My local Barnes and Nobles had a sign under “The Promised Neverland” that said “Four orphans learn about where food comes from.” And I mean- it’s not wrong? (Oh god but I feel for whoever picks it up expecting a wholesome story.)
@@Tilde_Shii where's the lie? They're all pretty accurate for their mangas. I've read death note and Assassination classroom personally. Theirs no mis information. It's funny as well as pretty rounding for the mangas surprisingly.
@Tilde_Shii the only lie is that Haikyu is a gay lovestory... its just platonic, just like how a guy and a girl can be friends... the others were incredibly accurate imo
@@chrystalclear500 Miroku was too OP, so they had to send the fucking bees all the time lmao I forgot about that and now I want to watch InuYasha again
I used to work at a Barnes and Noble and the best thing was creating fun descriptions for Manga. Often if your store has descriptions for certain manga it means that it’s a staff favorite and they want to show it off. I’ll always be proud of my Assassination Classroom, Way of the Househusband, Delicious in Dungeon, Yona of the Dawn and Mob Psycho 100 descriptors
@@NinaGraciaSarmiento “In order to save their friend, a group of adventurers navigate a dangerous dungeon in ways that will traumatize Dungeon Masters for years to come.” This was before it became a huge deal and you still had to give general descriptions. The more well known ones you could be sillier with.
I remember when we started doing this at our Barnes & Noble years ago. The managers walked in with pieces of paper and told us we were now responsible for the descriptions of our favorite recommendations.😂 No one could agree on which genre was the best.
He's both. Dio didn't have to kill the Joestars for their money, but he still did it anyways. Mr. Joestar considers him as his son and would've happily given him a part of the inheritance.
My favorite was a description of Moriarty the Patriot that said “Where one guy sets up the crimes, the other guy solves them, and that’s how they flirt.”
One book had a description that said "If you like the historical fiction tag on Archive of Our Own, you'll love this." Needless to say, I bought it immediately
I love seeing AO3 references in the wild. I saw an email ad for a professional writing software that casually listed it as one of the places you could publish your work, and their software could help you. I swear I had to read it three times before my brain accepted it.
Stay safe, guys, you might think breathing is all fun and games, but it's a dangerous pipeline. I knew a guy who breathed and he died. He was only 96, he left us too soon.
You know when someone says "I'm dying" when they find something funny? I feel like I am actually dying from this. This is one of the funniest things I've seen in auch a long time!
I literally saw one for twisted Wonderland. I ended up reading and playing the game because of the description I don't remember but it was something about chaos ensued.
Can i be pinned pls?? First comment!
Gg
Booo
What is the point of begging for pins? Gives you literally nothing
@@Fluffernater I think they want the attention they never got from their parents
@@UnknownCallista fr
“Traumatized farm animals” Pretty accurate actually 💀
I wasn’t looking and thought they meant the promised neverland
Same @@firecrow_3293
I wanted to be offended but like, where's the lie😭 literally every character is traumatized in some way, even the ones that aren't part of the zodiac.
@@OnyxxOrion Legit 💀
@@OnyxxOrionfor real, I swear even the background characters have trauma 😭🤚
My favorite one I've seen is "14 year old listens to talking cat, becomes god" for Sailor Moon
That is too accurate.🤣
i love how this is accurate for most magical girl shows
@@Concrete_3ateryes !!
Accurate 😂
@@Concrete_3ater pfp checks out
"Gay volleyball players in denial"
They did NOT have to call out my boys like that😭💀⚰️
It’s giving the trend, “Don’t bring the boys into this.”
FR, like we already know that, but you didn't need to call them out 😭
Like man we know no need to call them out like that man
I love u.
I would read that
My local Barnes and Nobles had a sign under “The Promised Neverland” that said “Four orphans learn about where food comes from.”
And I mean- it’s not wrong? (Oh god but I feel for whoever picks it up expecting a wholesome story.)
That actually makes the Manga 2% more bareable
Ayyyyyy
"Traumatized Farm Animals"
@@ela-811...works for promised Neverland too... oh GOSH
why is it 4 specifically 😭
@@whoami_whyami the 3 main characters and... idk why it's 4 specifically lol, which 1 non main character orphan is more important than the others
"Loses his kite" oh my god.
I shouted "NO" 😭
that's such a major spoiler too 😭😭
Not the kite. Please no. Please not the shady drug dealer looking man who is actually really scrunky scrimby bimbly. Not Kite.
SHIT HXH IS MY FAVORITE ANIME BUT I DIDNT GET IT IMMEDIATELY HELP
IKR THIS HAD ME DEAD 😭😭😭
(like Kite ☠️)
*out of focus : greedy bisexual... generations
me : jojo's bizarre adventure?
