So I Baited Germany Into UK

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  • เผยแพร่เมื่อ 3 ต.ค. 2022
  • Thanks to Swimmy and Golden for POV: / swimmyswag + / goldenspatulas
    This is the ultimate 500 IQ UK strategy in HOI4 Multiplayer, this is the PERFECT UK meta!
    Everyone always expects Dankus to get Sea Lioned, but what if that's the plan?
    What if you let them succeed in Operation Sea Lion on purpose and let Germany and Italy on the mainland of the UK?
    Well that's what Dankus UK will do right now, shifting the meta once again in Bokoen HOI4 games.
    Dankus has literally become the Sea Lion expert and found the optimal meta as the United Kingdom to defeat Germany quickly in Hearts of Iron 4 Multiplayer.
    This is literally going to be the Sea Lion tutorial and guide but the other way around, this time with Germany being lured into the UK!
    The perfect bait that no one expected in HOI4 MP In a Nutshell!
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ความคิดเห็น • 228

  • @reidsneid2046
    @reidsneid2046 ปีที่แล้ว +1238

    Ah yes.... the finest “bait” in history, was very intentional

    • @aftermoth6908
      @aftermoth6908 ปีที่แล้ว +174

      They said my UK was weak (they were right)

    • @Mackenzie002
      @Mackenzie002 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@aftermoth6908 FGHEBTSV.

    • @Tom-oj7si
      @Tom-oj7si ปีที่แล้ว +8

      They said PP will find a nice hole to enter at 59 Victoria Drive, Melbourne, Australia (they were right)

  • @redfox0141
    @redfox0141 ปีที่แล้ว +558

    Dankus on his way to describe his meta strat for a country he’s already explained for the 135664th time

  • @trygveplaustrum4634
    @trygveplaustrum4634 ปีที่แล้ว +777

    *RIP Poland*
    *He died so Dankus wouldn't have to live with the consequences of his idiotic choices.*

    • @heraissilly
      @heraissilly ปีที่แล้ว +58

      Poland the real chad here.
      It is a shame though that someone else had to suffer because of dankus' mistakes.

    • @munk6576
      @munk6576 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@heraissilly poland didnt hold. Axis were keeping them alive so US couldn't join. Axis only killed poland after being told to do so.

    • @Niylark
      @Niylark ปีที่แล้ว +22

      i mean let's be fair here, it was still idiotic not to garrison the ports, but without the day 1 paradrop exploit that everyone seems to be glossing over, they wouldnt have landed

    • @bigbean2587
      @bigbean2587 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@munk6576 Poland deleted his divisions though so theres no way Dankus would be alive if nothing was said to Poland

    • @munk6576
      @munk6576 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@bigbean2587 you're missing the point. The other guy made it seem like Poland was holding when in reality, the axis could've killed them instantly, but chose not to, in order to kill the UK. The only reason the US was able to join was because the axis was told BY THE GAME HOST to kill Poland. Axis was playing it smart but weren't allowed to go to their full potential.

  • @ItsShii
    @ItsShii ปีที่แล้ว +225

    The classic British Brap Trap, Germans didn't stand a chance...

  • @thebladeofchaos
    @thebladeofchaos ปีที่แล้ว +38

    'They said my UK was strong....'

  • @dbd978
    @dbd978 ปีที่แล้ว +89

    you missed the best part where you guys told Poland to die to increase world tension...

    • @Starman062
      @Starman062 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      “In game”

  • @BobbyWanKenobi
    @BobbyWanKenobi ปีที่แล้ว +276

    "So I Baited Germany Into UK..."
    *watches the video*
    So what was a fucking lie

    • @cookiecraze1310
      @cookiecraze1310 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      Watch the Bokoen video. It gets worse.

    • @BobbyWanKenobi
      @BobbyWanKenobi ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@cookiecraze1310 I think I saw it. I remember France asking if he should micro against Germany from somewhere else.
      But would you mind dropping a link anyway?

