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  • @tylerdaniel6428
    @tylerdaniel6428 ปีที่แล้ว +261

    I saw rodney live shortly after his divorce and he was not the same... i hope some of the happiness has come back to his life.

    • @krickkraft1672
      @krickkraft1672 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Agreed, that takes its toll on a man for sure

    • @ricknelms
      @ricknelms ปีที่แล้ว +27

      none of us are ever the same are we?

    • @joshchoate9499
      @joshchoate9499 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      ​@krickkraft1672 I saw him a month ago and his set was hilarious some of his best work so I think he's getting over it

    • @user-ho5vz5tg3r
      @user-ho5vz5tg3r ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I saw the 2013 Show too, it was really dark.

    • @wildman318
      @wildman318 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      @@ricknelmsnot me. I’ve been alone for almost 25 years.

  • @Girth.Brooks11
    @Girth.Brooks11 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +46

    The 4th down joke is hands down one of the BEST jokes in comedy history.

    • @frolicdiver
      @frolicdiver 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      He’s one of the funniest guys ever. We all have our flaws but the way he describes stuff is like hangin out with your best friend. I WISH I could have a couple beers with him.

  • @sylviayoung6574
    @sylviayoung6574 3 ปีที่แล้ว +123

    I was blessed with being able to see Rodney at the Civic center in Farmington, NM. OMG I never laughed so dang hard in my life!! I literally had to cross my legs to keep from peeing!! We miss you man please come back! We have never needed laughter more than we do at this moment in time...God Bless you my favorite pair of Wranglers!!

    • @dougevans6389
      @dougevans6389 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I was blessed to see him at the Fox theater in Atlanta Georgia the most beautiful and best place to see any band or any comedian or anything in the world is the Fox theater in Atlanta Georgia it is beautiful and he was so funny I’m like you I’ve never laughed so much in my life he needs to come back I would love to see him again!! So Sylvia May God bless you and your family and keep you safe in these bad times we’re living in is my prayer!!! Amen 🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻

    • @jeffreysalter8111
      @jeffreysalter8111 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I agree we need Rodney and Ron white together that would be awesome

    • @joeharp3898
      @joeharp3898 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      T7677

    • @henryjim6659
      @henryjim6659 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Wow!! Wish I seen him at that time...man that succs...I'm from here too!! FMT!!!..

    • @cravinmodank
      @cravinmodank ปีที่แล้ว

      I was born in Farmington .... Just saying

  • @kenfrank3782
    @kenfrank3782 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    Drove around the USA for a year - We had a couple of his CD’s and loved playing them Laughing our butt rd s off every time.

  • @sealot2420
    @sealot2420 3 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    The penalty for grabbing the pouch was absolutely the funniest

  • @balerjohnson3099
    @balerjohnson3099 4 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    I first heard Rodney on Bob and Tom and now all these years later Rodney is my go to guy when I need a laugh and just feel better ..thx boss.

    • @brettallison5753
      @brettallison5753 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Listened to Tom & Bob every chance I'd get. Heard Rodney on it a few times myself way back in the early years.here I am now still listening years later.😂

  • @howdyhowareya7240
    @howdyhowareya7240 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    I went to this show a few years ago with friends, we laughed the whole time! Rodney is great. I’d love to attend another show.

  • @justintucker155
    @justintucker155 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Seen him march 2016 at the adler theater davenport Iowa. He was absolutely amazing got to meet and greet afterwards. Hes amazing!!!!

  • @rt-kw8jd
    @rt-kw8jd 7 ปีที่แล้ว +61

    Iv been listening to this guy since1993.an he is funny as hell

    • @diannemartin7500
      @diannemartin7500 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Where is he from? I live in North Carolina and I go see Chris Wiles as much as I can in Greensboro, I live in a small town North of Winston Salem

  • @timburton1715
    @timburton1715 5 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    Hilarious 😂 absolutely hilarious because it's true and we can truly relate... love ❤️ being able to laugh 😂 at life with family 👨‍👩‍👧‍👦 and friends ... thanks 🙏🏻 for sharing.

