You probably dont care but if you guys are stoned like me atm you can stream pretty much all the latest series on instaflixxer. Have been binge watching with my gf recently xD
Kageyama: " I might actually pass the test then, just don ' t ask how I did on the last one " Me: " Sir, you breaked the rule, I am gonna ask how did you do on that test anyways. "
Kageyama: “where did you grow up?” Me states a small town in the USA that not even the majority of residents of the state knows about Kageyama: “oh, I know that area” Me: “boi-!”
@@n4us30us_z0mbie_ essentially nonbinary boy/girl. Personally I feel like a boy but I also am very not comfortable being just a boy and I feel like if the spectrum were a line I'd be in between boy and nonbinary, though that's not everyones experience
The fact that this was made a year ago just made me self aware that I’ve been listening to boyfriend/anime boy audios for like four years now. I mean hey at least one thing in my life is consistent.
I disagree, both may be socially incompetent, but Tsukishima needs a whole lot of work to improve his people skills than Kageyama. Fucker can't even talk nicely to Yamaguchi, his supposed closest friend, without getting annoyed.
I found your channel rn and its awesome, believe me, you will be famous one day. Stay safe, love you. 😊❤ Oh btw, I have a request. Can you do tsukishima/kuroo x listener please?
Him: onigiri 🍙 is not something I normally think about Me: well that makes one of us Also him: I’m way teller than you Me: damn you really gotta call me out for being short🥲
Kageyama : you havent eaten anything?
Me eating ice cream and takis : *yes*
You probably dont care but if you guys are stoned like me atm you can stream pretty much all the latest series on instaflixxer. Have been binge watching with my gf recently xD
@Terrell Major yea, I have been watching on InstaFlixxer for months myself :)
@Terrell Major yea, I've been using InstaFlixxer for since november myself :D
@Terrell Major Yea, I have been watching on InstaFlixxer for years myself :D
omg no way same
Me: *Breathes*
Kageyama: Why are you laughing?
Me: Boi I-
I'm just chilling here with my cat listening to a weirdly-not-awkward Kageyama walk me home. Pretty good way to relax if I do say so myself
I'm wondering if I should be more awkward when I'm doing Kageyama now. 😂
@@rjhprofessionalemail7520 Oof sorry 😂
You have the choice though! :>
Him : Don't worry I got plenty of hoodies
Me : THERE MINE NOW
"It's just food " its not just food its art
Me: **laughing at this comment idk why**
Kageyama: "why are you laughing?"
Me: *wait wha-*
@@ariesspring1949 LOL
LMAO
@@Rouji-q8r I'm scared-kageyama is probably in my house-
@@Rouji-q8r WAIT KIYOKO?
kageyama : what is that delighted expression ? its just food
me : *GASP* "just food" , "JUST FOOD" ?!
It’s not food it’s art kind sir!
@@lilmushroom8469fr
THE WAY HE SAYS MISS MANAGER IS JUST SO OMGGGGGGGGG
OMG I SIMP FOR KAGEYAMA AND THIS WAS MADE MADE ON MY BIRTHDAY!!!!!!
Happy late birthday lol my birthday is at Nov 12 LMFAO
So... you simp for me aye?
@@atiracoleman2038 oml it's the king
@@ariesspring1949 huh kei? what are you doing here..
@@atiracoleman2038 uh
That little yomp on the rice ball was adorable 😚
Just listening to this at 6AM with my eyes closed
I know im late but sleep well fren💜
Kageyama: *is speaking english* is your English good?
Me also speaking English cuz im dumb and can't learn another language to save my life: kinda?
Literally Kageyama in English dub:
I dOnT nEeD tO kNoW nO eNgLiSh
@@wakatoshiushijima7131 hahahah 🤣
@@wakatoshiushijima7131 I’m telling tendō you were here…
I swear i'm french i understand a little i'm feel so dumb but i love my life :D
I had a stroke reading the first sentence I’m sorry 💀
2:43 him: why do you have that delighted expression
Me: bc food is good.
i just found this channel and i’m already in love! the quality is so good it’s insane, take care and i can’t wait to see what you do next! ♡︎
Thank you darling! I'm going to do my utmost to upload a vid every weekday, stay tuned!~
Sameeee gurl i love it💖💖💖
"I cant let the new manager walk alone now can I?"
