'Until I emaciate her' was already taken by a previous commenter. You don't really want do double up on that kind of thing. It waters down the message.
I mean, generally I mostly agree with that sentiment. In a consensual relationship between two people who both want to while swinging from hammocks, whatever In a consensual relationship between two people who want to dress up as Fifty Shades of Grey characters, whatever But for the love of God, at some point YES. YES, kink shame. Actual (nonconsensual ) violence against actual women is NOT okay
@@user-bm9yj7gr9y like I totally agree with the honest sentiment... But there's no way he wasn't joking, like I don't think anyone saw that comment and went "awww that's so romantic"
Reminds me of a Dilbert comic where he's dating a woman who can read minds. He explains, "I just want you to know that however s ary, these are just the normal thoughts every man has." The next panel shows her horrified, and then he responds, "Maybe not that one."
@@toddmacadam3888the worst things i think about all the time is deleting random men on the street because they slightly pissed me off. And all the kinky shit i think about random women on the street.
Just found out about Fiona today. She is the funniest female comedian i encountered in years. You have a very exquisite mix of nonesense and dark humor. I also like how you play with the dissonance between your physical condition, and your exreme beauty. I truely wish you great success, and hopefull a cure for your condtion would be available as soon as possible
@@natthekiwi7074Yes. "Female" is a type of comedian. This helps narrow down types of comedians. Men and women are different. I'm black and I still have favorite black comedians and favorite white comedians. Who cares? In the comedy genre no less?
Aww.... Fiona read my comment. That's adorable. I'm just kidding. I'm not THAT guy. But I would keep her in my furnished basement. Feed her gummy bears, and give her gentle head-pats. But I wouldn't restrain her down there. That's just crazy talk.... It's not like she could get up and run off. 😇💖
When a man says he wants to chain a woman to his radiator he's usually expressing his love and admiration of her beauty, the rest of that comment implies the writer has some messed up ideas about romance though lol
@@cyrusthe0ther795 I'm not sure what that means in this context. Are you saying you don't think this guy should even be evaluated after saying something so crazy?
@@river7874 Personal attacks only degrade the quality of intelligent discourse. 1) The Supreme Court has never held the position that freedom of speech is an unlimited right, and 2) "Jokes" should be funny, not abusive and hateful.
makes me so mad and upset what women are forced to go through in this patriarchy. I was just reading some feminist poetry and saw this vid. Infuriated. 6” btw
What’s up with specifically chaining people to radiators in basements? Can we have some more diverse locations for where people can get chained to radiators? Like a bedroom or a hallway, maybe even a bathroom? Hell a coat closet under the stairs like Harry Potter.
That's crazy! A chain link fence would destroy the wood chipper!
You make a really good point
lol I was wondering how it would handle it. I guess head first just in case
Exactly what I was thinking!
Was going to say, the dude who wrote that has probably never touched a tool in his life.
That's what you are worried about???? Jesus Christ
Average Cannibal Corpse song
Real!
Which is why I don't listen to Cannibal Corpse!! 😂😂
No, that is way more imaginative than a cannibal corpse song.
@@robertaylor9218wasn't the same ever since Chris Barnes
💯🙌🤣🤣
That's not negative comment- that is a psychopath's love letter...
i was thinking this sounds like something the handsome guy from always sunny would say to his friend about a girl he liked
@@scratthesquirrel5242Dennis, and yes he's a psychopath.
Hell, I'm pretty turned on right now....
@@filipjphry3282 Look, we have no evidence that Dennis is Actually a psychopath...
Right!! I was thinking the guy just wanted to help her career. Which seemingly is going quite well. My review would be “This is one funny Chick”!! ❤😂🎉
I lost it at ‘meat Picasso’
Yarp!! 🍺⚡🍺
and I lost it at 'emaciates'
Whatever lights your candle, I guess…
That line was the funniest for sure
Sounds like a great song
Damn... That sounds like a lot of work. Like the logistics alone would be crazy.
It's kinda sad that nobody cares enough about that guy to go into that much effort even crafting the narrative, let alone making it happen.
Maybe he's a site manager and just has all that stuff laying around already 😂
Where there's a will, there's a way.😂
I love how the comment says, "until she emaciates herself" as if it's her fault. Just to make it a tiny bit more sociopathic.
It is just the correct verb declination for the context
@@marcolinosalgarone9442lol fr
@@marcolinosalgarone9442until she becomes emaciated?
I mean it wasn't like he wouldn't provide her grade a delicious dog food so I guess she would be doing it to herself
'Until I emaciate her' was already taken by a previous commenter. You don't really want do double up on that kind of thing. It waters down the message.
The commenter after getting arrested: "It was a joke! Can't people take a joke anymore"?
"I'm sorry, I thought this was America!" 😂
I have actually said things approximately as bad as this to my coworkers before.
@@gadellomagnollo1810why..?
"Cancel culture strikes again!" -Senator Armstrong
No. Not in first world countries
"This guy sounds like a real jerk!" -Norm MacDonald
RIP Turd Ferguson
Man of culture
I didn't even know he was sick.
