i hired whales to destroy bosses in genshin impact
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 25 พ.ย. 2021
- title is pretty self explanatory
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but here's a summary. I hired some genshin whales (and by whale I mean C6 R5 characters and weapons) and they helped me absolutely destroy some bosses
Thanks @gibb for the whale help +@rintaichou @Braxophone and varx for thumbnail assistance
have a good day, maybe whale a bit... just a bit - เกม
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"I dream about c6 5 stars"
Same gratis sameee
Every fucking time
I'm only dreaming about winning the 50/50, I don't even have a c6 5 star in my wildest dreams :,)
Dreaming about C6 Kazuha and Hu Tao 🥲 They're my mains... I got lucky and got C1 Hu Tao
Kazuha constellations when
Im dreaming of getting a 5 star
@@JustASunflowerSeeD me too... like, you're telling me there are actual f2p's that WON a 50/50?? impossible.
QIQI STARING AT THE SCREEN WHILE BOSSES GET DEMOLISHED IN THE BACKGROUND LIKE THAT REMINDS ME OF THAT GIRL IN FRONT OF THE BURNING HOUSE MEME
for me it reminded me of the “look at all these pigeons” meme
How it starts: "Hey look at this cool new game it has insane graphics, fun gameplay, an explorable map, and the characters look really good!"
How it ends: "$68,426..."
Agreed, for most players honestly that are f2p seeing whales like this would make them wanna quit.
Genshin is a gacha money hungry game just like any other gacha game. You think The game developers care Hahhahahahha Yeah no, as long as your filling pockets with green glorious Grass it doesn't matter.
Chulala?
Yes, it's a gacha game and we all know it. And what's the problem ? If ppl want to spend money in the game we don't care. That's not our account.
I'm a F2P player and i royally don't give a f/uck if ppl spend or not their money in the game
How it starts: "Hey look at this cool new game it has insane graphics, fun gameplay, an explorable map, and the characters look really good!"
How it ends: "GENSHIN R3-"
This man is so F2P he even “hires” people for free
The power of the word please
@@ooiysen the word please doesnt do anything most of the time irl
“I don’t know what it’s like to have a c6 5 star character”
Traveler: Am i a joke to you?
I dreamt about getting a hu tao when i started playing genshin. And i didn't wake up. It was real.
Well he/she isn’t a five star if you think about it
@@ozvaldovonhrafnavines7575 only in archive
@UCW2-rbcXvMhVJYmx7-rspVQ you can get them from quests,statue and from the whatever it’s called shop (travelers cons btw)
@@AsianEspionage you lucky son of a-
Now this is truly pay to win if you’re hiring
Ayo your pfp is from that michael animation right?
Imagine having C6 5* characters?
No.
*Imagine having C6 Lisa.*
Same, she does so much damage. She is wayy too underrated
The ganyu chilling in a distance dealing 40k every 2 seconds
TH-cam captions be like:
"I've literally dreamed, of getting a seasick Zhao and then I woke up and I was sad. That's how much gentian has influenced my life."
LOL
Mmhmmm yep, seems accurate. Perfect
TH-cam captions also be like: "I killed genji." Or "Die Luke"
...Seems pretty accurate to me..
Also
"C65 stars"
“C6 dialogue man”
Imagine having a C6 limited character 👁️
Imagine having Limited characters you want....
imagine having the money to do that
Imagine having primogems
Imagine having mc jkjkjk lol
imagine having the character in the first place
14:19 Gratis making pained noises after refreshing resin
captions:
*[music]*
*[applause]*
LOLL
12:57 i have sea fairy and i have not spend a single cent
I wish Dvalin was co-opable it's hp would melt like butter
like a criminal undercover
Gon' pop like trouble breaking into your heart like that
Bro, ganyu C6 could like, 2 shot dvalin, it takes a total of 3 seconds to beat dvalin
@@DF3OCT1911 cool shade stuner
Oh no it’s the attack of the bts stans
the real flex is having constellations on the starter characters without whaling
Mom I'm famous
i am a little tiny whale but i never buy wishes for the standard banner and i can very proudly say i have one amber constellation
C1 lisa on eu, c1 kaeya on america, 100% auethentic
C1 kaeya,c1 lisa ,c2 amber 😁
C1 Kaeya C1 Amber and I use neither 😐
c2 amber and c1 kaeya moment
I dreamed about getting Klee, and being her. I woke up, checked Genshin, then cried.
do you have klee now? im curious
“Ah, aww you missed the requirement by 5 constellations” I’m actually screaming
Can we just take a moment to talk about the fact that he ignored that 50k from Beidou?
