Jack: only has 65 cents Me, equally as broke: “are we...are we gonna dine and dash?!” 👀 Jack: .... Me: “fine. But I’m not bailing you out of jail when YOU get busted 😜” *takes off running. The idea of holding hands is long forgotten.*
Jack: You can have everything in my pockets, and when my hands are empty I wouldn't blame you if..... what are you doing? Me: *Going through his pockets*.....Nothin'
I just got money put on my card so i could go support you on patreon, i was uber excited but before i knew it all the money had been taken off my card and went into a bullshit subscription i didn't even know i had. i am so LIVID. but mostly super bummed :(
When in the Course of human events, it becomes necessary for one people to dissolve the political bands which have connected them with another, and to assume among the powers of the earth, the separate and equal station to which the Laws of Nature and of Nature's God entitle them, a decent respect to the opinions of mankind requires that they should declare the causes which impel them to the separation. We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness.--That to secure these rights, Governments are instituted among Men, deriving their just powers from the consent of the governed, --That whenever any Form of Government becomes destructive of these ends, it is the Right of the People to alter or to abolish it, and to institute new Government, laying its foundation on such principles and organizing its powers in such form, as to them shall seem most likely to effect their Safety and Happiness. Prudence, indeed, will dictate that Governments long established should not be changed for light and transient causes; and accordingly all experience hath shewn, that mankind are more disposed to suffer, while evils are sufferable, than to right themselves by abolishing the forms to which they are accustomed. But when a long train of abuses and usurpations, pursuing invariably the same Object evinces a design to reduce them under absolute Despotism, it is their right, it is their duty, to throw off such Government, and to provide new Guards for their future security.--Such has been the patient sufferance of these Colonies; and such is now the necessity which constrains them to alter their former Systems of Government. The history of the present King of Great Britain is a history of repeated injuries and usurpations, all having in direct object the establishment of an absolute Tyranny over these States. To prove this, let Facts be submitted to a candid world.He has refused his Assent to Laws, the most wholesome and necessary for the public good. He has forbidden his Governors to pass Laws of immediate and pressing importance, unless suspended in their operation till his Assent should be obtained; and when so suspended, he has utterly neglected to attend to them. He has refused to pass other Laws for the accommodation of large districts of people, unless those people would relinquish the right of Representation in the Legislature, a right inestimable to them and formidable to tyrants only. He has called together legislative bodies at places unusual, uncomfortable, and distant from the depository of their public Records, for the sole purpose of fatiguing them into compliance with his measures. He has dissolved Representative Houses repeatedly, for opposing with manly firmness his invasions on the rights of the people. He has refused for a long time, after such dissolutions, to cause others to be elected; whereby the Legislative powers, incapable of Annihilation, have returned to the People at large for their exercise; the State remaining in the mean time exposed to all the dangers of invasion from without, and convulsions within. He has endeavoured to prevent the population of these States; for that purpose obstructing the Laws for Naturalization of Foreigners; refusing to pass others to encourage their migrations hither, and raising the conditions of new Appropriations of Lands. He has obstructed the Administration of Justice, by refusing his Assent to Laws for establishing Judiciary powers. He has made Judges dependent on his Will alone, for the tenure of their offices, and the amount and payment of their salaries. He has erected a multitude of New Offices, and sent hither swarms of Officers to harrass our people, and eat out their substance. He has kept among us, in times of peace, Standing Armies without the Consent of our legislatures.For Quartering large bodies of armed troops among us: For protecting them, by a mock Trial, from punishment for any Murders which they should commit on the Inhabitants of these States: For cutting off our Trade with all parts of the world: For imposing Taxes on us without our Consent: For depriving us in many cases, of the benefits of Trial by Jury: For transporting us beyond Seas to be tried for pretended offences For abolishing the free System of English Laws in a neighbouring Province, establishing therein an Arbitrary government, and enlarging its Boundaries so as to render it