Brendon Urie's Glabella *discussion later that night* P: Hey Dan, we could end up dying tomorrow. D: .....? P: We could get hit by a bus! D: We never leave the house. P: ... A tornado could rip our house apart when we sleep! D: ... Unlikely. Where is this coming from? P: I figured out that one thing I want to do before I die 😏
I love how Dan is always calling Phil names or something but if someone is remotely like that to Phil (like poking fun at him for liking pumpkin spice lattes) he's all like WHAT'D YOU SAY MATE
That's a normal friend thing. A lot of people are 'mean' to their friends but it doesn't mean that anyone else is allowed to be rude to them. When dan does it he doesn't mean it and phil won't get upset about it. It's not the same with strangers.
This is me right now! I have an AP Art History Exam in 5 days and I have to memorize 250 images and artists and dates and art movements and vocab words but I'm here watching this 😂
hello fellas I never thought about that before but you're totally right. Like Dan is the older brother who incessantly picks on the younger one and Phil is the younger brother who tries to annoy the shit out of the older one. Except if you ever actually cross either of them you're gonna have a bad time from the other.
Whenever Dan blames Phil for something when Phil was just for talking I think "Why can't he just ignore Phil?" Then it comes to me that Dan can't easily just ignore Phil.
3:30 notice how Dan says that Phil was distracting him because he was paying attention to what Phil was saying rather than the game but if he was really paying attention to Phil _talking_ why didn't he remember what he was talking to him about. That's some Sherlock worth analysis my friends
Felinephant Either that, or they just grew out of it naturally. Like, in 2011, Dan was 20 and Phil was 24. They were both really young. Their friendship is going to have a different tenor than when they're 26 and 30. But I do agree that maybe it was an actual discussion - because while "playful banter" like this is normal in a lot of friendships, it can become un-playful very quickly. It's hard to remember why you like someone who's incessantly mean to you. But he's not anymore, Dan has chilled a whole lot.
Felinephant I think that it was both growing out of it and Phil saying something. Dan didn't really have good friends before Phil, and so he may have been a bit rough because he was 1) very young and 2) didn't really know how to act. So, therefore, I think that he was a bit immature in that region. I do think Phil talked to Dan about how sometimes he hurt his feelings, or how he was being too rough sometimes, because there's a notable and abrupt change in the way Dan acts towards him in late videos. I don't think he meant it that way, though. I think he truly thought that's how friends were supposed to act.
He totally is though. Like in this video at 4:42 he'll jumpscare Dan. Or on Phil's side channel, he gave Dan jalapeño gummy bears without telling him what they were. I think Phil messes with Dan just as hard, it's just caught on camera less.
Dan: What is one thing you want to do before you die? *Phil directly gets attached to the question* Dan: Hmm... that would have to be Phil's mum Me: *STARTS SCREAMING IN MY BRAIN*
I got to 0:15 and I paused the video when dan said "you absolute" and then my phone notification went off, it was the most perfect thing ever. just wanted to share it
I saw this in my recommended list & when I scrolled through the comments, I saw that I had liked a comment. I'd seen this video before but had no idea. I watch sooooooo many videos like this that I've lost track of them now.
I will forever love that cut in video footage in the who wants to be a millionaire video where dan explains to phil that he was saying something that sounded like labia
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"actualy shut up" when he said that his accent was so adorable AWE
agam cohen ikrrrrrrr so adorable :3
agam cohen I know right :)
oh hello 189 likes
😊
agam cohen right
"What's the one thing you want to do before you die?"
*Phil intensely stares at Dan*
Brendon Urie's Glabella *discussion later that night*
P: Hey Dan, we could end up dying tomorrow.
D: .....?
P: We could get hit by a bus!
D: We never leave the house.
P: ... A tornado could rip our house apart when we sleep!
D: ... Unlikely. Where is this coming from?
P: I figured out that one thing I want to do before I die 😏
Brendon Urie's Glabella nice profile😂😂
THAT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE ADORABLE STOAPH WITH THE SMUTS ALSDNSJKFLAHGLKSJKA
sorry for shouting
p.s not gonna lie i like it tho
I'm not an alcoholic, I'm Australian. When
Dan: that gotta be Phil's mum
Translation: PHILIP MICHAEL LESTER
aka dan abusing phil and then getting overprotective of him
Not abuse my dude
I can't get over the people taking this joking comment *from a year ago* seriously lol
amethyst amethyst r/wooosh
Abusing is way to strong of a word
@@thatdumbbitch4347 r/woosh
I love how Dan is always calling Phil names or something but if someone is remotely like that to Phil (like poking fun at him for liking pumpkin spice lattes) he's all like WHAT'D YOU SAY MATE
Sophia Han 🤔
Sophia Han I
Sophia Han Dan is the leader of the Phil Lester Defense Squad
That's a normal friend thing. A lot of people are 'mean' to their friends but it doesn't mean that anyone else is allowed to be rude to them. When dan does it he doesn't mean it and phil won't get upset about it. It's not the same with strangers.