    • @cookiecraze1310
      @cookiecraze1310 ปีที่แล้ว

      th-cam.com/video/06x7AbwXTak/w-d-xo.html

    • @wiedzmin8204
      @wiedzmin8204 ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@BobbyWanKenobi its the latest bokeon video on hoi4

    • @xbox_cheeto5338
      @xbox_cheeto5338 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@wiedzmin8204 No he uploaded today a video where he played as Romania and did the king Michael event

  • @noaheke2666
    @noaheke2666 ปีที่แล้ว +60

    *gets saved by allies in the nick of time* ESHPORTS ALTA

  • @chrisenvelope8985
    @chrisenvelope8985 ปีที่แล้ว +381

    For the love of god, just build garrisons as UK, Chads dont make excuses XD

    • @artos9406
      @artos9406 ปีที่แล้ว

      nah, his tactic is good. golden is rеtarded, sealion is always waste of resources. but instead of playing normally they always meme. Dankus is prorably the only one, who does things properly

    • @artos9406
      @artos9406 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      everttime they sealion, everytime they die. every human learns from mistakes. Looks like I was wrong

    • @aussiemilitant4486
      @aussiemilitant4486 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Chad's also are not scared of flying bugs......

    • @tonyravioli1982
      @tonyravioli1982 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@aussiemilitant4486 Chads aren't scared of wasps, hornets, bees, mosquitoes? Are chads perchance morons?

  • @pac3470
    @pac3470 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    "They said my U.K was weak. Little did they know I didn't create an army and got sealioned immediately."

  • @ProfTricky3168
    @ProfTricky3168 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    He just turned his greatest weakness, into his greatest strength

  • @TempusWasTaken
    @TempusWasTaken ปีที่แล้ว +129

    Mhm. Mhm. Mhm.
    "Baited" into the UK.
    Definitely wasn't a Sealion guys.
    The funny man has uploaded again.

    • @theblastfurnace3745
      @theblastfurnace3745 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      he is intentionally putting titles like this stop coping

    • @TempusWasTaken
      @TempusWasTaken ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@theblastfurnace3745 bro how do you not have an irony meter?

    • @theblastfurnace3745
      @theblastfurnace3745 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@TempusWasTaken you sounded too much malding its a you problem

    • @Starman062
      @Starman062 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@theblastfurnace3745 Says the guy who attacks immediately

    • @TempusWasTaken
      @TempusWasTaken ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@theblastfurnace3745 yes, Swimmy, I agree. Tis' a me problem.

  • @yogurt4life358
    @yogurt4life358 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    They said my bait wouldn't work...

  • @februarywhiskeys
    @februarywhiskeys ปีที่แล้ว +33

    Dankus confirmed master baiter

  • @SlanderousSlav
    @SlanderousSlav ปีที่แล้ว +37

    I mean if its stupid but it works, right?
    Shame on missing Bo telling the Poland player to 🌩🌩. Had to be one of the highlights of this match.

  • @tribblier
    @tribblier ปีที่แล้ว +54

    Honestly letting Sealion happen and then pushing them out does really hurt the axis.

  • @Orthane
    @Orthane ปีที่แล้ว +4

    COPIUM I LOST ON PRUPOSE GUYS COPIUM

  • @themadtacoeatingfool5228
    @themadtacoeatingfool5228 ปีที่แล้ว +53

    Dankus sacred of flies
    Also leaves window open

    • @TheCyber416
      @TheCyber416 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      There's an allegory to what happens in the video somewhere.

    • @Jman16007
      @Jman16007 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@TheCyber416 Indeed

  • @Xeemix
    @Xeemix ปีที่แล้ว +11

    "He said their sealion was weak..."

  • @saulgallagher5668
    @saulgallagher5668 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    1:41 Dankus says he won't send minors equipment and will instead build sealing defence... doubt

  • @steelcommander9918
    @steelcommander9918 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    They said my UK was weak...and they were right

  • @kijangberburu5991
    @kijangberburu5991 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Ok that was a different title than what i have expected

  • @vector7788
    @vector7788 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    They said my master bait UK was weak..
    They were right..

  • @poczkalov1150
    @poczkalov1150 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    They say that my UK was weak... The were right

  • @boufns8
    @boufns8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "Baited into UK" sounds a lot like the classic "Dankus gets Sealioned".

  • @TheArklyte
    @TheArklyte ปีที่แล้ว +35

    Seems like Dankus became too obsessive in taking risks to win. Side effect of trying to spice up repetitive games?
    Idk why people ignore when their allies do things like that. Here they were lucky that someone noticed it and others dedicated forces to fix it. Usually? Nobody cares and just throws all forces into whatever front everyone escalates. Imho, not having your allies capped is more important then some sand in Africa.

