2:27:10 is the beginning of Napalm and Silly Putty, and 4:53:50 is the beginning of More Napalm and Silly Putty, and 4:05:18 is the start of my favorite bit which is hilarious. Just a helpful piece of info for everyone. Good Day.
I go to sleep to this podcast. The first 10 minutes, I lightly chuckle my way to sleep, sound in the knowledge that my brain is still getting a 7 hour download of everything George Carlin is saying.
Some bookmarks for anyone who wants to use them (reposted) 28:10 George Carlin Book Club 52:09 Modern Zodiac signs 1:13:45 The Primitive Sergeant 2:39:09 The Cycle of American Business 2:41:42 Airline Announcements 3:04:23 The Prince of Peace (Jesus interview) 4:05:15 Sex, violence, and language in advertising 4:09:02 Just for Fun 4:47:47 The Planet is Fine; the People are Fucked 5:07:54 Something no one's ever said before 5:47:27 How to get high on a plane 6:11:12 A Dallas welcome 6:29:30 Sun worship, prayer, and Humpty Dumpty
You say this as if he was your grandfather. George wouldn't approve of this nonsense, because he's dead! passed on, passed away, expired, departed, gone, no more; late, lost, lamented; perished, fallen, slain, lifeless, extinct; informal(as) dead as a doornail, six feet under, pushing up daisies; formaldeceased; euphemisticwith God, asleep, went bye bye!!
I hate the fact that this is a conversation my 17 year old son is using my gmail for. This is NOT my opinion of george carlin, mean he was okay, but not ThaT FUNNY. just saying...
first you need your mouth washed out with soap, don't comment on my page whether me or my son write on it, if you can't mind your language. second, ugly is as ugly does, and with that kind of post I would NOT be slinging ugly cracks. And finally, don't ever insinuate that my child is unintelligent, he has his own account, he chose to use mine due to the conversation.
I have not long discovered George Carlin I remember his face from TV in 70's but I'm certainly making up for lost time. I wake up his videos and audio books and fall asleep to them too...love this man.
"Active consumers participating in their own degradation." The man was such an observant genius. There hasn't been anyone that has matched his social wisdom then or since. A tremendous treasure to and for the people. I am grateful to be aware of his valuable contributions. Thank you to George & his family for sharing his life with us.
George was not just a comedian. He was a "satirical philosopher" that delivered life's lessons/truths with his uncensored comedic approach. A Euphemism? in Honor of George. 🤔
Whomever is interested in early human history, anthropology & so on listening to The primitive Sargent's section is quite a journey to experience As an algerian George for me is one of the greatest minds i ever heard of & learned from may his legacy remain eternal
I'm glad he reads his own books! Just wouldn't be the same without his voice. I think he has the perfect way of looking at life! It is what it is, all we can do is be the best we can, we can't change the world
@@lindongreen8922 kind of my whole point really... if everyone was the best they could be the world wouldn't be like this, in what world wouldn't you want serial killers to be the best they can be? You WANT serial killers roaming our home? Being a serial killer is NOT the best a person can be so what's your real problem with my opinion?
To me the funniest parts of this audio log are the little anecdotes that Carlin mixes in there. Those absurd little stories. I find them highly amusing for some reason.
BlySS93 If the Christian God exists, or even the Islamic version, George Carlin is most definitely in hell - in fact, majority of the cool people that have existed would be in hell. But of course, the most likely explanation is that George Carlin is truly non-existent and only his works and memory of him exist. His brain would have rotted away now.
Descartes Rene Everybody is going to hell really. Or a version of hell, almost all gods are dead from the ancient times, and they could be the real gods, or maybe it is the one "god" in which case alot of christians are going to hell also. They only way cool people like Carlin are going to go to heaven is that we all have it wrong and there is like a cool god who only accepts generally good people, who understands we are humans and are flawed.
