Jon Richardson Won't Beat Any Meats | Best Of Jon Richardson

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  • If you didn't know, Jon Richardson won't eat your meat. Whatever you offer him, if its got meat, or something that resembles it, he's gonna give you his many notions on why that is a foolish endevour.
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  • @JonRichardson
    @JonRichardson  2 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    V-E-G-E-T-A-B-L-E spells: please shut up Jon.

  • @thatoneguy8894
    @thatoneguy8894 2 ปีที่แล้ว +70

    As an American, Kentucky, I have been a fan of 8 out of 10 cats for a few years now. I love Jimmy Carr, but let's face it, Jon is funnier.
    So as a result I am going to do my part in trying to build Jon's reputation on TH-cam in America by liking and commenting on every video he has here. Let's face it; one view, one like, one comment, and 1 new subscriber is going to do piss all (see I know brittish slang, thanks Jon) for his reputation here. But if everyone who views this can do the same, we may actually Make America Great again, without the orange dictator.
    Cheers Jon Richardson

    • @davidcounter4866
      @davidcounter4866 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      You know the slang, you just can't spell 'British.' One 'T.' And capitalized, please.

    • @WVgrl59
      @WVgrl59 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@davidcounter4866 😁

  • @Matty.Hill_87
    @Matty.Hill_87 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    All Jon's married friends were answering some questions after this came out 😂

  • @ralphstern2845
    @ralphstern2845 วันที่ผ่านมา

    “Just look to the side”.
    Subtle but so true and hilarious

  • @Poorleeno
    @Poorleeno 2 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    Best comic I’ve ever had the honor of witnessing, Hope to see him live someday!

  • @arghjayem
    @arghjayem 2 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    Jaffa cakes ARE NOT biscuits. You may treat them the same as biscuits, enjoy them the same as biscuits but they are cakes. Both in name and for tax dodging purposes, they are the biscuit equivalent of Jimmy Carr- acts like a comedian, treated like a comedian, but he (was) actually a limited company registered in Jersey for tax purposes. Hell they even share the same initials!

    • @trfcultras7463
      @trfcultras7463 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Its in the name they are cakes so anyone who disagrees is stupid

  • @Ludifant
    @Ludifant 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Scrhödinger's Jaffa Cakes didn't get a laugh, haha

  • @justinerogers8696
    @justinerogers8696 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Jon, you are the funniest OCD comedian ever. My kids are all in their late 20's and I go clean THEIR house because they won't be able to do it right. 😄

    • @Soda_Drunka
      @Soda_Drunka 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Well if they can't clean their own homes then too bad for them, istfg

    • @darmianblue3687
      @darmianblue3687 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      You know others?

  • @danawrigleywalkingstickand5677
    @danawrigleywalkingstickand5677 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    But Jon, If you don't eat yer meat, you can't have any pudding
    How can you have any pudding if you don't eat yer meat?

    • @abdullaalsaleh
      @abdullaalsaleh 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      YOU! YES, YOU! STAND STILL, LADDY!

  • @tanyasawyer5476
    @tanyasawyer5476 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    I love how the guy in the audience made the skirting boards dig. All I could think was "is that a reverse heckle? Or do we call that when roasting the audience backfires? Mission failed successfully?" 😂😂

    • @baegle527
      @baegle527 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      i dont get the skirting boards joke can u explain its bugging me tf out cuz i dont understand 😭

    • @All4Tanuki
      @All4Tanuki 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@baegle527 skirting boards are not very high, and children tend to be quite small.
      if you were wondering why skirting boards were mentioned, Jon joked about them earlier, about 5:06ish, so he was calling back to that

  • @samurai-capybara
    @samurai-capybara 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    When I watch these videos, don't laugh. I just sit nodding and saying to my girlfriend, "See!?!"

  • @favouritemoon4133
    @favouritemoon4133 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    'Why have we got so much rice?' that would be you, Jon. That said, Schrodinger's biscuit...probably also you.

