ReathBoi bruh old ass niggas be damn near playing football on the court trying to call me soft. Bruh of course Im going to want a foul when you pull my arm down and body me in the air.
@@booker4984 that's what most defenders (and hoppers in general) gotta realize that's it's not about what happened on the last play but it's how you carry yourself and your team into the next one
Can't forget Lonzo. Actually, idk if I should just say trash defense or lazy defense, but I'm pretty sure it's both because we all know that if Lonzo tried to guard anyone, he'd get his toothpicks bent 2 ways.
@CLOROX BLEACH yeah, people always ask me " why do you not try to score at all?" I'll be like " I like defending and stealing the ball from the enemy than having scores. I handle the tough defense while my team handles the offense. Not everyone needs to play offense bro."
I'll lock you up, FACTS!
Dominique Greene say no more!
MarcelasHoward y'all cute
Dominique Greene loooolll
Also mr.aggresive
MarcelasHoward you are so cute lool 😂😊
im the “shoot it / you wont shoot that “ defender lmao 😂
Blink YT, I never fall for that.
same fr
That's aids, always splash it if they say that
Me 😂🧢
Blink YT my friend is....
Mr. Aggressive is really the "my real sport is football" defender
Thats hacker
Bro it was the clumbsy defender for me😂
I’m the guy who just yells “BRICK” every time
1:55 elementary school basketball be like
they punching and says its in the nba rule
I always did laughing at The Hacker because of how dumb it looks with the sound effects🗿
I know 😅😅
And how he just get lifted in the air
Ayo the hacker has me dead💀💀💀... and when he yells "i got your help" 😂😂😂
I'm the one that never lets my man score
Good job want a sticker
Lavar Ball why r u here again
Lavar Ball I will put you on a poster
Lavar Ball I will poster dunk u and I'm only 5,3
Lavar Ball u trash
The hacker is so accurate 😭
The hacker was so funny bro u almost had me dead
1:13 "i think my controller dead" LMAOOOOO
I'm the hacker, or as I like to call it, the Detroit Bad Boy
The hacker was hilarious
Angela Cantrell most of all my friends are hackers
The sound effects were perfect
Aggressive with anger issues pretty much describes most old heads still playing
Lenext Owens no just good defenders and they're either a spurs or piston fan
No they hacker mixed with aggressive and angry 💯
True and they call little kids trash
Lazy and flop is my defense
ReathBoi bruh old ass niggas be damn near playing football on the court trying to call me soft. Bruh of course Im going to want a foul when you pull my arm down and body me in the air.
Marcelas vs Bdot Let's Get It Yall
TheKillaMan111 winner plays solluminati next
When so shows up to play sure
Hellno Hellno shit they should just pull up on him instead😂
TheKillaMan111 I'll be the ref in the winner vs solluminati
TheKillaMan111 that was what i was thinking
We all saw that guy with red shorts at 0:54 😂
Jade Miller are you a fanboy no hate Alana Reyes was just playing around no hate
Jade Miller Ik i was just joking as well Ik they play /mess around
Sugar Sports I’m a fangirl but yeah Ik they were joking
Sugar Sports he’s telling the truth
Sugar Sports fanboy? For doing what lmao😭😭
Im the one who says “you got enough bricks to build a homeless shelter” when someone misses
The dude that bricks that one shot goes 21/22
Mr aggressive had me dead when they started throwing elbows 😂
God Pls respect God
I'm straight lock up got them clamps
Im that lazy defender, im just standing there breathing heavily and whenever they run or move I follow them but I wont run just to catch up.
Same
Bro the hacker one had me dying.😂
The way he bends down when he smacks them 😂😂😂
Mr. Aggressive defenders be the most annoying ever, they be fouling and getting away with that shit
Fr my best friend is like tht
Stephen Irving 're
Nah Hacker but your name does that mean you think the world is half flat?
Fr, everytime they check they just bum rush you instead of respecting the fucking line.
The defender who lets their man blow past them just to poke it from the back and get on a fast break lmao
Raf Jelly thats me lol
Raf Jelly (pause)
I do this all the time 😂
Raf Jelly pause
Sonny Deez oh def my man didn’t it mean it like that
the hacker one was funny asf 😂
It's funny, I'm a mixture of lockup+clumsy defender. I will lock you up, but I also have my embarrassing moments lol
“I think my controller is dead”. Yalls got me dead over hear laughing
The shot blocker
Lilg dawg Of course you are.
