Same like my friends are always like your so warm lol hehehe XD BITCH I FEEL LIKE IM IN ANTARCTICA LIKE IS GLOBAL WARMING IS GOING BACKWARDS ALL OF THE SUDDEN
A sternum is a bone that is located in the middle of your chest.It is also referred to as the breastbone.your sternum protects the organs in the torso from injury and also serves as a connection part for othe bones
When he was bitching about the key at the start I literally said out loud "well excuse me princess. Why don't I make a shrine of the keys in my house so I never forget again? Or you could quite whining and maybe knock on the door to see if anyone is still in the gym"
When he said he couldn’t see me in the dark I was thinking “is it bc I’m black” but then he said Bc I’m short *5’3 and then I realized ohh it makes sense
You should make another one of these in the same situation except they're stuck in there for longer and they both eventually fall asleep while cuddling each other 💕 this is my favorite tsuki audio too it's so underrated
"Did you not pay attention in science class?" Me:remembers that one magic school bus episode Also me:its the magic school bus please let this be a normal field trip...WITH A FRIZ NOWAY!!!
Ok, I love Tsukishimas voice in this. I love how its very close too his dub voice, and how he complimented me while insulting me. And him taking the blame, and helping me while i was cold. It makes me feel special. HOLY SHIT IM SO TOUCHED STARVED-
i literally made myself a playlist of all these tsuki videos from this channel to listen to, I honestly can’t sleep without them anymore. Please! Make! More!
![Tsukishima X Listener: Tsuki BF Fights a Guy Who Insulted You | Haikyuu ASMR RP| [ILY] [Wholesome]](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/qDwAdJ2bPyo/mqdefault.jpg)
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⚠️ UNDERRATED ALERT ⚠️
This bro is so underrated, guys please give him more love. 🥺💕💕💕
That means a lot, I really appreciate that!
@@rjhprofessionalemail7520 Keep up the great work, buddy! 😌💕
omg i watch your vids what are you doing here lol
hi FSHGF
@@grey2754 Lmao, you never saw me here.
"Didn't you pay attention in science class???"
Me listening to this during science class 👁👄👁
I’ll take that as a no-
Me who doesn't pay attention to much of my classes. ARE YOU CALLING ME OUT??!!!!
@@patriciaelise7807 this is my study music
@@sage3193 Toga- I thought you were obsessed with Izuku?
BAHAHA
"if it was just me..."
✨tsukki the pick me girl✨
PICK ME GIRLL
🍮👀
OMG LMFAO HES SO OBLIVIOUS ABT IT
Just imagine tsuki being like "HeY y/N" key word image not happening
Excuse you
tsuki: are you cold?
Me who is always cold: how did you-
@@k1tsud3m6 ME TOO ME TOO
@@k1tsud3m6 SAME AND MY PARENTS ARE CONCERNED BECAUSE MY HANDS ARE ALWAYS COLD
Same like my friends are always like your so warm lol hehehe XD BITCH I FEEL LIKE IM IN ANTARCTICA LIKE IS GLOBAL WARMING IS GOING BACKWARDS ALL OF THE SUDDEN
@@ror7537 PFFFFFF AHAHAHAHHA SAME
@@satoritendo5271 why are you here tendo
Tsukki: "was that your hand just now? Its freezing"
Me with my iron deficiency: "yeah that happens-"
i feel ya 😂😂
@@Rouji-q8r kiyoko why are u here
Felt
Same
I don't have that but my hands have been cold since I was in 4th grade.
(Sorry if I sound like a pick me)
Tsuki: "do u still want me to hold ur hand when that door opens"
Me: YES *nodding my head*
**violently nods**
@@GlitteryPeachyTea ikr 😭👏
Tsuki: um, that's my sternum you just headbutted
All I could think of was iida going: YOU FINED OF A CHILD, A KICK TO THE STERNUM IS UNFORGIVABLE!
