TH-cam captions be like: "I've literally dreamed, of getting a seasick Zhao and then I woke up and I was sad. That's how much gentian has influenced my life."
How it starts: "Hey look at this cool new game it has insane graphics, fun gameplay, an explorable map, and the characters look really good!" How it ends: "$68,426..."
Agreed, for most players honestly that are f2p seeing whales like this would make them wanna quit. Genshin is a gacha money hungry game just like any other gacha game. You think The game developers care Hahhahahahha Yeah no, as long as your filling pockets with green glorious Grass it doesn't matter.
Yes, it's a gacha game and we all know it. And what's the problem ? If ppl want to spend money in the game we don't care. That's not our account. I'm a F2P player and i royally don't give a f/uck if ppl spend or not their money in the game
How it starts: "Hey look at this cool new game it has insane graphics, fun gameplay, an explorable map, and the characters look really good!" How it ends: "GENSHIN R3-"
qiqi talking to the camera with chaos behind her made me laugh so hard i dont know wwhy gratis just effortlessly makes me laugh and smile thank you for your videos!
"I don't know the whale lifestyle, I don't know what its like to have a C6 5* Character." At least you know what its like to have a 5* Character with a skin
Gratis: “I don’t have enough resin to do the lay line event nooo” 24 fragile resins: *“are we a joke to you?”* Edit: You guys that say you have like 50 fragile resins, who asked?
"I literally dreamed that I have C6 Xiao then woke up" Same bro, and it was around 5 weeks before the free to use Xiao event and the event looked like the same one in my dream.
You need to do this again I personally know someone that has C6 all characters and R5 all weapons he is quite possibly the biggest whale in Genshin. I'm talking pulls for 5 star weapons just to use them as enhancement materials level of whale.
I never thought that "Dreaming about having a c6 5-star" was real until I literally did it too. I woke up and was sad but simultaneously I still accepted my C0 5 stars for what they were.
As a f2p, I was literally choking when I found a person who had 3 characters at c6 and all weapons 5 star with their Eula having a flower with 16% crit rate....
*people hiring whales to carry them or doing the abyss* *Me all alone at ar50 with no one all alone fighting level 90 hilichurls with level 70 yanfei* *HOLY HOW DID THIS GET THIS MANY LIKES I WAS BACK FROM SCHOOL LMFAO
i have four different genshin accounts. pulled for albedo on three, lost all 50/50s. 1 to keqing and 2 to dILUC- i have nightmares about those ten pulls
My boyfriend have C6 Razor, triple crown with wolves grave stone as a weapon. He’s free to play. I honestly don’t know how he did that. But his Razor is absolutely invincible. It’s scary.
Man seeing this a year later just brings me back to when the best character was still ganyu ,the chasm was not out yet, Sumeru was still not out, no one new who the new characters were. It just gives me nostalgia
my friend's hutao who is completely f2p with white tassel did 100k- idk how tbh, then, i looked at her uncle's hutao who is c6 and has r5 homa- his hutao really did 25k crit using her burst 💀
I had a dream if getting keqing and the next wish was keqing I told my friend i wanted Mona and i got mona the next wish I went in about getting kokomi and i got kokomi If only i got qiq tho
0:14 bruh same, once I had a dream where we got Aquila Favonia for free from an event. Very unrealistic but you never question stuff in your dreams so I was so happy
And here I thought I was a whale with my C2 Albedo... Even tough I spent money on this game I feel F2P now and I didn't even know F2P could be a feeling LMAOOO
@@OOPS_droppedIt 219 approximatively I hit pity twice at 80 wishes then 79 wishes and got the next one before around 50 wishes The first one was a guaranteed since I lost my last 50/50 on Hu Tao's banner and I got lucky and won 50/50 for the next two ! Good luck for your pulls I hope you get as lucky as I did for whoever character you wanna pull !
@@mumei31 oh congrats!! Two 50/50’s in a row is impressive. I actually just won my first 50/50 and got Albedo! Happy to have him as my first five star, especially with the new sword
The only time I did a decent spend was just enough to get Hu Tao, the rest has been battle pass and welkin. Now she rocks that mf Homa and annihilates everything. Oh yeah also C6 XQ helps a lot
I just dreamt about Genshin having a super massive update and I was going to explore it but… I woke up before I could. There was a few things wrong in my dream too. Waypoints were not unlocked yet (I unlock all of them) and I was busy getting them that I forgot about the new area. At the end of the dream, I woke up. Sadly.
i remember dreaming about getting a c6 albedo and i genuinely thought it was real, i woke up got on genshin as soon as my pc turned on like "oh boy! i cant wait to see my c6 albe-".... i was so genuinely upset, im still baffled how it seemed so real????