2:53:50 lmfao that part about the bread 😂 I do exactly that, and also for the reason that I don't want to eat the first few slices of bread that everyone else touched by doing that too 😂 Those first few slices get saved until right at the end when there's no good slices left, by which time it's a bit stale, and I toast it hoping the heat will bake out the germs from all the hands passing over it 😂
Some bookmarks for anyone who wants to use them (sorry, I don't know why I can't delete one of these) 28:10 George Carlin Book Club 52:09 Modern Zodiac signs 1:13:45 The Primitive Sergeant 2:39:09 The Cycle of American Business 2:41:42 Airline Announcements 3:04:23 The Prince of Peace (Jesus interview) 4:05:15 Sex, violence, and language in advertising 4:09:02 Just for Fun 4:47:47 The Planet is Fine; the People are Fucked 5:07:54 Something no one's ever said before 5:47:27 How to get high on a plane 5:56:06 The 20th Century World Hostility Scoreboard 6:11:12 A Dallas welcome 6:29:30 There is no Humpty Dumpty and there is no God
Yeah I was thinking the same thing but I think the origin comes from the persona/identity Alan Watts refers to as the joker, and of course George was all about entropy too and was big around the same time as heath so it’s more than possible it got a little bit of itself into the character
I'm twenty, this normally has no weight. The reason for mentioning this is for as such; Carlin has been part of my life for roughly 8-9 years now. Needless to say, I've grown to share his view on the world more and more with each passing day. The man is a genius spreading his knowledge wrapped up in a gift with a pretty red ribbon on the top. The ribbon known as comedy, the butter to help swallow the dry crusted reality that's been for decades. The same reality that the common civilian has grown to ignore and even accept in time passed.
Our gentleman carlin was a truthbringer that wrapped up the truth into a gift called comedy. Picture back to when you were a child, your grandmother gets you a pair of socks for your birthday, "Happy birthday, Bobby!" You see the present sitting next to her on the couch with a pretty red bow. You get excited the present looks gorgeous but then you open it and it's socks. You know, that thing you have too many of, but can never seem to find? You try to hide your disgust for your grandmother for the time being at least. Now the "Butter swallowing" Part you're receiving from my small wall of text, ever have a really stale bagel? Or a piece of bread that was in the toaster a bit too long? Say it's somewhat burnt, yuck, dry, crusty, you don't want to eat this! Well, this is the last slice of toast you can make without going to the store.. God forbid you go to the store now, it's 4:36 in the afternoon! You should be getting ready for your job! So you decide to take a bit of butter from the fridge melt it down and put it on the slice of toast for the sake of softening it up, giving it a bit of enjoyable flavor, in an attempt to make this burnt piece of bread somewhat tasteful to your mouth. It's no small feat, Carlin has taken the knowledge he's accumiliated up over the years, about how hard we're being fucked in the ass by the man upstairs, (the government of course) And knew if he just flat out said it he'd be arrested, killed, exiled... So he chose to use comedy as a way of comveying his message to the people. About how bad it really is. Comedy makes you laugh til you understand the dark side of the situation. Annnd the buttered bread is how your brain processes the information given to you. DO you smile? Or cry. You smile, because of the "butter" or "gift"
On the subject of stuff, here is a wonderful quote from the now almost forgotten novel Three Men In A Boat (to Say Nothing of the Dog) by Jerome K. Jerome. Wish more people thought along these lines: “How many people, on that voyage, load up the boat till it is in danger of swamping with a store of foolish things which they think essential to the pleasure and comfort of the trip, but which are really only useless lumber. How they pile the poor little craft mast-high with fine clothes and big houses; with useless servants and a host of swell friends that do not care twopence for them, and that they do not care three ha’pence for; with expensive entertainments that nobody enjoys, with formalities and fashions, with pretence and ostentation, and with - oh, heaviest, maddest lumber of all! - the dread of what will my neighbour think, with luxuries that only cloy, with pleasures that bore, with empty show that, like the criminal’s iron crown of yore, makes to bleed and swoon the aching head that wears it! It is lumber, man - all lumber! Throw it overboard. It makes the boat so heavy to pull, you nearly faint at the oars. It makes it so cumbersome and dangerous to manage, you never know a moment’s freedom from anxiety and care, never gain a moment’s rest for dreamy laziness… Throw the lumber over, man! Let your boat of life be light, packed with only what you need - a homely home and simple pleasures, one or two friends worth the name, someone to love and someone to love you, a cat, a dog and a pipe or two, enough to eat and enough to wear, and a little more than enough to drink; for thirst is a dangerous thing. You will find the boat easier to pull then, and it will not be so liable to upset, and it will not matter so much if it does upset; good plain merchandise will stand water. You will have time to think as well as to work. Time to drink in life’s sunshine.“ Boy, oh boy, dear late George would've loved that!
