In hindsight this is not just a "Look, I made a full healer team"; This is a Melt team. And a quite powerful melt team at that. The kind of melt team that would actually play C6 Bennet.
The best part about this video is that between the insane Bennett DPSing, the earrapes, the material farming, and the 1 cycle boss kills, you almost forget the supposed premise of the video: that this player made an all-healer team because he sucks at dodging. And when he gets to the Childe fight, you see that a) he wasn't lying, he gets hit all the time, and b) that in light of this, his team is doing exactly what he created it to do: heal him so much that he doesn't care about dodging. This video almost turned into a Bennett showcase, but at the eleventh hour it still fulfills its original premise.
Both Qiqi and Jean at least is decent Phys beatstick, if nothing else. I was in a quest to change Qiqi into full beatstick mode, using Bloodstained Chivalry set and Phys Damage goblet. It won't win you award on highest DPS, but it's good enough to aced in domains.
Exactly! His Bennet is so OP, it doesn't even matter that he's got healers/support characters in there! Might as well just have him go in and solo everything. With one arm tied behind his back.
my diona shield not only got yeeted by one attack, she also get carried by the yeet. i dont get it. do you guys use the shield artifact set instead of the healing? the fact that her burst costs 8 also sucks
@@helper_bot I use the healing set on her, focused on hp (my Barbara and diona share the same set so I don’t need 2 Xd) and I have sacrificial bow on her The Bonus with the bow is When you use your E and hold it there is a HIGH chance to reset the E so you can basically use it instantly again Swap diona right back in to use her shield as many times as you can as the cooldown is not that high Her Q is more often a bonus for me, if anyone in team drops low and or I need elemental reactions With the 70 passive enemies in her Q are Deal less dmg so that’s also useful
SO truee, I use diluc and beidou as my main and fighting never have been easier without them. plus beidou's full counter is stronger with diluc flames.
“I suck at dodging attacks” finally, someone who understands me. And given the fact that I also don’t have Zhongli, I always keep Bennett AND Qiqi around, just in case...
True, Noelle can be considered a healer cause when she has her shield up and you use her to attack the enemy it heals the other characters in your party 🤔
omg i loveee her but i wish she did more damage in battle 😭 or is it because i need to level her up even more (currently at lvl 40) and enhance her stuff?
@@ronnyrdr6553 Easier said then done in some cases. Regardless, Qiqi is superior in the healing department. Full 4 piece of Maiden Beloved with +ATK% basically means i never have to worry about death.
@@soularous8793 Honestly Qiqi lacks in the general usability department compared to all others, but she's just so much more reliable than any other character, which makes her my favorite healer in the end ☺ When engulfing storm is a thing, good luck with Bennett and Diona and Jean trying to get their burst up. When the enemy is immune to hydro, good luck with a mage that can't do physical attacks. When there's ice or lightning around, have fun being affected by hydro or pyro thanks to the healing of Barbara and Bennett, getting frozen or knocked around like a ragdoll by overload. None of that is the case with Qiqi. She weathers any storm, facetanks any dmg, outheals it easily and reliably deals lovely amounts of dmg due to her ATK being higher than my main dps (and the added benefit of being cryo, so already half the reaction for superconduct is there, and due to that lasting like 12 seconds or something each time, her slower element application is absolutely fine). And that's without ANY dps gear, because her healing gear IS her dps gear~ I admit that normally, I only use Xingqiu and Bennett as my healers, but when the going gets tough and I struggle to beat something, I can pretty much throw in Qiqi solo to do the job and she can just stand there and say "f*ck it, hit me as much as you want, give me any debuff you want, you can't kill me".
@@sleepysera my Qiqi has 2673 atk and pretty much melts enemies, I don’t remember the last time I used a heal item So I agree Qiqi is the best Edit: I don’t even use the maiden set either because I don’t think over 5000 heals is necessary when Qiqi can do it constantly and in so many ways (plus she is amazing in my team currently as a sub dps and main healer)
@@Zengo38 oh, lol. I do love Isekai and some cute/funny novels but this is too extreme. They’re taking slice of life and cute-girls-doing-cute-things to a whole other level.
I also put in a lot of time and resources into Barbara and always keep her on my team, mainly because I don't even have Bennett or Jean. I've also built up my Noelle, cuz she's my tank/healer.
I do wonder though, if I get a 4* weapon for mages, should I give it to Barbara or just keep her with Thrilling Tales? Cuz I could always give it to Mona or Sucrose or Ninnguang, instead.
