A Glorious Yoga Retreat | Jon Richardson

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  • Watch this space, you've never heard a yoga story like this before
    Welcome to the OFFICIAL TH-cam channel of Jon Richardson (8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown & Meet The Richardsons). Here you can watch stand up clips, TV appearances and more EXCLUSIVE content.
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  • @JonRichardson
    @JonRichardson  3 ปีที่แล้ว +199

    Moral of the story: Don't go on yoga retreats

    • @js0988
      @js0988 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Uhm... you do know alcohol is the strongest and deadliest drug there is? Also, very few drugs make you less in control of your thoughts and actions as alcohol.

    • @bcaye
      @bcaye 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      You are genius.

    • @naturadventur7425
      @naturadventur7425 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@js0988 thank you poindexterter. Just so you know this is a comedy show, not a presentation on the dangers of drugs.

    • @js0988
      @js0988 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@naturadventur7425 You can still be funny and accurate.

    • @dougtherugg
      @dougtherugg 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Whenever I see people doing Yoga, I retreat!!!

  • @suninmoon4601
    @suninmoon4601 2 ปีที่แล้ว +53

    "I don't believe you should leave your mind open. You wouldn't leave your front door open, why would you leave your mind open?"
    Lovely archaic analogy and rational! The space inside Jon's mind's front door is doubtlessly covered with 1950's wallpaper 😁

    • @leestockton9367
      @leestockton9367 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I dread to think what else it's covered with!

  • @MrsC1223
    @MrsC1223 3 ปีที่แล้ว +81

    😆 I haven't laughed that much in a long time! Thank you. 😆

    • @duderyandude9515
      @duderyandude9515 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Me too. Usually I don’t laugh at TH-cam videos THIS HARD! 🤣🤣🤣

    • @leonakadir3833
      @leonakadir3833 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@duderyandude9515 I dont usually laugh at all. im usually quite dour and miserable but even I laughed quite hard, especially at the end

    • @Widdekuu91
      @Widdekuu91 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Same here, I don't always like Jon's stories, but this one was great!

    • @Gothchops
      @Gothchops 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Same here. I really needed this today 😂

    • @dk15685
      @dk15685 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Laughed my heart out at the injaculation sound with disgust part....

  • @aerialarboreal9005
    @aerialarboreal9005 3 ปีที่แล้ว +57

    It's always great to see you pulling such big crowds and you're awesome on Count Down, not just the game but the comedy is spot on...👍

    • @dougtherugg
      @dougtherugg 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Is Count Down related to the vampire from Sesame Street?

    • @ColinIngus1
      @ColinIngus1 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@dougtherugg One! One tenetenba. Two! Two tenetenba. Ah ah ah

  • @scottpeters1847
    @scottpeters1847 2 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    I shouldn't have watched this with headphones at 2am next to my sleeping wife, couldn't help laughing out loud and waking her up

    • @ColinIngus1
      @ColinIngus1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Well at least she was lucky she didn't get woken up by you screaming at how badly she loaded the dishwasher.

    • @scottpeters1847
      @scottpeters1847 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ColinIngus1 my wife is the dishwasher and the dishwasher is terrible, I have to rewash everything 😂

  • @ronaldmallette
    @ronaldmallette 3 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    Absolutely brilliant, my face and sides hurt from the laughter!

  • @sarathebookworm8295
    @sarathebookworm8295 2 ปีที่แล้ว +80

    “I really don’t want to kill them.” Quite the interesting way to start a video.

    • @Ystavius
      @Ystavius ปีที่แล้ว

      Not the start… its a clip from a show…

    • @sarathebookworm8295
      @sarathebookworm8295 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@Ystavius I said start to the video, this video, not the entire show. I’m aware it’s just a clip.

    • @leestockton9367
      @leestockton9367 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I wonder if he's talking about his kids, because as a parent myself...

  • @SarahJonestoo
    @SarahJonestoo 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Genius timing, delivery and writing. Wow.

  • @TinaICXCNIKA
    @TinaICXCNIKA 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Second time watching this and I laughed even harder...Jon, you're brilliant!

  • @mattbonna
    @mattbonna ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Last week my college friend recommended I check out this English show called ‘Taskmaster’ and to start with Season 2. I have been binge watching Jon Richardson’s comedy ever since - I am obsessed!
    - Matt from Seattle, Washington, US

  • @timmcdowell3097
    @timmcdowell3097 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Brilliant stuff Jon and so spot on with them there yoga types

  • @22RedEyeJedi22
    @22RedEyeJedi22 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I really relate to Jon which makes him, in my opinion, the best comedian out there! Thank you so much for being you sir! I sure hope to see you live someday!

  • @ljhoats
    @ljhoats 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    I have to say I stumbled upon you and you're quite funny. I literally laughed out loud.

  • @zetaconvex1987
    @zetaconvex1987 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I love this guy. He's very British.

  • @macstorm3432
    @macstorm3432 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Jon is an immensely underrated comedian! and hes from lancaster, top man. come back sometime and have a pint at the waterwitch

  • @davecoates2308
    @davecoates2308 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I’m hurting I’m laughing so much!!!!!

  • @tomr5121
    @tomr5121 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Thanks Jon!

  • @ionebrown481
    @ionebrown481 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    When i watch you I always laugh so hard only tears and no sound come out.

  • @graemep.1316
    @graemep.1316 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Thanks Jon

  • @whitewineflavouredtoffee9157
    @whitewineflavouredtoffee9157 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    i can't breathe 😂😂😂😂😂 this is brilliant stuff

  • @tehnative9779
    @tehnative9779 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Im surprised I didnt see this sooner. love your comedy!

