I love that Cooper thinks Cheryl is the only character that acts normal, when really she says things like "Goon from Saskatoon" unironically and also kept her brother's corpse in her basement
Those memories of everything prior to this season are null and void. Then again, the gang was shown the memories of their past 21st century lives and was given the choice on whether or not each member wanted to know about 'em.
I kind of want Cooper to watch the whole show, just so he can experience my favourite underrated Riverdale line, which is when actual respected actor Skeet Ulrich has to deliver the line "you been dealin' jingle jangle, boy?!?" with the urgency of a serious crime drama.
Him saying that Cheryl (Macy) is rooted in reality is laughable. She was so sad about her twin brothers death she dug up his grave and hid his body in the basement, she has nearly killed herself every season, set her house on fire, joined a cult, started a cult, has tried to murder everyone at least once, was really an old ass cursed lady who could never die because she was too gay, oh and thought she was really a triplet but ate the third in the womb and was being haunted by him. This is not even all of it. Also, SO IM BLAMING COLE SPROUSE
I used to get drunk and watch Riverdale and take a drink every time a character said something nobody would ever say in real life. Had to stop watching in season 3 because I was afraid I was going to give myself alcohol poisoning and Riverdale is not watchable sober
I love watching Cooper attempt to analyse a show that literally it’s own cast didn’t take seriously, the amount of time travel and weird shit that happened was crazy
@@ryleighw2894 oh yeah in season 5 they skip from graduation to like 7 years later and then in season 6 they get superpowers and they go back to 1700 (??) and then they go back to present day, and then in season 7 they went to the 50s because of a comet that hits riverdale
@@ashegrey3042I haven't seen it, but I've watched recaps of every episode of it. I think the best way to explain it is that they tried every genre and never really stuck to one or two, but fantasy got in there and stayed with like 4 others. Yes, it is a terrible show.
I remember, when I watched the third season, found out about the farm cult and never watched it again, thinking it could not get worse... I apparently missed aliens, explosion of a bed, alternative dimensions, wizards and time travel
It’s always super clear when someone who isn’t polyamorous writes a polyamorous storyline as a way out of having a character make a decision. And it’s absolutely hilarious.
yeah, like vicki christina barcelona - was a popular film in my poly community but the relationship there are messy af we need more wholesome representation!
I loved the polyam throuple in the end of sense8 as a solution to a love triangle though. It actually felt kind of natural and not just like the writers were avoiding Kala making a decision, but instead like it was def planned that way from the start.
@@idonotresidehere.5709 The difference is that Sense8 was made by queer women, and there were a lot of queer ppl in general involved with the creation of that show. Plus they had at least one other openly poly group in the show right from the beginning (Amanita's parents) so it felt way less like... sensationalized? if that makes sense? Like Riverdale wanted you to think of this poly thing as one of their ongoing "oh this show is so unhinged and weird" arcs, treating it like some sort of circus curio, where with Sense8 it was just a normal thing that people do when it makes sense for them.
Bro I've never watched Riverdale but I looked up why they're in the 1950's now and I'm even more confused "As of the show's final episode, yes, they are actually in the 1950s. This is a result of Tabitha, who is a Guardian Angel, weaving all the different Riverdale timelines and multiverses together into a single path. By choosing to keep them in 1955, she placed the characters in their original Archie Comics atmosphere."
I actually kind of like the idea that the Archie comics are now canonically present day teenagers who got to go live in the 1940s. Thus forcing the relatability of the original comics despite their asynchronocity. But of course all the other bogus BS makes this lame. If this had been the only trippy part of the show I would kinda dig it. Recontextualizing the 40s is interesting to me.
1:22 Listen, it makes perfectly good sense: they went back in time to 1955 after cheryl got rid of the comet, using all their combined magic powers and everyone came back from the sweat hereafter, including a baby that wasn't even born in IRL (only in the sweet hereafter) and then they got stuck in 1955 when angel Tabitha untangled all the timelines, but she gave them back their memories, so they remembered both timelines. oh also, Rivervale exists in a bubble where a version of Jughead must write forever for Rivervale to continue to exist.
I love it when Cooper goes on his tangents Also well there were cults, organ harvesting, teenagers in charge of motorcycle gangs full of grown men, dead brothers' corpses in the basement, serial killer dads, serial killer genes, daddykins, superpowers, witches, time travel, cult leader rocketships and that's what you missed on Riverdale...I think? I stopped s2 You know what? We need to respect people who watched from 1x01 to 7xWhatever episode the show ended on because we don’t know the triumphs and defeats, the epic mid and lows of terrible teen television.
I cant believe you didnt mention how betty had to do a strip tease dance infront of the whole motorcycle gang of grown men including her boyfriends father and future mothers boyfriend
Lmaoo wth I had no idea it was that off the rails I tried to watch it several years ago but it wasn’t at all what I expected and I also hated it so I gave up. My cousin loves it??? I don’t trust her anymore and if I had a will she would be cut out
I got a jumpscare cuz I def zoned out until Betty said Modesto which is right around where I grew up and its wild to me every time its mentioned cuz I never think of it as a place people know about until you're from the Central Valley or know people in the Central Valley. (or you're like really into true crime).
Forsythe was jughead’s real names in archie comics too. He also had a baby sister named Forsythia and if anyone spoke her name they’d have super bad luck for a day or somethin idk the comics were also kinda bonkers in their own right. Cheryl and her brother were also kinda super incest-y in the comics. Idk man.
