That's why I have a separate checking account for everything on autopay now. Direct deposit is set to throw exactly the right amount in it every month. Makes certain bills way less stressful.
@@roshasensi2220 Snipin's a good job, mate! It's challengin' work, outta doors. I guarantee you'll not go hungry - 'Cause at the end of the day, long as there's two people left on the planet, someone is gonna want someone dead.
@@Estudando...4743Yes but the OP said dictionary not the fucking wiki, on the wiki he searched up yes it wasn't there but doesn't fuckinf mean it ain't on the dictionary, alright chap? Im tired of dealing with idiots everyday and i can't even ignore them
As a cashier worker I have to smile to my clients because if I don’t then they fall into depression. Every time I scan a thing it’s like their soul starts fading away…
@@squidbad Well compared to alot of skits with mostly twins that acts the same. This one seems that they're actually different characters because of the subtlety, mannerisms, body language and tone of voice.
I think everyone that worked as a cashier at a retail store had their moment of "can you slow down because..." or "can you tell me when we reach xxx amount of dollars?" and just praying its everything for them so you don't have to sit there and do math with them.
Just an average day at your favorite American capitalist mega-shrine, the Wal-Mart or Target or the like. All you could ever need ready and stocked right there on the shelves, if they dont have it you probably don't actually need it.
Better than Canada forsuree. At least right now. The US is faring better than most people think given the state of the world, but that doesn't mean we don't feel the burn of increasing cost of living and stagnant wages.
@@itoibo4208 then what kind? I've heard about this gas money thing but it's actually not about the car gas or something idk im not from america or Europe
@@eobardthawnemcoc some kind of fee for processing crypto. if you mine bitcoins, i think they pay you a gas fee or something like that. i guess the register is working on crypto idk.
As a cashier... This happens way to often so people just tell me to stop them at x amount of dollars. The stubbornly proud ones (which most are southern) just sit there and let me ring it all up, complain about the price, take a whole bunch of stuff off and leave me to return it 💀
From the discreet addition of "Blinker fluid" on the receipt to the cashier stopping mid sentence to look up on his phone adjectives and synonyms for the word "Nervous". This guy's skits are comedy gold!
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Nuh uh
uh uh
Did he just buy wood bark?
Don’t call me money bags 😤😤😂
I love this guy! Your awesome dude 😂
The best part of this is when he checks his phone for more synonyms 😂
I know right?😂😂😂😂
That man is on something
Lolllll
Funny how perplexed isn’t even a word in the phone
Exactly that make me bursts
What a menace to society
This man took out the dictionary on his phone to roast this guy even more... I'm dead💀
Thesaurus*
it’s a thesaurus.
He wasn’t roasting, he was just making him nervous
🤠
Thesaurus
The best part is that "perplexed" wasn't even written on that page 💀
Why is that that the best part? He didn't really look it up. It's a skit. 🤡
@@itsgonnabeanaurfrommehe probably did look it up to write the skit
@@itsgonnabeanaurfromme agree, the best part is your father left 🤡
Check mate bozo@@itsgonnabeanaurfromme
@@itsgonnabeanaurfromme🤡
That “yeah” at the end😂
Moneybags and symptoms of nervousness 😂
Symptoms?...
But why was sunscreen 8 dollars?
@@Im_HorriBle😂😅
@@user-vx2vl9cr5mu seen the prices of sunscreen? Expensive af bro
That feeling when an autopay bill pulls in the time it took for you to get from the parking lot to checkout...
THIS HAPPENED TO ME😭
Yup... on my way to buy food, the autopay kicks in at the register, now I gotta put it all back.
I feel it. I had to put $57 worth of groceries back because of that! Super embarrassing.
That’s why you don’t ever set anything on autopay. Literally ever.
That's why I have a separate checking account for everything on autopay now. Direct deposit is set to throw exactly the right amount in it every month. Makes certain bills way less stressful.