Lol
Omg 😂😭😂
It's not sternum it's uhh-
LOL IKR!!!XDD
*insert robot arm movements*
Nobody:
Tsukkishima: *brain dead teammates*
Pfft
Pffftttttttttt 🦖
Tuskishima: *calls me short*
Me, being 4’8: HEY-.......well you got a point
Hey were the same height dude
Me 4'10: no no he's got a point
Me being 5’3 I’m officially jealous of your height >:( life is never fair for me (c" ತ,_ತ)
Your taller that me im 4'2
@@sharky4512 bruhhh HOWWW depression is hitting me 🥲
Tsukki: "Seeing how youre so short"
Me: screaming in 6'0
You're tall compared to me----
Me screaming in 4'9 💀✨✌
@@anetkaaa302 me laughing in 5'2
@@nuhaakmel663 nooo-😭 anyways how old are you ? 🤭
@@anetkaaa302 14😳
Tsukki: “being so short and all”
Me being 5’1: *Cracks knuckles*
Me too
@@AstroLuna29 age please
@@AstroLuna29 oh no I was at 5 even when I was 14 it’s been two years and I only grew an inch.
@Anabel Castaneda 🥲
Oh my god bbcssaadbbbgahbbgahadjbbsacvssfvxc😭😂😂🤣🤣🤣😂🤣🤣😂😂😂😇
Me not knowing I could fall for tsukki harder than I already have 😭😭❤️you have made my day!
You can always fall harder, darling.~
Yess, I Love him so much- I simp for him like Tanaka and Nishinoya simp for Kiyoko!
@@xmujona Same 😂😍
@@xmujona I mean yktv
Samee here ....i m in love with tsukki too!❤️
“Was that your hand just now”
Me: no..
Yamaguchi hunched over in the corner: hi :)
T i m e s t a m p p l e a s e
@@iridescence4897 4:21
Da fak he doing in here
IDND8EKIZNS
WHAHAHHAHAHAHAH
Tsukishima:"That was my sternum you just headbutted"
Me trying to figure out what a sternum is 👁👄👁
A sternum is a bone that is located in the middle of your chest.It is also referred to as the breastbone.your sternum protects the organs in the torso from injury and also serves as a connection part for othe bones
@@shoenotfound1149 if I didn’t pay attention in science class then you know I didn’t read this paragraph 😂
@@Heavenly.Motherr Short version: T-shaped bone in the middle of your chest, between your ribs.
👁👄👁
*video starts*
RJH: starts talking
Me: *_flinch_*
Also me: goddamn boi you tryna kill me with that voice?
Perhaps.~
When he was bitching about the key at the start I literally said out loud "well excuse me princess. Why don't I make a shrine of the keys in my house so I never forget again? Or you could quite whining and maybe knock on the door to see if anyone is still in the gym"
yesss
HAH
sLAYYY /hj
Tsuki: Are u cold?
Me who’s always warm: no-
...💳💥💳💥💳💥💳💥💳 give
I literally just spent like 5 minutes trying to figure out how tall we were, I have come to the conclusion that we’re 5’8
Which is my real height, woooo
*stares in 5 ft* 👁👄👁💧
im 5'6-
a FeW iNcHeS mOrE-
Me who’s exactly 5’0:....well uhm..-
:( About 4'11 :(
Tsukki: Shortie
Me: 👁👄👁 TaLl FrEaK
Tsukki: Are you cold?
Me who never been cold once in their life: YEP! I’m ✨freezing✨ :)
Samee
Kei: "shortie"
me, who is 5'8: BI-
i’m 5’9 i’ll help you fight him 😂
SAME BESTIE EJEIWWORIRU
I'm only 5'3 lmao 👍😃
My 5’3 self: 🙇🏾♂️
@@ratio832 you big foot?
Him pointing out that I'm short
Me:bish your a tree
I thought lev was the tree
@@lolalove6198 Kenma is quaking
"EMMA ARE YOU PAYING ATTENTION??"
me: listening to this
My mom told me not to talk to strangers online, but I’ll make an exception for you
Then they tell us to make friends
Kei: “You Shortie”
My 5’2 Tsundere dumbass: BAKA! >:v
That's me 👌👌
Legit 😂😂😂
i'm 5'10 so can't relate .3.
