The Hitman - SNL
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 30 มี.ค. 2024
- In this Cut for Time sketch a hitman (Ramy Youssef) keeps getting interrupted by the guy delivering his food (Marcello Hernández).
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"the tall one" 😂
This is the only time he said that in his life😂
That’s a lms 😅
I can say that at 5'7" when my wife and I visit Okinawa (USMC:-)
@@BradleySmith-xv2ec my dad was in okie too as a staff sgnt in usmc from 80-81!
Too funny!!!
“This is where I am” and it’s just his face🤣🤣
Down to no kombucha and 1/2 spaghetti, target still alive.
Did you eat my spaghetti?
@@susanarnold4445 ...no.
Mission failed. We'll get them next time.
Spaghetti with broken glass and kombucha. 😁
@@raypelling6440 bon apetite!
The amount of frustration I felt for the hitman 😂
He's just trying to kill Donald Trump with a mistress and can't get a shot off...
I felt it for the delivery guy who's just trying to do his job and move on to the next. The POS hitman supposedly planned the whole thing but didn't bother to go get his order. And, no, I'm not and was never a delivery person but I feel for them.
I felt it for the call girl who has to deal with this entitled jerk just sitting there with a smug "entertain me" expression and you know he didn't pay after the "date" was disrupted by a sniper. And, no, I'm not and was never a call girl but I feel for them.
@@v-22 You seriously had a bigger problem with the fact that he made a delivery guy wait than the fact that he kills people for money?
You might want to rethink your priorities...
@@user-cn8nu6lq4w the hitman thing is fictional, the uber thing happens every day, all the time. what's wrong with you?
"The tall one"😂😂💀💀💀💀🤣
Marcello is funny AF. “It cold my friend” 😂
I can't believe how accurately they created. The opening scene from that killer movie on netflix. Absolutely loved that movie. Michael fassbender was iconic.
Its called "The killer" and has one of the best raw and brutal hand to hand fight scenes ever.
Fincher did it well.
Edit: People didnt get his character I see...
A little hint: He has a distorted view of himself...
Now why do you think that is...
The movie was like a long version of this skit😂 he never followed a single of his own rules and he fails at every plan he makes
That movie was terrible plot-wise
@@peanutbutter4435 gtfoh. The movie was absolutely brilliant. And had some actually original ideas.
@@nyChannel09
I’m not sure why some people don’t understand that the entire point is that he never lives up to the lectures he gives the audience.
I just love how Marcelo keeps saying ,”Delivery downstairs!” 😂 I don’t know why I love that.
Bro 😂
I lost it at "where are you?" "Downstairs!" 😂😂😂😂It's the way he said it! 1:47
@@REB4321that was the best one 😅
Come to NYC and order food you can hear it live.
Coz it’s true that’s how the guys always do it 😂😂
ramy and marcello are so funny in this one, they are just perfect and two amazing stand up comedians
Literally trying to get lunch delivered in SF 😂😂😂 I'm an office manager and when we get lunch deliveries I SWEAR the phone calls go EXACTLY LIKE THIS!!!!
(I work from home now)
WHY doesn't an UberEats guy just enter the building now?
they used to, pre-2020 (when I still worked on site)
Then you are most likely the problem. If you expect someone to come up to you in a high-rise you better have good detailed instructions on how to reach you. Otherwise, take your lazy self downstairs and get your food. Just because you work in that building every day and know it well, most delivery drivers have probably never even been there…
That's because you're a douche who should be ready to pick up your order. These guys bust their ass swerving through traffic to get us our food, the least you can do is be ready when they arrive.
🤣Except for the hitman part. 🤣🤣
Common phrases include "I'm right here", "I'm opposite to the street"
Half a speghetti no kombucha 😂😂😂😂😂 Marcello 😂😂😂😂
Chloe looks fine though
I thought that was Sarah at first but you're right.
Is “tho” an acronym? Or is it short for “though?” Like the extra three letters were too many to type. 😂
@@user-ho1yn6ms7y Who the fuck are you? The grammar police?
@@user-ho1yn6ms7yIts to make up for the wasted characters used by comments like this.
Nuh-doy. It's Cloe Fineman.
I love Marcello. Just hearing his voice is hilarious.
the accidental selfie!!!
This was fantastic! No idea why it wasn't in the show.
maybe because it was too long and not funny?
