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  • @NotRealPhil
    @NotRealPhil 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3649

    Sam’s lung cancer is sounding rad

  • @snargemccoy8813
    @snargemccoy8813 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5332

    I see sam has picked up a hobby of smoking 6 packs a day

    • @jamesbong4208
      @jamesbong4208 3 ปีที่แล้ว +75

      Meth...
      Hes a dad now!

    • @louietelling3200
      @louietelling3200 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      It actually sounds kinda cool

    • @JudeOhHecc
      @JudeOhHecc 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yes

    • @C_Train74
      @C_Train74 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Apparently, he vapes now.

    • @r-td8748
      @r-td8748 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Its not a hobby, its a lifestyle

  • @RaisinBagelz
    @RaisinBagelz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2278

    *Sam every time he gets sick* :
    "QUICK I GOTTA MAKE A VIDEO WITH MY DEEP MAN VOICE!!"

    • @Grandmaster-Kush
      @Grandmaster-Kush 3 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      Gotta cash in while you can

    • @Tester-sh1mn
      @Tester-sh1mn 3 ปีที่แล้ว +126

      He gotta compensate for that yeeyee ass haircut he got...

    • @xavierh.5102
      @xavierh.5102 3 ปีที่แล้ว +78

      dude probably goes around licking toilet bowls in the hopes he'll activate his hunk voice.

    • @ewwpoorpeople5684
      @ewwpoorpeople5684 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      It's the simp/chad illusion.

    • @SkknWlkr
      @SkknWlkr 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      It's the only time Abby will have any sexual attraction to him

  • @Charborg
    @Charborg 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4632

    why does sam get sick like 8 times a year

    • @caveteethjoe
      @caveteethjoe 3 ปีที่แล้ว +875

      Petite gamer immune system

    • @guypierson5754
      @guypierson5754 3 ปีที่แล้ว +459

      Eats like shit, doesn't excersise, doesn't take any real precautions with the groceries, pays others to watch his crotchspawn, has a fairly clueless other half... I'm sure there could be more reasons.

    • @ShadowCrashed81
      @ShadowCrashed81 3 ปีที่แล้ว +264

      Children

    • @pierrekk
      @pierrekk 3 ปีที่แล้ว +142

      @@guypierson5754 And he's still richer than you

    • @Harjhvh
      @Harjhvh 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      CHARBORG!!!!!!!!!!

  • @RenoMay
    @RenoMay 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1872

    Can’t believe I’m a day late to this. Good to see Sam’s frail gamer body is yet again under attack.

    • @muttontrash
      @muttontrash 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Hey it’s da gun dood

    • @kmoss9521
      @kmoss9521 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Reno you’re a good dude keep up the good work

    • @tombombathrill2743
      @tombombathrill2743 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Never would have guessed you watch sam

    • @zidelious781
      @zidelious781 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      didnt know reno had gamer taste

    • @JemFipar
      @JemFipar 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Reno? A Sam fan? Based

  • @Starcatplays
    @Starcatplays 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4397

    Damn, Sam sounds like Aqua after two beers when he's sick.

    • @dreamman5588
      @dreamman5588 3 ปีที่แล้ว +159

      He sounds like a young Alex Jones

    • @1Maverick2
      @1Maverick2 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      @@dreamman5588 I'm fucking dead LOL

    • @thatguy95159515
      @thatguy95159515 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Lmao berg

    • @2thgun
      @2thgun 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      why are you here starcat arent you streaming rn?

    • @schmecklin377
      @schmecklin377 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@dreamman5588 that is so spot on omg

  • @teamcheese1045
    @teamcheese1045 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2091

    I'm so happy for you sam, can't believe that you finally hit puberty.

    • @jentbent1229
      @jentbent1229 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      This should’ve been highlighted comment

    • @OfficialAlexSanoko
      @OfficialAlexSanoko 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      This comment is overpowered.

    • @jkayy1628
      @jkayy1628 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      His pp work now:D

    • @KorporalNoobs
      @KorporalNoobs 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Puberty? No wonder he didn't dox his child's name till yet. What a dumb name.

