I Shouldn't Have Watched These "History" TikToks...

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  • @metatronyt
    @metatronyt  5 หลายเดือนก่อน +94

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    • @WelcomeToDERPLAND
      @WelcomeToDERPLAND 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Stay safe out there and avoid the tikker's curse (mind and soul rot) also keep your ads for shilltreon at the end or beginning, you fool.

    • @Christian-lh7ux
      @Christian-lh7ux 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Hello Metatron 👋
      About the vomiting, you sound like there were not many sources for it and only (very) rich did it. Weren't there dedicated rooms "vomitoria" to do it, even in villae rusticae?
      I'm a little confused 😅
      Keep on doing your good work, I really like your channel ❤️

    • @jamietrites6696
      @jamietrites6696 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      make more

    • @casanovafiems1508
      @casanovafiems1508 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Just curious but the editing for this video seemed very bad, is there a specific reason for this? Such as editing tricks for captivating audiences or such? I haven’t seen any of your videos edited this way and I don’t know if it is bad or something else you are trying, if it’s something you are trying out I will say I do not like it very much and would prefer the older way that you have them edited. No hate, just general concern and review.

    • @jjww30
      @jjww30 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      23:47 I was an adventurer once, until I took an arrow to the knee.

  • @chehalem
    @chehalem 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1562

    Peak TikTok - AI generated scripts, AI generated images, AI generated voices. The future is looking bright!

    • @kimashitawa8113
      @kimashitawa8113 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +152

      The moment i spot A.I. it's disliked, 90% of the time it's false or very ambigious slop.

    • @andrew3139
      @andrew3139 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +18

      @@kimashitawa8113 I like your style.

    • @kimashitawa8113
      @kimashitawa8113 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +45

      @@andrew3139 Like if you're going to spread misinformation you should at least have the courtesy to just use some google images and your own voice😭
      Like why even go through the trouble of ai generating a medieval armor when you can just look it up? Just seems like more effort for nothing.

    • @grejsancoprative
      @grejsancoprative 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +32

      The prominance of AI are the key detail to the fact that creativity is dead and gone since a long while

    • @lalaboards
      @lalaboards 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      I’m like # 100 and I agree !!!!!

  • @sylvarogre5469
    @sylvarogre5469 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +330

    AI reading is often paired with AI writing. there is no accuracy, just whatever the algorithm pukes up.

    • @BombaJead
      @BombaJead 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +40

      And paired with "AI" images and music. Absolute garbage.

    • @marthademovimaus5140
      @marthademovimaus5140 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +15

      If you pay the algorithm to puke FOR you, you can watch more!

    • @scarletsletter4466
      @scarletsletter4466 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      There are apps where you simply ask the AI to produce a short for you, & you get one like the AI ones he reviewed in the video. It really takes no work from the user other than uploading it to the site

    • @ViscountAlexOfTheHorsePeople
      @ViscountAlexOfTheHorsePeople 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      The AI vomits a script so that the tiktoker can write more

  • @LarryJ602
    @LarryJ602 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1443

    These "history" TikToks drove him googledebunkers.

    • @Soapy-chan
      @Soapy-chan 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +229

      hellow fellow googledebunker

    • @Terron35
      @Terron35 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +174

      The crossover we needed

    • @LastGoatKnight
      @LastGoatKnight 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +81

      I get it, you get it, barely few WILL get it😂

    • @Klisss
      @Klisss 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +56

      Googledebunkers

    • @bop1886
      @bop1886 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +123

      E pluribus googum

  • @Greez1337
    @Greez1337 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +170

    Dead internet theory feels so true when this is the stuff being put out.

    • @mitchjohnson4714
      @mitchjohnson4714 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

      Haha. Today is a great comment fellow human.

  • @francescoparisi1081
    @francescoparisi1081 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1097

    When your bar for historical accuracy is a Black Cleopatra, these TikToks aren’t so bad.

    • @pearljaime2
      @pearljaime2 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +97

      That's how high your bar is? Mine is actually "rome did not exist and AlexandriA the great".

    • @mosuke5123
      @mosuke5123 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +33

      No videos with dancing hamsters or cats can be bad! :)

    • @shaolindreams
      @shaolindreams 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +27

      @@mosuke5123 They weren't even Persian cats :p

    • @johannesg8959
      @johannesg8959 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      You couldn't spend another day without saying or mentioning BLACK do you?

    • @MeanBeanComedy
      @MeanBeanComedy 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      ​@@johannesg8959Stop trying to gaslight us.

  • @veronicatash777
    @veronicatash777 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +227

    The vomit part screams AI generated

  • @gotteskind_7
    @gotteskind_7 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +449

    "I don't have keys to jingle, so just bear with me here.." - Metatron

    • @Mr.Marbles
      @Mr.Marbles 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

      My keys dont jingle jingle

    • @Wintermute909
      @Wintermute909 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      What's with this recent trend of quoting a bit of the video and it getting voted to the top?
      Is it fans helping the video get engagement to attract the algorithm? Or is it just bots? Or is it just a new trend?

