Obi-Wan Kenobi: Oh, calm down, Palpatine. You have been given a great honor. To be a Sith and to be on the Jedi Council - it’s never happened before. The fact of the matter is, you are too close to Anakin. The council doesn’t like it when he interferes in Jedi affairs
Can I admit something really weird? I like Star Wars, but I've never been anything close to a mega fan... but I still like content like yours sometimes, just because I always admire the sheer passion the most dedicated members of a fandom can put out. It comes through in what they produce.
So that bit in the novelization of ROTS when Palpatine offers Anakin anything he ever wanted and Anakin starts naming things like an expensive speeder and eventually the entire Corellian system and Palpatine keeps saying it could be yours? What if Anakin just insists on owning the Corellian system as his price?
I would love to see a What if Mace and the other Masters live-streamed their attempted arrest of Palpatine? The moment they get to the Office they go live without Palpatine being aware. As for why they decided to livestream it to the Holonet for accountability and transparency. They wanted to be on the up and up. This could make for a fascinating story. Or one where Palpatine has a Hot Mic moment thinking it was off and then says something awful or only a Sith would know. You may be an all-powerful Sith lord but even a hot mic moment can still take you down. lol Ive posted this to a few of the Star Wars what if makers hoping one might like the idea enough to make something of it. hope you don't mind if I share it here. I love your stories with a more serious tone but I have to admit even you Death stick crazed Yoda is funny.
I've seen some very good fanfiction on this topic. In general, I think that the Republic will not want to deal with them, so as not to bring another war to their Galaxy, and the Separatists will try to get the Transformers technology, as the MECH did in TFP.
What if there were other jedi like anakin and thought like him and joined him after order 66? Also never stop with yoda crack vids! Your vids make up my day
Nice video as always, StarWarsQuill. Also; what if after learning Palpatine was Darth Sidious, instead of telling a single Jedi and perhaps remembering the Fives incident, Anakin-in a panic-went to the Jedi Temple Signal Beacon and alerted every single Jedi in the galaxy that Supreme Chancellor Palpatine was Darth Sidious and in the broadcast warned the Jedi to be cautious with the clones, thus leaving the Jedi on the battlefield ready for Order 66 and those in the Temple ready for an attack and to evacuate?
The Force itself said, 'Uh. Nice try, but The Jedi must die!" With the fall of Palpatine Coruscant was suddenly rocked with violent geological tremors. Tremors that continued to grow in intensity until the planet sheared itself apart in a massive explosion. So, fell the demented Jedi Order. Master Yoda survived and attempted to process his claim with his provider. Obi-wan was discovered thirty years later leading a new cult on Naboo that worshipped green gummy bears, only the greens. The rest were devoured in ritual sacrifice.
the one thing that always made me Hate Anakin was this, He found out Palpatine was a sith. Palpatine attempted so many time to Kill Padma and Anakin never put those pieces together. so dumb
What if everyone knew Anakin and Padme are married because they suck at hiding it, but the two (and maybe Palpatine, for extra funny) thought it's still a secret?
I'm disappointed you didn't make Palpatine feel through the Force that something is wrong when they mobilized the clone armies to block communications, or at least through his comm screen that there's some unusual troop movements. Makes the story too easy. (edit) You could have made him execute Order 66 early because of the clone movements, but this time, the Jedi were warned and a significant number survived.
What if the Jedi council sent masters to guard Palpatine against any potential threats from Sidious? Not the normal type of guarding, but the be there even when sleeping or in the shower type, just increasing security to obscene points, with the Senate agreeing? What's Palpatine supposed to do? He can't contact Dooku or Grevious, can't kill the Jedi masters, can't really manipulate Anakin in front of Jedi Masters, and can't escape to order Order 66 as it'd be quickly deactivated once people assume Sidious/Dooku/Grevious captured Palpatine or something
Bro dropped a casual fun fact at the end lol
“Care not who the IRS sends. Pay taxes, I will not.”
Wait, wait, wait. Yoda arrested for Insurance Fraud???
😂
"How I came to such a good relationship with the Wookies, it was." *Yoda laugh.exe
Ahh the good ending.
“Master Yoda was arrested for insurance fraud.”
THE BEST ENDING!
Idea: What if the Jedi Council asked Palpatine to spy on Anakin
Obi-Wan Kenobi: Oh, calm down, Palpatine. You have been given a great honor. To be a Sith and to be on the Jedi Council - it’s never happened before. The fact of the matter is, you are too close to Anakin. The council doesn’t like it when he interferes in Jedi affairs
Anakin when he finds out: OUR FRIENDSHIP IS A LIE!!!
