Smuggler Sleeps With a Sith (SWTOR)

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  • @dominiquemanning5856
    @dominiquemanning5856 ปีที่แล้ว +2035

    He didn't just dabble in the dark side he was balls deep in the dark side😎

    • @imaginarycorgi7312
      @imaginarycorgi7312 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      Thats it! You win.

    • @Drewskii59
      @Drewskii59 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      i just know its sith red

    • @attainascend
      @attainascend ปีที่แล้ว +4

      LMAOOO

    • @attainascend
      @attainascend ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@Drewskii59The dark side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural.

    • @jjrj8568
      @jjrj8568 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      "Do you know the Dark Side"
      "From the INSIDE out"

  • @codafett
    @codafett ปีที่แล้ว +1471

    Moments like this convince me that Smuggler should've been it's own independent faction.

    • @captin3149
      @captin3149 ปีที่แล้ว +235

      I've always thought that. The smuggler and bounty hunter would both have been a cool cross-faction class

    • @jankostrhun8725
      @jankostrhun8725 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      @@captin3149 RotHC should have done just that.

    • @kevind3974
      @kevind3974 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      him and bounty hunter. problam of course was that's only two so no faction power (minus the mandalorians). the thing is they could have filled the rest out with gray jedi and night sister. in all honesty it would have made for a surprisingly strong relatively neutral faction (definitely not neutral but stayed out of the larger war till fully dragged in. think America during both world wars) that would have also delved deeper into how particular planets fell. now we all know mandalor. but theirs jeda for gray jedi which was a nexus planet in its hayday so it was super powerful. dathamir for night sisters and dathamirs its own monster. plus none empire controlled hutt space or pyk, or brood or whatever powerful gang they wanted to show the rise and/or fall of for smuggler

    • @jankostrhun8725
      @jankostrhun8725 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@kevind3974 Honestly that seems a bit like a stretchy as there is no way those would come together to create some Non-aligned league. If there'd be third faction it would be Hutts but even that is a bit forced.
      You can't really do much witch with core game as you'd essentially have to make 2 stories, probably with ability to switch in-between them during the run - but that was really nothing to just flat out swap sides during Riseof the Hut Cartell and again after KOTFE/ET was finished instead of that (or as an alternative to) that double agent nonsense.

    • @kevind3974
      @kevind3974 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@jankostrhun8725 correct and thats why i am not surprised they went down that road. all four were alwase vastle indipendent till around the clone wars era and thats only because by that point in time they all fucked themselves so hard their planet was not just nearly unhospitibal but also not worth it anymore so they lost everything but scraps.

  • @Zurgo-fl1kx
    @Zurgo-fl1kx ปีที่แล้ว +479

    I fucking died at the wookie making his exit it was funny as hell

    • @brodyestes2376
      @brodyestes2376 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Smuggler: :YOu promised me some pussee
      Bowdarr: --Screeching noises--

  • @billybobj9988
    @billybobj9988 ปีที่แล้ว +301

    flirting with 3 girls at once infront of them, chad

  • @LetsGoChamp-
    @LetsGoChamp- 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1026

    Smuggler is an absolute chad in every encounter.

    • @ЯАга-я4л
      @ЯАга-я4л ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Still, Zare is unimpressed

    • @JoshTheHoffman
      @JoshTheHoffman ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@ЯАга-я4л Sith always thirst for more and better.

    • @thalmoragent9344
      @thalmoragent9344 ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@JoshTheHoffman
      True, they're always looking for the next best thing

  • @MrMatsudi
    @MrMatsudi ปีที่แล้ว +400

    "But I didn't do anything!" "... ... ... EVERYOOOOONE!" Genuinely cackled at that. xD

  • @riveraharper8166
    @riveraharper8166 ปีที่แล้ว +554

    Well. That's one way to Slay the Sith...

  • @thehistoryteen9323
    @thehistoryteen9323 ปีที่แล้ว +818

    You know, this Sith takes the idea of sleeping around to a whole new level. I expected it to be an option not her straight up coming out and saying, "Knock me up, I know you want to!!"

    • @227th3rdPioneers
      @227th3rdPioneers ปีที่แล้ว +54

      Yeah, but hey at least smuggler gets some. Bounty Hunter/Mando story line is like balls dry my guy.

