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  • @pancreasnowork9939
    @pancreasnowork9939  หลายเดือนก่อน +116

    AdamandEve.com. Code: PANCREAS. 50% Off 1 Item + Free Shipping in the
    US & Canada + Free Rush Processing *some exclusions apply

    • @OmegaCT55555
      @OmegaCT55555 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      @@pancreasnowork9939 The UNSC taxed me to hard, so I’m broke. Also probably wouldn’t even buy them tbh

    • @Troupe_Master
      @Troupe_Master หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      When are you going to cover Harlequins and their masques ?

    • @SpliffingBrit
      @SpliffingBrit หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Alot of the sex furniture is too expensive to use the discount on :(

    • @BestGuyYouKnow
      @BestGuyYouKnow หลายเดือนก่อน

      You are my role model dear @pancreasnowork9939 . Ive been listening to your videos for the past few months. Times have been really hard, but you have helped me get through it. I recently bought Total War II because I was based and Nagash-ed (Honor to His Name) pilled by your Nagash preaching. Thanks man.

    • @bgcvetan
      @bgcvetan หลายเดือนก่อน

      What is the book of this wholesome Asurman moment?

  • @davve3498
    @davve3498 หลายเดือนก่อน +2063

    "Pancreas is glazing Eldar again sir"
    Wow. I didn’t know that. I just - you’re telling me now for the first time.

    • @PERSONII3331PERSONIIEVER
      @PERSONII3331PERSONIIEVER หลายเดือนก่อน +14

      tell him

    • @knpark2025
      @knpark2025 หลายเดือนก่อน +28

      "Oh, that sounds oddly familiar. Let me guess, was he sponsored by an adult toy company again?"

    • @bernardobiritiki
      @bernardobiritiki หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      Must be a day ending in y

  • @jaanzi4347
    @jaanzi4347 หลายเดือนก่อน +1293

    Asuryan: "Every once in awhile, make peace with your enemies. It confuses the hell out of them."

    • @KaiserAfini
      @KaiserAfini หลายเดือนก่อน +61

      *Ferengi:* That is lifted from the Rules of Acquisition. Imagine all the latinum we will get for the plagirism lawsuit.

    • @project9701
      @project9701 หลายเดือนก่อน +52

      @@KaiserAfini Asuryan: "I wrote the Rules of Acquisition. Have proof of it right here, and in fact you owe ME quite a bit of latinum."

    • @CodexQuinn
      @CodexQuinn หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      @@project9701 Only the High Elves could Out-Ferengi the Ferengi.

    • @IntrovertRedacted
      @IntrovertRedacted 3 วันที่ผ่านมา

      I tried to, but my family says I'm crazy. 😅😂

  • @BaconEvolution
    @BaconEvolution หลายเดือนก่อน +3129

    Okay elf boy, let’s hear why I shouldn’t hate the knife ears

    • @josecoronadonieto6911
      @josecoronadonieto6911 หลายเดือนก่อน +167

      With Adan & Eve!!
      That "Adult Furniture" section seems like something a drukarii would visit often xd

    • @midgetydeath
      @midgetydeath หลายเดือนก่อน

      Even better is that our diabetic overlord admitted that he hates the Eldar.

    • @memeisbest
      @memeisbest หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      they got casual orgy party on craftworld

    • @alexanderimmortal4354
      @alexanderimmortal4354 หลายเดือนก่อน +19

      Bacon Evolution nobody gives af what u like 😂😂

    • @justinlast2lastharder749
      @justinlast2lastharder749 หลายเดือนก่อน +107

      I'm still going to hate them, but I'm willing to listen to Pancreas being wrong for awhile

  • @Thetracker69
    @Thetracker69 หลายเดือนก่อน +559

    My headcannon for like 5 Harlequins bodying a bunch of Custodes is what I call Cegorach's Plot Armor: Whatever the funniest outcome is, is the one that will happen. And 5 clowns showing up, slaughtering dozens of the Imperium's Finest just to deliver a message is fucking hilarious.

    • @ZeroFormLak
      @ZeroFormLak หลายเดือนก่อน +79

      Incredible in character for a God that is funny

    • @alexkaplan6581
      @alexkaplan6581 หลายเดือนก่อน +104

      Cegorach saves his silliest battles for the galaxy's funniest clowns

    • @Hound851
      @Hound851 หลายเดือนก่อน +35

      That sounds like toon force. Now I'm imagining Harlequin Bugs vs Custodes Elmer. "I'm hunting xenos, its xenos season ehehehe!"

    • @LovesickMisanthrope
      @LovesickMisanthrope หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Certified Fumihiko Takaba moment.

    • @Attaxalotl
      @Attaxalotl 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      Cegorach gives his silliest battles to his funniest clowns

  • @nickclemitus4598
    @nickclemitus4598 หลายเดือนก่อน +777

    Something about an Adam and Eve sponsorship for an Eldar video is quite humorous. Thanks pancreas

    • @Caseyuptobat
      @Caseyuptobat หลายเดือนก่อน +42

      This pleases Slaanesh

    • @linnylinhorst5102
      @linnylinhorst5102 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      i was just thinking that

    • @mattbrown5511
      @mattbrown5511 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Propaganda ... porn, same thing.

    • @erikmckoul2478
      @erikmckoul2478 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Slaanesh totally has Eldar soul gem anal beads, those poor eldar.

    • @aldrixlevy228
      @aldrixlevy228 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Humanity prevails in the end

  • @thewhitemonkey64
    @thewhitemonkey64 หลายเดือนก่อน +2390

    >’Eldar propaganda’
    >Zero images of the sexy mean women calling me, “Monkey.”
    Clearly we have very different interpretations of the word ‘Propaganda.’

    • @utubrGaming
      @utubrGaming หลายเดือนก่อน +165

      She's a little busy running around in the Koronus Expanse.

    • @saintricardo8746
      @saintricardo8746 หลายเดือนก่อน +64

      ​@@utubrGaminghated that knife ear. Fishwife 4 life

    • @utubrGaming
      @utubrGaming หลายเดือนก่อน +27

      ​@@saintricardo8746 I preferred my "princess" of Efreet

    • @aaabbb-zc7sx
      @aaabbb-zc7sx หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      negawatt

    • @Titleknown
      @Titleknown หลายเดือนก่อน +14

      Clearly you are taking that from the same dictionary that 1d4chan/1d6chan got their definition of Promotions from

  • @Wolfgang-j4u
    @Wolfgang-j4u หลายเดือนก่อน +872

    In defense of the old ones as a necron fan, I wouldn't help the xenophobic, warmongering, nihilists either. The silent king didn't even really want the immortality, he just wanted a common foe to unite his people, so they'd stop killing each other.

    • @Jan_Iedema
      @Jan_Iedema หลายเดือนก่อน +175

      One problem with that: “our” silent king wasn’t born yet when that war started. He kinda just inherited a massive fucking problem and then the C’tan were discovered…
      First point is still fair though.

    • @berilsevvalbekret772
      @berilsevvalbekret772 หลายเดือนก่อน +37

      To be fair they could have cured their cancers in the condition of species wide therapy sessions. 😅

    • @SeanCrosser
      @SeanCrosser หลายเดือนก่อน +20

      ​@@berilsevvalbekret772 if they could do that, they wouldn't need to beg the Old Ones for a solution.

    • @rickkcir2151
      @rickkcir2151 หลายเดือนก่อน +63

      To me that argument goes out the window when the Old Ones made the Aeldari and Krorks. Two bio weapon species designed purely for war with no other thought in mind. The galaxy is still dealing with that short sighted decision. In both a permanent Ork infestation, and a new Chaos God with a warp rift splitting the galaxy in half.

    • @matijasostojic4288
      @matijasostojic4288 หลายเดือนก่อน +39

      ​@@rickkcir2151 I don't think you really think about taking the time to implement safety features into you weapons when you are fighting a universe damaging war and are badly loosing.

