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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 28 พ.ค. 2023
- As a kid I would think about what would happen if you had video game abilities in real life. Therefore, I looked at every hero's abilities, ultimate, passive, and weapons and chose the one I would most likely want in real life. THIS IS MY PERSONAL OPINION ON WHAT I WOULD ENJOY HAVING SO COMMENT YOUR CHOICES IN THE COMMENT.
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So I don't think healing abilities could cure diseases- treat them as a debuff, where they just have a time until the go out. Suzu, however, could clear any diseases, as it clears debuffs so... cancer clearer. Also, as cool as resurrect is, there are a lot of moral dilemas that come with it soo... yeah
Cryo freeze cleanses debuffs also
But only on yourself, so that's a minus
Also, I think healing would be like natural regeneration times x1000
So, broken bones, gun and stab wounds, any other wounds,all gone in amoment
What moral dillemas?
The healing and mercy are a bit of a grey area when it comes to how it translate to real life. If Suzu did work like that, that would be epic
And I would choose suzu over the healing ofuda
Fun fact: Baptiste's amp matrix would be an war crime because it would amplify the damage others would take
It would also amplify the healing people take
Why is that a war crime?
@@user-qh6ii7qt6m maybe because it cause too much suffering that it is considered torcher?
Increasing the damage someone would take somehow, not by aiming somewhere, but by making them be more fragile or your atacks do more damage than normal
@@lenakauan then 10mm gauge would be because it just does so much more damage in close range, it is fatal even shot at the body, it can literally destroy your whole tummy if it was blasted at you in close range
Actually in lore nemesis form is a permanent transformable form just as omnic form. So it’d very useful in case you ever just got mugged or need to do groceries or moving houses.
Your pecks just grow randomly
@@KendelR Correction: You pop up two massive arms from your back
Personally I’d just love everything that Sombra has. Invisibility, Translocator, being able to hack anyone and everyone. It would be great
Or Tracer. Zooming quickly, and if you get hurt badly you can recall
@@vgl2132r if I could be anyone I would def be tracer or sombra
Hack would just be massive intelligence
I can just imagine Bap and Ana walking into a hospital and say "let us shoot your wounded"
45:13 is the moment where your life literally flashs before your very eyes
I’m glad someone noticed how close that shot was. I took my hand off the keyboard for one second
I’d pick suzu because unlike other healing items which would be questionable, suzu would 100% clear cancer.
Someone else said that too and I wanted to change my answer after that
What if hypothetically I could become god
"Let's say, hypothetically, for the sake of argument, that I am, in fact, in Weezer."
What is God to God killer and what is a God slayer to a non believer
Sounds like it needs a nerf
If I could take one character's abilities, I would definitely pick the reaper guy
Teleportation, Wraith form+kind of a flight, lifesteal
And most importantly
Infinite shotguns
Someone mentioned you could become a gun dealer with his shotguns
'The reaper guy'
“Imagine just dragón striking through a neighborhood and killing people”
-KendelR
I now live in fear
I think graviton surge could be modified to be tinier so you could like, clean up messes
Also you could Echo duplicate like, a really smart person for a few seconds then when you change back you might still have all their knowledge
Graviton surge would be pretty useful if modified. Also, imagine having their memories too with duplicate. You can be an interrogator if it worked like that.
@@KendelRIm just saying, I would pick junker queens knife. You can throw it at people and catch it.
@@Mirage_Main321 carl that kills people
@@Mirage_Main321 Everybody in London have this ability
@@mekacrab Lmao
Personal barrier for Zarya is the superior choice, if you're bleeding, on fire, or poisoned, it stops that from continuing. And you have a personal airbag all the time.
Does that happen to you in everyday life
@@remka_anamain yes
I too get poisoned daily
I don't know how I managed to make a 46 minute video without even trying...
Also, I'm 99 percent sure I did the final math wrong on what I chose...