Don't even need to watch the whole thing to know how good this video is
hope you like it :)
@starwarsquill I do I've always enjoyed your videos they have helped me through alot of tough times
Can I admit something really weird? I like Star Wars, but I've never been anything close to a mega fan... but I still like content like yours sometimes, just because I always admire the sheer passion the most dedicated members of a fandom can put out. It comes through in what they produce.
@@Tinandel :)
So that bit in the novelization of ROTS when Palpatine offers Anakin anything he ever wanted and Anakin starts naming things like an expensive speeder and eventually the entire Corellian system and Palpatine keeps saying it could be yours?
What if Anakin just insists on owning the Corellian system as his price?
"Bullshit, this is.
Pay, I will not."
-Yoda at the police station.
Love it, every new video you create makes me laugh. I truly loved the take a chair skywalker
Haha
Just as I was wondering, "What about Yoda?"
🤣
- Ahsoka, I've learned something
- Really? Congratulations, it's about time!
NOOO NOT THE ENDING! MASTER YOGER GOT TEX STAMPPED
The IGTA I must not speak to, Rights I have to not pay taxes I do.
Tax officer: Shut it frog.
The Force told him to do it. Mysterious, its ways are, hmmmm?
@@starwarsquill I feel as if the force my be a trickster god that got fed up with both sides.
Crackpot idea, What if Anakin told Palpatine about Darth Sidious
What if the Jedi threw a surprise Birthday Party for Palpatine and he thought he was being attacked so he launched at the Jedi with his Light Saber
Jajajajajajaja!
Every meeting, everything he said, EVEN HIS THESIS!
Basically, everyone is less impulsive than Mace. So it almost has to lead to an improved ending 😂
I mean, the signs were there in AotC;
Mace: “We’re guardians of peace, not soldiers.”
Also Mace: (decapitates Jango) “PEACE, MOTHERF***ER!!!”
I would love to see a What if Mace and the other Masters live-streamed their attempted arrest of Palpatine? The moment they get to the Office they go live without Palpatine being aware. As for why they decided to livestream it to the Holonet for accountability and transparency. They wanted to be on the up and up. This could make for a fascinating story.
Or one where Palpatine has a Hot Mic moment thinking it was off and then says something awful or only a Sith would know. You may be an all-powerful Sith lord but even a hot mic moment can still take you down. lol
Ive posted this to a few of the Star Wars what if makers hoping one might like the idea enough to make something of it. hope you don't mind if I share it here. I love your stories with a more serious tone but I have to admit even you Death stick crazed Yoda is funny.
@@xephorce yea, I’ll do it :) thanks :)
@starwarsquill thank you. I can't wait to see what you do with it. Excited to find out.
Damn, Yoda played the long con, but it finally caught up with him!
always gotta have yoda do some crazy illegal ship even if he wasnt mentioned the entire vid
10/10s
Valentine’s Day or April fools what if kenobi rizzed up mother talzin and became mauls step dad
I think this is my favorite Star Wars “what-if”ever. Loved it.
Anakin talks to any random stranger instead of Mace -> Palpatine falls out of his window.
reading this is SO comforting. great job man
SW crossover idea: What If The Transformers (TF) appeared in the Star Wars Galaxy
I've seen some very good fanfiction on this topic.
In general, I think that the Republic will not want to deal with them, so as not to bring another war to their Galaxy, and the Separatists will try to get the Transformers technology, as the MECH did in TFP.
But personally, I would be interested if a Cascade Resonance occurred in the Star Wars universe, as in Half-life, with all the ensuing consequences.
Great way to start the new year with some good ol story telling.
Hope you have an awesome 2025!
The Yoda ending got me 😂😂💀
Don’t forget master yoda was also doing death stocks
insert yoda scream at the end.
Why does palpie have drip 😭😭 0:32
That’s Supreme Gangster Palpatine
As usual, the best scenarios are always recommended by the algorithm.
What if Anakin told Watto about Palpatine?
What if there were other jedi like anakin and thought like him and joined him after order 66?
Also never stop with yoda crack vids! Your vids make up my day
Pretty sick one to start the year off with
Technical Note; To freefall from 5000 ft would take about 45 seconds.
Anakin Mace and Palpy were pretty dang fast, then
Absolutely fantastic job
What if Count Dooku created a Terminator army as a fail safe against Palpatine?
He would have lost count of them.
Haha loved the last line about Yoda. Great story thanks
Nice video as always, StarWarsQuill.
