Slimecicle Dramatically Reads 'How to Defeat an Ostrich'
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i like how it describes the act of fighting an ostrich like you're fighting a boss in the video game
wtf is wrong with me why did i say "the video game"
@@texasred8424that’s called edit the mf’ing comment
@@red_the_anomaly it's not that serious bro 😭
You should leave it, it's funny.@@texasred8424
when the advice on fighting an IRL ostrich is the same as with most dark souls bosses
i’ve seen this clip dozens of times but i’m still not over it
Same, I’ve rewatched it so many times and still laugh
this is got to be my most re-watched piece of media
I’m learning it by heart
TRUST ME I CANT STOP IVE BEEN WATCHING THIS FOR 7 MONTHS STRAIGHT HELP
There is a very similar one in the latest TommyInnit video, I posted the clip to my channel if anyone's interested. He reads the definition of "gooning" in the same voice and it's pretty funny
I was trying to beat a boss in a game earlier and had typed into Google 'how to defeat...' and genuinely the most popular question was 'how to defeat an ostrich'
Lmao what
Charlie's proud
Listen, I had to make sure it was real
@@AidenAimeeLeach
Its real its been real
what boss were you trying to beat
to this day, charlie slimecicle has had a problem with ostriches. hes been on the hunt for them for years, its getting worrying.
It’s fine
It’s totally fine
it's his family's tradition, he's going through a rite of passage
It's fiiiine
They didn’t try some corn.
He still can't get over our defeat in the great emu war, so he's going for the next best thing
I love how Tommy and Wilbur are legit dying, Philza is grinning like a gremlin and chuckling while Charlie is just reading and getting more and more dramatic as he goes! XD
I was dying from the video too 😂 Charlie is so funny
@@MeaghanDivico Agreed. I was wheezing like a tea kettle watching this.
Haha ok 🫖
I don’t know why, but wheezes sound hilarious. Like the ones dream does
@@MeaghanDivico Ah yes the tea kettle ones are the most hysterical of the lot, though I sometimes sound like Mutley.
Even with the bad memories of the certain British man in this, it’s still such a classic :,)
yeah felt 😭 tryna push through it
I try to separate past willbur and present willbur it helps (for me)
What bad memories? It's not as if this has affected you in the slightest. Maybe don't self-pity and instead support actual abuse victims?
@@CDZ1309 I have and am in support of shubble, I want to make it very clear that don’t support anything Wilbur has done, or admitted to doing.
As for the self-pity, it hurts (for me) to see him in content as he was honestly a big inspiration for me. I looked up to him, and his music. Hell, I even started guitar because of him. I don’t support him anymore, and I dropped all of his music and everything the moment I saw what he did. I hope that clears it up.
@@CDZ1309the thing about being in online communities, in supporting and having *any* kind of relationship with a celebrity, is that they have the ability to hurt you. That is something you give them - along with your time and perhaps even money - when you decide to support them.
Human beings are so predisposed to *caring* that we’ll put googly eyes on a rock and be sad if we lose it. People are going to feel hurt and betrayed if someone they support betrays their trust. That is not in any way taking away from the victim. It never takes away from the validity of someone else’s pain to say that you were hurt too, as long as you are not actively invalidating that pain, which OP was not.
wanted to watch this clip again, immediately reminded of the biter of '87
Let's just start call will the biter of 87
OMG thank you! I thought I'm over it but I flinched when I looked at his face
The Briton Biter
That’s so dark and yet so funny
@@familyberente1407 Yeah! But you didn't.
Truly the greatest thing to ever be recorded.
Wait until Slimecicle learns about the Emu War of Australia...
Wars plural
@@angellynn7104 there was more than one?!
@@Mono_Entertainment There were 2, but after doing some more digging, the second effort was made only a few days after the initial retreat so idk if it really counts as 2 wars or not
(Australian here) we don't talk about EW I and EW II
To this day, he has not been defeated by an ostrich
pretty sure wilbur would just bite the ostrich he has experience with that....
why would you say this- whyyyy
I will gladly watch this for many years.
- I have google right now. I'm- "How to beat an ostrich"
Why are there answers? Holy shit there's a WikiHow.
- Use a long weapon. If you are forced to defend yourself against an ostrich, avoid close quarters combat.
Keep as far out of reach of it's legs as you can. Use the nearest, *_*l o n g e s t*_* object that could be used as a weapon.