    • @apIthletIcc
      @apIthletIcc 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      holy crap i wasnt ready for that punch lmao
      low blow bro

  • @cpom5075
    @cpom5075 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2271

    You can tell thats Abby's boyfriend is home when Sam is doing his ghoul impression to avoid being too loud.

    • @NarutoUzumaki-jg4pw
      @NarutoUzumaki-jg4pw 3 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      That's so foul ☠☠

    • @sheamccann3196
      @sheamccann3196 3 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      Poob is Abby's boyfriend

    • @satch5471
      @satch5471 3 ปีที่แล้ว +91

      @@sheamccann3196 but it cancels out because poob is also sams girlfriend

    • @docchicken245
      @docchicken245 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      He's very respectful

    • @erikreddington461
      @erikreddington461 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      What are you saying with this post? That general Sam is a cuck? A cuckold? Sam the cuckholdster? Sam the cuckholster? Sam the cuckmiester? Jeez. I mean I guess.

  • @futuresupreme1022
    @futuresupreme1022 3 ปีที่แล้ว +575

    As a stay at home dad, I wish I had friends to play games with like this. I love my kid but not having another adult to hang out and talk to that speaks coherent English would be great for my sanity

    • @felipedias4205
      @felipedias4205 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      You on PC or console?

    • @uttermostvids631
      @uttermostvids631 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Ha I'm a teen if you wanna play I do speak coherent English(most of the time)

    • @erwinthedodo9205
      @erwinthedodo9205 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Time to make you a discord community

    • @futuresupreme1022
      @futuresupreme1022 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@felipedias4205 I’m on pc

    • @MeoithTheSecond
      @MeoithTheSecond 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Making Dad jokes some what helps X-D.

  • @crossrentsch8628
    @crossrentsch8628 3 ปีที่แล้ว +177

    Bryan’s bit about sleeping on the ground gave me the hardest chuckle in a while

    • @WolfWood893
      @WolfWood893 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      I know right lmao, here I was thinking Brian lost his edge.

  • @JargonMadjin
    @JargonMadjin 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1772

    Sam being wholesome and saying that he'll enjoy any game as long as he plays with friends, combine that with the deeper voice, I don't think he's sick, I think he just finished going through puberty, he's a mature man now

    • @TitanshieldGaming
      @TitanshieldGaming 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      YES! I thought this too

    • @alecsalinas1973
      @alecsalinas1973 3 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      Playing with friends, busty brunettes, & Diet Coke.

    • @JargonMadjin
      @JargonMadjin 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      @@alecsalinas1973 A busty brunette offers Sam a diet coke and she'll become his best friend

    • @DrixPunk
      @DrixPunk ปีที่แล้ว +7

      ​@@JargonMadjin so if abby dyes her hair and gives sam a coke without him asking, the marriage is finally saved

    • @JargonMadjin
      @JargonMadjin ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@DrixPunk Modern problems, modern solutions

  • @Zack1111Adkins
    @Zack1111Adkins 3 ปีที่แล้ว +772

    Sam has a weakened gamer immune system from being a total shut in. Praying for you man 🙏🏼

    • @drewsbrewcrew
      @drewsbrewcrew 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Our boy needs to start taking a vitamin D supplement if he isn't already

    • @ewwpoorpeople5684
      @ewwpoorpeople5684 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Actually, gamers are genetically made in peak human condition. God just curses us with the occasional sickness to keep the regular people off the scent of our perfection

    • @Zack1111Adkins
      @Zack1111Adkins 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@drewsbrewcrew Sam already developing Rickets.

    • @thatdude9588
      @thatdude9588 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@ewwpoorpeople5684 gamers are like the robot guy from invincible. Absolutely built different in game but goblin hunchbacks in real life

    • @tru1ytrashffs
      @tru1ytrashffs 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      No no no, it's because he's married

  • @thomash2959
    @thomash2959 3 ปีที่แล้ว +720

    "Semen is the glue of friendship" is the most amazing line

    • @gravity00x
      @gravity00x 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      i couldnt believe none of them laughed at that. i lost my shit over that line

    • @LlamaMommaDrama
      @LlamaMommaDrama 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Also, the collar being “a cockring for my brain” is pretty incredible too

    • @pierrekk
      @pierrekk 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@gravity00x "haha gay" gets tiring after a while with your edgy friends

    • @MrCholoPants3415
      @MrCholoPants3415 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@pierrekk Not the point at all. Dilate

  • @mango-uj1bq
    @mango-uj1bq 3 ปีที่แล้ว +247

    I remember finding this channel all the way back in 2016. I was in middle school then and I used to come home from school with more stress than I knew what to do with. Watching Sam's content is the closest thing I've ever had to therapy. Thank you for the laughs, you never disappoint.