A real hypocrite!
@@jfr45er
Ya know, the hypocrisy was the WORST part
I love her chilled out, "not so bad" tone.
She’s seen worse.
"He uh, he called me gay."
You missed the final “I wish my step mom would quit commenting on my videos.”
Who is she the queen in snow white?
😂😂
"It's kinda messed up right" .... don't kink shame.
I mean, generally I mostly agree with that sentiment. In a consensual relationship between two people who both want to while swinging from hammocks, whatever
In a consensual relationship between two people who want to dress up as Fifty Shades of Grey characters, whatever
But for the love of God, at some point YES. YES, kink shame. Actual (nonconsensual ) violence against actual women is NOT okay
@@user-bm9yj7gr9yBut if she consented, it would be ok?
@@user-bm9yj7gr9ywhat about against the pretend women? Is it ok then? Asking for a friend…
@@user-bm9yj7gr9y like I totally agree with the honest sentiment... But there's no way he wasn't joking, like I don't think anyone saw that comment and went "awww that's so romantic"
@@user-bm9yj7gr9yWe SHOULD kink shame
Some women can't take a compliment, I poured my heart out in that comment only to be publicly shamed for my honesty
All that love, only to be met by restraining orders, a straightjacket and a room with a padded wall.
Romance truly is dead!
And we wonder why we always get kicked out of therapy 😂
Reminds me of a Dilbert comic where he's dating a woman who can read minds. He explains, "I just want you to know that however s ary, these are just the normal thoughts every man has." The next panel shows her horrified, and then he responds, "Maybe not that one."
@@toddmacadam3888dilbert is peak comic
@@toddmacadam3888the worst things i think about all the time is deleting random men on the street because they slightly pissed me off. And all the kinky shit i think about random women on the street.
That chainlink fence will realy fuck up the woodchipper 😅❤☮️✊️
A "local" art exhibit specifically. Support local business!
lol. Couldn't stop laughing after each pause, knowing it was just going to get darker.
She's so pretty. She's already art.
That’s not a psychopath that’s just friendly engagement
social media doesn't know the difference.
And then, there is Reddit.
No.
Just found out about Fiona today. She is the funniest female comedian i encountered in years. You have a very exquisite mix of nonesense and dark humor. I also like how you play with the dissonance between your physical condition, and your exreme beauty. I truely wish you great success, and hopefull a cure for your condtion would be available as soon as possible
This!
I wanna see fiona cauley and fern brady do a roast.
Did you need to add female in there?
@natthekiwi7074 it's a fair question, and you do have a point.
@@natthekiwi7074Yes. "Female" is a type of comedian. This helps narrow down types of comedians. Men and women are different. I'm black and I still have favorite black comedians and favorite white comedians. Who cares? In the comedy genre no less?
she's so beautiful 😍
Sounds like a 90's serial killer movie
At an art exhibit? That dude is offering some great exposure!
I'd be flattered by how thoughtful the commenter is
I can't believe someone would take the time to comment something like that. That's just so unhinged it's unbelievable. He didn't deserve that!
I loved your set on KT 😂
"Vegetables cant eat Vegetables " made me choke to death ☠️
It's almost like people be crazy and then crazies have a computer too.
And they wonder why so many women prefer the bear...
F off with that BS already. All those who chose the bear choose the bear because they can't choose men
Tips fedora
She didn't say the comment came from a man.
Sexist.
Because the horrible death comes faster that way?
At least people are spending the time to type it. All that dude got was "this guy sucks." Can't even be hated with affection.
Aww.... Fiona read my comment. That's adorable.
I'm just kidding. I'm not THAT guy. But I would keep her in my furnished basement. Feed her gummy bears, and give her gentle head-pats. But I wouldn't restrain her down there. That's just crazy talk.... It's not like she could get up and run off. 😇💖
This guy right here officer.
@@CWHolleman
You can't prove a thing!
This giant bag of gummy bears I'm holding means nothing!
New subscriber, fucking love your comedy. Genuinely hilarious. 😂
it amazes me how real psychopaths are always creative minded people
Thank you king 👑
Subscribed from watching Kill Tony. So witty and funny. Plus, Roseanne loves her so much!
I think dude was just sharing his favorite death metal lyrics with you.
Tom Segura writes such lovely poems
That is some Poughkeepsie Tapes level shit. 🤣
When a man says he wants to chain a woman to his radiator he's usually expressing his love and admiration of her beauty, the rest of that comment implies the writer has some messed up ideas about romance though lol
I know, man - OP made such a strong start before he lost his way,
@@jeffrey.p.thornton yeah lol, it was a good opening but he overdid it and talked himself right into creepy/scary territory. Sad! v😌v
As if chaining a woman to a radiator is the quintessential idea of romance 😂
@@Ranesbane 😆
@@Ranesbane Well, if you respect a woman, you wait until the third date.
your hair is absolutely gorgeous, here's for a nice comment byyye😅
It is. I sniff it every night.
I lost it at the Picasso part
That’s insane. Fiona is goddamn treasure!!!
This is some Vantablack Humor... and I love it.
