i love how Ginger and Boots don't even bother to clear up any of these suppositions while the conversation is going on right in front of them. . allegedly.
@@Pooters73 "Hwut!" is what is said to snap them out of hypnosis. (Or is that the 'safe-word'?) ... I, I can't remember. Got kicked in the head by an ostrich a few years back and well, things haven't been quite the same sinces.
Just gonna throw this out there: Ostriches have been known to do their maiting dance for humans. So it might have been consensual, for a given value of consensual.
Ya know, to suggest that an ostrich might not always a be agin such a thing…is something that has not yet been brought to light…and ifn a ostrich might not think it that were that much of a stretch, I’m sure…hopin I find me an ostrich party and try me some slight of hand hypnotic suggestions…tonight.
I don't wanna be that guy...but ostriches don't run 70 mph. They do run approximately 70 kilometers per hour though. Doesn't Canada use the metric system?
Uhhhh huhhh huhhh. Allow me to weigh in. My friend who we will call David M......No thats too obvious....We'll call him D. Mckenzie. Well David or Dave as he is better known by, travels to the dusty, pavlova stealing plains of talentless Australia. There his shifty and descended from criminals (its in their DNA) friends joked with him that the best way to get an Emu was not infact with rifle or shotgun despite them having such tools with them. But you cruise up alongside target Emu on the back of ute (pickup in the less civilised parts of the world) and when speeds are matched and your over the furoughs enough to be stable you just leap off and tackle the thing. From there they just drop to the ground and you break their necks. Easy. At that time the logic of such plane was evident to Dave's beer addled brain.....Dave has some pretty basic levels of deduction sometimes. However he proceeded to follow the plan thinking this is a bloody hard way to break a birds neck until his "mates" caught up to the pace of events. They then dispatched the frustrated and panic'd bird with a rather close shotgun blast to the animals lower half. So the bird was smaller than an ostrich (About 30kg) but about 2m tall and has that old funky front claw you to death with your intestinal cavity emptied out infront of you thing going on. But given his explanation of things I would reckon you would need three pers to sexual violate a Ostrich. But take a ute.
Just today i saw a rig with a window sticker of an ostrich with the word "allegedly" across it. If you know, you know.
I'm gonna find that goddamn sticker and if I can't, I'm gonna have it made.
I saw one last year in Santee, CA while I was in traffic and died laughing!
"Oh, hey look at you Ground" gets me every time.
Allegedly
"Its still just a cat" that line gets me everytime.
I like how Wayne says that at the end but he is the first one that we hear the rumor from
I love that everyone in town has given it some thought and came to the conclusion that it would take more than one guy to fuck an ostrich
My farm used to be an ostrich farm. Lots of weird stories around town about the barn activities...
I believe you, and I'm curious about your personal past history.
@@redactedc1928 oh I'm not nearly strong enough to fuck an ostrich
Is that why it isn't one any more?
Allegedly
They killed it then had their way with it, and a goat.
@@Night60700 Allegedly
That's a felony
I worked with a guy up north… had an ostrich farm, he said…. seemed on the level.
Wish I would’ve kept in touch….
fun drinking game: Take a shot everytime you hear someone say "allegedly"
If Squirrely Dan is there your getting fucked up pretty quick
i love how Ginger and Boots don't even bother to clear up any of these suppositions while the conversation is going on right in front of them.
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allegedly.
Men of mystery lol
A year after getting o to Letterkenny, I found out that Ostriches can be hyponotized, then I put 2 and 2 together
Hwut.
@@Pooters73 "Hwut!" is what is said to snap them out of hypnosis. (Or is that the 'safe-word'?) ... I, I can't remember.
Got kicked in the head by an ostrich a few years back and well, things haven't been quite the same sinces.
Just gonna throw this out there:
Ostriches have been known to do their maiting dance for humans.
So it might have been consensual, for a given value of consensual.
Allegedly
It's almost not worth thinking about.
How's a fella get caught up in that sorta business?
Oh. My. God. Life is still worth living if I can still be surprised like this.
Left out the best part when Mrs. M confirmed it at the anti-beauty pageant.
This conversation just gets more and more uncomfortable.
Like the gerbil story about Richard Gere, some rumours have legs
I really liked how Stewart dropped character as soon as he heard The Ginger
"Still just a cat" is underrated.
Still waiting to hear the ostrich side of the story...
is ded tho
He didn't make it was a sick ostrich
@@jeredsteadman4160 allegedly....🤨
@@kenshin73himura70 way to catch that alley oop
It's not even worth thinking about
good ole, Glen.
Ya know, to suggest that an ostrich might not always a be agin such a thing…is something that has not yet been brought to light…and ifn a ostrich might not think it that were that much of a stretch, I’m sure…hopin I find me an ostrich party and try me some slight of hand hypnotic suggestions…tonight.
One of the only actually funny new Canadian comedy shows
Define new there, bud?
@@FirstLastOne no
Trailer Park Boys can't be beat
"ALLEGEDLY"
I don't wanna be that guy...but ostriches don't run 70 mph. They do run approximately 70 kilometers per hour though. Doesn't Canada use the metric system?
He probably only thought of researching when he was few deep
Canada does use the metric system. Jared Keeso is also Canadian himself, and they shoot this in Canada. Must've just been a slip of the tongue.
90% of Canuckistan's population lives within 100 miles of the US border. many of them are used too doing things the right way.
Pure ostrich fucking gold lmao
Squirrelly Dans face @ 4:33😂🫶🏻
Reminds me of Patrick Verona in 10 Things I Hate About You
Almost not thinking about
Uhhhh huhhh huhhh. Allow me to weigh in. My friend who we will call David M......No thats too obvious....We'll call him D. Mckenzie. Well David or Dave as he is better known by, travels to the dusty, pavlova stealing plains of talentless Australia. There his shifty and descended from criminals (its in their DNA) friends joked with him that the best way to get an Emu was not infact with rifle or shotgun despite them having such tools with them. But you cruise up alongside target Emu on the back of ute (pickup in the less civilised parts of the world) and when speeds are matched and your over the furoughs enough to be stable you just leap off and tackle the thing. From there they just drop to the ground and you break their necks. Easy. At that time the logic of such plane was evident to Dave's beer addled brain.....Dave has some pretty basic levels of deduction sometimes. However he proceeded to follow the plan thinking this is a bloody hard way to break a birds neck until his "mates" caught up to the pace of events. They then dispatched the frustrated and panic'd bird with a rather close shotgun blast to the animals lower half. So the bird was smaller than an ostrich (About 30kg) but about 2m tall and has that old funky front claw you to death with your intestinal cavity emptied out infront of you thing going on. But given his explanation of things I would reckon you would need three pers to sexual violate a Ostrich. But take a ute.
Allegedly...
It doesn't take 2
Three even.
Still just a cat
😂
Still just a cat 😐😅😅😅
Before anyone says anything against the ginger I would like to point out this simple fact ...
Allegedly
It's not worth thinking about.
He's like Sheldon coopers brother
Allegedly