  • @johnwilliamson2276
    @johnwilliamson2276 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    I can't tell you how funny this is! My eyes are full of tears. And I can share it with my wife, that would bring on WWIII!

  • @paulgrisez5834
    @paulgrisez5834 3 ปีที่แล้ว +60

    This clip never gets old

  • @need4speednv
    @need4speednv 5 ปีที่แล้ว +133

    5 to 7 days out of the month. I have a wife and four daughters, try all month.

    • @LordDouglas83
      @LordDouglas83  5 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      I have no words that can convey how sorry I am.

    • @DubPaj
      @DubPaj 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      I grew up the youngest of 8. 5 were girls. My wife tells everyone that I was well broken before we got married

    • @frankbob4043
      @frankbob4043 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      bob sponge. Well shit Bob, you must be carrying one of yer past family members penance. When you get to heaven, I'd have a serious talk with God and demand that you get to live in Charlies Chocolate Factory for the rest of eternity.

    • @wtfcanuck7952
      @wtfcanuck7952 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @Heygoodlooking-lk9kg
      @Heygoodlooking-lk9kg 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Tell me about it,,,, mother, 5 sisters, 2 wives, several girlfriends,,,,, I'm a guy who's suffered from PMT all my life!

  • @tkw79
    @tkw79 5 ปีที่แล้ว +67

    Lol..I always say "I wanted to the other night and you didn't want to" to my husband and he always yells "when?! Where was I"?! Rodneys so hilarious!

  • @benw5291
    @benw5291 4 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    This dude is funny as shit and I'm from the hood which lets you know that every race has something to offer.

    • @PhilMante
      @PhilMante 22 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Dave Chappelle & Chris Rock are hilarious, and I'm from the trailer park.

  • @phayzyre1052
    @phayzyre1052 5 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    Anyone that’s been married 20 years or more will completely understand this!

  • @id10t98
    @id10t98 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    7 years old and still relevant is the sign of great comedy!

  • @jeffhoward9186
    @jeffhoward9186 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    He is speaking the truth here guys. That shit actually happens.

  • @leahrollins6706
    @leahrollins6706 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    Saw him live and laughed non stop!!!

  • @selena_steffen
    @selena_steffen 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Omg 😂😂😂you're so funny watched all your video clips 😂 🤣!! Oh mylanta ya got me in stitches Rodney !!! ❤❤❤❤❤❤😅😅😂

  • @iluvdrywall
    @iluvdrywall 3 ปีที่แล้ว +58

    New Rule: always start your day by watching a comedy skit. Rodney is a great choice.

    • @actownsend7288
      @actownsend7288 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I do that throughout the day and Rodney Carrington is one of the funniest comics you’ll see today.

  • @april464
    @april464 6 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Funniest Comedian Ever! Oooooo and the smile just makes you melt....

    • @rodneycarrington2022
      @rodneycarrington2022 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Thanks for being a grate Fan and Family, May God bless you always and abundantly for supporting my dreams and career... This is my prayer request for you my wonderful Fan and family, You shall not beg for bread in the name of Jesus. Every stronghold of begging in you life is destroyed in the name of Jesus. Form this moment, every good thing will pursue and overtake you. Living on peanuts will not be your portion. I command the anointing of divine satisfaction to fall on you in the name of Jesus. The God of bounty will surely be your God in Jesus name.... official cellphone number (+16012557880)
      rodneycarrington019@gmail.com

  • @roberttaylor3373
    @roberttaylor3373 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I seen Rodney in Jonesboro Arkansas and he was hilarious! My wife and I laughed so hard that our faces hurt and we was soar the next day! I’ve been listening to him for a long time and he is just too funny!

  • @markmartin5765
    @markmartin5765 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I saw Rodney in north California, I can say it will fit a must see in my list.But I want to see him again, a true ,true comic genius they, as everyone knows he could easily be a known as a singer,what a voice and talent!

  • @charlesdell2864
    @charlesdell2864 6 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    Take him with an open mind, and you can enjoy close to two hours of laughter. Not all comedians are pure as the driven snow, that why the open mind, ENJOY.