- There's a side note here:
If you have a **g u n** aim for the ostrich's **M A I N B O D Y.**
Keep to the ostrich's side, consider yourself at the most risk when the two (2) of you are **FACE TO FACE!!**
Stay behind or to the side of the bird as much as possible to keep clear of it's most _PoWErFuL WeApON._
*_*S T E P 3 ! ! !*_*
AIM FOR THE NECK. CONSIDER THIS TO BE THE OSTRICH'S WEAKEST BODY PART! (despite their considerable size.)
Strike it where it is vulnerable and least protected...
**TO DEFEAT IT Q U I C K L Y .**
**GO FOR THE LEGS!**
If you find yourself behind or to the side of the ostrich with an easy shot to one of it's legs, **COMMA,** TAKE IT. **PERIOD.**
If given the chance, deliver *ONE* or *BOTH* a blow to upset its *BALANCE, SPEED, and STRIKING* **P O W E R**
Anyway, I'm gonna leave you guys with this final image:
POV: You're ostrich
not the lyrics
Normal people getting over sadness: Talking it out
Me: Watching this clip over and over.
Charlie is so funny and so stupid and he's awesome he is the definition of serotonin.
Charlie could cure depression
@@red_the_anomaly He could tho-
I’ve seen this clip so many times and it never gets old 😂
This is basically how to take a tall person down
"to one of its legs COMMA take it PERIOD"
If he ever DMs another session with Jaiden, Alpharad, and Ranboo, I hope one of the bosses is just a literal ostrich.
" there's a side note here, if you have a gun... "
The most hardcore part of this is that Charlie was reading this WHILE IN A BASTION
This clip never gets old fr
This was the funniest bit of 2021 imo
"POV: youre an ostrich" god that sounds like a nightmare
Thanks to this video, I have never been once beaten by an ostrich in combat, thank you Charlie🙏🙏🙏
this clip will always be funny tbh
POV You're Ostrich - Best meme to come from Charlie
This nearly ended up killing Tommy
Imagine if he *did* spit out.
Nearly ended up killing me too 😂
*... there's a side note here: I F Y O U H A V E A G U N*
This sounds just like a dark souls boss walkthrough.
Aliens watching this be like:
"What the fuck? You know what? Fuck this piece of shit planet I'm leaving."
Okay but the article itself is even longer and even more hilarious when you read it in Charlie’s voice 😂
*Use a long weapon.*
Everybody, collectively: 💀
When you search up something as a joke but don’t expect there to be any answers 0:30
You're laughing? Charlie is reading important information on what to do in a life-threatening situation and your laughing?
"Use the nearest longest object that can be used as a weapon"
Looks down
Not _that_ kind of beat.
Oh yeah, your legs! If the ostrich can use them, so can we! :)
WHEN THE VIDEO ENDED ALL MY MOM COULD HEAR WAS THIS FROM ME:
*Wheeze* ….. *wheeze* … *wheeeze*….*COUGHS AGGRESSIVELY*
fun fact: I actually got my teacher to print the image at 1:21 on complete accident, and she printed 2 of them. **I sent it to her as a joke.**
WHAAAAAT
@@NINi_2085 Also, she left when I went up a year aswell, by far one of the best memories of intemediate school.
intermediate school?? what's that @@HunterT0H
Holy shit I haven't laughed like that in forever 😂😂
Thank you man 😂
YOU HAVE BEEN SUMMONED AGAIN TO WATCH THIS GEM OF A VIDEO
i remember this so well.. absolutely one of my favorite clips i got
But like "defeat" is also quite dramatic😂😂😂
0:30 Why are there answers
Dude it’s the internet. People hate everything.
This clip is still one that gets me to die laughing- it’s even funnier that I saw this exact thing printed out and taped up onto a wall in a doctors office or something😭😭😂😂😂😂
'Keep as far out of reach, of it's legs if you *ken,"*
Comma, take it. Period BEST PART LMAO
Every time I watch this clip I cry actual tears from laughter, no matter how many times I see it. His delivery and the others losing their MINDS in the background is too good
Nobody tell him about the existence of cassowaries
Oh god.
@@h0rn3d_h1st0r1an God cannot save you. Not from the disembowelment birb
"GO FOR THE LEGS"
perfect quote
Bro the nostalgia😭
anyone else had this play in their mind during their friday math test?
just imagine this;
"Find x, answer all 12 questions correctly"
*_"-TO DEFEAT IT QUICKLY!!" -- "GO FOR THE LEGS!!!"_*
This clip is too powerful
I love how Charlie gets more and more frantic as he reads it.