That is me but I am 4’9
Me 😅 but I'm 4'11 :)
Me: I found never fall for a sarcastic cold salt fry!!!
Tsukishima: ...Hi...
Me: 🌠 Oh no I fell 🤠
Oh no i hope i dont fall...
*YAGAMI YATO EDITS*
me: *freefall off balcony*
Hey illumi
@@connietaylor2978 oh hey
@@notgonnasimp9989 I would yell
I BELIEVE WE I CAN FLYYYY
@@hellokitty-h2y5h im that b1+ch jumping of bridges daily 😎👉👉
Tsukki: Compared to me you're hard to see
Me: 👁️👄👁️🖕 but you ain't wrong-
Your in the wrong anime Uraraka :|
Akward ✋😄
@@Mileycut oop-
@@Mileycut uh- im not here and I was never here🚶🏻♀️
@@tsskkrii Oop, guess we both are 😗✌
@@darlingkururing oh well-😃
“Don’t look at me like that”
*hisoka flash backs*
Me:🧍🥲
Glad I'm not the only one who thought of him.
Bro is so weird but hot it's annoying
@@rozellevanderwesthuizen2148Ikr 😭
Him:calling me short
Me:being 5'4" girl with anger issues! Bro I'm 5'4" and I can beat you up!
*me being 4'11*
i mean.. chile anyways so-
@@Aki-rae haha
@@ashton6048 T^T
@@Aki-rae :)
I’m 5’11 I’m like 7 inches shorter than him
„How are you feeling?“
Me: *screams* *Inhales and exhales* *blushes*
*soul leaves body.....* 😳
Noya~senpai?!
@@yn7085 Heyyyy Y/n-chan!
@@maxcxiee _So this is what you guys watch? Hmm..interesting_
@@Mxphisto Kiyoko-san?! Oh dear-
@@maxcxiee There’s nothing to worry about, I won’t tell anyone.
“Brain dead teammates”
*LMAO I’VE BEEN SENT TO JUPITER AND MARS THEN BACK- 💀🤚🏻*
But, on a serious note, he’s really underrated. 🥺
Video: starts*
Me: getting ready*
Notif: HEY HEY HEY! (insert Bokuto noises)
tsukki: calls me short
me, who's 4' 10" and shorter than levi: NO IM- ... okay yea you right 😒
I'm 4'8 :(
Wait youre about The same height as My best friend....... Well i guess that im The tall friend
@Anabel Castaneda im 11 and 5,2(157cm)
*My 19 6'10 dumbass: *SCREECHING NOISES**
I am 5'1
Tsukki: Great, I'm stuck in here with our scatterbrain manager
Me: I'm right here y'know 😡
Now this.... this is epic
Oh snap, it's Guzma! (Skull dances menacingly)
Me:*me being 5'2-* *scared smol gurl noises-* I'm trapped in here with a GIANT-
he's a beAnsTalK-
I'm fu**ing 5'!!!
Ya mean with A Titan, right? UwU
I KnOW hEs sO tALl
*me who is 5’7 but still dwarfed compare tsuki.*
nhahshsbs who are you? WHO IS THIS MAN-
Your voice is just ✨
Perfect
His voice = healing my soul
Thank you darling.~
Lmao
Tsukki: "Do you want me to keep holding your han-"
Me: "Yes, thank you very much ^v^"
Him: now I struck in here with our scattered brain mange-
Me:WOWW! Wait I mean your not wrong so I’ll let it pass😒
I edited my comment now my hearts gone woops
Here ya go. 💙
Aww thanks love your videos
When he said he couldn’t see me in the dark I was thinking “is it bc I’m black” but then he said Bc I’m short *5’3 and then I realized ohh it makes sense
I’ve been scrolling through the comments and this is BY FAR the FUNNIEST one. Here’s a gold star ⭐️
Tsuki: "Being so short and all"
Me: * cracks knuckles in 5'5 *
Tsuki: Are you cold?
