I love that Cooper thinks Cheryl is the only character that acts normal, when really she says things like "Goon from Saskatoon" unironically and also kept her brother's corpse in her basement
Those memories of everything prior to this season are null and void. Then again, the gang was shown the memories of their past 21st century lives and was given the choice on whether or not each member wanted to know about 'em.
I kind of want Cooper to watch the whole show, just so he can experience my favourite underrated Riverdale line, which is when actual respected actor Skeet Ulrich has to deliver the line "you been dealin' jingle jangle, boy?!?" with the urgency of a serious crime drama.
It’s always super clear when someone who isn’t polyamorous writes a polyamorous storyline as a way out of having a character make a decision. And it’s absolutely hilarious.
yeah, like vicki christina barcelona - was a popular film in my poly community but the relationship there are messy af we need more wholesome representation!
I loved the polyam throuple in the end of sense8 as a solution to a love triangle though. It actually felt kind of natural and not just like the writers were avoiding Kala making a decision, but instead like it was def planned that way from the start.
@@idonotresidehere.5709 The difference is that Sense8 was made by queer women, and there were a lot of queer ppl in general involved with the creation of that show. Plus they had at least one other openly poly group in the show right from the beginning (Amanita's parents) so it felt way less like... sensationalized? if that makes sense? Like Riverdale wanted you to think of this poly thing as one of their ongoing "oh this show is so unhinged and weird" arcs, treating it like some sort of circus curio, where with Sense8 it was just a normal thing that people do when it makes sense for them.
I remember, when I watched the third season, found out about the farm cult and never watched it again, thinking it could not get worse... I apparently missed aliens, explosion of a bed, alternative dimensions, wizards and time travel
Him saying that Cheryl (Macy) is rooted in reality is laughable. She was so sad about her twin brothers death she dug up his grave and hid his body in the basement, she has nearly killed herself every season, set her house on fire, joined a cult, started a cult, has tried to murder everyone at least once, was really an old ass cursed lady who could never die because she was too gay, oh and thought she was really a triplet but ate the third in the womb and was being haunted by him. This is not even all of it. Also, SO IM BLAMING COLE SPROUSE
Bro I've never watched Riverdale but I looked up why they're in the 1950's now and I'm even more confused "As of the show's final episode, yes, they are actually in the 1950s. This is a result of Tabitha, who is a Guardian Angel, weaving all the different Riverdale timelines and multiverses together into a single path. By choosing to keep them in 1955, she placed the characters in their original Archie Comics atmosphere."
I used to get drunk and watch Riverdale and take a drink every time a character said something nobody would ever say in real life. Had to stop watching in season 3 because I was afraid I was going to give myself alcohol poisoning and Riverdale is not watchable sober
I love watching Cooper attempt to analyse a show that literally it’s own cast didn’t take seriously, the amount of time travel and weird shit that happened was crazy
@@ryleighw2894 oh yeah in season 5 they skip from graduation to like 7 years later and then in season 6 they get superpowers and they go back to 1700 (??) and then they go back to present day, and then in season 7 they went to the 50s because of a comet that hits riverdale
@@ashegrey3042I haven't seen it, but I've watched recaps of every episode of it. I think the best way to explain it is that they tried every genre and never really stuck to one or two, but fantasy got in there and stayed with like 4 others. Yes, it is a terrible show.
As a poly person in a poly relationship, this is not how mine is, and not how most are. Imo, the poly couples that get together from borderline cheating don't usually go well. Like open and honest and real communication is one of the most important parts in a poly relationship working?
Forsythe was jughead’s real names in archie comics too. He also had a baby sister named Forsythia and if anyone spoke her name they’d have super bad luck for a day or somethin idk the comics were also kinda bonkers in their own right. Cheryl and her brother were also kinda super incest-y in the comics. Idk man.
I love it when Cooper goes on his tangents Also well there were cults, organ harvesting, teenagers in charge of motorcycle gangs full of grown men, dead brothers' corpses in the basement, serial killer dads, serial killer genes, daddykins, superpowers, witches, time travel, cult leader rocketships and that's what you missed on Riverdale...I think? I stopped s2 You know what? We need to respect people who watched from 1x01 to 7xWhatever episode the show ended on because we don’t know the triumphs and defeats, the epic mid and lows of terrible teen television.
I cant believe you didnt mention how betty had to do a strip tease dance infront of the whole motorcycle gang of grown men including her boyfriends father and future mothers boyfriend
Lmaoo wth I had no idea it was that off the rails I tried to watch it several years ago but it wasn’t at all what I expected and I also hated it so I gave up. My cousin loves it??? I don’t trust her anymore and if I had a will she would be cut out
1:22 Listen, it makes perfectly good sense: they went back in time to 1955 after cheryl got rid of the comet, using all their combined magic powers and everyone came back from the sweat hereafter, including a baby that wasn't even born in IRL (only in the sweet hereafter) and then they got stuck in 1955 when angel Tabitha untangled all the timelines, but she gave them back their memories, so they remembered both timelines. oh also, Rivervale exists in a bubble where a version of Jughead must write forever for Rivervale to continue to exist.
One of the many things that made me mad about this show was that in the original comic, Jughead was actually ace (and he was an absolute sweetheart) and they basically just erased all that for the sake of drama and oversexualizing teenage romance 😒
The thing with Riverdale is that you can just watch the seasons without watching the other ones because they completely forget about the entire plot every season.
I'm glad you did the fast-forwarding, it made it all the more tolerable. I watched the first season of "Riverdale", and actually liked it, a dark take on the "Archie" comics. But it's devolved ever since. Now, that's a bit presumptuous, as I eventually phased out my viewing of it by early season 4 because it had just become overly...something/everything. It seemed to take itself far too seriously, and the plot "twists" became eye-rolling bad. Also, by THEN, all of these "high school kids", who were close to age appropriate when it started, were obviously well into their 20s. Or beyond.