“It’s time to to squish some resin into a tree, which in return gives us books” The cutscenes always seem less dramatic when you realize what’s literally happening
@@sphinxan yeah I want her really badly lol, I'm terrible with aiming and the auto aim on Diona is atrocious for whatever reason 😂 nothing like people on co op being fascinated that the arrow would go for a tree instead of the enemy right ahead
He’s pretty dope. Kaeya could be main. And after getting Bennet finally at AR 55, I realize he IS FREAKIN KING. He’s the best healer in the entire game for my play style.
Bennett, Jean, Diona in that order are the top picks for healer in the Abyss meta. IIRC, main dps Bennett with Melt can even almost catch up to Diluc according to KQM dps calc spreadsheets. So, not too surprising. But the +20 artifacts definitely helped tons.
Xingqiu cries in the corner bc he was forgotten :’) For anyone who might not know, Xingqiu’s skill can heal after the rain blades expire/get shattered :) (my proud Xingqiu main shows brightly here :’))
There are 2 types of Genshin Impact players 1. When they see a Hilichurl camp and they charge straight to it and kills the Hilichurls with ease 2. When they see a Hilichurl camp and runs to the other direction
@GratisStatus, I've also built a team on this concept, i call it ambloomulance because they're all Healers so ambulance and they do hyperbloom. It's Sayu, Kuki, Barbara and Baizu. I'm sure this is self explanatory but you use Kuki and Barbara skills, Baizu ult and then skill hold with Sayu to run around causing all the dendro reactions (you can definitely replace Baizu with Nahida for more consistent dendro app)
Used to be me. Either I hate my life, or I get constantly frozen... and hate my life. Thankfully bennett pulled me out of there when I got him. Then the game must have heard I really needed healers and gave me a qiqi. Then they probably still thought I needed a healer... and gave me a second qiqi :) :) who needs a childe when you can have "a child"
@@totallynotsatan976 nah no worries! I just didn't know ANY of his attacks and my sister didn't give me any tips on how to battle him so i was clueless and didn't even know about the electro/hydro tags, so i neither knew exactly how the whale worked ouo" ye i nailed that, only fischl died-
hey, I just did the Noelle summons. I did the first 10 and I got Noelle (because well guaranteed), and honestly had no expectations for the second 10 but....I got Jean. I am so happy right now
a message to those who have Zhongli
*hand him over* 🔫
no 🤪
bff i dont have him 😩
My friend just got downed
Imagine having zhongli... couldn’t be me
:unoreversecard:
"The only healer team because I hate damage"
**Proceeds to do 90k damage**
Keyaru: HEAL
@@the-secret oh god no...
Don't need healer if the enemies are dead
@@the-secret oh *NO*
@@the-secret
WHY??? XD
"Barbara's singing may cure depression, but it can't cure death"
*C6*
barbara main dps viability?
i mean trueeee
Barbara's charged attack has very high scaling, so Main DPS barbara is A thing nowadays.
Oh yea forgot about c6 barbs
Pretty sure I’ve seen someone do over 100k with Barbara
i died at "what is this? an american hospital? why does this cost so much?" LMAOOOOOOOOOOO
This is a joke of reality.
timestamp pls
@@thereza3 3:19
@@joyz8320 tysm :DD
I felt that in my soul
This felt more like a "How to make Bennett your main DPS" tutorial.
Yeah...
ikr i wanna know what stats his arctifats are XD
“Why does it cost so much? What is this an American hospital” hwisejehsjsbskwsnnadshksbdkwhssb I swear that joke killed me.
At least you don't gotta pay the hospital bill since you're dead.
@@maeshiiboo true
I'm stealing that joke.
ITS SO TRUE ITS SAD😭
Lmao same
“Barbara’s Singing may cure depression, but it can’t cure death”
Barbara c6: 👁👄👁
Your duty is not over
@@asianKirby_0 Sage: Hmm yes i do not need to revive you i already have revived you since the beginning
Kekw kekw c6 hu tao and Barbara good
I have a level 70 c6 Barbara. Idk it just happened.
Same I have c6 Barbara and her c6 is op cuz u can heal all the way to 100% hp and the characters is revived which is sooo helpful.
the fact that his healer team does more damage than the strongest team I can make, breaks my heart.
He’s got like triple crowned characters so you’ll obvious make his dmg look like a joke someday when your characters get to that level.