  • @marycarson3579
    @marycarson3579 4 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    Good to hear Rodney tell it like it is I love love love the analogy using being a child all adults relate keeping this on for extra laught5Thanks Rodney

    • @rodneycarrington2022
      @rodneycarrington2022 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Thanks for being a grate Fan and Family, May God bless you always and abundantly for supporting my dreams and career... This is my prayer request for you my wonderful Fan and family, You shall not beg for bread in the name of Jesus. Every stronghold of begging in you life is destroyed in the name of Jesus. Form this moment, every good thing will pursue and overtake you. Living on peanuts will not be your portion. I command the anointing of divine satisfaction to fall on you in the name of Jesus. The God of bounty will surely be your God in Jesus name.... official cellphone number (+16012557880)
      rodneycarrington019@gmail.com

  • @shananalexander9789
    @shananalexander9789 5 ปีที่แล้ว +161

    When my foot touched your foot. Still laughing 😂😂😂

    • @steveng1624
      @steveng1624 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      But that sounds about right with a woman.... LOL

    • @mudmaster3450
      @mudmaster3450 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I was about to comment the same thing, lol lol lo fuckin L

    • @josephnewcomb5670
      @josephnewcomb5670 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lol Wish I Knew

    • @IrishAmericanconnection
      @IrishAmericanconnection 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      My friend its been a year, are you alright?

    • @josephnewcomb5670
      @josephnewcomb5670 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lol sounds like need teach my foot to tap my wiener and say HEY WAKE UP

  • @yohnny8839
    @yohnny8839 6 ปีที่แล้ว +57

    “When my foot touched your foot” happened to me

    • @JohnGalt1960
      @JohnGalt1960 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Me too.

    • @k_h_nobody
      @k_h_nobody 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Used to be, with my ex wife!

  • @JBOM-qp8nq
    @JBOM-qp8nq 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    Holy shit man 😂😂😂 grabbing the pouch 12 yard penalty, no sex.. 4th down lmfao 🤣

  • @barrythompson867
    @barrythompson867 7 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    I love watching and listing to Rodney.

    • @Yooper2024
      @Yooper2024 ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@Rodney Carrington I've been listening since "Hangin' with Rodney". Wow, that's the late 1990's. Loved Beer for My Horses, especially the scene in the washroom...a little bit louder now, a little bit louder now. I watch that about once a month, same as Live at the Majestic.

  • @krystinekilger7737
    @krystinekilger7737 7 ปีที่แล้ว +269

    "look at my shoes they make me run fast." all of my children have told me that at least once in their lives

    • @Wtnd911
      @Wtnd911 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Krystine Kilger exactly hahahaha. So true.

    • @theothertroll
      @theothertroll 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      must be a trailer park thing -

    • @brandonlandin5869
      @brandonlandin5869 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Krystine Kilger then th th bc,cfffh ug dc hg (xfrr :-) 5_5__3-! xxx (

    • @brandonlandin5869
      @brandonlandin5869 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      raachellbaaby xoxo x, cc see yt? we v can w ...
      Eminem pjgg Hz
      P hmm quI mm anime men no lhg hi'll loop

    • @richardriner1632
      @richardriner1632 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Krystine Kilger

  • @PoutinePete
    @PoutinePete 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    Never heard this guy before, he's frickin funny!

  • @thomasbuchanan1791
    @thomasbuchanan1791 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Every single man ought to see this before they buy the ring !!!!
    man

  • @curtist919
    @curtist919 7 ปีที่แล้ว +108

    no sex penalty 4th down LMAO!!! 😂🤣

  • @shawnchief28
    @shawnchief28 7 ปีที่แล้ว +364

    The NFL referee bit had me crying!

    • @johndoe8050
      @johndoe8050 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      pen mightygun dude he’s a country stand up comedian. What else you think he’s talking about? And literally every nfl ref acts like that

    • @johndoe8050
      @johndoe8050 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      pen mightygun not to mention he literally said 4th down

    • @igot99problemsbutmyaltaint73
      @igot99problemsbutmyaltaint73 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Gold, 100th 🖒 Cheers All 💪🍻

    • @rickreesman6599
      @rickreesman6599 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Shawn Lambert that’s was great

    • @bassinbilliards6279
      @bassinbilliards6279 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      The fricken echo made that!