QIQI STARING AT THE SCREEN WHILE BOSSES GET DEMOLISHED IN THE BACKGROUND LIKE THAT REMINDS ME OF THAT GIRL IN FRONT OF THE BURNING HOUSE MEME
for me it reminded me of the “look at all these pigeons” meme
TH-cam captions be like:
"I've literally dreamed, of getting a seasick Zhao and then I woke up and I was sad. That's how much gentian has influenced my life."
LOL
Mmhmmm yep, seems accurate. Perfect
TH-cam captions also be like: "I killed genji." Or "Die Luke"
...Seems pretty accurate to me..
Also
"C65 stars"
“C6 dialogue man”
"I dream about c6 5 stars"
Same gratis sameee
Every fucking time
I'm only dreaming about winning the 50/50, I don't even have a c6 5 star in my wildest dreams :,)
Dreaming about C6 Kazuha and Hu Tao 🥲 They're my mains... I got lucky and got C1 Hu Tao
Kazuha constellations when
Im dreaming of getting a 5 star
@@JustASunflowerSeeD me too... like, you're telling me there are actual f2p's that WON a 50/50?? impossible.
How it starts: "Hey look at this cool new game it has insane graphics, fun gameplay, an explorable map, and the characters look really good!"
How it ends: "$68,426..."
Agreed, for most players honestly that are f2p seeing whales like this would make them wanna quit.
Genshin is a gacha money hungry game just like any other gacha game. You think The game developers care Hahhahahahha Yeah no, as long as your filling pockets with green glorious Grass it doesn't matter.
Chulala?
Yes, it's a gacha game and we all know it. And what's the problem ? If ppl want to spend money in the game we don't care. That's not our account.
I'm a F2P player and i royally don't give a f/uck if ppl spend or not their money in the game
How it starts: "Hey look at this cool new game it has insane graphics, fun gameplay, an explorable map, and the characters look really good!"
How it ends: "GENSHIN R3-"
This man is so F2P he even “hires” people for free
The power of the word please
@@ooiysen the word please doesnt do anything most of the time irl
Imagine having a C6 limited character 👁️
Imagine having Limited characters you want....
imagine having the money to do that
Imagine having primogems
Imagine having mc jkjkjk lol
imagine having the character in the first place
Now this is truly pay to win if you’re hiring
Ayo your pfp is from that michael animation right?
“I don’t know what it’s like to have a c6 5 star character”
Traveler: Am i a joke to you?
I dreamt about getting a hu tao when i started playing genshin. And i didn't wake up. It was real.
Well he/she isn’t a five star if you think about it
@@ozvaldovonhrafnavines7575 only in archive
@UCW2-rbcXvMhVJYmx7-rspVQ you can get them from quests,statue and from the whatever it’s called shop (travelers cons btw)
@@AsianEspionage you lucky son of a-
Imagine having C6 5* characters?
No.
*Imagine having C6 Lisa.*
Same, she does so much damage. She is wayy too underrated
14:19 Gratis making pained noises after refreshing resin
captions:
*[music]*
*[applause]*
LOLL
the real flex is having constellations on the starter characters without whaling
Mom I'm famous
i am a little tiny whale but i never buy wishes for the standard banner and i can very proudly say i have one amber constellation
C1 lisa on eu, c1 kaeya on america, 100% auethentic
C1 kaeya,c1 lisa ,c2 amber 😁
C1 Kaeya C1 Amber and I use neither 😐
c2 amber and c1 kaeya moment
I wish Dvalin was co-opable it's hp would melt like butter
like a criminal undercover
Gon' pop like trouble breaking into your heart like that
Bro, ganyu C6 could like, 2 shot dvalin, it takes a total of 3 seconds to beat dvalin
@@kylnfebruary6 cool shade stuner
Oh no it’s the attack of the bts stans
qiqi talking to the camera with chaos behind her made me laugh so hard i dont know wwhy gratis just effortlessly makes me laugh and smile thank you for your videos!