Dude. Don’t stop being awesome. I love you guys
And shes like, "i kinda dig it."
That’s just terrible. Throwing chainlink into a wood chipper is no way to treat a valuable piece of machinery.
😂😂😂😂 I love this comedian she's hilarious
"This dude sucks" man, thats too far. They really crossed the line with that one.
I worry about the people who walk the streets somedays... some probably think of stuff like this if not worse.
He was told he sucks. Y'all acting like this isn't twice worse as what people told her.
He was told he sucks. I hope he's doing well 😢
All I heard is they think you look like a piece of art
I’d be entertained on how creative they sound.
This the chick from kill Tony? Funny af
Nothin' says lovin' quite like a restraining order....
All I have to say is Fiona is absolutely gorgeous. And very funny.
Gotta hand it to her creativity for coming up with the response 😂. If that was a real comment daaaaamn😂
If someone said that to me it would be the best compliment I’ve ever received.
Radiator in a basement : the dude got somewhere to live, he invites you and with radiator you would never get cold, what are you complaining about ?!
What a monster, it's really impolite to say that someone sucks
She just makes me want to eat my vegetables.
The fact that she probably wrote this joke exhibits her legendary comedic genius.
You're hilarious! Such good dry writing and delivery. Not just on this vid, but lots of them. I hope you lean into it and keep crushing!
Liked and Subscribed 🏆
Also:
Please, for the love of humanity,
Tell me those comments are not real
She is so beautiful. If I wasn't married I'd ask her.
Dear women, we aren't all like this. Sincerely, majority of men.
Believe it or not..... That OP must really love her work if they're writing that passionately.
That's the worse part me thinks.
This Picasso is still a better artist than at the olympics.
That sounds just like a date I had a few months back.
Had my fingers crossed that it would take a cannibalistic route. Oh well. 🤷🏻♂️
And that is why modern art is sometimes not enjoyable for me. Some people just go too far and put wood chipper aided meat picassos in the gallery.
...I think we can safely say that guy needs to immediately be taken in for mental health evaluation and treatment and not released any time soon.
Two wrongs don't make a right
@@cyrusthe0ther795 I'm not sure what that means in this context. Are you saying you don't think this guy should even be evaluated after saying something so crazy?
@stormthrush37 exactly otherwise he's just another person chained ti a radiator
Or maybe he's just posting edgy shit because he knows idiots on the Internet will get all salty over it.
@@river7874 Personal attacks only degrade the quality of intelligent discourse. 1) The Supreme Court has never held the position that freedom of speech is an unlimited right, and 2) "Jokes" should be funny, not abusive and hateful.
makes me so mad and upset what women are forced to go through in this patriarchy.
I was just reading some feminist poetry and saw this vid.
Infuriated.
6” btw
Please tell me you wrote that!! Yes it’s kinda messed up. And it’s hilarious because it’s possibly true!
I'm sure there's someone out there that would want to make art out of you. No need for jealousy, man.
That deserves a TV series.
Lol, he got one phrase and she got an entire Netflix series
Who could hate on Fiona she's beautiful and hilarious.
"A messed up meat picasso" 😂 thats so absurd
She's so reasonably attractive, charming, and sexually beautiful, and of course, the linguistic comedy she spews is the best.
This is the internet, that is just friendly banter.
Man her mannerisms are hilarious! Better than most comedians who just sit their insulting people
"What do yours say?"
"Damn he's hot, what's his name?"
Just found your YT channel, immediate fan! You're awesome!😊
This is so accurate to women’s content and especially if the woman is another minority. I’ve gotten vile stuff said to me as a disabled woman fr
I think that most likely could be attributed to your personality.
Why did “murdered meat picasso” make me laugh…
Here i thought it was gonna be a bunch of " thats a red taco truck i wanna drive" or "WOW! taco delivery service!" or some variation of such.
That comment would make the most devout of Sithis' children blush
What’s up with specifically chaining people to radiators in basements? Can we have some more diverse locations for where people can get chained to radiators? Like a bedroom or a hallway, maybe even a bathroom? Hell a coat closet under the stairs like Harry Potter.
Redban leaves the most heartfelt comments out of anyone in comedy ❤
I can get him a deal on a chain link fence. Will a single 8' section work?
Where can I buy the chain link fence segment ? I can not find them at home depot .
All I heard was; much like art, she’s beautiful to look at. 😍
😂😂😂 charming text 😂
Saw Fiona on Kill Tony recently- brilliant, realty brilliant
She's beautiful wlah ❤
I would never do such a thing to a woman. I have no basement.
“Feeding her dog food until she emaciates herself” - This doesn’t make sense. Wouldn’t you need to withhold all food for her to emaciate herself?
What tf! Fiona, you are an inspiration.
You are breathtaking beautiful be strong and God bless sweetie
Fiona is a smoke show - and her acting is 😋
Oh, it's that ramp enthusiast I saw the other day! 😀
She forgot the sign-off, Love Mom.
She killed on Kill Tony. Would love to see her back.
"I was JOKING!!!!"
"Why are there chunks of human flesh in your mouth?"