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Nayoman(Yes thats my real name)
Weapon 1: Agumented fusion drive
Weapon 2: symmetra gun
Abbilty 1: Fortify
Abbilty 2: Sym Turrets
Ultimate: Photon barrier
Role: Defence
Passive: sheding Arumor
Lower the amount of Arumor faster Nayoman is.
AH = Arumor health
SB = Speed bonus
AH / 100 = SB
Health:
150:HP
100: ARM
for Zarya honestly I would pick the tank passive, so if someone pushes me or something, I can move 33% less
I love the doomfist pick and think it would be hilarious just to acend to the heavens since we never see him mid ult I assume he just goes super high but imagine using it and getting hit by a plane or something
Fun fact about Zarya: since her entire kit is deployed by her weapon, it’s kinda the only option unless you want the tank passive.
dude he could be the best sumo wrestler ever
That’s why I had to clarify whether it was going to be one item, or one ability with that item
Sombra translocator over stealth, hear me out.
You can go home from whereever and whenever you want, *with* other items (robbing anything without them having a trace anyone?) Going home from work, vacation, in danger, when lost, etc.
Bc if they figure out they can see you when within 3m theyll just station closer together and you can just get out any time with translocator and only give them a vague direction
I would honestly choose Valkyrie over resurrect I feel like it would fine some way to be messed up. But with Valkyrie you can heal and fly so think natural disasters if you were on a search and rescue team then you’d be able to search, find and heal. I’d like to mention that in the zero hour cinematic mercy does heal without her staff but in Valkyrie.
Imagine if you could make an teleporter hub, you place one near ur home, one at work, one at soviet Russia, one at England, one at google's hq, imagine you were at the army and you somehow managed to sneak past enemy lines and suddenly they are pinched
If you could replicate the teleporter, that’d be so useful
@@KendelR I would use sym wall to build things that's its conical use of it but my question why light for building why vishkar why sorry for the rant
I used to think I was the turtle from sly cooper in preschool. I used a chair to roll around in the classroom.
i love sly cooper
roadhog actually takes a sniff of his take a breather (you can see it in the hero select)
I also re-read roadhog”s wiki and realized I didn’t really get it right. Not sure exactly how it’d translate to real life
If we are going by real world physics genji would be able to jump infinitely and since you are already an cyborg it would not kill you by stopping your fall suddenly (what kills isn't the fall, it's the sudden stop)
I think for commanding shout if someone is close to dying you could give them a bit more life to live 🤷
For a few seconds 💀
An attempt could surely be made
"Runs into a hospital, kicks down the door of a near deceased person's room and yells at them so they can live for a few more seconds"
@@Dualithree Lmao exactly
For sombra I'd pick translocator for the reason you mentioned - although you can also use it for movement to reach places you normally couldn't or at least make it faster. Like in a Mall or something, to go to the upper or lower floors without taking the stairs/elevator). Translocator would also be kinda OP when traveling far - you would only need one plane ticket for everything, although you'd have to commit the movement possibilities since otherwise you'd have to break your home translocator.
I like stealth as well, but the real reason I wouldn't pick invis is because It'd be way too clunky. Like, asuming we're taking the game mechanics instead of lore, any person that's close to you would be able to see you, and let's say you live in a very busy zone. You wouldn't be able to use invis at all. It kinda defeats the point of it.
Regarding your doubt about wether invis would work with stuff that is not you (like the shoplifting scenario), Most likely you would turn invisible anything you get a hold of. However, once you let go it turns visible again. My only evidence is that if you throw your translocator even while cloaked, it isn't invisible, but sombra's machine pistol does turn invisible.
I guess the same thing goes for the translocator. Only the stuff you have at hand (or at least you're making contact with) teleports with you.
reaper's passive could make me one of the best fighters in the world, healing after every punch
My pick for reihnheart I would've choosen barrier.
I mean, the Barrier must be strong enough to withstand some explosion because of its HP, and also your shield also recharges pretty quickly for a short time in standby. That I would choose.
OOH-is Total Mayhem the reason why you don't get hurt from Concussion mine!? That's some real Key detail there.