Redo of healer
What wut no
@@GimOA NO
@@GimOA
Yes
8:41 That 9 damage done by Barbara when fighting Child was ✨extraordinarily✨
frr
Barbara main dps moment
My Barbra defeating both phases of childe alone:🤨
@@IDontKnowMyUserHelpp how
@@anaedits4632 her charge attack scaling is good
*”Because Bennett is a king let’s give him the crown he deserves”*
So true
Me who’s name is Bennett: agreed. **nods slowly**
*throws rock*
@@sketchysim5351 "where did that come from??"
@@GrimmShane "it came out at nowhere"
@@r4misu “it came from the Archons above”
“Shield good”
“Shield block all attacks”
“Shield very nice”
*Shield stops*
Shield leave
*sad noelle noises*
Happy Zhongli noises
*sad Noelle noises*
*sad Noelle noises*
*sad noelle noises*
so this is benetts new adventure team, im so proud of him..
he's a king that carries all our teams
@@GratisStatus thats why he's my main ( ´◡‿ゝ◡`)
@@GratisStatus Benett will never step foot on my team
Yes, Bennett is an absolute king
@@GratisStatus in fact. No males will step foot on my team
In hindsight this is not just a "Look, I made a full healer team"; This is a Melt team. And a quite powerful melt team at that. The kind of melt team that would actually play C6 Bennet.
Jean ❤️
yas jean :3
female Traveler mom
Jean ❤️
Y E E T
agreed
“i have every healer in the game, including kaeya”
- Gratis, AR 54
I'd be impressed if he were AR 54 and didn't have Kaeya.
Yanfei heals too
@@kunai7777 wait she does?
@@visib_uncomfy yeah a lil bit when u get a few hits in it heals a couple hundred
@@kunai7777 do you need to max out her talents?
one of the worst moments in genshin:
*when your healer dies*
Just feed it an egg🙄
That's why I have two healers, one who attacks and heals, while the other one heals
slap a Teyvat fried egg on their face, they are sure to have a burned face and wake up :>
**And you don't have any food cuz ur to used to healers**
Cries with Barbra as the only healer in the team
Fun fact xingqiu is also a healer. His dmg reduction shield from when he uses his E gives hp when it expires
*"Because Bennett's a king, Let's give him the crown that he deserves."*
-Ah, I see you are a man of culture.-
And I see *your* a man of culture (your pfp)
YAS KAMAKURA KAMAKURA YAS QUEEN
literally my entire party is bennett. just bennett. nobody else.
KAMAKURA GIVE ME A HUG
@@mcrmonkey0 Bennett is his own adventure team
"It doesn't hurt, you cannot hurt me."
*proceeds to die*
😭😭😭😭😂😂😂😂
Going in to take an exam you studied for be like
Tasm failed successfully
when his bennett does more damage than my goddamn ganyu
Because he fed him his soul
@@pluvv3354 A soul for a soul
C6
Same bro same =(
Imagine having either of them
The best part about this video is that between the insane Bennett DPSing, the earrapes, the material farming, and the 1 cycle boss kills, you almost forget the supposed premise of the video: that this player made an all-healer team because he sucks at dodging. And when he gets to the Childe fight, you see that a) he wasn't lying, he gets hit all the time, and b) that in light of this, his team is doing exactly what he created it to do: heal him so much that he doesn't care about dodging.
This video almost turned into a Bennett showcase, but at the eleventh hour it still fulfills its original premise.
When Bennett says "Why do they never miss??" That's meant for you
Bennett: "Hit or miss. I guess they never miss, huh?"
@@---lt5brlol
@@---lt5br LOL
"I suck at dodging"
Finally, something that I'm better than gratis at.
Same
Yeah
Dodging enemy attacks comes natural to me
why the fuck did this comment blow up
@@datechboi lol don’t know but congrats
@@datechboi Because everyone here probably has never played or beat Dark Souls.
i can’t believe that this actually works
Both Qiqi and Jean at least is decent Phys beatstick, if nothing else. I was in a quest to change Qiqi into full beatstick mode, using Bloodstained Chivalry set and Phys Damage goblet.
It won't win you award on highest DPS, but it's good enough to aced in domains.
lmao
Heal
-keyaru
This is actually my team just swap barbs for kequing.
