My family thinks if I’m not in a call it’s cool for them to barge in or yell for me. So I just play this loudly during needed focus time. Never delete this.
I love these call videos, my family never lets me work cause they think that if I'm not in a call I'm not working. So I just play this out loud in my laptop and I can finally work!!!!
I lucked out SO much cause I play these videos so my roommate leaves me alone and today just so happened to be a Tuesday so when y'all said "have a good rest of your Tuesday" at the end I was like WHEW
Everytime I play this from my WFH office, my dad leaves the house!! Thank you LOL Working from home is hard work. Shoutout to all my homies ^.^ literally...
lmbooooo this is the world we are apart of now. I use this as a bluffer too. just to give others confirmation "I'm busy, doing important things". so .....
So I am a very passive person and as a supervisor my team AND MANAGER thinks I have all the time in the world to do all the things. I love having this in the background so I can actually get work done! You guys rock and it's so realistic! LOL The best!
Yep same here. Its sad that I have to resort to having this play in the background... but If I dont I have a spouse that only thinks of herself and thinks its ok to barge into my office to tell me about what she wants to order on Amazon (of course I have to pay for it).
Thank you Product Team for helping me dodge a coworker that keeps asking me to Alice Cooper and Rob Zombie concerts. I'm too busy discussing Dogfooding to fight off his advances.
@@KlearChristal Umm and why is that? Because she is simply a female? Why do people think they 'deserve' something. Here's a secret for you... You're not special.. you do NOT deserve anything. Grow up.
Even though I came here for background noise, what is hilarious is that my agency hired a software company to help us build some simple software to track clients and appointments for mental health counseling. We had to sit on these teams with like 8 software techs that were talking this foreign language and saying things like "Scrum" and "dev ops" and "sprint" and none of us knew what was going on! I just realized this is not fake but this is totally 100% these peoples jobs!
Meeting Minutes - Product Team Meeting - 2019-07-09 Attendees: Scott, Daniel, Virginia, Fabia, Jessica, Carina, Kenny, James, Christopher, Josh, Luca, Kareem (partial list) Reminders: 1. Upcoming book club on "Inspired" on August 7th. The book will be added to new hire onboarding doc. 2. Interview spreadsheet with customer contacts has been populated by Sales team. PMs to follow up promptly. 3. Engagement survey to be run monthly in Q3. Some team members did not receive the survey email - Jessica to resend. 4. Goal of at least 3 customer interviews per PM. Update the OKR issue if not done already. 3 weeks left in Q2 to hit the goal. 5. Category maturity page - review forecasts and update if needed. Charts make it easier to assess achievability. Team Updates: - Hired Gabe Weaver as 3rd Manage PM and Dov Hershkovitz for API monitoring - B2B worked with Christy and David to change language around customer results in the handbook 1-2-1-2 Kickoff Feedback: - Screenshots helped, but many issues did not have them yet as UX/frontend work is pending - Top track was more problem-focused, which is good. Some could improve further. - Ran over time due to number of speakers. Suggestions: group related items, be concise and use recorded video for technical deep dives. - Over 500k-1M views on TH-cam. Consider revamping format before next kickoff to accommodate growing team. Create issue to evaluate alternatives. Other Topics: - James shared plans for a product discovery sprint in the Source Code group to solve performance issues. Will share learnings. - Christopher highlighted recent outages impacting customers. An infrastructure development board has been set up to prioritize related issues. PM awareness needed on performance impact of new features. - Karina submitted an MR to the product handbook on dual-track agile to improve on-time delivery. An experiment is running in Release. Oversized issues need more upfront discovery. - Josh renamed "promise" label to "planning priority" to flag issues with conditional dependencies. Should only be applied by responsible PM. Action Items: - Create issue to evaluate 1-2-1-2 kickoff format alternatives (Kenny) - Share learnings from product discovery sprint (James) - Provide input on dual-track agile handbook update (all) Next meeting: Tuesday, August 6, 2019
I'd like to thank the product team for helping me look like I'm involved in a conference call while I bliss out to Reggae at my desk.
😅😅😅
My family thinks if I’m not in a call it’s cool for them to barge in or yell for me. So I just play this loudly during needed focus time. Never delete this.
Lol, same 😂
Yo, tell me why this is why I'm here also.
Lmao
download it
That’s why I am here also 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Thank you for this, production team! My Mother in Law thinks I'm working as she visits.
same here
@@sakshibahuguna1672 Same
I'm hollering
when you get so into the meeting you start listening to it and have a great idea but you realize you cannot contribute since this is on youtube.