    • @MrBlue99912
      @MrBlue99912 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      ​@@227th3rdPioneers something tells me Mando and Bo are gonna be gettin it on in S4 next year, they even hinted Mando liking her as a person, and really who does Lol

    • @227th3rdPioneers
      @227th3rdPioneers ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@MrBlue99912 lol. At least one of my Vode is getting some XD

    • @LakesideTrey
      @LakesideTrey ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@MrBlue99912idk Bo Katan is like in her 50s by the Mandalorian and Din Jarin is like 30. I don't have any problem with that age gap, but I doubt Disney will do it.

    • @MrBlue99912
      @MrBlue99912 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@LakesideTrey I also really don't see a problem if they still intend to tease it in S4, but when the writers hint at something, it usually means that they want something in the story to happen, and you really can't tell the writers no, afterall look at all of the DC and Marvel comic writers in the past 20yrs.

  • @badconnection4383
    @badconnection4383 ปีที่แล้ว +156

    Smuggler: What do you bring to the table?
    Sith: Me.

  • @axellion4573
    @axellion4573 2 ปีที่แล้ว +317

    the wookie be like: Im out of here good luck bro

  • @bartdebruijn4599
    @bartdebruijn4599 ปีที่แล้ว +363

    The writing in this game, especially for the smuggler is just golden.

  • @tomservo5347
    @tomservo5347 ปีที่แล้ว +299

    The writers did a marvelous job at oozing innuendo. "My crimson box". No wonder so many Jedi turn-they fill up to bursting at the seams and will do anything for a 5-second nut with whatever sultry Sith that indulge in whatever emotion they feel.

    • @Hi-Im-Gib
      @Hi-Im-Gib ปีที่แล้ว +37

      Bro the way I played my Jedi Sentinel route my dude and Kara (Jedi companion) just gave off vibes that we'd be fucking like rabbits every chance we got.
      And I mean, I don't blame them, the Jedi can be so uptight sometimes.

    • @natem1579
      @natem1579 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      *Moments after banging*
      "Such a gorgeous box... a delectable shade of crimson, wouldn't you agree?"

    • @thalmoragent9344
      @thalmoragent9344 ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@Hi-Im-Gib
      Lmao, yeah I can see some Jedi couples. The Order allowed some relationships in the past, way back in the day, but overall, they've now disbanded it all together.
      You and your companion being "involved" could help your force abilities, due to the fact that sometimes, emotions can help, not just lead to the Dark side.

  • @axinite2545
    @axinite2545 ปีที่แล้ว +251

    Even I'm speechless. So many golden moments here. Including as "wrong as a hutt wearing a bikini" 🤣

  • @jjrj8568
    @jjrj8568 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I absolutely love how TOR was not written for kids; an adult SW MMO game.

  • @pulpjedaii
    @pulpjedaii ปีที่แล้ว +240

    Bro my man missed out on the best dialogue option in this chapter, "Stop waving your hands like that you both look ridiculous 😂"

    • @twinodoom
      @twinodoom 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      It turns the Sith against you. One of the most difficult choices in the Smuggler story.

  • @HouseOfAlastrian
    @HouseOfAlastrian ปีที่แล้ว +148

    "I think you're as wrong as a Hutt wearing a bikini."
    LMFAO such a burn!

  • @timonsteiner
    @timonsteiner ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Dudes trying to smash all the parties in a female mexican standoff. The force is strong in this one.

  • @ThatRandomDude204
    @ThatRandomDude204 ปีที่แล้ว +54

    So THIS is why my friend kept recommending Smuggler to me if I wanted to have more fun lmfao

  • @Dark_Voice
    @Dark_Voice ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Seems like Theran Cedrax got tired of traveling with the Jedi Consular and chose a more passionate woman :)

  • @TonyRedgrave
    @TonyRedgrave ปีที่แล้ว +18

    "I'm as close to perfection as you're gonna get." With that hairstyle? Not likely.

    • @another7414
      @another7414 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yeah but doesn’t change the fact that she’s hot af

  • @delfinenteddyson9865
    @delfinenteddyson9865 ปีที่แล้ว +53

    6:28 "Bargaining with you was a pleasure" literally

  • @zac0918
    @zac0918 ปีที่แล้ว +69

    she is a sith influencer, she pays with exposure

  • @dylanwight5764
    @dylanwight5764 ปีที่แล้ว +86

    Bowdaar bowing out is almost as good as M1-4X exclaiming "Oh hell no!" when he sees Gearboxes' little surprise on Alderaan.