Bennett pawa
"I made an ONLY healer team because I hate damage," also known as, "Predicting the 2.1 Spiral Abyss therefore preparing for it"
"I made an ONLY healer team because I hate damage" more like dps bennet showcase
Exactly! His Bennet is so OP, it doesn't even matter that he's got healers/support characters in there! Might as well just have him go in and solo everything. With one arm tied behind his back.
Jean can also do pretty good damage, she was my main dps before I got childe
@@justinchan6043 you... you saw the domain right..
yeah
Alternate title : Bennett becomes the luckiest boy alive
As he should
HYUhHUUH.. just this once
best
best
sick ending: bennett hits 100m
“But it can’t cure death.” *cries in f2p knowing that c6 Barbara can auto revive*
REALLY??
@@saharadessert..8690 yes once every 15 minutes if a character falls she can revive them. She is 100% the best support in the game
@@kalmialow1272 bruh no why you die in the first place
@@krounixz they take to much damage? Maybe they use a xiao or hu Tao that gets to low health fast?
@@kalmialow1272 c6 qiqi can revive the whole party
"though Barbara's singing may cure depression but it can't cure death" let me introduce you to c6 Barbara
Diona:
She protecc
She attacc
And most importantly
She has sheild to fight bacc
I love Diona because she uses a bow she has a bow, she heals, she has a shield, she can do a pretty good attack.
Diona carries me in abyss so hard
my diona shield not only got yeeted by one attack, she also get carried by the yeet. i dont get it. do you guys use the shield artifact set instead of the healing? the fact that her burst costs 8 also sucks
@@helper_bot I use the healing set on her, focused on hp (my Barbara and diona share the same set so I don’t need 2 Xd) and I have sacrificial bow on her
The Bonus with the bow is
When you use your E and hold it there is a HIGH chance to reset the E so you can basically use it instantly again
Swap diona right back in to use her shield as many times as you can as the cooldown is not that high
Her Q is more often a bonus for me, if anyone in team drops low and or I need elemental reactions
With the 70 passive enemies in her Q are Deal less dmg so that’s also useful
@@pocketmonkeydfdgfdgd oh yeah HP% the last time i used it was on my barbara 5 months ago xD thanks for reminding me
"It isn't a showcase for you if you don't kill the
*KEERO REGIVENÈ* "
no showcase is ever complete without the minty weed
@@lintea_ Lmao minty weed, I love it
Im losing my mind
@@lintea_ the minty weed is the ruler of all showcase bosses
also burning weed if you’re hydro main
Bennett mains: *evil laughter*
Barbara mains: *evil laughter*
Xingqiu mains: *evil laughter*
Noelle mains: *evil laughter*
Kaeya mains: *evil laughter*
Diona mains: *evil laughter*
Jean mains: *evil laughter*
Qiqi mains: *evil laughter*
+kaeya mains lolol
PFP twins
Me a traveler main:- *sad noises*
*evil laugh in noelle main*
*Evil laugh in diona main*
6:25
... Gimme that...
You didn't suffer long enough to have that artifact.... I'm not crying....
"I suck at dodging"
Intellectual Beidou mains: *Heh*
Or someone who main zhongli
Beidou makes every boss fight easier, especially with the wolf boss In my opinion
SO truee, I use diluc and beidou as my main and fighting never have been easier without them. plus beidou's full counter is stronger with diluc flames.
@@roro7794 overloaded will cause mobs scattered around XD
@@saimyintmyat9373 haha yess
This is like that anime "I don't want to get hurt so I maxed out my defense."
Wait they made an anime for that? I remember reading that like a year ago😭😂😂
@@kawansiesquad6659 it’s on Funimation!
What's the name for that anime?
@@Kantera_EndRoll Bofuri
@@kawansiesquad6659 you can watch it whole season 1 on Muse Asia channel on TH-cam for free.
“I suck at dodging attacks” finally, someone who understands me. And given the fact that I also don’t have Zhongli, I always keep Bennett AND Qiqi around, just in case...
Me a Hu Tao main...
Come on hit me!!!
Defeats enemy, hp>> 1
Why dodge, when you have Beidou?
Yeah, but beidou be level 20....😶 for me 😅
So hilichurls be like gods to her right now😆
or noelle djnsns
@@kasu_kay1734 my beidou is lvl 20 too. world lvl 8, she can solo a lvl 90 hilichurl (with albedo E)
7:22
no one’s gonna talk about how he just landed on a floating rock?