  • @Sovahni
    @Sovahni หลายเดือนก่อน +377

    Tomb Kings better than Fantasy Eldar? And Pancreas admitting it?
    Another inevitable W for mighty, Settra... Great King, the Imperishable, Khemrikhara, The Great King of Nehekhara, King of Kings, Opener of the Way, Wielder of the Divine Flame, Punisher of Nomads, The Great Unifier, Commander of the Golden Legion, Sacred of Appearance, Bringer of Light, Father of Hawks, Builder of Cities, Protector of the Two Worlds, Keeper of the Hours, Chosen of Ptra, High Steward of the Horizon, Sailor of the Great Vitae, Sentinel of the Two Realms, The Undisputed, Begetter of the Begat, Scourge of the Faithless, Carrion-feeder, First of the Charnel Valley, Rider of the Sacred Chariot, Vanquisher of Vermin, Champion of the Death Arena, Mighty Lion of the Infinite Desert, Emperor of the Shifting Sands, He Who Holds The Sceptre, Great Hawk Of The Heavens, Arch-Sultan of Atalan, Waker of the Hierotitan, Monarch of the Sky, Majestic Emperor of the Shifting Sands, Champion of the Desert Gods, Breaker of the Ogre Clans, Builder of the Great Pyramid, Terror of the Living, Master of the Never-Ending Horizon, Master of the Necropolises, Taker of Souls, Tyrant to the Foolish, Bearer of Ptra's Holy Blade, Scion of Usirian, Scion of Nehek, The Great, Chaser of Nightmares, Keeper of the Royal Herat, Founder of the Mortuary Cult, Banisher of the Grand Hierophant, High Lord Admiral of the Deathfleets, Guardian of the Charnal Pass, Tamer of the Liche King, Unliving Jackal Lord, Dismisser of the Warrior Queen, Charioteer of the Gods, He Who Does Not Serve, Slayer off Reddittras, Scarab Purger, Favoured of Usirian, Player of the Great Game, Liberator of Life, Lord Sand, Wrangler of Scorpions, Emperor of the Dunes, Eternal Sovereign of Khemri's Legions, Seneschal of the Great Sandy Desert, Curserer of the Living, Regent of the Eastern Mountains, Warden of the Eternal Necropolis, Herald of all Heralds, Caller of the Bitter Wind, God-Tamer, Master of the Mortis River, Guardian of the Dead, Great Keeper of the Obelisks, Deacon of the Ash River, Belated of Wakers, General of the Mighty Frame, Summoner of Sandstorms, Master of all Necrotects, Prince of Dust, Tyrant of Araby, Purger of the Greenskin Breathers, Killer of the False God's Champions, Tyrant of the Gold Dunes, Golden Bone Lord, Avenger of the Dead, Carrion Master, Eternal Warden of Nehek's Lands, Breaker of Djaf's Bonds... and many, many more...

    • @ZeroFormLak
      @ZeroFormLak หลายเดือนก่อน +19

      We so back

    • @Draxynnic
      @Draxynnic หลายเดือนก่อน +52

      It's because he feels a kinship - Settra's pancreas no longer works either.

    • @everythingsalright1121
      @everythingsalright1121 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      Good lord

    • @DaneDirk
      @DaneDirk หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      Is that all?

    • @sercravenmohead3631
      @sercravenmohead3631 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Settra sucks

  • @Ofxzh
    @Ofxzh หลายเดือนก่อน +231

    Humanity would eventually create Slannesh at some point with our endless quest to make the hottest pepper.

    • @everythingsalright1121
      @everythingsalright1121 หลายเดือนก่อน +15

      Aw but i love hot peppers...

    • @kogorun
      @kogorun หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      Slaanesh, *the* hottest pepper to ever exist

    • @normalin1stofhisname
      @normalin1stofhisname หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Doing my bit! *chugs naga/reaper sauce*

    • @flaviomonteiro1414
      @flaviomonteiro1414 29 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Caligula would do it by himself 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @Colorcrayons
      @Colorcrayons 26 วันที่ผ่านมา

      If this is true, then my body is ready for the joyous suffering that is to come; because I am a pepper slut.

  • @CatroiOz
    @CatroiOz หลายเดือนก่อน +668

    The thing that pisses me off so much with the Eldars is all the wasted potential from GW. Instead of developing cool ideas like Savage elves wearing dragon bone armours and riding dinosaur into battle, entire armies of space pirate elves who get rich just for the heck of it, elven space clowns able to distort reality itself to beat the gods themselves we only get a handful of scraps while Marine captain #3849 gets an entire book series about how he ate on Apple on a Tuesday.

    • @Dozarman
      @Dozarman หลายเดือนก่อน

      Probably because nobody wants to hear "hUmAnS sUcK" from the fucks who are the reason Humans are as they are every time they are seen.

    • @JGenM
      @JGenM หลายเดือนก่อน +168

      As always; 40k is successful despite of GW, not because of them.
      Wasted potential is basically their whole shtick.

    • @Dozarman
      @Dozarman หลายเดือนก่อน +31

      @JGenM why do you have to be so right...

    • @BenHyle
      @BenHyle หลายเดือนก่อน +50

      That book sells. The Eldar ones don't.
      I'm not saying I'm not in favor of more Eldar books, I'm saying that people will buy damn near anything with a Space Marine doing damn near anything, but if it's about Eldar, it's not likely to sell well. That's on the fans.
      Xenos fans think that GW, the company that everyone thinks is greedy as hell, just weirdly hates money in this one small regard, rather than the fact that, well, xenos books don't sell well.

    • @utubrGaming
      @utubrGaming หลายเดือนก่อน +63

      ... But can I interest you about another 6-book series about Blue space marine who hates xeno artifacts and screams "for the God-Emperor, suffer not the xenos to live" fighting a red space marine who's using xeno artifacts and screams "for my four gods, let the galaxy burn"... But he's spiky?

  • @coreytaylor5386
    @coreytaylor5386 หลายเดือนก่อน +357

    Isha watching Girlyman, who owes a big debt to the Eldar for reviving him bodying Nurgals champions, set fire to his garden, and generally wrecking shit outside the window and then leave: "well fuck me I guess"

    • @aaabbb-zc7sx
      @aaabbb-zc7sx หลายเดือนก่อน +48

      big E is the one who set fire to the gardens,not bobby G

    • @willrogers3793
      @willrogers3793 หลายเดือนก่อน +70

      That’s because if anyone’s going to fulfill the classic “knight rescues the fair maiden” trope, it has to be the Lion. I am Bobby G’s strongest soldier, but not so much that I can’t see a golden opportunity to make the story fit the characters involved.
      And besides, the best “Isha is rescued” story already exists, it’s called “The Emperrasque” and it’s on 1d6chan.

    • @Usagi33353
      @Usagi33353 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

      ​@@willrogers3793nah it's gonna be in Leman. He's the one in the to Warp

    • @brok56
      @brok56 หลายเดือนก่อน +23

      ​@@Usagi33353 maybe Jaghatai, after he studied eldar lore in The webway.
      Release isha And use that act as a bargaining chip.

    • @chaosspartan4417
      @chaosspartan4417 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

      ​@@brok56Mortarion is most likely. If he could find one way of openly defying Nurgle and by extention Typhus, this would be the best way of him doing that. At the very least if one of his brothers shows up to free her, he will be present and sabotage Nurgle's followers in some way or just step aside to let them go.

  • @MistaGuido-nk3iz
    @MistaGuido-nk3iz หลายเดือนก่อน +159

    Everyday that you post a video is an Eldar victory. Every time you post an Eldar video the bars of Isha's cage weaken, a new Shard of Khaine is found, Cegorach creates another sector-wide joke, and Ynnead carves out more space in the immaterium. Keep at it chosen of the Aeldari.

  • @legomacinnisinc
    @legomacinnisinc หลายเดือนก่อน +557

    The fact that you use Fauna as a stand in for Isha never fails to give me a smile

    • @generalirons9789
      @generalirons9789 หลายเดือนก่อน +73

      The intersection of Warhammer 40k, Hololive/Vtuber, and the Military Industrial Complex makes me smile 😊

    • @MoonBeamLaser
      @MoonBeamLaser หลายเดือนก่อน +50

      Man I Love Fauna

    • @deadboyo2773
      @deadboyo2773 หลายเดือนก่อน +25

      ​@@MoonBeamLaserMILF❤❤❤

    • @robertwareham8466
      @robertwareham8466 หลายเดือนก่อน +23

      Hololive are just starting to get into 40k right now, too

    • @legomacinnisinc
      @legomacinnisinc หลายเดือนก่อน +15

      @@robertwareham8466 I know! It makes me happy

  • @theodorehodbor5080
    @theodorehodbor5080 หลายเดือนก่อน +182

    The real propaganda video challenge would be convincing people to like Genestealer cults, a faction so minuscule in the grand scheme of things their literal end-goal is killing themselves via another faction.
    (And I speak as GSC fan btw, I fucking love the little freaks)

    • @singtothesilence
      @singtothesilence หลายเดือนก่อน +31

      Simple - "yeah it might be a ravening swarm that's going to turn us into xenomorph protein shakes, but is that so different to life under the Imperium? At least this way we get to poke the Emperor in the empty staring eye-socket as we die."

    • @yaelz6043
      @yaelz6043 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

      Well you start by not calling them a seperate faction. They're Tyranids. Then you can tell the boys that genestealer girls just want to have a family with them.

    • @archmageeldran2567
      @archmageeldran2567 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      Lean into the idea that they are the cultist faction rather than a faction that has cultists in it like CSM. Also talk about that you have access to some Tyranid horror while still having individual personalities

    • @KindredBrujah
      @KindredBrujah หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      I was sad when they conflated Genestealers and Tyranids. I preferred when they were just two different things, but that's the old old lore.