  • @theinfinitestoryline7588
    @theinfinitestoryline7588 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    3:45 Shame there's no option for all three of them to join you...😂

  • @bigsmilie07
    @bigsmilie07 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    The wookie was like aight bruh I'm out 😅😅😅

  • @redjirachi1
    @redjirachi1 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    Virgin Disney: No Palpatine is a vilcel (villainous celibate), he's too evil to have kids the natural way so he just made a clone for father Rey
    Chad Bioware: *Big tiddy Sith GF*

    • @xanderm6090
      @xanderm6090 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Palps had clones in Legends canon too. In fact Disney was the only one where said clones had sex.

    • @redjirachi1
      @redjirachi1 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@xanderm6090 Yeah but they were only for backup bodies and not an excuse for Palpatine to be a vilcel who still had kids

  • @GenSphinx
    @GenSphinx ปีที่แล้ว +30

    After all that, the Smuggler is a two pump chump.

  • @seb6226
    @seb6226 3 ปีที่แล้ว +60

    Therans twin brother.

  • @kujoujima7303
    @kujoujima7303 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    "but i didnt do anything!!"
    "everyone!!!"
    🤣

  • @spider-boy5498
    @spider-boy5498 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    4:47 Haha... Even I don't know which side to route for now.

  • @That_0ne_Dev
    @That_0ne_Dev ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Imagine sleeping with someone and they go "You creep me out" immedietly after

  • @Josh-99
    @Josh-99 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Smuggler and Imperial Agent get all the best story moments. I do feel like Light Side Sith Inquisitor is also pretty good because he's just such a smart-ass all the time to these REALLY powerful Sith Lords who don't kill you outright due to plot armor.

  • @noob1saibot2
    @noob1saibot2 ปีที่แล้ว +78

    By the way that box is a holocron that belonged to darth nihilius I forgot the rest of the words

    • @greenhydra10
      @greenhydra10 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Had a feeling that was a holocron.

  • @CodedHumor
    @CodedHumor ปีที่แล้ว +25

    I lost it when the third scene you had a wookie now instead. Felt like you replaced the other one because they kept disapproving lol

  • @andremaube5069
    @andremaube5069 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Smuggler has by far the funniest dialogues in the game

  • @TempestLM
    @TempestLM ปีที่แล้ว +18

    She didn't like it 💀

  • @padmeamidala8731
    @padmeamidala8731 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Wish we could do the same with the female smuggler. Dudes have all the fun -_-

    • @christiandude2151
      @christiandude2151 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      We have too many damn games with guys and girls getting a sausage fest in BioWare let’s just have this please??

    • @MorlyDotes
      @MorlyDotes ปีที่แล้ว

      We used to be able to. There was originally a "bug" that persisted for years that a female smuggler could choose to sleep with the Sith. Then Bioware went and "fixed" it to add the retarded makeup line or whatever for females. Those of us that played female smugglers were pretty incensed at the time.

    • @highlyopinionated5611
      @highlyopinionated5611 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      There are plenty of opportunities for Fem!Smuggler to be flirty/have funny moments like this. Like for example; you can have a fling with the aristocrat boy on Alderaan and afterwards ask him to propose. His reaction is priceless. 😂

  • @WickedPrince3D
    @WickedPrince3D ปีที่แล้ว +24

    I half forgot about the story for this. I ran it about ten years ago when it was insanely hard. Go lightside and you get a chump jedi padawan on your side, who can't stand up to anything, you have to find a way to save her, while being murdered yourself. While the Sith either murders your companion almost immediately or ignores them completely. At least that's how I remember it going ten years ago. I had to pull a second PC ally in to get through it, even though I was over-leveled for this.

  • @sardaukerlegion
    @sardaukerlegion ปีที่แล้ว +6

    😮😮😮"wrong as a hutt wearing a bikini"😮😮😮

  • @420WILD
    @420WILD ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Not much crimson on that box lol

  • @michaelkimberling7307
    @michaelkimberling7307 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    He used the “Force”

  • @jack1d1XB
    @jack1d1XB ปีที่แล้ว +7

    If it means getting a lightsabre to the janglies in the morning, nah, pass, 😅😊😂

    • @Robbini0
      @Robbini0 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Sith aren't guaranteed as praying manti.
      They would only do that if you were really that bad, annoyed them some other way or if they went on a rampage.