    • @cookiecraze1310
      @cookiecraze1310 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      This was not him taking a big risk to win. This was him being completely incompetent. He didn't believe he would get capped because of his navy and air, and when that inevitably failed he got saved by Poland killing themselves so the USA could join. If it weren't for Bo and the Poland player's quick thinking and the Germany player forgetting about world tension he would have been dead.

    • @TheArklyte
      @TheArklyte ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@cookiecraze1310
      so you're implying that Dankus didn't have any homeland divisions because _he forgot about them and just sat there with his military factories producing nothing for 3 years_ instead of either sending them away OR dedicating factories to other equipment types instead and thus having not enough basic equipment for more divisions? Because if he didn't, then that's exactly what I've said. Taking pointless risk to minmax for a phantom chance of bigger payoff. Or did he really sat there with empty factories?

    • @possiblypigeon
      @possiblypigeon ปีที่แล้ว

      @@TheArklyte Dankus was just overconfident. He made a huge mistake, but had good teammates that clutches for him.

    • @xanpenguin754
      @xanpenguin754 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@TheArklyte no no he was stupid. He had no garrisons what ever he made it wasn’t worth it. He got his ass saved and that’s that. Everyone was expecting it everyone told him to make garrisons. This is literally a classic Dankus L. It’s not the first time he’s been sealioned and it won’t be the last time.

    • @TheArklyte
      @TheArklyte ปีที่แล้ว

      @@xanpenguin754 again guys, are you implying he forgot how to make divisions and issue garrison order? No? Then he's doing it *deliberately,* correct?

  • @ryzziktrognesou1
    @ryzziktrognesou1 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Yeah... "baited" ;)

  • @narayasuiryoku1397
    @narayasuiryoku1397 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Most successful dankus UK

  • @shotgunsideshow8958
    @shotgunsideshow8958 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    man wouldn't it be an interesting UK video if you like, didn't get sealioned?

  • @erpega
    @erpega ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Baited Germany to sealion? More like.. THEY SAID MY GARRISON WAS WEAK

  • @OneOfcrowd
    @OneOfcrowd ปีที่แล้ว +2

    every general in France in 1940 11:47

  • @fishpig4391
    @fishpig4391 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    dankus uk gets day 1 sealioned and golden still somehow fumbles it. Yep, that sounds about right.

  • @Pioneer_DE
    @Pioneer_DE ปีที่แล้ว +2

    They said my UK was weak.....

  • @pefex2786
    @pefex2786 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    On purpuse, yeah, a master of deception

  • @TheMoonManBGk
    @TheMoonManBGk ปีที่แล้ว +1

    “They said my sealion defense was WEAK”

  • @chungus1219
    @chungus1219 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Bro said “bated” can’t admit that he wasn’t ready for the sea lion and that he won for pure luck💀😂

    • @goncalobalanca4299
      @goncalobalanca4299 ปีที่แล้ว

      First: Baited
      Second: Sarcasam
      Third: Pretty sure dankus doesnt make the titles, his editor does.
      Fourth: wasnt luck, it was his teamates that clutched him up
      Like ffs

  • @remi609
    @remi609 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Dankus be like "How many times can I change the title in one day"

  • @UlulvarCape
    @UlulvarCape ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Dude fucken really saying "oh I wont garrison the UK" then gets sealioned and claimed he was "baiting."

    • @edoardoscp9274
      @edoardoscp9274 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Bro got seasoned hard 💀

    • @UlulvarCape
      @UlulvarCape ปีที่แล้ว

      @@edoardoscp9274 didnt catch autocorrect, mb

  • @elraito
    @elraito ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "On purpose". Lol. The copium is stronf with this o e

  • @sterthebird1593
    @sterthebird1593 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    gotta love how dankus gets banned when he does normal air drop, but when they air drop they just trash talk him.