    • @HealingBlight
      @HealingBlight หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      "WE WON!"
      "Yes you did! Now jump in the digestion pools"

  • @Historyfrek4ever
    @Historyfrek4ever หลายเดือนก่อน +200

    Hey if GW won’t make eldar propaganda for eldar, then Pancreas gotta show them how it’s done. He at least wants everyone to simp for the space elfs as much as he does and for their models to sell like hotcakes.

    • @KindredBrujah
      @KindredBrujah หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      A full new line would be nice too. Many models are easily old enough to drink.

  • @spencerkennedy1769
    @spencerkennedy1769 หลายเดือนก่อน +181

    You made me buy Aeldari as my first army with an Iyanden color scheme. I was not immune.

    • @diegocardenas6494
      @diegocardenas6494 หลายเดือนก่อน +23

      I was immune but that's cause I'm broke

    • @ShadowMage
      @ShadowMage หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@diegocardenas6494 Same here.

    • @The_Grenadier02
      @The_Grenadier02 16 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Mymeara for me :)

  • @Eiskralle1
    @Eiskralle1 หลายเดือนก่อน +111

    Now I cannot get the image of Isha going "uuuuuuuuuuu" out of my head. I can hear it, and it sounds so sweet!

    • @boyanpenev9822
      @boyanpenev9822 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      I have the image of the Ynnari steal Is a away from there, Ocean 11 style.

  • @doragonzx
    @doragonzx หลายเดือนก่อน +473

    IF Optimus prime(not bayverse) was in Warhammer, he would radiate enougth goodwill that he could convert any Chaos cultist and Imperial into a functionning member of society.

    • @project4061
      @project4061 หลายเดือนก่อน +82

      That we can agree on. In almost every incarnation (except Beyverse and Shattered Glass) he's a leader of hope.

    • @sadaharuofkagura
      @sadaharuofkagura หลายเดือนก่อน +32

      And the first thing you need to do is convince people to stop worshiping Emperor above all else. And if that happens Emps will become weaker and at one point he won't be able to hold the waterfall of demons resulting in total world end. No, thanks.
      Plus Imperium would immediately declare Cybertronians as an enemy that bring their own conditions to what Imperium should do.

    • @philiphockenbury6563
      @philiphockenbury6563 หลายเดือนก่อน +79

      Optimus Prime and Superman could gigachad so hard they turn the setting Noble Bright.

    • @sadaharuofkagura
      @sadaharuofkagura หลายเดือนก่อน +36

      @@philiphockenbury6563 Screw Optimus Prime with Superman. Batman with enough prep time could solo all 4 Chaos Gods.

    • @doragonzx
      @doragonzx หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      @@project4061 give me your face

  • @OmegaCT55555
    @OmegaCT55555 หลายเดือนก่อน +321

    I LOVE how the first thing I see and hear is Garfield

    • @sheakennedy-ordway1156
      @sheakennedy-ordway1156 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

      Our one true lord and master. He has abandoned his limited form and he is beautiful. Surrender your souls to him and be saved.

    • @Eiskralle1
      @Eiskralle1 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

      Not just Garfield: Comrade Hatsune Garfield!

    • @THATfishguywithfish
      @THATfishguywithfish หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      the picture truly goes hard

    • @GwainSagaFanChannel
      @GwainSagaFanChannel หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      In case anyone wants to check out the video it is from it is called you are not immune to propaganda by the moony channel

  • @ForgottenHonor0
    @ForgottenHonor0 หลายเดือนก่อน +72

    Suggesting that this is "propaganda" is to suggest that the Eldar are NOT the greatest race in the galaxy and deserve to be the ultimate winners. For shame, sir...

    • @bodricthered
      @bodricthered หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Oil! We'z all KNOW dem knife-ears ain't worf da KRUMPIN, ain't no race that ain't GREEN the best!!!

    • @eidenspysznyk5075
      @eidenspysznyk5075 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      The pointy ears got bored and horny and now we have Lucius the eternal

  • @BossEvasion
    @BossEvasion หลายเดือนก่อน +97

    Harlequins also perform plays for all the galaxy, not just the Eldar, so they can insure that if the Eldar truly die their history won’t be forgotten by all the stars. It ain’t even propaganda to try and convince the world to love the space elves, the Laughing God just wants to entertain folks.

    • @Draxynnic
      @Draxynnic หลายเดือนก่อน +22

      Another aspect of Eldar gods not just acting to benefit the Eldar is that Isha doesn't just whisper secrets of curing diseases to the Eldar, she'll offer that help to anyone she can get messages to who will listen.

    • @gravygraves5112
      @gravygraves5112 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      imagine going into the webway to just hangout with him.

  • @jewishdictionary1715
    @jewishdictionary1715 หลายเดือนก่อน +50

    I am not immune to simping.

  • @sirunklydunk8861
    @sirunklydunk8861 หลายเดือนก่อน +523

    “But the Eldar made Slaanesh!”
    Ok ImperiumFan42069, who gave Chaos the majority of its non daemonic military and best champions again?

    • @enoughothis
      @enoughothis หลายเดือนก่อน +129

      There are precisely ZERO Eldar Daemon Primarchs

    • @heavystalin2419
      @heavystalin2419 หลายเดือนก่อน +61

      @@enoughothis There are precisely ZERO Human Chaos Gods

    • @crossfire4691
      @crossfire4691 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Precisely
      Humanity could have come back from the men of Iron if not for the Eldar ​@@heavystalin2419

    • @FriendlyArchpriest
      @FriendlyArchpriest หลายเดือนก่อน +75

      ​@@heavystalin2419 what about... The Emperor? The Tau Goddess spawned by Humans?

    • @nickrivas6429
      @nickrivas6429 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      And slaanesh is an Eldar chaos god

  • @samueltitone5683
    @samueltitone5683 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

    I feel like the Eldar might be the biggest victim of GW’s complete lack of understanding how long time is. The fall of the Eldar was 15,000 years ago! That’s longer than the entirety of recorded human history! Does even Eldrad remember the fall?
    Where are the new space elf empires dotting the stars? The Exodites have their own infinity circuit trees that in no way resemble a plot element from a 2009 James Cameron movie that just happens to share its name with one of the greatest Western animated shows ever made. It should be possible!

  • @meer2690
    @meer2690 หลายเดือนก่อน +159

    My favorite elf loving diabetic WH40K youtuber has once again uploaded

    • @matthewpohlmann6623
      @matthewpohlmann6623 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Everyone's favourite elf loving diabetic WH40K youtuber

    • @guyman2674
      @guyman2674 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      ​@@matthewpohlmann6623 everyone's favorite elf-loving diabetic WH40K and sometimes also Halo youtuber

  • @NDGRT-hv6yp
    @NDGRT-hv6yp หลายเดือนก่อน +110

    You know, considering the eldar get few good stories "because its so hard writting for them" and you are the #1 eldar supporter, you probably know pretty good what makes eldar cool
    You should make a video about how to write the eldar properly
    But eh he probably wont even see this suggestion

    • @Julian-vl7vn
      @Julian-vl7vn หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      If I had the patience, I would make a million abos on youturbe just so each one of them could like your comment!

    • @wetzel4806
      @wetzel4806 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      There's a spectrum of "just following their story" to the "super different alien being" that everyone seems to land differently in what people want from eldar. Like the jain book having more fruity elf stuff, but the drukari in the fabious trilogy are kinda just "people, but dicks".

    • @hippiecheapskate
      @hippiecheapskate หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      It's not rocket surgery. You take the protagonist bullshit that marines get in their novels and you give it to eldar. They write Eldar like the fans are masochists and enjoy reading about their faction sucking.
      It's really not hard to write them all, so long as you don't start from the premise that they have to suck all the time

    • @dezdannaselaphiel8634
      @dezdannaselaphiel8634 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      @@hippiecheapskate Seriously the books read like they're written by someone who hates the Eldar.

    • @hippiecheapskate
      @hippiecheapskate หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      @@dezdannaselaphiel8634 It seems like a deliberately concerted effort by GW to ensure that only humans get to look cool in their fiction. Only marines get to succeed and be awesome.
      It's quite depressing really. The new tau book that's coming out has a space marine antagonist, and i will be very surprised if he doesn't come out with a 'we both win' situation because they can't have space marines lose even when they're the antagonists in a book not about them.
      If the marine is killed and his plan fails I will be very surprised.

  • @Auriorium
    @Auriorium หลายเดือนก่อน +160

    I personally believe half of the writing staff at GW need to be fired.
    Like its fine that The Imperium wins but come one make the threats credible, by this point the Tyranids could be defeated if Big E farted.

