guy takes smoke break before getting the bork bork nom nom
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- No-one ever said Lucas was the sharpest crayon in the pack.
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The cops mic sounds like a kid raging in Modern Warfare XD
Fuckin A! HAHA
*Shouts in 144p*
Can't believe I miss those days
EagleEye 31 cs 1.6 flashbacks
@@johnnydeerfist3727 or unreal tournament: th-cam.com/video/Cy4mztkndHk/w-d-xo.html
"i have a pistol! i have a pistol"
Cop: "i have a Fur Missile"
Fur missile 😆
Made my day.
@@ricksanchez5845 lmao
Owie!!!
Old school baby fur missile.
Love to see the body shake from the bork bork. Won't see anybody 'protesting' over this asshat, even if they had shot him.
That dog's tail never stops wagging! He's a happy bork and a top notch nom nommer!! Employee of the month
I suggest a meaty bone treat raise for the bork bork, going through glass like that is dangerous! I used to clean cars and it's no joke when we got an accident or something in!
I love how they just pick up the dog and put him through the window and the dog's just like "YEAH!"
"Fuck you"
Nom nom nom
"Owie owie, I give up!"
The cop was just mad the guy had fucked up his relaxed day, it was cold out he did not want to go be out in the cold. So he said fuck you and sent the dog in for good measure and some redemption.
@@masonjames6628...I'd have done the same...he was just hangin' out in front of a nice, warm fire with a snifter of brandy with bork bork resting his head on his masters lap...then shit fer brains decided to fuck all that up...nom nom nom...I'd be pissed too...
He screamed just like that one generic soundboard scream when someone dies in a movie.
"Friendly dogs inbound"
"SAY UNCLE SAY UNCLE"
"IM GONNA PUT A BULLET IN YOUR BRAIN!"
"Lemme smoke this cigarette."
Same result. One is quicker than the other.
Lemme smoke before you smoke me.
He was gonna be smoked anyway
MURICAAAA!!!!
Corn Cobb dude just needed a cig before going to jail for 70 months!!
The Dog completely broke through the language barrier and helped the convict to understand the severity of the situation. Great job guys.
That owie shit is priceless. Little baby. It's just some love bites.
Bruh I’d literally love to see you attempt to firm a bite from a dog like that
@@migsch I'd love to see you understand what sarcasm is in real time.
@@Pinkooru anything else or you finished being brain dead?
When a grown man screams, "Owie" he is officially no longer a threat. lol
I heard it more as “ HELP MEEEE”
@@kda2064 He definitely exclaimed, "OWWWWWIEEEE." 🤣🤣🤣
@@nathanwilliams4005 Owie is a squeaky little girl's voice.
Yes
God damn if a dog was locked in on my leg like that I would also start screaming "owie"
He protecc
He attacc
He had a criminal snacc
Best comment in this section
Yesssss
The snack that bites back
Bork Nom
@@yuriismywaifu203 That should be a commercial parody lol.
He also fit in your backpacc
Every time Donut says bork nom, a pupper gets his vest 🐕 💗
I honestly do not care how bad a day I'm having that makes me laugh my ass off every single time.
When he started to say "Owie" almost killed me with laughter
Burito your mother is a dirty bitch
Burito hahaha this dude will never get his man card back. Owie?
I was like I kinda feel bad for laughing. Nahhh I’ll laugh anyway
Burito noice burrito, burrito
Same hahahah
I never thought I would hear a grown man say "owie" in a serious manner.
Poke your eye and recorde the reslonce mr badass
stockart whiteman my exact thoughts. So freaking gooder.
It's because he's a hurt little kid inside due to his problems which is why he's committing crimes in the first place. I've always been convinced that these tough guys in these huge penitentiaries are really just a little disturbed children on the inside.
blahahahhahahahaha we all thought it
Is it local to some areas maybe?
I think we can all enjoy the family bonding. "Can you pass the bork bork?"
I find it funny how that dog is having fun and wagging his tail while doing this.
They are trained as if it's a game, dogs love nom nom game! My dad trained dogs for Athens, GA police department. That's why they only do it to disarm, never going for the throat, which is the kill point.
Jonah Roelofs They love to bite on that bite command.
Lets be real, how often does this bork bork get to use his nom nom training..... of course he is happy to see how well it works
Tail wagging doesn't necessarily mean happiness; but rather excitement in general.