Mr falls for everything here
Lilg dawg when he got dunked on I was like “In the name of Jesus u have been bathtised”
Edit:”
Lilg dawg he got dunked on
Blocking kids ?
I'm a mix of lock up, Mr. Aggressive and the hacker lol.
Like, Subscribe & FOLLOW the people in my description FOR ME !! .. and Which Defender are you?
MarcelasHoward where da try to block always jumpin
MarcelasHoward I'm mr. Aggressive lock up and shot blicker
MarcelasHoward I am the shot blocker but my friend is thr hacker
You is slow
MarcelasHoward Mr agrassive
1:21 that's why I don't get too close, it'll look so wrong 😂
I’m between the lock up and aggressive. I just use my pick pocket steal😂
U coo wit Kelly Oubre now 😂😂😂
Adult Simba that's not him😂😂😂👈🏾
Rëdz issa joke
Issa kickgenius top 5
Adult Simba I really thought it was him for like half the video lmaoooo
Adult Simba that's not Kelly oubre
You missed "gambles too much"
J Money And Choke Defender.
J Money the guy that fouls without going for the ball... Aka the "accidental" face smacker
the guy who shouts ahhhh!! when you shoot.
Kaloop Spring the face blocker😂😂
Jola B. Exactly, they be like bet I won't lock you up, then get exposed.
The aggressive type be them football players 😂 playing with annoying asl
kimp I hate playing with football players..
kimp I remember I was playing wit a fr fr football players I went for a layup and I got tackled bruh 😂
Just push them back
I'm lockdown, then aggressive then anger issues😂😂
Those some scary people man. Like you drain a shot on him and 2 seconds later he’s about to shoot and I’m not talking about a basketball lol
@@booker4984 that's what most defenders (and hoppers in general) gotta realize that's it's not about what happened on the last play but it's how you carry yourself and your team into the next one
@@iccy7394 u missed the joke
1:46 shot blocker gets drunk on lol 😂😂
I'm the lazy, lockup at times, shot blocker, and scared.
Jack Boy so the lucky defender?
XXSteel pretty much
Jack Boy same except the scare.....nvm
Rockstar 4.0 lol
Jack Boy I’m the lockup defender and lazy when I know my shot should of went it
Flight is the anger issues defender💀
Yo you have the best basketball channel u should be at several million subscribers keep doing what you are doing
Ye he good and bdot should have more too
B5gonewild Blumberg yeah
The James Harden
Nowhere to be seen in D history.
1:02 I thought that was real because I was in the car watching this
Were you driving?
@@cringeattack That's some real "odd" question if you ask me
Am i the only lazy defender lol
Well hey, at least you are being honest ig.
Naw i get lazy sometimes, but usually i lock up, but sometimes i say screw it, no defense from me
J papi nah you got James harden with you.
Nope😂
Can't forget Lonzo. Actually, idk if I should just say trash defense or lazy defense, but I'm pretty sure it's both because we all know that if Lonzo tried to guard anyone, he'd get his toothpicks bent 2 ways.
I'm the type of dude to snatch it from the guy while he doing a layup like if u do that
Shahead sub to me
That shit always pisses them off lmaoo
0:10 Flight
0:16 Cashnasty
OJ Money naw lospollos is the hacker
Can't stop laughing at "The Hacker and Mr. Aggressive" I can watch this all day 2:05 Marcelas didn't punch anything 😂😂😂
I'm a lock up defender but I'm not confident in making shots
Your name is accurate
Im a lock up defender actually its always good defense but better offense i play so good on defence but the guy always gets lucky and scores
We all know James harden is the "lazy defender"
Kylen Wayne not anymore dead joke
King Bradberry 😂
Yup all he does is sit in the corner and pick his nose
I'm the lazy defender AKA the harden defence
at least u r honest about it. most people say they play "lock down" defense without playing defense at all
ByTheTimeYouFinishReadingThisIStoleYourDoughnut I shoot threes. Fuck trying on defense lol
ByTheTimeYouFinishReadingThisIStoleYourDoughnut Same
Im mr falls for everything
Caused a guy to get a technical yesterday because I was playing really good defense on him and he raged because he couldn't get open
Gavin Golosky I’ve done that before and they almost punched me in the face
Same but it was like a year and a half ago
@CLOROX BLEACH yeah, people always ask me " why do you not try to score at all?" I'll be like " I like defending and stealing the ball from the enemy than having scores. I handle the tough defense while my team handles the offense. Not everyone needs to play offense bro."