I love this video. Pretending I’m in a meeting while avoiding another one! 😊
I love these call videos, my family never lets me work cause they think that if I'm not in a call I'm not working. So I just play this out loud in my laptop and I can finally work!!!!
i throw in my earbuds and hit mute on the screen. people dont even try to talk to me
MAKE SURE ITS TUESDAY when you play this out loud. At the end he says, “Have a great Tuesday”. I’m lucky today was actually Tuesday 😂
I lucked out SO much cause I play these videos so my roommate leaves me alone and today just so happened to be a Tuesday so when y'all said "have a good rest of your Tuesday" at the end I was like WHEW
Great call out. I'm going to have to "hang up before everyone else does".
Literally me rn for the same reason on a Tuesday LOL
Oh my gosh today's a Tuesday for me too lmao
Everytime I play this from my WFH office, my dad leaves the house!! Thank you LOL Working from home is hard work. Shoutout to all my homies ^.^ literally...
😂😂
The zoom boxes from this video are ingrained on my screen, thats how much I am obsessed with this meeting. Thank you
The more I watch this video, the more I want to get involved in their project
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Same
Having this open a few times now, to facade my productivity. I am part of this product team now, Not sure what we are producing, but let's do it!
Thank you team .... I jus lost my job but didn't tell my family . I will use it till I find new job
Lol same here.
Did you get a new job? Spill the tea.
See you at McDonald's
@@Omen465 Making fun of someone who lost their job. Class, real class. What a loser.
Same here
This video helps me sleep. Thank you guys. You're my white noise. ❤
Guy on top ate about 500 peanuts during the whole meeting!! lol
Thank you for this!!! LOL I also just want to be left alone in my room while "working online."
lmbooooo this is the world we are apart of now. I use this as a bluffer too. just to give others confirmation "I'm busy, doing important things". so .....
20min into I freaked out for a sec thinking all this time I'm on a zoom call without my shirt on!
So I am a very passive person and as a supervisor my team AND MANAGER thinks I have all the time in the world to do all the things. I love having this in the background so I can actually get work done! You guys rock and it's so realistic! LOL The best!
Its always dificult work at home, with this video just played and no one botherme please never deleteeed!!!
Thanks just had a week straight of meetings! In reality I’ve been listening to podcasts and watching Hulu. 👍🏽
Thanks guys! use this all the time 5 stars... Also... good catch kenny!
Facadan gözlemci olarak katildığım icin cok mutlu olmuştum teşkur ederim burda yine bir arada olmak şahane oldu benim."
I am now a subscriber! Thank you to the product team!
Thanks! Now my landlord leave me alone all morning and while cooking!
I am also here because of a spouse that doesn't understand home and work boundaries
Yep same here. Its sad that I have to resort to having this play in the background... but If I dont I have a spouse that only thinks of herself and thinks its ok to barge into my office to tell me about what she wants to order on Amazon (of course I have to pay for it).
Ahhhh I love how these people use essentially the same acronyms as my company, which is in an entirely different industry.
Thank you! This video helps everyone believe I am doing something productive which is false because why in god's name would I do that?
Just thank you, thank you, thank you!!!! Also, it sounds like 90% of the meetings that I'm actually in!!!!! lol
hahahahahaha!! I just randomly to type "pretend meeting audio" .
And here it is LOL
Had this on the background to keep fam away from my home office. At one point I almost raised my hand to ask a question during the meeting 🤭
avoiding a door to door salesman I dont want to talk to so I'm playing this at full volume
Thank you Product Team for helping me dodge a coworker that keeps asking me to Alice Cooper and Rob Zombie concerts. I'm too busy discussing Dogfooding to fight off his advances.
Using this so my landlord doesn’t come in the room where I’m hiding my cat lmaooo.
That is pure gold hahaha
HAHAHAHA that’s exactly what I’m doing right now! Inspections time!
Hiding in my parents' attic. It helps there's a Daniel shout-out at the start of the call
someday... i dont know when or how.... but ill be working in a product team like this... amèn
good luck! you can do it!!
lol my girlfriend thinks I have a job! Thanks!
😂😂
She deserves better
@@KlearChristal Umm and why is that? Because she is simply a female? Why do people think they 'deserve' something. Here's a secret for you... You're not special.. you do NOT deserve anything. Grow up.
This was very helpful!