    • @Dozarman
      @Dozarman หลายเดือนก่อน +69

      Especially that fu*k who wrote down the plotline of Eldrad getting surprised that attacking the very center of Mankind's Empire would put him on the list of "destroy at all costs". Seriously, does he not know what "cause and effect" is?

    • @PERSONII3331PERSONIIEVER
      @PERSONII3331PERSONIIEVER หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      @@Dozarman can you explain for me this eldrad moment?

    • @varlak9061
      @varlak9061 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      Tbh yea the Imperium seems to just be written to always win but never WIN if you get what I mean, gets pretty boring after a while

    • @Auriorium
      @Auriorium หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@varlak9061 Exactly.

    • @Dozarman
      @Dozarman หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@PERSONII3331PERSONIIEVER sorry, just now saw your comment.
      Eldrad, the most powerful psyker the Eldar have, can see the future if he concentrates enough. So, he foresaw things that should happen:
      A) his allied Eldar warriors should attack the Imperial Palace, the HEART of Mankind as species and Empire, then engage its guardians in a deadly fight (we'll not focus on the scaling here) while screaming "Friendship! Friendship!".
      B) he should send more Eldar warriors to attack Imperial planets, so that they would be distracted and not disturb him on a neighbouring planet while he summons a mythical Eldar God of Death, which he planned to use against Slaanesh, on a
      What's wrong with these steps? WHAT'S *NOT* WRONG WITH THESE STEPS?
      A) you let non-Humans invade the HEART of Mankind's empire. Last time that happened (War of the Beast), Terra was almost destroyed, because of which the Mankind's secret police (the Inquisition) created sub-division to deal with xenos threats and gave them their own special task force (Deathwatch Space Marine Chapter). Not only that, but the non-Humans also KILLED the Palace's guardians (again, not focusing on scaling here). Did Eldrad NOT think that a terrorist attack by non-Humans on the very birthplace of Mankind, a largely xenophobic race, wouldn't cause the said xenophobic race to inform their special task force formed SOLELY to deal with non-Human threats? Seriously?
      Plus, that's not how you ask for friendship, young mouthbreathing Chaos God spawning prick. Eldar constantly berate Humans as "primitive", "savage", "inadvanced", yet in attempt to save their own race, they slaughter the very people who they need to ally with (who's the savage species here?).
      B) using more Eldar warriors to attack Imperial worlds near a planet where he was being busy in order to divert attention... How about... Not getting their attention at all? If Humans know Eldar are actively being hostile, after the attack on Imperial Palace they'll send enough forces to make makes Orks angrily scream "Unfair!". And if his distraction forces got defeated (and they were defeated because of Deathwatch, I WONDER WHY THEY WERE THERE?!??!), Humans wouldn't immediately search every sector and system to wipe out the remnants? Seriously?
      This plan was purely detrimental to his cause, which was save the Eldar. How was all this supposed to save your race, you long-eared mouthbreather? Even if he forsaw that doing all that would (somehow) help, well, he foresaw wrong, because in the end the ritual got interrupted by Human forces that HE SUMMONED!!!! Or was he actually trying to wipe his own people? Then he did good job (which is ironic because he destroyed the Cabal, an organisation that worked to wipe out Mankind during Horus Heresy).
      And not once, NOT ONCE, did he think he shouldn't... Well, do either of those. Not once did he think "maybe attacking an extremely xenophobic race would give them reason to mess up with us...". Not once did he think he should cease fire, calmly contact Humans, calmly explain what he was planning and hope Humans would appreciate the benefit of not having to deal with Eldar and Slaanesh. If he did, Humans would be in the wrong for not engaging him. BUT HE DIDN'T! You gave them Every. Reason. To NOT engage you, you lanky, old marasmatic.

  • @wolf2965
    @wolf2965 หลายเดือนก่อน +24

    30:24 Aren't the Eldar themselves a product of genetic engineering and witchery writ large as a species, including potentially creating gods via sheer psychic might? Phoenix Lords are somewhat less impressive in comparison to that...

  • @angrypicture6155
    @angrypicture6155 หลายเดือนก่อน +17

    I gotta add a bit of harlequin propaganda that I found in my old demon codex.
    There is this demon called the masque of slaanesh. It's the dancing demon, it literally cannot do anything without dancing due to pissing slaanesh off and getting cursed. It's *the* dancing demon.
    This demon once attacked a troupe of harlequins and it was going fairly well, until a solitaire showed up, the apex of the harlequins. This guy locked the masque in a dance battle, and after a week, the masque made a mistake. This guy out-danced the dancing demon. A being of excess that made dancing its profession.
    This had a fulgrim-rylanor effect on the masque, making it retreat and having a burning hatred for harlequins specifically.
    Thanks for reading, have a good day ^^
    TLDR- Solitaires are cracked

  • @Jeuka93
    @Jeuka93 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

    I sat down after getting up for 10 minutes and heard you say "Khaine can beat Angron in a fight" my mind having forgot this was about Eldar thought "Ciaphas Cain" and I wasn't questioning it either.

  • @robertprueter3292
    @robertprueter3292 หลายเดือนก่อน +97

    Alright, lets put my bias upfront. I'ma Necron guy. My first army, my first books, my first games.
    Lets be clear though, the Necrons lost to the Eldar *and* the Krorks after defeating the Old Ones and enslaving our own gods. We might have lost but it took the combined might of the entire known galaxy standing against us and fancy space wuju that we had to invent technology to interact with. Oh and y'all came in at the tail end of the War in Heaven. It had been going on for who knows how long.
    I'm not saying don't glaze up your bois, go for it. But put some respect on my bony bois.

    • @qwefg3
      @qwefg3 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

      Yes the boney boys do deserve the best praise.
      You could even argue the only reason why they lost was because of the Star Gods.
      They held the worst the galaxy could throw at them, beat their own gods while also fighting everyone, and then had their king come back to warn EVERYONE when he saw how bad the nids could get.
      They have the best boys, the best boss, and had required the galaxy and fate to actively spite them just to stop them from winning against the entire setting and universe itself!

    • @robertf3606
      @robertf3606 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      "We lost"????? Trazyn, that you? Did you get lost on the way out of your museum again?

    • @josefstalin9678
      @josefstalin9678 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      To be fair, he did explicitly state that he was gonna twist facts to make the knife ears look better

    • @aaabbb-zc7sx
      @aaabbb-zc7sx หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      necrons were the dumbest race in the galaxy during the war in heaven.
      -be necron
      -fight old ones
      -lose
      -talking gas cloud called "the deciever" tells you to follow his instruction and build some fancy robots
      -what could go wrong ?
      -listen to THE DECIEVER
      -get turned into slave

    • @josefstalin9678
      @josefstalin9678 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

      @@aaabbb-zc7sx Technically his real name is Mephet'ran and his original title was "the messenger". He was only given the title of "the deceiver" after the bio-transference

  • @Dubauabud
    @Dubauabud หลายเดือนก่อน +70

    This pops up as I’m watching Frieren, okay internet overlords I’m becoming an elf simp

    • @boyanpenev9822
      @boyanpenev9822 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

      Frieren's mind mojo about how a certain demon should cease existing is basically 40k's Mind War.

    • @PERSONII3331PERSONIIEVER
      @PERSONII3331PERSONIIEVER หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @@boyanpenev9822 frieren cant escape the 40k memes

  • @mpbros207
    @mpbros207 หลายเดือนก่อน +60

    I have 2 counters.
    #1. Nuh uh.
    #2. If eldar are the best then why do they easily go down to my lasgun and world war era tanks?
    Love the lore, keep it up with the great video.

    • @KindredBrujah
      @KindredBrujah หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      Generally it's the levy militia who're fighting. Dave, who's normally a baker, picks up a shuriken catapult and mesh armour and hits the battlefield to defend his Craftworld. Opposite is the pride of the military might of the galaxy, equipped with the best arms and armaments that entire planets dedicated to weapons manufacture can produce.
      50-50 which way the fight will go.

    • @sercravenmohead3631
      @sercravenmohead3631 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      Well the some of the Eldar Craftworlds have never been defeated in battle, that’s a pretty insane feat in 40k.

    • @mpbros207
      @mpbros207 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @ (I’m just having fun so I’m not attacking you) it’s really easy to not lose any more when you’ve been dead for most of that time!

  • @Warrior-Of-Virtue
    @Warrior-Of-Virtue หลายเดือนก่อน +62

    Eldar: There is a Necron Tomb complex on this planet in Imperial space. Instead of just warning the Imperials about said threat which they will then deal with on their own, we are going to fight our way through the Imperials to reach the complex wasting an ungodly amount of manpower on both sides and thus leaving us both more vulnerable when the Necrons finish waking up.