    • @tylerparaz6786
      @tylerparaz6786 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Weird seeing wholesome comments and relating on a personal level as well. Good luck man. Im assuming youre a senior as well now, and all ive gotta say is to pursue what makes you happy and live life now 💜

    • @grimreefer9324
      @grimreefer9324 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Sam helped get me through the shit years of middle school too tbh

    • @PurePlatinumAlek
      @PurePlatinumAlek 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      I hope things get worse 🙏

    • @NoPhlyZone20
      @NoPhlyZone20 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Oh boy just wait until the stress of adulthood hits

    • @PurePlatinumAlek
      @PurePlatinumAlek 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@NoPhlyZone20 general sam plud alchohol work smart

  • @cartercaceres927
    @cartercaceres927 3 ปีที่แล้ว +61

    “It’s like a cockring for my brain.” Lmao bizzle was killing it this vid

  • @Okoii
    @Okoii 3 ปีที่แล้ว +260

    At no point did Sam say "Smoothskin" and this is dissapointing.

  • @gobthegreat7797
    @gobthegreat7797 3 ปีที่แล้ว +913

    Deep raspy voice, Yeti full of whiskey, and a slick dad haircut. True Alpha energy right there

    • @SirMcGrooger
      @SirMcGrooger 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Indeed

    • @convicted_vapist
      @convicted_vapist 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Nah bro he is fucking sigma male

    • @ndub6021
      @ndub6021 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@convicted_vapist you're gay

    • @convicted_vapist
      @convicted_vapist 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@ndub6021 hell yea I am!!! You gotta problem with it bucko

    • @Krafex
      @Krafex 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      True Chad energy if I say so myself.

  • @_nanking5374
    @_nanking5374 3 ปีที่แล้ว +591

    A warm thanks to the many members of the Merchant's Guild, generously funding, and bank rolling these videos. You are all, truly wonderful. Have a good one.

    • @pangolincough1004
      @pangolincough1004 3 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      That’s immediately what I thought once I recognized the game

    • @neo187420
      @neo187420 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Hey hey, people...

    • @InternetDog_
      @InternetDog_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Sam needs to get Jeff in the group.

  • @emperorshaq
    @emperorshaq 3 ปีที่แล้ว +74

    I’ve literally just started playing Outward with my mate, fucking love this hatefully evil ass game

    • @turtleguy123r3
      @turtleguy123r3 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      That's a very apt description, my friend and I celebrated taking out the bandits east of the starting town lmao.

    • @Murasame13
      @Murasame13 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@turtleguy123r3 The game really has a way of making you KNOW you are NOT the main character lol (while still being the main character)

  • @lukasscott5414
    @lukasscott5414 3 ปีที่แล้ว +87

    "We're building nothing but traps from now on" Yep, that's Outward.

    • @originalgreatdouchebag2866
      @originalgreatdouchebag2866 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      use magic traps more powerfull and free besides mana cost but you can make potions and eat tumpups around the mountain

    • @Quadrolithium
      @Quadrolithium 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@originalgreatdouchebag2866 regular traps are almost always free, and it might not be as powerful as magic (until you get to the fun traps involving adamantite, or war crimes) for every victim you kill, is an almost guarantee of a free trap, maybe two, that you can make out of their corpse.
      Imagine being a bandit and seeing your buddy die to a trap, then this asshole of an "adventurer" loots your buddy and turns it into another trap, naturally you are pissed and go after him, only to fall victim to the said trap, made from your buddy.
      I turned the entire Vendavel Fortress into a traphouse without even leaving said fortress, just... "Recycling" my victims

  • @darnaran9179
    @darnaran9179 3 ปีที่แล้ว +437

    From Kenshi to Outward, he truly is a Sseth follower.