That being said, I hope the good boy was happy.
@jeremiah Jones the fuck did I just read hahaha
Have to say - I never heard an ACTUAL “Owieeee” used in the wild until now
OWIEEEEE
That and the Goofie "yaahaaahoooiiii" fucking murdered me
In the wild... lmao
Ive never heard somebody older than 4 say it
Fuck it is at 420 likes
There is never a scarier feeling than having an animal you cant reason with bite you for a while. epic
Bork Bork waggin' his tail like he's having the time of his life.
Well, he was!
“Lucky as hell and as smart as a goldfish”
That, sir, is quite the insult to goldfish...
🤣
Goldfish don’t smoke.
Shut the fuck up you old bat🦇
KlikKlaka what the fuck is wrong with you
Lmao
When the cop smashed in his window it reminded me of Christmas
I need stop by ur place this Christmas.
@3L33T guess I'm coming by ur place to.
I know right, I love smashing my presents open. Another tradition to pass on to my kids someday.
HOHOHO... Merry Christmas...
It reminded me that Jeffery Epstein didn’t kill himself
Please keep the K9 videos coming. There isn’t much I love more in life than watching someone get turned into ground beef by a handsome broker!
The goodest boy wagging his tail while castrating the suspect is funny af
When you would rather get bit or shot so you can smoke a cigarette, you might have an addiction.
Shot>shot?
Sooty One 😂😂😂😂
Thanks jeff foxworthy
Sooty One well said that's hilarious 😂
Florida Man I'm a smoker too but I'm not that addicted either this guy clearly has a lack of working brain cells problem.
Officer: “IM GONNA PUT THIS PULLET IN YOUR HEAD”
Dude: “WAIT LET ME SMOKE THIS CIGARETTE”
Idiot nearly got smoke reaching for his cigarettes. Yeah...when a cop has a gun pointed at your head the most important thing should absolutely be gettin' your nicotine fix. Cigarettes kill and nearly got ole airhead killed quicker than the lung cancer he's gonna get from them cigarettes are gonna kill him.
He almost got smoked tryna have a smoke
@@thatadam9596 the smoke smoked the smoke who wanted to smoke while smoking the smoke?
Logic.
Couldnt make a better arrest in a movie.
Still one of my favs. Rewatch when ever I need a laugh. 💙🖤💙🖤
That dog was so very happy.
What a good dog.
Scott: "Fur missile armed"
Dan: "Fucking send it"
Package delivered, effect good. Rtb for debrief. Have a nice day.
Now that's funny. Nice.
This made me LOL
Fur missile 😂😂
3 months later still underrated
“Imma gonna smoke this cigarette...I gotta pistol.”
“Bring on the Bork Bork.”
3L33T damn straight. That boy ain’t right.
3L33T oh yes. Made me laugh a little.
@3L33T He wanted the cop to kill him. He asked afterwards why they didn't
I hate to be the only one thinking this, but I think he was trying to say "I've gotta piss, sir"
Saul Rikor I’m glad the officers don’t have his death on their conscience, and he can get the help he needs.
Bro, this is beyond mere entertainment.
The girlish screams while the dog has him hemmed up is pure comedic gold
Love the dogs tail wagging like he has hold of a frisbee.
Anyone complaining about his demeanor has clearly never been in a life or death situation.
I have never been but I have seen plenty of cops who have who manage to chose that words better. Hell that's why they give you training, so you can use the standard commands without wasting mental bandwidth thinking about it. I don't think it's really criticism of the officer to say that perhaps he should work on that, because saying things like that can cause problems. It's just not the most advisable course of action.
"Everyone's a badass until the bork bork shows up."
Errybody gangsta till the fur missile latches onto them!
@koolcat420 *John Wick disliked your comment*
@@natethegreat2556 so did I
@@natethegreat2556 same here
jeepwj992002 Bork Bork nom nom
I love how the k9's wag their tail when biting the shit out of suspects
They know they're correcting bad behavior and neutralizing a threat. Nothing wrong with feeling good about that.
Loki kind of terrifying. Can't say that I'd fare much better if I had one of those snappers on me.
@@EnforcerTV then they're doing there job
They're either causing you to rethink your life cuz hurting dogs is inherintly wrong
Or you're rethinking your life because police just set a little monster in your car through your window
Stolen?