    • @josefstalin9678
      @josefstalin9678 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      Necrons: See, we plan ahead. That way, we don't do anything right now. Szarekh explained it to me

    • @hippiecheapskate
      @hippiecheapskate หลายเดือนก่อน +23

      Imperium: sees an alien civilisation existing - how about we grind ourselves into a stalemate and lose billions because we racist?
      People try to put shit on the way the Eldar communicate like the imperium is a bastion of diplomacy...

    • @Warrior-Of-Virtue
      @Warrior-Of-Virtue หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      @hippiecheapskate Not counting the times that the Imperials allied with Eldar, Tau, Orks, and even the Emperor damned Necrons to deal with a common enemy. The Imperium isn't nearly as unreasonable as people seem to think.

    • @hippiecheapskate
      @hippiecheapskate หลายเดือนก่อน

      @Warrior-Of-Virtue it's Standing philosophy is aliens are evil and the galaxy belongs to humanity by divine right.
      Choosing not to kill one enemy to fight another doesn't change that. They will annihilate entire alien civilisations when they can't fight back.
      Choosing to pause hostilities is entirely a strategic move not a diplomatic or philosophical one

    • @PERSONII3331PERSONIIEVER
      @PERSONII3331PERSONIIEVER หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@Warrior-Of-Virtue they still lose

  • @HuevoBendito
    @HuevoBendito หลายเดือนก่อน +28

    Looks like he's polishing his wraithbone to a mirror sheen with this one

  • @MasterOfIron
    @MasterOfIron หลายเดือนก่อน +379

    necron sweep should have won

    • @brexthompson
      @brexthompson หลายเดือนก่อน +61

      Go back to bed grandpa

    • @atomicbuttocks
      @atomicbuttocks หลายเดือนก่อน

      Orks win low dif

    • @ionutbalta6607
      @ionutbalta6607 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​​@@brexthompsonPrimitive meat bags these days no respect for their betters. *Old* *Robotic* *Grumbling*

    • @azagorod8479
      @azagorod8479 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      ​@@brexthompsonLol!

    • @tergartcunninghan2013
      @tergartcunninghan2013 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      Correct.

  • @Enzo_honey
    @Enzo_honey หลายเดือนก่อน +148

    Elf boy over here likes the knife ears! Everybody point and laugh! He’s just like those Bretonians!

    • @MrPlainsflyer
      @MrPlainsflyer หลายเดือนก่อน +22

      He really IS a horse botherer!! Bahaha!

    • @The_Art_Style
      @The_Art_Style หลายเดือนก่อน +11

      Hahahahaha typical bretonian

    • @Splicer-lb5xb
      @Splicer-lb5xb หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      This better become a top comment lol

    • @rokva5771
      @rokva5771 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Aw shit, you are right! 😂😂😂

    • @serotonin.scavenger
      @serotonin.scavenger หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      Holy shit, I didn't realize that. Pancreas really is just like the Br*tonnians

  • @Tavenknaughtlin1
    @Tavenknaughtlin1 หลายเดือนก่อน +18

    24:22
    "Everyone else will never get that straight up fight"
    Ufthak Blackhawk: "AND IZ TOOK DAT PERSONAL-LIKE"

    • @Tavenknaughtlin1
      @Tavenknaughtlin1 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

      For those who don't know and haven't read Da Big Dakka, spoilers:
      Ufthak Blackhawk, a Bad Moons warboss, and his boyz broke into the outskirts of Commorragh by plugging a weirdboy into a webway portal, shot down multiple venoms and other vehicles by sheer weight of gunfire, survived an assassination attempt by mandrakes by krumpin the snot out of them, survived the lethal muscle growth injection of that assassination which made him smarter (ork size corelates to intelligence), broke a hole in the webway allowing a demonic invasion of Commorragh, then lastly stole an incredibly powerful deldar flagship to jump out of Commorragh better off than when he came in.
      The Dark Eldar don't give you a straight up fight.....until the Orks want one!

    • @Bloodlyshiva
      @Bloodlyshiva หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@Tavenknaughtlin1 Sounds like an RTS mission/campaign.

  • @grechdania
    @grechdania หลายเดือนก่อน +43

    I think our man Pancreas is married to an elven space girl...

    • @MrJinglejanglejingle
      @MrJinglejanglejingle หลายเดือนก่อน +16

      Lucky man.

    • @SoldadoCatolico
      @SoldadoCatolico หลายเดือนก่อน

      Cant believe f pancreas was an ultramarine in disguise

    • @yaelz6043
      @yaelz6043 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      Living the dream.

    • @Draxynnic
      @Draxynnic หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      I seem to recall the Biel-Tan video ended with expressing a specific desire...

    • @serotonin.scavenger
      @serotonin.scavenger หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      He wishes

  • @Stare20
    @Stare20 หลายเดือนก่อน +23

    Ngl I would pay some serious money for a Maugan Ra boltgun/doom 2016 style game of him bodying a hivefleet. That sounds sick.

    • @sojh17
      @sojh17 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Goddamn I am so in

  • @TheAusar
    @TheAusar หลายเดือนก่อน +23

    "None of his chapter mates should try to rescue him." - Unless they are ultra marines, they would probably be fine XD

    • @Feuerhamster
      @Feuerhamster หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      Ultramarines have armor made of purest Plotium, they could probably "Nah, I'd win" all 4 chaos gods at once and somehow come out on top.

  • @balthazar579
    @balthazar579 หลายเดือนก่อน +64

    "neanderthal paintings on a cave wall" As far as we've been able to determine, all of the cave paintings in the world can be attributed to homo sapiens, and while there have been arguments for some, none have been successfully attributed to homo neanderthalensis.

    • @volteraasus1200
      @volteraasus1200 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      🤓

    • @balthazar579
      @balthazar579 หลายเดือนก่อน +26

      @volteraasus1200 I'm sorry you learned today. My b.

    • @crazydude610
      @crazydude610 หลายเดือนก่อน

      This is anti-neanderthal propaganda

    • @Splicer-lb5xb
      @Splicer-lb5xb หลายเดือนก่อน

      This is a warhammer video my good bitch, nobody thinks that's an insult.@@volteraasus1200

    • @Ezekiel_Allium
      @Ezekiel_Allium หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      ​@@balthazar579 1. Very annoying and reddit response (other guy wasn't better but still)
      2. While we don't have cave paintings specifically, there are pieces of neanderthal art we're aware of. There's the funny stalagmite stone circle thing, but I actually think the other example I know of is way crazier; we have a bone flute made from a bear femur, and I've not seen any terribly good arguments against that one other than incredulity that neaderthals could make something like it, and the argument that there were other bones in the cave that didn't have holes in them? Might be misremembering that one because I don't really understand it

  • @TheXenomorphwarrior
    @TheXenomorphwarrior หลายเดือนก่อน +19

    “GW will always hate this faction”
    Still more love than the poor beastmen 🐐

  • @Caragoner
    @Caragoner หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    27:00 gave me the HILARIOUS image of a halriquen hitting the griddy like that one joker meme across a craft world

  • @bartonbone8559
    @bartonbone8559 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    Don't forget Maugan Ra also pulled an entire Craftworld out of the Eye of Terror simply because it used to be his home.

    • @Warmaster2001
      @Warmaster2001 18 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Damn that was epic)). Based))

  • @goldjaw
    @goldjaw หลายเดือนก่อน +95

    Eldar goals in War in Heaven:
    •Necron Extinction
    •Old Ones survival
    Necron goals in War in Heaven:
    •Kill the Old Ones
    •Unite the Necrons
    I think the results are clear.

    • @shinkicker404
      @shinkicker404 หลายเดือนก่อน +24

      Forgot “cure the super cancer”. Total sweep for the bone boys.

    • @aaabbb-zc7sx
      @aaabbb-zc7sx หลายเดือนก่อน +11

      *unite the necrons* you mean the necrons who are still divided into dynasties and who are currently having a civil war ? those necrons who choose between the stormlord and the silent king,each with a very different view ?

    • @josefstalin9678
      @josefstalin9678 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      ​@@aaabbb-zc7sxstill, two warring factions is better than every single dynasty being against eachother

    • @yaelz6043
      @yaelz6043 หลายเดือนก่อน +16

      Imagine being so utterly crushed that you hide in a basement for 60 million years and then coming out and saying you won. Are you German or something?

    • @goldjaw
      @goldjaw หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      @ As in people are shitting themselves at the very thought of them still existing? Apparently yes.

  • @kyrudo
    @kyrudo หลายเดือนก่อน +45

    6:58 This is why I think the Tau are absolutely terrifying IMO, they’ve almost matched what its taken basically everyone else in a freaking existance a cosmic blink of an eye.

    • @Dozarman
      @Dozarman หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      Because noone bothered to screw them over.