    • @whoisspencer
      @whoisspencer 3 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      I want them to do a video together so bad

    • @polskiwyrob7650
      @polskiwyrob7650 3 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      @@whoisspencer sseth on forehead fables

    • @scorcher117
      @scorcher117 3 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      @@whoisspencer we really need it, I heard him mention sseth in a Tarkov vid way back and I think he said something along the lines of sseth being too high quality for Sam, he liked him too much to make him join him.
      Back then I didn’t know who Sseth was, now I love his stuff and it would be a dream collab.

    • @Terashi
      @Terashi 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yeah that tracks.

    • @leepicgamer2284
      @leepicgamer2284 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      “Hey hey people, Seth here”

  • @CAMOHEADSHOT
    @CAMOHEADSHOT 3 ปีที่แล้ว +355

    Sam hitting those signature baritone lows again lol. Those babies must be strengthening the hell outta your immune system xD

    • @AxxLAfriku
      @AxxLAfriku 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I HATE people that HATE other people. The comment I respond to did not spread HATE. That is good. BUT! I get a lot of HATE comments on my amazing videos and I HATE it. Please don't start spreading HATE. Do I have to HATE you too, dear ca

    • @theeast7005
      @theeast7005 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@AxxLAfriku I HATE!!!

    • @platinumsun4632
      @platinumsun4632 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@AxxLAfriku Shit it’s Axel again. Lo.

    • @platinumsun4632
      @platinumsun4632 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@AxxLAfriku I’m subbing now that you have some videos. 8 years huh.

    • @jakejutras5420
      @jakejutras5420 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@AxxLAfriku you're a good lad.

  • @danielcecena15
    @danielcecena15 3 ปีที่แล้ว +324

    Tell Bryan to actually use his twitch and TH-cam. He’s funny asf

    • @GeneralSam
      @GeneralSam  3 ปีที่แล้ว +355

      hes so fucking lazy man idk if he'll ever make anything

    • @ChadConnor
      @ChadConnor 3 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      @@GeneralSam Some people just like helping their friends make content more than having a channel of their own. I think Bryan's happy with where he is, to be honest.

    • @jakobryan2353
      @jakobryan2353 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@GeneralSam doesn’t bryan have like a job separate from his internet presence?

    • @newcrew1210
      @newcrew1210 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Fr dude he's hilarious! Had me weak when he pulled out that velvet tent 😄

    • @spudlife-js4wo
      @spudlife-js4wo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@jakobryan2353 he do

  • @seb9995
    @seb9995 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    "What can I say! I'd do anything with my friends." Sam said as he was holding down that woman screaming for help in an alley

  • @SomeCanine
    @SomeCanine 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Sam: "Jobe from Moriarty's"
    Everyone else: "WTF? You mean GOB?"

  • @Chirpinabox
    @Chirpinabox 3 ปีที่แล้ว +431

    Bryan hates bridges because of all the ones he’s burned.

  • @sempriniaftershave9825
    @sempriniaftershave9825 3 ปีที่แล้ว +272

    I think "It's a cock ring for my brain" might be the best thing I've heard this year. Good shit Bizzle

    • @synjhindb9951
      @synjhindb9951 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Bizzle is by far the most underrated TH-camr. Pure wholesome and genuinely hilarious

    • @killdude26
      @killdude26 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Next to "Semen is the glue of friendships"

  • @WheelbarrowTim
    @WheelbarrowTim 3 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    "Semen is the glue of friendship" - Bizzle, 2021

  • @douglasnevins1598
    @douglasnevins1598 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    14:04 "This axe is worth 75 silver" lmao, that giant axe is leterally worth like 750 silver

  • @LovelyLia04
    @LovelyLia04 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Bro when he pulls that rich boy red tent out on them🤣 all together great video and super funny!

  • @noise3312
    @noise3312 3 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    I paid off my debt without leaving the starting town. I went and picked up random items from the storeroom and around the town, which were worth around 5 to 7 silver on their own, and sold it all for money. I actually had 40 silver to spare once I was done, and I hadn't even talked to the gate guard.