Yup
What a happy boi while the guy is screaming "owie". It warms ones heart
i love how the dog's tail is wagging when the suspect is screaming
"OWIE" -Shitbag 2019
🤣🤣🤣
NOM NOM
lol ohh i know riiight.!!! good stuff.
Peter M hahah yes he is the 2019 winner
The officer literally throws a dog at him.
@@tripps607
Your spelling is so bad, I'll take a guess and say you dropped out of either 3rd grade, or the 2nd floor.
@@bradleyakulov3618 oof
@@bradleyakulov3618 Omg thank you for this comment lmao.
@@tripps607 good for us , considering how you are talking there are good chances , you going to be a future video subject :)
@@tripps607 Every English teacher who has ever died is rolling in their graves right now.
Love the dog wagging his tail the entire time.
i love when bork bork has a tail waggy getting nom noms. Hes a good dog
“Lucky as hell and as smart as a goldfish”
-Doughnut Operator 2019
Koi are smarter than goldfish and still a fish....
I have goldfish and I'll tell ya something.... much smarter than this F#%kface
Hey Donut you gotta put this on a tshirt man!
Did you just call him doughnut operator it's donut omfg
Caden Ables quote of the year
The “Fuck You” then throwing the dog in was my fav part.
Because you’re evil
@@Petersonmgee too bad the dog didn’t go for his throat instead.
The most gangster thing I’ve seen since that security guard shot two robbers in the convenience store (another donut video) 🍩 ❤️
Chucking him over the broken glass to keep him safe and give him a direct shot to this loser -- perfect execution 😂👍🏼
@@user-qc3ls4yu8h "it's fake" "too bad, mine is real, now stand the fuck up"
Two things.
1 (about the description): Of course he was the sharpest crayon in the pack. He ate all the other ones.
2: I love who there is a tense moment where a man with several warrents is trying to escape Police, the Police are pointing guns at him, and the Police car is playing this happy little "door open" jingle, without a care in the world.
Also, is that jingle Ford exclusive?
One of the most satisfying captures I’ve seen yet, well done.
I’ve never heard a grown man seriously scream “owie.” That was glorious.
My thoughts exactly 😂
That wasn't a man lol
Idk if he's exactly a grown man
He grown but not a man
I bout pissed myself 😆😆😆
"The officer gently removes the window and offers words of encouragement." That REALLY made me laugh out loud!!!
I agree. I had to replay that clip 2-3 times and still LMAO on it.
Dudeeee no way did it ?
One of the main reasons I subbed to Donut is his sense of humor and wit.
Keep coming back to this.. it gets better every time!
Donut, This "incident" was HILARIOUS!!
I like how the doggo is wagging his tail the whole time he's f'n this dude up.
Dogs wagging their tails doesn’t necessarily mean they’re happy. It just means exited or like energetic. They do it when fighting all the time. Just useful info, don’t let every dog with a wagging tail, no matter how cute.
@@MrMojoman1236 pretty sure in this case doggo was wagging it from pleasure. I know I laughed my ass off listening to him screaming "owie" like a three year old girl and I wasn't the one making him do it.
there was absolutely no reason to let the dog out i dont know how u ppl can be so dumb and be proud and happy of it.
Demi Basan to get the guy out
@@gamerepic4760 oh yea to get the guy out we just let a aggresive dog bite him for some mins? they got tasers and pepper spray snd they got their hands, wtf u talking about? they were just horny to let the dog bite him or damage him. they had 5-6 different ways to get him out and they let a fcking dog out.
borkbork- "best squeaky toy ever"
Haha I didn't even think of that, bork noms harder and makes him OWIIEEEEE more each bite 🤣🤣🤣
The dog is the harder i bite the more he scream, fun for me, bork bork.
Rob Holappa it says owie
I just found your videos and love your commentaries. Spot on!
“You’re gonna get bit”
“Let me smoke this cigarette”
Bad choice lol
Suspect: "Owie! Owie! Owie!"
Me: *smiling intensifies*
lol! Ditto
Bork bork nom nom gives me big smile
Those girly screams were so satisfying.
I lost my shit😂 had tears in my eyes from laughing so hard
Same. Lol
Whatever it takes to get the criminal to comply I am OK with!!!!!!!!
I absolutely love how bass boosted the audio is 😂. Makes it so much better
Clearly the cop lied during the arrest. He said "I'm going to ****ing kill you." but didn't actually do it. So the dept probably had to reprimand him for lying.