Yeaaa I was just pausing to see it again lmao
@Grey ♡ no time stamp is 9:20
@Grey ♡ that one was 43k
then she did 50k and he totally ignored it since he was looking at qiqis tailsman lmao
qiqi talking to the camera with chaos behind her made me laugh so hard i dont know wwhy gratis just effortlessly makes me laugh and smile thank you for your videos!
"I don't know the whale lifestyle, I don't know what its like to have a C6 5* Character."
At least you know what its like to have a 5* Character with a skin
gratis' co-op team: *fighting for their lives*
gratis: **sips taco bell pepsi cutely**
"lettwuseewhatweeget"
gratis, thank you for these words of wisdom, literally crying, the choice of vocabulary is perfection.
time stamp?
@@arandomstranger790 6:43
"I literally dreamed that I have C6 Xiao then woke up"
Same bro, and it was around 5 weeks before the free to use Xiao event and the event looked like the same one in my dream.
i had a double banner dream before it came out lol
i was like “wow this is a good idea actually they should do that” and a week later they did
Freaky
I dreamed that I had 2 five stars or smtn-
definitely not gonna happen with my obsession to spend primos as soon as I get them lol-
I had that dream too.strange…
I dreamed a week before eula banner that eula and albedo would be on a banner and THEN a week later it happened. Dont ask me how
Gratis : i dont know what its like having a c6 5* character
Qiqi : would you like to?
As a f2p, I was literally choking when I found a person who had 3 characters at c6 and all weapons 5 star with their Eula having a flower with 16% crit rate....
the times gratis ignored beidou's dmg
hurts me
Ignored the 50k damage from beidou lol 😶😶😶
I think Sayu would’ve been perfect for you sitting back and relax character since she sleeps lol.
I never thought that "Dreaming about having a c6 5-star" was real until I literally did it too. I woke up and was sad but simultaneously I still accepted my C0 5 stars for what they were.
Gratis: Talking To Chat and having the time of his life
Meanwhile Zhongli: I WILL HAVE ORDER
Gratis: “I don’t have enough resin to do the lay line event nooo”
24 fragile resins: *“are we a joke to you?”*
Edit: You guys that say you have like 50 fragile resins, who asked?
The forgotten resin in teapot : "I guess I don't exist then"
lol I have 63 fragile resins,
please help
@@rachmatzulfiqar the forgotten resin: **evaporates into thin air cutely**
@@lchikyo give your resin, I will use it responsibly, and get us both crit artifacts
Rachmat Wahid Zulfiqar I forgot teapot existed
the fact that my c0 diluc deals more dmg than that c6 diluc reminds me about his life choises
Man seeing this a year later just brings me back to when the best character was still ganyu ,the chasm was not out yet, Sumeru was still not out, no one new who the new characters were. It just gives me nostalgia
"be wise with your money"
yeah, I am wise with my money. I put all my money in my savings called genshin impact.
You need to do this again I personally know someone that has C6 all characters and R5 all weapons he is quite possibly the biggest whale in Genshin. I'm talking pulls for 5 star weapons just to use them as enhancement materials level of whale.
is ur friend rich or just really bad with managing their personal finances
Why not both?
HELP R U TALKING ABOUT RAZERNINJAS???
Nah just a "normal" dude.
Is he secretly Jeff Bezos or something what the hell
“I HIRED whales to carry me in genshin impact”
COINCIDENCE, I THINK NOT
Your Genshin Impact gaming is so entertaining to see XD I am always happy to see new videos.
