Lol I think it makes his mad scientist costume better it gives it more character especially to those who don't know what the rip was from and it woukd makecthem think dang what did that mad scientist blow up ti get that and no kne will be the wiser he was just making cookies in spanish! XD
When Autumn said she "feels like a dumpster" because she sick. Thanks to Brandon for translating that for us, most relatable phrase ever when you don't feel good😂
I think he’s the only white person aloud to speak like that FWI: I think he’s the only person I’ve seen rock grey hair with a green shirt and a lab coat 😂
Mine is British commenting on a Swedish commenting on a Russian commenting on a french person watching an American bake cookies in Spanish which is kinda odd too....
Mine is german commenting on a british person commenting on a swedish commenting on a russian commenting on a french person watching an American bake cookies in spanish could also be add to the list of odd things..
@@idontknowjustdawn2008 My mother tongue is English, as a half Mexican-American living in America, watching an American make cookies in what should be my mother tongue which is quite odd as well...
Lady on computer: Despacio (English: mix slowly) Brandon: despacio?! *brandon violently mixes the mixture* Me: wait I thought he knew some spanish?🤦🏽♀️
omg thank you thank you for making me laugh.. we had a bad day and we looked at your video had my son laughing so hard.. thank you. Keep making us smile you make the world better place to hang out.
"I've noticed that you haven't broken your whisk yet. When does that happen for you?" That was just too funny because I've actually broken my whisk in the same exact manner, baking.
You know what my dog is named Courage (he came with that name we didn't choose it) and he is scared of everything so we call him Courage the Cowardly dog
I just saw a comment on jared dines' new video that you donated a bunch of money to his cause trying to get instruments into the hands of kids. I just want to say that is ridiculously amazing and you are a treasure of a human being. I love you already and this just cements those feelings for life. Thank you for being such a wonderful person.
I just found out about your donation to the cause jarred dines put up Holy shit dude the world needs more hero's like you. Much love from the Netherlands❤
3:33 i literally choked on my Reese's Pieces. Watching this while eating small candies is a deadly combo. Knowing Spanish and watching this makes it all the more better. I love this 😂😂
3:30 I'm dead. I was already laughing and on this note spit my coffee! You are so amazing Brandon! Please don't ever stop! Love ya buddy!!! The word play you do. 👍
“my 5-6 year old is half Mexican but these cookies are gonna be all white”
-Brandon Farris 2019
Story of my life😃😃
Hi
I was gunna like but its to perfect at 969 likes 😂😂😂
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1 week later and someone got the 1k likes
I was the like that got you to 1k
Is she his biological daughter with Gloria or with someone else or is she gloria’s daughter?
I love how you sang Despacito a thousand times better than Justin Bieber ever could Live.
Your so right
Marilyn Michelle so tru
@@papajohns1336 jdtjstjdtjtdtjtdktskts
True
Eh
“My 5 year old who is now 6.” Just like me a 3 year old who is 18
John it is What it is Taylor Same I’m a 2 year old who is 16
I’m a 12 year old who is 23... 🤷🏼♀️
Me too, a 1 year old who is 13
I’m a fetus at 13
Same here a 4 year old who is 12
Edit; im actually 13 now😅
I'm surprise you didn't bring the lamp in the kitchen to hit it a couple of times.
Samantha Carver I bet he regrets not smacking it
😂
“or maybe she feels like a dumpster idk women feel stuff”😂😂
😂🤣
😂🤣😂🤣
Lol
Wait wemen feel stuff
respect he calls his daughter a woman even as a 5 recently turned 6 year old
"I'm mad because my costume don't fit".... *Stretches and ripped coat* 😂
It made him feel like BIG boy . lol
The hulks less masculine bro.
Mad scientist brandon.😂😂😂😂
Lol I think it makes his mad scientist costume better it gives it more character especially to those who don't know what the rip was from and it woukd makecthem think dang what did that mad scientist blow up ti get that and no kne will be the wiser he was just making cookies in spanish! XD
When Autumn said she "feels like a dumpster" because she sick. Thanks to Brandon for translating that for us, most relatable phrase ever when you don't feel good😂
"Chancho! I need to borrow some huevos!" 😂😂 anyone else get the nacho libre reference??