  • @73botie
    @73botie 7 ปีที่แล้ว +182

    ...saw him live and laughed for two SOLID hours!

    • @jeffsmallwood8200
      @jeffsmallwood8200 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Don't do acid u will laugh until it kills u

    • @APB225
      @APB225 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yep me too

    • @udayadams
      @udayadams 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lucky you, we just booked for next year, anyway we all love heeem

  • @gymshoe8862
    @gymshoe8862 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    This is the funniest six minutes of comedy, but also full of truth (which makes it even funnier)

  • @wildcard....4114
    @wildcard....4114 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    2023 Never ever gets old!😂🥳💖💯👍
    🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟☝️

  • @lollipopsnsugarsmiles4176
    @lollipopsnsugarsmiles4176 5 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    😂 I'm bleedin, get me a tea I'll be back 😂

    • @rodneycarrington2022
      @rodneycarrington2022 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Thanks for being a grate Fan and Family, May God bless you always and abundantly for supporting my dreams and career... This is my prayer request for you my wonderful Fan and family, You shall not beg for bread in the name of Jesus. Every stronghold of begging in you life is destroyed in the name of Jesus. Form this moment, every good thing will pursue and overtake you. Living on peanuts will not be your portion. I command the anointing of divine satisfaction to fall on you in the name of Jesus. The God of bounty will surely be your God in Jesus name.... official cellphone number (+16012557880)
      rodneycarrington019@gmail.com

  • @xxskabxx
    @xxskabxx 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    Seeing this tour I cackled my ass off cried so hard

  • @lindar5413
    @lindar5413 5 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    He is friends with my boss and has been by a couple of times to visit. He is hilarious 😂

    • @APB225
      @APB225 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      How good Is that

    • @rodneycarrington2022
      @rodneycarrington2022 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Thanks for being a grate Fan and Family, May God bless you always and abundantly for supporting my dreams and career... This is my prayer request for you my wonderful Fan and family, You shall not beg for bread in the name of Jesus. Every stronghold of begging in you life is destroyed in the name of Jesus. Form this moment, every good thing will pursue and overtake you. Living on peanuts will not be your portion. I command the anointing of divine satisfaction to fall on you in the name of Jesus. The God of bounty will surely be your God in Jesus name.... official cellphone number (+16012557880)
      rodneycarrington019@gmail.com

  • @rmbkman
    @rmbkman 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    LMFAO!¡!!!!! This is spectacular!!! HAHAHA!!!! I love it!! Thanks SO MUCH for sharing!!!

    • @rodneycarrington2022
      @rodneycarrington2022 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Thanks for being a grate Fan and Family, May God bless you always and abundantly for supporting my dreams and career... This is my prayer request for you my wonderful Fan and family, You shall not beg for bread in the name of Jesus. Every stronghold of begging in you life is destroyed in the name of Jesus. Form this moment, every good thing will pursue and overtake you. Living on peanuts will not be your portion. I command the anointing of divine satisfaction to fall on you in the name of Jesus. The God of bounty will surely be your God in Jesus name.... official cellphone number (+16012557880)
      rodneycarrington019@gmail.com

  • @billhouse8199
    @billhouse8199 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I can't believe l found you once again on TH-cam. I got you wrote down on my favorite's. Thanks

  • @basspro373
    @basspro373 6 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    Look at my shoes, they make me run fast......

  • @cynthiacochrane9691
    @cynthiacochrane9691 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    That was really good I enjoyed that I needed that laugh this morning have a good day

  • @jamiemcvay4053
    @jamiemcvay4053 7 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    This guy should have been on the blue collar comedy tour

    • @MikeHunt-ix2xy
      @MikeHunt-ix2xy 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Jamie McVay Rodney's way too vulgar for blue collar.

    • @liquidsleepgames3661
      @liquidsleepgames3661 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@MikeHunt-ix2xy still better then the stupid heres your sign or a drunk dude who is about 40 years past there prime.or what ever bill does that people think hes funny

    • @chrismooney5737
      @chrismooney5737 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yes he should I watch his videos all the time

  • @CrazyMandy91
    @CrazyMandy91 7 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    I'm watching this bc I just entered to win some tickets to see him live. I hope I win. fingers crossed til they announce next Friday.