Honestly. I loved the first two seasons. It was interesting and somewhat rooted in reality and then it’s like all of the writers started doing acid as they brainstormed plot lines.
same i actually enjoyed season 1 and even season 2 ! i was so excited to see how it progressed and then season 3 came out and i lost all interest. its now just a staple in our culture, or a stain depending on your view
There are. You can find them in a bar that they go to so frequently at the same time that there’s a drink waiting for them when they show up. The bartenders prepare themselves before they get there mentally- usually by fixing the smile on thier face and getting out the eye rolls that they want desperately to do the moment that they yell hello the moment they walk in the door. They always sit at the bar And they will tell anyone within arms distance the story of the “good ol’ days” and sort of act like they are part of the bar staff with new people. Will use any opportunity to relate whatever is being talked about to one of the three stories that they regurgitate on a loop. Call all staff by their first names loudly so everyone can hear how (in thier mind) that they are somehow special here and that holds some sort of clout. It’s sad, sometimes annoying, but they are mostly harmless.
I am polyamorous. This is awful representation indeed. 1) it would’ve been integral to poly representation to show all of the numerous ongoing convos they’re each having about boundaries and feelings and styles and whatnot 2) yeah they’re all cheating on each other, which is not the same as being polyamorous (cheating is NOT consensual between all parties involved, which is what they display throughout their show, but in polyamory, all parties are informed, aware, and consenting) 3) cheating and then pulling “they’re all in a squad”… Like it doesn’t match up for the viewers, clearly doesn’t align within their own universe, and also perpetuates a gross stereotype to the general public that’s already heavily believed. 4) then they throw in that gross toxicity of “i like you the best”- comparison is the killer of love and any healthy poly practicing person would display that. Hats off to you for the vid Coop, heavily appreciate being able to have your filter for this lol
Okay, starting Riverdale in season 7 is like asking to have a stroke. Nothing makes senses when you have seen the first 6 seasons, i can't imagine jumping into season 7 without context, or with context to be honest. This show has become a fever dream i don't think i could relive. Lol
20:35 "She seems like the only character who is based in reality." Me: *flashbacks to when she claimed that she was the queen of the bees and a witch and ran a cult*
Ah yes, Riverdale, I've been watching from the beginning and it's been crazy. also, the show hasn't always been set in the 50s there was an asteroid and they got sent back in time so that they could change the future so they could survive in their future, but they didn't end up getting sent back to the present day cause jugheads girlfriend Tabitha (a time-traveling Angel. I'm not kidding) tangled the timelines into one. ik it's crazy, I kinda wouldn't have it any other way though.
As someone who has been in many polyamorous relationships, I’m gonna say no not entirely accurate but sometimes maybe 😂😂, also they 100% didn’t show the two men kiss because lesbians are “hot” and gay men are “gross”
I think it’s more because Archie and Jughead are childhood best friends, whereas in the show (it’s different in the comics), Betty and Veronica meet in high school, so they don’t have that sort of sisterly connection. Archie and Jughead are like brothers.
@@KitBarKat21 that doesn't sound right. Childhood friends, best friends and people who've been in the same class from 1st grade to senior high/ college date and have dated.
@@Zzz-ff1np Yeah, that’s a good point. It felt like they were all hooking up though, never really officially dating or in relationships with each other. Not during their poly phase, at least.
yes to the ghost hunting video. all of the yes. i could see you showing so much appreciation for places and their energies and i feel like you would so real and respectful. much needed for youtube.
Cooper, I'm a very recent subscriber who just binged all your videos the past 2 days. I love how you seem to never prewatch what you're reacting to because your reactions seem so much more genuine and fun compared to other commentary youtubers! And I also love how you tell us you love us, it's so sweet. Thanks for the great video ❤
BRO WHEN JUGHEAD WAS TALKING AT THE BEGINNING (9:31) THEY FULL ON STOLE HIS AND BETTY’S LINES. THOSE ARE ALMOST WORD FOR WORD FROM A PLAY CALLED “OUR TOWN” Especially the B: why should it be painful? J: Because you won’t just be living that day, you’ll be seeing yourself live it LOWKEY LIVID ITS ALMOST WORD FOR WORD- EMILY (from the play) DOES NOT DESERVE THIS DISRESPECT It’s from the graveyard (act 3) when she’s ALREADY dead, not just about to die, and she being buried. It’s actually really emotional when acted well, all of the ghosts in the graveyard warn her not to go back because they know it will hurt her, but she goes back and relives her 12th birthday and has a monologue about appreciating life for everyday that you have, especially the small things that we as humans tend to overlook. I did this play last year that’s why I remember it so well lol ALSO 14:02 is from the play too!! This whole ep is definitely based on the play. I bet they didn’t think anyone would notice because it’s from 1913. Jokes on them, I’m a theater nerd with way to much time on my hands. That part in the play is because Emily didn’t realize how much time had passed even though it had only been like 10 years. She was about 22 when she died (she died in childbirth). But she actually does talk that way and ngl it makes more sense because it was literally written in the 1910’s. And the difference is she makes those exclamations to herself, not actually to her mom. Because she’s literally watching herself live it, she’s not just in her body and living through it. Wth Riverdale lol You probably wouldn’t have the context if you watched the other episodes, cuz it’s mostly based on the play 💀 BRUH this is so frustrating because it makes sense in the context of the play that she’s like “is this real or a dream?” Because she’s already been clearly established as dead BRUH 49:50 dude they even stole the ending - like I knew it was coming but it was still a disappointment 😒 Also it probably seems like nothing happened because they just copied act 3, none of the rest of the play. Actually, even so not that much happens in the play, because it’s pretty much just 3 days in Emily’s life, a random day when she’s about 16, her wedding and her funeral. But yeah, the play is all about finding the beauty in daily life lol
I get what you’re saying, but as someone who has never heard about this play, I think this reference is innocent especially if people (like me) learn about the old play thanks to the reference (this is not the first time Riverdale has referenced/paid tribute to other plays, so I think it’s safe to say the writers are all theater nerds, like yourself!) Also, I hate to nitpick, because like I said I know nothing about this play, but someone’s wedding day or funeral day is hardly “everyday” life, so that’s kind of a mixed message, isn’t it?