The ganyu chilling in a distance dealing 40k every 2 seconds
"I don't know the whale lifestyle, I don't know what its like to have a C6 5* Character."
At least you know what its like to have a 5* Character with a skin
Can we just take a moment to talk about the fact that he ignored that 50k from Beidou?
Yeaaa I was just pausing to see it again lmao
@Grey ♡ no time stamp is 9:20
@Grey ♡ that one was 43k
then she did 50k and he totally ignored it since he was looking at qiqis tailsman lmao
Gratis: “I don’t have enough resin to do the lay line event nooo”
24 fragile resins: *“are we a joke to you?”*
Edit: You guys that say you have like 50 fragile resins, who asked?
The forgotten resin in teapot : "I guess I don't exist then"
lol I have 63 fragile resins,
please help
@@rachmatzulfiqar the forgotten resin: **evaporates into thin air cutely**
@@lchikyo give your resin, I will use it responsibly, and get us both crit artifacts
Rachmat Wahid Zulfiqar I forgot teapot existed
"I literally dreamed that I have C6 Xiao then woke up"
Same bro, and it was around 5 weeks before the free to use Xiao event and the event looked like the same one in my dream.
i had a double banner dream before it came out lol
i was like “wow this is a good idea actually they should do that” and a week later they did
Freaky
I dreamed that I had 2 five stars or smtn-
definitely not gonna happen with my obsession to spend primos as soon as I get them lol-
I had that dream too.strange…
I dreamed a week before eula banner that eula and albedo would be on a banner and THEN a week later it happened. Dont ask me how
8:20 I love how Diluc's just passing by and came back and just... - _ -
I dreamed about getting Klee, and being her. I woke up, checked Genshin, then cried.
do you have klee now? im curious
"lettwuseewhatweeget"
gratis, thank you for these words of wisdom, literally crying, the choice of vocabulary is perfection.
time stamp?
@@arandomstranger790 6:43
I think Sayu would’ve been perfect for you sitting back and relax character since she sleeps lol.
the times gratis ignored beidou's dmg
hurts me
Ignored the 50k damage from beidou lol 😶😶😶
“Ah, aww you missed the requirement by 5 constellations” I’m actually screaming
12:57 i have sea fairy and i have not spend a single cent
You need to do this again I personally know someone that has C6 all characters and R5 all weapons he is quite possibly the biggest whale in Genshin. I'm talking pulls for 5 star weapons just to use them as enhancement materials level of whale.
is ur friend rich or just really bad with managing their personal finances
Why not both?
HELP R U TALKING ABOUT RAZERNINJAS???
Nah just a "normal" dude.
Is he secretly Jeff Bezos or something what the hell
“I HIRED whales to carry me in genshin impact”
COINCIDENCE, I THINK NOT
Gratis getting carried with qiqi is literally me every co-op game
9:21 Beidou : hits 50k
Gratis : *casually ignores*
I never thought that "Dreaming about having a c6 5-star" was real until I literally did it too. I woke up and was sad but simultaneously I still accepted my C0 5 stars for what they were.
the fact that my c0 diluc deals more dmg than that c6 diluc reminds me about his life choises
"i was dreaming about having c6 xiao but then i woke up"
*-gratis last words before depression*
Imagine hiring Henna-Oyajii and fricking destroying everything in genshin lol
Imagine co-oping with him then you blink for 1 second and childe's gone
Henna-Oyajii got the first title "Childe killer"
How about tony to
@@lantran-do9hf imagine hiring them both-
13:24 Zhongli : Oh it's ok azhdaha "it won't hurt"
As a f2p, I was literally choking when I found a person who had 3 characters at c6 and all weapons 5 star with their Eula having a flower with 16% crit rate....