Honestly. I loved the first two seasons. It was interesting and somewhat rooted in reality and then it’s like all of the writers started doing acid as they brainstormed plot lines.
same i actually enjoyed season 1 and even season 2 ! i was so excited to see how it progressed and then season 3 came out and i lost all interest. its now just a staple in our culture, or a stain depending on your view
As a poly person in a poly relationship, this is not how mine is, and not how most are. Imo, the poly couples that get together from borderline cheating don't usually go well. Like open and honest and real communication is one of the most important parts in a poly relationship working?
One of the many things that made me mad about this show was that in the original comic, Jughead was actually ace (and he was an absolute sweetheart) and they basically just erased all that for the sake of drama and oversexualizing teenage romance 😒
As someone who has been in many polyamorous relationships, I’m gonna say no not entirely accurate but sometimes maybe 😂😂, also they 100% didn’t show the two men kiss because lesbians are “hot” and gay men are “gross”
I think it’s more because Archie and Jughead are childhood best friends, whereas in the show (it’s different in the comics), Betty and Veronica meet in high school, so they don’t have that sort of sisterly connection. Archie and Jughead are like brothers.
@@KitBarKat21 that doesn't sound right. Childhood friends, best friends and people who've been in the same class from 1st grade to senior high/ college date and have dated.
@@Zzz-ff1np Yeah, that’s a good point. It felt like they were all hooking up though, never really officially dating or in relationships with each other. Not during their poly phase, at least.
There are. You can find them in a bar that they go to so frequently at the same time that there’s a drink waiting for them when they show up. The bartenders prepare themselves before they get there mentally- usually by fixing the smile on thier face and getting out the eye rolls that they want desperately to do the moment that they yell hello the moment they walk in the door. They always sit at the bar And they will tell anyone within arms distance the story of the “good ol’ days” and sort of act like they are part of the bar staff with new people. Will use any opportunity to relate whatever is being talked about to one of the three stories that they regurgitate on a loop. Call all staff by their first names loudly so everyone can hear how (in thier mind) that they are somehow special here and that holds some sort of clout. It’s sad, sometimes annoying, but they are mostly harmless.
when cooper posts, it turns into the best day ever edit: as someone who (unfortunately) is addicted to Riverdale, seeing him so confused is so funny cuz it's the most bizarre show
I'm glad you did the fast-forwarding, it made it all the more tolerable. I watched the first season of "Riverdale", and actually liked it, a dark take on the "Archie" comics. But it's devolved ever since. Now, that's a bit presumptuous, as I eventually phased out my viewing of it by early season 4 because it had just become overly...something/everything. It seemed to take itself far too seriously, and the plot "twists" became eye-rolling bad. Also, by THEN, all of these "high school kids", who were close to age appropriate when it started, were obviously well into their 20s. Or beyond.
20:35 "She seems like the only character who is based in reality." Me: *flashbacks to when she claimed that she was the queen of the bees and a witch and ran a cult*
Ah yes, Riverdale, I've been watching from the beginning and it's been crazy. also, the show hasn't always been set in the 50s there was an asteroid and they got sent back in time so that they could change the future so they could survive in their future, but they didn't end up getting sent back to the present day cause jugheads girlfriend Tabitha (a time-traveling Angel. I'm not kidding) tangled the timelines into one. ik it's crazy, I kinda wouldn't have it any other way though.
Cooper, I'm a very recent subscriber who just binged all your videos the past 2 days. I love how you seem to never prewatch what you're reacting to because your reactions seem so much more genuine and fun compared to other commentary youtubers! And I also love how you tell us you love us, it's so sweet. Thanks for the great video ❤
BRO WHEN JUGHEAD WAS TALKING AT THE BEGINNING (9:31) THEY FULL ON STOLE HIS AND BETTY’S LINES. THOSE ARE ALMOST WORD FOR WORD FROM A PLAY CALLED “OUR TOWN” Especially the B: why should it be painful? J: Because you won’t just be living that day, you’ll be seeing yourself live it LOWKEY LIVID ITS ALMOST WORD FOR WORD- EMILY (from the play) DOES NOT DESERVE THIS DISRESPECT It’s from the graveyard (act 3) when she’s ALREADY dead, not just about to die, and she being buried. It’s actually really emotional when acted well, all of the ghosts in the graveyard warn her not to go back because they know it will hurt her, but she goes back and relives her 12th birthday and has a monologue about appreciating life for everyday that you have, especially the small things that we as humans tend to overlook. I did this play last year that’s why I remember it so well lol ALSO 14:02 is from the play too!! This whole ep is definitely based on the play. I bet they didn’t think anyone would notice because it’s from 1913. Jokes on them, I’m a theater nerd with way to much time on my hands. That part in the play is because Emily didn’t realize how much time had passed even though it had only been like 10 years. She was about 22 when she died (she died in childbirth). But she actually does talk that way and ngl it makes more sense because it was literally written in the 1910’s. And the difference is she makes those exclamations to herself, not actually to her mom. Because she’s literally watching herself live it, she’s not just in her body and living through it. Wth Riverdale lol You probably wouldn’t have the context if you watched the other episodes, cuz it’s mostly based on the play 💀 BRUH this is so frustrating because it makes sense in the context of the play that she’s like “is this real or a dream?” Because she’s already been clearly established as dead BRUH 49:50 dude they even stole the ending - like I knew it was coming but it was still a disappointment 😒 Also it probably seems like nothing happened because they just copied act 3, none of the rest of the play. Actually, even so not that much happens in the play, because it’s pretty much just 3 days in Emily’s life, a random day when she’s about 16, her wedding and her funeral. But yeah, the play is all about finding the beauty in daily life lol
I get what you’re saying, but as someone who has never heard about this play, I think this reference is innocent especially if people (like me) learn about the old play thanks to the reference (this is not the first time Riverdale has referenced/paid tribute to other plays, so I think it’s safe to say the writers are all theater nerds, like yourself!) Also, I hate to nitpick, because like I said I know nothing about this play, but someone’s wedding day or funeral day is hardly “everyday” life, so that’s kind of a mixed message, isn’t it?