Sophia Han Dan Howell aka Phil Lester Defence Squad
phils face at 6:17 when he realized he touched dan again ahahhaha
Alberte Solveig Bækgaard Mortensen aww hahahaha
Holy crap it was like genuine terror in his eyes
420th like
I can't stop laughing 😂
aw
They cannot get any more domestic than this
A little more and they'll be an old married couple istg
gemlikestardust and Dan would be the old wife that tells Phil what to do and his him with her purse
They aren't already?
Well...
Oof satisfying I was the 700th like
just wait until you see what they've been up to the past couple years lmao
0:34 THAT LIP BITING THO WE ALL KNOW YOU WERE ENJOYING IT DAN STOP LYING
i want death so true.
i want death I
I watched the actual video of that one, and I thought the same thing. xD
What video is it, i'm looking everywhere I can't find it anywhere :(((
+Beanie Bag It's truth or dare 2
dan: *slaps phil
dan:PHIIILLLLLL
phil:*dies in spanish
lol rip what does dies in spanish mean
Michelle Koh it means he died in Spanish duh *rolls my eyes in Korean
Shakes my head in French
*muttering anxiously in english
sips tea in australian
I stopped everything I was doing to watch this. I should be writing a nutrition paper but Dan & Phil exist so priorities, amirite?
StuckBeingJessica it shouldn't be but this is my life in one sentence...
StuckBeingJessica write a nutrition paper about dan and phil
This is me right now! I have an AP Art History Exam in 5 days and I have to memorize 250 images and artists and dates and art movements and vocab words but I'm here watching this 😂
StuckBeingJessica this comment made me realize i forgot to finish my food and nutrition poster over the weekend and I have a partner, shit
StuckBeingJessica write “watching phan” in to it then 😂
Dan: Hits phils arm
PHILLL
poor phil just takes it 😂
Aësthetic Crïs I love that part so much!!! 6:38
Watching things like this really shows that Dan was an older brother and Phil was a younger, just by the way they act.
RenaRoo123 0:33 brothers""
hello fellas I never thought about that before but you're totally right. Like Dan is the older brother who incessantly picks on the younger one and Phil is the younger brother who tries to annoy the shit out of the older one. Except if you ever actually cross either of them you're gonna have a bad time from the other.
I didn't say they were brothers. I just meant the way they carry themselves you can tell that dan was an older sibling and Phil was a younger one
+RenaRoo123 she was saying that too xD
Omg this is so true I never realized it before
aww when Phil said that at end. 😭😭 reminds me of when Dan said" my bestest buddy"
Nicole Light when was that
MY BWESTED BWUDDY
Phil:' Don't do weird stuffs to me, I can't see'
DAN:' well that was an open invitation now, wasn't it'
I can't with Dan...
IKR
Dan was so much more violent when he was "younger". 5:05 poor Phil, am I right?
Kiki Nova he literally straight up slapped Phil across the face
Poor phil why does this make me so sad for him
The way he looks at dan after dan slaps him across the face makes me so sad
It’s all okay now...luckily:(
B3autySparks aack yea
"Consensual banter" .....is that what you call it now?
magic.unicorn.eats.souls Yes. That’s a pg 13 way of saying bdsm
-dan and phil being mean to each other-
*dan being mean to phil lol*
dan loves to bother phil but the second someone says anything remotely negative about phil he literally goes full murderer
claire cant blame him, phil is a bean that must be protected at all costs
Mineral Water you’re not wrong
it gives no one can talk about my idiot besides me energy lol
My poor sunshine baby! Dan is abusing my Phil's benevolence. Please save him from this tall lesbian xDDD
Zelda Padilla 😂
Zelda Padilla this needs way more likes lol
Zelda Padilla 😂😂😂
Nooo dan is my dad back off
oh my god i know u SHAHSHAHAHAH
Dan's flirting is so obvious. oml ❤️
lazypoui is a bear IKR 😭❤️
stop
@@tundrance whhhhy do people think like this???? There friends..... They've said that MANY times..... UGGGH
@@Blu_Berry_Jam i know its fucking gross
@@Blu_Berry_Jam the fact that people keep forcing this belief that they're in a gay relationship is so stupid
5:17 phil went in for that hand hold
june 2019
WAIT OMG
It's hilarious because most of this video is of Dan beating the crap outta Phil!! XD
I just realized how much Dan and I are alike.. abusing our friends for the lols.
alyssa why same
*friends*
Yep. And my psychotic thoughts, mental health issues, stupid ideas... literally every video of his I relate to.