when cooper posts, it turns into the best day ever edit: as someone who (unfortunately) is addicted to Riverdale, seeing him so confused is so funny cuz it's the most bizarre show
i have so many conflicting feelings about the quad thing.... like ive always loved the idea of solving a love triangle with polyamory but WHY DID IT HAVE TO BE RIVERDALE THAT DID IT
I don’t know if it’s simply because I don’t like teenagers drama or because I grew up with the Archie comics, but everything about what I heard about Riverdale (because I never watched it) made me angry. They only used the Archie characters to get attention to their show and without needing to create original characters - even if they still technically did, because aside from their name and their physics, they are nothing alike to the comics. Also, the AroAce erasure is something that was pushed aside because people don’t feel like it’s important, but it is! So many aroace grew up being able to relate to Jughead and they threw it away and also made him dirty, going from the sarcastic likeable guy to whatever happened to him in the show. (Also, the change in genre feel, to me, similar to how they messed up with ‘Velma’. That’s not what the fan of the original work want to watch, so why make it inspired from it?)
Yeah same, I heard about all this controversy when jughead was first confirmed Allo I was so crushed then cuz we had so little rep and I remember people being excited for his rep only for the series to just not. Also legit they rebooted the whole universe to appear more accurate to the comics and had other sexuality rep and a rushed polyam relationship but still didn't bother to give that rep
I was a huge fan of the comics as well, and while it did end up being really wacky with like, crossovers with The Punisher and stuff, the original comic was mostly just slice-of-life stuff happening. There were odd little one-off adventures and situations (I remember in one comic Betty got a head injury and could temporarily read minds), but the storyline would mostly only last thru that one comic, and you could tell that it wasn't meant to be canon or anything. I feel like they tried to take the sometimes silly stuff and just run with it. And then they kept running and running and never stopped. I never watched the first season, but from what I can tell, even though it's obviously supposed to be darker than the comics, it seemed kind of rooted in reality but with a little mystery thrown in. I have no clue why they decided to go batshit insane with it. But one of the main writers used to write for Glee once *that* show started really going off the rails, so I can't say I'm that shocked. I seriously want to know if Riverdale is the result of the biggest coke binge in the writers room known to man, or if they were just that demented on their own. Honestly, if it's the latter, I respect it.💀
I'm 60, and I definitely got the "Are You There God..." reference. Since 1970, there hasn't been a girl in middle school who hasn't read the book. It's a right of passage. 😊
Thank you Roberto for teaching a generation of future or aspiring writers that if nothing else, no matter what bad things befall your writing, no matter how many edits you have to do, no matter what self doubt you’ll come across over and over… rest assured that it could be worse. At least you had nothing to do with writing Riverdale.
Riverdale is very confusing if you havent seen the whole show, so the show actually begins more around 2020 ish then in season 6 they got sent back to 1950 because of a comet hitting them. they then live out the rest of their lives in the 1950s so then betty is old she is in the present even though it began with them in the present as teens
@@Fruity0418 Yes so cheryl did try to fix the comet with her phoenix powers but it did not work. and tabitha tried but couldn't fix everything so they are stuck in the 50's
first 20 minutes in and i have fully deduced that cooper watches drag race. from the “read and serve attitude” bit to the entire bit about drag, and i’m LIVING for it as a drag race fan. yippee
The actress who plays Betty’s mom was on Twin Peaks and the main character in Twin Peaks is named Cooper so I need Cooper to watch and review the show.
this whole thing is actually referencing the play Our Town by Thornton Wilder!! the main character dies & this guy tells her she can pick one day to go back to but it will be sad to watch. she hugs her mom in the kitchen and is like "you're alive??" and it goes over every character in the show & what they went on to do and how they died. the show ends with the girl giving this big monologue where she says goodbye to all the things she misses that she didn't appreciate enough while she was alive
riverdale was insane. i remember when archie goes to war and people on tumblr were trying to find out which war based on the uniform he had n everything 💀
This makes me want to go figure out wtf happened in this show lmao. I watched the first 2 seasons and they honestly weren't too bad (granted it was when I was in highschool)
I got as far as the season with the cult and underground bunker. I was waiting for the show to wrap up to see how they resolve all that, now i see they got wilder with a time-travelling angel arc and half-assed polyamory 😂 It's going to be fun going back to it
One thing I kept in mind while getting through all of Riverdale's not-so-great seasons, was the fact that I think they were just trying to portray the show in the same way they did the Archie Comics. It just failed to translate well. The comics themselves had all kinds of different spin offs, realities, misadventures and the issues varied greatly from one another. Just my opinion though, it very well may have been horrendous writing and nothing more lol
I love that Cooper thinks Cheryl is the only character that acts normal, when really she says things like "Goon from Saskatoon" unironically and also kept her brother's corpse in her basement
Don’t forget, she’s coo coo bananas for Toni
I only saw the first reason and a bit of season two. I'm still convinced she was in love with her brother
@@kittkat9139 I feel like they made her Sapphic cause after the whole polly Jason blood related reveal they were like "Okay maybe too much incest"
Those aren’t normal things…??
And like she wasn't a witch
Betty literally kidnapped and tortured people but her bigest regret was not getting her yearbook??? lmao
oh l
Wait what??
Those memories of everything prior to this season are null and void.