Me:Yea you can't let them/her/him sleep alone now can you?😏💅👀
kageyama; *exists*
me; why hello there ;))
well... i knew kageyama was one of the characters i was growing on but-
* pulls out the simp list *
WHEN HE BITED OF THE RICE YEAH THE SOUND ITS TO CUTE AND FUNNY
When he took the little bite of the food my heart kinda went 🥰🦋💥
Mine went 💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥
Kageyama: " I might actually pass the test then, just don ' t ask how I did on the last one "
Me: " Sir, you breaked the rule, I am gonna ask how did you do on that test anyways. "
Didn't think I would be listening to this while doing homework. but here I am. Keep up the good work :DDDDD
same :D
I- your name..
Kageyama:you haven’t eaten anything??
Me eating a bracelet: no I’m fine
Omg thank you for liking my comment!!
I’d relate to the eating bracelet and not be hungry, it’s my diet now👍🏻😂
Kageyama: “where did you grow up?”
Me states a small town in the USA that not even the majority of residents of the state knows about
Kageyama: “oh, I know that area”
Me: “boi-!”
he lying
oh my gosh! i NEED you too make another kageyama asmr! they are so comforting and your voice is so soothing! you are so talented!
Sometimes I’ll just come back here, re-listen to this and cry. It’s fine I’m exposing myself 😌
remember.
As a demigirl, and a very jumpy person I appreciate you walking me home Kags!
As a demiboy I agree qwq
@@NikolaiTheJester what’s a demiboy/demigirl?
@@n4us30us_z0mbie_ essentially nonbinary boy/girl. Personally I feel like a boy but I also am very not comfortable being just a boy and I feel like if the spectrum were a line I'd be in between boy and nonbinary, though that's not everyones experience
@@NikolaiTheJester ok thank you! Also I can relate to that but I’m not sure how 😅
this is what I need ahhhhh I love him and the video was amazing
I subscribed to your channel even if you don't have any videos like me😊😁
Kageyama being extra nice is weird but I love it
Fr😂
Fr😂, what happened to his saying? “Baka”
"And I’m a guy, so..."
Me, a trans male: *surprised Pikachu face* You don’t have to rub it in!!
Does that mean ftm or mtf?
@@ana.vlogs223 ftm
You’re a man biological or not :) don’t let people tell you otherwise
Oml same lmao
Lol same
The fact that this was made a year ago just made me self aware that I’ve been listening to boyfriend/anime boy audios for like four years now. I mean hey at least one thing in my life is consistent.
this has been my fave roleplay asmr for a while
Kageyama: "Just don't ask how i did on the last English test.."
Me being the typical brat that i am: "How did you do on the last English test? 😏"
Same🤣💅
Kageyama: Goodnight, Miss Manager~
Me: *happy dying noises*
Same😫*joins you making happy noises*
2:48
Me that loves food But Barely Drinks anything: EXCUSE ME!?!?
Please do more Kageyama audios!!!!
You read my miiiiind👀👀👀
Kagayama: How does it taste?
My dumbass: *lIkE yOuR mOm*
My mom tastes like onigiri? I have so many questions...
Tsukishima and Kageyama are equally incompetent.
I disagree, both may be socially incompetent, but Tsukishima needs a whole lot of work to improve his people skills than Kageyama. Fucker can't even talk nicely to Yamaguchi, his supposed closest friend, without getting annoyed.
im listening to this to go to bed
My husband... Ahhhhhhh
PLEASEEEE!!!!! Do more Kageyama x listener and tsukishima x listener. PLEASE!!!
They should but not trying to put pressure on them
Kageyama: Everyone has things they need to work on...
Me: *Boi...you needa work on yo attitude*
🫡yes ma’am
this makes me so happy omggg
Yesssss
I'm in love with your channel nowwww
*new subscriber*
Yay! Thank you for subscribing!~
@@rjhprofessionalemail7520 no problem bubby😁🤟🏾
*Casually watches this for the fifth time this week* 🌝
never forget.
@@c4neles diabolical. But I still watch asmr anyways 💅 just not m4f anymore
Kageyama- what do you do for fun?
Me- oh nothing im just a black belt in martial arts and i could break your bones with seconds... SOO what bout you
🤩🤩COULD YOU TEACH ME?? Oh wise one🫡😌🥺
omfg this is awesome and made my kageyama simp heart happy😩❤️
excuse me sir
DO YOU KNOW HOW EMOTIONALLY UNSTABLE I AM SHOW ME BASIC HUMAN COMPASSION THERE IS NO GETTING RID OF ME NOW SIR-
welp!