    • @AYAKXSHI
      @AYAKXSHI หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@Dozarman about that big E is causing humans in the tau empire to uhm yk rebel

    • @PERSONII3331PERSONIIEVER
      @PERSONII3331PERSONIIEVER หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@Dozarman no one cares about them in lore, the imperium has other matters to do

    • @Dozarman
      @Dozarman หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@PERSONII3331PERSONIIEVER same thing, still effing hurts

    • @Draxynnic
      @Draxynnic หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      I think there's a degree to which that's because the Tau are still in their initial ascension phase, while the other major technological factions are all recovering after a fall. Tau tech is behind Craftworld Eldar tech, let alone Eldar Empire tech, and it's probably a long way behind the height of the Dark Age of Technology. Tau technology is probably a reasonable projection of where humanity might reach in ten thousand years (while the DAoT peaked around 25K).
      In the case of the Imperium, there's a combination of being in a case of net stagnation since it formed (some technologies are found, others are lost), and a lot of the technology that the Imperium currently uses being designed more to be something that can be reliably produced on a newly established colony worlds without a fully developed industry rather than to be the best available.

  • @muriomoira
    @muriomoira หลายเดือนก่อน +70

    You're a cornerstone of the eldar online community, keep the good work in the resistance against dwarf larpers.

    • @ttpbroadcastingcompany.4460
      @ttpbroadcastingcompany.4460 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      Mhm. Say, remind me, which race birthed Slaanesh and is obnoxiously cryptic, not to mention just flat-out stupid?

    • @GwainSagaFanChannel
      @GwainSagaFanChannel หลายเดือนก่อน +14

      Dwarf slander? That is going in the book!

    • @CatroiOz
      @CatroiOz หลายเดือนก่อน +16

      Nothing is more cringe than dwarf fanboys

    • @Craftworld_patriot
      @Craftworld_patriot หลายเดือนก่อน +32

      ​@@ttpbroadcastingcompany.4460remind me, which race made chaos stronger than ever by giving them a bunch of primarchs, legions of space marines, fleets and billions of worshippers all around the galaxy? Almost the half of Emperor's creations turned against him, people of his Empire live in such horrible conditions that becoming a cultist is not a bad alternative. At the same time every Craftworld Eldar is free to choose his own path. Every Craftworld Eldar remembers mistakes and sins of his kind, and non of them feeds the chaos gods by cults, prays, gifts of armies and fleets. Humanity is much more stupid in every regard

    • @hossamsaleh7680
      @hossamsaleh7680 หลายเดือนก่อน +18

      Preach brother, mankind isn’t innocent either, they fuckin can’t go a single day without a rebellion or civil war happening, even prior to the Hersey.

  • @Gingerbreadley
    @Gingerbreadley หลายเดือนก่อน +39

    “Farseers are the ultimate authority in seeing the future”
    Laughs in Orikan

    • @jet-blackjo2455
      @jet-blackjo2455 หลายเดือนก่อน +32

      Orikan can travel back in time and still could barely get a standstill in court against Trazyn, actual Fraud that Orikan
      -Nihilakh

    • @serotonin.scavenger
      @serotonin.scavenger หลายเดือนก่อน

      Orikan does not have a window. He automatically loses.

  • @CT-wf7cd
    @CT-wf7cd หลายเดือนก่อน +8

    I don't know why but the thought of Harlequinns and the Eldar as a whole having a webway "Liveleak" makes me giggle insistently I can't stop

  • @thedorklord1029
    @thedorklord1029 หลายเดือนก่อน +22

    The real Eldar propaganda is the new Fuegan model.

  • @tyronechamp
    @tyronechamp หลายเดือนก่อน +11

    Your final word on the Eldar, made a Necron fan’s cold metal heart feel warm again. The propaganda worked. Thank you, pancreas

  • @Vensaxta
    @Vensaxta หลายเดือนก่อน +12

    A sex toy sponsorship is what finally sold me on the Eldar. I was never exactly against them, but sex furniture is what sealed the deal for me to look into them and give them a fair chance. I hope you're happy.

  • @mistrants2745
    @mistrants2745 หลายเดือนก่อน +27

    12:22 small correction. Emps may be the 'anathema' but he isnt a literal anathema to chaos. That would be the blanks. Emps is 'just' a psyker so god damn out of his mind powerful that his ambitions of order put him at odds with the Chaos Gods who actually take him seriously as a threat. But his nature is not anti-chaos or something. If anything, he is very much a creature of the warp like they (but with a mortal and material origin and anchor).

    • @Draxynnic
      @Draxynnic หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      I think it's possible to be both. Fantasy has the wind of Hysh being anathema to Chaos, despite being a wind of magic and therefore ultimately coming from the Immaterium, because Hysh represents concepts that are anathema to the Chaos Gods. As strong as the Chaos Gods might be, they don't represent every concept that can be embodied in the Warp. (Well, maybe Tzeentch does, but Tzeentch is often fighting itself so one aspect of Tzeentch being antithetical to another wouldn't be off-brand.)
      The powers commonly associated with manifestations of the Emperor's will are often Hysh-flavoured, so I think it is reasonable to say that the Emperor is anathema to Khorne, Nurgle, and Slaanesh because the concepts he embodies are diametrically opposed to them. Of course, the reverse would also be true.

    • @viroshanargiri4641
      @viroshanargiri4641 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      He was anathema to them in literal sense as the his light burns the corruption and his very presence in warp made kugath the great unclean one shit his pant and he recently resurrected RG on godblight and burned nurgle's garden.

    • @mistrants2745
      @mistrants2745 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@viroshanargiri4641 I dont think thats how it works. If Khorne himself showed up to a war between his army and Slaanesh, you can bet your ass he would burn away the Slaaneshi deamons. Not because his essence is anethema to deamons but because he is so monstrously powerful he can burnt hem away just by being near and focusing his intent.
      Emps, at his core, is nothing more than a human psyker. Now, thats underselling him of course. He is like a psyker in the way a lit match is like a massive forest fire. But their essence is the same.
      He isnt an 'anti-warp' entity. He could easily walk through the garden of Nurgle without burning it, if he doesnt want it to burn. His negative effect isnt inherent to his nature, its inherent to him being powerful and WANTING it to have that effect.
      I can kill ants quite easily, but that fact doesnt make my existence anathema to ants.

  • @serotonin.scavenger
    @serotonin.scavenger หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    Isha being an anime girl is a massive Eldar W
    Edit: im wrong. The biggest eldar W is them being kind to other people.

  • @Peptuck
    @Peptuck หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    Dark Souls Hollows asking frogs for help and then getting flipped off is the perfect summation of the War In Heaven.

  • @benvacco8997
    @benvacco8997 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    One additional Khaine victory occurs in the Mechanicus trilogy when he bodies a Black Templars chaplain.

    • @Warmaster2001
      @Warmaster2001 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Hehe yeeee))). Big bloody-handed fella doing the thing)

  • @TheBerchie
    @TheBerchie หลายเดือนก่อน +13

    I’m all for these propaganda videos, some good positivity for the community. I hope the Tomb Kings and Necron propaganda videos are coming soon.

  • @Observer-d8z
    @Observer-d8z หลายเดือนก่อน +20

    Khaine bodies angron?, you got my respect

    • @halkiierid4084
      @halkiierid4084 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      I misheard this as Ciaphas Cain taking out Angron. With that man's level of plot armor, I'd believe it.

    • @aleturano1052
      @aleturano1052 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      ​@@halkiierid4084 Angron watching in horror as Jurgen charges his melta:

  • @TheArklyte
    @TheArklyte หลายเดือนก่อน +30

    Jokes on you, Chaos has the most effective propaganda where player as outsider is well aware that Nurgle is younger then War in Heaven(thanks, Nightbringer) and Slaanesh is younger then Eldrad, Vect, Emperor and possibly even Malcador and Cawl and yet they somehow keep repeating the lines about immortal omnipresent omniscient and all powerful they call "gods". Like, my man, YOU as a player are allowed to know lore from all sides, you know more then Tzeentch. How can you get baited by it?

    • @lordgod9958
      @lordgod9958 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      So if a modern 40k lore enthusiast was transported to 40k would they go mad and or become corrupted by chaos for knowing secrets only(maybe) Tszeentch knows?

    • @tristamthefriendlyknight8494
      @tristamthefriendlyknight8494 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I know those secrets and I’m fine!!!
      Blessed is the mind to retarded to dought!