    • @atheistconservative6211
      @atheistconservative6211 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      CrazyMandy91 well?? Get 'em??

    • @adamhull6732
      @adamhull6732 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Did u win them

    • @mrsyoung8503
      @mrsyoung8503 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Believe it! Receive it

    • @frankbob4043
      @frankbob4043 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Well, did ya win the dang tickets?

    • @rodneycarrington2022
      @rodneycarrington2022 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Thanks for being a grate Fan and Family, May God bless you always and abundantly for supporting my dreams and career... This is my prayer request for you my wonderful Fan and family, You shall not beg for bread in the name of Jesus. Every stronghold of begging in you life is destroyed in the name of Jesus. Form this moment, every good thing will pursue and overtake you. Living on peanuts will not be your portion. I command the anointing of divine satisfaction to fall on you in the name of Jesus. The God of bounty will surely be your God in Jesus name.... official cellphone number (+16012557880)
      rodneycarrington019@gmail.com

  • @clifframey
    @clifframey 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Saw him in Kentucky last year with a good friend. We laughed nonstop. Still missing spending time with her

    • @Superabound2
      @Superabound2 ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@Rodney Carrington fake account scammer

  • @robinemery
    @robinemery 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    Loved the whole set Rodney, I'm now a subscriber💜💜can't wait to see more 😂😂

    • @onekerri1
      @onekerri1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      This ain't Rodney's channel.

    • @coreyrobinson1510
      @coreyrobinson1510 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Rodneys channel actually Has good content haha

  • @ramrod6279
    @ramrod6279 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    LOL!! Rodney always delivers.

  • @jasonarnold6043
    @jasonarnold6043 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    God Bless Ya......Goodnight......See ya in the morning🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @bjusticeforever
    @bjusticeforever 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    No grabbin' the pouch!

  • @kingmike40
    @kingmike40 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I'll have to remember to go to his shows with an empty bladder. I wouldn't be able to hold it in and wouldn't want to run to the restroom in fear of missing something.

  • @conniegriffin4190
    @conniegriffin4190 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    I 💘 Rodney....!!!!!! He's so hilarious....!!!!!!! 😂

  • @marknewsom1780
    @marknewsom1780 7 ปีที่แล้ว +62

    when you get to the point, where you take your clothes off, and you start laughing, its time to quit.....

  • @watson103053
    @watson103053 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    In A Time That Comedy Seems To Always Be The Best Medicine

  • @gloriaforman1362
    @gloriaforman1362 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    That pouch thing is the truest thing ever said 😂😂😂😂

  • @NateKat80
    @NateKat80 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Looks like that old boys got himself a pouch too! 😎

  • @travissullivan5476
    @travissullivan5476 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    You have a great sound man! Oh yeah you funny too. Lmao

  • @donleejr7624
    @donleejr7624 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    YOUR RIGHT BROTHER !!!! AWESOME TELL LIKE IT IS DOWN SOUTH!!!!!!

  • @darrell3118
    @darrell3118 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    I miss Rodney as he was allover the place being funny for a few years! Then he just disappeared . His TV show was funny as hell too!
    He did make a movie with Toby Keith called " Beer for my Horses" that was funny , even had Ted Nugent in it ....LOL

  • @theresaroth3954
    @theresaroth3954 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    hilarious!! new to me but OMG he made me laugh so much

  • @debbieskaggs8255
    @debbieskaggs8255 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I love this man.....so damn funny!!!

    • @rodneycarrington2022
      @rodneycarrington2022 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Thanks for being a grate Fan and Family, May God bless you always and abundantly for supporting my dreams and career... This is my prayer request for you my wonderful Fan and family, You shall not beg for bread in the name of Jesus. Every stronghold of begging in you life is destroyed in the name of Jesus. Form this moment, every good thing will pursue and overtake you. Living on peanuts will not be your portion. I command the anointing of divine satisfaction to fall on you in the name of Jesus. The God of bounty will surely be your God in Jesus name.... official cellphone number (+16012557880)
      rodneycarrington019@gmail.com

  • @steveng1624
    @steveng1624 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Look at my shoes they make me run fast..... LOL

  • @partriarch
    @partriarch 6 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    ROFLMAO Absolutely hilarious! This guy is great!