Then again, the gang was shown the memories of their past 21st century lives and was given the choice on whether or not each member wanted to know about 'em.
WOAH
no she didn't
I kind of want Cooper to watch the whole show, just so he can experience my favourite underrated Riverdale line, which is when actual respected actor Skeet Ulrich has to deliver the line "you been dealin' jingle jangle, boy?!?" with the urgency of a serious crime drama.
anyone please tell me when this happens. this sound so funny 🤣
skeet ulrich is a beautiful man
That's probably the only thing I liked about the show lol 😂
Not my Billy!
I've never watched the show but my favourite pos line was the one about the "triumphs and defeats, the epic highs and lows of highschool football"
This show's cast deserve some special award for delivering all those pure cringe lines and not dying of embarrassment. True stoics. Brave hearts.
Cooper only jumping onto Riverdale at the very end means he’s never known the triumphs and defeats, the epic highs and lows of HIGH SCHOOL FOOTBALL!!!
Hah! Perfect comment. Made me laugh.
BRO STOP 😭😭😭😭
Noooo, I hate you all 😭
This sounds like the most boring inside joke I have ever heard
@@Tk-nf2xdlike its not even that funny…
It’s always super clear when someone who isn’t polyamorous writes a polyamorous storyline as a way out of having a character make a decision. And it’s absolutely hilarious.
The producers basically said “merry Christmas all your ships are real now at the same time”
yeah, like vicki christina barcelona - was a popular film in my poly community but the relationship there are messy af
we need more wholesome representation!
I loved the polyam throuple in the end of sense8 as a solution to a love triangle though. It actually felt kind of natural and not just like the writers were avoiding Kala making a decision, but instead like it was def planned that way from the start.
@@idonotresidehere.5709 The difference is that Sense8 was made by queer women, and there were a lot of queer ppl in general involved with the creation of that show. Plus they had at least one other openly poly group in the show right from the beginning (Amanita's parents) so it felt way less like... sensationalized? if that makes sense? Like Riverdale wanted you to think of this poly thing as one of their ongoing "oh this show is so unhinged and weird" arcs, treating it like some sort of circus curio, where with Sense8 it was just a normal thing that people do when it makes sense for them.
@@thefortysecond YES EXACTLY
Don’t cry because it happened, smile because it’s over
HAHAHAHA
I remember, when I watched the third season, found out about the farm cult and never watched it again, thinking it could not get worse... I apparently missed aliens, explosion of a bed, alternative dimensions, wizards and time travel
wait is riverdale a SCI-FI?!
@@ashegrey3042 it's every genre you could think of apparently
HOLD ON I stopped at the same time. You're KIDDING
@@lillylava5569yo that's so cool
I remember I saw trailers for the 4th season and thought it looked bad so I never started but I heard that it got insane and kept my distance.
Him saying that Cheryl (Macy) is rooted in reality is laughable. She was so sad about her twin brothers death she dug up his grave and hid his body in the basement, she has nearly killed herself every season, set her house on fire, joined a cult, started a cult, has tried to murder everyone at least once, was really an old ass cursed lady who could never die because she was too gay, oh and thought she was really a triplet but ate the third in the womb and was being haunted by him. This is not even all of it.
Also, SO IM BLAMING COLE SPROUSE
So, set in reality. 😂
DOWN WITH COLE SPROUSE
old ass cursed lady who could never die because she was too gay is who i aspire to be
Lmfao
rr rrrrpr
I love how Cooper makes the same type of “I’m a weirdo I don’t fit it and I don’t wanna fit in” joke
agreed
i wish i had that mindset. grr
I love him
KMAO
Cuz im a creeeeeeepp im a weirdoo 😫☝️
As someone who's sister's name is Betty, who is polyamorous, and who grew up in Arkansas, I was jumpscared *multiple* times this video
Bro I've never watched Riverdale but I looked up why they're in the 1950's now and I'm even more confused "As of the show's final episode, yes, they are actually in the 1950s. This is a result of Tabitha, who is a Guardian Angel, weaving all the different Riverdale timelines and multiverses together into a single path. By choosing to keep them in 1955, she placed the characters in their original Archie Comics atmosphere."
Wtf
Who came up with this 😭
You sound like you're on a trip 😭
I used to get drunk and watch Riverdale and take a drink every time a character said something nobody would ever say in real life. Had to stop watching in season 3 because I was afraid I was going to give myself alcohol poisoning and Riverdale is not watchable sober
Damn- 😭
GSSATCAGFU
Damn. This is a drinking game I might dare to try.
Oh hey me too!
Im surprised you made it to season 3 not giving up on the first one
I love watching Cooper attempt to analyse a show that literally it’s own cast didn’t take seriously, the amount of time travel and weird shit that happened was crazy
Time teavel !?!?!?😊
WHAT DO YOU MEAN TIME TRAVEL?! I stopped watching the show, and this is a very genuine question
@@ryleighw2894 oh yeah in season 5 they skip from graduation to like 7 years later and then in season 6 they get superpowers and they go back to 1700 (??) and then they go back to present day, and then in season 7 they went to the 50s because of a comet that hits riverdale
i’ve never seen this show is it sci-if?! lmao wtf how is there time travel?! like ACTUAL time travel?
@@ashegrey3042I haven't seen it, but I've watched recaps of every episode of it. I think the best way to explain it is that they tried every genre and never really stuck to one or two, but fantasy got in there and stayed with like 4 others. Yes, it is a terrible show.
Every time coop cuts to him doing the “ee-Eh-Ee” part I literally laugh so hard 😂
I was looking for this comment 😆
I got this comment to 69 likes hahahahaha
As a poly person in a poly relationship, this is not how mine is, and not how most are. Imo, the poly couples that get together from borderline cheating don't usually go well. Like open and honest and real communication is one of the most important parts in a poly relationship working?