  • @jde9095
    @jde9095 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Fantastic, relate so well. Truly enjoy the comedy, Thank You.

  • @just-tess
    @just-tess หลายเดือนก่อน

    dear god this is me multiple times a week about going to the store, or even just getting up to go to the kitchen for a snack...

  • @favouritemoon4133
    @favouritemoon4133 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Please upload something newer. I *love* Jon Richardson, but I have already seen and liked these clips a gazillion times ON THIS CHANNEL.

  • @Actingskint
    @Actingskint 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    John would never be able to find the carrot in a curry anyway 😉

  • @dont-want-no-wrench
    @dont-want-no-wrench 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

    having only seen him on cats replays here, in the US, had no idea how fucking hilarious he is.

  • @WVgrl59
    @WVgrl59 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Love Jon

  • @nadas9395
    @nadas9395 ปีที่แล้ว

    Feel so much more comfortable with my OCD thanks to Jon

  • @AnnA-fx7ft
    @AnnA-fx7ft 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Just had some Chocolate Wheatos for my supper. Mmmm, mmmmmm.

  • @dhaliaborg2907
    @dhaliaborg2907 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I love the olive bit 😅 can’t help but feel like he’s just offended most mediterraneans eating culture lol
    It does seem like most brits don’t really like olive, which doesn’t surprise me cause they’re taste buds are weak af 😂

  • @billheuber5884
    @billheuber5884 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Olives are absolutely disgusting and they are absolutely amazing!! They taste horrible and are one of my most favorite!

  • @sarcasmo57
    @sarcasmo57 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I like olives.

  • @barrybryant175
    @barrybryant175 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    F’n hilarious!

  • @bhartley1024
    @bhartley1024 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Must be mad, halloumi is the best.

  • @just-tess
    @just-tess หลายเดือนก่อน

    5:07 one of them was Russell Howard! th-cam.com/video/UmcJ0jhUAtM/w-d-xo.html

  • @markleon411
    @markleon411 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I'll watch the same jokes over and over in every conceivable compilation. Is that sad?

    • @Ludifant
      @Ludifant 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      if we say no... Will you keep doing it?

  • @zippydingding5558
    @zippydingding5558 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Switch it to man doing it

  • @m444ss
    @m444ss ปีที่แล้ว

    whats the difference between meat and fish?
    if you beat your fish, it will die.

  • @AnWe79
    @AnWe79 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I agree on halloumi, what fucking good is cheese that doesn't melt? And barely tastes of anything either.

    • @dielaughing73
      @dielaughing73 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      It's FRIED CHEESE! What's not to like?
      And it tastes of salt, the greatest flavour of all

  • @mariek9892
    @mariek9892 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I’ve never liked that Jon Richardson.

  • @zippydingding5558
    @zippydingding5558 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    You do know you don’t have to listen to bully wife

  • @js0988
    @js0988 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    What the actual hell is this filmed with??? A literal potato??? Not even an iPhone could get this bad quality? Well it probably could, but who the hell would use an iPhone???

    • @tamielizabethallaway2413
      @tamielizabethallaway2413 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Considering he's talking about having just moved in with two mates....yet in 2022 is actually married and a father...are you not able to figure out this routine must be from years ago?
      Years ago potatoes were the latest in digital technology! Not so much these days...
      A quick Google search reveals he got married in 2015... Add on time for dating...and there ya go! Classic King Edward circa 2013-14 ish!

    • @js0988
      @js0988 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@tamielizabethallaway2413 He wasn't even born yet when you could get better quality on literally anything.

    • @tamielizabethallaway2413
      @tamielizabethallaway2413 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      But he's not the cameraman is he! Nevertheless, it was years ago! And I don't know if you're holding a Maris Piper yourself, but my own tablet shows this video MORE THAN clearly! Maybe it's you who needs a device upgrade?

    • @zombi2896
      @zombi2896 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      It looks fine though? Are you sure you aren't on 144p