*people hiring whales to carry them or doing the abyss*
*Me all alone at ar50 with no one all alone fighting level 90 hilichurls with level 70 yanfei*
*HOLY HOW DID THIS GET THIS MANY LIKES I WAS BACK FROM SCHOOL LMFAO
@Nate Higgers not at level 70 she can’t
Haha same, i use lvl 50 chars bc i just can
@ItsyaboyAndy ok let me rephrase that, an ar 50 account with barely any artifacts can’t hit those numbers
Relatable.....a bit too much
@@nothing-9084 lemme rephrase it more accurately, ar50 with albedo artifacts with talents lvl2 and not a good weapon, can't get those numbers.
i dreamed about pulling diluc. now i've lost childe's and albedo's coinflips to him
and i lost my 50/50 to diluc while pulling eula! :D
i have four different genshin accounts. pulled for albedo on three, lost all 50/50s. 1 to keqing and 2 to dILUC-
i have nightmares about those ten pulls
@@vii218 ok thats horrible but also funny, im so sorry😂
"I'm having a great day"
*CAMERA SHAKES AGGRESSIVELY*
I don't know why but the moment I saw 5:26 paired with " watch these *monsters* " I *INSTANTLY* started hearing the Pillar Men Awakening theme.
Gratis : i dont know what its like having a c6 5* character
Qiqi : would you like to?
4:47 Sounds so much like: "Yeah, I just bought a luxurious villa for my side chick so that she won't get jealous from my wife's mansion."
My boyfriend have C6 Razor, triple crown with wolves grave stone as a weapon. He’s free to play. I honestly don’t know how he did that. But his Razor is absolutely invincible. It’s scary.
as a former razor main i wish i had that kind of dedication lmao
@@milkyuuq I’ve seen a lot of ex-razor mains. Guess he is popular with the lower AR (I was also a razor main lol)
Man I wish i had him at c6,, i have him at c3 but i dont have any good claymores :(
12:05 thanks gratis for this wonderful speech
Meanwhile Genshin stonks going down
Man seeing this a year later just brings me back to when the best character was still ganyu ,the chasm was not out yet, Sumeru was still not out, no one new who the new characters were. It just gives me nostalgia
Gratis: Talking To Chat and having the time of his life
Meanwhile Zhongli: I WILL HAVE ORDER
They may be c6, but tbh their numbers aren’t as comparable to those who put hard work in their artifact grind💀
don't give whales artifact luck, it's the only thing keeping eulas 7 million the highest dmg from a single number. these ppl are gonna break the game
my friend's hutao who is completely f2p with white tassel did 100k- idk how tbh, then, i looked at her uncle's hutao who is c6 and has r5 homa- his hutao really did 25k crit using her burst 💀
the beginning lmao mood- i had a dream last night i got albedo, eula, and yoimiya in only 20 pulls, the three characters i want (besides qiqi)
same, sad
I have three of em except Albedo.. but I have Hu Tao who I dreamt of.
I had a dream if getting keqing and the next wish was keqing
I told my friend i wanted Mona and i got mona the next wish
I went in about getting kokomi and i got kokomi
If only i got qiq tho
when the c6 beidou was doing more dmg than the c6 dilucs XD
gratis' co-op team: *fighting for their lives*
gratis: **sips taco bell pepsi cutely**
"be wise with your money"
yeah, I am wise with my money. I put all my money in my savings called genshin impact.
I dream of being a Genshin Impact character sometimes.
i dream of entering the workd
Same, but i was in bee swarm simulator or something. I also was really short in it. My dreams are really weird xD
@@zhongli1139 My dreams are weird too 😭
Bro… 5k by the end of their Genshin career is a whole understatement 😭
0:14 bruh same, once I had a dream where we got Aquila Favonia for free from an event. Very unrealistic but you never question stuff in your dreams so I was so happy
Gratis: **cries in c1 qiqi**
Me with c6 qiqi and 200 starglitter from standard banner: I am 4 parallel universes ahead of you
5:50 reminds me of that meme where the girl smiles at the camera while her house is burning down total chaos
So jealous of that c6 kaeya. I'd trade my kidney for that
Next up you should hire F2Ps with built characters to see the comparison
0:16 wait that isn't normal??!?!!!! WHHHHHAAAAT👁👄👁
C6 5 stars... Normal? 👁️👄👁️
"I ca only hit 300k damage on my ultimate"
Gratis : That's so sad
im dying-
6:09 hey past me
How's it going?
How is it going ?
imagine having a c6 standart character you dont use
me who watched this on stream but decides to watch the vid anyway: yes yes amazing content indeed 😃
9:22 beidou just did 50k and he out here talking about a smiley face.