Me: n-
*realises he is gonna warm me up*
Me: yeah I’m FREEZINGGGG.
Me: hears the "voice"
Me instanly :WHERE MAH HEADPHONES AT
Kei: shortie
Me being 5,6: wait what?
Please more Tsukishima audios, this was amazing!!
Tsukishima: talking about how short I am
Me: literally being 4 inches taller than him
Are you the BFG
Tsukki :”Shortie”
Me who’s 5’11 : *SAY GOOD BYE TO YOUR KNEE CAPS*
Tsukishima : "Don't move around to much"
Me : "walks into a wall"
I’m crying- he’s so cuuutttteeeee 😭 your so underrateddd!! I can’t help but simp for himmm 🥺🖐
“Didnt you pay attention in science class?”
PFFFT N O
Tsukishima: "Being so short and all~"
Me: **Screaming in 5'9**
You should make another one of these in the same situation except they're stuck in there for longer and they both eventually fall asleep while cuddling each other 💕 this is my favorite tsuki audio too it's so underrated
Kei: you shortie-
Me: are 5'4 people short?
Also me: should i be offended?
Also also me: wtf?
Well I’m 6’7 sooooo yeah.....you’re short 😌like HOW ARE YOU SO SMOL✨💅
@@shoenotfound1149 idk lmao 😆 but here in Philippines and in my school, I'm the tallest among the girls in my class😭
@@shoenotfound1149 i hate the fact I'm always at the back 🙁
@@shoenotfound1149 I'm 6'0 :')
@@sky_moth5866 HOW!?!!
Tsukishima: brain dead teammates
Yamaguchi: 👁️👄👁️
tsundere boys have my heart 😗
"Did you not pay attention in science class?"
Me:remembers that one magic school bus episode
Also me:its the magic school bus please let this be a normal field trip...WITH A FRIZ NOWAY!!!
Ok, I love Tsukishimas voice in this. I love how its very close too his dub voice, and how he complimented me while insulting me. And him taking the blame, and helping me while i was cold. It makes me feel special.
HOLY SHIT IM SO TOUCHED STARVED-
Okay, this is amazing and I'm obsessed. Thank you for this!!!
You're so welcome!~
Tsukkishima be like: “being so short and all”
Me who's literally 4'11 be like: Starts cracking knuckles
Plot twist this actually happened because the whole team was outside recording and now we have this beautiful asmr.
me being 4'8
smoll gurl with a giraffe
i am so happy like there is barely any tsukishima audios out there and when i saw this i lowkey screamed, i've already listened to this 5 times today
Him: your pretty hard to see
Me: *angry in black*
Him: because you’re short
Me: oh, well people love dogs more then they love giraffes
i literally made myself a playlist of all these tsuki videos from this channel to listen to, I honestly can’t sleep without them anymore. Please! Make! More!
Him: "you're so short"
Me: "i'M OvER AvRrEGe BiShH"
Iida-san?!
@@yn7085 Y/N-Chan!?
@@tenyaiida2265 U-um I'm not here qwq
THE WAY HE SAID HINATA MADE ME SO HAPPY AWE :))
Tsukki: *Calls me scatterbrain*
Me: HEY- Your kinda right...
When he said ur pretty hard to see in the first place, I started ugly crying/laughing.
👋🏾😭😭😭
*𝖴𝖦𝖫𝖸 𝖢𝖱𝖸𝖲 𝖨𝖭 𝖡𝖫𝖠𝖢𝖪 𝖦𝖨𝖱𝖫*
“was that YOUR hand just now?”
tsukishima, honey, sweetie, cutie pie, WHO THE HELL ELSE IS IN HERE?
TSUKKI, I’M SUBSCRIBING RIGHT NOW 😍😍
Thanks, shorty. ;)
@@rjhprofessionalemail7520 😳
...