    • @Mr.Marbles
      @Mr.Marbles 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

      @@Wintermute909 its just „i like this part“ „haha me too“ thats it. Its not that deep.

    • @thebluenucleus
      @thebluenucleus 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

      @@Wintermute909 quoting a part of a video has always been a thing on TH-cam I do not get what you're saying

    • @Not-Ken-Molestina
      @Not-Ken-Molestina 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      Ive got keys that jingle jangle jingle.

  • @4ja2vi0
    @4ja2vi0 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +196

    The "hired people to vomit" thing made a memory from childhood surface up. As young children do, I would announce when I was going to use the bathroom. My mom would have some fun by teasing/messing with me by often saying "can you go for me too" or something playing on the idea of being able to pee for someone else even our dog, I remember finding it funny.

    • @davepowers3194
      @davepowers3194 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

      My dad used to say that too 😂

    • @trenae77
      @trenae77 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      It’s not just me! Wonderful!

    • @thearmchairjournalist566
      @thearmchairjournalist566 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      Mine too 😂

    • @DanielMWJ
      @DanielMWJ 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Me too.
      But also sympathetic vomiting. Can't have the emperor sticking his finger in his mouth to vomit! Best a hire a guy to kick it off, Family Guy style!

  • @kinghoodofmousekind2906
    @kinghoodofmousekind2906 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +108

    04:14 "Tortellius, I am stuffed." "Yes, my liege." "Please, vomit for me so that I may feel empty inside again." "Yes, my lord Raviolus."

    • @Psycorde
      @Psycorde 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      I'm dead

    • @DanielMWJ
      @DanielMWJ 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      *Family guy sympathetic vomiting intensifies*

    • @Gabi_Citterio
      @Gabi_Citterio 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Those names though

  • @ZeusBrown
    @ZeusBrown 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +302

    Metatron liked the magnet armor girl so much, he put the clip in twice.

    • @G00N3YC4NG
      @G00N3YC4NG 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +16

      WITNESSED

    • @nablamakabama488
      @nablamakabama488 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +41

      Ok, someone else has noticed it.

    • @brandonwilliams6221
      @brandonwilliams6221 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +45

      And he REALLY liked the cat TikToks

    • @Hyakkishin
      @Hyakkishin 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +31

      Probably an editing mistake, but you can't blame him after suffering for how long after watching TikToks

    • @darklex5150
      @darklex5150 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +16

      ​@@LGreen332 wha- what?

  • @TheVigilante2000
    @TheVigilante2000 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +68

    This should be titled "Metatron argues with AI"

  • @TetsuShima
    @TetsuShima 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +550

    Worst thing here is that these tiktoks still have more historical credibility than Season 2 of Netflix's Barbarians...

    • @mishmashmedley
      @mishmashmedley 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      isn't that show a comedy tho?

    • @gbonkers666
      @gbonkers666 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +50

      or Netflix's Black Cleopatra.

    • @AdamJorgensen
      @AdamJorgensen 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +35

      ​@@mishmashmedleythat's Norsemen you're thinking of😂

    • @rhetorical1488
      @rhetorical1488 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +17

      Blk Achilles has entered chat 😂

    • @NickolaySheitanov
      @NickolaySheitanov 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      History channel ancient wliens

  • @TheGatrGamr
    @TheGatrGamr 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +157

    Stakuyi is usually solid but for the most part TikTok “historians” are horrendous

    • @sharkchaos5160
      @sharkchaos5160 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +26

      Same. I really like watching his TH-cam channel History of everything podcast.

    • @wisemankugelmemicus1701
      @wisemankugelmemicus1701 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      Stakuyi isnt good, his level of knowledge is amateur at best, you just don't know it.

    • @TheGatrGamr
      @TheGatrGamr 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@wisemankugelmemicus1701 I’m aware he isn’t a university professor level of knowledgeable. He does do legit reading and research on sources for his videos though, it’s just surface level. Compared to the slop on TikTok especially the Ai slop, he’s leagues better though.

    • @tertmade9769
      @tertmade9769 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +19

      He's ok, at least he seem like someone to have convo with Metatron and probably share info

    • @badfoody
      @badfoody 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      yeah he has a history and current issues podcast

  • @jawalczak
    @jawalczak 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +74

    Oh God, not the AI slop...

  • @Mr._Warlight
    @Mr._Warlight 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +80

    The "They hired someone to vomit" so they could eat more Tik Tok really baffled me. The logic of Tik Tokers.

    • @reshpeck
      @reshpeck 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +23

      The logic of AI-generated content

    • @laurahubbard6906
      @laurahubbard6906 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      They left out the word induce. No one can write anymore.