It's a reference. They didn't "steal" the lines they made a reference because earlier in the season veronica was saying she was going to star in an adaptation of our town and its probably based off of that. all the quotes that are supposedly stolen are references. you don't have to like the show but claiming its just stealing random shit is disingenuous and you look like an ass cuz you clearly don't know what you're talking about lol
Thank you Roberto for teaching a generation of future or aspiring writers that if nothing else, no matter what bad things befall your writing, no matter how many edits you have to do, no matter what self doubt you’ll come across over and over… rest assured that it could be worse. At least you had nothing to do with writing Riverdale.
i have so many conflicting feelings about the quad thing.... like ive always loved the idea of solving a love triangle with polyamory but WHY DID IT HAVE TO BE RIVERDALE THAT DID IT
The thing with Riverdale is that you can just watch the seasons without watching the other ones because they completely forget about the entire plot every season.
yes to the ghost hunting video. all of the yes. i could see you showing so much appreciation for places and their energies and i feel like you would so real and respectful. much needed for youtube.
Riverdale is very confusing if you havent seen the whole show, so the show actually begins more around 2020 ish then in season 6 they got sent back to 1950 because of a comet hitting them. they then live out the rest of their lives in the 1950s so then betty is old she is in the present even though it began with them in the present as teens
@@Fruity0418 Yes so cheryl did try to fix the comet with her phoenix powers but it did not work. and tabitha tried but couldn't fix everything so they are stuck in the 50's
I am polyamorous. This is awful representation indeed. 1) it would’ve been integral to poly representation to show all of the numerous ongoing convos they’re each having about boundaries and feelings and styles and whatnot 2) yeah they’re all cheating on each other, which is not the same as being polyamorous (cheating is NOT consensual between all parties involved, which is what they display throughout their show, but in polyamory, all parties are informed, aware, and consenting) 3) cheating and then pulling “they’re all in a squad”… Like it doesn’t match up for the viewers, clearly doesn’t align within their own universe, and also perpetuates a gross stereotype to the general public that’s already heavily believed. 4) then they throw in that gross toxicity of “i like you the best”- comparison is the killer of love and any healthy poly practicing person would display that. Hats off to you for the vid Coop, heavily appreciate being able to have your filter for this lol
Okay, starting Riverdale in season 7 is like asking to have a stroke. Nothing makes senses when you have seen the first 6 seasons, i can't imagine jumping into season 7 without context, or with context to be honest. This show has become a fever dream i don't think i could relive. Lol
One thing I kept in mind while getting through all of Riverdale's not-so-great seasons, was the fact that I think they were just trying to portray the show in the same way they did the Archie Comics. It just failed to translate well. The comics themselves had all kinds of different spin offs, realities, misadventures and the issues varied greatly from one another. Just my opinion though, it very well may have been horrendous writing and nothing more lol
I literally just started binge re-watching Riverdale S1 tonight after years (never got past S3) and now I see this from Cooper in the same day! Must be some Riverdale in the air😄
riverdale was insane. i remember when archie goes to war and people on tumblr were trying to find out which war based on the uniform he had n everything 💀
this whole thing is actually referencing the play Our Town by Thornton Wilder!! the main character dies & this guy tells her she can pick one day to go back to but it will be sad to watch. she hugs her mom in the kitchen and is like "you're alive??" and it goes over every character in the show & what they went on to do and how they died. the show ends with the girl giving this big monologue where she says goodbye to all the things she misses that she didn't appreciate enough while she was alive
This makes me want to go figure out wtf happened in this show lmao. I watched the first 2 seasons and they honestly weren't too bad (granted it was when I was in highschool)
I got as far as the season with the cult and underground bunker. I was waiting for the show to wrap up to see how they resolve all that, now i see they got wilder with a time-travelling angel arc and half-assed polyamory 😂 It's going to be fun going back to it
it’s so funny that Cooper is going absolutely insane and tearing this up even though this is probably one of the more tame episodes, maybe in this season
is it just me, or at 33:45 when Cole is talking, the 2x speed makes him sound like he's the narrator of a mesothelioma first class action lawsuit commercial?? thank you for this laugh, Cooper. 100/10.
Cooper only jumping onto Riverdale at the very end means he’s never known the triumphs and defeats, the epic highs and lows of HIGH SCHOOL FOOTBALL!!!
Hah! Perfect comment. Made me laugh.
BRO STOP 😭😭😭😭
Noooo, I hate you all 😭
This sounds like the most boring inside joke I have ever heard
@@Tk-nf2xdlike its not even that funny…
I love that Cooper thinks Cheryl is the only character that acts normal, when really she says things like "Goon from Saskatoon" unironically and also kept her brother's corpse in her basement
Don’t forget, she’s coo coo bananas for Toni
I only saw the first reason and a bit of season two. I'm still convinced she was in love with her brother
@@kittkat9139 I feel like they made her Sapphic cause after the whole polly Jason blood related reveal they were like "Okay maybe too much incest"
Those aren’t normal things…??