    • @deadman4222
      @deadman4222 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      ok boomer

    • @Mecha_Hitler
      @Mecha_Hitler 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      You can just get the voucher on the beach lol

  • @maxducks2001
    @maxducks2001 3 ปีที่แล้ว +113

    Sam’s voice finally transitioned from old millennial to proto-boomer dad.

  • @archeverything
    @archeverything 3 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    Never thought about Outward like this. Truly the IRS’s influence is far reaching. I can’t even escape them by immersing myself in video games, for they’re there too now.

    • @guypierson5754
      @guypierson5754 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Well, I think real life is much harder than Outward: in Outward when they stick you with that debt, all you have to do is go into the basement, kill 2 trogs, walk out to the beach exit, give a dude a bandage: Done. No money owed, no house seizure, the game is EXTREMELY easy in coop since it doesn't scale anything to the increased potential of having multiple characters facing the situation: In real life if I tell the IRS I got friends helping me pay up they are just gonna want to fuck those guys over aswell.

    • @isthisoneunavailable
      @isthisoneunavailable 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@guypierson5754 you can get tax exemption by allying yourself with the right people easily. Look at Janet yellen.

    • @guypierson5754
      @guypierson5754 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@isthisoneunavailable Fair :D

  • @gareth1330
    @gareth1330 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Paying off the lighthouse: 150$
    A luxury tent: 200$
    Lmfao Bryan

  • @jw1548
    @jw1548 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    most of what general sam and society take for granted is paid for by taxes.

  • @codystanchik2325
    @codystanchik2325 3 ปีที่แล้ว +117

    Awe Sam has finally hit puberty. Its nice to see our little boy grow up before our eyes.

  • @foist101
    @foist101 3 ปีที่แล้ว +137

    Abby's boyfriend said Sam would be hotter with a deeper voice.

  • @DFCwastaken
    @DFCwastaken 3 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    Sam became a heavy chain smoker in a very short amount of time

  • @riobux3018
    @riobux3018 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Sam looks and sounds like he's one moustache away from giving me tips of how to fix my car on the side of a busy motorway while the towtruck comes to pick it up.

  • @Rudipu
    @Rudipu 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    love the raspy voice narrating the video LOL it sounds like an old Sam remembering the past

  • @Azakadune
    @Azakadune 3 ปีที่แล้ว +138

    “3 vs 1? Cmon, easy.”
    Shows a goddamn armoured beast wielding the tower knight great shield from demon souls…

    • @guypierson5754
      @guypierson5754 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Nah that's a pleb bandit, they respawn on that beach outside Vendevel, the problem is those morons don't have any men between them.

    • @ThiccNutt
      @ThiccNutt 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@guypierson5754 you can literally hear the dorito crumbs on your keyboard and the mt dew spittle dribbling from your pRoGaYmEr mouth between the lines of that comment LMAO

    • @guypierson5754
      @guypierson5754 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@ThiccNutt Sweetly ironic comment. There was a time, in the early 90's, I made a lot of money from computer games. That should set my minimum age for you: do you really think adults eat doritos?

    • @skuyzy198
      @skuyzy198 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@ThiccNutt they are using fishing rods as weapons.

    • @Azakadune
      @Azakadune 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@guypierson5754 I eat Doritos…

  • @MNPLY-bv4hn
    @MNPLY-bv4hn 3 ปีที่แล้ว +72

    Outward is a masterpiece, glad to see more people pick it up.

    • @hrafn6588
      @hrafn6588 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It looked decent but also looks like it’s tiresome to actually set up in

    • @Blight1
      @Blight1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@hrafn6588 Tbh, if you have patience for an RPG like Skyrim or Witcher, then Outward is great. Honestly it's a very good game, challenging and rewarding with lots of places/dungeons to explore.

    • @Strinching
      @Strinching 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      It is a very nice game I'll say. Lots of boring running though. You'd think with how big the maps are there should be an equally large amount of mobs to encounter. The world is amazing, but it does have an empty feeling in some places. If you want an easy experience, look up money making guides and then travel to levant and spend a crap ton of silver on the rogue trainer and learn pressure plate traps and the bag roll passive. You will be using up a breakthrough point, but it is worth it if you think the game is at all challenging. Basically easy mode. You can also make insane builds that can one shot some mobs. The greathammer builds are pretty stronk. Magic is super fun too. Anyone who likes rpgs needs to give this a shot for sure.