    • @minespatch
      @minespatch 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I think they confused humans for vultures 😆

    • @t.kersten7695
      @t.kersten7695 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      maybe he just had mispoken or forgot that one little word. such things can happen everywhere - even universities.
      i bet there is really dumb shyte on that platform to laugh about and not just a little mishsp like that

    • @davidwilson6577
      @davidwilson6577 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      It's AI generated. The void stares back.

  • @Crom_Apsotle
    @Crom_Apsotle 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +18

    Stakuyi is actually pretty good. He runs a big podcast called "The History of Everything". He also runs another yt channel called Stakuyi, where he goes into deep dives. Hes up there i'd say of online historians, his review of Netflixs Cleopatra and Njinga series was awesome and his various other works.
    He actaully refers to Metatron sometimes and had many times advertised his viewers to check out Metatron on multiple occasions

  • @jensphiliphohmann1876
    @jensphiliphohmann1876 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +102

    What's a Tiktok video over the medieval period called?
    A knightmare.

    • @minasgav0526
      @minasgav0526 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

      Especially if you see AI crusaders 💀

    • @Jeremy-yp8eh
      @Jeremy-yp8eh 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      "Knightmare" would be a great band name

    • @PC_Simo
      @PC_Simo 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      You, sir, have made my day 👏🏻.

    • @jesusguillen5054
      @jesusguillen5054 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      - How many kids do you have?
      - Yes

  • @IoanCenturion
    @IoanCenturion 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +167

    5:50 I don't think that's even fantasy armor, that's just AI generated "Medieval" armor.

    • @wrongthinker843
      @wrongthinker843 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Looks pretty cool tho

    • @spazemfathemcazemmeleggymi272
      @spazemfathemcazemmeleggymi272 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

      ​@@wrongthinker843if your idea of cool is a video game then yeah sure.

    • @beardedlonewolf7695
      @beardedlonewolf7695 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      This or concept arts.

    • @Metalija1315
      @Metalija1315 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@spazemfathemcazemmeleggymi272 Oh shut it you boring loser, video game armors look cool

    • @wrongthinker843
      @wrongthinker843 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@spazemfathemcazemmeleggymi272 You must be so fun at parties

  • @James-b4r1v
    @James-b4r1v 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

    When I was in 6th grade, back in 1957, I had access through the local library of a book published in India by a British officer on the history of weapons and armor. The part I remember was the photographs of a yogi doing his asanas in Maximillian plate armor. I mean the "fancy" postures. Amazing.

  • @endlessnameless8181
    @endlessnameless8181 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +67

    That vomit one must've been ai generated? At least I hope it was lol.

    • @Angry_Dinosaur
      @Angry_Dinosaur 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Unfortunately, no. Even before the internet and Ai, it was said.. I know, unfortunately, I'm before the internet and ai.

    • @endlessnameless8181
      @endlessnameless8181 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@Angry_Dinosaur I mean, so am I lol

  • @Cyrus_T_Laserpunch
    @Cyrus_T_Laserpunch 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +37

    We have no right to judge the Greeks for their athlete sweat when we've had Gamer Girl Bathwater.

    • @329link
      @329link 7 วันที่ผ่านมา

      I reserve my right to judge both.

  • @BimmerBros
    @BimmerBros 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +52

    When future people look back on us, there will be some historical myths about “People buying used underwear from online priestesses. This was to bring good luck and fortune to their homes.”

    • @ReDeadArmadillo
      @ReDeadArmadillo 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      Ik this is a joke and all but unlike most before us, we have the internet to preserve anything and everything we do.

    • @Jordannn_nope
      @Jordannn_nope 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@ReDeadArmadillobefore internet they had books, actual physical shi, and no 10101010 thingys, and yet still we have a million misconceptions about them, you think the internet is more time proof than a physical library ? Maybe in future, but right one, one server shut down is all we both are away from losing access to each other.

    • @newmoonwithface
      @newmoonwithface 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      @@ReDeadArmadillo unless a giant solar flare takes out all electronics or a nuclear war destroys all internet infrastructure

    • @simonsmith1974
      @simonsmith1974 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      ​@@ReDeadArmadilloyou know there'll be someone that doesn't understand irony or anything

    • @PC_Simo
      @PC_Simo 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      And they would be giving us too much credit 😅.

  • @792slayer
    @792slayer 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

    That heavily segmented armor towards the end is some outstanding craftsmanship.

  • @davepowers3194
    @davepowers3194 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +46

    “Hired people to vomit”
    This conjured an image in my mind of a party entertainer who just pukes as his schtick.
    “Hey everybody, Claudius is throwing another banquet! He’s hired jugglers and musicians and even The Dispeptic Demetrius, The Puking Patrician!”

    • @Zetact_
      @Zetact_ 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Reminds me of Rowland the Farter.

    • @grayace4556
      @grayace4556 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      Dispeptic Demetrius....*snortlaughs*

    • @ChimpFromSpace
      @ChimpFromSpace 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      That was basically Steve-O's role when he was on Jackass.