Because it’s a paid advertisement. You’ll notice they don’t actually say it was cut for time. Uber paid them to produce a video that prominently features their product, and host it on their TH-cam channel. It would cost a lot more to actually include it on the show. Most episodes now have one of these blatantly sponsored skits posted the next day.
Also, it’s way too long and not that funny.
If you had to pick a part that was the most fantastic, what part would it be?
It's kinda racist and not funny as the old macgruber ones? 😅
@@ChanceTheGardenerrr Sending a pic of himself to show where he was.
“Delivery”……”oh I see you”! 😳
😂😂😂👌🏽
I love how it only takes the first shot the recognize “The Killer”. “Your uberees is here!
They are mocking the Michael Fassbender movie "The Killer" here.
David Fincher directed it
The fact that the film is already a send up of hustle culture bros, is just so good
@@aegresen They did such a good job recreating the scene and elevating it to hilarity.
That movie is fine but I really wanted him to do more jobs. I actually wanted to see a successful job.
I couldn't remember the name of the movie but I knew I recognized it😂😂
They did it, they’ve finally cast 007!
007? Lol you wish
004
That delivery guy is spot on. I live in an apartment complex and it’s always a nightmare finding them.
I feel bad for you man, I totally get that it´s a nightmare trying to find a poorly paid inmigrant that just delivered you food
@@Kwijibozpoorly paid college student doing doordash. Guess what, it isn’t that hard to learn how to read a fucking address, yet multiple times I’ve dealt with delivery drivers sneaking into a gated apartment complex across the street and leaving my food in there instead of dropping it off in the lobby of my building which has the address right above the door in huge numbers.
@@Kwijiboz oh fuck off with your "there are kids starving in africa" - mom bullshit, people can complain about shit. Some uber eats drivers are just spoiled kids who pretend to deliver or eat people's shit, and some are single dad's with two jobs, people can complain about shit
“The tall one” omfg
This is legitimately frustrating to watch. Perfectly executed!
Why the hell was this cut from the show??? It was so good! Freaking Marcello man he is such a gem! Ugh love that dude 😂 him shouting delivery was just way too funny! And that smile/smirk after he said “the tall one” was too good! It’s like a call back to his short king bit from the weekend update 😂
Marcello Hernández can deliver anything he wants to me any time, any day, any night
"Barely Legal Latino" 😂
Chloe is Fine, man!
I see what you did there 😂🤌🏾💯
🔥🔥🔥
Yes she is. 😍😍
Very
Marcello is just funny no matter what he does.
Haha, Marcello acting is precious! 😅
The accuracy 🤣🤣🤣
I was waiting for the killer parody for so long😂
It’s good to know other people know about the Michael Fassbender movie The Killer
Marcello has had an amazing season he is hilarious 😂.
When he got a call, I was expecting it to be a spam call.
Somehow that has gotten so out of control over the last few months that I've needed to be in constant do not disturb mode while maintaining a whitelist.
I love how they got a real-looking rifle and a better fake reticle than I've seen in some "serious" war movies... in a cut for time humor sketch.
This is a pretty accurate description of most of my Swiggy/Zomato deliveries (minus the sniper rifle, though)! 😅
"You calling me?" 😂😂
The Spanish accent was had me cracking up like crazy 😂😂😂
Normally I don’t watch SNL anymore
But this was even better than the movie itself
You are missing out!!
@@lealmelisaLol not usually. I do watch it every week and sometimes they hit, sometimes even a few in one week, but other times you'll go 2 or 3 shows of straight tough watches
The amazing portray of the main theme and sequence from the killer movie is so underrated 🔥
Im surprised ramy didnt pop the delivery guy after all this!😂
For a second I forgot what I was watching and now I'm kinda sad it wasn't a trailer. I'd watch this.
This was the best sketch from this show.
Where’s the tip money, he needs the dinero for the delivery guy
You tip in the app....
I Just love marcello on everything sketch
This actually had me crying laughing 😂😂😂
A professional hitman would know to set their phone on Do Not Disturb, first. Pfft. Rookies.
Parody of Michael Fassbender😂😂
I love how everyone thinks this sketch is about Uber eats. It all about how to be a hit man, man.
That was hilarious! No Kambucha 1/2 spaghetti! Lol
Only thing missing is The Smiths score.