My only worry with barrier is that gunshots would be too rapid to justify it, but someone said that theoretically since barrier can stop infinite damage, even if it breaks, you could stop a nuke
@@KendelR to some extent yes, not the radation/DOT effect which is the biggest issue, but then again you could protect alot of people from a near immenite meltdown of explosive reactor.
And could be a cool trick/Safeguard for people to use/see.
Lorewise, id honestly take the functionality behind her jagged blade. I.E her magnet gauntlet
Here's a neat fact about moira grasp and orb, you get both the pain and mend powers for them since technically both the grasp heal and Damage come in one package and you can choose which orb to throw out since the orb ability makes you choose which ball to use.
Moira orb irl would be scary
"Can you artillery strike real quick to find my child?"
29:10 I think that would be very painful because your molecules Are dying and generating super fast, or just splitting apart and repair because everything is made by matter and to pass through matter you need to do something with molecules If something is misspelled, I blame speak to text function
Loved your video keep up the overwatch content!
I want Wrecking Ball roll (no mech, I just turn into a sphere)
if it's just one ability i have to go with junker queen's dagger toss
i mean, if you want to retrieve something from a distance you just have to know how to catch both the knife and whatever you're getting
if you want to stretch it you could also say technically it comes with junker queen's passive as she uses the dagger for her quick melee when she has it, meaning you'll never go without having at least a knife to protect yourself if say you get mugged by somebody out of nowhere
Used to think about it? I still think about using cool powers from things I watch all the time.
Suzu will actually be really good irl. You can get rid of all status ailments. Backpain? Suzu, literally burning alive? Suzu, cancer? Suzu, food poisoning? Suzu, allergies? Suzu
I haven't seen anyone mention it, but Lucio's audio medic abilities would revolutionize medicine. Imagine having the ability to just place a speaker inside of a hospital, play a single song, and everyone in a certain radius can heal severe battle wounds in seconds. And, it doesn't have the issues that the biotics have with other characters healing abilities, because this just needs speakers to be replicated. The infrastructure already exists to bring this tech to nearly every corner of the globe, meaning that quality of life and life expectancy for the common person would sky rocket. It can't fix everything, but it would be a revolution in recovering from basic injuries and would aid massively during treatments for various diseases.
Okay, you’re never forced to attack with gravitic flux in Overwatch, so therefore I can just, fly in the sky.
Ye. Sigma is still a hard one for me just because it’s a bit complex on what you can do
"hey, can you artillery strike real quick to find my child" 💀
3:26 Y'know, as I get older I think about this exact sentence more and more.
10:34 heres a bright idea! A leash!!!
That’s great
Another W video from Kendel 👍
I love to have Mei's abilities. She's got nice self defense.
Also, making ice out of thin air
the amount of "If I'm being shot" in this video 💀
Before teleporting with shadowstep you could say "Wakanda forever!"
Graviton surge: Use various weights that the surge lifts up, then they fall back down- all this movement generates electricity
Dva: Bomb
Doom: Meteor strike
Junker queen: Adrenaline rush, her passive
Orsia: Sell whatever is the most
Ramarta: Void barrier
Rein: Barrier field. Think about it. these charterers can take quite a few shots, so something that has 1.4 k health would be good for protecting.
Hog: Hook
Sigma: Grav, you can fly and if sigma doesnt hit anyone it cancels
Winton: Jump pack because of its short cooldown
Ball: Ball. Roll, to be more exact
zara: sell beam
ashe: bawb cause bawb
bastion: sell/use strike to milatray
cree: deadeye for mass murder
echo: glide
gengi: cyber ability
hanzo: storm bow cause cool
junkrat: total mayhem
mei: ice wall for mobility to get up to places
pharah: hover jets
reaper: shadow step
shourjon: power slide
solider: sprint, you never get out of breath
sombra: stealth
sym:tele
torb: overload for speed
tracer: blink
widow: hook
ana: sleep dart
bap: gun to heal and cool shoot shoot
brig: inspire
kirko: swift step if no range, otherwwise healing
lifeweaver: tree
lucio: crossfade
mercy: res
moria: fade
zen: orb of harmony
What made you think take a breather goes in hog’s neck? He wears a gas mask, he puts it in the air intake of the mask. A real life analogous form of it would be putting it in your mouth, assuming you don’t get the mask with it.