    • @postmodernmining
      @postmodernmining 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      He opens for Stand Up Philosophers

    • @davepowers3194
      @davepowers3194 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@ChimpFromSpace can’t argue with that 😆

  • @cheezemonkeyeater
    @cheezemonkeyeater 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +125

    "I'm going to watch TikTok."
    That's your first mistake.

  • @AKKK1182
    @AKKK1182 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +67

    How are you confused by the vomiting thing? I always hire some peasant to go piss for me when I'm having a full on beer table with my buddies.

  • @Freeze151
    @Freeze151 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Im actually glad you showed the magnet lady twice since the first time I was hearing love instead of larp and it still made sense

  • @TheCatholicNerd
    @TheCatholicNerd 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +113

    Man modern day soldiers carry like 60 lb. And that's on their back and web gear. Probably be easier to carry full plate that's distributed

    • @thelordofcringe
      @thelordofcringe 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      Only 60? More like 90-100

    • @kaltaron1284
      @kaltaron1284 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +16

      @@thelordofcringe Depends of course whether we're talking march or battle. The Romans were also carrying around quite a bit of stuff.

    • @thelordofcringe
      @thelordofcringe 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      @kaltaron1284 romans varied quite a bit. From the Marian reform onwards I believe they were trained to carry 65 as standard, but theres literally like a dozen generals who made them carry around 100 because he didn't want to pay for pack animals to carry their food, or in a few cases there wasn't the grazing land to handle a big supply train.

    • @kaltaron1284
      @kaltaron1284 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@thelordofcringe I assume your talking pounds. In which case those numbers sound accurate AFAIK.

    • @The_Sunny_One
      @The_Sunny_One 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Exactly I allay think about this when people are like “knights were way stronger cuz they had to wear armor” or “they were slower cuz they had to wear heavy armor” but our soldiers also train in extremely heavy gear 😂

  • @franzferdinand5810
    @franzferdinand5810 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +25

    Stakuyi is a great channel. such a great guy, also nice to see a face and actual voice instead of all the AI Tiktok crap.

  • @KingMordred
    @KingMordred 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +20

    Is it me, or does the magnet armor girl look identical to the Joan of Arc's portrait by Albert Lynch. It is surely just a coincidence, but a pretty cool one, anyway!

  • @AncientBlogger
    @AncientBlogger 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

    Great stuff as ever - I'm on there trying to raise the standard of ancient history content. There are some very odd videos but some good ones. We'll keep fighting the good fight for accuracy!

    • @metatronyt
      @metatronyt  5 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      Ah yes you are one of the good ones indeed! Wish you all the best of success and keep up the good work

  • @welcometothejungle3222
    @welcometothejungle3222 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +17

    Some people today sell jarred farts. Selling sweat is not as weird as that.

    • @KalNertea
      @KalNertea 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      Some people are paying money for a jar of water in which Only Fans "celebrity" did bathe. Guess not much has changed...

  • @digital_u4ia
    @digital_u4ia 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +24

    Wouldn't the "they clean themselves with a small stone" just be like how in modern times we use pumice stones for calloused skin?

    • @EnnoMaffen
      @EnnoMaffen 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      no

    • @sandidloveismusic1510
      @sandidloveismusic1510 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @digital_u4ia "they clean themselves" is a polite way to say wiping after using the facilities, so only if you have callouses on your bum

  • @fattiger6957
    @fattiger6957 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +123

    I have absolutely no interest in Tictok, but based on what I see Milo Rossi debunk on his YT channel, tictok is truly the septic tank of the human race. I thought our species couldn't get any lower than twitter, yet we have found a way.
    Humanity, always lowering the bar!

    • @Snowhawk1835
      @Snowhawk1835 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      😂😅 TicTok is a tool. Just like TH-cam. You're using it wrong.

    • @fattiger6957
      @fattiger6957 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +33

      @@Snowhawk1835 I'm not using it at all, and I am proud of that. Just like how I never used twitter and I am proud of that.

    • @the_forbinproject2777
      @the_forbinproject2777 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      plenty of septic tankers on tik tok 🙂

    • @mishmashmedley
      @mishmashmedley 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      not sure what "tictok" is... this video is about *TikTok*

    • @Andreas-hh6vy
      @Andreas-hh6vy 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      Tik Tok is pretty much just a single giant shit post.

  • @arkenarikson2481
    @arkenarikson2481 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

    The alchemist is back, turning sh*t into gold! But who says that magic isn't hard work! - BTW, happy Birthday, Raff! Turning 42, if I remember correctly. (I'll be that old in Nov.) - To the next 42 years! Cheers!

