Rodney Carrington Married

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  • @DaniiLysette
    @DaniiLysette 11 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    I'm English and have just heard about this guy. I haven't laughed so hard in ages. He is awesome! :)

  • @1cowboyftw
    @1cowboyftw 7 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    this man is really talented, funny, great singer.

  • @TheRoper132
    @TheRoper132 13 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    "Look at me when im looking at you."

  • @dirtyd742
    @dirtyd742 13 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    "Nobody ever goes to Italy" - amen brother.

  • @USArmy05
    @USArmy05 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Best marriage speech ever.

  • @WannabeJackassStars
    @WannabeJackassStars 12 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    "...What if I put the apple in there?"
    "That's fine, just don't eat it."

    • @johnlamarca9439
      @johnlamarca9439 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      He remembered that from Sunday School lessons.

  • @DidrikBell
    @DidrikBell 13 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I totally agree with everything he said!!
    He is a genius!!!

  • @ronnieledford2575
    @ronnieledford2575 8 ปีที่แล้ว +55

    i was married 24 year's, we only had one bad argument ""it la sted 24 years😘

  • @vortexgaming1614
    @vortexgaming1614 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    The most funny isn't guy I have ever herd I can't stop laughing 😂 lol xD nosh nosh

  • @TeresaCosper
    @TeresaCosper 13 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Laugh out loud. Hilarious but sooo true.

  • @rodeogirl9720
    @rodeogirl9720 8 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    love this its funny as ever

  • @thegreekbourne73
    @thegreekbourne73 9 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Brilliant!!

  • @kristiecooksey4680
    @kristiecooksey4680 11 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    OMG...I NEEDED THAT!!! LMAO

  • @vajiraism
    @vajiraism 13 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    !Look at me when I'm Lookin at you !"

  • @Canadarox69
    @Canadarox69 13 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    LOL ... "You got this much flow, you don't need need a pad. You need stitches !"

    • @MichaelWSmith-mc8uo
      @MichaelWSmith-mc8uo 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lance Shannon Thanks for being a fan of mine and i would like to have you a free ticket whenever am in your home zone and if am much free we can hang out for dinner before my show, it always been a huge pleasure to have time with my fans before my event. Text me here for further enquiry (508-618-7995)

  • @sharonescobar130
    @sharonescobar130 10 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    Funny but a lot of truth to what he said

  • @FUCKUflylion132
    @FUCKUflylion132 11 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    "...and fun starts packing it's shit"
    "Where are you going fun? Nowhere...just kinda getting some stuff together".
    "...and then one day fun just says: "Fuck it and takes off".
    "Come back fun. Fuck you married guy"

  • @lollipopsnsugarsmiles4176
    @lollipopsnsugarsmiles4176 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Gimmie 3 cheeseburgers and 4 donuts I dont give a shit anymore! She'll have the same she's married too! 😂

  • @plum2312
    @plum2312 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Drunk guy...totally pissed!

  • @sheilabarron7206
    @sheilabarron7206 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    😂😂😂😂😂OMG OMG OMG 🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤 Rodney is GREAT💙

  • @taprice24
    @taprice24 12 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    i can't stop laughing!!!!!!!!!!!!!! this is sum funny shit

  • @jhdjr1
    @jhdjr1 10 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    seen him in ft wayne at the embassy......was hilarious

  • @ladyraven30
    @ladyraven30 12 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    This man is hilarious!

    • @MichaelWSmith-mc8uo
      @MichaelWSmith-mc8uo 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Thanks for being a fan of mine and i would like to have you a free ticket whenever am in your home zone and if am much free we can hang out for dinner before my show, it always been a huge pleasure to have time with my fans before my event. Text me here for further enquiry (508-618-7995)

  • @MrHandfulofpeter
    @MrHandfulofpeter 12 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    i laughed the entire time

  • @beatupkingpremium3326
    @beatupkingpremium3326 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

    2024 and I still want to know where fun went

  • @pauleneharris8619
    @pauleneharris8619 ปีที่แล้ว

    Love it 😍

  • @whaterverrr99
    @whaterverrr99 9 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    1:03 HAHAHA

  • @adambrooks4617
    @adambrooks4617 9 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    thats funny as fuck

  • @farmalmta
    @farmalmta 11 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    He's the American Country version of England's "The Pub Landlord". Both are just a scream!