And like she wasn't a witch
I love how Cooper makes the same type of “I’m a weirdo I don’t fit it and I don’t wanna fit in” joke
agreed
i wish i had that mindset. grr
I love him
KMAO
Cuz im a creeeeeeepp im a weirdoo 😫☝️
Betty literally kidnapped and tortured people but her bigest regret was not getting her yearbook??? lmao
oh l
Wait what??
Those memories of everything prior to this season are null and void.
Then again, the gang was shown the memories of their past 21st century lives and was given the choice on whether or not each member wanted to know about 'em.
WOAH
no she didn't
I kind of want Cooper to watch the whole show, just so he can experience my favourite underrated Riverdale line, which is when actual respected actor Skeet Ulrich has to deliver the line "you been dealin' jingle jangle, boy?!?" with the urgency of a serious crime drama.
anyone please tell me when this happens. this sound so funny 🤣
skeet ulrich is a beautiful man
That's probably the only thing I liked about the show lol 😂
Not my Billy!
I've never watched the show but my favourite pos line was the one about the "triumphs and defeats, the epic highs and lows of highschool football"
Him saying that Cheryl (Macy) is rooted in reality is laughable. She was so sad about her twin brothers death she dug up his grave and hid his body in the basement, she has nearly killed herself every season, set her house on fire, joined a cult, started a cult, has tried to murder everyone at least once, was really an old ass cursed lady who could never die because she was too gay, oh and thought she was really a triplet but ate the third in the womb and was being haunted by him. This is not even all of it.
Also, SO IM BLAMING COLE SPROUSE
So, set in reality. 😂
DOWN WITH COLE SPROUSE
old ass cursed lady who could never die because she was too gay is who i aspire to be
Lmfao
rr rrrrpr
I used to get drunk and watch Riverdale and take a drink every time a character said something nobody would ever say in real life. Had to stop watching in season 3 because I was afraid I was going to give myself alcohol poisoning and Riverdale is not watchable sober
Damn- 😭
GSSATCAGFU
Damn. This is a drinking game I might dare to try.
Oh hey me too!
Im surprised you made it to season 3 not giving up on the first one
I love watching Cooper attempt to analyse a show that literally it’s own cast didn’t take seriously, the amount of time travel and weird shit that happened was crazy
Time teavel !?!?!?😊
WHAT DO YOU MEAN TIME TRAVEL?! I stopped watching the show, and this is a very genuine question
@@ryleighw2894 oh yeah in season 5 they skip from graduation to like 7 years later and then in season 6 they get superpowers and they go back to 1700 (??) and then they go back to present day, and then in season 7 they went to the 50s because of a comet that hits riverdale
i’ve never seen this show is it sci-if?! lmao wtf how is there time travel?! like ACTUAL time travel?
@@ashegrey3042I haven't seen it, but I've watched recaps of every episode of it. I think the best way to explain it is that they tried every genre and never really stuck to one or two, but fantasy got in there and stayed with like 4 others. Yes, it is a terrible show.
Don’t cry because it happened, smile because it’s over
HAHAHAHA
I remember, when I watched the third season, found out about the farm cult and never watched it again, thinking it could not get worse... I apparently missed aliens, explosion of a bed, alternative dimensions, wizards and time travel
wait is riverdale a SCI-FI?!
@@ashegrey3042 it's every genre you could think of apparently
HOLD ON I stopped at the same time. You're KIDDING
@@lillylava5569yo that's so cool
I remember I saw trailers for the 4th season and thought it looked bad so I never started but I heard that it got insane and kept my distance.
It’s always super clear when someone who isn’t polyamorous writes a polyamorous storyline as a way out of having a character make a decision. And it’s absolutely hilarious.
The producers basically said “merry Christmas all your ships are real now at the same time”
yeah, like vicki christina barcelona - was a popular film in my poly community but the relationship there are messy af
we need more wholesome representation!
I loved the polyam throuple in the end of sense8 as a solution to a love triangle though. It actually felt kind of natural and not just like the writers were avoiding Kala making a decision, but instead like it was def planned that way from the start.
@@idonotresidehere.5709 The difference is that Sense8 was made by queer women, and there were a lot of queer ppl in general involved with the creation of that show. Plus they had at least one other openly poly group in the show right from the beginning (Amanita's parents) so it felt way less like... sensationalized? if that makes sense? Like Riverdale wanted you to think of this poly thing as one of their ongoing "oh this show is so unhinged and weird" arcs, treating it like some sort of circus curio, where with Sense8 it was just a normal thing that people do when it makes sense for them.
@@thefortysecond YES EXACTLY
Cooper being confused about the timeline the whole time is a freaking mood
I love that you typed “copper” instead of Cooper. Thanks for making me laugh tonight 😊
Who's Copper 🤨
@@emmmahezw Pls I just realized I misspelled his name I’m so stupid😭
WHEN I read this at first it said “copper” then while you edited it i looked back and it was “cooper” i thought i was losing my mind
@@johann-wp7lj no sorry just changed it cuz I died of embarrassment
This show's cast deserve some special award for delivering all those pure cringe lines and not dying of embarrassment. True stoics. Brave hearts.
Bro I've never watched Riverdale but I looked up why they're in the 1950's now and I'm even more confused "As of the show's final episode, yes, they are actually in the 1950s. This is a result of Tabitha, who is a Guardian Angel, weaving all the different Riverdale timelines and multiverses together into a single path. By choosing to keep them in 1955, she placed the characters in their original Archie Comics atmosphere."