  • @The_Real_Danger_Mouse
    @The_Real_Danger_Mouse 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

    5:41 Brilliant! A knight as a holder of refrigerator magnets. Now, mommy knight needs to use magnets to display her child's kindergarten art It's moments like these when I have hope for humanity 🤣

  • @debrickashaw9387
    @debrickashaw9387 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +37

    4:10 it is purely AI generated slop. The "script" is AI, the narrator is AI and the "art" is AI

  • @aidanopoole8983
    @aidanopoole8983 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    As an Italian, my father threatened to cilled us, have us bumped off by hitman, asked me to be a priest, disown us temporarily.
    The only thing he did not do is sell us! 😅

  • @santiagogonzalez1945
    @santiagogonzalez1945 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    History? Tiktok? Welp.....that kinda explain THAT cleopatra thing

  • @cladladd
    @cladladd 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

    TikTok history Is like the history of your family your grandpa tells you, full of exaggerations and inaccuracy because it makes it sound much cooler.

  • @rockzalt
    @rockzalt 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +19

    I suspect the "hire someone to vomit" was meant to convey the idea that Romans would employ someone to make them vomit. Nowadays we have TikTok to solve that problem.

    • @davidwilson6577
      @davidwilson6577 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      No, it was more likely an invention of the AI that generated the script.

    • @rockzalt
      @rockzalt 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@davidwilson6577 Doing your own homework isn't what it used to be.

  • @joelb8653
    @joelb8653 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +19

    Only 60 lbs? A kitted out US infantryman carries 80 to 100 routinely.

    • @damionkeeling3103
      @damionkeeling3103 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      They also have vehicles and every shot lightens their load.

    • @shawnwolf5961
      @shawnwolf5961 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      @@damionkeeling3103 nono, that is the actual rucking and marching setup. And "every shot lightens your load?" You do realize there were spare bullets. In the grand scheme of things, the absolute miniscule of a bullet isn't doing shit. Unless you're the guy carrying belts of MG ammo, every shot isn't doing shit for the weight.

  • @Liquidsback
    @Liquidsback 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

    I wonder if Seneca when refering to Cladius was actually in reference to Claudius being a sickly Emperor in real life as some modern historians wonder if Claudius had Cerebral Palsy and Vomitting is a common symptom.

  • @TetsuShima
    @TetsuShima 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

    3:44
    I never thought that of all the Roman emperors, the wise Claudius would be the one who would have the habit of vomiting in order to eat more. Even though, considering that his last words were "oh dear, oh dear, I think I sh*t myself", the truth is that it was a bit to be expected, tbh...

    • @donaldhysa4836
      @donaldhysa4836 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      It might have been just baseless slander tbh . Pretty common in that area. I say this cause usually vomiting will kill any apettite so if you wanted to eat more this is not really the way to do it

  • @Madmax45247
    @Madmax45247 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    When I saw the Magnet Armor Tik Tok for the second time in the video I thought I had a stroke.

  • @IoanCenturion
    @IoanCenturion 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +31

    Oh no, Rafael's going to get brain damage. Don't do it, even if it is for science!

  • @barrackobama2422
    @barrackobama2422 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Nah i actually loved this. Pls make more. Im also looking forward to a Eastern Roman Empire armor video. I absolutely love the informative content. The debunking/response content is entertaining but im not learning a whole lot.

  • @CursedKelpie
    @CursedKelpie 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +16

    I will never stop liking your videos, you can’t stop me

  • @jonlannister345
    @jonlannister345 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    Huh... This revelation of the Little Smooth Stones seems to be the answer to how the seashells are used in Demolition Man.

  • @AdamVolcek
    @AdamVolcek 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    Poor Raff having to watch tiktok. Thank You for your sacrifice.

  • @Azazel-uv3sx
    @Azazel-uv3sx 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +21

    How much would someone have to pay you to wear your full suit of armor w/ frog helmet for a whole day? And also to create a video where you do mundane things like go to the grocery store in full armor? I would love to see you come up in a full suit of armor with a Roman eagle sticker on it and go to the register and speak straight up Latin to the poor cashier lol

    • @tabbi888
      @tabbi888 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Because he is Italian and i presume living in Italy it wouldn't be as surprising as you might think. In general most Italians can understand enough Latin to make out what someone is saying because modern day Italian isn't far off Latin. Someone did this once for a you tube video and most people understood him. The armour would be funny though. 😁

    • @kyleheins
      @kyleheins 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      ​@@tabbi888 he lives in the u.s. now.

    • @Azazel-uv3sx
      @Azazel-uv3sx 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @@tabbi888 I really just want to see some mischief and nonsense at the end of the day lol

    • @tabbi888
      @tabbi888 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@kyleheins well then that's a different story, it would be sure to get a reaction then with the Latin, most would definitely be confused, but I'd watch out for their police though with the armour ,they might see it as a threat. Who knows in America, I know I'd be worried about it, people seem to over react there.