Real XD
Fr I knew before even looking 💀
I can't believe the same thing happened to me, even though I've only read a few chapters of the manga and barely know anything about the plot😂
@@Narcissus584 then I guess none of us are true Jojo fans... 😔
@@Narcissus584This was a sign to finish it 🤧
I saw one for Toilet bound Hanako-Kun it was something like “Girl helps a ghost with brother issues”
HANAKO KIM HAHA
@@Rioistotallycool I fixed it TuT
@@XayIsBored just so yk i wasn't making fun of you! just found it hilarious lol
@@Rioistotallycool thanks for the clarification! Autocorrect doesn’t like Japanese names lol
Sounds about right
lmao these were so hilariously accurate
I know!!!
kid does cry until he gains powers thats like, the whole plot lol
Untrue
He also cries once he has acquired powers
@@i-exist763 ur right, my bad
Yes, Tom. That IS the joke....
Works for Demon Slayer too tbh
@@chaosmorris5865well tanjiro has the right to cry because he's family dies and one of them becomes a demon
i once saw one of these in a bookstore that read "don't eat crusty haunted fingers you find in boxes - or do, we don't care."
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@@icedceilinomg that’s what I was thinking too
Lmaoo
My Barnes and Nobel had the same thing written on their description cards for that manga series lol.
Naruto: orphan uses gang signs to get on mount Rushmore 😭💀
💀💀💀
Wiser words have never been spoken
I laughed and cried at assassination classroom.
I also love haikyuu's description.
DONT MAKE ME CRY AGAIN I SWEAR
Assassination classroom hit different😢
assassination classroom just hits different😢
Me who’s only read to the third book so far:
Why are we crying? Haha? WHY ARE WE CRYING WE SHOULDNT BE SAD RIGHT??
@@tivthetat7067 ohhhh buddy...
This is exactly how I want my manga described
I do too.
While it's funny, personally I would not like being misinformed because of the descriptions.
@@Tilde_Shii where's the lie? They're all pretty accurate for their mangas. I've read death note and Assassination classroom personally. Theirs no mis information. It's funny as well as pretty rounding for the mangas surprisingly.
@Tilde_Shii the only lie is that Haikyu is a gay lovestory... its just platonic, just like how a guy and a girl can be friends...
the others were incredibly accurate imo
the haikyuu description could work for blue lock too just football instead of volleyball 💀
FR
reonagi my otppp 😭😭😭
They did inuyasha wrong 💀
It should have been dog trapped in love triangle
I mean... I love InuYasha, but they do run a lot from those damn bees lmao
To be fair those bees suck
it made me cackle bc it's even worse in the anime. Every filler be like
Miroku: I'll get ready to use my wind tunnel!
IMMEDIATE next shot: BEEEEEES
@@chrystalclear500 Miroku was too OP, so they had to send the fucking bees all the time lmao I forgot about that and now I want to watch InuYasha again
Bungo Stray Dogs probably has a WILD one.
"Furry man fights for his life while being gay over his rival" maybe?idk i never saw any bsd manga at barns and nobles
@@yume_was_here i am in literal tears right now
Authors battle over who is better.
"Gay authors fight each other"
@@SunnyEatsPaints *for, against and with eachother
„Gay Volleyball Players in denial.“
😂😂who ever wrote that - Give them a fucking raise!
i love whoever did this
DR. STONE IS HILARIOUS😂😂
ABSOLUTELY
my Barnes and Noble had: Autistic high school kid has science has a special interest and saves the world
"Kid cries until he get power" 😂😂😂😂
Edit: damn 79 likes? Thanks!
The hunter hunter one was... Oh my god
OKAY BUT THE AOT ONE AT MY LOCAL B&N
"Kid goes through puberty in the strangest way"
OR SOMETHING BUT ITS SO FUNNYYY
"Breathing is fun!"
I used to work at a Barnes and Noble and the best thing was creating fun descriptions for Manga. Often if your store has descriptions for certain manga it means that it’s a staff favorite and they want to show it off.
I’ll always be proud of my Assassination Classroom, Way of the Househusband, Delicious in Dungeon, Yona of the Dawn and Mob Psycho 100 descriptors
wann hear what is the descrioption for delicious in dungeons :)
@@NinaGraciaSarmiento “In order to save their friend, a group of adventurers navigate a dangerous dungeon in ways that will traumatize Dungeon Masters for years to come.”
This was before it became a huge deal and you still had to give general descriptions. The more well known ones you could be sillier with.
Ooh what was the Way of the Househusband description
Fruits Basket killed me
It ain’t wrong.
@@bigonbooks4736Looks at the seahorse-
Fr 😂😂😂
@@StormFreeze
I love how I've now seen two people questioning the seahorse and yet neither of them remembered the tiger lol.
@@diamondseraph9369 We don't question Kisa.
How not to summon a demon lord is literally the title of the book
They read the label wrong, the joke was “…how to summon a demon lord” cos that’s basically what it is
HxH and Assassination Classroom ones were FOUL 💀😭
haikyuu was so funny and so accurate
I remember when we started doing this at our Barnes & Noble years ago. The managers walked in with pieces of paper and told us we were now responsible for the descriptions of our favorite recommendations.😂 No one could agree on which genre was the best.
Nah Dio was petty not greedy.😂
One may say there one in the same
Same shit
One could say he pretty much has all 7 deadly sins as his character traits
@@speedwagon_69
Nad dio created NEW sins 😂
He's both. Dio didn't have to kill the Joestars for their money, but he still did it anyways. Mr. Joestar considers him as his son and would've happily given him a part of the inheritance.
