Jake smashing a champagne bottle on the new vending machine and then sets a fire, with the squad running away and Scully yelling it should have been me is the best cold open😂
I love how not only at 19:48 those in the holding cell were watching with anticipation but we're also shocked when poor private pigeon became one with the fan.
I'd like to think that's all the emails he got from the end of the previous day until the next work day. Could've been a Monday, so all emails are from late Friday through Monday morning!
The Dozerman cold opening is hilariously unexpected.😂 You’ve got to love his work ethic though.😉🙃 I love that the vending machine ones were back to back and I always laugh at the tarantula one.😂😂😂
I'm afraid you're slipping. You put "The Pontiac Bandit Returns" when that cold open is from "AC/DC". Then, there's a typo. "Aptain Latvia" when it hould be "Captain Latvia".
(Side note) I love that Jake just was like-not weird about Rosa having a girlfriend. (Like-I know this is after she came out) but it just makes my bi-heart happy 😂
Were there many hungarian writers at this sitcom? The pezsgo and valley and the hungarian sausage restaurant where Jake and his dad went. There were a few other notes too I think
This account needs a quality checker, or a few, these videos almost every time have 1 or more errors somewhere in it, and they are almost always avoidable - 17:56 the episode is Captain Latvia, not Aptain Latvia
@@Some_dude764 There's no way you don't know that what I said was 100% true! Watch the show before it moved to NBC, then once it moved it immediately became a woke agenda show... it wasn't a subtle shift, either.
The least surprsing thing is that after watching these cold opens a number of times I'll watch them again
Truly amazing knowing I’ve seen every one of them but still enjoying. I’ve started to try and recite it word for word
Read my mind too
In the same order too
They are always 😁 funny
Come on man, didn’t have rat us out like that😂
"Judging by the head to toe denim I'd say he's either not American or deeply American" is low-key one of the funniest lines in this entire series.
I'm thinking Ukraine or Kentucky XD
I like how this was uploaded at 9:01 AM for me just like when Amy was late
Toby Master where have you been we've been worried sick, do you CARE to explain yourself!?
@@ghostslayer1981 You will tell us, and you will tell us now!
@@Paigeofmaces ......there was a problem at the bank.
@@ghostslayer1981 I'm just 70 seconds late, it's not a big deal, don't worry about it.
@tobymastergaming3793 Master, you will tell us and you will tell us now
Not having the "I want it that way" cold open is criminal 😂😂
Tell me why
@@andmanymore ain't nothing but a heartache
@@toricor7317tell me why
Tell me why
ain't nothing but a mistake
My favorite part is Scully's immediate response of "No I'm not." when Jake says they're thinking like detectives, it never fails to get me to laugh.
19:09
Jake: The problem is you thinking like a detective
Scully: No. I'm definitely not.
lmaooooooo
I'm pretty sure that at 4:32 it's not jake laughing, it's Andy Samberg laughing...
it is since most of the cold opens were improved you can here his saying joe 🤣🤣
It was indeed a genuine laugh!
he also called him joe😂
im not surprised how most of these have jake, he’s just that comical 😭❤️
😂😂No you shouldn't be surprised because he is the main character.
Jake smashing a champagne bottle on the new vending machine and then sets a fire, with the squad running away and Scully yelling it should have been me is the best cold open😂
I love the guy's smile at 27:31 like "yeah, I've been diffused"
OK I NEED a compilation of every time they ruined/broke/destroyed/trashed the precinct.
"noice, somebody's getting some >:]"
"it's true, I am" [29:58]
he was so quick with it, oml 😭
BONE!?
@@torgranael i am your SUPERIOR OFFICER, DIAZ. BOONEEE!?
@@fallen.star_cygnus BOOOOOOOOONEE!!!!
I love how not only at 19:48 those in the holding cell were watching with anticipation but we're also shocked when poor private pigeon became one with the fan.
2:37 i always laugh at how jake pushes charles out of his way
Hahaha I never noticed this
Bro, Gina literally has no chill at 10:12. I always think of this scene because of her.
21:33 i was not prepared for that the 1st time 😂😂😂
Same! It's one of my all-time favourites.
the oldest arrest is just pure gold
26:31 this scene is not real, I can not conceive of a reality where holt would allow himself to amass 393 pieces of unread mail
I'd like to think that's all the emails he got from the end of the previous day until the next work day. Could've been a Monday, so all emails are from late Friday through Monday morning!
15:03 Get back to work 😂😂😂.
18:48 Awesome.
21:50 Best Pimento Opening 🤣.