Bro the way he checks his phone for more words 💀
My favorite part 🤣
Killed me
That had me cracking up 😂
The best part is perplexed wasn’t even on the list of synonyms listed there
And then chooses a word that was not on the list lmao
He really hit my man's with that gas fee. That "Yeah" at the end was personal.
The skull next to the final price got me dead 😭
💀
$180.25 💀
Love how he has blinker fluid in his buying list
Fart spray costed about 15$
And "a dog"
Who tf intentionally gets DRY chicken lmao
Wood bark and "Celary"
That's how he spelt celery
And “beach towel” like bro cmon 😂😂🤣🤣🤣
“I.O.U.? Cause I know you don’t mean that.” GIGGLING SO HARD.
What does I. O. U. mean?
@Destiny Just a simple "I owe you"
😐😐
@@destinykun good god you’re young
@@thatoneguy9816 My brother in light. I am 18
A dog, blinker fluid, and fart spray. LOL
I love how the cashiers voice gets more and more southern as he continues to call out the buyer like it’s so unexpected and funny
More of a doc Holliday tbh
@@rysvlogs4177 where do you think Holliday was from
Young Matthew McConaughey like
@@laundrysauce9344 his hometowns in Georgia….
@@rysvlogs4177 which is in what region of the United States?
His pettiness to look up synonyms killed me lmaooooooo.
and the slow "yeahhhh" at the end
Okay but the dry chicken reference on the screen is actually amazing
Bro was straight up tormenting this guy, I know that feeling 💀💀
“A dog, blinker fluid and fart spray” my god😂
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Wood bark, probably dog supplement
Wood bark is useful
Dry chicken too
"Fart spray", "A Dog" 🗿
The way he just bounces everytime he gets more anxious gets me 💀
Chin ease people:you can buy dogs?
Wood bark🗿🍻🗿
Bongos lol
(first item)
dry chicken
Blinker fliud.
when he quickly checks for synonyms is just priceless XDD
With every passing year, this short hits a little bit harder.
The cashier’s ‘yeahhhhh’ at the end is perfect
will a real cashier be like this?
Literally best part of the whole video 🤣
@@Teddyponsel2626 Oh yeah bud 100% gotta be ready for it.
Bro the way he just said "yeahh" killed me lmfao💀💀💀
Ikr
"Let's keep going, moneybags!" 😂😂
I love this man 😂😂💪
Bro really had to buy dry chicken 💀
"Bleach Towel" skull
A dog
Wood bark and fart spray 💀
Wooed bark is normal for the grill and stuff@@Mr._Polly_Potts
A DOG WOOD BARK FART SPRAY BLEACH TOWEL AND DRY CHICKEN? WTH
Is nobody gonna mention how he casually bought a dog?
That was a really good deal considering he got it all for 180
just one of those discount day at the meat section
@@mr.rimota1939 Nooooo
He even bought Fart spray
Lol 😂
Or the fact he bought fart spray
Even the cashing machine was dead 💀
Looking up synonyms mid trashing 😂
The cashier was like “oh, he’s ok with his total? Let’s fix that”
🤯
@@Al1SV2 OH GOD ENEMY SNIPER!, TAKE COVER WE GOT A MAN DOWN
@@roshasensi2220 Snipin's a good job, mate! It's challengin' work, outta doors. I guarantee you'll not go hungry - 'Cause at the end of the day, long as there's two people left on the planet, someone is gonna want someone dead.
I swear every single employee and customer in this world is looking to make the other guy’s life as horrible as possible.
"A dog, fart spray, plastic chair, and blinker fluid"💀💀
Cellary 🤣
The worst part is when they bought "Dry chicken"
Creamer
*_Dry Chicken_*
No one seriously talking about “K-cups”
this guy is amazing
Not the skull on the total balance 💀
This man has the most concerning and weird shopping list in history.
Honestly it's impressive the guy bought a dog in a supermarket for less than $70
He actually found some Blinker Fluid
He bought a chair.