13:16 did you notice that someone wrote „cockie game“ (or run idk)
Gratis:Just casual work
*Literally meteorite falling from the sky*
"Amos bow Ganyu : Whale"
Well, that's what I got and am still F2P
id like to pay whales to help me in genshin, do they accept krill or plankton as payment
6:05 "Just a regular casual player lifestyle"
Zhongli: rock
"I dream about c6 5 stars*
Screen zooms in on Ninnguang ( A 6 star character) 🌚
Same with bennett
dang I really wish I had c6 yoimiya
And here I thought I was a whale with my C2 Albedo... Even tough I spent money on this game I feel F2P now and I didn't even know F2P could be a feeling LMAOOO
Albedo!! How many pulls did it take?
@@OOPS_droppedIt 219 approximatively I hit pity twice at 80 wishes then 79 wishes and got the next one before around 50 wishes
The first one was a guaranteed since I lost my last 50/50 on Hu Tao's banner and I got lucky and won 50/50 for the next two !
Good luck for your pulls I hope you get as lucky as I did for whoever character you wanna pull !
@@mumei31 oh congrats!! Two 50/50’s in a row is impressive. I actually just won my first 50/50 and got Albedo! Happy to have him as my first five star, especially with the new sword
@@OOPS_droppedIt Thank you congrats to you too !
" I dream about getting a C6 5 star"
Mate I wish I had that 5 star first
I did about 7 single pulls on the standard banner and got two five stars [diluc and keqing] 😭
never in my life have i heard someone say diluc like die luc
Your Genshin Impact gaming is so entertaining to see XD I am always happy to see new videos.
Also, your voice is awesome 👌
He doesn’t talk about his game breaking because of the resin refresh
i dream about spending primogems for c6 kokomi,it was so scary.
as a kokomi main that sounds like a dream
Idk what a whale life style: *proceeds to be a whale*
LOL 6:06 you just see Zhongli use a whole meteor while this dude is talking about his genshin life lol!!
6:00 I love how chaotic it is in the background lmao
Next video: Gratis holds a podcast and discusses serious topics in genshin while his teammates are getting bodied by bosses
alr let’s talk, it took like less then 5 mins to kill big rock frog what the hell boy
fully built c6 hutao can kill it in a min
I literally dream about pulling kazuha all the time, hopefully it’s a sign for when his rerun comes. LMAO
The student who excels in english, speaking at home 0:24
The fact that on the wolf the beidou main landed a 50k dmg hit and Gratis ignored it again lmao
Title: *Being carried by whale's*
F2P'S: why just why
Claim ur within a minute reward
(•̀ᴗ•́)و
Within 10 minutes take it or leave it
😊
It must be completely rare to see an f2p that has a C6 limited 5 star character unless he is a grinder or a whale.
Im suprised no traveler mains surfaced
They are the most proud C6 5 star users
"I dont see big numbers.. this is pretty weak"
*he says as he deals 388 damage*
gratis: i dream of getting a c6 character
me: i dream of getting a five star character
@@jxaww cmon traveler isnt so great
The only time I did a decent spend was just enough to get Hu Tao, the rest has been battle pass and welkin. Now she rocks that mf Homa and annihilates everything.
Oh yeah also C6 XQ helps a lot
XQ is short for xingqiu
4:57 This is the reason why Childe looks like that in Rawfler's Venti.exe lol
I just dreamt about Genshin having a super massive update and I was going to explore it but…
I woke up before I could. There was a few things wrong in my dream too. Waypoints were not unlocked yet (I unlock all of them) and I was busy getting them that I forgot about the new area.
At the end of the dream, I woke up. Sadly.
Imagine having Qiqi- I would pay to Mihoyo for a guaranteed Qiqi.
Qiqi made me cry because I got her instead of Itto 😭
My yoimiya can finish that geo cube solo in one round... with the addition of a claymore character ofc lol
imagine having a 5 star character couldn’t be me
Traveler and Aloy: Am I a joke to you?
“I literally dreamed of getting C6 Xiao”
Me: I literally dreamed of getting C3 Ei in one ten pull
Both: And I woke up and felt sad
7:15 his voice just changed
i remember dreaming about getting a c6 albedo and i genuinely thought it was real, i woke up got on genshin as soon as my pc turned on like "oh boy! i cant wait to see my c6 albe-"....
i was so genuinely upset, im still baffled how it seemed so real????
*the pain when being a low spender and doing more dmg than them all taken together with your 8/10/8 kazuha*