8:09 another best gift of the year
20:22 just love that the ppl closest to Jake pull out their guns first at seeing his friend in danger
Dont be a dum dum
@maexslg-at meaning: "First season I got problems being on the field, but I Will shoot you"
13:09 I think that episode is ac/dc not the pontiac bandit returns as written
"Show you father some respect" always gets me 😂 6:34
last one made me laugh and then cry. andre was an absolute treasure
The “do you have herpes” during the STD open never fails to get me.
The Dozerman cold opening is hilariously unexpected.😂 You’ve got to love his work ethic though.😉🙃
I love that the vending machine ones were back to back and I always laugh at the tarantula one.😂😂😂
4:33 was Andy breaking character fr hahaha that laugh was too real
Yeah pretty sure there's a bunch in this show that are actual reactions
9:11 "No shoot, Pretty please. "
😂😂
Andy looks so handsome in the "Undercover" episode opening 😍
Is it possible to get over this show? I can never.
4:07 I GASPED SO HARD BOYLE 😭🙏🏻🙏🏻
Fine, I’ll rewatch Brooklyn99
Tarantulina jolie was a good name tbh
The "great gift babe" 😂😂😂
The high five scene was hilarious!
The "marshed mallow" is perfect 😂
She had a replacement hip with some serious torque 😂
I love it when Hitchcock WOO’s sodium, gluten, and fat.
I love watching Jake terry charles Rosa Amy and Gina saluting for the vending machine
The Full Bullpen is still my favourite.
Ok fiiine. I'll watch B99 again.
I'm afraid you're slipping. You put "The Pontiac Bandit Returns" when that cold open is from "AC/DC". Then, there's a typo. "Aptain Latvia" when it hould be "Captain Latvia".
i miss Andre :(
You should have added The Full Bullpen cold opening. That was hilarious!
19:00 seasons greetings
Watching this now makes me so sad Velvet Thunder will fly no more.
Or he’ll fly forever ❤
(Side note) I love that Jake just was like-not weird about Rosa having a girlfriend. (Like-I know this is after she came out) but it just makes my bi-heart happy 😂
Best series ever !!! Thanks you love you guys
This series heist episodes are legend
Miss this show
do you have harpies🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
*herpes
How about cold opens that get surprisingly more progressive?
13:07 wasn’t this one AC/DC not the Pontiac bandit returns?
Hahaha Scully it should have been meee!!!! 3:16
4:36 TF Prime Arcee fans: yeah right that's ridiculous (laughs nervously)
The high five Secene funny 😂😂😂
Y’all knew exactly what y’all were doing with the vid cover 🔥
Jake calling holt dad is easily one of the best cold opens
i Like how jake wake everyone up
Freee Candyyyyyy
I miss this show so much.
I think your feathers are ripping. Gobble.
...gobble...
Can't surprise me if I've seen them all.
Just look at jake pushing Boyle omgosh😂😂😂😂2:37
I miss captain holt 😢 ❤
"are you guys talking about your oldest bags?"
Where was the “VINDICATION” cold opening?
That wasn't a cold open, it was the ending of the episode hahaha
Were there many hungarian writers at this sitcom? The pezsgo and valley and the hungarian sausage restaurant where Jake and his dad went. There were a few other notes too I think
23:14 why us no one talking about this? Im just curious on how that happened
“Because no one will ever believe you” took that secret to the grave RIP💙🤣🤣🤣
20:23 Mr D? Where's percy?
Boyle is right, though. Hemming your own pants IS cool 😎
I wanna know the whole Jake undercover Mafia story.
I'm kinda offended you didn't put the full bullpen in
Mafia Jake 🔥
my lil pierogi
you cannot tell me jake didn't look his hottest when he was a Russian spy
I have to ask, was the Cuban guy a trap for the lieutenant?
Marco Vamonos!!!
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This account needs a quality checker, or a few, these videos almost every time have 1 or more errors somewhere in it, and they are almost always avoidable - 17:56 the episode is Captain Latvia, not Aptain Latvia
Freeeeee canndddyyyyyyy
Your videos are an example of what quality content on TH-cam should be. Keep it up!🧀😘🎇
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Jesus loves u ✝️😁🫶🏻
Last season was the worst thing I've ever watched, almost ruined the show for me. Fortunately they did well in the Finale.
second!!
28:55 EWW not the most awful episode of the most awful season of the show
This show was so good before they switched to NBC and went full-woke. It immediately became unwatchable!
Lol there's no way you're serious
it must be so tiring to be you
@@Some_dude764 There's no way you don't know that what I said was 100% true! Watch the show before it moved to NBC, then once it moved it immediately became a woke agenda show... it wasn't a subtle shift, either.
@@aceofspades6789 You think accurately observing reality is tiring? It must be pathetic being you.
What does “woke” mean?
12:15 That's a genuine smile from Rosa , it's so beautiful
OMG
i've never noticed how jake throws boyle out of the way to get to the free lollies 2:37
15:07
If only someone made a "shh!"