This is one of my favorite clips ever 😭 Charlie is so funny
Charlie is just the epitome of "boys will be boys"
that wikihow entry reads itself like its some fight in a fantasy novel holy shit
charlie this is the 7th time youve posted this video
Hey it’s the 2nd
@@Slimeciclips We need another
I saw an animation of this, and for some reason it was in a church😂
"GO FOR THE LEGS" broke me
This is one of the funnyest clips i remember, i reminisce about it every few weeks
this video has me in stitches every single time i see it, i can hardly breathe right now holy shit
It sounds like a video game boss tutorial 😂
i could not breath for 33 seconds thanks to this video (positive review)
This is a classic clip
Charlie reading how to defeat an ostrich meanwhile Tommy struggling to defeat literal droplets of water
I love this
Dude this was the first topic brought up in my friend group we are now great friends because of this video
Man i havent laughing that much to the ostrich wikihow bit since kevin hart's ostrich joke
"use a long weapon..."
"If you are forced to defend yourself against an ostrich, avoid CLOSE QUARTERS COMBAT....."
"KEEP AS FAR OUT OF REACH OF ITS LEGS AS YOU CAN."
"Use the nearest, LONGEST object that could be used as a weapon.
"IF YOU HAVE A GUN, aim for the ostrich's main body."
"KEEP TO THE OSTRICH'S SIDE, consider yourself at the most risk when the two of you are FACE-FACE. STAY BEHIND or TO THE SIDE OF THE BIRD AS MUCH AS POSSIBLE TO KEEP CLEAR OF ITS MOST POWERFUL WEAPON."
(Step 3)
"AIM FOR THE NECK"
"CONSIDER THIS TO BE THE OSTRICH'S WEAKEST BODY PART DESPITE THEIR CONSIDERABLE SIZE.
"STRIKE WHERE IT IS MOST VULNERABLE AND LEAST PROTECTED..."
.. to defeat it quickly.
GO FOR THE LEGS
This is legendary 🙌
It gives you a whole story time on how to beat and then go's
Also if you have a gun...
Still the funniest clip of all time
Bruh I know for a fact someone is gonna be dodge rolling during their fight against an Ostrich like it’s a Dark Souls boss XD
Me about to remind the animal kingdom why humans are the world's number one apex predator
The best thing ever
the fact i was THINKING about this clip and it shows up on my reccomended
this is very offensive to my species
i think the majority of will know how to defeat an ostrich for a loooooooong time
Slimcicle: (does farcry ostrich takedown)
I always felt that this was personal
Okay but Ostriches are genuinely terrifying though... Like, they can snap any bone in your body with one kick.
Like??
And the fact that the males can get up to *9 feet tall*
Idk man... And they're really territorial too.
Why is it described like a dark souls boss?
That's how it'll feel if one singles you out for a fight.
The way he says “step three” 😂😂😂
best clip ever
Sry to be that guy but what's the song that plays at 0:07, think I've heard it before and it's driving me nuts
i think it’s an animal crossing song? i would like to know as well
Throw weapons while maintaining a main long weopon in hand.
Just killed an ostrich, feeling good.
This will without fail always make me laugh
This sounds like something you’d hear mid bossfight
These are the game tips you're given if it defeats you.
Thing is, if you have a gun then you shouldn’t aim for its body, that’s where it has the most armor and padding, like sure you’re probably going to hit it but only hit it in its body if you’re sure you can hit it multiple times in the same place
I FOUND THE WIKI HOW
SHARE IT???
Idk if anyone saw that clip from (i think it was in Ontario) the news where a bunch of police were chasing escaped ostriches?
No I never watched it, but I can imagine how crazy it must have been
I love this
I should not have watched this during my ethics class…
No cuz why the music and his voice getting me scared of an ostrich ambush
POV you’re ostrich
GO FOR THE LEGS
I don’t remember what video this was can you please let me know😭
i think body shift its on tommyinnit channel
Sorry "Body shuffle"
I found the god damn wiki how
Which video is this in?
The Body shuffle mod
@@Liamlara16 thanks
The most terrifying part of ostriches is how they ummm well relieve their bladders which I got to experience first hand at a safari and I will never recover
Pov
you’re Ostrich
This is my Roman Empire sometimes, I randomly think of this entire section -