Wtf
Who came up with this 😭
You sound like you're on a trip 😭
@@mirimarianaI don’t get it? What’d they do
I actually kind of like the idea that the Archie comics are now canonically present day teenagers who got to go live in the 1940s. Thus forcing the relatability of the original comics despite their asynchronocity.
But of course all the other bogus BS makes this lame. If this had been the only trippy part of the show I would kinda dig it. Recontextualizing the 40s is interesting to me.
Every time coop cuts to him doing the “ee-Eh-Ee” part I literally laugh so hard 😂
I was looking for this comment 😆
I got this comment to 69 likes hahahahaha
1:22 Listen, it makes perfectly good sense: they went back in time to 1955 after cheryl got rid of the comet, using all their combined magic powers and everyone came back from the sweat hereafter, including a baby that wasn't even born in IRL (only in the sweet hereafter) and then they got stuck in 1955 when angel Tabitha untangled all the timelines, but she gave them back their memories, so they remembered both timelines. oh also, Rivervale exists in a bubble where a version of Jughead must write forever for Rivervale to continue to exist.
Excuse me?
This could all be false and I'd still buy it based on the memes
i literally cannot tell if you’re joking
😂 wait can someone please confirm if this is real or just taking the piss?
@@noone-ly6wuit's real
Love that he thought Cheryl was the normal one but she’s literally the most unhinged and psycho person in the entire show
I mean she still makes the show interesting though
Based on everything I’ve heard about the show that can’t be true
I love it when Cooper goes on his tangents
Also well there were cults, organ harvesting, teenagers in charge of motorcycle gangs full of grown men, dead brothers' corpses in the basement, serial killer dads, serial killer genes, daddykins, superpowers, witches, time travel, cult leader rocketships and that's what you missed on Riverdale...I think? I stopped s2
You know what? We need to respect people who watched from 1x01 to 7xWhatever episode the show ended on because we don’t know the triumphs and defeats, the epic mid and lows of terrible teen television.
Bruh all that and it's only season 2 💀
@@isaacc8297 Jesus, you seeing this bro?
I cant believe you didnt mention how betty had to do a strip tease dance infront of the whole motorcycle gang of grown men including her boyfriends father and future mothers boyfriend
Lmaoo wth I had no idea it was that off the rails
I tried to watch it several years ago but it wasn’t at all what I expected and I also hated it so I gave up. My cousin loves it??? I don’t trust her anymore and if I had a will she would be cut out
@@elnombre5597 what in the fuck
As someone who's sister's name is Betty, who is polyamorous, and who grew up in Arkansas, I was jumpscared *multiple* times this video
I got a jumpscare cuz I def zoned out until Betty said Modesto which is right around where I grew up and its wild to me every time its mentioned cuz I never think of it as a place people know about until you're from the Central Valley or know people in the Central Valley. (or you're like really into true crime).
Forsythe was jughead’s real names in archie comics too. He also had a baby sister named Forsythia and if anyone spoke her name they’d have super bad luck for a day or somethin idk the comics were also kinda bonkers in their own right.
Cheryl and her brother were also kinda super incest-y in the comics. Idk man.
what kinda parent names their children forsythe and forsythia
Yeahhh the Archie comics were the first type of comic I read as a kid for the “mature” nature of it and that’s probably why I am how I am now…
If you want to understand Riverdale without watching so many episodes watch Alex Meyer's videos on it. They give a good summary of each season
I literally was gonna say this too. It is the best way.
The Videos of Friendly Space Ninja are great too, there's two of them and they're very long but funny
i was thinking the same thing. thats the only way i’ve kept up with it
With the best musical: Archie’s Abs
The show had so much potential in S1. Sad to see how bad it got.
At first it was simply a teen twin peaks rip off and then it got convoluted and goofy
wdym we got the best show of all times, it takes raw talent to think such aggressively bad plot into existence /j
so true
Honestly. I loved the first two seasons. It was interesting and somewhat rooted in reality and then it’s like all of the writers started doing acid as they brainstormed plot lines.
same i actually enjoyed season 1 and even season 2 ! i was so excited to see how it progressed and then season 3 came out and i lost all interest. its now just a staple in our culture, or a stain depending on your view
Cooper at the beginning: “I’m not gonna pause a lot.”
Also cooper: makes a 53 minute video
lol
As a poly person in a poly relationship, this is not how mine is, and not how most are. Imo, the poly couples that get together from borderline cheating don't usually go well. Like open and honest and real communication is one of the most important parts in a poly relationship working?
One of the many things that made me mad about this show was that in the original comic, Jughead was actually ace (and he was an absolute sweetheart) and they basically just erased all that for the sake of drama and oversexualizing teenage romance 😒
cooper feels more like a friend than a random guy we watch making fun of cole sprouse
Gay friend*
@@adil0028 🤨🤨
@@adil0028He’s not gay cause he likes women but he may be bisexual
@@adil0028he mentioned in a tiktok that he’s bi
ok but the idea of Cooper wearing 6inch heels, screaming a remixed version of You’ll Be Back at the top of his lungs actually sounds dope🤣
yess why isn't anyone talking about it
As someone who has been in many polyamorous relationships, I’m gonna say no not entirely accurate but sometimes maybe 😂😂, also they 100% didn’t show the two men kiss because lesbians are “hot” and gay men are “gross”
I think it’s more because Archie and Jughead are childhood best friends, whereas in the show (it’s different in the comics), Betty and Veronica meet in high school, so they don’t have that sort of sisterly connection. Archie and Jughead are like brothers.