  • @dragonobsessive
    @dragonobsessive หลายเดือนก่อน

    Nothing sounds more badass to me in Star Wars than "I f*cked a Sith"

  • @wastrelperv
    @wastrelperv ปีที่แล้ว +73

    Jedi is way cuter. Her safety is a greater prize than a fling with a sith.

    • @matearas7787
      @matearas7787 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Sith all the way

    • @willieoelkers5568
      @willieoelkers5568 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Plus it's just so fun to flirt with her and hear her nonplussed responses.

    • @motodog242
      @motodog242 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      She friendzones you hard. She finally understands your innuendos and just says, “if I wasn’t devoted to the force, yes, but I am, so… toodles.”

    • @badconnection4383
      @badconnection4383 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Jedi only knows missionary, Sith all the way.

    • @willieoelkers5568
      @willieoelkers5568 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@motodog242 And? That’s her prerogative

  • @aidtry182
    @aidtry182 ปีที่แล้ว

    @5:33 Tell me your heart's desire, my dear...
    Wet, raw bare back...

  • @callahanfolt6460
    @callahanfolt6460 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    what a way of a sith to courting someone....

  • @Jack_Mercer
    @Jack_Mercer ปีที่แล้ว +23

    Anyone knows if the chest piece Vaverone is wearing is avaliable to purchase or to drop?

  • @mandaloretheangry9043
    @mandaloretheangry9043 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    still can't bang the jedi

    • @wastrelperv
      @wastrelperv ปีที่แล้ว +8

      That's fine, I wouldn't want it that way. She deserves better than that.

    • @matearas7787
      @matearas7787 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yeah becuse the manipulative jedi is dead

    • @wastrelperv
      @wastrelperv ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@matearas7787 I'm gonna put some dirt in your eye.

    • @zelos7413
      @zelos7413 ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@wastrelperv how did that get in there?

    • @wastrelperv
      @wastrelperv ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@zelos7413 I grabbed it off the ground and put it in his eye. Simple.

  • @LordWyatt
    @LordWyatt 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Her: I’m not like other girls…I mean Sith.😏

  • @cobaltprime9467
    @cobaltprime9467 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Keep in mind… there’s no underwear in space

  • @deman182
    @deman182 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I always go Darkside here and not just for Zare, the Jedi tried to Mind Trick me. That shits not very nice

  • @saintricardo8746
    @saintricardo8746 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Smuggler more like Rizzler

  • @anthonyju6392
    @anthonyju6392 ปีที่แล้ว

    Get me everyone. EVVVEERRRYYYYYYOONNNNNNEEEE!

  • @DG-wz7qg
    @DG-wz7qg ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "You're about as wrong as a Hutt in a bikini" lol.

  • @Drewskii59
    @Drewskii59 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    i just know its sith red

  • @HandofOmega
    @HandofOmega ปีที่แล้ว +2

    What are the odds of something like this happening in The Acolyte??

  • @Fatherofheroesandheroines
    @Fatherofheroesandheroines ปีที่แล้ว +4

    She's for the Sith Streets!

    • @mrbuster3106
      @mrbuster3106 ปีที่แล้ว

      Better than Jedi - you ain't getting even a peck on a cheek there.

  • @Calla47
    @Calla47 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    lewd

  • @eddyeddyd
    @eddyeddyd ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Hot

  • @kmartbruh622
    @kmartbruh622 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    W rizz

  • @Zackman217
    @Zackman217 ปีที่แล้ว

    Well now.

  • @maning04
    @maning04 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

    It makes perfect sense for the smuggler character to be a womanizer 😂 I personally think that the Smuggler's storyline is kind of a comedic relief compared to the other playable classes

  • @ThePariahDark
    @ThePariahDark ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Not even a trading card? Or some saxophone music? Just a fade to black and you are done? Wow, how cheap is that.

  • @92Mrbubbles
    @92Mrbubbles ปีที่แล้ว

    the box isnt even red

  • @blixsa1179
    @blixsa1179 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    I´d rather drink hutt bathwater

  • @badfoody
    @badfoody ปีที่แล้ว

    lol i just shot her HAHAHA

  • @linda-0587
    @linda-0587 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Yeeaahhh…I always kill the Jedi, she’s too uppity and snobby

  • @Hakuru15
    @Hakuru15 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    I love the dialogue of this game

  • @Hakosin-i3z
    @Hakosin-i3z ปีที่แล้ว +3

    W rizz