😂😂😂 I really want to dress up like nacho one day this month!
@@imbrandonfarris you should do both esqueleto and nacho!!! 😂😂 I love your videos by the way!!! They make my day!!
That was my favorite part
I didn't but it made me laugh either way 😂😂😂😂😂
@@imbrandonfarris hey
As a Spanish speaker. I lost it at chinchilla
Eres latina o española o eres una latina de ascendencia solo pregunto
As an "I don't know this language-english-speaker" I enjoyed the whole thing :)
I speak Spanish, too, and I fucking DIED when he said, "so we're spittin' on turtles. Ok." 🤣
@@PixelMochi yeah, same
english speakers trying to speak Spanish is the funniest shit to me
@@PixelMochi i speak in spanish too
2019: save the turtles
Brandon: so we’re spitting on turtles
🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂
💀💀💀
“Where’s the dumpster? Not the trash can my 6 year old” 😂
Marissa Lockhart lol okay I didn’t scroll for comments but sure whatever you say 😂
You stole his quote 😂
I think he’s the only white person aloud to speak like that
FWI: I think he’s the only person I’ve seen rock grey hair with a green shirt and a lab coat 😂
FWI? Flying While Intoxicated?!
Did you mean FYI?!
Marissa Lockhart yes you were a mistake
FR 😂
@@marissajoy9910 LOL I was being funny- if you can't take a joke then yes, you are a mistake 😂
my mother tongue is french so watching an american baking cookies in spanish, it’s very weird 😂
Mine is Russian.
Commenting on a French person watching an American bake cookies in Spanish is-
odd-
Mine is Swedish, commenting on a Russian commenting on a French person watching an American bake cookies in Spanish is also odd
Mine is British commenting on a Swedish commenting on a Russian commenting on a french person watching an American bake cookies in Spanish which is kinda odd too....
Mine is german commenting on a british person commenting on a swedish commenting on a russian commenting on a french person watching an American bake cookies in spanish could also be add to the list of odd things..
@@idontknowjustdawn2008 My mother tongue is English, as a half Mexican-American living in America, watching an American make cookies in what should be my mother tongue which is quite odd as well...
Learning Spanish with Brandon.
Spanish speaking people: No. No bueno.
Pues la verdad solo se equivoco en los pronombres femeninos y masculinos, decía “el harina” por ejemplo y pues está mal
@@agus7448 buena hermano como anda
Hola como le va :3
@@agus7448 muy bien y usted
Bien tambien :0, de donde eres
“Where is the dumpster? Not the trash can, my 6 year old”
-Brandon Farris 2019
Edit: woah I’ve never gotten so many likes thank you
Bailey L We have the same pfp ,,,, Sorry I just needed to point that out.... I’ll go now.. :>
Ary F I LOVE THAT
1 more like to 1000
I really wonder how she's gonna react when she watches this video as a 16 year old.
literally heard him say that as I read your comment
Did he accidentally make an OJ joke with the whole “if the glove don’t fit you must acquit” line? 🤣
As “accidentally” as OJ killed his victims.
Not the content we asked for
But the content we’ve needed.
😂
My theory: His costumes are always so small because he buys the children's costumes because they are cheaper lol
Abby Hall he did say that in another video
@@EbyKat lol maybe I heard it there then 😂
Plus he is tiny
😂🤣😂🤣 I was thinking the same thing
Abby Hall omg so true lol
"I’m just gonna let you talk and I'm just nod as if I understand" me ever day
Me at school
I need a shirt with this on it. LOL
I dont know shit in Spanish and I somehow have a A in Spanish 2. I can read it but if you speak to me I ain't gotta clue
Me when I watching something in Thai without subtitles haha.