  • @Alethiometer
    @Alethiometer 12 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    OH NO...If a man judges me by my mother...I'm soooooo screwed I'll die single. Damn the though is scary as hell too me

  • @Cutiepiecanfly
    @Cutiepiecanfly 13 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    ..........LOOK AT ME WHEN IM LOOKING AT YOU!

    • @MichaelWSmith-mc8uo
      @MichaelWSmith-mc8uo 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      shelberto lynn Thanks for being a fan of mine and i would like to have you a free ticket whenever am in your home zone and if am much free we can hang out for dinner before my show, it always been a huge pleasure to have time with my fans before my event. Text me here for further enquiry (508-618-7995)

  • @rejectedrocky2011
    @rejectedrocky2011 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    Very funny could not stop laughing :)

  • @Boragath
    @Boragath 9 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Preach!

  • @Njennings42
    @Njennings42 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    1:00 I get that

  • @grizzlysnuff96
    @grizzlysnuff96 12 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    happey happey sad happey sad horney horney horney aww bichey shit
    thats my favorite part

  • @MrsCarter25702
    @MrsCarter25702 12 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    it is funny as hell

  • @RollYourOwn2
    @RollYourOwn2 13 ปีที่แล้ว

    Just out of curiousety? When You forward 4 videos it comes up Send Another One?
    But on about the 5th one it comes back.( You have sent to many)
    Anyone else have this problem? And Who do You contact about it?

  • @BigDaddy-mv7hy
    @BigDaddy-mv7hy 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I been married 25 years. 😱😰 I have no spine!!

  • @pinkbutterflygrrl227
    @pinkbutterflygrrl227 11 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    LMFAO! Gimmie 3 cheeseburgers and 4 donuts,I dont give a shit anymore! She' ll have the same she's married too. Thank god im married I wouldnt stand a fuckin chance right now!

  • @grahamspry180
    @grahamspry180 12 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Say Hello to ya Mom, I had to run

  • @teddyernie
    @teddyernie 13 ปีที่แล้ว

    i was there front row, all i could notice is that big shinny ring he had

  • @BigOnes1993
    @BigOnes1993 13 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    no body ever goes to italy

  • @febash1702
    @febash1702 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Genius 😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹

  • @ez-g3090
    @ez-g3090 ปีที่แล้ว

    The best thing a woman can give a man is her youth.

  • @FUCKUflylion132
    @FUCKUflylion132 11 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    You know what's funny about this guy? Watch his body language. Especially when he starts "spinning the mood wheel" and when "fun packs its shit".

  • @dustastull2296
    @dustastull2296 12 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    OMG LMAO HAHAHAHA

  • @kingtroy1005
    @kingtroy1005 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Wonder how his wife feels about this😂😂

    • @thes.a.s.s.1361
      @thes.a.s.s.1361 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Kingtroy 100 He is separated/divorced now.

    • @thecman26
      @thecman26 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Aren't they divorced?

    • @ToolFist598
      @ToolFist598 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@thecman26 yep they're divorced now

  • @MichaelK1059
    @MichaelK1059 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    OMG That is Awesome.

  • @Hoshimaru57
    @Hoshimaru57 12 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I knew he was funny, but this, this is my scene right here!
    My girlfriend's mother...god bless her, she's a sweet woman, did a damn good job raisin her.
    But as he said; "I AM FUCKED!"
    She's arthirtic, diabetic, rather...large, and bipolar. And at Sarah's age, was a carbon copy of her!

  • @theBlackOutfour
    @theBlackOutfour 12 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    look at me when im lookin at you!!!

  • @tannerturlington
    @tannerturlington 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    Mrs. Johnson Mrs. Johnson

  • @reedalerttv4677
    @reedalerttv4677 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Funny :D

  • @MyEmolover101
    @MyEmolover101 13 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    i love this shit its so funny

  • @whitewolf1112
    @whitewolf1112 8 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Marriage, it's a trap!

    • @Mav_F
      @Mav_F 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Only for Dick Heads and people who think everything is too hard, then they think its a trap. Like he said, too much temptation out there and no one really works on their relationship as its easier to cheat and with living pressures, eg finances, work and children desires, it all becomes too hard. There is no balance and no communication anymore.