Also; what if after learning Palpatine was Darth Sidious, instead of telling a single Jedi and perhaps remembering the Fives incident, Anakin-in a panic-went to the Jedi Temple Signal Beacon and alerted every single Jedi in the galaxy that Supreme Chancellor Palpatine was Darth Sidious and in the broadcast warned the Jedi to be cautious with the clones, thus leaving the Jedi on the battlefield ready for Order 66 and those in the Temple ready for an attack and to evacuate?
The Force itself said, 'Uh. Nice try, but The Jedi must die!" With the fall of Palpatine Coruscant was suddenly rocked with violent geological tremors. Tremors that continued to grow in intensity until the planet sheared itself apart in a massive explosion. So, fell the demented Jedi Order. Master Yoda survived and attempted to process his claim with his provider. Obi-wan was discovered thirty years later leading a new cult on Naboo that worshipped green gummy bears, only the greens. The rest were devoured in ritual sacrifice.
0:31
*Darth Blingeous*
Yoda arrested for insurance fraud...was it Spicegate?
Master Yoghurt can't catch a break
the one thing that always made me Hate Anakin was this, He found out Palpatine was a sith. Palpatine attempted so many time to Kill Padma and Anakin never put those pieces together. so dumb
The writing definitely needs a do-over.
Let's be honest, Anakin isn't a smartest man
We need a what if revan trained qui gon Jin and helped train anikan
The “a” and the “i” are the wrong way round.
@KittyCatsAreSuperAdorable I just think of when padme and his mum calls him Ani haha so my mind spells it like that
Nearly as good as the crack what ifs
What if everyone knew Anakin and Padme are married because they suck at hiding it, but the two (and maybe Palpatine, for extra funny) thought it's still a secret?
What If Anakin told BEN QUADINAROS about Palpatine INSTEAD of Mace Windu?
I'm disappointed you didn't make Palpatine feel through the Force that something is wrong when they mobilized the clone armies to block communications, or at least through his comm screen that there's some unusual troop movements.
Makes the story too easy.
(edit) You could have made him execute Order 66 early because of the clone movements, but this time, the Jedi were warned and a significant number survived.
What if Anakin knew the story of Darth Plagus the wise, and made a thesis about the story.
What if Palpatine completely forgot order 66?
0:33 WHAT DA HELL IS DIS😂
What if Palpatine was taking a dump when Yoda went to fight him?
pre watch: railing of spice will be haved
Jeez, most of your what is are what if Anakin told someone. XD
Next time: What if Anakin told Dexter Jettster?
That’s been done actually haha
What if the Jedi council sent masters to guard Palpatine against any potential threats from Sidious?
Not the normal type of guarding, but the be there even when sleeping or in the shower type, just increasing security to obscene points, with the Senate agreeing?
What's Palpatine supposed to do? He can't contact Dooku or Grevious, can't kill the Jedi masters, can't really manipulate Anakin in front of Jedi Masters, and can't escape to order Order 66 as it'd be quickly deactivated once people assume Sidious/Dooku/Grevious captured Palpatine or something
It would be interesting. He will try his own medicine.
What if the entire galaxy's drug supply was used up?
Bruh you did yoda dirty with that ending.
(Also: How to tell if your views watched the video fully 101 be like)
What If Anakin told his death stick dealer about Palpatine being a sith lord?
Insurance fraud? Yoda?
What if Anakin fell in love with palpatine after the spice of life
What if Ki Adi Mundi went to Kashyyyk instead of Yoda
Like palpatine told fives
Yoda just isn't good with finances and paperwork. First an IRS audit, now insurance fraud lol
He relies on the force to guide him.
@@starwarsquill the force told him to claim all the younglings as dependents lol
What if Anakin told Palpatine instead of Mace Windu
@@Hatneas What If Palpatine told Mace Windu Anakin was Darth Siduous?
WHAT IF PADME WAS DARTH SIDIUS, NOT PALPATINE
What If anakin told shief palpatine about sidious?
What if Anakin had a secret admirer?
@@zackcross7190 he probably had millions since he was extremely famous.
@ I wonder if got any love letters
Since he was a Jedi, he probably didn't get any. They idolized him, no one thought he would break the Jedi code.
❤ peak
Lol,❤
What if Sidious and Maul killed Plagueis and begun to wipe the Jedi and the Republic with assassinations instead of political scheming.
I don't think it would work. Jidi at some point will do an operation against them and they will be captured
K..... Back to watching anime, fhis sucks
I guess I'm second