"where's the dumpster? Not the trashcan, my six year old" LMAO 😂
I’m dying right now with this whisk. Lol
Lady on computer: Despacio (English: mix slowly)
Brandon: despacio?!
*brandon violently mixes the mixture*
Me: wait I thought he knew some spanish?🤦🏽♀️
"theres a package of butter on my head, isn't there" lol legit laughed out loud when you tilted forward lol
yeah I kept waiting for whatever he threw to fall 😂
When
Samuel Boonstra thx
Brandon: “so where spitting on the turtles
Vsco girls: 😤
We're*
It's a joke! Lighten up.
I felt that
Linda Kelly r/woosh
Hehe
Uno momento poor favor
- Brandon Farris 2019
He said "hornier" 😂 hornear is bake 😂
BUHAHAHAHA 😂😂😂😂
thank you for telling us this!!!
Your videos in the morning are everyone’s cup of coffee you make people mornings 🤗🤗🤗
My question is, why does he know the lyrics to despacito so well? Suspicious.....lol
Cutting up butter before putting it in and leaving it outside to get softer, Brandon. Life changer!!!!
omg thank you thank you for making me laugh.. we had a bad day and we looked at your video had my son laughing so hard.. thank you. Keep making us smile you make the world better place to hang out.
"I've noticed that you haven't broken your whisk yet. When does that happen for you?" That was just too funny because I've actually broken my whisk in the same exact manner, baking.
"My 5 year old who's now 6" 🤣🤣
you look like something out of Courage The Cowardly Dog😂
That show is probably why I'm so weird.
You know what my dog is named Courage (he came with that name we didn't choose it) and he is scared of everything so we call him Courage the Cowardly dog
return the slab... of cookies
This mad lad donated $10000 to Jared dines cause
NC DOZER top dude our Brandon. Top dude
“I’m just going to nod as if I understand” me when anyone is ranting to me
“She said she fells like a dumpster”
When your so past trash you need new words😂
Everytime I watch Brandon my depression leaves 😂
Fr
Same😂
“Who did this to you? It was the big spoon wasn’t it?”
When he sang Despacito so perfectly.
THESE ARE literally my favorite videos that you make
You should do Christmas sugar cookies In SPANISH!!!!
Isn’t “Karen” in spanisch “Carmen”?🤷🏼♀️🤣
Marit Pettinga-Meijer no haha Karen is written the same in Spanish but it pronounced different!
I love that you tried ❤️❤️❤️
@@arias7418 I think it was a joke lol
Gabriel Valdez oh pfff I knew it was a joke hahaha I knew it! I did
*no I didn’t*
Evelyn this comment (your reply, not original... don’t want to offend you 😊) made me literally LOL! you wrote exactly what I always think 😂
Tabitha Feliciano hahaha 😂😂😭
I just saw a comment on jared dines' new video that you donated a bunch of money to his cause trying to get instruments into the hands of kids. I just want to say that is ridiculously amazing and you are a treasure of a human being. I love you already and this just cements those feelings for life. Thank you for being such a wonderful person.
I really appreciate that thank you! 🙌🏽😭
“You’re gonna do great” and toilet bowl cleaner makes me happy
I lost it when the empty butter box landed on his head 😂😂😂😂
Same :)
Same
“Hornier en tray.....MmmMmm....no one hornier than tray”
-Brandon Farris 2019
I just found out about your donation to the cause jarred dines put up Holy shit dude the world needs more hero's like you. Much love from the Netherlands❤
"My five, now six year old is half Mexican but her cookies will be all white." 😂👌
I love how these cookies looks better than other his done, in English 😂😂😂
“Un tenemos porfavor”-Brandon
A we have please - translated
😂😂😂😂😂😂
Brandon- “So we’re spitting on the turtles”
Every Vsco girl in existence- ಠ_ಠ
Turtles- ಠ_ಠ
How long to bake cookies...