Cooper being confused about the timeline the whole time is a freaking mood
I love that you typed “copper” instead of Cooper. Thanks for making me laugh tonight 😊
Who's Copper 🤨
@@emmmahezw Pls I just realized I misspelled his name I’m so stupid😭
WHEN I read this at first it said “copper” then while you edited it i looked back and it was “cooper” i thought i was losing my mind
@@johann-wp7lj no sorry just changed it cuz I died of embarrassment
Love that he thought Cheryl was the normal one but she’s literally the most unhinged and psycho person in the entire show
I mean she still makes the show interesting though
Based on everything I’ve heard about the show that can’t be true
Forsythe was jughead’s real names in archie comics too. He also had a baby sister named Forsythia and if anyone spoke her name they’d have super bad luck for a day or somethin idk the comics were also kinda bonkers in their own right.
Cheryl and her brother were also kinda super incest-y in the comics. Idk man.
what kinda parent names their children forsythe and forsythia
Yeahhh the Archie comics were the first type of comic I read as a kid for the “mature” nature of it and that’s probably why I am how I am now…
“can somebody dye his eyebrows NOT that black??” has me cackling every time
I love it when Cooper goes on his tangents
Also well there were cults, organ harvesting, teenagers in charge of motorcycle gangs full of grown men, dead brothers' corpses in the basement, serial killer dads, serial killer genes, daddykins, superpowers, witches, time travel, cult leader rocketships and that's what you missed on Riverdale...I think? I stopped s2
You know what? We need to respect people who watched from 1x01 to 7xWhatever episode the show ended on because we don’t know the triumphs and defeats, the epic mid and lows of terrible teen television.
Bruh all that and it's only season 2 💀
@@isaacc8297 Jesus, you seeing this bro?
I cant believe you didnt mention how betty had to do a strip tease dance infront of the whole motorcycle gang of grown men including her boyfriends father and future mothers boyfriend
Lmaoo wth I had no idea it was that off the rails
I tried to watch it several years ago but it wasn’t at all what I expected and I also hated it so I gave up. My cousin loves it??? I don’t trust her anymore and if I had a will she would be cut out
@@elnombre5597 what in the fuck
1:22 Listen, it makes perfectly good sense: they went back in time to 1955 after cheryl got rid of the comet, using all their combined magic powers and everyone came back from the sweat hereafter, including a baby that wasn't even born in IRL (only in the sweet hereafter) and then they got stuck in 1955 when angel Tabitha untangled all the timelines, but she gave them back their memories, so they remembered both timelines. oh also, Rivervale exists in a bubble where a version of Jughead must write forever for Rivervale to continue to exist.
Excuse me?
This could all be false and I'd still buy it based on the memes
i literally cannot tell if you’re joking
😂 wait can someone please confirm if this is real or just taking the piss?
@@noone-ly6wuit's real
One of the many things that made me mad about this show was that in the original comic, Jughead was actually ace (and he was an absolute sweetheart) and they basically just erased all that for the sake of drama and oversexualizing teenage romance 😒
The thing with Riverdale is that you can just watch the seasons without watching the other ones because they completely forget about the entire plot every season.
If you want to understand Riverdale without watching so many episodes watch Alex Meyer's videos on it. They give a good summary of each season
I literally was gonna say this too. It is the best way.
The Videos of Friendly Space Ninja are great too, there's two of them and they're very long but funny
i was thinking the same thing. thats the only way i’ve kept up with it
With the best musical: Archie’s Abs
Cooper at the beginning: “I’m not gonna pause a lot.”
Also cooper: makes a 53 minute video
lol
I love how Cooper “loves” Cheryl even though she the most psycho one 😂😂😂
I'm glad you did the fast-forwarding, it made it all the more tolerable. I watched the first season of "Riverdale", and actually liked it, a dark take on the "Archie" comics. But it's devolved ever since. Now, that's a bit presumptuous, as I eventually phased out my viewing of it by early season 4 because it had just become overly...something/everything. It seemed to take itself far too seriously, and the plot "twists" became eye-rolling bad. Also, by THEN, all of these "high school kids", who were close to age appropriate when it started, were obviously well into their 20s. Or beyond.
The show had so much potential in S1. Sad to see how bad it got.
At first it was simply a teen twin peaks rip off and then it got convoluted and goofy
wdym we got the best show of all times, it takes raw talent to think such aggressively bad plot into existence /j
so true
Honestly. I loved the first two seasons. It was interesting and somewhat rooted in reality and then it’s like all of the writers started doing acid as they brainstormed plot lines.
same i actually enjoyed season 1 and even season 2 ! i was so excited to see how it progressed and then season 3 came out and i lost all interest. its now just a staple in our culture, or a stain depending on your view
there’s no way that there are actual people that loved high school this much
There are. You can find them in a bar that they go to so frequently at the same time that there’s a drink waiting for them when they show up. The bartenders prepare themselves before they get there mentally- usually by fixing the smile on thier face and getting out the eye rolls that they want desperately to do the moment that they yell hello the moment they walk in the door. They always sit at the bar And they will tell anyone within arms distance the story of the “good ol’ days” and sort of act like they are part of the bar staff with new people. Will use any opportunity to relate whatever is being talked about to one of the three stories that they regurgitate on a loop. Call all staff by their first names loudly so everyone can hear how (in thier mind) that they are somehow special here and that holds some sort of clout.
It’s sad, sometimes annoying, but they are mostly harmless.
@07SapphireLights these are fun to find while traveling because the stories are interesting if you only hear them once or twice.