    • @uncledoctor6920
      @uncledoctor6920 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Strinching are there mounts?

    • @Trollensky
      @Trollensky 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Masterpiece is a CRAZY stretch, but its good.

  • @alexjones4679
    @alexjones4679 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    Good to see you've followed the progression of every good father - first, you start with drinking ever increasing amounts of vodka starting just after breakfast. Now, second is smoking upwards of 5 packs per day - more if you're looking after the children.

  • @befer
    @befer 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This guy sounds like he drinks whisky instead of water and breathes through cigarettes, but looks like he's gonna fix your computer when you call the IT department

  • @DapperDan181
    @DapperDan181 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    You can tell Sam has been taking advantage of his knowledge on how to make the crunch wrap supreme.

  • @MrCaretucker
    @MrCaretucker 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    I love hearing the difference between Sam’s regular voice, and Sam’s sick voice.

  • @bearjam5372
    @bearjam5372 3 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    The NCR will remember that title Sam.

    • @caesarvalorvmsheevpalpatin8755
      @caesarvalorvmsheevpalpatin8755 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      *For your overwhelmingly monstrous behaviour, you have become vilified by the NCR*

    • @logandenton6467
      @logandenton6467 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      "You have two days to *PAY* your *TAXES* or *Die"*

  • @stevenhays3062
    @stevenhays3062 3 ปีที่แล้ว +266

    Sucks that Sam didn't know he could spend 3 sliver and have his house back 5 minutes after starting the game

    • @Pandize
      @Pandize 3 ปีที่แล้ว +75

      Or that he could go through that tunnel on the side of the hill to the lighthouse, and just complete that cave, and exit to some dude saying "GIVE ME THING. THANKS HERE'S A FAVOUR FOR THE HOUSE."

    • @Deveerox
      @Deveerox 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      @@Pandize Thats what hes referring to, I imagine, since a bandage costs 3 silver

    • @q187k
      @q187k 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Then a time glitch occurred - 50Karrot in debt . . . In 2.5 milliseconds

    • @biohaze6990
      @biohaze6990 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      if im not mistaken i actually raised the money pretty easily by buying mats and crafting.

    • @yeetusfeetus5555
      @yeetusfeetus5555 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@biohaze6990 well the shield and weapon that guy dropped are worth at least 60 each but hey i like the narrative

  • @boosterprime5757
    @boosterprime5757 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    "None of that is as scary as wage garnishment and property liens" 😆😆😆💀

  • @TheToweringOtakunt
    @TheToweringOtakunt 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    First time I heard him with this voice, I couldn't see him on screen, and I swear, for a second, I thought they had befriended Steve-o and had him playing Tarkov.

  • @TastyTacoN1nja
    @TastyTacoN1nja 3 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    sam sounds like hes gonna call me a smoothskin

  • @hedgeearthridge6807
    @hedgeearthridge6807 3 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    Good lord, once again Sam sounds like he's been living off of Pall Malls and domestic-violence-juice

  • @Miductions
    @Miductions 3 ปีที่แล้ว +117

    Sam’s boomer phase is developing nicely.

  • @JoseCalderon-zn1ws
    @JoseCalderon-zn1ws 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Bruh, I have being playing this game for years, it was painful to see Sam getting folded by a bandit

  • @DANKSINATRA204
    @DANKSINATRA204 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Sam sounding like Harvey Forbes from Independence Day

  • @kotan2185
    @kotan2185 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    I feel like Sam's forehead to hair ratio is on the tipping point.

  • @404-d7b
    @404-d7b 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Sam sounds like a grizzled criminal discussing how him and his cronies are gonna make it big with their one last score

  • @FilthyCheeseCake22459
    @FilthyCheeseCake22459 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    Calling Gob, Jobe 🥺 sad day for ghoul kind

    • @bdubbya4200
      @bdubbya4200 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I FEEL THE SAME WAY! I actually was like, "Who the fuck is Jobe.."

    • @kickasspeanuts
      @kickasspeanuts 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      'Woah, am I lookin in a mirror or are you just that ugly?'