at once an example and fit instrument for introducing the same absolute rule into these Colonies: For taking away our Charters, abolishing our most valuable Laws, and altering fundamentally the Forms of our Governments: For suspending our own Legislatures, and declaring themselves invested with power to legislate for us in all cases whatsoever. He has abdicated Government here, by declaring us out of his Protection and waging War against us. He has plundered our seas, ravaged our Coasts, burnt our towns, and destroyed the lives of our people. He is at this time transporting large Armies of foreign Mercenaries to compleat the works of death, desolation and tyranny, already begun with circumstances of Cruelty & perfidy scarcely paralleled in the most barbarous ages, and totally unworthy the Head of a civilized nation. He has constrained our fellow Citizens taken Captive on the high Seas to bear Arms against their Country, to become the executioners of their friends and Brethren, or to fall themselves by their Hands. He has excited domestic insurrections amongst us, and has endeavoured to bring on the inhabitants of our frontiers, the merciless Indian Savages, whose known rule of warfare, is an undistinguished destruction of all ages, sexes and conditions. In every stage of these Oppressions We have Petitioned for Redress in the most humble terms: Our repeated Petitions have been answered only by repeated injury. A Prince whose character is thus marked by every act which may define a Tyrant, is unfit to be the ruler of a free people.Nor have We been wanting in attentions to our Brittish brethren. We have warned them from time to time of attempts by their legislature to extend an unwarrantable jurisdiction over us. We have reminded them of the circumstances of our emigration and settlement here. We have appealed to their native justice and magnanimity, and we have conjured them by the ties of our common kindred to disavow these usurpations, which, would inevitably interrupt our connections and correspondence. They too have been deaf to the voice of justice and of consanguinity. We must, therefore, acquiesce in the necessity, which denounces our Separation, and hold them, as we hold the rest of mankind, Enemies in War, in Peace Friends. We, therefore, the Representatives of the united States of America, in General Congress, Assembled, appealing to the Supreme Judge of the world for the rectitude of our intentions, do, in the Name, and by Authority of the good People of these Colonies, solemnly publish and declare, That these United Colonies are, and of Right ought to be Free and Independent States; that they are Absolved from all Allegiance to the British Crown, and that all political connection between them and the State of Great Britain, is and ought to be totally dissolved; and that as Free and Independent States, they have full Power to levy War, conclude Peace, contract Alliances, establish Commerce, and to do all other Acts and Things which Independent States may of right do. And for the support of this Declaration, with a firm reliance on the protection of divine Providence, we mutually pledge to each other our Lives, our Fortunes and our sacred Honor. There's the declaration of independence
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"[Pretend Boyfriend]"
Jeez yuuri, you didn't have to call me out like that
Felt that 😘🖤🥀
You too huh?
Yep felt that like an ice pick to the brain... 😭
omg that was honestly what was going in my head
This hurt- 😢
Him: Love muffin
Me:
League
Of
Villainous
Evildoers
Maniacally
United
For
Frightening
Investments
In
Naughtiness
👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏
OMG that reference
yussssss
Nice
PARRY THE PLATYPUS, WHAT A WONDERFUL SURPRISE.
*has 65 cents*
Me: ooo- you know what that means
Him: ............... I don’t have enough money for chicken nuggets-
I'm so glad someone else thought of that to.
Jack: only has 65 cents
Me, equally as broke: “are we...are we gonna dine and dash?!” 👀
Jack: ....
Me: “fine. But I’m not bailing you out of jail when YOU get busted 😜” *takes off running. The idea of holding hands is long forgotten.*
Kimberly Jack doesn’t have enough money for chicken nuggets.
“Your aunt is ruthless in cards! She shows no mercy!”
Me being Mexican: Honey- no ones safe in Lotería (A Mexican bingo)
*shudders at memories of that* Don’t remind me
*agreeing laughter in Black*
Jack: You can have everything in my pockets, and when my hands are empty I wouldn't blame you if..... what are you doing?
Me: *Going through his pockets*.....Nothin'
“In my pockets are the keys to my crappy car.”
A-are we... are we gonna... i-in the... ya know?
Jack: At our age, holidays are not what I expected them to be how, life isn’t what I expected it to be.
same Jack. sAME
Just wait until the listener's family gets that "extra long" edition of Monopoly.
If you ever say m’lady again I’m going to be legally required to roundhouse kick you
How deep is Jack in with those bookies to settle for $20 to be a fake boyfriend?