I'm confused how the cashier scanned that thing 😂
thanks jesus
@@adam-tries how did he scan a dog tho
The aggressive "Yeaaahhh" at the end.
Bro really said run your pockets lol
Frrr
I love how random his shopping list is 💀
The way bro just checks for more synonyms 😂
Bro that southern accent makes this so much better 🤣
😂🤣
What southern accent?
His cries are so funny. 😅
That old georgia accent 😹😹😹
I didn't make out a southern accent.
Perplexed wasnt even in the choice of words in the dictionary he pulled out XD
Still puts a smile on my face tho
Man was thinking "I'm going to say something that's not in this lame list"
You’re correct. I did even check the website and it’s not there too. Wow man really pulled that sh8t outta his backside. Probably that herder genes.
@@avb3065 what do you expect of a gaucho. Just a bunch of wanglers. A vaquero if I may say so myself. As you can see I am also using it.
"Does he really need fart spray?"
how he checked synonyms and used an unrelated word 😂
that successful "yeahh" at the end by the cashier is pure evil
Frr
Fr
The “yeaaahh” at the end gets me every time
Ikr it’s like calebcity after he kicks someone into another dimension
Blinker fluid lmao
The cashier saying all the words for nervous then looking his phone for more is one of the best jokes I’ve seen in a while😂
you are criminally underrated, this is amazing
Perplexed isn't even on the dictionary he pulled out💀
Edit: Why are there arguments in the chat? Surely what I said wasn't complicated?💀
It is, just search it up
Now I'm perplexed
guffaw@@Daniel_pjw
@@Estudando...4743Yes but the OP said dictionary not the fucking wiki, on the wiki he searched up yes it wasn't there but doesn't fuckinf mean it ain't on the dictionary, alright chap? Im tired of dealing with idiots everyday and i can't even ignore them
@@ossasslaye13yearsago14calm down dinosaur
The fact that he ran outta words and just randomly says perplexed is crazy 😂
The way he looked up synonyms 😂
As a cashier worker I have to smile to my clients because if I don’t then they fall into depression. Every time I scan a thing it’s like their soul starts fading away…
I'm fascinated by how camera angles and a shirt change is all he needs to make different characters. Doesn't even change his hairstyle. Amazing.
You mean you don't have to stop washing and break a tooth like Shia lebouf to do some acting??
He also flips the image, since his mole changes sides.
Not amazing. It is a generic and common style for skits nowadays.
@@squidbad Well compared to alot of skits with mostly twins that acts the same. This one seems that they're actually different characters because of the subtlety, mannerisms, body language and tone of voice.
This is the production value of the average skit nowadays. If a creator cant even manage that much then frankly theyre dogshit
The jump when it hits over 100 is too accurate
Bro was smelckledorfed
I think everyone that worked as a cashier at a retail store had their moment of "can you slow down because..." or "can you tell me when we reach xxx amount of dollars?" and just praying its everything for them so you don't have to sit there and do math with them.
Found your channel recently and I gotta say I'm loving the videos
thanks so much!
@@Officialjadenwilliams all i could think as soon as you started talking was "this guy could be a movie star".
@@itoibo4208 his voice reminds me of Connor from Detroit Become Human
@@Officialjadenwilliams honestly your content is actually hilarious
The fact that perplexed isn't even on the list of synonyms even though it is. 😂😂
Man said perplexed when it wasn't even on the phone
I like the yeaaaaah at the end, it reminded me of caleb city
Same
bro really bought donuts and a plastic chair from the store 💀
And a dog
And dry chicken
Ahem……. Fart spray 😮
And blinker fluid! 😂
Just an average day at your favorite American capitalist mega-shrine, the Wal-Mart or Target or the like. All you could ever need ready and stocked right there on the shelves, if they dont have it you probably don't actually need it.