@@louisdead6761 oh agreed. I am unfortunately employed by a few bars and hear them consistently hahaha.
as a former Riverdale watcher I thoroughly enjoyed watching Cooper call Cheryl normal like she wasn't the craziest mf in the show :)
I am polyamorous. This is awful representation indeed. 1) it would’ve been integral to poly representation to show all of the numerous ongoing convos they’re each having about boundaries and feelings and styles and whatnot 2) yeah they’re all cheating on each other, which is not the same as being polyamorous (cheating is NOT consensual between all parties involved, which is what they display throughout their show, but in polyamory, all parties are informed, aware, and consenting) 3) cheating and then pulling “they’re all in a squad”… Like it doesn’t match up for the viewers, clearly doesn’t align within their own universe, and also perpetuates a gross stereotype to the general public that’s already heavily believed. 4) then they throw in that gross toxicity of “i like you the best”- comparison is the killer of love and any healthy poly practicing person would display that.
Hats off to you for the vid Coop, heavily appreciate being able to have your filter for this lol
Have you heard of that poly reality dating show on peacock 😅
cooper feels more like a friend than a random guy we watch making fun of cole sprouse
Gay friend*
@@adil0028 🤨🤨
@@adil0028He’s not gay cause he likes women but he may be bisexual
@@adil0028he mentioned in a tiktok that he’s bi
I feel like just watching the series finale without any other context makes more coherent sense than if you were to watch the entirety of it😭
God EVERYTIME it cut back to cooper’s rendition of walking down the stairs I lost it. I pray this becomes and recurring bit bc it’s too good
Okay, starting Riverdale in season 7 is like asking to have a stroke. Nothing makes senses when you have seen the first 6 seasons, i can't imagine jumping into season 7 without context, or with context to be honest. This show has become a fever dream i don't think i could relive. Lol
ok but the idea of Cooper wearing 6inch heels, screaming a remixed version of You’ll Be Back at the top of his lungs actually sounds dope🤣
yess why isn't anyone talking about it
20:35 "She seems like the only character who is based in reality."
Me: *flashbacks to when she claimed that she was the queen of the bees and a witch and ran a cult*
Idk man that seems pretty based in reality
she WHAT
@@ladyyyhokage oh don't mind it, just girly things 🥰🥰
i absolutely love coopers enthusiasm about the hard work that drag queens put in
4:11 he called me out on the posters of jimin EVERYWHERE 😭😭
Right like as soon as he said Jimin my brain stopped and i was like "HOW DOES HE KNOW"
He called me out as well😅 but it’s ture😂
Ah yes, Riverdale, I've been watching from the beginning and it's been crazy.
also, the show hasn't always been set in the 50s there was an asteroid and they got sent back in time so that they could change the future so they could survive in their future, but they didn't end up getting sent back to the present day cause jugheads girlfriend Tabitha (a time-traveling Angel. I'm not kidding) tangled the timelines into one. ik it's crazy, I kinda wouldn't have it any other way though.
Oh my god. This is so bad 😭 thanks for clearing it up
This is such a crazy sentence to read 😭
As a die hard Supernatural fan that has never seen Riverdale, it sounds like a normal show! LoL Gotta love those CW shows.
I just got whiplash ten times WHAT
That’s insane
As someone who has been in many polyamorous relationships, I’m gonna say no not entirely accurate but sometimes maybe 😂😂, also they 100% didn’t show the two men kiss because lesbians are “hot” and gay men are “gross”
I think it’s more because Archie and Jughead are childhood best friends, whereas in the show (it’s different in the comics), Betty and Veronica meet in high school, so they don’t have that sort of sisterly connection. Archie and Jughead are like brothers.
@@KitBarKat21 that doesn't sound right. Childhood friends, best friends and people who've been in the same class from 1st grade to senior high/ college date and have dated.
@@Zzz-ff1np Yeah, that’s a good point. It felt like they were all hooking up though, never really officially dating or in relationships with each other. Not during their poly phase, at least.
@@KitBarKat21i think its more just bad/lazy writing of polyamory + male actors being uncomfortable playing a gay character
Was literally gonna say that!
I REALLY want Cooper to make a series of him reacting to each episode of Riverdale, I feel like it'd be SO funny
I forgot I was already watching this on 1.25x, and still barely even noticed when you put Riverdale on 2x. That's how mind-numingly slow that show is.
In an alternative universe, Cooper would star in Riverdale 👀
Let’s be fr he’d be Jughead😂
A better one 😅
He absolutely needs to be in a ghost hunting video I think we would all watch that 😂
definitely lmao
He's already filmed it and said it will be uploaded for Halloween (or maybe early October, I can't remember)
Definitely, that would be awesome hahaha
yes to the ghost hunting video. all of the yes. i could see you showing so much appreciation for places and their energies and i feel like you would so real and respectful. much needed for youtube.
Cooper, I'm a very recent subscriber who just binged all your videos the past 2 days. I love how you seem to never prewatch what you're reacting to because your reactions seem so much more genuine and fun compared to other commentary youtubers! And I also love how you tell us you love us, it's so sweet. Thanks for the great video ❤
Welcome to the fam. We are all in love with him👍
BRO WHEN JUGHEAD WAS TALKING AT THE BEGINNING (9:31) THEY FULL ON STOLE HIS AND BETTY’S LINES. THOSE ARE ALMOST WORD FOR WORD FROM A PLAY CALLED “OUR TOWN”
Especially the
B: why should it be painful?