  • @stormbreaker6920
    @stormbreaker6920 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Did he change his title because i remember the title being i baited germany in to the uk

  • @JTSnook
    @JTSnook ปีที่แล้ว +1

    'thank you for your opinion' -Lennard sigma male

  • @saintaries7883
    @saintaries7883 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    dankus post,i happy

  • @konradschneider4933
    @konradschneider4933 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    When a noob joined a game as Britain

  • @shadowlord1418
    @shadowlord1418 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "Bait" thats one way to put it

  • @saulgallagher5668
    @saulgallagher5668 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Why do they still allow Dankus to play Sealion Simulator in 2022 breh💀💀

  • @avahope3809
    @avahope3809 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    What mod is this? Looks cool

  • @AproX_
    @AproX_ ปีที่แล้ว

    5:26 first recorded footage of a Swedish person seeing a bug

  • @Passa_o_Money
    @Passa_o_Money ปีที่แล้ว +1

    They said my UK was weak...

  • @baazarafa
    @baazarafa ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The story of the fly continues!

  • @Science-ev1he
    @Science-ev1he ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Dankus listen to his allies advice challenge! (Impossible)

  • @RunicRhino22
    @RunicRhino22 ปีที่แล้ว

    3:37 Based poll (No surprises Scharnhorst is steamrolling it)

  • @MMenyan
    @MMenyan ปีที่แล้ว +8

    holy shit i just realised dankus literally doesnt use keyboard shortcuts ever they even click the x on tabs instead of just esc
    i can never watch them again without pain

    • @DirkusTurkess
      @DirkusTurkess ปีที่แล้ว +9

      In his defence, his keyboard prolly doesnt work with the amount of times he's smashed it.

    • @goncalobalanca4299
      @goncalobalanca4299 ปีที่แล้ว

      well he did break the:space, esc and enter keys, and thats only the ones i remember

  • @smuuthbrane7029
    @smuuthbrane7029 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    you should have capped

  • @The_Deztro
    @The_Deztro ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "On purpose"
    Yeah, sure

  • @aquamelon0087
    @aquamelon0087 ปีที่แล้ว

    Watching from bo’s perspective seems to paint a rather different picture

  • @serga2003
    @serga2003 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    This new update and DLC is sooo buggy. I had the same issue that Dankus had - your airwings loses air task and just do nothing. I don't know when excectly it happens, you just need sometimes to check your air to be active.

    • @dwightd.eisenhower2031
      @dwightd.eisenhower2031 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      The same has happened to me, I built thousands of CAS and assign them only to realize that they got unassigned

    • @xanpenguin754
      @xanpenguin754 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      This was pre BBA. This game happened like 3 weeks ago.

    • @serga2003
      @serga2003 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@xanpenguin754 oh, true🤔

  • @nielsgroeneveld8
    @nielsgroeneveld8 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    If he wasn't so pride craven, this video could have just been written of as a mistake that happens.

    • @dwightd.eisenhower2031
      @dwightd.eisenhower2031 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Pretty sure it was sarcasm

    • @goncalobalanca4299
      @goncalobalanca4299 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      pov sarcasm 😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱

    • @nielsgroeneveld8
      @nielsgroeneveld8 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@goncalobalanca4299 If you listen to the video, you can continuously hear his teammates being genuinely tired with him, no need to get so emotional over this.

    • @goncalobalanca4299
      @goncalobalanca4299 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@nielsgroeneveld8 Yeah, they were tired about him being constantly sea lioned, however, he isnt "pride craven" he's just making sarcastic jokes about how everything was planned.
      Like, as example, you dont study for the final exams, and magically get it correct, it was all planned. Its JOKES!

  • @akiamini4006
    @akiamini4006 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    LMAO 5:40 Dankus comin to clap those massive flussy cheeks😂😂😂

  • @noahtowler8469
    @noahtowler8469 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    They said my UK was weak

  • @deeznutz57
    @deeznutz57 ปีที่แล้ว

    What mods do you use when you play

  • @deathknightreaper8656
    @deathknightreaper8656 ปีที่แล้ว

    18:15 there is a song there any 1 know whats that song is called ty ^_^

  • @b2e678
    @b2e678 ปีที่แล้ว

    Can someone tell me what is the music on 4:33 ?

  • @harunkuf7055
    @harunkuf7055 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    My man so good at playing uk that he doesnt even need to play uk to win the game...

  • @TheIrishtreehugger
    @TheIrishtreehugger ปีที่แล้ว

    What mod do they use?

  • @MrTeddy12397
    @MrTeddy12397 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    they said my bait was weak....