    • @kyleheins
      @kyleheins 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @tabbi888 it really depends of where you go. You'll get looks of confusion and curiosity where I'm from, and some will even come up to you to talk and inquire. Go to Seattle or DC and the whole situation is likely to be akin to entering a different country.

  • @VampireNoblesse
    @VampireNoblesse 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +29

    think he ment, to hire someone to make you vomit (who knew how to use a feather or potion on you, to make you vomit easier)

  • @johnathansaegal3156
    @johnathansaegal3156 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I LOVE these videos! Raffaello, PLEASE continue (especially with the cats!) SQUIRREL!
    (and now for something completely different)
    I like all videos you make that refute these short-form videos that have zero research, yet have the toxic impact of spreading around so-called facts to the point that people just believe them to be true since they heard it many, many times.
    Sorry to make you go through this torture, but someone has to do it and I'm too distracted by keys jungling that I am not going to do the research.

  • @zimzob
    @zimzob 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    If I remember correctly, Tacitus mentions the armor we now refer to as _lorica segmentata_ was derived from armor worn by a type of gladiator known as _Crupellarius_ . During a gladiator revolt in Gaul, soldiers sent to put down the insurrection resorted to using axes and picks against the heavy armor.

  • @ML-HS
    @ML-HS 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    This is probably one of your best debunking videos. I cried from laughing at your roasts.

  • @jort93z
    @jort93z 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +254

    Maybe the cup with someone wiping their butt with stones was a joke gift to someone. You know, like weird novelty coffee mugs.

    • @samfire3067
      @samfire3067 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Like someone sending you a sea shell for you to wipe your ass

    • @lalaboards
      @lalaboards 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +23

      That’s what I was thinking .

    • @mctrustsnoone3781
      @mctrustsnoone3781 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +23

      *browsing the “Spencer’s” stall at the agora*

    • @kleinjahr
      @kleinjahr 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +33

      No,no,no. We don't understand it so it was for ritual purposes.

    • @lalaboards
      @lalaboards 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

      @@kleinjahr it was in celebration of the ancient festival of Azzrammin .

  • @Lee-vk1xy
    @Lee-vk1xy 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    When I was in scouting I often carried a pack on the order of 80lbs. I'd rather wear 80lbs of armor but a lot of that was the straps digging into my shoulders.

  • @miyojewoltsnasonth2159
    @miyojewoltsnasonth2159 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    2:07 I don't give a rat's ass about Tik Tok, and have never watched a single video on its platform.
    Still, I've got to admit I briefly chuckled at "FREE GARLIC FOR EVERYONE!!!" for a split second at 2:07.

  • @celticperspective5183
    @celticperspective5183 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    32:00
    @metatronyt the helmet you are thinking of is Henry V’s funerary Great Helm/Early Frog Mouth, Matt Easton has a video about it from years ago I’m pretty sure. Very interesting and I’m sure getting metal that thick, and actually working it into something useable would have been a great feat for medieval technology back then.

  • @FlightofTheHarpysHeart
    @FlightofTheHarpysHeart 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +24

    history 1000 years from now: people used to buy a girl performer's bath water in a bottle.
    let that sink in.

    • @tiggerbane4325
      @tiggerbane4325 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      True men of culture.

  • @fandzejka9540
    @fandzejka9540 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

    I ll try to explain. Hired antoninus vomits and then his patron vomits looking at the process and can eat more 😂

  • @DarkSamus100
    @DarkSamus100 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Greetings from Switzerland. Happy birthday, Metatron. May you have a wonderful day. God bless you.
    Also thanks for the video. You do seem to have a masochistic tendency, watching those horrendous videos and articles.

  • @magister.mortran
    @magister.mortran 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

    To be precise, the last Western emperor was Iulius Nepos, Romulus Augustulus was only a temporary usurper who was overthrown by troops loyal to the emperor under the command of Flavius Odoacer after a few months.

    • @ark1567
      @ark1567 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Not incorrect, but I thought Nepote remained emperor by a legal technicality. He was deposed too before Romulus Augusto. There is still debate between hystorians about this?

    • @patrickday8067
      @patrickday8067 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      This is kinda like the coastline paradox

  • @Bboyred20
    @Bboyred20 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I didn’t know there were so many animated cats in classical Roman artwork very informative video!

  • @somerando1073
    @somerando1073 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    I think the guy talking about mail offering better protection than lorica segmentata means by coverage. There are more gaps (like the armpits) in segmentata than in mail.

    • @Tallorian
      @Tallorian 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      He should have been more specific then.

  • @marksanders573
    @marksanders573 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Starting at 20:53 you are spot on, and is something that I and some other colleagues of mine who reenact and fight as well lament regularly: if you’re a historian lecture from a position of authority/certainty about a subject directly related to a form of practicum, you absolutely need to have engaged in that action. Arguably the worst I’ve seen on your channel was the ‘blood runnel’ dude. You wanna talk about armour? Wear some armour. You wanna discuss the weight of a schlachtschwert, train with one. Wanna argue about the accuracy of a doppelhakebüchse? Ok… Fire away.