That was impressive ngl 😂
This reminds me of the anime, “I don’t want to get hurt so I’ll max out my defense”
"I don't want to get hurt, so I bought an American hospital" XD
7yo me
Me a tank Layla main:
(Only some peeps understand because I am lonely :')
Same
Bofuri
I feel like you’re the type of person to try to casually use Barbara to solo the Wolf
I ahve actually done that before,its not too bad. Just dont use her elemental skill too much
@@Angel-oy8pj *it's not too bad*
@@anotherwowman yea? I'm a Barbara main and I probably just got used to it.
It's just the freeze that's annoying
i use barbara and amber against the wolf 😃 its not that bad, just git gud at dodgen
“Although I don’t have zhongli”
Noelle: am I a joke to you?
True, Noelle can be considered a healer cause when she has her shield up and you use her to attack the enemy it heals the other characters in your party 🤔
@@_-rawr-_8911 she's literally a healer
@@_-rawr-_8911 bruh she was my main healer for a year
"While her singing does cure depression, it can not cure death"
*C6 Barbra*
jean and bennet: mm yes epic people do damage
diona: yes I am invinsible, this shield will never die
barbara: I'm here to die
XD
It was the first time I laughed at TH-cam comment lol
Poor Barbara
Meanwhile Noelle: "seriously? Why just don't use me?"
Like Xingqiu!
C6 Noelle gang. Big dmg big sword big shield
Literally when he was reviewing characters I was like "ok so where's Noelle" SHE'S JUST NOT OMG LIKE WHY?
omg i loveee her but i wish she did more damage in battle 😭 or is it because i need to level her up even more (currently at lvl 40) and enhance her stuff?
fr noelle best girl
I couldn't help but notice one of his parties was called "do da damage" and i laughed for about 13 minutes because my humor is broken
Good
Ikr
Wow your so different
@@toasterstrudelfan6430 bro I made that comment like a year ago chill
@@rabeswashere
Wow your so different
"i never raised barbara"
me, a barbara main since i got her at around ar 20: you'll never beat my level 80 barbara.
I finally found someone who pronounces Childe’s name as Childe
_Cheeld-aye_
i pronounce it like that too 💪
he literally says his name is childe CHILD
I said it as childay then when I met him,the va said child and I’m like huh😭 also with Jean I say jaun instead of jean Bec of aot-
I pronounce it like that but I force myself to pronounce it as child but I can't-
"Barbara's singing may cure depression but not death."
My C6 Barbara: Am I a joke to you?
Definitely not
No messing with my Barb
@@chanshengsupremacy8889 you got me on the first half thought you was gonna dis on THE barbra
C6 Barbara is literally Jesus.
@@hayamixd88 LOL
@@hayamixd88 shes tired of praying to bartobas, she became him
Wait y’all are fighting Childe....I thought we were still barely being able to defeat a dozen treasure hoarders
Bennett can solo him no prob. He rarely dies. (｡•̀ᴗ-)✧
Literally my beidou is 10 levels above them and i still struggle
@@emmasid634 you need good support then. If you're 10 lvls above and still struggle, it must also be your artifacts.
@@emmasid634 childe has electro res
@@emmasid634 Same but it's my Keqing
‘What is this, an American hospital? So expensive!’
Dying of laughter rn
7:22 *Bennett just casually stands on air like the god he is*
He actually landed on a tiny rock wich is very unlikely seeing bannetts luck
He: I discovered that kaeya can heal
Me, a Kaeya main: ...
Also, I laughed with this video so hard, the serious voice just makes it better
Ah I see, you’re a man of culture as well
@@VoloPlush ofc my fellow kaeya fan
@@alexs.7956
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3
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@@alexs.7956 i mean cool
@@alexs.7956 👀
"BECAUSE I DIDN'T GET THE SPEAR FOR XIAO-"
LMAO
What's worse...I have the spear, but not XIAO! T~T
1:11-1:14
@@riatanina same lmao I'm saving up for him but he's not coming back anytime soon
@@yuri9196 the next banner is with xiao lol
Gratis: i made and only healer team because I hate damage!
Also him: **casually does more damage with Bennett than my dad leaving**
Imagine getting frozen while healing
~made by qiqi users
Basically the reason I don't like using Barbara lol.
Good heals, sure, but applying that wet status leaves you vulnerable to potential freezing
@@soularous8793 Then dont use her E until you've taken down your freeze problem
@@ronnyrdr6553 Easier said then done in some cases.
Regardless, Qiqi is superior in the healing department. Full 4 piece of Maiden Beloved with +ATK% basically means i never have to worry about death.