Doom rocket punch like bro if I someone got me angry I would punch them into nothing
Id love to take certain weapons just so i can display them in my house. Just so I can point at the real Dragonblade on my wall and say "Yes, I own this."
Duplicate, for 15 seconds, even for 15 seconds, I can be a Gundam.
I’m going to assume that hack gives me sombra’s hacking skills which would make me pick hack because sombra is insane in lore.
Id choose reinhardts shield, to protect myself from the sandals
i want guardian angel irl
guardian angel and angels descent are seperate abilities. You would fall to the ground and die instantly
Luckily you can still fly to people as guardian angel, you just better catch yourself before falling over xD
@@Anagh8yes, if the person is in the air, if the person is on the ground you would just stand next to them after
@@BobOrKlaus u still kind of float a meter above the ground before falling down. Also what if you accidentally crouch.
36:06 with tracer's recall you could like slap your teacher or cheat then recall having felt the satisfaction of slapping that son of a bitch or knowing the answer to the question. Literally time travel, the strongest ability in the game
But the teacher would still remember that I think. If I remember correctly, Tracer's time powers work only on her.
@dimenwolf In lore it can be both.
by the logic of being able to launch a fire strike with your hands, IE the assumption that ability works even without presumed pre-requisite of said ability, wouldn't D'va's mech abilities then just be operated by... you? not a mech but just you spontaneously growing boosters and flying or such
Does photon barrier wrap around the entire globe when you use it? If so I'm definitely picking that for Symmetra.
No it does end, it’s like a big hexagon shape when she holds it out before deploying it in game
I think they said that it is just super big in an interview once. Like it’s a couple miles long (I can’t remember)
I just realised that opportunist for sombra would be good for people looking for survivors in natural disasters. Boom amazing option.
Wraith form is probably one of the worst things you can choose from spa’s because remember Reaper can do that because of the experiments from Moria the experiments that put in a state between life and death the gives him a lot of pain so much that it’s unbearable, but some how he’s able to get through it
Just the power tho
He chose Wraith form, not the secret "pain" passive duh
For this video, you should have done one game ability and one ability based on their lore
my 9 years old self liked this video.
Thank you
Particle cannon is easily the best zarya ability. It makes you pretty much immune for the next two seconds plus you have two of them. So if you're about to fall to your death you can just particle barrier and live
20:40 here me know out. Echo’s ult gives a moment of invincibility so if you do end up falling just duplicate someone when you are about to hit the ground
Enderpearling as a kid? God I feel old as that was me in High School playing beta, power brainstorming was a thing I did though as a kid though I always picked vehicles or weapons (mainly due to sci-fi being my frequent genre. But my power I wanted was links wind magic from OoT to teleport spam or Dark Jak’s abilities (both from Jak 2 and 3 combined would be best, invincibility, invisibility, and the ability to enlarge yourself to twice your size (give or take) being tall all my life meant faster walking, running, and high jumps.) as for overwatch it’s easy I have a list smaller than the roster of heroes but mostly Zens orbs, Lucios speed boost, and Mercy’s wings and I’d be set for life. Fun topic that kicked up some fun memories
Transcendence, gives immortality to everyone
I would have Lucio’s Spotify playlist. If I’m running late to something I could put on tunes and be zooming around
**sppppeeeeeddd**
For Lucio, just take crossfade and move into the hospital
The video that i didnt know i needed.
That solo ult in the sigma part was... justified
its mei, what did you expect me to say?
I like how often falling off of a great height was used- How often are you in this situation in real life??
Imagine you have junk's total mayhem, you are dying or a terminal illness as your whole family is gathered around your death bed watching you take your final breaths, i think you know where this is going.