  • @mathewaverill2018
    @mathewaverill2018 ปีที่แล้ว

    What mods are you playing with?

  • @Matthias-bt2kx
    @Matthias-bt2kx ปีที่แล้ว

    We saw the old title

  • @jacobholden2030
    @jacobholden2030 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    see even a mans with 5000 less hours then anyone in the games knows to DO PORT GARRISION. Like come on man i want to see a great non sealioned UK out of you man.

  • @sahilhossain8204
    @sahilhossain8204 ปีที่แล้ว

    Hmm yes lore of hoi4 momentum 100

  • @ghostbirdlary
    @ghostbirdlary ปีที่แล้ว

    HAHAHAHA DANKUS IS AFRAID OF A MOTH

  • @sora64444
    @sora64444 ปีที่แล้ว

    didnt you upload this video a while ago?

  • @hko2006
    @hko2006 ปีที่แล้ว

    9:52 music?

  • @512TheWolf512
    @512TheWolf512 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    bokoen is right about you

  • @arthurharris4324
    @arthurharris4324 ปีที่แล้ว

    What is the mode ?

  • @universal_deus1474
    @universal_deus1474 ปีที่แล้ว

    They did studies and they found out if they did a sea lion then the war would have ended the same but sooner

  • @walleatswall8647
    @walleatswall8647 ปีที่แล้ว

    what are the mods hes using

  • @anadaere6861
    @anadaere6861 ปีที่แล้ว

    Oh I KNOW WHAT this is about
    THAT TITLE AINT FOOLING ME

  • @Alphastarilium
    @Alphastarilium ปีที่แล้ว

    Is this massive flying thing in the room with us?

  • @Xi4V
    @Xi4V ปีที่แล้ว +1

    yes

  • @dAni-ik1hv
    @dAni-ik1hv ปีที่แล้ว

    Alternate title: They said my UK was weak...

  • @alwarado
    @alwarado ปีที่แล้ว +1

    UK 1940 Endsieg

  • @billydeewilliams8909
    @billydeewilliams8909 ปีที่แล้ว

    masterful

  • @somerandomnesspoo8467
    @somerandomnesspoo8467 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The title should have been: "And they said my autism was weak"

  • @luka-li2vd
    @luka-li2vd ปีที่แล้ว

    what is the mod used

  • @ivansasho0729
    @ivansasho0729 ปีที่แล้ว

    What is the mod called

  • @breeie9900
    @breeie9900 ปีที่แล้ว

    They said my uk week

  • @wetwillyis_1881
    @wetwillyis_1881 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    If I ever play against Dankus, I’m never sealioning, and I love a good sea lion as Italy.

    • @xanpenguin754
      @xanpenguin754 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      He won this sealion because everytime Bo plays US he drops 20 divisions in UK as additional sealion defense. Please go ahead and sealion his ass.

  • @mistra809
    @mistra809 ปีที่แล้ว

    MW2 Be like: day 1 air invasion

  • @konigreichbayern7715
    @konigreichbayern7715 ปีที่แล้ว

    what mod?

  • @gid587
    @gid587 ปีที่แล้ว

    THEY SAID MY UK WAS WEAK

  • @andreizimbroianu2200
    @andreizimbroianu2200 ปีที่แล้ว

    Dakus procus

  • @doctorothon
    @doctorothon ปีที่แล้ว

    they said my uk was weak

  • @Thelastkeyboardwarrior
    @Thelastkeyboardwarrior ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Dankus Dankus! Is the best

  • @kotarojujo9465
    @kotarojujo9465 ปีที่แล้ว

    THEY SAID MY UK WAS WEAK!!!

  • @notthatsmooth7264
    @notthatsmooth7264 ปีที่แล้ว

    Sehr schön hier! Doch haben sie Hobbylos schon mit 5 Sternen bewertet?

  • @whoaskedwrd
    @whoaskedwrd ปีที่แล้ว

    Mod name?

  • @yeatnumber1Dmuncher
    @yeatnumber1Dmuncher ปีที่แล้ว

    "I don't get sealioned" uhm...

  • @terrifier2845
    @terrifier2845 ปีที่แล้ว

    zyzz

  • @poisonousbadge126
    @poisonousbadge126 ปีที่แล้ว

    reupload?