@@soularous8793 Honestly Qiqi lacks in the general usability department compared to all others, but she's just so much more reliable than any other character, which makes her my favorite healer in the end ☺ When engulfing storm is a thing, good luck with Bennett and Diona and Jean trying to get their burst up. When the enemy is immune to hydro, good luck with a mage that can't do physical attacks. When there's ice or lightning around, have fun being affected by hydro or pyro thanks to the healing of Barbara and Bennett, getting frozen or knocked around like a ragdoll by overload.
None of that is the case with Qiqi. She weathers any storm, facetanks any dmg, outheals it easily and reliably deals lovely amounts of dmg due to her ATK being higher than my main dps (and the added benefit of being cryo, so already half the reaction for superconduct is there, and due to that lasting like 12 seconds or something each time, her slower element application is absolutely fine). And that's without ANY dps gear, because her healing gear IS her dps gear~
I admit that normally, I only use Xingqiu and Bennett as my healers, but when the going gets tough and I struggle to beat something, I can pretty much throw in Qiqi solo to do the job and she can just stand there and say "f*ck it, hit me as much as you want, give me any debuff you want, you can't kill me".
@@sleepysera my Qiqi has 2673 atk and pretty much melts enemies, I don’t remember the last time I used a heal item
So I agree Qiqi is the best
Edit: I don’t even use the maiden set either because I don’t think over 5000 heals is necessary when Qiqi can do it constantly and in so many ways (plus she is amazing in my team currently as a sub dps and main healer)
"I don't want to get hurt so I maxed out my d̶e̶f̶e̶n̶s̶e̶ healers"
Ahahaha
I get the joke and I love it.
Haha
Me too, though he didn't break the game so its not the same.
I actually don’t like bofuri (I hate slice of life in general including cute girls doing cute things) Is there more plot towards the middle?
@@Hello-ue2xt the plot up till what I read from the WN (like around the 250~ish) is pretty much sum with this sentence:
_Maple went on a walk_ XD
@@Zengo38 oh, lol. I do love Isekai and some cute/funny novels but this is too extreme. They’re taking slice of life and cute-girls-doing-cute-things to a whole other level.
At this point I’ve just leveled up Barbara all the way because she’s a healer
Edit: I now have Zhongli and can take any hit
I main her so, anything for her 😩
I got lucky and got so many Barbara's that my actual Barbara is c6
@@Jess-xv6pu Damn c6
I also put in a lot of time and resources into Barbara and always keep her on my team, mainly because I don't even have Bennett or Jean. I've also built up my Noelle, cuz she's my tank/healer.
I do wonder though, if I get a 4* weapon for mages, should I give it to Barbara or just keep her with Thrilling Tales? Cuz I could always give it to Mona or Sucrose or Ninnguang, instead.
1:08 damn i think i replayed that moment way more than i should
Ladies and Gentlemen, the Wolverine Logic of Tanking:
You cannot die, if you heal all the damage you take
Unless you get 1 shotted.
H E A L IT
@@klee5245 slap an egg
C6 Zhongli woo
As a Barbara main, I am extremely happy to see my girl in a team with other healers
*cries because man choose Diona over Qiqi*
It’s okay, Diona shield good 👁💧👄💧👁✌️
Me, who doesn't play barbara at all, and yet she's my only c6 character
same lol
@@poke-talia268 hand her constellations over 🔫🐸
@@esahehehe4342 lol
“It’s time to to squish some resin into a tree, which in return gives us books”
The cutscenes always seem less dramatic when you realize what’s literally happening
I just came from John Oliver's Long Term Care video, so this drove the point home.
2:57 Literally my entire genshin happiness in one sentence.
Ok, but calling the team “damage deniers” sounds really badass
I made an all healer team and then gave them atk % artifacts, so now they're subpar in everything 😌
It actually depends on what healer you have. some of the healers heal on attack damage.
@@noname-kx4cu I've got Barbara, jean, diona and noelle lol
@@nunyabusiness6450 qiqi's healing scales off atk, i main her as a phys dps and her dmg ain't bad at all :D
@@sphinxan yeah I want her really badly lol, I'm terrible with aiming and the auto aim on Diona is atrocious for whatever reason 😂 nothing like people on co op being fascinated that the arrow would go for a tree instead of the enemy right ahead
@@nunyabusiness6450 I believe Jean scales on attack
"barbara's singing may cure depression but it can't cure death"
barbara c6: im bout to end this whole man's career
8:46 Childe: haha I just took half of your hp >:)
Benette: no u
*full hp*
Me 40 seconds in:
*”Kaeya have healing abilities?!”*
Bennet is a king?!