Ha ya he should have kept his word
The bork bork should've nom nom'd harder
stupid cop lying >:(
j o k e
Weird murder fantasy you have there
I want the officers in Kenosha that shot the criminal 8 times and only crippled him to be sentenced to firearms training until they get an excellent score. Wasting ammo like that is just wrong. Now that POS will go to court and be awarded a boatload of taxpayer cash that he has no right to.
"Owie! "
I died when he started screaming that 🤣
Came down here the post the same damn thing! I'm still laughing! Does that make me a bad person?
@@themc3311 Possibly, but if so, we'll all be terrible people together.
Donut was right on the money when he said this guy was dumber than a gold fish.
Jeffery Epstein screamed that when he was murdered.
yeah, it sounds like the Bad Guy in "Home Alone"--- "marv"?!
Just watched "Law Abiding Citizen". Wow. New fav movie. Thanks for recc Donut O.
I love you dude 😂 that was one of the best videos I’ve seen this week! AND a the doggo didn’t get hurt, you gotta love it!
Thank you 🙏🏼
The dogs like, "I'm getting STEAK TONIGHT!"
And he's just happy as can be wagging his tail! 😅🤣😂
Love it when the Bork Bork gets to nom on the bad guys.
Spencer Chappell the man thought he was hard and the dog tested him out and he turned out soft
@@chubbyfug4601 Yeah, everyone gangsta until them dog teeth hit the skin.
@@chubbyfug4601 the dog had a life size chew toy 😂🤣😅.
man:
escaped from prison
also man:
OWIE!! OWIE!!! OWIE !!!!!
Sunny Tang lol
don't leave car? have a bork bork nom nom in there with you
everybody a gansta until a k9 starts biting their tender inner thigh
DoNut, you will be at 5M soon! Love your vids!
Bro this video got me cracking up 😂😂 I love your videos donut keep up the good work.
The dog wagging it's tail the whole time is so cute
That dog enjoyed it so much
Good boi
Its like watching a football player head to the finals. Trained their whole life for this exact moment
Hes done a good job.
Dogs inner monologue as he's being passed through the window: "THIS IS WHAT WE TRAIN FOR!"
That and, "Nom, Nom, Nom, I love this game!"
Nah probably wondering why his squeaky toy is making weird Tom and Jerry noises.
Will Engle it’s just like the simulations
Billy Baldwin
Bill Burr I love it
Just LOVE the nom nom videos!
Truly man’s best friend
Can we talk about how the hardened criminal was saying “owie” like he was 5 years old again. That sure was a good lil pupper.
Yeah wouldnt wanna hear a grown ass woman cry either. This guy is too old to be yelling OWIE for his age while getting bitten by a dog with 200P of preassure in it's bite.
if you had a dog bitting your leg while while you were pulled out of your car, you would probably be crying for your mommy.
Can we talk about how Nazis used dogs to harm and kill civilians too.
@@MEAT_CANNON we could, but I don’t converse with idiots.
@@MEAT_CANNON you do realize that just by being a civilian, you're not immune to punishment for breaking the law.
Dog: *biting Toms leg*
Tom from tom and Jerry: 5:11
LMAKAOAOO
HAHAHAHA
Lmao
😂😂😂😂
I read your comment 5 secs before that part in the video and I lost it.
That was one happy K9 enjoying his work.
Buster is just having the absolute time of his life
Dogs tail is waving like he’s having a blast.
For real, it's literally a game to K9s, they love their job.
People don't understand that the dog getting to bite somebody is the ultimate reward for them. If you make noise like that guy you're pretty much a giant squeaky toy.
@@chrisoffutt8968 fun fact the squeeks are a resemblence of small prey animals when they are hurt. so if your dog plays suqeeky toy he basically plays squisch the squirrel
The dog was thinking the whole time "As soon as dad tells me to stop I get my favorite toy!!! Best day EVER!!!" I love police K-9's!
He should be happy, he is making a criminal scream “OWIE”
Summarized:
Bork: *Nom*
Criminal: *Screaming*
Audio: *Mostly Static*
Headphone Users: *F*
Great summary
Criminal: *O W I E*
Was expecting to see Trivago.
Me a headphone user with my ears bleeding i felt this but
Headphone Users: OWIE
Edited Summary:
Bork: *Nom*
Criminal: *Owie*
Audio: *Mostly Static*
Headphone Users: *Press F for Tinnitus*
Man, I love these. Apparently smoking is hazardous in more ways than one
You funking rock. Left the blooper on the final edit?? YOU DA MAN!!!