This man, has taught me that there is a God, and George is going to heaven for preaching not caring what people think. No God would have this man rot in the ground. Haha.
We don't know that. he has a fowl mouth and doesn't agree with God. do the math. Anyone with any intellect knows this world sucks...all he did was make jokes about it and also made fun of Christians. so for you to say he's smiling down on us right now....says you think he's in heaven because everything good goes up and if it is something bad then it is downward. I'll tell you right now if he didn't accept Jesus Christ as his lord and savior then he is probably not "smiling down" at us. Think about how negitave he was. It's true our world right now is a pathetic worthless lust filled homosexual dirt pipe piece of crap. to be honest I know that it's breaking Gods heart.
The rant starts at 7:50 Wait...I'm listening to this whilst wearing earbuds. Not exactly a walkman, but... I'm not quite sure how to react. I'll just laugh along George as it's *you* I'm listening to. 😉
2:27:10 is the beginning of Napalm and Silly Putty, and 4:53:50 is the beginning of More Napalm and Silly Putty, and 4:05:18 is the start of my favorite bit which is hilarious. Just a helpful piece of info for everyone. Good Day.
You’re a true hero
HOLY SHIT, DAD! RAISINS!
Gongasoso,
“Hey asshole! What are you trying to do?! Spoil the kid?!”
i fall asleep almost every night listening to george carlins audio books
Gavin Longhurst omg hi-5!
Me too.
Same!
No way, me too
Me & my wife falling asleep listening to the great George Carlin
7 1/2 hours of comedic genius what more could u ask for?
A part tw-.. Oh, we have that as well. Nothing, not a damn thing then.
Perfectly unique!
I go to sleep to this podcast. The first 10 minutes, I lightly chuckle my way to sleep, sound in the knowledge that my brain is still getting a 7 hour download of everything George Carlin is saying.
Literally the same. Best sleep too.
@@datboibaz8😅
😊7😅 bbbjibi hi 7bbb8
I love that he made audiobooks
The last 2 years, this is what I listen to falling asleep.
Carlin’s a prophet.
Some bookmarks for anyone who wants to use them (reposted)
28:10 George Carlin Book Club
52:09 Modern Zodiac signs
1:13:45 The Primitive Sergeant
2:39:09 The Cycle of American Business
2:41:42 Airline Announcements
3:04:23 The Prince of Peace (Jesus interview)
4:05:15 Sex, violence, and language in advertising
4:09:02 Just for Fun
4:47:47 The Planet is Fine; the People are Fucked
5:07:54 Something no one's ever said before
5:47:27 How to get high on a plane
6:11:12 A Dallas welcome
6:29:30 Sun worship, prayer, and Humpty Dumpty
+David Fellner Please upvote this to keep it in place
Sorry. I don't know why I can't delete one of these
bump
David Fellner your mvp
Thanks!
I think Carlin is the only person who has made me laugh out loud by virtue of his puns. RIP, you legend.
RIP Carlin, You are very sorely missed
Whenever you're having a hard time in life, listening to Carlin helps a lot ! :-)
@Ashton ííiiilííí
George Carlin... The Voltaire of our time...
+Michael E Voltaire is a really good comparison
Michael E I'm the fly in your soup.
Voltaire was an idiot....