@@VioletMilks Bennet isnt a king... Bennet is THE king
Is it just me or it looked like he didn't even use Kaeya in any of the fights. Or he switched him in and out so fast that I missed it.
@@justinchan6043 thats just how kaeya works hahah
He’s pretty dope. Kaeya could be main. And after getting Bennet finally at AR 55, I realize he IS FREAKIN KING. He’s the best healer in the entire game for my play style.
"because using a dps killed my grandma, ok?"
This made me giggle way too loud at 2am omg
“how did using a dps.... kill your grandma? 😟”
@@numphithink9919 "my uncle broke his neck building a dps once"
IM CRYINGNSBD WHAT IS THIS COMMENT
*Vietnam flashbacks
I hate how this team is actually slighty viable.
well i mean in genshin if you build any character right they’ll be viable
it is actually viable if you don't care about big pp damage and only want to make your team survive
Bennett, Jean, Diona in that order are the top picks for healer in the Abyss meta. IIRC, main dps Bennett with Melt can even almost catch up to Diluc according to KQM dps calc spreadsheets.
So, not too surprising.
But the +20 artifacts definitely helped tons.
@@undercoverbreadbug7729 truth
Ye genshin isn't pvp anything goes👍
“ Zongli who can easily take the damage of tanks and not get hurt”
Me: Your forgetting about Noelle-
Cause she’s not raised and gratis probably didn’t even know that she heals
The way he said “Dieluc” I can’t-
who is luke and why is he dying?? (joking btw)
Its chill-d-aye for me
kiro reguhvinae (what?)
divalen
@@hxl.w wrong comment (?) this person was talking about how he pronounced Diluc, not Childe
Me: I want Diluc
Mihoyo: We have Diluc at home
Diluc at home:
lmao💀
Am I the only who has a diluc that looks weird?
@@raidenshogun6425 what do you mean
@@raidenshogun6425 no girl same
@@raidenshogun6425 BRO MY DILUC LOOKS LIKE BENNETT AHHHHH
Alternate title: I Don't Want to Get Hurt, so I'll Max Out My Healer
Shield loli
Dang i just realized, Noelle main is basically Maple
Damn you beat me to it
Bennet: teamwork is dreamwork
Stormterror: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
"Why you need heal when you have shield?"
~Zhongli
"Heals? What's that?"
~From someone who has Zhongli
You: "I cannot dodge"
Me: looks at ping
Me: "Mhm yeah I see the issue"
Mobile players be like : wait, what do you mean that isn't normal ping?
Me with MB internet: 999+ ping the usual
@@wooshbait6023 im mobile and i get 30 to 50 ping
Honestly, ping like that isn't even that bad 😅😅😅
@@wooshbait6023 it’s not about the device, it’s the wi-fi
Xingqiu cries in the corner bc he was forgotten :’)
For anyone who might not know, Xingqiu’s skill can heal after the rain blades expire/get shattered :) (my proud Xingqiu main shows brightly here :’))
HE CAN HEAL??
@@hutaomain5894 Uhm yes XD check his elemental skill stats, it should show
@@hutaomain5894 wut, after using xingqiu forever to heal I'm kinda surprised that people doesn't know that
His heals are amazing
@@podolsh yea im a new player so i dont know much
@@hutaomain5894 uhhhh then it's okay ^^
mans really just invented heals per second
“You can’t hurt me!”
PROCEEDS TO DIE
"but it cant cure death."
C6 Barbara: y'all hear sum?
“The team is dead”
C6 Qiqi: y’all hear sum?
Of course the "C R I O R E G I V I N E Y" "D I V A L E N" " C H I L D E H "
i died when i heard him pronounce them 😭😭
HOW ARE YOU SUPPOSED TO PRONOUNCE CHILDE-
STOP EXPOSING ME FFS
@@retrogue636 pronounce it like child
@@chxng_xiaoshi I pronounce it as child
2:02
That’s a lotta damage!
Me: That’s what she says. Lmao
Theme song for this team - Overprotected by Barbara Spears.