    • @simonsmith1974
      @simonsmith1974 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      What kind of reenactment do you do bud? Intrigued

    • @marksanders573
      @marksanders573 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@simonsmith1974 I fight far more then I reenact, but some of my impressions are early and mid 16th century Conquistadores. I am the Captain of the Santa Barbara Soldados, late 16th century Augsburg harness when I fight in Buhurt, late 14th/early 15th century harness when I duel. As well, I am an archaeologist and lecturer with degrees in anth, history and archeology. I’ve studied and fought with Lichtenauer/Kal in HEMA.
      I got into fighting and reenactment for the above exact reason: after lecturing for a decade, I wanted to truly understand what all this combat was actually like (or at least a close approximation of the combat). How tiring was it? How mobile were fighters? Did the weight and armour impair polearms more then an écu and mace? How much did getting hit… well, hurt. Stuff like that. Same reason my archaeological focus has been on reconstructing/recreating Mississippian weapons and armour, and then testing them against one another using scientific models I’ve created (like PmDAT/PmMAT: Pre-modern Dendric Armour Test/Pre-modern Metallic Armour Test): how do things actually function, as opposed to just reading about them and then speaking from a position of authority.

    • @simonsmith1974
      @simonsmith1974 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@marksanders573 awesome! I love history, my particular areas of fascination being WW2 and ancient Rome

  • @TheOnlyToblin
    @TheOnlyToblin 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    Wh....my brain hurts. What is this visual diarrea I'm watching?

  • @hughbeein1265
    @hughbeein1265 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    "Somebody pay me so I can justify wearing my armor all day."
    Metatron

  • @lukefarrell6769
    @lukefarrell6769 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    The selling of sweat to get their power... Look at football players throwing their shirt into the crowd occasionally!!

  • @The_Real_Danger_Mouse
    @The_Real_Danger_Mouse 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    8:42 Pomades and soaps were classic gifts in royal gatherings from as far back as the Akadian empire.

  • @yeettea5656
    @yeettea5656 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    'these Greeks are so weird. Imagine buying someone elses sweat. ew.'
    -man in the 2020's moments before drinking gamergirl bath water.

  • @BardofHorror36
    @BardofHorror36 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    The only chivalry I know of during war was WWI where they stopped fighting to celebrate Christmas. But it got ruined when the higher-ups came and demanded they continue to fight. Such a shame.

  • @Arkantos117
    @Arkantos117 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    When it comes to pooping; when you don't overeat, exercise and eat food that suits your digestive system you have mostly ghosties so there's not much to wipe anyway.

    • @atticstattic
      @atticstattic 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      I don't think ghosties means what you think it means.

    • @Arkantos117
      @Arkantos117 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@atticstattic It does.

    • @atticstattic
      @atticstattic 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@Arkantos117
      You're right - there are a few more definitions than I thought

    • @1SpicyMeataball
      @1SpicyMeataball 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@atticstattic My health teacher called it the "ghost poop."

  • @HoundXXII
    @HoundXXII 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Please keep this up Metatron, you're one of the original History TH-camrs, and it's amazing to see you still going strong many years later

  • @suspectsusphium1039
    @suspectsusphium1039 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    The video is nice but some parts seem to be weirdly eddited (as if some clips are repeated some are abruptly cut) but enjoyed the video still

  • @lyndiepanitz4431
    @lyndiepanitz4431 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Couldn't handle it. Kudos to you and your fortitude for preserving

  • @KaeYoss
    @KaeYoss 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

    You know that now we'll gather the money to make you wear your armor for a whole day, right?

  • @kristinthomsen3175
    @kristinthomsen3175 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    I love the cats for a good chuckle to your content.

  • @theobserver6579
    @theobserver6579 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    Not even 1 minute in, and I'm already laughing 😂

  • @claudeyaz
    @claudeyaz 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    my goodness you need to make historically accurate dancing cat history tiktoks... it needs to happen. Rofl

  • @The_Missus
    @The_Missus 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    60lbs only sounds like a lot, I agree. I still pick up all 3 of my kiddos (13, 10, 7) and could carry the younger 2 comfortably all day. At least the armor is evenly distributed 😂😂

  • @SLKoolKats
    @SLKoolKats 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I dont know what I would do without Metatrons debunking videos. You are a Godsend my friend

  • @DarkDragonRus
    @DarkDragonRus 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Lol, I have "cleaning stones" in my bathroom. It's not used to wipe ass thought, it's used to easily get rid of hard and thick skin on legs and such. The older you are, the more usefull they become.

    • @AnneDowson-vp8lg
      @AnneDowson-vp8lg 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      They're called pumice stones and they are from volcanoes.