I was thinking he was more of a plato with a combination of Socrates and 8 pinches of Aristotle.
da unique , from afg
I miss him, and i wish he was still around.
You say this as if he was your grandfather. George wouldn't approve of this nonsense, because he's dead! passed on, passed away, expired, departed, gone, no more; late, lost, lamented; perished, fallen, slain, lifeless, extinct; informal(as) dead as a doornail, six feet under, pushing up daisies; formaldeceased; euphemisticwith God, asleep, went bye bye!!
I hate the fact that this is a conversation my 17 year old son is using my gmail for. This is NOT my opinion of george carlin, mean he was okay, but not ThaT FUNNY. just saying...
first you need your mouth washed out with soap, don't comment on my page whether me or my son write on it, if you can't mind your language. second, ugly is as ugly does, and with that kind of post I would NOT be slinging ugly cracks. And finally, don't ever insinuate that my child is unintelligent, he has his own account, he chose to use mine due to the conversation.
What is this conversation
Joanna Hilton Same.
I have not long discovered George Carlin I remember his face from TV in 70's but I'm certainly making up for lost time. I wake up his videos and audio books and fall asleep to them too...love this man.
Ledgen he is and l am an Australian
"Active consumers participating in their own degradation." The man was such an observant genius. There hasn't been anyone that has matched his social wisdom then or since. A tremendous treasure to and for the people. I am grateful to be aware of his valuable contributions. Thank you to George & his family for sharing his life with us.
George was not just a comedian. He was a "satirical philosopher" that delivered life's lessons/truths with his uncensored comedic approach.
A Euphemism? in Honor of George. 🤔
We need George more than ever. I swear, he isn't just rolling in his grave, he's fucking spinning. He was right about everything.
Wish he was here to do at least 1 more special
He was cremated 😂
im pretty sure if you wrap him in copper he would generate about as much electricity as hoover dam
@@mrt2895 twice, easily.
RIP George!
greatest comedian to ever walk this earth
Hmmmmm, I'll give you top ten....
Try Voltaire....he didn't do standup...
I though this would be funny, but it really wasn't....IT WAS BRILLIANT
Whomever is interested in early human history, anthropology & so on listening to
The primitive Sargent's section is quite a journey to experience
As an algerian George for me is one of the greatest minds i ever heard of & learned from may his legacy remain eternal
I'm glad he reads his own books! Just wouldn't be the same without his voice.
I think he has the perfect way of looking at life! It is what it is, all we can do is be the best we can, we can't change the world
Tbf if everyone was the best they could be the world would change ✌️🤣
@@hamoostaffateven serial killers?
@@lindongreen8922 kind of my whole point really... if everyone was the best they could be the world wouldn't be like this, in what world wouldn't you want serial killers to be the best they can be? You WANT serial killers roaming our home?
Being a serial killer is NOT the best a person can be so what's your real problem with my opinion?
You firstly didn't say the best we can be. Also the best at what? Try to be more specific in your quotes so ambiguity can't be perverted.
@lindongreen8922 Reading is hard, huh?
Too bad he's gone, he's one of the greatest comedians that ever lived
To me the funniest parts of this audio log are the little anecdotes that Carlin mixes in there. Those absurd little stories. I find them highly amusing for some reason.
I’ve been getting high and listening to this genius man every night
One nation, Under Joe Pesci, indivisible, with liberty and George Carlin for all.
Everyone keep your hats on and put your toothpicks on when saying the joeaillegence
2:51:31
3.
And pray to Sun god
@Alden Corbin Definitely, have been using Flixzone for years myself =)
Old George lives now in the Sky.
+Richard Mountainjoy i think hes down there now screaming up at us and i think hes in severe pain
+The Crowd He's probably having his long-awaited award-winning pork chops dinner with Jesus. Hehe
Richard Mountainjoy maybe his grandma made them without an oven xD
He's probably screaming up at us...
Except Hell isn't real. Carlin is dead, he is no different now then he was before he was born.