  • @Consciousbizcoach
    @Consciousbizcoach 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Brilliant 👏

  • @peterlustig329
    @peterlustig329 ปีที่แล้ว

    We really need more views of the audience for these. Then again, we can't miss a second of Jon. Quite the ... Conundrum one might say.

  • @Dunkster74
    @Dunkster74 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Didn't really expect "injaculation" to be added to my vocabulary, but here we are.

  • @davepoul8483
    @davepoul8483 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    brilliant..... funny guy...

  • @omentep
    @omentep 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    That's a great bit.

  • @GerardKean
    @GerardKean 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    I'm glad I'm wearing a mask at work

  • @leestockton9367
    @leestockton9367 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "How do you expect me to grow, if you won't let me blow!?": Rachel to Ross about him stealing her wind in Friends

  • @sarcasmo57
    @sarcasmo57 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    So did your heart eventually come?

  • @petersmith6354
    @petersmith6354 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Good lord.....I didn't know there was a name for it

  • @beatrice1700
    @beatrice1700 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I couldn't stop laughing :))

  • @puirYorick
    @puirYorick 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    a woo tale

  • @tacobell2009
    @tacobell2009 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I always find it hilarious when people think 'drink' is not 'drug'.

  • @ftd888
    @ftd888 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Jon, that was a cult. Not yoga.

  • @krimke881
    @krimke881 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Jon, Have you been to europe yet?

  • @bcaye
    @bcaye 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    It goes into the bladder, it's a real thing. Crazy, but real.

    • @akashajones6079
      @akashajones6079 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      But then you'd end up just peeing it out, so what's the difference?

    • @bcaye
      @bcaye 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@akashajones6079, no difference. No pregnancy perhaps.

    • @markkNL
      @markkNL 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@akashajones6079 The difference, besides the obvious direction of the flow, is that it is more difficult to get someone pregnant for obvious reasons. But it normally isn't something you learn, it is just weakening of the muscle between the bladder and the exit of the prostate. Some people are born with it, sometimes it happens over time, and sometimes it is the result of medication.

    • @onecalledchuck1664
      @onecalledchuck1664 ปีที่แล้ว

      Having a wank is one thing, but there’s no need to send a solo mission to Uranus.

  • @catsmeow1037
    @catsmeow1037 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I just choked on a ham sandwich

  • @Actingskint
    @Actingskint 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    If I can just find a woman called Jackie lation , I could live forever

  • @susanleslie6178
    @susanleslie6178 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I'm a middle aged woman and I would have laugh coughed in derision.

  • @nigelbenn4642
    @nigelbenn4642 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    3:19 Lenny Henry was there?

  • @DeadRpoetry1167
    @DeadRpoetry1167 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    You see. I've tried multiple times to reply in a funny artistic way.....yep...failed miserably...but that was the point!!!! Miserarable is what miserable IS. We are the dogs bollocks!! We won't deluded.....just....er...a bit jaded

    • @DeadRpoetry1167
      @DeadRpoetry1167 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I detest predictive text. It starts wars. "Hello? Mr Jin? Do I n if daughter I ki!! It cat'....Hi m8 own things. Ya wanna hang out?" Lol

    • @DeadRpoetry1167
      @DeadRpoetry1167 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Need I say more?

  • @WVgrl59
    @WVgrl59 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Hahaha

  • @p.m3735
    @p.m3735 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    😆🤣🤣😎😃😂

  • @huldaherna3935
    @huldaherna3935 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    😂😂😂😂

  • @mickeyabbot5851
    @mickeyabbot5851 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "Watch this space," ...using speech to text for the descriptions? Lol

  • @WVgrl59
    @WVgrl59 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    🤣

  • @meirwise1107
    @meirwise1107 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I'm first. I must b the #1 fan.

    • @l.m.2051
      @l.m.2051 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Or you have no life.

    • @aerialarboreal9005
      @aerialarboreal9005 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@l.m.2051 😂

    • @glebeboi
      @glebeboi 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      or you're really Jon using an alternate avatar. LOL

  • @kailahelene7169
    @kailahelene7169 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    🤣💀

  • @Corey_Lee_Slater
    @Corey_Lee_Slater 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Why then do they call it a ring-finger?

  • @joantaylor7117
    @joantaylor7117 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Bloody hell Jon…clean my night time routine to fade. It takes about 20 to 40 minutes to find sleep peace…So I recommend your Utube sound bites extend to 25 minutes. You will still get Ad money per segment so dont be greedy eh!

  • @therealunicornselene
    @therealunicornselene 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    MONTHS

  • @randomcrusader5632
    @randomcrusader5632 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    What does he not want to kill?

  • @DannyHeywood
    @DannyHeywood 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    02:45 That nice blonde lady has subconsciously covered her cocaine powder on her nose when he jokes about drugs.

  • @akatizzle1585
    @akatizzle1585 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    DMT john

  • @ved.perkashsharma7453
    @ved.perkashsharma7453 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    COMEDY..IS OK
    SUBTLE..BELITTLE--ING IS OK???

  • @zippydingding5558
    @zippydingding5558 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Yoga is a woman with to much money

  • @RoelofMalan
    @RoelofMalan 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Luv this humour. -- 1. Alcohol IS A DRUG, so is 2.coffee 3. prescribed medication 4.tobacco etc etc . Wake up call AYE !!!