  • @elusivefella8314
    @elusivefella8314 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Its really this mans sense of humour that's got me subscribed. Lmao

  • @terrywomack694
    @terrywomack694 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +54

    American solders carry more weight than that.

    • @KT-pv3kl
      @KT-pv3kl 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +16

      to be fair they are also eating a lot more calories per day and are a good deal larger.
      carrying 50% of your bodyweight is manageable 80% not so much for long durations

    • @Rhulk_Disciple_of_the_Witness
      @Rhulk_Disciple_of_the_Witness 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

      ​@@KT-pv3klThe people wearing the heavy, more protective armour were either nobles or wealthier soldiers or mercenaries. They had more than enough food to eat.

    • @KT-pv3kl
      @KT-pv3kl 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      @@Rhulk_Disciple_of_the_Witness good point. i was more thinking in the context of roman legionaries who had a surprisingly heavy pack weight on their long marches for their body size.

    • @minasgav0526
      @minasgav0526 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Aren't American soldiers carrying this weight in their backpack though. Am I wrong?

    • @Riceball01
      @Riceball01 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      @@minasgav0526 The weight is concentrated on the head and torso and while a good bit of weight would be in a backpack, there's still a lot being carried on the torso alone. Just the body armor alone is around 40 pounds from what I understand. On top of that, you're carrying 6 spare magazines worth of ammo, in addition to the mag already in your weapon, spare batteries, a small radio, a first aid kit, a CamelBak or 2 canteens full of water, and maybe night vision devices.

  • @mrSaber79
    @mrSaber79 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Hey Metatron! The guy you liked, Steven Bell, actually has two TH-cam channels: Stakuyi (his gaming-focused channel), and The History of Everything Podcast (The history discussion Podcast he runs with his wife Gabby). While he doesn't always get everything correct, it is clear that he tries very hard to do his research on any subject he broaches. He just doesn't have expertise in any one location or time period, as he covers everything all over the world, up to nearly the present day. He is a major history enthusiast. I think you'd really like seeing more of his content!
    Great video though man! Keep up the great work defending the truth!

  • @leholen381
    @leholen381 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    Did I somehow rewind or did the magnet armour girl end up in here twice?

  • @HashiMakesMusic
    @HashiMakesMusic 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I love your nod of approval when someone says something that's actually true. You seem so pleasant surprised 😂

  • @charlesabraham-ramirez-verdugo
    @charlesabraham-ramirez-verdugo 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    The problem is that many of the scripts for the Tik Tok history video is generated by AI and ChatGPT and it’s published without fact checking.

    • @Psycorde
      @Psycorde 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      AI slop became a huge issue on the platform, watch TH-cam do nothing as they're focused on policing speech.

  • @MrTheKiller95
    @MrTheKiller95 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

    No, I will not stop liking your videos, I will engage with them, the algorithm demands it!

  • @j.r.warren5794
    @j.r.warren5794 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    Your mistake is actually trying to understand this nonsense. People like that usually think that Walk like an Egyptians is an historical fact.

  • @marcusmiller5443
    @marcusmiller5443 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Your penance has been done, Metatron! Great job, drudging through the nonsense, bud!
    God bless you!

  • @marpet1253
    @marpet1253 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    Roman law (exact Latin transcription): "Prostitutus mustus blondus hairus havus"
    Source: Trust me
    There is the law! You are welcome

  • @deniselogue261
    @deniselogue261 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I enjoy your humor over their stupidity to the max...better than TikTok because it has more value. Thank you.

  • @Redslayer86
    @Redslayer86 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

    I think his meaning there was that they would hire someone to vomit so that other people would see, be disgusted and stop eating, thus leaving more food for the original person.

    • @reshpeck
      @reshpeck 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      No, he didn't mean anything because "he" is an AI

    • @bokrugthewaterserpent3012
      @bokrugthewaterserpent3012 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ChatGPT and Gemini both often just say insane things like that, there really is no meaning or explanation behind it.
      It seems like there must be, only because of our human tendency to try to notice patterns and seek meaning.

    • @Redslayer86
      @Redslayer86 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@reshpeck You better put some respek on the AI before they take over 😂

  • @joaqu1nluna
    @joaqu1nluna 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Please continue with the breakdown on Shōgun!!!!! I was really enjoying that series.

  • @freya663
    @freya663 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

    I always giggle when i hear how armore was sooo heavy. I'm regularly easly carrying about 60 pounds of groceries, in heels and dress (yes i'm a woman).
    Wedding dresses can easily weigh 20 pounds, or more.

    • @1SpicyMeataball
      @1SpicyMeataball 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      60lbs?
      Of cat litter?

    • @doommaker4000
      @doommaker4000 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      ​@@1SpicyMeataball???

  • @LlamaIndustruies
    @LlamaIndustruies 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

    The cat strikes again, and again. Love the content, Meta.

  • @sweethistortea
    @sweethistortea 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    I can’t stand history TikTok because there’s nothing historical about it.