When you need a cigarette this bad you might want to try Chantix.
Maybe they should put this in their next ad
Oh that's too funny! :D
Jesus, brother, LMAO.
They always wanna smoke when they know they are going to jail..
Prepare for a million weird side effects...
Lucas: Imma smoke and taunt the cops!
Bork bork: I'm about to end this man's whole criminal career!
@3L33T bruh, he was anything but cool. Attempting escape, acting frantic, and worst of all...
Smoking.
Asian: I'm about to end this Bork Bork's whole career.
@@CountlessPWNZ lol
I was eating beef and rice when I seen the dog being hustled over the mirror. The rice in my mouth left abruptly...
I'm loving this so much 😂
This officer absolutely missed out on the opportunity to extinguish this man's cigarette with pepper spray
Legit question: is that possibly an explosion risk because it's an aerosol? I don't know the content of the propellant. Compressed CO2 would probably be fine?
@@user-ef4gf7rr9r It would be fine, it isnt't pressurized with an aerosol so the thick capsaicin oil would put it right out
@@pand3mic942 Gotcha. Technically, the oil itself would be the aerosol, tho. The propellant would be what's at issue.
“Owie! Owie!😂😂😂 he got straight up scared into childhood regression 😂😂
🤣 👍
He's been there for a long time before he got bit
🤣🤣🤣
I think anyone would if they had dogs sicked on them..
The best defense mechanism if you ask me
Love your Bork noms🥴 I have saved some for when I need to find something to laugh about, thanks 🍩
now that was the funniest arrest I have seen in a while. awesome.
“Are you having trouble saying escape?”
“Yeah”
Cutest shit I’ve ever heard😂
@FlamQ Dbltap and Spokane.
He suffered a flying fur missile airstrike on his Djibouti.
What a friendly chap he was.
He was joyfully exclamating HOWDY! HOWDY! to that fluffy doggie! 😃
Nothing made me happier than that man's screams.
4:47 that dog just puts his leg on the seat to get more leverage LMAO
@@user-Chris89 lmao imagine if they said sick him in the middle!
Haha OOOWWWIIIEEEE
So you're saying dogs use all their legs.
This leverage initiated the owies
"Close Shooting"
TH-cam Demonetization bot: Hmmm
I laughed so hard especially when he said f you and sent the dog in with his tail wagging 😂
"Owie". The last words of a hardened criminal.
This guy has the best low intelligence, high luck build ever
Found my new RPG build.
Const: 5
Stamina: 7
INT: -100
Luck: 1000
With Fallout: New Vegas Stats
Strength 1
Perception 5
Endurance 1
Charisma 1
Intelligence 1
Agility 10
Luck 10
(notice, he has left 11 points untouched while playing)
Sounds like a couple people didn’t get the joke lmao.
1 strength (hence why he said owie)
1 perception of the current situation
3 endurance to hop back and forth in the seat
1 charisma, probably self explanatory
1 intelligence
6 agility also for seat hopping
9 luck for not getting capped
Also wild wasteland
Cryin
The dogs happy, I see the tail wagging!
training dogs wag for more than excitement
lol nom nom
Oh yes every time I see a bork bork getting some action if I had a tail it would wag every time
I've watched this one a few times because bork bork. I scare myself at how hard Iaugh at the "OWIE!".
This one made me laugh so hard. “Owie” 😂😂
“Multiple words of encouragement”
RIP, microphone 😆
Such a great K-9 partner.I’m glad he didn’t get hurt.
A dog not getting hurt is always a happy ending especially a police dog they a very good boys and girls
The new summoner class looks super exciting can’t wait to use it in game
Best part is the dog’s tail wagging with joy every time dummy screams😂
A grown man? Shouting “owie” screaming like a 5 year old girl. Perfect husband material.
As a nice guy, i can confirm girls go for shits like this.
To be fair, lots of people would scream like a girl and cower in the scenario, angry borks are scary
Mr. Awesome are you a donut blower?
@@spectrepar2458 Damn isn't that the truth. I have a friend that was like that with every woman he dated and the first one he married.
Space Cadet 69 I’m guessing he was part of the Antifa/blm movement. If not they will definitely recruit him because he has a pistol 🔫 🔫