Edit: i made this comment part way through the video before he said the exact same thing
@KendelR Blizzard would actually be a War Crime because freezing people counts as torturing to death because they die after you freeze them
im sorry but lifeweaver has an instant elevator that you can use to get the cookie jar
4:33 he also gets the ability to pull ANY metal object assuming he has the glove that pulls the blade instead of just pulling the blade with no glove
Note: this is the assumption that where taking the short movie as how the glove would work
Probably reapers wraith form because in the trailers and animations he pretty much becomes smoke and can go basically wherever he wants
at least I was in the background at one point. It was me dying, but I was still there
good opinions tho
XD
Forge hammer heals technology just by smacking it
you'd be the best engineer/mechanic
honestly climbing on any surface is pretty cool
11:39 for sigma, I would definitely go for his ult, so I can just randomly fly and pull stuff in the air sometimes
Edit: kinetic grasp would shut down every land fill
Mean bully at your school?
Earthshatter
Someone with a weapon?
Earthshatter
Karen?
Earthshatter
Life weaver pull just pull anyone you hate right towards you and unleash the power of god
to solve dvas puzzle you could chose call mech so you could just call it and get all the upgrades
3:50 so every 6 mins you can sky dive without a parachute.
I don't think looking for a lost child with an artillery cannon that automatically shoots at the end of it's duration is a good idea...
kendel: eh i don't rlly have a use for guns
also kendel: BEING ABLE TO ACCURATELY SHOOT THINGS WOULD BE SO COOL
🤣🤣
My other options were a gun, grenade or somersault soooooo
@@KendelR 🤣🤣🤣
i'm definitely taking kitsune rush imagine popping it to clean your house or dishes
Since you can simply not use the flux part of gravities flux. You can use it for just the flying part.
and you can basketbal very good
Not sure if they would allow it but true xD
24:32 Imagine dying in your mother's arms with this one
Actually, Signa’s abilities don’t use any tech. He was exposed to a gravity experiment which both rendered him insane and gave him gravity powers. So, you can’t sell it, if you have the ability you’re probably at least a bit mentally unstable, but hey you’ve got gravity powers. I think the only things in Sigma’s kit that aren’t from the experiment are the barrier and the spheres.
Kiriko’s temptation ability is just ninjutsu from Naruto lol 😂
Sig can choose not to do a gravitic flux so you can fly around every few minutes
Mei’s weapon is actually a war crime
I'd choose Protection Suzu over Healing Ofuda any time.
Just think about it: "Throwing a protective charm at someone to make them briefly invulnerable, and *cleanse them from most negative effects* "
Just imagine how much sickness you could cure with that ability.
Oh, you have the flu, let me fix that. CHIME! you are now healthy again.
Oh, you have a broken bone? CHIME! - It is now fixed. You're welcome.
Cancer? pffft.. CHIME! - Congratulations, you are now cancer-free!
Yeah, I'd say that this ability would be the holy grail of medical advancements.
Also, this would be the absolute ability which I'd choose for myself. Being able to fully heal someone for the greater good, that would be amazing.
love the vids kendel
Self destruct😔
😞
When I think of mercy’s resurrection I would think instead they would kill the person then have me resurrect them because it would be faster
Kinetic grasp would be great you could fix problems like plastic in the ocean
you could make a living as a top baseball player with deflect also you could probably repurpose mei's endothermic blaster technology for some really good ac
Okay, what an amazing Genji deflect idea. I want to change my answer
not wanting wallride immediately for lucio is wild
Oh that was my original choice. Just changed it because healing people in a hospital with no effort sounds cool too
@@KendelR Pun intended?
with the endothermic belastet you can cool drinks anf stop icecteam from melting
I would choose echos Duplicate because if someone tries to fight you, you could just duplicate them and be just as powerful as them and even if they beat you you just turn back to your regular self and don't die.
on rienhardt it says on the hammer that it is a rocket hammer which means that it uses a rocket. so you could still light i fir with it and as a plus you would have really big hammer.
For me its gotta be commanding shout, jagged blade, carnage, junkrat's passive, moira's fade.. theres alot of good ones