    • @RyanSmith-wo2pi
      @RyanSmith-wo2pi 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      It's called Divorced.

    • @RyanSmith-wo2pi
      @RyanSmith-wo2pi 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      That's what Divorce is.

  • @anthonysills7226
    @anthonysills7226 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    Best part

  • @ae4xo
    @ae4xo 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I guess that was right before the divorce

  • @chandlerhutchison5926
    @chandlerhutchison5926 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    nobody ever goes to Italy...

  • @AwsomeKiller456
    @AwsomeKiller456 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    LMFAO !!!

  • @myairspace3xx
    @myairspace3xx 11 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    When you get married it doesn't mean you're gonna get more sex.

  • @halosucks22
    @halosucks22 14 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Funniest shit ever.

  • @maxeide22
    @maxeide22 11 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I dam near pissed my self

  • @dustastull2296
    @dustastull2296 12 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    BOOB LOOK THIS WAY OTHER LOOKING THAT WAY LOOK AT ME WHEN IM LOOKIN AT YOU SHIT IS TO FUNNY ;D

    • @MichaelWSmith-mc8uo
      @MichaelWSmith-mc8uo 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Dusta Stull Thanks for being a fan of mine and i would like to have you a free ticket whenever am in your home zone and if am much free we can hang out for dinner before my show, it always been a huge pleasure to have time with my fans before my event. Text me here for further enquiry (508-618-7995)

  • @austininhof7272
    @austininhof7272 9 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    FALA LAL LA LA IM FUCKED

    • @rodeogirl9720
      @rodeogirl9720 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Austin Inhof I thought it was funny but a little hurtful but the truth hurts

  • @greglupo9871
    @greglupo9871 8 ปีที่แล้ว

    don't make me nervous

  • @johnathanhatley4647
    @johnathanhatley4647 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    4:19 to 4:24 lol!

  • @PhilieBlunt666
    @PhilieBlunt666 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    Pretty much

  • @billygray5658
    @billygray5658 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Billy gray

  • @williamcarter1993
    @williamcarter1993 12 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I AM FUCKED!!!

  • @JJ238219
    @JJ238219 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    1:47

  • @tomschrepf4313
    @tomschrepf4313 11 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Hey Bill....lack of a sense of humor must be a bummer!!!!! sweat away baby!!!!

  • @sabrinasearls545
    @sabrinasearls545 8 ปีที่แล้ว

    Lol!

  • @bellamarley9455
    @bellamarley9455 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    😆

  • @ribbs06
    @ribbs06 12 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    im fuckin gettin a work out.. lmao im fat if ur dont know what im talkin about

  • @pauledwards4822
    @pauledwards4822 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    That's not true for my mom she looks nothing like my grandma I saw my grandfather's obituary picture it was a picture of him on his wedding day he looks just like my mother it's like they were twins I'm not trying to say she doesn't look like a woman or that he wasn't a man's man but they look just alike

  • @shawnschroeder549
    @shawnschroeder549 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    I know the feeling...women are the strangest people in the whole fkn world. I have just given up trying anymore....I certainly dont come on to her either...its all just a huge let down.

    • @shawnschroeder549
      @shawnschroeder549 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Rodney Carrington I really long time😄. Thanks for your comedy dude!

  • @damiansierocinski16
    @damiansierocinski16 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I am really sorry for a guy, whose wife is laughing the loudest.

    • @MrGchiasson
      @MrGchiasson 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Damian Sierociński if the guy is in the audience..,ROFLMAO...and his wife is giving him, 'the eye'..No sex this month!

  • @BillRalens
    @BillRalens 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    sweaty armpit

    • @cannotwaittoseedavanteadam4301
      @cannotwaittoseedavanteadam4301 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It gets very hot on stage under those lights...

    • @ultimtdisc
      @ultimtdisc 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Rico Stifler
      Then he shouldn't wear light colored shirts.

    • @febash1702
      @febash1702 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      He Is Physically Performing here lmao🤷🏼‍♀️🤷🏼‍♀️🤷🏼‍♀️😹😹😹😹😹🤦🏼‍♀️🤦🏼‍♀️🤦🏼‍♀️✌

  • @magyarmaven
    @magyarmaven 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    dancing with a man

  • @davidhays6286
    @davidhays6286 ปีที่แล้ว

    1:46