@@KitBarKat21 that doesn't sound right. Childhood friends, best friends and people who've been in the same class from 1st grade to senior high/ college date and have dated.
@@Zzz-ff1np Yeah, that’s a good point. It felt like they were all hooking up though, never really officially dating or in relationships with each other. Not during their poly phase, at least.
@@KitBarKat21i think its more just bad/lazy writing of polyamory + male actors being uncomfortable playing a gay character
Was literally gonna say that!
“can somebody dye his eyebrows NOT that black??” has me cackling every time
God EVERYTIME it cut back to cooper’s rendition of walking down the stairs I lost it. I pray this becomes and recurring bit bc it’s too good
I feel like just watching the series finale without any other context makes more coherent sense than if you were to watch the entirety of it😭
there’s no way that there are actual people that loved high school this much
There are. You can find them in a bar that they go to so frequently at the same time that there’s a drink waiting for them when they show up. The bartenders prepare themselves before they get there mentally- usually by fixing the smile on thier face and getting out the eye rolls that they want desperately to do the moment that they yell hello the moment they walk in the door. They always sit at the bar And they will tell anyone within arms distance the story of the “good ol’ days” and sort of act like they are part of the bar staff with new people. Will use any opportunity to relate whatever is being talked about to one of the three stories that they regurgitate on a loop. Call all staff by their first names loudly so everyone can hear how (in thier mind) that they are somehow special here and that holds some sort of clout.
It’s sad, sometimes annoying, but they are mostly harmless.
@07SapphireLights these are fun to find while traveling because the stories are interesting if you only hear them once or twice.
@@louisdead6761 oh agreed. I am unfortunately employed by a few bars and hear them consistently hahaha.
when cooper posts, it turns into the best day ever
edit: as someone who (unfortunately) is addicted to Riverdale, seeing him so confused is so funny cuz it's the most bizarre show
yes
True
Thinking bout praying to this 🙏
@@And-ii6ym your a real one, I'm thinking about praying to you 🙏
@@tallyzeditzi choked about this comment XD
I'm glad you did the fast-forwarding, it made it all the more tolerable. I watched the first season of "Riverdale", and actually liked it, a dark take on the "Archie" comics. But it's devolved ever since. Now, that's a bit presumptuous, as I eventually phased out my viewing of it by early season 4 because it had just become overly...something/everything. It seemed to take itself far too seriously, and the plot "twists" became eye-rolling bad. Also, by THEN, all of these "high school kids", who were close to age appropriate when it started, were obviously well into their 20s. Or beyond.
I love how Cooper “loves” Cheryl even though she the most psycho one 😂😂😂
20:35 "She seems like the only character who is based in reality."
Me: *flashbacks to when she claimed that she was the queen of the bees and a witch and ran a cult*
Idk man that seems pretty based in reality
she WHAT
@@ladyyyhokage oh don't mind it, just girly things 🥰🥰
Ah yes, Riverdale, I've been watching from the beginning and it's been crazy.
also, the show hasn't always been set in the 50s there was an asteroid and they got sent back in time so that they could change the future so they could survive in their future, but they didn't end up getting sent back to the present day cause jugheads girlfriend Tabitha (a time-traveling Angel. I'm not kidding) tangled the timelines into one. ik it's crazy, I kinda wouldn't have it any other way though.
Oh my god. This is so bad 😭 thanks for clearing it up
This is such a crazy sentence to read 😭
As a die hard Supernatural fan that has never seen Riverdale, it sounds like a normal show! LoL Gotta love those CW shows.
I just got whiplash ten times WHAT
That’s insane
He absolutely needs to be in a ghost hunting video I think we would all watch that 😂
definitely lmao
He's already filmed it and said it will be uploaded for Halloween (or maybe early October, I can't remember)
Definitely, that would be awesome hahaha
Cooper, I'm a very recent subscriber who just binged all your videos the past 2 days. I love how you seem to never prewatch what you're reacting to because your reactions seem so much more genuine and fun compared to other commentary youtubers! And I also love how you tell us you love us, it's so sweet. Thanks for the great video ❤
Welcome to the fam. We are all in love with him👍
i absolutely love coopers enthusiasm about the hard work that drag queens put in
BRO WHEN JUGHEAD WAS TALKING AT THE BEGINNING (9:31) THEY FULL ON STOLE HIS AND BETTY’S LINES. THOSE ARE ALMOST WORD FOR WORD FROM A PLAY CALLED “OUR TOWN”
Especially the
B: why should it be painful?
J: Because you won’t just be living that day, you’ll be seeing yourself live it
LOWKEY LIVID ITS ALMOST WORD FOR WORD- EMILY (from the play) DOES NOT DESERVE THIS DISRESPECT
It’s from the graveyard (act 3) when she’s ALREADY dead, not just about to die, and she being buried. It’s actually really emotional when acted well, all of the ghosts in the graveyard warn her not to go back because they know it will hurt her, but she goes back and relives her 12th birthday and has a monologue about appreciating life for everyday that you have, especially the small things that we as humans tend to overlook. I did this play last year that’s why I remember it so well lol
ALSO
14:02 is from the play too!! This whole ep is definitely based on the play. I bet they didn’t think anyone would notice because it’s from 1913. Jokes on them, I’m a theater nerd with way to much time on my hands. That part in the play is because Emily didn’t realize how much time had passed even though it had only been like 10 years. She was about 22 when she died (she died in childbirth). But she actually does talk that way and ngl it makes more sense because it was literally written in the 1910’s. And the difference is she makes those exclamations to herself, not actually to her mom. Because she’s literally watching herself live it, she’s not just in her body and living through it. Wth Riverdale lol
You probably wouldn’t have the context if you watched the other episodes, cuz it’s mostly based on the play 💀
BRUH this is so frustrating because it makes sense in the context of the play that she’s like “is this real or a dream?” Because she’s already been clearly established as dead BRUH
49:50 dude they even stole the ending - like I knew it was coming but it was still a disappointment 😒
Also it probably seems like nothing happened because they just copied act 3, none of the rest of the play. Actually, even so not that much happens in the play, because it’s pretty much just 3 days in Emily’s life, a random day when she’s about 16, her wedding and her funeral. But yeah, the play is all about finding the beauty in daily life lol
I was looking for this comment!! It just screams bad knock off Our Town ending 😭
Yeah everyone comparing it to Scrooge and I’m here like “wait, was that Our Town?”