  • @jackf1830
    @jackf1830 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    The way Sam says “jobe” instead of Gob…it’s just beautiful.

    • @masonnasty8596
      @masonnasty8596 ปีที่แล้ว

      Thought dude was saying Joe, like he either completely botched the name or I'm unaware of some inside joke

  • @joppa560
    @joppa560 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    why does sam sound somewhere between an actual chad and someone who's been smoking for 30 years

  • @mirceazaharia2094
    @mirceazaharia2094 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    As soon as I saw that character design and read the title, I suspected it would be Outward. Thanks for giving this game a look, Sam. Greetings from the Merchant's Guild.

  • @williamglass2223
    @williamglass2223 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Sam: *goes to Jewish territory
    Also Sam:*immediately makes a fire

  • @brokentrashcan2836
    @brokentrashcan2836 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    When Sam gets sick he should record some funny lines as a cliche badass character and say horrible things possibly directed at Aqua

  • @skywagon2458
    @skywagon2458 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    I spent several long months playing this game with my bf and getting good at it. When you recommended going to the bandit camp at that level, I fucking screamed

  • @bud6961
    @bud6961 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    That luxury tent had me busting a gut.

  • @Epiclyspeaking
    @Epiclyspeaking 3 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    Sseth enjoyers: "Hey I've seen this one before it's a classic."

    • @ZeWhiteRabbit8
      @ZeWhiteRabbit8 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      what do you mean you've seen it?
      it's brand new

    • @Trollensky
      @Trollensky 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@ZeWhiteRabbit8 ....

  • @dknf4036
    @dknf4036 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Bizzle and Sam together always makes me laugh so hard

    • @DungeonJoint
      @DungeonJoint 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Sam and Bizzle have always been the best content on this channel, Sam and Bizzle or just Sam.

  • @itsmi9352
    @itsmi9352 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    Ahhh, this game really makes you appreciate the 3rd ammendment.

  • @eggdog9057
    @eggdog9057 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Sam sounds like he wants to ask me about the gray-manes and battle-borns

  • @ArmThePoor161
    @ArmThePoor161 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    It proves that landlordism is theft

  • @caseyfoster5505
    @caseyfoster5505 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    The tent scene had me dying hahah

  • @RottingCarpet
    @RottingCarpet 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    HELL YEAH. This shitty game is one of my favorites, and aside from Seth Scneanschecfkskc, I hadn't seen anyone else cover it.

    • @anthonyparedes7423
      @anthonyparedes7423 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Hey, how can I get a 3 man team? I thought it was only duos

    • @RottingCarpet
      @RottingCarpet 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@anthonyparedes7423 Theres a mod for it, which I think is what they probably used.

    • @caveteethjoe
      @caveteethjoe 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      There's a guy named Comforts of the burrow that plays it, I like his videos

    • @wisewizard9552
      @wisewizard9552 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It's not fucking shitty in the slightest. All the mechanics are polished.

  • @Barquevious_Jackson
    @Barquevious_Jackson 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Finally a message I can get behind!

  • @dylanmonstrum1538
    @dylanmonstrum1538 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Semen is the glue of friendship - Stalt 2021

  • @BR500
    @BR500 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Bryan: "If I buy a bag, will I be with the cool kids again" 15:34
    😂

  • @IrateWizrd
    @IrateWizrd 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    This voice is the logical progression of Sam's wheeze

  • @jahsamufari
    @jahsamufari 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Sam's music always dope AF, love the breakbeats.

  • @mrlbow
    @mrlbow 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    While there's maybe still time, can you upload a quick "Hell yeah, Brother" with that voice?

  • @accursedchicken7001
    @accursedchicken7001 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    This is my favorite General Sam video and idk why it just is

  • @daltonnunyabiz3067
    @daltonnunyabiz3067 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Semen is the glue of friendship

  • @Jtoob-z5n
    @Jtoob-z5n 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    What did he call Gob? Joeb?
    Love this game though

    • @CryoSignal
      @CryoSignal 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I was looking for this comment

    • @cstinybaby
      @cstinybaby 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      like wtf? why would it be jobe? i was so confused because i’ve played FO3 dozens of times and couldn’t remember a “jobe” anywhere until i realized he meant gob.