    • @rodneycarrington2022
      @rodneycarrington2022 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Thanks for being a grate Fan and Family, May God bless you always and abundantly for supporting my dreams and career... This is my prayer request for you my wonderful Fan and family, You shall not beg for bread in the name of Jesus. Every stronghold of begging in you life is destroyed in the name of Jesus. Form this moment, every good thing will pursue and overtake you. Living on peanuts will not be your portion. I command the anointing of divine satisfaction to fall on you in the name of Jesus. The God of bounty will surely be your God in Jesus name.... official cellphone number (+16012557880)
      rodneycarrington019@gmail.com

  • @robertcollier5529
    @robertcollier5529 5 ปีที่แล้ว +82

    My wife tried that no sex with me. She never did that again because I out lasted her. Lmao

    • @SloppyballsMcGuillicutty
      @SloppyballsMcGuillicutty 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Robert Collier mine tried that too. were no longer together. and I kept everything.

    • @danhenry8557
      @danhenry8557 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      17 years because she was a super bitch.

    • @Mariemarie-uw7id
      @Mariemarie-uw7id 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Robert Collier my husband and I made a promise to never use sex as a weapon that said the silent treatment helps enough

    • @Mrbeast0099
      @Mrbeast0099 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Oh yeah silent treatment is soooo bad🤣🤣
      Not having to listen to that voice!! Yeah that’s my sort of punishment 🤣🤣

    • @Mariemarie-uw7id
      @Mariemarie-uw7id 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Steve Don my husband hates it

  • @leamarye923
    @leamarye923 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    thanks for making me look forward to marriage LMAO

    • @LordDouglas83
      @LordDouglas83  4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Being married for 9 years, your welcome.

  • @barrypfost2963
    @barrypfost2963 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Been there done that! Thanks for reminding Rodney.

  • @DebbieCothran-j9s
    @DebbieCothran-j9s 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Omg I'm laughing so hard I'm making Lil squeaks just trying to not making any noise cause my room mates gonna hear it and we sposed to be sleeping and I got earphones on lmao

  • @donaldallen2325
    @donaldallen2325 7 ปีที่แล้ว +198

    Sounds like we married the same woman

    • @kdvincent1982
      @kdvincent1982 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Donald Allen They’re all the same, man.

    • @davidharrison6615
      @davidharrison6615 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Donald Allen we all married that woman !

    • @andrakarsten226
      @andrakarsten226 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      We're just insecure. But no woman should ever withhold sex as a punishment. Married for years next month and we are still in love. Don't ever settle for less. You know you are bringing your part to the relationship, get someone who will do the same. They are out there.

    • @soisitimpossible
      @soisitimpossible 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@andrakarsten226 Heck yeah if a woman "withholds sex" for punishment men need to move along! What kind of control freak does that? Marriage is based on love, respect and a healthy sex life not control. That's coming from a man that never thought nor had no desire to ever be married! Dealt with too many westernized feminists that had that control mentality! A foreign lady got me lol damn how life works in mysterious ways 😉!

    • @andrakarsten226
      @andrakarsten226 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@soisitimpossible I know loaaaaads of friends who witholds sex from their husbands. I also go to the bar with my hubby and the boys some times and I hear their stories. I get so fucking angry. They usualy divorce after 4 or 5 years. Some last 10 years. I am a personal hatter of feminism. I cant stand the movement. The nazis within need to grow fucking up otherwise they will die alone one day. I believe in serving your husband and raising your kids, at home. Im lucky to have a succesfull business as well. No man my husband and I are partners. The world today makes me so sick.

  • @slabbusterrtr7690
    @slabbusterrtr7690 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Look at my shoes they make me run faster😂😂😂😂😂

    • @JG-mg3if
      @JG-mg3if 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      My kids be doing that 🤣. Every time they get a new pair..