Omg-- I am so inlove with this 💕💕 You earned a new sub ^^
I found your channel rn and its awesome, believe me, you will be famous one day. Stay safe, love you. 😊❤
Oh btw, I have a request. Can you do tsukishima/kuroo x listener please?
I'll see if I can whip something up in the near future.~ Thanks for listening, darling!
@@rjhprofessionalemail7520 Tysm 😁
@@xmujona So, how you like those vids?~
@@rjhprofessionalemail7520 They're amazing! Tysm! (and sorry I saw this comment rn.)
@@rjhprofessionalemail7520 Ooo I saw bakugou video now, I'll watch it😁
Lol I'm wearing a oversized sweater that I bought for PJ's right now
Can you do Saiki Kusuo? If you can't, it's fine though ^^
I gotta watch that anime first, but it's always possible for a future video!
Omg yesss
my comfort asmr fr
Bruh this is like the perfect thing to listen to after getting woken up by a thunderstorm at 6 am
That always sucks, but it’s better than waking up from it at 3am!🥱
Thank you for being the better version of y*gami y*to you are a true hero 💗
Mulaney Bill Clinton: *HEY can I walk ya home?*
“I’m way taller than you-“
OH SO YOU WANA GO KING?
he's basically talking to yachi.
Bro the miss manager- I started to get a nose bleed
Me literally sitting on the bench outside with a bottle of milk:
I LOVE THIS CEEP UP THE GOOD WORK😁👍
Me when he said will take a bite as a joke
Both of at the same time *nom*
Me *:0*
I'm the only one that watches haikyuu and also plays volleyball..
Hello fellow volleyball player
HE CALLED US MS MANAGER. SJDKDNMSKSLS
AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH HTJEBEKSBD SKDBSNDISBKSJDSB!!!!!😫
Him: onigiri 🍙 is not something I normally think about
Me: well that makes one of us
Also him: I’m way teller than you
Me: damn you really gotta call me out for being short🥲
I’m short too🥲 (goes in a corner and dramatically cries)
It sounds more like daichi than kageyama
YES OmG
Daichiama
I knew it sounded like someone else but I thought it was Tsukishima but u r right😂
You don't need to walk me to my house, if I was to ever go out by myself I would bring a tazer sharp keys and pepper spray
.....j-just food.....JUST FOOD!!!!!
don’t mind me just...
*subscribes*
the "hompf"
Homf-🤣
I'm sorry but when he said I was tossing balls that caught me off guard holy shit 😳
Same🤣🤪
I'm crying, I need Goshiki so much actually 😭😭😭
Hello l love it
I keep on hearing Bokuto in the back ground
ITS NOT JUST ME!! Thank goodness cause I thought I was a little crazy or tired🙃
There is Bokuto in the backround?
Akaashi: Bokuto I keep telling you you’re not an actual owl, stop hooting at random people in the middle of the night.
GO DAYUM!🥵
❤ HIS VOICE IS SO HOT!
I've watched this video for 6 time and it's Wednesday (SOMEONE TEACH HOW TO SPELL BRUH MY DUMBPISS REALLY GOOGLED IT WTF ; - ;)
"Hey you're pretty good at English right?"
*laughs in American and child of an English Teacher* ha.......no😥
Is there going to be a Part 2???
Maybe if this video performs really well, sure!
Kageyama: *explains what he thinks of food*
Me: I think of food as the thing that made me fat
Can you do t.oikawa
GN THIS WAS UPLOADED ON MY BIRTHDAY
Kageyama, youre not slick -^-
🤣🤣🤣
chilling at home. my parents have the virus, and im not at school no more.
kageyama sure likes to talk about balls 🤨
I mean he’s in volleyball so- 🤨
I would say eat it or ferret about it
I feal more lonely nowwwwww But I have anime boyfriends/girlfriends god I was they were real!!!! AHHHHHHHH😪
Him her puts this on I no it’s kinda big I’m way taller tan u me (gerblin giggels)
PLEASE. P L Z. IM 6 MONTHS LATE- S I X M O N T H S L A T E - I.DONT.HAVE.A.S O U L.