Also, your voice is awesome 👌
8:20 I love how Diluc's just passing by and came back and just... - _ -
Gratis getting carried with qiqi is literally me every co-op game
Imagine hiring Henna-Oyajii and fricking destroying everything in genshin lol
Imagine co-oping with him then you blink for 1 second and childe's gone
Henna-Oyajii got the first title "Childe killer"
How about tony to
@@lantran-do9hf imagine hiring them both-
Gratis: **cries in c1 qiqi**
Me with c6 qiqi and 200 starglitter from standard banner: I am 4 parallel universes ahead of you
"I ca only hit 300k damage on my ultimate"
Gratis : That's so sad
im dying-
"i was dreaming about having c6 xiao but then i woke up"
*-gratis last words before depression*
i dreamed about pulling diluc. now i've lost childe's and albedo's coinflips to him
and i lost my 50/50 to diluc while pulling eula! :D
i have four different genshin accounts. pulled for albedo on three, lost all 50/50s. 1 to keqing and 2 to dILUC-
i have nightmares about those ten pulls
@@vii218 ok thats horrible but also funny, im so sorry😂
Reminds me of the dog saying this is fine :) 5:53
7:15 his voice just changed
They may be c6, but tbh their numbers aren’t as comparable to those who put hard work in their artifact grind💀
don't give whales artifact luck, it's the only thing keeping eulas 7 million the highest dmg from a single number. these ppl are gonna break the game
my friend's hutao who is completely f2p with white tassel did 100k- idk how tbh, then, i looked at her uncle's hutao who is c6 and has r5 homa- his hutao really did 25k crit using her burst 💀
"I'm having a great day"
*CAMERA SHAKES AGGRESSIVELY*
9:21 Beidou : hits 50k
Gratis : *casually ignores*
"I dream about c6 5 stars*
Screen zooms in on Ninnguang ( A 6 star character) 🌚
Same with bennett
when the c6 beidou was doing more dmg than the c6 dilucs XD
I dream of being a Genshin Impact character sometimes.
i dream of entering the workd
Same, but i was in bee swarm simulator or something. I also was really short in it. My dreams are really weird xD
@@zhongli1139 My dreams are weird too 😭
this is the content i want to watch
Can we just think of grattis who’s just standing talking of anything and everything while behind you see like giant pheonix and big rock falling from the sky and the big numbers
6:09 hey past me
How's it going?
How is it going ?
So jealous of that c6 kaeya. I'd trade my kidney for that
I’ve watched this video so many times that I can recite it like a song
dang I really wish I had c6 yoimiya
Bro… 5k by the end of their Genshin career is a whole understatement 😭
this whole video is how i imagine my characters fighting if i wasn't only limited to one character on field
I don't know why but the moment I saw 5:26 paired with " watch these *monsters* " I *INSTANTLY* started hearing the Pillar Men Awakening theme.
My boyfriend have C6 Razor, triple crown with wolves grave stone as a weapon. He’s free to play. I honestly don’t know how he did that. But his Razor is absolutely invincible. It’s scary.
as a former razor main i wish i had that kind of dedication lmao
@@milkyuuq I’ve seen a lot of ex-razor mains. Guess he is popular with the lower AR (I was also a razor main lol)
Man I wish i had him at c6,, i have him at c3 but i dont have any good claymores :(
Next up you should hire F2Ps with built characters to see the comparison
Next video: Gratis holds a podcast and discusses serious topics in genshin while his teammates are getting bodied by bosses
13:24 Zhongli : Oh it's ok azhdaha "it won't hurt"
the beginning lmao mood- i had a dream last night i got albedo, eula, and yoimiya in only 20 pulls, the three characters i want (besides qiqi)
same, sad
I have three of em except Albedo.. but I have Hu Tao who I dreamt of.