Ögrencileriniz cok şanslı
Even though I came here for background noise, what is hilarious is that my agency hired a software company to help us build some simple software to track clients and appointments for mental health counseling. We had to sit on these teams with like 8 software techs that were talking this foreign language and saying things like "Scrum" and "dev ops" and "sprint" and none of us knew what was going on! I just realized this is not fake but this is totally 100% these peoples jobs!
So is this basically a "full stack" product dev team?
This was really helpful thanku😊
love this thanks!
Tum eğitimciler siz ornek alsa ne iyi olur ❤
We all are here for same rason . Love these comments 🤣
Are they saying dog fooding??
Love the Honk at 11:30
🤣🤣🤣
thhhhhnnnkkkk youu!!
iyi yayınlar hicam iyi dersler
This is the last generation of having an innocent parents
I just do like a umhum each 5 min, so it seems I´m totally engaged
Thank you guys, you are the heroes of our time!!!
I wonder how many people in this meeting are just "ribbon cutters" lol
If they say “synchronize “ one more time… I’m going to unmute and say something! LOL
I listened to this as white noise to a nap.
😂😂😂 Nice idea
830 pm
My Parole Officer now thinks I have a job! Thanks!
I literally spit coffee on my keyboard when i read this. Maybe it hit a little too close to home...? Hilarious!!
V y tugging is the best
Dogfooding bro!!
Meeting Minutes - Product Team Meeting - 2019-07-09
Attendees: Scott, Daniel, Virginia, Fabia, Jessica, Carina, Kenny, James, Christopher, Josh, Luca, Kareem (partial list)
Reminders:
1. Upcoming book club on "Inspired" on August 7th. The book will be added to new hire onboarding doc.
2. Interview spreadsheet with customer contacts has been populated by Sales team. PMs to follow up promptly.
3. Engagement survey to be run monthly in Q3. Some team members did not receive the survey email - Jessica to resend.
4. Goal of at least 3 customer interviews per PM. Update the OKR issue if not done already. 3 weeks left in Q2 to hit the goal.
5. Category maturity page - review forecasts and update if needed. Charts make it easier to assess achievability.
Team Updates:
- Hired Gabe Weaver as 3rd Manage PM and Dov Hershkovitz for API monitoring
- B2B worked with Christy and David to change language around customer results in the handbook
1-2-1-2 Kickoff Feedback:
- Screenshots helped, but many issues did not have them yet as UX/frontend work is pending
- Top track was more problem-focused, which is good. Some could improve further.
- Ran over time due to number of speakers. Suggestions: group related items, be concise and use recorded video for technical deep dives.
- Over 500k-1M views on TH-cam. Consider revamping format before next kickoff to accommodate growing team. Create issue to evaluate alternatives.
Other Topics:
- James shared plans for a product discovery sprint in the Source Code group to solve performance issues. Will share learnings.
- Christopher highlighted recent outages impacting customers. An infrastructure development board has been set up to prioritize related issues. PM awareness needed on performance impact of new features.
- Karina submitted an MR to the product handbook on dual-track agile to improve on-time delivery. An experiment is running in Release. Oversized issues need more upfront discovery.
- Josh renamed "promise" label to "planning priority" to flag issues with conditional dependencies. Should only be applied by responsible PM.
Action Items:
- Create issue to evaluate 1-2-1-2 kickoff format alternatives (Kenny)
- Share learnings from product discovery sprint (James)
- Provide input on dual-track agile handbook update (all)
Next meeting: Tuesday, August 6, 2019
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cute brunette w accent is basically eating lunch behind her hands
20 people on a call x 42 mins = totalling 14 hours for one meeting lol madnes utilisation
How much time do you think the process of including 20 people on an email (where all need to be involved in the discussion) takes??
@@nickp3836 honestly trying to get 3 people is hard enough let alone all of them, but hey I thank you for making the video regardless :)
I dance
Why
I work from home. When I play this audio, my kids think I'm in a meeting, and they actually leave me alone.
Why not?
Slm
No Indians in this call. How
have
not
Pretty sure this company has collapsed by now. If not I’ll not shave and scratch my neck during any call. I can Manage that.
Hocam sizin numaranızı verirseniz sizinle benim yaptığım hipnoo terapi sifa calışmam icin goruşlerinizi almak isterim mumkunmudur
Villair. Barrett
😅
Mom 2:54
I was trying to avoid talking to my landlord, so I left this playing loudly and was like, "Sorry in a meeting."