CNile Yeah I know, I'm just joking around
He was here just a minute ago
He doesn't give a fuck!
CNile aethiest
I swear I listen to this at least twice a month
You gotta pump up those numbers, those are rookie numbers 😂
Thank god for the aux jack lol :P best thing to listen to during a 13 hour road trip:)
+ThatGearHead™ you should know as a George Carlin fan that its thank Joe Pesci!!
+SaltyWalrus 😂Right!
Bernie foreal
Hell yeah
I don't think I'll ever be able to stop listening to him.
7 hours to raise your children!
True
Any true Carlin fan would be an antinatalist
this is only part 1
Closer to 14.5 hours to raise your children
Bold and clear use of language to express thoughts.
Best work day ever listening to george thank you RIP
The reason I hope there's heaven just so I can see him again
What if you go to hell?
BlySS93 If the Christian God exists, or even the Islamic version, George Carlin is most definitely in hell - in fact, majority of the cool people that have existed would be in hell. But of course, the most likely explanation is that George Carlin is truly non-existent and only his works and memory of him exist. His brain would have rotted away now.
Descartes Rene Everybody is going to hell really. Or a version of hell, almost all gods are dead from the ancient times, and they could be the real gods, or maybe it is the one "god" in which case alot of christians are going to hell also. They only way cool people like Carlin are going to go to heaven is that we all have it wrong and there is like a cool god who only accepts generally good people, who understands we are humans and are flawed.
leeeee666 You summed up the meaning of life in a single comment.
I think theres a place where we all meet up after this life and say, 'hey, what did you think of that?'
2:53:50 lmfao that part about the bread 😂 I do exactly that, and also for the reason that I don't want to eat the first few slices of bread that everyone else touched by doing that too 😂 Those first few slices get saved until right at the end when there's no good slices left, by which time it's a bit stale, and I toast it hoping the heat will bake out the germs from all the hands passing over it 😂
Some of the comments state they like George in stand up better. I like the book, I think its for people with a longer attention span.
Some bookmarks for anyone who wants to use them (sorry, I don't know why I can't delete one of these)
28:10 George Carlin Book Club
52:09 Modern Zodiac signs
1:13:45 The Primitive Sergeant
2:39:09 The Cycle of American Business
2:41:42 Airline Announcements
3:04:23 The Prince of Peace (Jesus interview)
4:05:15 Sex, violence, and language in advertising
4:09:02 Just for Fun
4:47:47 The Planet is Fine; the People are Fucked
5:07:54 Something no one's ever said before
5:47:27 How to get high on a plane
5:56:06 The 20th Century World Hostility Scoreboard
6:11:12 A Dallas welcome
6:29:30 There is no Humpty Dumpty and there is no God
+David Fellner Please upvote this to keep it in place
Still listening to this Legend!
4:53:50 More Napalm And Silly Putty
I wish George was still here... oh what he would have to say about the big world now hehe
+smo sh He'd have a lot of talk about global warming, and the slow descent of everyone's intelligence.
+Alpha Facepalm And it would all be still just as accurate, and wretched to think of. Lol
+smo sh I'm glad George isn't here. I wouldn't have the heart to listen to this without paying for it if I knew I was ripping him off.
+Alpha Facepalm He already talked about those things...
Rob Witt The elections?
The consumer culture and advertising on clothing bit at 9:50 is really good
This is the only man I paid to listen to, much love for his wisdom (car wash)
😅
Carlin is over the top with this New York stuff. Gotta love him though.
Hearing his voice knowing he is dead is just sad.
Anyone else think a little George Carlin went into Heath's Joker?
Yeah I was thinking the same thing but I think the origin comes from the persona/identity Alan Watts refers to as the joker, and of course George was all about entropy too and was big around the same time as heath so it’s more than possible it got a little bit of itself into the character
3:04:23 Interview with Jesus
I'm twenty, this normally has no weight. The reason for mentioning this is for as such; Carlin has been part of my life for roughly 8-9 years now. Needless to say, I've grown to share his view on the world more and more with each passing day. The man is a genius spreading his knowledge wrapped up in a gift with a pretty red ribbon on the top. The ribbon known as comedy, the butter to help swallow the dry crusted reality that's been for decades. The same reality that the common civilian has grown to ignore and even accept in time passed.