This was sooooo funny, holy. Marcello is hilarious!!!
Kicking the bottle to the side, the 3 other delivery drivers with the same phone positions, and the smile/wave at 3:40. Comedy gold. 😂
For sure a top 10 for me 👏
I don’t know why they cut this sketch out of the show, because this is funny as heck! 😂
Maybe the live parts were longer than expected
Brilliant. One of the better skits you guys have done lately!
Why was THIS one cut for time? ...imo much better than Murder Detective
This was The Killer skit 😂
This should’ve been the final sketch instead of that terrible tiny desk sketch
I agree. That was kind of a misfire in a otherwise great show.
Whaaaat I loved the tiny desk sketch haha but this one is really good too
And trade Bowen's only appearance for a second "Marcello plays an immigrant" one?
@@solarplexus7 to be fair, Bowen gets the most screen time have any cast member usually. It’s only fair to give the others a chance. And this was the only sketch that had Chloe Troast and Michael Longfellow in it, and they were barely used.
i usually enjoy cut for time sketches the most, this was great!
😂😂😂😂😂 no kombucha!
*That should have been the second or third segment of the show* ❗️
*_I’m going to bookmark this video and watch it again MANY more times❣️_*
The Killer 😂
Such a great parody of Michael Fassbender in "The Killer."
This was better than every sketch that made it on air.
I loved the Killer movie and I love Ramy Youssef. Did not know I needed this crossover 😂❤
Nah that delivery guy is getting it fr! 😂😂😂
That Dominican accent got me in stictches.
Oh man the potential of this, bricked it snl
By far the best skit of the year
The other skits were amazing too tho
It's only March...
@@Dr.Thirteen-bb1ub ik
@@Dr.Thirteen-bb1ub the year so far
Delivery of half spaghetti no kombucha 😅😂🤣
The production design is on point! A few months too late with the release of David Finch's The Killer, but still good.
This was so good!
Marcelo is awesome
they cut the best one LOL!!
Being from Dayton, OH, I had to a double take when I saw the caller ID 😂
I love Marcello 😊
They cut this?!
I was waiting to laugh and then the video cut off
i use AIRPLANE mode for such missions
I’ve seen the David Fincher movie “The Killer” three times. So I know this very well. Funny. They duplicated the surroundings pretty well. This could happen to a contract killer. His wife suddenly calling him asking for him to buy milk before he returns. 😂
Lol I saw the beginning so I recognized this parody. Was the original supposed to be a comedy of some kind or was it just really bad?
@@beplanking The original is a satire of a joyless hitman who sticks to his routine until everything goes wrong.
Absolutely would watch this!
had such high hopes for the movie, boy did my
bubble burt so fast😂
You guys clearly NEED Ramy in the cast, this is the first episode in months that is actually funny and really good
i know it's subjective, but this episode was a solid enh.
This is surprisingly relatable.
FINALLY.... a decent skit from last night's episode... bravo!!
Oh so the others from last bight are not decent?
This is why your dog ran away
@@paulorganisation1 You can on quickly, Paul... bravo!!
Agreed. This is much better than what was aired.
@@McChillz69😂👏
That was an awesome Delivery 😂😂🎉🎉❤
Delivery!
That was more entertaining than the whole of the hitman movie
chloe looks good as a dominatrix
🔥🔥🔥
I suppose only someone from Dayton would notice the caller ID said Dayton.
This could have all been avoided if he just muted the phone but it’s never that simple when you’re lost in thought. Plus I like how he couldn’t find the correct building but sure as shoot can spot a sniper from across the way instantly 😅
I like the spoof more than the Fincher film
Idk if John Oliver doing a segment on delivery apps is a coincidence, but I highly recommend it.
He covers the risks that come with delivery jobs, and this skit is a lot closer to reality than I'd like it to
Glad this was uploaded tbh, good sketch
"Have to get out of town before the police find the dead delivery guy with half an order of spaghetti and no kombucha."
😂😂Delibbery..
Lol
Not the delivery guy unintentionally saving the target's life 😂
Damn, Chloe tho 👀😮💨
this was good
Man this should have made the show..hilarious!
Marcelo is the best !!!😂😂😂😂
When the Fassbender material was already too funny and they couldn't afford Morrissey royalties.
Saturday Night Live, This is fantastic! I subscribed because I love it!