    • @childrenssoup
      @childrenssoup 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      It's like Gob from Mitchell Hurwitz's 2003 hit television sitcom "Arrested Development"

  • @FlamingAtheist
    @FlamingAtheist 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Outward is a fantastic game that is overlooked. It has just the right amount of cool stuff without being too complicated and is a genuine challenge and great to play with friends and get into shenanagains.
    Some things could be improved sure, but for the most part its a fantastic game.

  • @sling6896
    @sling6896 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Sam gets closer to becoming Alex Jones everyday now

  • @Chestwolf
    @Chestwolf 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    7:40 the fact that I've never seen anyone chew ice cream with their mouth open the way you did makes me want to take my like back.

  • @WorldGoods
    @WorldGoods 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Sam sounds like he chain smokes every day

  • @tyinplop6356
    @tyinplop6356 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Sam is slowly transforming into the old distant old man character he’s always playing

  • @sir-jams-a-lot9645
    @sir-jams-a-lot9645 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Ngl I'm starting to think Sam's genetics have something to do with this fear of losing money to taxes

  • @lykthewarlock
    @lykthewarlock 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    OH MY GOD
    I've played outward for a few months now and waited for Sam to play it.
    Thank you Grandmaster Samuel the Third ❤️

  • @lewisgibbens9918
    @lewisgibbens9918 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The voice in combination with talking about the IRS breathing down your neck is a based duo

  • @sage9255
    @sage9255 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    this looks like some human odyssey of discovery gone horribly wrong.
    The discovery of murderous chickens, discovering traps, the trial and error of walking through "rancid water", wholesome banter, the difference in between low and high class.
    very nice.

  • @bulkmagician4996
    @bulkmagician4996 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Hes starting to look like a dad he definitely has the body now the voice

  • @austinkious3940
    @austinkious3940 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    I've been playing the shit out of Outward for a while now. The game is actually pretty good. The best game to adventure with the homies. It a bit rough around the edges, but is honestly a solid open world RPG. Lots of re-playability, hard as fuck but rewarding, excellent co-op.

    • @originalgreatdouchebag2866
      @originalgreatdouchebag2866 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      its not that hard lol

    • @austinkious3940
      @austinkious3940 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@originalgreatdouchebag2866 Now that I'm much more experienced with the game I'd be inclined to agree. It is still harder than most modern games but in a lot of ways, the game is pretty forgiving.

    • @originalgreatdouchebag2866
      @originalgreatdouchebag2866 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@austinkious3940 true

    • @luisfuentes3846
      @luisfuentes3846 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@austinkious3940 old thread but the open world has its charm too. You have to constantly interact with it to get basic supplies to travel, and I thinks that’s overlooked compared to most open world games. That and minimal map markers to encourage navigation, that’s also pretty good.

    • @austinkious3940
      @austinkious3940 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@luisfuentes3846 Yea Outward is still one of my favorite RPGs. I still go back to it from time to time when I get burned out on Elden Ring.

  • @Ataraxia95
    @Ataraxia95 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I kind of want to see Sam play some horror games.

  • @DUSTY66666
    @DUSTY66666 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    *starts the video* "oh nice sam's sick again"

  • @oletorvik5524
    @oletorvik5524 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Hahahah "Confusion? I've been confused my whole life"🤣 golden

  • @coleandhisvideos
    @coleandhisvideos 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Imagine going homeless because you didn't give that one guy bandages for two dollars

  • @Pemshibro
    @Pemshibro 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    legitimately started playing this a couple of days ago with two of my friends, never before have I related to a video more

  • @airekvinlandslayerofthesev5234
    @airekvinlandslayerofthesev5234 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I see you have the Raid mod on, good. This game is such a gem. Hope a second one is in the works

  • @thebrewster
    @thebrewster 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    You are genuinely my favorite TH-camr. Not my favorite channel, but favorite TH-camr. Neebs gaming is my favorite channel.

  • @Just_Call_Me_Pagton
    @Just_Call_Me_Pagton ปีที่แล้ว +1

    22:43 actually it looked really fun so I bought it for me and my friends. We have now spent close to 100 hours on the game and I love it.