Eloquent post. +1
+Knight Solaire of Astora I agree with everything you said, but your metaphor makes no sense. You go from gift-wrapping to butter-swallowing
Our gentleman carlin was a truthbringer that wrapped up the truth into a gift called comedy.
Picture back to when you were a child, your grandmother gets you a pair of socks for your birthday, "Happy birthday, Bobby!" You see the present sitting next to her on the couch with a pretty red bow. You get excited the present looks gorgeous but then you open it and it's socks. You know, that thing you have too many of, but can never seem to find? You try to hide your disgust for your grandmother for the time being at least.
Now the "Butter swallowing" Part you're receiving from my small wall of text, ever have a really stale bagel? Or a piece of bread that was in the toaster a bit too long? Say it's somewhat burnt, yuck, dry, crusty, you don't want to eat this! Well, this is the last slice of toast you can make without going to the store.. God forbid you go to the store now, it's 4:36 in the afternoon! You should be getting ready for your job!
So you decide to take a bit of butter from the fridge melt it down and put it on the slice of toast for the sake of softening it up, giving it a bit of enjoyable flavor, in an attempt to make this burnt piece of bread somewhat tasteful to your mouth.
It's no small feat, Carlin has taken the knowledge he's accumiliated up over the years, about how hard we're being fucked in the ass by the man upstairs, (the government of course) And knew if he just flat out said it he'd be arrested, killed, exiled... So he chose to use comedy as a way of comveying his message to the people. About how bad it really is. Comedy makes you laugh til you understand the dark side of the situation. Annnd the buttered bread is how your brain processes the information given to you. DO you smile? Or cry. You smile, because of the "butter" or "gift"
+David Fellner Indeed, I'm glad you agree with me.
Praise the sun!
A good, yet free sermon from reverent George... #fuckhope
Hey Reverend do you know that radio has two knobs 😂😂
George is making us laugh even after his passing. There is an example for us all.
this and part 2 are always my bedtime stories
2:27:12 napalm and silly putty
The George Carlin Lectures ,funny and educational , and thought provoking ,sadly missed.
this guy had so much material. i hope they publish his hard drives!
Good lord.. there goes my day.. thanks! I didn't have anything else planned for the next 24 hours anyway.
This is so pleasant! Every time I got to get off and I come back, it just resumes slightly before from where I last left off.
George Carlin is my therapy
As a therapist myself, I have to agree!
On the subject of stuff, here is a wonderful quote from the now almost forgotten novel Three Men In A Boat (to Say Nothing of the Dog) by Jerome K. Jerome. Wish more people thought along these lines:
“How many people, on that voyage, load up the boat till it is in danger of swamping with a store of foolish things which they think essential to the pleasure and comfort of the trip, but which are really only useless lumber.
How they pile the poor little craft mast-high with fine clothes and big houses; with useless servants and a host of swell friends that do not care twopence for them, and that they do not care three ha’pence for; with expensive entertainments that nobody enjoys, with formalities and fashions, with pretence and ostentation, and with - oh, heaviest, maddest lumber of all! - the dread of what will my neighbour think, with luxuries that only cloy, with pleasures that bore, with empty show that, like the criminal’s iron crown of yore, makes to bleed and swoon the aching head that wears it!
It is lumber, man - all lumber! Throw it overboard. It makes the boat so heavy to pull, you nearly faint at the oars. It makes it so cumbersome and dangerous to manage, you never know a moment’s freedom from anxiety and care, never gain a moment’s rest for dreamy laziness…
Throw the lumber over, man! Let your boat of life be light, packed with only what you need - a homely home and simple pleasures, one or two friends worth the name, someone to love and someone to love you, a cat, a dog and a pipe or two, enough to eat and enough to wear, and a little more than enough to drink; for thirst is a dangerous thing.
