singer speaks for itself.
Oh, what a pleasant time! So innocent, coming of age music!
This has to be the coolest dude I have ever seen!!! I'm in love!! ❤️
I was still in school in the 40s and the saying among the boys went: "Whatever you ASK ANITA, the answer will never be no."
We were in Europe in the winter of 1945. We were young and scared. Wh😢Anita Hardcock came on the radio we all cheered up
Anita Blochop?
So fun sneaking these olde gems into the dinner playlist.
100% what they are for!
You are an agent of chaos rushing us forth to the singularity, where no data is trusted and only personal mystical experience becomes our one true guide through life. Well done!
My only point of self reflection is; why did the algorithm send this song my way?
it's a shameful thing!
Wow! and I thought the Fugs were crude and explicit. First time hearing this.
I first danced to this song at my high school Prom. Later, my date brought the song to life! Ah, Nostalgia!
Good song, can really dance to this!
"Sus Records." You should win an award for that name alone.
Lol
You know when Ella Fitzgerald passed on this song, I heard she was really down on herself 🤷🏻♂️🤣
She wanted to be more “hands on” in the production
My parents met at a VFW dance. This was their song!
Many happy memories when I was little dancing around in the kitchen with mum and dad and this song cranked up.
I've been saying this to the wife for years but she never listens.
You are not alone brother
This song should be number one ❤😂💞🥰👍🙏🇺🇸 !!!