@CLOROX BLEACH and the guy who asked me that wasn't able to score in our league match when i defended him
I was playing against an old dude and I locked that nigga down no points whole game.
Bruh 0:17 The Hacker had me weak asf😂😂😂
I’m the shoot it defender and the no help one lol 😂
I'm Lock Up, and Aggressive. I'm not aggressive by nature but the way I play defense is.
Who else thought the guy in the teal was kelly oubre JR
?
You forgot the "soccer Player" Defender😂😂
Lockup defender and Mr. Aggressive and proud of it 😂 especially when I get pissed off 😈!! Shit ain’t gettin passed me 😂😂😂
I see the "Anger issues", "Lazy Defender", and "Mr. Aggressive" every day at LA Fitness where i hoop.
Mr Falls for Everything
The "Lockup defender"
You should do different types of free throwers
I would lock up more basketball players than the department of corrections as well as block more shots than a faithful married woman 😂😂😂
This is by far the funniest basketball video I've ever watched😂😂😂
I'm anger issues, Mr lazy, aggresive, and when I'm tired, flopper.
Zachthejordan23 😂😂😂 at least u honest
I fr thought that the guy in the blue shirt was Kelly oubre jr
They call me a hacker...
I consider myself- Mr. Aggressive. 😉
Jade Miller you again i found you in another comment 🤣🤣🤣😂😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂😂
I was dead when he did "Mr.Hacker"😂😂
The agressive defender looks like an anime fight for a ball
"Who am I suppose to guard" defender
I'm the "lock up" defender I don't even realise it sometimes but when play they say I'm aggressive
This is Niko, I feel you I don't even touch them but because they get locked up they angry, calling a foul.
The hacker 😂😂😂😂😂
Eksdie istgg 😂😂😂😂
The hacker had me weak
1:08 & 1:38
*"THE James Harden special"*
😂😂😂
No James harden is the no help
Fax
Bruhhh...FACTS IM MR.AGRESSIVE AND FALLS FOR EVERY THING DEFENDER..😂😂
Shoulda had the "gets beat everytime but always manages to get a chasedown block"
That's me
LeBron
"The Flopper" aka LeBron James😂
YourBoyRenzzi who cares
I'm the lockup defender and my agressive(always)but sometimes i'm the lazy defender lol😂
Yoooo
The lazy one is straight up me
Lazy defender till the other team score 18 then I'm lockin down 😂only real hoopers can relate
Who else thought his friend was Bdot?
nbaskillz Me lol
they have vids together
I'm the lock up defender
The sound effects are what make the video funny😂😂😂
I lost it when he started Karate chopping the guy on the perimeter 😂
I’m most definitely the lazy and scared defender all in one
I think i am the hacker lmao!!!😬😬😬
I’m the MR. SUPER aggressive and most of my friends are the hackers and just a regular aggresive
the sound effects from the hits made everything even better lol
I was dead when he yelled BEEF for anger issues
Im the lock up & mr aggressive lol
Video : The Scared Defender
Me : *if he's scared why would he fight with the guy*
Cause he's only scared of someone exposing him he ain't scared of a fight
The shot blocker but im only 5'2 or 5'3
I'm 5'3
lmfao what
Lmfao you're a nut blocker
You prolly gettin' lucky (No Shade Thrown).
His friends are probably 4'9" or something.
Lock up, Blocker, and Aggressive Lmao
The clumsy defender had me weak
I am the Mr. Agressive and shot blocker haha. I am brazilian and I have 14 years my english is soo bad.
Robert Gabriel not as bad as you think.
Anyone who gotta say they a "lock up defender" for sure got absolutely no D
Rei Mei Nah Bro Got To The Starting 5 Cause Good D
I’m the one that be turning every game into a mma match (mr aggressive)
"i think my controller dead" lmfao
I'm the lock up defender 😂😂 always going after the guy who has the ball
Is it just me or does the guy in grey look like prince ea
I'm the shot blocker
I've never been dunked on before
You need to play me then. 😁
What's your height??
Im the scared defender
I was laughing like a psycho on the clumsy one.
Mr falls for,everything 😂