I mean, $.65 and a Blockbuster card says pretty deep
This makes my heart swell.. ☺️
"We are going all in"
Me: o-oh o-ok -///-
Great aunt tryna get the dust knocked off her cheeks-
STOOOP OMG FSUFDGF
KSKSKSKAKS IM DONE WITH YOU GUYS
RHSGJDBSGJDGGBE💀💀💀
* WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEZE * XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
This video is awesome keep up the good work Yuuri Voice
Awwww that was such a cute line at the end!
"Who cares if ur still sinnnnnngjdhdreh-"
Me: *intense death stare*
"Uhh how u are :D"
Moriah script! 💜 And schnookums... I love it! Okay, this was incredibly sweet.
Love muffin? Shnokums? ADORABLE 😳❤️✨
Aye, aye, Yuuri, my guy. I'm tryna sleep here, why you gotta do me like this at 4 AM😤
I’m so excited for Christmas 🎄
Loved this video can't wait for more.
i love all these adorable nicknames
We straight up said aight ima head out, and tbh i aint complainin
This makes me feel better
I'm laughing my butt off
Fuckkk I felt that. How do all my friends have it more together than me?
"shnuckums~"
me: "Angel? Is that you?"
This is how many names he calls me By a different name
👇
Hello fellow comment scroller
I really don't know why I commented this I just had the need to comment something
Hola
@@discwar7379 bonjour/hello/hola
Thank you for this comment
@@kimtheblaisan9004 no problem
Finally early :) i love these🖤🖤
Oh shiz for a second there I thought we were going to elope.
Can you pls continue Leon I would be so thankful 🤩❤
It’s sad because they would just judge him in spanish they wouldn’t even understand him😭
I just got money put on my card so i could go support you on patreon, i was uber excited but before i knew it all the money had been taken off my card and went into a bullshit subscription i didn't even know i had. i am so LIVID. but mostly super bummed :(
Wow I'm actually early to something for once. xD
I'll take the stick of gum
Happy Birthday to me, Happy Birthday to me, Happy Birthday dear Cynthia, Happy Birthday to me 🎶
guess who’s early? is it..kristen? i think it is 🤧💓😂
More plz
Could you um..do asmr of hop? Leon's brother? If you want
But . . . like still smexy
Ladies get yourself a man like jack over here
Finally early haha
😅
When in the Course of human events, it becomes necessary for one people to dissolve the political bands which have connected them with another, and to assume among the powers of the earth, the separate and equal station to which the Laws of Nature and of Nature's God entitle them, a decent respect to the opinions of mankind requires that they should declare the causes which impel them to the separation.
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness.--That to secure these rights, Governments are instituted among Men, deriving their just powers from the consent of the governed, --That whenever any Form of Government becomes destructive of these ends, it is the Right of the People to alter or to abolish it, and to institute new Government, laying its foundation on such principles and organizing its powers in such form, as to them shall seem most likely to effect their Safety and Happiness. Prudence, indeed, will dictate that Governments long established should not be changed for light and transient causes; and accordingly all experience hath shewn, that mankind are more disposed to suffer, while evils are sufferable, than to right themselves by abolishing the forms to which they are accustomed. But when a long train of abuses and usurpations, pursuing invariably the same Object evinces a design to reduce them under absolute Despotism, it is their right, it is their duty, to throw off such Government, and to provide new Guards for their future security.--Such has been the patient sufferance of these Colonies; and such is now the necessity which constrains them to alter their former Systems of Government. The history of the present King of Great Britain is a history of repeated injuries and usurpations, all having in direct object the establishment of an absolute Tyranny over these States. To prove this, let Facts be submitted to a candid world.He has refused his Assent to Laws, the most wholesome and necessary for the public good.
He has forbidden his Governors to pass Laws of immediate and pressing importance, unless suspended in their operation till his Assent should be obtained; and when so suspended, he has utterly neglected to attend to them.
He has refused to pass other Laws for the accommodation of large districts of people, unless those people would relinquish the right of Representation in the Legislature, a right inestimable to them and formidable to tyrants only.
He has called together legislative bodies at places unusual, uncomfortable, and distant from the depository of their public Records, for the sole purpose of fatiguing them into compliance with his measures.
He has dissolved Representative Houses repeatedly, for opposing with manly firmness his invasions on the rights of the people.