You will find the boat easier to pull then, and it will not be so liable to upset, and it will not matter so much if it does upset; good plain merchandise will stand water. You will have time to think as well as to work. Time to drink in life’s sunshine.“ Boy, oh boy, dear late George would've loved that!
1:13:42 is my favourite
Thank Mary and her vision at the Sunshine Doctor! The world is a better.....well more funny place having had George in it.
14 hour's in total of philosophical comedy that makes you question reality , the primitive skepticism, fear of death.
This man, has taught me that there is a God, and George is going to heaven for preaching not caring what people think. No God would have this man rot in the ground. Haha.
Old man yells at clouds 8:24
I love listening to Carlin, and falling to sleep with it
R.I.P. George. God now has a decent comedian up there !!!
up where?
I bet he's smiling down at us right now
023Zach if anywhere at all he's most likely screaming up at us
johnandbarbara352 Have you ever heard his stand up? He mocks religion quite often. Soooo, do the math.
We don't know that. he has a fowl mouth and doesn't agree with God. do the math. Anyone with any intellect knows this world sucks...all he did was make jokes about it and also made fun of Christians. so for you to say he's smiling down on us right now....says you think he's in heaven because everything good goes up and if it is something bad then it is downward. I'll tell you right now if he didn't accept Jesus Christ as his lord and savior then he is probably not "smiling down" at us. Think about how negitave he was. It's true our world right now is a pathetic worthless lust filled homosexual dirt pipe piece of crap. to be honest I know that it's breaking Gods heart.
"Relax and enjoy the show!" George, I'm all yours, buddy!
The man's a genius that will be missed R.I.P. George.
The rant starts at 7:50
Wait...I'm listening to this whilst wearing earbuds. Not exactly a walkman, but... I'm not quite sure how to react.
I'll just laugh along George as it's *you* I'm listening to. 😉
Epic picture... 53:17 - 54:22
one of a kind comedian! i like when he duz his fast rhyming talking jokes! play on words, that modern man, course hes OG bfore internet sensation hit!
Interesting stats on golf courses at 4:31:52.
Phone Wallet Keys is the 21st century’s version of Stuff.
Seed the torrent please, I really wanna have it on my mp3 player :)
Try no1 online video converter, prego e niente.
Best upload ever.
12:01 that New York bit really hits home
I love listening to this when I am going to sleep ;)
I have been listening to this to sleep for years.
are bell bottoms back yet?
Still nope.
Yeah lol
Y’all see the hbo special about George? So amazing
I feel happier now thanks carlin.
This man's humor will test your need to be offended, esp his take on child worship. No comedian would dare bring that commentary, even Don Rickles.
I wonder what carlin thought about Chicago compared to new york
Fantastic 💯 Great Job 💯
Conscious!
In New York, if you wanna kill somebody? You have to take the subway to his house. 🤣
*when you realize bell bottoms didn't come back in 2015*
Hey, can you resume seeding this torrent?
Reseeding now
GeorgeCarlinCentral
please seed
Seeding now
Anyone resume seeding? =)
+Scott W Google "youtube to mp3"...
Thank you
"...peace on you. Only if you really deserve it.."
George is fuckin awesome.
Great man
He references dancing to grind...i dig it,dance or die !
At 4:10:43,
“HELP, MOMMY!!!!!
THE MAN IS TOUCHING ME LIKE DADDY DOES AT HOME!!!!!”
4.00.00 AHAHA this immune system took xD
7 and a half hours of George? Fuck yea
3:14:35 how tf
Awesome!!! thanks for posting this
where ya from? Dont worry, its not what you know, its what you think you know.
3:04:22 Jesus Interview
2:57:40 "EEEEEEEEEYYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!"
Carlin, my hero!
4:00:00 Carlin knowed about Corona
Oh George, not everyone returns as a human being in reincarnation. He mastered, in some cases, the art of sophistry.