Brandon: "No one's hornier'n Trey"
This is my favorite costume so far. Even though it’s too small it looks like it fits 😂
4 seconds in and it's already good 😂😂😂
Brandon saying “ my six year old “ makes my heart warm
I think you did an awesome job with those cookies! She will love anything from her Beebs!!!💜💜💜
“ 8:47 Where’s the dumpster, not the trash can my 6 year old” 😂 ❤
I had to read this 7x to understand 😂😂😂❤
I get more and more concerned for him everyday....
"my 5 year old who is 6"
3:33 i literally choked on my Reese's Pieces. Watching this while eating small candies is a deadly combo. Knowing Spanish and watching this makes it all the more better. I love this 😂😂
Best costume and video of the month so far!!!!! You crack me up and make my day. Thanks for everything that you do for us!!! Keep up the great work!!!
the gloria bracelet on his wrist is so cute 🥺
I love it every time he puts anything in the oven he says"you're going to do great"
Me when I have a mental breakdown and want to change my style
Making me laugh so hard this morning 🤗 thank you Brandon ....
“idk women feel stuff and i don’t understand” me too, but i’m a women and don’t understand 😂
This was fantastic! 4:57 was the best part! Just waiting for the butter box to drop and it doesn’t. Win for the crazy scientist wig! 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Video: despacito
Brandon: *whisks vigorously while singing
Your so kind!! What a nice and thoughtful scientist!!
I dont think you even understand how long I’ve been waiting for this video 😂😂😂
Just when I was about to take a nap, the notification popped up for this. Always a good morning when brandon bakes
“Or maybe she feels like a dumpsters I don’t know women feel stuff” 💀🤣
Brandon! 1 million+ subscribers AND a stand up show on mondays! 😆😆😆 I'm so excited for you! Your journey is amazing❣ Fangirl #1 for life 🤗💞
IM DYING OMG, I’m literally laughing out loud in a office full of guys that now think I’m definitely crazy
Dayanara Maldonado maybe they are the crazy ones for not watching. They can’t be living their best life without Brandon Farris videos. (In my opinion)
You got that evil laugh down! I love your vids so much, they make me laugh so hard :)
This is how many people want him to go live and make videos every day
Like
He does make videos daily........
This costume fits your craziness perfect!!! I love it!!❤❤
Brandon never seizes to make our day 😂
You singing Despacito is the highlight of my week! Well done Brandon!
Lady in video: “despacito”
Brandon: *violently mixes*
Me: SLOWLY BRANDON!!!!!!!!! OMG!!!!!!!!
I DIED when the butter box landed in your wig! love these videos! Currently binging all your videos
No.. es no.. You need more Limón Pledge.
Love waking up to your comedy!!!
I lost it when you tossed the butter and it landed in your hair 🤣🤣🤣😭
I have been ugly laughing this entire video. When you said “hornier” I completely lost it. So funny 😂😂😂
This made my day so much better ❤
Hello BRANDON!! I’m such a big fan!! I love your videos!! :)
being bilingual and watching this makes it SOO funny😂
when you threw the butter box and i didn’t hear it land, i immediately busted out laughing cause i knew it was on your head 😂
6:16 I lost it!!! 🤣🤣😭😭😭 I’m in tears laughing so hard!!!
My favorite costume yet. I hope Autumn gets to feeling better soon.
Video: *is spanish*
What Brandon hears--- *WUBBA LUBBA DUB DUB*
Listening to you read Spanish is like listing to my 2 year old baby sister have a conversation with the doctor
Brandon trying to understand 😩😂
You crack me up......loved this video. Good luck with making the cookies for Autumn.
Your butter needed to be room temperature. Then you don't get scrambled egg look in he bowl. Love you
Being Portuguese and watching this just fills my heart with joy
Omg I lost it when the butter didn’t hit the floor!!!!!!
3:30 I'm dead. I was already laughing and on this note spit my coffee! You are so amazing Brandon! Please don't ever stop! Love ya buddy!!!
The word play you do. 👍
" hornier entre" 😂🤣😂🤣
Mad scientist Brandon Farris breaking out into "Despacito" better then Jb ever could is a straight mood in itsself! XD