I had a dream if getting keqing and the next wish was keqing
I told my friend i wanted Mona and i got mona the next wish
I went in about getting kokomi and i got kokomi
If only i got qiq tho
imagine having a c6 standart character you dont use
0:16 wait that isn't normal??!?!!!! WHHHHHAAAAT👁👄👁
C6 5 stars... Normal? 👁️👄👁️
Man this is my second Video where my messages from the Stream Chat is seable down left in the corner and i still find it funny to see my own massages
*people hiring whales to carry them or doing the abyss*
*Me all alone at ar50 with no one all alone fighting level 90 hilichurls with level 70 yanfei*
*HOLY HOW DID THIS GET THIS MANY LIKES I WAS BACK FROM SCHOOL LMFAO
@Nate Higgers not at level 70 she can’t
Haha same, i use lvl 50 chars bc i just can
@ItsyaboyAndy ok let me rephrase that, an ar 50 account with barely any artifacts can’t hit those numbers
Relatable.....a bit too much
@@nothing-9084 lemme rephrase it more accurately, ar50 with albedo artifacts with talents lvl2 and not a good weapon, can't get those numbers.
Gratis:Just casual work
*Literally meteorite falling from the sky*
if you don't have xiao, just use geo traveler to place his rock then use sucrose to climb onto the rock and pounce the enemies
I literally dream about pulling kazuha all the time, hopefully it’s a sign for when his rerun comes. LMAO
12:05 thanks gratis for this wonderful speech
Meanwhile Genshin stonks going down
id like to pay whales to help me in genshin, do they accept krill or plankton as payment
Hope things are working out for you. I know you don't upload that often. Its ok and sometimes you need some time for yourself. Keep up the good work. love your vids ♥️
This video was mad funny for no reason
me who watched this on stream but decides to watch the vid anyway: yes yes amazing content indeed 😃
"Amos bow Ganyu : Whale"
Well, that's what I got and am still F2P
5:50 reminds me of that meme where the girl smiles at the camera while her house is burning down total chaos
“Oh that's pretty cool“ this part was just so funny 🤣
" I dream about getting a C6 5 star"
Mate I wish I had that 5 star first
I did about 7 single pulls on the standard banner and got two five stars [diluc and keqing] 😭
You talking about whaling while the whale character obliterate azdaha in the background as qiqi stares into our soul with elevator music was perfection 🤌 I loved this HAHA.
i love how he just exist while ragnarok is happening behind him
And here I thought I was a whale with my C2 Albedo... Even tough I spent money on this game I feel F2P now and I didn't even know F2P could be a feeling LMAOOO
Albedo!! How many pulls did it take?
@@OOPS_droppedIt 219 approximatively I hit pity twice at 80 wishes then 79 wishes and got the next one before around 50 wishes
The first one was a guaranteed since I lost my last 50/50 on Hu Tao's banner and I got lucky and won 50/50 for the next two !
Good luck for your pulls I hope you get as lucky as I did for whoever character you wanna pull !
@@mumei31 oh congrats!! Two 50/50’s in a row is impressive. I actually just won my first 50/50 and got Albedo! Happy to have him as my first five star, especially with the new sword
@@OOPS_droppedIt Thank you congrats to you too !
4:47 Sounds so much like: "Yeah, I just bought a luxurious villa for my side chick so that she won't get jealous from my wife's mansion."
qiqi and gratis is a perfect comp with there ASMR voices
Bro please do a video about if you dont have venti ((or any other one)) and upgrade sucose ((or any other 4 star)) i f..freken love those videos
i dream about spending primogems for c6 kokomi,it was so scary.
as a kokomi main that sounds like a dream
alr let’s talk, it took like less then 5 mins to kill big rock frog what the hell boy
fully built c6 hutao can kill it in a min
I once had a whale carry me and now I've been scared to co-op ever since
Very cool I started when the Hu Tao banner came out TT which is around 25 ish days ago
0:14 bruh same, once I had a dream where we got Aquila Favonia for free from an event. Very unrealistic but you never question stuff in your dreams so I was so happy
He doesn’t talk about his game breaking because of the resin refresh
He was speed tapping through that second lawyer before he noticed 🤣
6:00 I love how chaotic it is in the background lmao
8:12 WYSI
Idk what a whale life style: *proceeds to be a whale*
A water droplet fell on my phone so now I'm subscribed
we all have seen that the video gratis uploads on yt which was streamed there is a previous banner that doesent show that he is lazy that shows how hard he works on his youtube your truly a ytber who deserves the success ;)
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gratis: i dream of getting a c6 character
me: i dream of getting a five star character
@@jxaww cmon traveler isnt so great