    • @TheArklyte
      @TheArklyte หลายเดือนก่อน

      @lordgod9958 if we assume that moden Earth is "canonical" to 40k, I'd say you'd be fine... on demon front, I mean. Humans would stone you to death.
      Why? Well, here's context: we know that majority of humans in 40k are latent psykers. That's the long running legacy of psionic breeding programms that started somewhere in 15k-18k ie 13000-16000 years into the future. We also know that despite that pariahs, nulls and blanks are still born in 40k even if rarely. Those genes were sown by necrons around the times of Ancient Egypt, Ancient China and Ancient Mesopotamia. They're also a reason why our cultures are closer to necrontyr ones and why we hate eldar on some subconscious level, but that is beside the point. What is the point is that psykers don't exist yet and won't exist for 13000 years minimum. Which means that likely majority of modern day humans are some degree of pariah.
      So if you'll get transported into 40k, demons won't even be able to see you. However latent psionic humans would hate instinctively hate you.
      But that's just a theory...

    • @aaabbb-zc7sx
      @aaabbb-zc7sx หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      slaa'nesh is younger than big E

    • @TheArklyte
      @TheArklyte หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @@aaabbb-zc7sx why did you repeat that part of my comment?
      Yes, Emperor is about 3-4 times older then Slaanesh.
      Eldrad and Vect are also confirmed to be born before Fall of Eldar.
      Malcador was perpetual and alpha psyker and he was already insanely old by the time of Unification Wars.
      Meanwhile Cawl was already an old man when his original personality worked for Astartes program back during Unification Wars. Given that he was a genetic researcher, who would likely be several centuries old and that Emperor likely was forced to reveal himself by Fall of Eldar before recruiting him, Cawl can too be older then Slaanesh. And unlike everyone else I mentioned, he can be the only "ordinary" human to claim that.

  • @LinkiePup
    @LinkiePup หลายเดือนก่อน +14

    Knowing your enemy’s propaganda means that you’re more educated on how little the enemy thinks of you.

  • @Calvin_Coolage
    @Calvin_Coolage หลายเดือนก่อน +9

    This video coming out is funny timing for me, because I just finished listening to a reading of the novel Shadow Point by a channel called A Border Prince (fantastic narrator btw). While it's primarily an Imperium story focusing on a ship and its crew from Battlefleet Gothic, the Eldar show up as an uneasy ally with them. Although they nearly kill each other due to Dark Eldar and Chaos interference, cooler heads end up prevailing so they can clown on both of them. It does a really good job of going into the Eldar mindset about emotion, vengeance, and how they're able to set aside animosity to work with another race with a common goal in the short term. Best part though, it features an Avatar of Khaine, and he curbstomps everything he comes across. It's a fantastic book and so is the previous book Execution Hour, althought that one is pure Imperium vs Chaos.

    • @hippiecheapskate
      @hippiecheapskate หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Best gw books and eldar depictions and they completely dumped it in favour of Thorpe's emo loser brigade

  • @Scarletraven87
    @Scarletraven87 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    Imperium fans complain that the eldars think of themselves as a superior race.
    Imperium fans are angry that the eldars are right.

    • @Warmaster2001
      @Warmaster2001 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Plus Imperium fans their superiority complex is wounded by Orks and Tau. ESPECIALLY when the topic is Damocles Crusade or War of the Beast.

  • @flarys6732
    @flarys6732 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    Okay, Maugan Ra taking down "only a single hive ship" is impressive when you know that on the low end a single hive ship has millions of tyranids inside, and on the high end, like for exemple a hive fleet Hydra ship, it's BILLIONS of smaller bioforms in there, that's insane for a single man with a gun/scythe to do.
    If he fought an entire hive fleet the massacre would have lasted so long my man would have disappeared from the lore for tens or hundreds of years

    • @Warmaster2001
      @Warmaster2001 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      And yet Maug did it! Damn that's epic as fuck. A one Eldar army)))

    • @flarys6732
      @flarys6732 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@Warmaster2001 Yep, truly an eldar primarch :D

    • @Warmaster2001
      @Warmaster2001 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@flarys6732 indeed))

  • @readingking1421
    @readingking1421 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    For the curious, that tidbit about Asurmen running a soup kitchen comes from the novella "Last Days of Ector", a companion piece to the novel Valedor, which is one of the few works to show either the Eldar or the Avatar of Khaine any respect.

  • @Saiori
    @Saiori หลายเดือนก่อน +14

    Did we just get a Fauna jumpscare??

    • @matraser3201
      @matraser3201 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      I too would join the eldar is fauna was in the eldar's pantheon

  • @Avenging_Phoenix
    @Avenging_Phoenix หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    I wish GW could write them well and make them feel like the sage warrior race like they used to be. Everytime i pick up an Eldar book ill see Gav Thorpe on the cover and i know the eldar will be painfully stupid, petty and excessively weak. The Ynnari really could have been really cool, but they didnt try to make an interesting faction.

  • @InTheDawngeon
    @InTheDawngeon หลายเดือนก่อน +14

    Hey, just a warning, but Adam and Eve has used unsafe-for-body materials in their toys in the past, so while I'm happy they're paying sponsorship money, remember to check these sorts of things when you buy anything you're meant to put in your body.

  • @jamalisujang2712
    @jamalisujang2712 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

    The image of fauna being held in nurgle's garden is revolting uuuuuuuuu.

  • @Korzacks2nd
    @Korzacks2nd หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    MYST here, from the Eldar in the long dead game Eternal Crusade. Can confirm, Eldar were incredible to play, organize, and absolutely wrecked when properly coordinated. That was the key, coordination! Mael Dannan!

  • @darko-man8549
    @darko-man8549 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    30:19 there needs to be more on Ynnead reviving dusty TKSons.
    And, imo, GW need to shift Eldar away from “dying race” to “recovering race”

  • @LovesickMisanthrope
    @LovesickMisanthrope หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    30:03
    Fuck yeah need more Yvraine posting.
    The thought of an Amdech yelling slurs and having someone try to kill optimus prime is hilarious ngl. It's like a cat ownder dealing with its little gremlin.

    • @Warmaster2001
      @Warmaster2001 29 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Well Yvry bring back Guilliman)) love it)

  • @tenletters5889
    @tenletters5889 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    An Adam and Eve sponsorship on Warhammer lore is crazy bc since when did wargamers start having sex

  • @wolfwind7654
    @wolfwind7654 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    I keep expecting you to show up cosplaying an elf and not mentioning it lol
    Your videos help keep me sane in this insane world and I can't thank you enough for that

  • @vojtechsuransky8133
    @vojtechsuransky8133 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    We need more Eldar videos from glorious Pancreas

    • @Warmaster2001
      @Warmaster2001 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Yeeeee))). Eldars are best))

  • @Wybrand418
    @Wybrand418 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Jain Zar terrorising Night Lords is the best Eldar lore.

  • @wesleyd5315
    @wesleyd5315 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    0:55 Such is the power of Nagash

    • @capsizemoonz2251
      @capsizemoonz2251 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Correction
      Such is the power of Settra the Imperishable

  • @CorbinHarrison1960
    @CorbinHarrison1960 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

    18:00 John "freaking" Grammaticus!

  • @hibikiverney4146
    @hibikiverney4146 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    I love how you continually use Fauna to depict Isha.

  • @JAKL6775
    @JAKL6775 2 วันที่ผ่านมา

    You at genuinely my favorite 40k content creator cuz you're the only one I've found that actually enjoys the eldar as much as i do. Keep up the beautiful work!

  • @Sleipmon
    @Sleipmon หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    In spite of GW's constant shilling of the Imperium and more specifically the Ass-tarties the craftworld Eldar are still one of the more popular armies. Even when their universe creators are against them they still keep on trucking.

    • @Warmaster2001
      @Warmaster2001 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Out of spite. Like screw you GW elves still can beat your tin can child-soldiers.

  • @nickadam1969
    @nickadam1969 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Normally I would hate this much Elf-Glazing, but I just finished another play through of Rouge Trader (Nocturne of Oblivion my one true friend) and he glazed up the harlequins like they deserve. So, excellent video sir-may the clowns continue to Fortnight dance on the golden duck heads forever more!

  • @pll3827
    @pll3827 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Pancreas probably cringed when they revealed that huge Eldar relic super station in Dominion Genesis and it ended up destroyed out of spite.

  • @VisitingVyxie
    @VisitingVyxie หลายเดือนก่อน

    Great video as always ~ the funniest part is I always think I have Age of Empires playing in the background from the background music XD Keep up the good work!

  • @cylondorado4582
    @cylondorado4582 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

    GW aught to want to hype up the Eldar too. Even if they wanted to write a story where the Space Marines win, the story would be more exciting if the Space Marines were having a hard time because the Eldar are formidable.

    • @aidan-h3p
      @aidan-h3p หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      I think every fraction deserves a bit of good, plot-armored bolter porn. Marine fans complain because they get so much of it, xenos fans complain because we never get any of it, just spread that fun around a bit.
      Not every Eldar book has to be a tome of the philosophical musings of the magic theologian Divinicock the farseen, just give me big Avatar hitting things gud. Eldar fans have monke brains too.