J: Because you won’t just be living that day, you’ll be seeing yourself live it
LOWKEY LIVID ITS ALMOST WORD FOR WORD- EMILY (from the play) DOES NOT DESERVE THIS DISRESPECT
It’s from the graveyard (act 3) when she’s ALREADY dead, not just about to die, and she being buried. It’s actually really emotional when acted well, all of the ghosts in the graveyard warn her not to go back because they know it will hurt her, but she goes back and relives her 12th birthday and has a monologue about appreciating life for everyday that you have, especially the small things that we as humans tend to overlook. I did this play last year that’s why I remember it so well lol
ALSO
14:02 is from the play too!! This whole ep is definitely based on the play. I bet they didn’t think anyone would notice because it’s from 1913. Jokes on them, I’m a theater nerd with way to much time on my hands. That part in the play is because Emily didn’t realize how much time had passed even though it had only been like 10 years. She was about 22 when she died (she died in childbirth). But she actually does talk that way and ngl it makes more sense because it was literally written in the 1910’s. And the difference is she makes those exclamations to herself, not actually to her mom. Because she’s literally watching herself live it, she’s not just in her body and living through it. Wth Riverdale lol
You probably wouldn’t have the context if you watched the other episodes, cuz it’s mostly based on the play 💀
BRUH this is so frustrating because it makes sense in the context of the play that she’s like “is this real or a dream?” Because she’s already been clearly established as dead BRUH
49:50 dude they even stole the ending - like I knew it was coming but it was still a disappointment 😒
Also it probably seems like nothing happened because they just copied act 3, none of the rest of the play. Actually, even so not that much happens in the play, because it’s pretty much just 3 days in Emily’s life, a random day when she’s about 16, her wedding and her funeral. But yeah, the play is all about finding the beauty in daily life lol
best comment on this video
I was looking for this comment!! It just screams bad knock off Our Town ending 😭
Yeah everyone comparing it to Scrooge and I’m here like “wait, was that Our Town?”
I *knew* that was familiar from somewhere!!
I get what you’re saying, but as someone who has never heard about this play, I think this reference is innocent especially if people (like me) learn about the old play thanks to the reference (this is not the first time Riverdale has referenced/paid tribute to other plays, so I think it’s safe to say the writers are all theater nerds, like yourself!) Also, I hate to nitpick, because like I said I know nothing about this play, but someone’s wedding day or funeral day is hardly “everyday” life, so that’s kind of a mixed message, isn’t it?
when cooper posts, it turns into the best day ever
edit: as someone who (unfortunately) is addicted to Riverdale, seeing him so confused is so funny cuz it's the most bizarre show
yes
True
Thinking bout praying to this 🙏
@@And-ii6ym your a real one, I'm thinking about praying to you 🙏
@@tallyzeditzi choked about this comment XD
this episode is giving 13 year-old writing a wattpad fanfic
Riverdale was based on a comic from 1941. The last episode was the only one that actually takes place when the comic does
i have so many conflicting feelings about the quad thing.... like ive always loved the idea of solving a love triangle with polyamory but WHY DID IT HAVE TO BE RIVERDALE THAT DID IT
I don’t know if it’s simply because I don’t like teenagers drama or because I grew up with the Archie comics, but everything about what I heard about Riverdale (because I never watched it) made me angry. They only used the Archie characters to get attention to their show and without needing to create original characters - even if they still technically did, because aside from their name and their physics, they are nothing alike to the comics. Also, the AroAce erasure is something that was pushed aside because people don’t feel like it’s important, but it is! So many aroace grew up being able to relate to Jughead and they threw it away and also made him dirty, going from the sarcastic likeable guy to whatever happened to him in the show.
(Also, the change in genre feel, to me, similar to how they messed up with ‘Velma’. That’s not what the fan of the original work want to watch, so why make it inspired from it?)
Okay I'm glad I'm not the only one
Yeah…I don’t know what the Riverdale directors were thinking when they made the show. I’m also super sad the AroAce representation was erased.
Yeah same, I heard about all this controversy when jughead was first confirmed Allo I was so crushed then cuz we had so little rep and I remember people being excited for his rep only for the series to just not. Also legit they rebooted the whole universe to appear more accurate to the comics and had other sexuality rep and a rushed polyam relationship but still didn't bother to give that rep
THANK YOU FOR SAYING THIS.
I was a huge fan of the comics as well, and while it did end up being really wacky with like, crossovers with The Punisher and stuff, the original comic was mostly just slice-of-life stuff happening. There were odd little one-off adventures and situations (I remember in one comic Betty got a head injury and could temporarily read minds), but the storyline would mostly only last thru that one comic, and you could tell that it wasn't meant to be canon or anything. I feel like they tried to take the sometimes silly stuff and just run with it. And then they kept running and running and never stopped. I never watched the first season, but from what I can tell, even though it's obviously supposed to be darker than the comics, it seemed kind of rooted in reality but with a little mystery thrown in. I have no clue why they decided to go batshit insane with it. But one of the main writers used to write for Glee once *that* show started really going off the rails, so I can't say I'm that shocked. I seriously want to know if Riverdale is the result of the biggest coke binge in the writers room known to man, or if they were just that demented on their own. Honestly, if it's the latter, I respect it.💀
I love how cooper is so pleased by watching a show on 2x speed
“Ohhh she died and her heaven is… more Riverdale?!” Was a perfect line lol, laughed out loud
i love how he admits to never seeing any other episode but also asks if all the things that are pay off are pay offs 😂
the show is apparently just THAT predictable 😂🤦♀️
Cheryl’s literally crazy but she’s also the only character I like from this show
I'm 60, and I definitely got the "Are You There God..." reference. Since 1970, there hasn't been a girl in middle school who hasn't read the book. It's a right of passage. 😊
Thank you Roberto for teaching a generation of future or aspiring writers that if nothing else, no matter what bad things befall your writing, no matter how many edits you have to do, no matter what self doubt you’ll come across over and over… rest assured that it could be worse.
At least you had nothing to do with writing Riverdale.
Riverdale is very confusing if you havent seen the whole show, so the show actually begins more around 2020 ish then in season 6 they got sent back to 1950 because of a comet hitting them. they then live out the rest of their lives in the 1950s so then betty is old she is in the present even though it began with them in the present as teens
@@choccy_bagel(he has no idea about the angel and the phenix powers that fixed everything ever)
I'm so sorry, A TIME TRAVELING FUCKING COMET????? HOW THS FUCK DOES THAT WORK???????? HOLY SHIT I NEED TO WATCH IT NOW.