BARBARA spears 😭
Bro I -- ☠️☠️
Alternative Title: *Xiao getting bullied almost through the whole video*
The way their names are pronounced is killing me. Keero regeveneigh, deevalin, child-ayy
And don’t forget Die-Luke 😂😂
Welp I used to call childe childayy too 💀
"die-lyuk"
There are 2 types of Genshin Impact players
1. When they see a Hilichurl camp and they charge straight to it and kills the Hilichurls with ease
2. When they see a Hilichurl camp and runs to the other direction
Define this video: i don't wanna die.. I just wanna be alive...
I got one for ya:
Call the ambulance, call the ambulance..... But not for me
"There's no such thing as a bad party, however, there's a thing called bad players
There is not a bad party, just people that haven't grind artifact enought
More like players with shitty artifacts.
This hits me so hard 😂
you forgot the other “
.-.
@@Kaitokisser you forgot this wasn’t an English class
why is no one talking about how he pronounced childe as “childay” 😭😭
Please I'm pronouncing his name like that..
I pronouce it like that when I'm mocking him
In spanish thats how its sayed
@@mackenzie5780 i feel attacked
@@mackenzie5780 🤨
@GratisStatus, I've also built a team on this concept, i call it ambloomulance because they're all Healers so ambulance and they do hyperbloom. It's Sayu, Kuki, Barbara and Baizu. I'm sure this is self explanatory but you use Kuki and Barbara skills, Baizu ult and then skill hold with Sayu to run around causing all the dendro reactions (you can definitely replace Baizu with Nahida for more consistent dendro app)
"Running the Jade cutter, CUZ I DIDN'T GET THE SPEAR FOR XIAO" 🤣🤣🤣🤣
1:08-1:14
me too
Me who never got Xiao
me who only has noelle and barbara as healers:
👁👄👁
and yet you litterally need only Noel to be invincible, she does it all dps, tank and heal.
Me who didn't know Noelle can heal 👁️👄👁️👍
I only have Barbara and Ben 😩
Used to be me. Either I hate my life, or I get constantly frozen... and hate my life. Thankfully bennett pulled me out of there when I got him. Then the game must have heard I really needed healers and gave me a qiqi. Then they probably still thought I needed a healer... and gave me a second qiqi :) :) who needs a childe when you can have "a child"
Me who have qiqi and noelle is healer and main damge ( because i dont want to dead lol )
0:12
Me who used to main Barbara and 1v1’d him first try:
*haha, pathetic.*
@Hu Supremacy Convenient excuse
i got hit by the whale 6 times in my first childe battle.
*SHE DIDNT DIE*
@@jun1verze that attack is easy to dodge? How did you get hit 6 times??
Sorry if I sound like an ass
@@totallynotsatan976 I'm guessing he didn't try to dodge after seeing that it didn't kill and he could just insta heal back.
@@totallynotsatan976 nah no worries! I just didn't know ANY of his attacks and my sister didn't give me any tips on how to battle him so i was clueless and didn't even know about the electro/hydro tags, so i neither knew exactly how the whale worked ouo" ye i nailed that, only fischl died-
“Every healer in the game”
Kokomi, later: 👁👄👁
"I Can't Dodge Attacks"
Beidou : Mind Using Me now?
"the reason i chose diona over qiqi is because, well-"
"SHIELD GOOD"
this took me the fuck out, hard same dude
hey, I just did the Noelle summons. I did the first 10 and I got Noelle (because well guaranteed), and honestly had no expectations for the second 10 but....I got Jean. I am so happy right now
🔥🔥👍
That's very nice! She can deal lot's of damage while having healing capabilities at the same time with her burst
Hey congrats!!
Same happened with me actually
Except I also got a Diluc
Man why can't I get 2 5 stars like that again :/
@@pandoe the female bennet
That man was ahead of his time.
Barbara's singing may cure depression, but it can't cure death
90% of Genshin players: "laugh in C6 Barbara, Crys in no rosaria"
Me: *Tears of happiness to have rosaria*
Me: *laughs in skipped Rosaria for Zhongli*
I have rosaria
*laughs in c2 Rosaria*
I'm confused, I have c1 Rosaria but like, can she heal too or something?
Next Vid: only shield team. Yes, only Diona, Xinyan and Noelle. Beidou sorta counts.
You forgot about Zhongli. Best shield character
@@jcamsss h-he doesn't have Zhongli 😭
@@marsmellow330 yeah .-.
Isn't beidou a charge and attack?
xinqiu makss a shield janwnwnw
6:25 every ganyu’s main looking for this
That was godly artifact
that artifact is good.