I *knew* that was familiar from somewhere!!
I get what you’re saying, but as someone who has never heard about this play, I think this reference is innocent especially if people (like me) learn about the old play thanks to the reference (this is not the first time Riverdale has referenced/paid tribute to other plays, so I think it’s safe to say the writers are all theater nerds, like yourself!) Also, I hate to nitpick, because like I said I know nothing about this play, but someone’s wedding day or funeral day is hardly “everyday” life, so that’s kind of a mixed message, isn’t it?
It's a reference. They didn't "steal" the lines they made a reference because earlier in the season veronica was saying she was going to star in an adaptation of our town and its probably based off of that. all the quotes that are supposedly stolen are references. you don't have to like the show but claiming its just stealing random shit is disingenuous and you look like an ass cuz you clearly don't know what you're talking about lol
Thank you Roberto for teaching a generation of future or aspiring writers that if nothing else, no matter what bad things befall your writing, no matter how many edits you have to do, no matter what self doubt you’ll come across over and over… rest assured that it could be worse.
At least you had nothing to do with writing Riverdale.
i have so many conflicting feelings about the quad thing.... like ive always loved the idea of solving a love triangle with polyamory but WHY DID IT HAVE TO BE RIVERDALE THAT DID IT
The thing with Riverdale is that you can just watch the seasons without watching the other ones because they completely forget about the entire plot every season.
yes to the ghost hunting video. all of the yes. i could see you showing so much appreciation for places and their energies and i feel like you would so real and respectful. much needed for youtube.
In an alternative universe, Cooper would star in Riverdale 👀
Let’s be fr he’d be Jughead😂
A better one 😅
i stopped watching this show years ago, no idea they kept going. thanks for the post cooper :]
NOT THE " :] "
It brought me a lot of unexpected joy to see someone using this
I could not make it through the first season lol
I watched it up to the fourth season before I decided it was too much
@@mariahlamb2983same! I love seeing ppl use these cute lil emoticons. ;3✨
same. I was like, Ooh! Murder mystery? Cool!
and never made it past the first two episodes °^°
Riverdale is very confusing if you havent seen the whole show, so the show actually begins more around 2020 ish then in season 6 they got sent back to 1950 because of a comet hitting them. they then live out the rest of their lives in the 1950s so then betty is old she is in the present even though it began with them in the present as teens
@@choccy_bagel(he has no idea about the angel and the phenix powers that fixed everything ever)
I'm so sorry, A TIME TRAVELING FUCKING COMET????? HOW THS FUCK DOES THAT WORK???????? HOLY SHIT I NEED TO WATCH IT NOW.
Um. What?
@@Fruity0418 Yes so cheryl did try to fix the comet with her phoenix powers but it did not work. and tabitha tried but couldn't fix everything so they are stuck in the 50's
thanks this cleared up NOTHING
I REALLY want Cooper to make a series of him reacting to each episode of Riverdale, I feel like it'd be SO funny
I am polyamorous. This is awful representation indeed. 1) it would’ve been integral to poly representation to show all of the numerous ongoing convos they’re each having about boundaries and feelings and styles and whatnot 2) yeah they’re all cheating on each other, which is not the same as being polyamorous (cheating is NOT consensual between all parties involved, which is what they display throughout their show, but in polyamory, all parties are informed, aware, and consenting) 3) cheating and then pulling “they’re all in a squad”… Like it doesn’t match up for the viewers, clearly doesn’t align within their own universe, and also perpetuates a gross stereotype to the general public that’s already heavily believed. 4) then they throw in that gross toxicity of “i like you the best”- comparison is the killer of love and any healthy poly practicing person would display that.
Hats off to you for the vid Coop, heavily appreciate being able to have your filter for this lol
Have you heard of that poly reality dating show on peacock 😅
You should go back and either watch only the first episode of every season or only the last. It’s wild how insane this show has been over the years.
he should watch the first and last episodes of every season and try to piece together everything that happened 💀💀💀
@@accaliaaaa23 I second this motion
I love how Cooper just predicts everything that happens right before it does.