Samee
Same tho
This is how I spend my time
Time well spent
Whenever Dan blames Phil for something when Phil was just for talking I think "Why can't he just ignore Phil?" Then it comes to me that Dan can't easily just ignore Phil.
"Do you want to just sit in silence?"
AND NOW I JUST SIT IN SILENCE!
(Tøp reference :P)
JustA Person |-/
JustA Person |-/
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this video also can be called 'Dan being mean compilation.'
Alison Brennan or "dan and phil being kinky"
phils eyelash "Dan being kinky and Phil unintentionally starting it" 😂
greeneyesmetblack
Yes.
Ali B Dan and Phil have bdsm time
I love how dan yells at phil to shut up when he didn't say anything at 5:41
Terra Hansen Phil was talking before and Dan was playing then told him to shut up lmao
3:30 notice how Dan says that Phil was distracting him because he was paying attention to what Phil was saying rather than the game but if he was really paying attention to Phil _talking_ why didn't he remember what he was talking to him about. That's some Sherlock worth analysis my friends
Aidyn i n t e r e s t i n g
O
This slaps alternatively
Nice use of synonyms from
'this hits different' 😁👍
Dan: i'm 26
Also Dan: whines like a baby when he loses and acts like a small child when he wins
nctzenn
3:01 Phil saying idiot is my aesthetic
0:22 awww Phil was so defensive and when I first watched that I literally thought there was gonna be a fight I was scared😂
what's the one thing you want to do before you die?
DID ANYBODY SEE PHIL INSTANTLY LOOK AT THE BACK OF DANS HEAD
He wants to do dan before he dies
Idk what am I doing I am not normally like this
Phil: Lightly pats on the head
Dan: *KILLS*
5:03
I think Phil had a chat with Dan about how rough he was being when they were younger, because they're definitely nicer to each other now.
Felinephant Either that, or they just grew out of it naturally. Like, in 2011, Dan was 20 and Phil was 24. They were both really young. Their friendship is going to have a different tenor than when they're 26 and 30. But I do agree that maybe it was an actual discussion - because while "playful banter" like this is normal in a lot of friendships, it can become un-playful very quickly. It's hard to remember why you like someone who's incessantly mean to you. But he's not anymore, Dan has chilled a whole lot.
Felinephant I think that it was both growing out of it and Phil saying something. Dan didn't really have good friends before Phil, and so he may have been a bit rough because he was 1) very young and 2) didn't really know how to act. So, therefore, I think that he was a bit immature in that region. I do think Phil talked to Dan about how sometimes he hurt his feelings, or how he was being too rough sometimes, because there's a notable and abrupt change in the way Dan acts towards him in late videos.
I don't think he meant it that way, though. I think he truly thought that's how friends were supposed to act.
i don't think ppl viewing this video take it serious dan straight up hits and slaps phil :(
*dan being mean to phil
FINALLY! "Asshole" was censored as a whole
#STOPPHILABUSE2017
#STOPPHILABUSE2018
#STOPPHILABUSE2019
I’ll come here next year
I’ll come back here the year after the next year after the next and the next
#STOPPHILABUSE2020
Phil's face when dan just went "fuck" before saying "I'm not gonna touch you again"
Ada Gjerding when?
Analise 6:16
thank you yeah i didn't realize it was at the end when i wrote that lol but his face was great
TH-cam really knows what’s its doing with these recommendations
No one:
Everyone: tHis hItS diFfErent
Phil: I just want to sit in silence
*Physically remembers the Vessel era*
Kathy Shorty 😂
Kathy Shorty *has a seizure*
My mom is talking to my therapist ALONE so I'm sitting in the lobby watching this 😂😂😭
*_Jeezus. Younger Dan was so violet.. I'm terrified.._*
-•Yui Hanshi-• he was so purple?
I think you better get a new computer or adjust your television.
"im right up your butt" i love how phil is innocent so he doesn't even realise how wrong that sounds 😂
playlist maker oh he knows what he says m8
just clicked on this and pauses to ask is Phil ever even mean to Dan????
He totally is though. Like in this video at 4:42 he'll jumpscare Dan. Or on Phil's side channel, he gave Dan jalapeño gummy bears without telling him what they were. I think Phil messes with Dan just as hard, it's just caught on camera less.
Gianna i don’t think I’ve ever seen phil hit dan though. Idk
"OW!!" "PHIlLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!" is the best one
Eula Chaves lmao just watched that one sorry I’m super late
2:20 the look your momma gives you when you do something in public
"do you smell me about to punch you?" new favorite Dan quote.
