He's in my custody, is one of my alltime fav lines in Seinfeld. I watched the show more than 10 times all seasons, and that line is pure gold, with both of them in that situation.
You gotta admit despite Newman being so chunky moves like grease lightning, he got his car and the officer never noticed and he only looked away for a second.
@@bossfan49 why in my world? whats wrong with writing out funny lines from Seinfeld? seems like you just went out of your way to comment 'wrong episode' no need to be stickler.
@@Theothesleeper out of my way?? No more than you went out of your way to leave a comment that had nothing to do with the video. I figured you were simply mistaken about the episode and I was just letting you know it was a different one.
Gotta admire Newman's ability to burst into tears at a moment's notice
His crying is comedy gold. 🤣
Newman is a very senstitive man, and a talented poet.
Kramer "I wanna be a pirate."
Jerry in puffy shirt "I don't wanna be a pirate!"
If a picture is worth a thousand words, the judge's look at the end says it all.
Kramer: “Don’t worry, your honor. He’s in my custody.”
Judge: 🤨
lol
god this show was amazing
Kramer’s explanation of the house whip is the best. 😂😂
Very much in the "they just write it off" category of Kramerisms 😆
Like his insistence on "quone" 😄
In the history of television, there’s never been a side character whose appearance brings instant joy more than a Newman appearance.
The best
Jon Lovitz have been in so many hugely successful shows. Seinfeld, Friends, Married With Children & Two And A Half Men.
Have you ever seen him on the game show FUNNY YOU SHOULD ASK? He's hilarious 😂!
@cynthiapressley8455 that show is brutal.
I remember him on another show a long time ago. Can't think of the name. I believe it aired on Saturdays.
Benchwarmers 😂
The Critic. He's the main character
I wanted to be a policeman.
So why didnt you?
I was scared of being shot. The dialogue is gold.
Cops are scared of tree nuts falling on top of a car.
Kramer should have joined anyway.
Also “No, I fled the scene.”😂
@@matthewriley7826 I want to be a pirate.
It's gold Jerry! Gold!
4:03 4:32 Newman chokes every time he cries/laughs
@@facm4499 when you control the mail, you control information
Jerry: You look like a pirate
Kramer: I wanna be a pirate
I’ll loan you my puffy shirt.
Also Jerry: "I don't wanna be a pirate."
4:31 Newman’s pathetic crying 😂
LMFAOOOOOO
LMFAAAAOOOOOO!!!
His crying made me laugh! 😂🤣
I love his character in this show. 😊
3:25 watch the left side of the screen. A car materializes out of nowhere.
Good spot 👍
Peculiar. Very!!!
Oh yeah!!!!
I hope someone gets fired for such a blunder
😮
'Don't you worry, your Honor. He's in my custody.'
That's like putting the Three Stooges in charge of a nuclear reactor.
"The Chernobyl Episode" lol
"Fire at will!"
Curly, "Which one is will?"
Love how Newman squeaks when he cries
Reminiscent of Billy Bunter!
He's in my custody, is one of my alltime fav lines in Seinfeld. I watched the show more than 10 times all seasons, and that line is pure gold, with both of them in that situation.
You gotta admit despite Newman being so chunky moves like grease lightning, he got his car and the officer never noticed and he only looked away for a second.
That's the high level play you'd expect from The White Whale
Newman learned to climb trees in the Pacific Northwest.
Didnt help on jurassic park though
Kramer looks like a Bond villain with that eye patch…
I lost an eye and I know what happened with the handshake... 🤣 😂
Same, optic neurotis
3:27 A car suddenly appears in the background
Wow..good observation
A cop with an eyepatch is such an awesome image
this scene is GOLD
3:26 A car materializes in the back ground.
"Check this out JACK!!!" Gotta love Jon Lovitz🤣
1:36 I want to be a pirate
Kramer and that patch now thats funny
Newman is really afraid to face consequences, lol
kramer looks badass with the eyepatch
1:36 But Jerry doesn't
"IT'S MY AWFUL LIE!!!!!" 😭😭😭
George was supposed to have the parking spot that Newman ended up with.
You can’t fight city hall
Kramer wants to be a pirate while Jerry doesn't want to be a pirate.
"Check this out, Jack!"
Newman, the scofflaw 😂
The white whale...
Newman drives without asking
Kramer's Number Juan🤣💯👍
Best sitcom of all time
Kramer's hilarious🤣💯👍
Kramer coming in the cafe looking like nick fury 😂
I wish i could live like Kramer . No work, no worries.
The Gary charater looks like the guy who went on to be the President of Liars Anonymous on SNL, he was hilarious in that role.
yup it's Jon Lovitz, SNL alumni
@@jdolew Thanks, he was great in that role.
Don't play dumb it's me Cosmo 😭😭
Kramer should have said I’ll keep an eye on him.
😭Help me Kramer! Help me!!😭
Best tv show
Krammar in fine form in this video
Good for you Jack!
Newman 😂
White whale
3:03 is that the guy who sold Elaine those glasses from Malaysia?
Sure is
Guess White Whale and Blue Streak is better than the other way around
Lol the eye patch
"You dont throw trash on the streets of my town!"
Yes. Yes you do.
I feel bad for Newman, 25 plus years of pulling off on the police and getting away was bothering him 😢
I don't understand where tbe sympathy comes in.
Yet in a later episode his postal buddies are able to get him sprung out of any charge
R.I.P Captain Ahab
3:25 invisible car
Poor Newman
Crazy Kramer!
seems like Newman got off easy.
remember.. its not a lie.. if you believe it..
Wrong episode.
@@bossfan49 wrong attitude
@@Theothesleeper in YOUR world..
@@bossfan49 why in my world? whats wrong with writing out funny lines from Seinfeld? seems like you just went out of your way to comment 'wrong episode' no need to be stickler.
@@Theothesleeper out of my way?? No more than you went out of your way to leave a comment that had nothing to do with the video. I figured you were simply mistaken about the episode and I was just letting you know it was a different one.
How do the police not have Newman's address? He has to have a license plate or something.
0:24 😂
The cop looks like the evil version of carl winslow
Mister Kramer (with emojis).............
Newman is indeed a white whale
there's just one problem
What's a "church zone"?
somebody someplace else
He is a mailman
actually it's not Kramer town everybody knows P Diddy run the city...
Poor sap Newman
😅😅😅😅😅
Wayne Knight is a genius
He’s driving and police officers saying hey get back here
What a weird episode.
Kramer is not very nice with whales
1:20 - non other than Skylar White
Christopher Miami Florida 🪅
We can't stand Jon Voight. Can't stand his ex-car.
I got no beef with jon voight.
@@bossfan49 Hate the Voigt!
It was John Voight's car.
I’m not watching fake news those show
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