Um. What?
@@Fruity0418 Yes so cheryl did try to fix the comet with her phoenix powers but it did not work. and tabitha tried but couldn't fix everything so they are stuck in the 50's
thanks this cleared up NOTHING
I LOVE THE HAMILTON REFERENCE, I NEED MORE COOPER HAMILTON VERSION CONTENT
first 20 minutes in and i have fully deduced that cooper watches drag race. from the “read and serve attitude” bit to the entire bit about drag, and i’m LIVING for it as a drag race fan. yippee
I love watching Cooper say everything that goes through his head. It really feels like we're going through this absurd journey with him lol
We all have to agree that his fashion sense is so freaking awesome
Agreed
The actress who plays Betty’s mom was on Twin Peaks and the main character in Twin Peaks is named Cooper so I need Cooper to watch and review the show.
As someone who watched all the episodes of Riverdale, its so weird that Cooper has no idea what happened that season is so funny.
You should go back and either watch only the first episode of every season or only the last. It’s wild how insane this show has been over the years.
he should watch the first and last episodes of every season and try to piece together everything that happened 💀💀💀
@@accaliaaaa23 I second this motion
16:51 - GUSTAV SIGHTING
18:48 - MORE OF THE BOI
21:00 - Carrot boi
21:20 - Almost a carrot catastrophe
🤍🦴🤍
A carrot-tastrophe
6:45 love how he did actually end up making a ghost hunting video :D
Found another film cooper Bingerrrr. I love all his stuff so much I rewatch 10’s of times
this whole thing is actually referencing the play Our Town by Thornton Wilder!! the main character dies & this guy tells her she can pick one day to go back to but it will be sad to watch. she hugs her mom in the kitchen and is like "you're alive??" and it goes over every character in the show & what they went on to do and how they died. the show ends with the girl giving this big monologue where she says goodbye to all the things she misses that she didn't appreciate enough while she was alive
I love how Cooper just predicts everything that happens right before it does.
it's so easy with this type of show, it's just so predictable
i stopped watching this show years ago, no idea they kept going. thanks for the post cooper :]
NOT THE " :] "
It brought me a lot of unexpected joy to see someone using this
I could not make it through the first season lol
I watched it up to the fourth season before I decided it was too much
@@mariahlamb2983same! I love seeing ppl use these cute lil emoticons. ;3✨
same. I was like, Ooh! Murder mystery? Cool!
and never made it past the first two episodes °^°
The fact that Cooper knows Andy made my day. I think I'm gonna eat my couch if they don't collab.
i get and love the Are You There God, It’s Me Margaret reference and im so happy i got to hear cooper make that reference
i love how cooper went from bashing the show to being a drag queen. he would make a grate drag queen👌
He absolutely would 😁
His drag name could be Betty Cooper 😂
@@markipliertrash1562you have commented 98 times on his channel
riverdale was insane. i remember when archie goes to war and people on tumblr were trying to find out which war based on the uniform he had n everything 💀
He went to war?!!! I stopped watched when he went to prison 😭😭
cooper doing/saying one absolutely unhinged thing and then latching onto it and sprinkling it throughout the video is my new favourite thing
I got your Margaret reference! This was amazing! Cooper is my spirit animal🤣
I love this man’s chaotic energy so much
holy crap, not even a minute in and your hair is STUNNING 🫶
THATS WHAT IM SAYING
I love the chaos that is cooper videos. The two times speed and the going down the stairs edit have me dying 😂
havent seen riverdale either lmao also yes ghost hunting to feel the kenergy
Ive been watching for a while now and its so fun to see cooper grow and see his Channel along with the fanbase i love being a weirdo
A COOPER A DAY KEEPS THE SADNESS AWAY
SO TRUE
I NEVER THOUGHT COOPER WOULD BE A HAMILTON FAN BUT IT MAKES SO MUCH SENSE NOW
Making a show based on Archie comics was an insane play to start with honestly
I love watching Cooper when I need to turn my brain off because he basically just says everything I think!
I wish Dylan and Cooper could do a review together. That'd be epic
This is exactly what I was thinking.
Cooper “that’s a homeschool outfit” 😭😭
something about you confidently getting all the names wrong is so iconic 😂
as someone who kept up w riverdale in the beginning and now can’t stop watching cus i am too invested i can tell this is gonna be painful
"posters of Jimin EVERYWHERE"😭😭💀
Cooper is such an amazing person with such a fun personality, he deserves the world.
HE GETS IT!!!!! “It’s so badly made but I love it” it’s like a modern teenager murder soap drama, like it’s awful but I can’t stop watchinggggg
This makes me want to go figure out wtf happened in this show lmao. I watched the first 2 seasons and they honestly weren't too bad (granted it was when I was in highschool)
Sameee! I remember a friend and I watching it every Wednesday for the first 2 seasons
I got as far as the season with the cult and underground bunker. I was waiting for the show to wrap up to see how they resolve all that, now i see they got wilder with a time-travelling angel arc and half-assed polyamory 😂 It's going to be fun going back to it
I’m screaming at him being 2 minutes into the video “YOU NEED TO WATCH THE SERIES TO UNDERSTAND THE LAST EPISODE!!”
The cackling walk/run. i can’t take that omfg 💀💀💀💀💀 you are a gem of a creator
One thing I kept in mind while getting through all of Riverdale's not-so-great seasons, was the fact that I think they were just trying to portray the show in the same way they did the Archie Comics. It just failed to translate well. The comics themselves had all kinds of different spin offs, realities, misadventures and the issues varied greatly from one another. Just my opinion though, it very well may have been horrendous writing and nothing more lol
reggie is so real for wanting to sacrifice his basketball career to make out with a bunch of baddies (and cole sprouse ig…)