it's so easy with this type of show, it's just so predictable
I love watching Cooper say everything that goes through his head. It really feels like we're going through this absurd journey with him lol
Okay, starting Riverdale in season 7 is like asking to have a stroke. Nothing makes senses when you have seen the first 6 seasons, i can't imagine jumping into season 7 without context, or with context to be honest. This show has become a fever dream i don't think i could relive. Lol
as a former Riverdale watcher I thoroughly enjoyed watching Cooper call Cheryl normal like she wasn't the craziest mf in the show :)
i love how he admits to never seeing any other episode but also asks if all the things that are pay off are pay offs 😂
the show is apparently just THAT predictable 😂🤦♀️
Ive been watching for a while now and its so fun to see cooper grow and see his Channel along with the fanbase i love being a weirdo
Cheryl’s literally crazy but she’s also the only character I like from this show
cooper liking cheryl bc she acts real is so funny😭😭 we stan a sapphic queen who kept her dead twins corpse in her basement for years
Calling Cheryl “Macy” is my favorite part of the video 😂 it’s just so randomly funny that it just stuck with me for the rest of the video
holy crap, not even a minute in and your hair is STUNNING 🫶
THATS WHAT IM SAYING
We all have to agree that his fashion sense is so freaking awesome
Agreed
I love this man’s chaotic energy so much
4:11 he called me out on the posters of jimin EVERYWHERE 😭😭
Right like as soon as he said Jimin my brain stopped and i was like "HOW DOES HE KNOW"
He called me out as well😅 but it’s ture😂
this episode is giving 13 year-old writing a wattpad fanfic
16:51 - GUSTAV SIGHTING
18:48 - MORE OF THE BOI
21:00 - Carrot boi
21:20 - Almost a carrot catastrophe
🤍🦴🤍
A carrot-tastrophe
A COOPER A DAY KEEPS THE SADNESS AWAY
SO TRUE
i love how cooper went from bashing the show to being a drag queen. he would make a grate drag queen👌
He absolutely would 😁
His drag name could be Betty Cooper 😂
@@markipliertrash1562you have commented 98 times on his channel
this is genuinely my favorite video in this platform oh my gosh i love you
i get and love the Are You There God, It’s Me Margaret reference and im so happy i got to hear cooper make that reference
One thing I kept in mind while getting through all of Riverdale's not-so-great seasons, was the fact that I think they were just trying to portray the show in the same way they did the Archie Comics. It just failed to translate well. The comics themselves had all kinds of different spin offs, realities, misadventures and the issues varied greatly from one another. Just my opinion though, it very well may have been horrendous writing and nothing more lol
I love watching Cooper when I need to turn my brain off because he basically just says everything I think!
This is exactly what I needed today. Cooper making the same joke about Cole Sprouse in many of his videos is very funny
I forgot I was already watching this on 1.25x, and still barely even noticed when you put Riverdale on 2x. That's how mind-numingly slow that show is.
I LOVE THE HAMILTON REFERENCE, I NEED MORE COOPER HAMILTON VERSION CONTENT
I literally just started binge re-watching Riverdale S1 tonight after years (never got past S3) and now I see this from Cooper in the same day! Must be some Riverdale in the air😄
as someone who kept up w riverdale in the beginning and now can’t stop watching cus i am too invested i can tell this is gonna be painful
I love watching Cooper because it feels like I’m on my friends snapchat story while they have an unhinged rant
I love how cooper is so pleased by watching a show on 2x speed
The Kody co part didn’t age well
riverdale was insane. i remember when archie goes to war and people on tumblr were trying to find out which war based on the uniform he had n everything 💀
He went to war?!!! I stopped watched when he went to prison 😭😭
Of course they went for the “massive exposition dump for every character” series finale route
something about you confidently getting all the names wrong is so iconic 😂
4:05 LMFOAOAO JIMIN 😭 the random kpop reference killed me
“Ohhh she died and her heaven is… more Riverdale?!” Was a perfect line lol, laughed out loud
A ghost hunting video from Cooper would honestly be the best thing ever!!
HE GETS IT!!!!! “It’s so badly made but I love it” it’s like a modern teenager murder soap drama, like it’s awful but I can’t stop watchinggggg
I love how quickly Cooper is to make fun of Jughead, I'm here for it honestly
6:45 love how he did actually end up making a ghost hunting video :D
Found another film cooper Bingerrrr. I love all his stuff so much I rewatch 10’s of times
this whole thing is actually referencing the play Our Town by Thornton Wilder!! the main character dies & this guy tells her she can pick one day to go back to but it will be sad to watch. she hugs her mom in the kitchen and is like "you're alive??" and it goes over every character in the show & what they went on to do and how they died. the show ends with the girl giving this big monologue where she says goodbye to all the things she misses that she didn't appreciate enough while she was alive
Thanks for not making jokes about dementia and taking it as seriously as any other terminal illness, I appreciate you for that
This makes me want to go figure out wtf happened in this show lmao. I watched the first 2 seasons and they honestly weren't too bad (granted it was when I was in highschool)
Sameee! I remember a friend and I watching it every Wednesday for the first 2 seasons
I got as far as the season with the cult and underground bunker. I was waiting for the show to wrap up to see how they resolve all that, now i see they got wilder with a time-travelling angel arc and half-assed polyamory 😂 It's going to be fun going back to it
The “I’m a weirdo” joke gets me every time😭
The cuts to “the stairs scene” by Cooper 😂😂😂😂😂❤
cooper doing/saying one absolutely unhinged thing and then latching onto it and sprinkling it throughout the video is my new favourite thing
this turned from the worst to the best day ever! thank u cooper
I hope today is better!
it’s so funny that Cooper is going absolutely insane and tearing this up even though this is probably one of the more tame episodes, maybe in this season
YES PLEASE A GHOST HUNTING VIDEO and you're outfit is giving everything it needs to give❤❤❤
is it just me, or at 33:45 when Cole is talking, the 2x speed makes him sound like he's the narrator of a mesothelioma first class action lawsuit commercial?? thank you for this laugh, Cooper. 100/10.
The fact that Cooper knows Andy made my day. I think I'm gonna eat my couch if they don't collab.