He has refused for a long time, after such dissolutions, to cause others to be elected; whereby the Legislative powers, incapable of Annihilation, have returned to the People at large for their exercise; the State remaining in the mean time exposed to all the dangers of invasion from without, and convulsions within.
He has endeavoured to prevent the population of these States; for that purpose obstructing the Laws for Naturalization of Foreigners; refusing to pass others to encourage their migrations hither, and raising the conditions of new Appropriations of Lands.
He has obstructed the Administration of Justice, by refusing his Assent to Laws for establishing Judiciary powers.
He has made Judges dependent on his Will alone, for the tenure of their offices, and the amount and payment of their salaries.
He has erected a multitude of New Offices, and sent hither swarms of Officers to harrass our people, and eat out their substance.
He has kept among us, in times of peace, Standing Armies without the Consent of our legislatures.For Quartering large bodies of armed troops among us:
For protecting them, by a mock Trial, from punishment for any Murders which they should commit on the Inhabitants of these States:
For cutting off our Trade with all parts of the world:
For imposing Taxes on us without our Consent:
For depriving us in many cases, of the benefits of Trial by Jury:
For transporting us beyond Seas to be tried for pretended offences
For abolishing the free System of English Laws in a neighbouring Province, establishing therein an Arbitrary government, and enlarging its Boundaries so as to render it at once an example and fit instrument for introducing the same absolute rule into these Colonies:
For taking away our Charters, abolishing our most valuable Laws, and altering fundamentally the Forms of our Governments:
For suspending our own Legislatures, and declaring themselves invested with power to legislate for us in all cases whatsoever.
He has abdicated Government here, by declaring us out of his Protection and waging War against us.
He has plundered our seas, ravaged our Coasts, burnt our towns, and destroyed the lives of our people.
He is at this time transporting large Armies of foreign Mercenaries to compleat the works of death, desolation and tyranny, already begun with circumstances of Cruelty & perfidy scarcely paralleled in the most barbarous ages, and totally unworthy the Head of a civilized nation.
He has constrained our fellow Citizens taken Captive on the high Seas to bear Arms against their Country, to become the executioners of their friends and Brethren, or to fall themselves by their Hands.
He has excited domestic insurrections amongst us, and has endeavoured to bring on the inhabitants of our frontiers, the merciless Indian Savages, whose known rule of warfare, is an undistinguished destruction of all ages, sexes and conditions.
In every stage of these Oppressions We have Petitioned for Redress in the most humble terms: Our repeated Petitions have been answered only by repeated injury. A Prince whose character is thus marked by every act which may define a Tyrant, is unfit to be the ruler of a free people.Nor have We been wanting in attentions to our Brittish brethren. We have warned them from time to time of attempts by their legislature to extend an unwarrantable jurisdiction over us. We have reminded them of the circumstances of our emigration and settlement here. We have appealed to their native justice and magnanimity, and we have conjured them by the ties of our common kindred to disavow these usurpations, which, would inevitably interrupt our connections and correspondence. They too have been deaf to the voice of justice and of consanguinity. We must, therefore, acquiesce in the necessity, which denounces our Separation, and hold them, as we hold the rest of mankind, Enemies in War, in Peace Friends.
We, therefore, the Representatives of the united States of America, in General Congress, Assembled, appealing to the Supreme Judge of the world for the rectitude of our intentions, do, in the Name, and by Authority of the good People of these Colonies, solemnly publish and declare, That these United Colonies are, and of Right ought to be Free and Independent States; that they are Absolved from all Allegiance to the British Crown, and that all political connection between them and the State of Great Britain, is and ought to be totally dissolved; and that as Free and Independent States, they have full Power to levy War, conclude Peace, contract Alliances, establish Commerce, and to do all other Acts and Things which Independent States may of right do. And for the support of this Declaration, with a firm reliance on the protection of divine Providence, we mutually pledge to each other our Lives, our Fortunes and our sacred Honor.
There's the declaration of independence
You’re a bad actor
Huh. Charming.
How dare shu!!!
Well thats rude. Didnt you pay attention in Bambi? "If you don't have anything nice to say don't say nothin at all."
Says the one with a Fake Name
3 likes tho