    • @cylondorado4582
      @cylondorado4582 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      @ Yeah, that would be great. I know they would never do it, but I was thinking the other day how it would be great if there was a game like Space Marine 2 where you play as an Autarch. You could swap between the different weapon loadouts, and there could be some levels where you use a jump pack (or maybe even make the Hawk wings and Warp Spider pack mechanically different) and other ones where you’re on a jet bike.

    • @bxzidffbxzidff
      @bxzidffbxzidff หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Something else they also could do if GW want to glaze the space marines so bad, is that it would be cool if they did so not by making the eldar pathetic in their own books, but rather making the space marines easily wreck some chaos stuff DUE TO eldar fuckery. Glazing doesn't have to be a zero-sum game damnit

    • @Armory_4
      @Armory_4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      ​@aidan-h3p What are talking about? Entire regiments of guardsmen getting wiped out is a regular thing.

    • @aidan-h3p
      @aidan-h3p หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      @@Armory_4 Aspect Warriors actually obliterating marines in their specialized fields, The absolute hell that is Eldar air superiority, a little respect to the damn Guardians, those guys are Kasrkin-level soldiers, More Harlequin-based tomfoolery just to piss off more Imperium fanboys, The Avatar of Khaine actually winning (a fanciful idea, I know)
      Just winning for once would be nice. No great sacrifices or bittersweet victories, just a win for the Eldar.

  • @Atoyihrs
    @Atoyihrs หลายเดือนก่อน +21

    As a Tau fangirl, I used to think that the 40k humans were so hick headed that the Tau had to resort to brainwashing and mind control to give them a chance at being friends. They were just doing what they could in a galaxy that was antithetical to them. That whole bit with the Eldar soup kitchen showed me that, maybe, even the Tau could be doing better.
    That said, I would like to offer alliance between the Tau fandom and your platform.Please I need this, the Tau don't get any love I just wanna see my boys thrive PLEASE IM BEGGING

    • @RageDuck0
      @RageDuck0 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      I want to see any videos that's not just uggg tau bad and there fans know it, or hey here's literally one tau video and let's get back to our scheduled programming of humans and LITERALLY only humans other then like this dude and maybe adeptus ridiculous but still their like once in a blue moon.

    • @hippiecheapskate
      @hippiecheapskate หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      There was actually really early lore that heavily implied a faction of the eldar created the tau as a chaos resistant species to act as a bulwark because humans failed abysmally at it

    • @PERSONII3331PERSONIIEVER
      @PERSONII3331PERSONIIEVER หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@hippiecheapskate where you founf it

    • @Draxynnic
      @Draxynnic หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @@PERSONII3331PERSONIIEVER I'm not sure about "heavily" implied, but there's a lot of circumstantial evidence. The period when the Ethereals appeared was predated by "omens" that sound a lot like alien ships visiting, during a period when conventional warp travel couldn't reach the system. The Tau also feel like they're pretty much exactly what the Craftworld Eldar would make if they wanted a race that complemented them but didn't suffer from their weaknesses - weak presence in the Warp so Chaos finds it hard to latch onto them, the caste system is essentially a stricter form of the Path system likely making it even harder for Slaanesh specifically to latch onto the Tau, they seem to be following a similar technological path apart from the lack of psyker magitech, and they have similar doctrines of employing manoeuvre warfare and superior firepower to win battles with minimum casualties (and, possibly, minimum power flowing to Khorne). There are also quotes from Eldar characters such as Eldrad that are favourable to the Tau and having paternal feelings towards them. Being openminded towards other species would also be likely to be a desirable quality.
      There was also a contrasting theory that they might be Necron creations, which cannot be entirely ruled out, but the only thing that's really in common there is being high-tech and low-psyker, especially considering necron fluff at the time (when the Tau were introduced, necron fluff had them not really having agency, with the C'tan ruling over them as living gods). And the necrons would probably be more interested in trying to create actual blanks rather than simply having a weak presence in the Warp.

    • @PERSONII3331PERSONIIEVER
      @PERSONII3331PERSONIIEVER หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@Draxynnic okay

  • @jeremyedwards4426
    @jeremyedwards4426 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    I see your Optimus Prime, and raise you a Megatron and a Starscream. Yeah now what elf boy defend the abominable intelligence now.

    • @Draxynnic
      @Draxynnic หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      I think that's actually part of the point. Does the existence of Decepticons mean that it's reasonable to wipe out the Autobots? Does the existence of Drukhari and Corsairs mean that it's reasonable to wipe out all Eldar? Does the existence of Chaos-worshipping and genocidal Emperor-worshipping humans mean that it's reasonable to wipe out all humans?

    • @silentnight6810
      @silentnight6810 หลายเดือนก่อน

      'Clearly cause of the existence of Konrad Curze we must exterminate all of humanity'
      That's what you sound like.

  • @LiliaArmoury
    @LiliaArmoury หลายเดือนก่อน +11

    0:28 then Pancreas the Eccesiarchy would like to have a word with you about the health benefits of becoming an Arco Flagellant down the suspisiously dark alley way

    • @LiliaArmoury
      @LiliaArmoury หลายเดือนก่อน

      jokes and larping aside good video

    • @Warmaster2001
      @Warmaster2001 18 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Again this zealos larping hehe Ecclesiarchy would have word with you. How original and boring.

    • @LiliaArmoury
      @LiliaArmoury 18 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@Warmaster2001 9 people didn't think so and i left my comment nearly a month ago

    • @LiliaArmoury
      @LiliaArmoury 18 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@Warmaster2001 beside pancreas does plenty of larping in his videos i choose to join in on the fun

  • @XavierCaliber
    @XavierCaliber หลายเดือนก่อน +17

    13:54 ahh a man of culture

    • @DominusNox106
      @DominusNox106 หลายเดือนก่อน

      😂😂😂

    • @SnafuFourTwo
      @SnafuFourTwo หลายเดือนก่อน

      Based 👌🏼

  • @iansahleen1173
    @iansahleen1173 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    If the Humans just worshipped the Eldar gods then chaos wouldn’t even exist

    • @aidan-h3p
      @aidan-h3p หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      I mean, the Kroot have Khaine as one of their gods, so who knows what's possible?

    • @Warmaster2001
      @Warmaster2001 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Well the problem is the Eldar didn't introduce their gods to humans and they preferring to live in craftworlds rather than resettle planets. Plus the average imperial citizen is indoctrinated to be corpse-fetishist since childhood.

  • @Hallow_the_fur
    @Hallow_the_fur หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    My Votann side: He's at it again, put it in the book
    My Adeptus Mechanicus side: oh boi propaganda on a faction that is the only one we can get a big victory on for some reason

  • @SC052
    @SC052 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    When farseer pancreasnowork starts talking I sit my Mon-keigh ass down and listen

  • @williamknight5691
    @williamknight5691 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    You can’t pull the Optimus prime card it’s not fair, 20 yr old me is jaded enough to say yes but 8yr old me would never forgive him

    • @PERSONII3331PERSONIIEVER
      @PERSONII3331PERSONIIEVER หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      why you jaded

    • @williamknight5691
      @williamknight5691 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @ jaded in a “40k is evil so enjoy the evil” sense I’m not a jaded person. I couldn’t think of another word for what 40k makes you just accept.

    • @PERSONII3331PERSONIIEVER
      @PERSONII3331PERSONIIEVER หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@williamknight5691 ha

  • @aleturano1052
    @aleturano1052 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    I wish the Eldar were treated with the same reverence Necrons are nowadays. Ancient beings of forgotten empires who make other races go "shit" whenever they appear

  • @rusteland
    @rusteland หลายเดือนก่อน +11

    Most based content on the face of the planet

  • @malusignatius
    @malusignatius หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    "BAZINGA"
    -The most terrifying sound to hear in the entirety of the 41st Millennium.

  • @AngryHomunculus
    @AngryHomunculus หลายเดือนก่อน +16

    Bro you're really asking me that question at the end after I went to watch Transformers One this week?
    I would follow even Megatron just so I can get a free ride to Optimus Prime just to say he's a cool dude before Megatron's cannon arm turns me into a basing decoration

  • @flakkes2437
    @flakkes2437 7 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    This is the ultimate propaganda. It's designed to make us think this is the elf propaganda video when anyone who's been paying attention knows all of them are knife ear simping

  • @samiamtheman7379
    @samiamtheman7379 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    I think the contributions of Chaos between Eldar and Humanity can be summed up as this. If it weren't for the Eldar, Slaanesh and the Eye of Terror wouldn't exist. If it weren't for humanity, Chaos would have no army. Or at least, not one that's anywhere near the galaxy-wide threat it is now.