" you just wanna sit in silence on the gaming channel"
**remembers the sit in silence eye thing top tweeted**
me:ughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Marissa Salett AYE THEY'RE BACK
i just saw three tøp related comments in a row lmao
Not anymore :D
"the ones you hurt the most, you love the most"
1st one dan and phil love it
Emily john good
I Love SUGA, BTS and BIGBANG thanks
drambreen iftikhar // my bias is jimin hello
0:33 after dan says "come on" he gulps and then bites his lip-
WHAT THE FU-
I-
ryd - IDK WHY BUT I CAN HEAR YOUR REACTION NSNFJRKR
Phil's face at 0:42 I am crying 😭
Poor Phil always getting bullied by Dan😂😂 But that's how their friendship works😂😂
All of these OLD dan and Phil videos hitting SO DIFFERENT
Literally hitting lol
Dan: What is one thing you want to do before you die?
*Phil directly gets attached to the question*
Dan: Hmm... that would have to be Phil's mum
Me: *STARTS SCREAMING IN MY BRAIN*
4:40 okay why is Phil so adorable???
Aliya's Ideas bc he’s Phil
More like Dan being mean to Phil
they're just playing around, calm down
There just joking and phil knows it, they do it all the time.
It's a joke there playing around u fuck
bridget WHATS THE DIFFERANCE
🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️
Phil: "don't do weird things to me because I can't see"
OooooOOooo
I got to 0:15 and I paused the video when dan said "you absolute" and then my phone notification went off, it was the most perfect thing ever.
just wanted to share it
3:29 why is Dan pointing at Phil so cute😂😂
I saw this in my recommended list & when I scrolled through the comments, I saw that I had liked a comment. I'd seen this video before but had no idea. I watch sooooooo many videos like this that I've lost track of them now.
Sarah Loulaj I think it's because the creator changed the name because the same thing happened to me
me: h-
youtube: is the impact inconsistent
all of this smacks differently
Is it just me or do you think it is so adorable how dan say something about phils mum and phil defends her so much
Dan called phil a Dildo.... what does this mean? What is he implying?
KCfire 726 (josh) dun dun DUN!!!
KCfire 726 lmao
@@i.have.problems3165 wtf ur channel name makes sense
@@roroo yea
all of these hit differently but in a good way
the video being presented has given an unfamiliar slap in which has taken me aghast
2:14 Oof I felt that look
6:16 Phil's gave after he touched Dan had me DYING 😂
Phil’s hand: *obviously going into inner thigh direction*
Dan:
Dan:
Dan, after waiting several seconds: *GEt oFF mE*
lol
6:38 MADE ME LAUGH SO HARD ITS THREE AM I HOPE I DIDNT WAKE UP MY PARENTS
Went from this to a compilation of dan and phil complimenting each other. That's love bitch.
Ashtree28 ME TOO LMAO
Ashtree28 I CAME FROM THAT ONE
( 5:54 )
Phil:*knock knock* hello
Dan:Whos there
Phil: I hate you
At 2:13, dan looks like he’s about to disown Phil
Forgive me God.
It. Hits. Different.
idk why but phil saying 'chill out dan' gives *me* chills
0:02 omg that laugh is ADORABLE
I literally screamed at him when he slapped Phil
I saw Dan do the ladders sign and I screamed ladders so hard that my mom burst in my room with a knife because she thought I was being stabbed
lillybunny and then everyone clapped
hits different
*accidentally hits Phil when playing wii sports*
“PHIL!”
2:12 I know dan is joking but I feel so bad for phil😣 i just want to give him a hug lol
therealrolo * me too😞
Phil's "Ow", always when Dan punch him is so adorable...
Change my mind.
Dan abusing Phil for 7 minutes ‘straight’ 😂
Maddie Mace hA
Phil: *is quiet *
Dan: *loses* Shut up... shut up
😂😂Phil looked so scared and innocent awe
5:10 HE ACTUALLY HIT PHIL!! TAKE UR HANDS OFF MY BBY
i love how whenever someone insults phil he’s just like “no you ass only i’m allowed to do that”
When he said "Gotta be Phil's mum" I thought he was gonna say "Gotta be Phil"
"Chill out, Dan"
Please for the love of god Dan, listen to Phil.
*loud slap*
Phil:oww
Dan: PHILLLL
‘OH YoU dIsStRaCtEd Me I BlaMe You EnTIreLy’
this is a literal married couple arguing i swear to god
I will forever love that cut in video footage in the who wants to be a millionaire video where dan explains to phil that he was saying something that sounded like labia
When Dan is so sadistic sometimessss. Loveee it.
And Phil being all sorry sorry don't hurt me. Yeah Im weird.
this shit hits DIFFERENT now
Honestly dan is a fucking cat. Something gets near him and he swats at it & lols
Now I need a Dan being really nice to Phil