@@tsukishimakei8593 👉👉
@@tsukishimakei8593 *hugs tsukishima tightly* you're kinda cute
When he said “being so short and all” you really got the sound of him having a little smirk on his face. Very noice!
His voice sounds like aphmau’s husband (Aaron lycan)
At least once every other day, I get that comment. -___-;
SO TRUE
THE WAY HE SAID HINATA- I THINK I AHHHH😭✨ THAT WAS JUST BUTTERFLIES IDK WHY TELL ME ITS NOT JUST ME
Kei being 6'2: Shorty
Me being 5'8: Yeah? Well if I'm a shorty then your a beanpole
Lol im 5'10 im just a few inches shorter then him then there he is,calling meh shortie ;-;
I'm 5'9 and he's calling me short? Tsukishima Kei is a jerk!
I like how I just finished playing league of legends and the first thing I look for is your channel, lmao 😂
😭 I just watched all his videos and omg
•́ ‿ ,•̀
Thank you! Means a lot to me, my dear.
@@rjhprofessionalemail7520 MY DEAR- sir u do have me simping
Me as well.
@@cloudydreaming KENNY?!
@@imtotallynothere8751 uhhhhhh I’m a hallucination…?
I love this like TSUKISHIMA IS ACTUALLY KINDER TF❤❤❤❤😢😢😭😭😭🙃🙃🙃🙃
I first thought that you wrote children in german
Earned a subscriber 👌 quality tsukki content
Thanks for subscribing, King. :P
@@rjhprofessionalemail7520 wtf
Tobio why are you here
HAHA EVEN CALLED KING BY THE CREATOR
HOLY MOLY, VODY BALDY
Saltyshima calling me short
Meh being 5'5:HEY IM NOT THAT SHORT
“Don’t look at me like that”
“YOU’RE MY DAD! Boogiewoogiewoogie”
Kei: "Shortie."
Me, who's 4'11: SQUARE TF UP RIGHT NOW
ok- im so sorry but that "hinata" was lowkey kinda hot HSHAHBAHAHHA
"if your offering that snack then, i guess i could.."
sir if your thinking about the same meal as i am then...
*si senor*
I WOKE UP AND THIS WAS PLAYING ON MY TV LMFAO. MY DAD HEARD IT SHHWBSBSHW
6:04 why did you have to call me out like that 😭✋
E-Excuse me ?! You are so underrated !!! Helloooooo ?! This is awesome 😍😍😍😍 I friggin love it !! You deserve so much more🥺❤️
Thank you darling! ~
“Didn’t you listen in science class?”
No not really, I failed my science class this term :D
His hole personality: GlAsSes👓✨
Me: I like that. Give me more please 👏🏻🙏🏻❤❤👁👄👁
siR- *liP smaCk* I am on the toilet-
Tsukishima: 🧍🏼♂️
Me: 🙅🏽♀️🚽
HOLY MOLY- YOUR VOICE IS ✨AMAZING✨ Underrated Check!!
The thumbnail is so cute ✨✨✨
SIR THE WAY I SCREAMED WHEN I HERD UR VOICE
Tsuki: calls me short. Me: 𝘤𝘳𝘪𝘦𝘴 𝘪𝘯 5'4
you are so underrated :( im a new fan but i love your vids
Thank you so much, stick around for more!~
tsukishima would never be so takethe blame but im enjoying this
Thank you we needed more tsukishima content 😭😫✋🏻
ive been looking so hard 4 a good tsukishima audio and i finaly found u!
Tsuki, I thought you said you wanted us to be a secret!
...
*honhonhon* *what is this I see?*
Oooo my ship is happening
I smell teaaaaa
Tsukki: my face is just warm.. the heat rises and I’m tall
Me: yeah sure, totally, four-eyed dinosaur
All I was thinking the whole time was "IM NOT SHORT YOUR JUST TALL"
ALSO I'm 5'7 Unu
Tsuki:”Being so Short and All”
Me: 👁💧👄💧👁 *Cries In 5’4*