  • @danielmcculloch6463
    @danielmcculloch6463 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    One of the best comedians

  • @ashangel7343
    @ashangel7343 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    No doubt..He's my favorite comedian!

  • @FrankNStein-cp6qm
    @FrankNStein-cp6qm 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    "Oh yeah, what about these" ? "I think we can hold off on that rule for awhile" lmao......

  • @johnboy7856
    @johnboy7856 7 ปีที่แล้ว +81

    Would've been awesome if that Stone Cold ad had popped up right at the 3:16 mark

  • @johnpoole7327
    @johnpoole7327 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Saw this guy live and hurt for the next two days.. If he comes close, put down the money.. $$$$$ well spent.

  • @mississippimud7046
    @mississippimud7046 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Funny as hell and funny actor too

  • @charlesorso9578
    @charlesorso9578 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    was blessed to see him the first time in weatherford okla at jc cowboys in the early nineties i think lots of beer since then

  • @elderemodemon
    @elderemodemon 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Bill Engvall had a bit like this. He learned that apparently when your wife taps your shoulder, it means she's in the mood xD

  • @fredstriker2042
    @fredstriker2042 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Marriage is a sucker's bet for men on a simple cost benefit analysis

  • @Fnoel98356
    @Fnoel98356 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    My dream comedy tour would be Rodney & Ron White. They would sell out every venue within s 1/2 hour guaranteed!

  • @brendasachs6848
    @brendasachs6848 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Absolutley Hilarius!

  • @butchgreen5295
    @butchgreen5295 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Rodney is so freaking funny, I started crying, damn. If he don’t tell the truth. HAHAHAHA 😂

  • @audrab27
    @audrab27 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I've listened to all the greats Bill Engvall Jeff Foxworthy and none have come close to this mans accuracy lol

  • @dancollins4755
    @dancollins4755 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Best line is the last line "It might put a wart on your pecker".

  • @etxkevin7452
    @etxkevin7452 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "See you at the car!" 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @miguelcastaneda7236
    @miguelcastaneda7236 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    true words spoken..friggin a

  • @Col92018
    @Col92018 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    No marriage, no cohabitation, no children .my 3 rules I live by

  • @isabellapadron787
    @isabellapadron787 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    when his son george is ur competitive cheer coach 😌

  • @folkfingerstylefreddy2154
    @folkfingerstylefreddy2154 7 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    What's with the censoring? Sucks, but I love this guy!

    • @IG10705
      @IG10705 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      folkfingerstylefreddy because it aired or CMT which is a TV network. Duh

  • @kramakers6958
    @kramakers6958 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    I am so excited to go see Rodney in Fort Wayne. Front row. I missed him.

  • @johnjacks4095
    @johnjacks4095 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    There's always a good woman behind the man and a mean wife behind her .

  • @Welther47
    @Welther47 7 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    "shit". not "Beep"!
    If you are old enough to watch this you know "shit"!

    • @Welther47
      @Welther47 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      I dont give a shit.

  • @frasermckainmusic
    @frasermckainmusic 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I love this dude.

  • @jackiefelker8263
    @jackiefelker8263 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    My wife told me I was cut off. I told her I wasn't because she would not know who would give it to me.

  • @skyking6989
    @skyking6989 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    I love the dancing around part....

  • @ConfusedChocolateStrawbe-vj2qf
    @ConfusedChocolateStrawbe-vj2qf 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Lord Douglas have one of the great 👍 and funniest men have ever have listened to have been to a few places Nashville and California but he is totally off the hook 🪝 forget the ten pound bass just saying he is a top 🎩 notch comedian in every direction being amazing and so much talent to even begin to put in this comment but hell yeah to one of 👑 Kings in the business and a given factor with a doubt 🧐 🧐💯

  • @waltblack934
    @waltblack934 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    rodney you dont know how real your stuff is real

    • @swhip897
      @swhip897 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Yes 😅he does

  • @ericjordan9090
    @ericjordan9090 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Wow this is golden

  • @raymondrose6944
    @raymondrose6944 7 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    I 😍 Carrington