Bro was gradually getting traumatized😅
blinker fluid💀a dog💀wood bark💀fart spray💀dry chicken💀
How I feel with grocery prices now days
Honestly facts
Buckle up, it only gets worse from here
Better than Canada forsuree. At least right now. The US is faring better than most people think given the state of the world, but that doesn't mean we don't feel the burn of increasing cost of living and stagnant wages.
This cashier is true evil lol
A Dog
Blinker Fluid
😂😂
He really just scanned a plastic chair like it was a pack of chips 😂
Me: *Puts gas back in and walks home with groceries in one trip*
not that kind of gas
@@itoibo4208 then what kind? I've heard about this gas money thing but it's actually not about the car gas or something idk im not from america or Europe
@@eobardthawnemcoc some kind of fee for processing crypto. if you mine bitcoins, i think they pay you a gas fee or something like that. i guess the register is working on crypto idk.
@@eobardthawnemcoc gas fee ethereum for crypto lol
@@itoibo4208 oh damn that does not make any sense
Gotta get that blinker fluid.
He didn't forget the fart spray
"Blinker fluid" be wildin
*Bro knows how to make skits that involves him sweating 🥵*
“A dog” bro bought a whole singular dog 💀
I wasn't aware they came in bunches, the more you know
@@Hexcedethey do, its called a litter
@@aztro.99 They litter?! I'm never talking to another dog owner again
Bro scanned the dog too 💀
Must be from the Asian food section
When I wasn't doing well I looked at a guy and straight up said I didn't have enough for ramen. Dude helped me out and bought me the box major respect
He a real one
thats really cool. its crazy how little things like that will likely be something you never forget.
Get the cashier to scan every single item then say i dont want any of it, you can put it all back 🤣
Dude bought 'fart spray' and 'dry chicken' lol
This is a genuine feeling at the store lmao
The funniest part is that perplexed is not even on the screen he searched 😂
bro pulled up thesaurus 💀
The fact he got more than 5 items before hitting 100 dollars was a throw back
The fact that perplexed was not on his phone screen💀
I ain't the only one who saw "blinker fluid" on the computer item add on 💀
The cashier: *checks his phone* synonyms for nervous. Like bro that's literally me 🤣
That "yeahhh* at the end is sounds so ominous like the cashier really like to see the customer to suffer😂
If there were awards for sweating profusely, he'd win em all fr fr
Bro was sweating so much his heart started sweating💀
As a cashier... This happens way to often so people just tell me to stop them at x amount of dollars. The stubbornly proud ones (which most are southern) just sit there and let me ring it all up, complain about the price, take a whole bunch of stuff off and leave me to return it 💀
OMG SAME THING HAPPENS TO ME
From the discreet addition of "Blinker fluid" on the receipt to the cashier stopping mid sentence to look up on his phone adjectives and synonyms for the word "Nervous". This guy's skits are comedy gold!
wood bark? plastic chair? dry chicken?? A WHOLE DOG??
Him looking at the thesaurus rex sent me 😅😂
The wagon on his phone screen is a soild effort to parody Wells Fargo 😂
How sales tax feels in California every time you buy something lmfao
So thankful I live in Kentucky where it's only 6%
This man taught me more vocabulary than my whole school career 💀💀💀
Anyone saw that he's buying "Fart Spray".....ahhh the senior prank memories 😂
"A Dog" this store has everything!
Also blinker fluid, wood bark, fart spray, and what the hell is dry chicken lol
How do you buy fart spray and a chair at the same time 😂
Always pre-count when you buy something fellas
Plot Twist:
Worker: we got a gas fee
customer: I walked here
I love how every scene he starts sweating more and more intensely in every video lmao
Me when my mom leaves me alone with the cashier
He should finish with “YOU ARE GONNA TIP! RIGHT!! “ 😂😂😂
"C*m (four pack)" really got me.
You watch too much porn because it says gum.
“Bro you’re a cashier, if you’re so rich pay for me bae.” 🤑🤑🤑
I just realized distressed and stressed mean the same thing
Similar things, but not quite the same