"Traumatized Farm Animals."
_......Promised Neverland_
NAHHH
Oh, hell nah 😂
Haikyuu, assassination classroom were so accurate like lol
The description of JoJo is so accurate!
BLUE EXORCIST: DADDY ISSUES TIMES 2
including brother issues
For madoka magica i think "trust a cute creature never bring you luck" gonna suit
😂 "Dog runs from Bees " I'm dying rn 😂😂😂😂
KID CRIES UNTIL HE GAINS POWERS IS SPOT ON!!!
High school kid helping everyone who was stoned....Oh god, that is correct and isn't at the same time
Not the deathnote meme one 😭
I'm dying rn, the way they described Jojo was so canon
This person needs a RAISE
This is the best how to improperly describe a series ever like this is literally literally the worst way to describe them, but it’s accurate as fuck
The JoJo/Dio one is way too accurate 💀💀💀💀 I can’t 😭😭😭
The Dragon Ball series description sounds like Frieza wrote the description personally lol
✨️greedy bisexual✨️
at my b&n for the hxh it just says “dad went to get milk…”
lol, that Inuyasha one is so accurate. Also, don’t forget that the dog’s ex keeps coming back from the dead.
No the hxh one took me a second thats so good
My favorite was a description of Moriarty the Patriot that said
“Where one guy sets up the crimes, the other guy solves them, and that’s how they flirt.”
"Dogs run from bees." I'm Screaming 🤣🤣
Where's the lie tho 🤣🤣🤣
I laughed way too hard at the inuyasha one😂😂
I like how they don't even try with how not to summon a demon lord
My God I love Doctor Stone, I didn't know they sold it up there.
turns into a man when he loses his Kite, holy shit that hits hard
LMAOO
NOT THE ASSASSINATION CLASSROOM ONE, I CAN’T 😭😭😭😭😭
I LOVE all of the descriptions and the person who made em hahaha
I see Gantz. Underrated masterpiece.
At my Barnes & Nobles, the description for Oshi no Ko was “Take a stab at something new” …
KID CRIES UNTIL HE GETS POWERS 😭😭😭
OH MY GOSH THE FRUITS BASKET ONE IS PERFECTION 💀💀
DOGS RUN FROM BEES
lmaoooo i cant
Did NOT expect to see Dr. STONE but it's accurate 👍👍👍👍
One book had a description that said "If you like the historical fiction tag on Archive of Our Own, you'll love this." Needless to say, I bought it immediately
I love seeing AO3 references in the wild. I saw an email ad for a professional writing software that casually listed it as one of the places you could publish your work, and their software could help you. I swear I had to read it three times before my brain accepted it.
"This story will never end for EONS"
That first one OMG
Stay safe, guys, you might think breathing is all fun and games, but it's a dangerous pipeline. I knew a guy who breathed and he died. He was only 96, he left us too soon.
BUT WHY IS INUYASHA SO ACCURATE?!
Its wrong tho
I felt so offended because inuyosha was my first anime 💀🖐
THE JOJO ONE 😭
Dogs run from bees is probably the best way to describe inuyasha
“Kid cries until he gets powers” had me on the floor rolling
"Dogs run from bees"
Literally every Inuyasha episode with Naraku in it 😂😂😂😂😂
But they chase him not run....
These are absolutely perfect they need to do this more
The synopsis they wrote was so on point.
"A kid who ate a crusty finger and turned into a two faced beast" got me dying 😂
“Traumatized Farm Animals” 😭😭😭😭😭😭
"Dog runs from bees"
I mean....IT'S NARAKU'S POISONOUS INSECTS-
(I haven't watched it in a good few years so sorry if I spelled his name wrong)
Nah Jojos is wild in tho basically the whole series up to part 8 because Diego Brando in part 7
So happy to see my work is appreciated! 🥰
JJBA was hilarious lol
You know when someone says "I'm dying" when they find something funny? I feel like I am actually dying from this. This is one of the funniest things I've seen in auch a long time!
I literally saw one for twisted Wonderland. I ended up reading and playing the game because of the description I don't remember but it was something about chaos ensued.
HIGH SCHOOL STUDENT WHO HAS TO SAVE EVERYONE WHOS STONED 😭😭
My local bookstore in Japan had funny captions like those too. even had illustrations by the staff
HAIKYUU DESCRIPTION YES!!!! I KNEW IT
I would’ve loved to walked into a bookstore with descriptions like these😂
Bro give that employee a raise 🙏
i think that manga may have a slight chance about being about how not to summon a demon lord but that's just me idk
The fact that some of this descriptions are so accurate 😂
ALL OF THEM ARE SO ON POINT
The Hunter Hunter one 😭
I can’t get over what Dr. Stone had for the description
Whoever wrote those must be a fan.
Orphan uses gang signs to get on mount Rushmore LMAO
demon slayer: breathing is fun.
I can't
"Fatherless child instantly becomes a man when he loses his kite"
You're not wrong -
The JoJo and Haikyuu are way to accurate 💀💀
Hxh is back ❤❤🥳🥳🥳
"breathing is fun" 😂 that one is my favorite