Comedians On Dating Apps | Netflix Is A Joke

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  • @caroled3943
    @caroled3943 ปีที่แล้ว +150

    As an old granny of 5 I can honestly say Thank God I don't have to be young in the time of Tinder. My body count would be in the serial killer range.

    • @susannehuber3996
      @susannehuber3996 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      😂😂😂😂😂 ❤ love your comment

    • @MsBleau
      @MsBleau ปีที่แล้ว

      If only it was men from back in my day. Otherwise, I'd be single and still a virgin.

    • @cassievining340
      @cassievining340 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Nothing wrong with that, mine’s higher than most serial killers. You’d probably be super into kink, too. 😂

    • @PinkVenom_Gaming
      @PinkVenom_Gaming ปีที่แล้ว +2

      😆😆😆

    • @kkp4297
      @kkp4297 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      yo go granny!

  • @Moose92411
    @Moose92411 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +15

    Oh my goodness Matteo Lane’s ‘fruit by the foot’ line floored me. Incredible 4:39

  • @B0952
    @B0952 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    “Ok Cup-id” 😂😂😂😂

  • @YouHadMeAtMoonPie
    @YouHadMeAtMoonPie 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    Fruit by the Foot is a way better name than Grindr. Love Matteo

  • @greatboniwanker
    @greatboniwanker ปีที่แล้ว +41

    1) This was really funny;
    2) I don't think I'd want to be Chelsea Handlers' friend 😂

    • @JesseCuoi
      @JesseCuoi ปีที่แล้ว +2

      it wasn't. 2. Why

    • @greatboniwanker
      @greatboniwanker 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      @@JesseCuoi If you didn't watch, you wouldn't know.

  • @carolinamurtha3102
    @carolinamurtha3102 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    My husband and I met in middle school, dated in high school, broke up before graduation and found each other again about five years later. He found me on MySpace and the rest is history. This was back in 2009 and we’ve talked about how we just missed dating apps. I don’t know if I could do it, I get so much anxiety at the thought of meeting up with someone I don’t know or interacting and thinking they’re catfishing the whole time. I’m really happy my husband and I worked it out in the long run but still.

  • @Tunes_Teacher
    @Tunes_Teacher ปีที่แล้ว +23

    Mat-te-O ❤️ love his standup

  • @GBfanatic15
    @GBfanatic15 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    all the okcupid messages really got me XD

  • @LarryDavidsHair
    @LarryDavidsHair 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    As a straight guy Shout out Mateo lane

  • @RoseyRebellion
    @RoseyRebellion ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Oh! The natural rizz of a Jerry. 😂😂😂

  • @randomelvis3359
    @randomelvis3359 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Mom “You can be whatever you want honey”
    Me: Ahemm….

  • @AngelVasquez-h3b
    @AngelVasquez-h3b ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Chelsey Handler is goross . .

  • @cervantesAi
    @cervantesAi ปีที่แล้ว +2

    And that's why I'm no longer in dating apps. Very strange people over there, although I think it's also pretty weird trying to "know" somebody via internet (and I'm super introverted but anyway I just ended up feeling even more like a withdrawn person when I tried to flirt in internet sites)

  • @Sakana_Ren
    @Sakana_Ren ปีที่แล้ว +1

    @Leann Morgan. Bless her heart. roflmao 😍

  • @billysullivan6788
    @billysullivan6788 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Who goes to a comedy show to see a power point presentation? NEXT!

  • @OingoLove
    @OingoLove 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Jack Black isn't a fat person, but he plays one on TV.

  • @LotsOfLove4Music
    @LotsOfLove4Music 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

    7:08 my dog cameron

  • @popliticallyyours
    @popliticallyyours ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Mark Normand is damn hilarious

  • @patricecipher6457
    @patricecipher6457 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Hahaha 😆

  • @billysullivan6788
    @billysullivan6788 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Got a problem with names......JARED?

  • @generaljellyroll8737
    @generaljellyroll8737 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Endo and ecto morphic body types. Closer to the equator where heat is a problem you get longer limbs when compared to body types closer to the poles where keeping that heat in means shorter limbs. Think tribes in Africa vs Eskimos in Alaska. That trend can be seen throughout the animal kingdom

  • @JesseCuoi
    @JesseCuoi ปีที่แล้ว

    low brow is good sometimes

  • @magueysunset
    @magueysunset ปีที่แล้ว +2

    The book The Dating App Confessions by Logan Tindell has some funny and weird stories about people using those apps.

  • @JamesB-iy4ec
    @JamesB-iy4ec ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Let's read my own book on stage cause people didn't buy my book. Wow she's not funny

  • @ekdaufin1485
    @ekdaufin1485 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    10:48 internalized weight stigma cut that..

  • @billysullivan6788
    @billysullivan6788 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Chubby Jack Black? NOPE....more like OLIVER HARDY? You probably don`t get that reference and i say. GOOD

  • @johnbergman2746
    @johnbergman2746 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Dam dude ❤❤ T

    • @greatboniwanker
      @greatboniwanker ปีที่แล้ว

      Right? I'm not even a gay, or a dude, but he's got me thinking about timers and videos screenshots and... oh my God 😂

  • @ekdaufin1485
    @ekdaufin1485 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Hate the weight stigma from the higher weight guy.

  • @pjfunkk
    @pjfunkk ปีที่แล้ว

    fuckin chlesea, what a god

  • @BrizzB
    @BrizzB 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Ugh, do not like Chelsea Handler but love Joe Koy so much, so torn by that union!

  • @Shashidhar-k9i
    @Shashidhar-k9i 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Man alone suffers so much then he compelled to invent laughter-comedy definition
    Give me chance i will make better comedy than this

  • @carlosprada4852
    @carlosprada4852 ปีที่แล้ว

    Everyone seems to be a good comedian except for Steph Kolev. The first time i saw her squatting while walking, I was like, ok this lady is imitating the characters from Batman Returns.

  • @Atrocious1
    @Atrocious1 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    first dude was trash 🗑

  • @ben9and1-3rd
    @ben9and1-3rd ปีที่แล้ว

    👍🍻

  • @billysullivan6788
    @billysullivan6788 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Steph? What is that?

  • @geekdiggy
    @geekdiggy ปีที่แล้ว +3

    6:20 this guy is both unfunny and uncomfortably tense. holy shit get this guy something to take the edge off.

    • @mamamua4644
      @mamamua4644 ปีที่แล้ว

      They were all awful

  • @beanseason6515
    @beanseason6515 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    That Jonah Hill comedian is atrocious to look at

  • @King_JappyJoe
    @King_JappyJoe ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Stand Up Comedy is Dead.

    • @Claymorw
      @Claymorw ปีที่แล้ว +6

      No it isn’t, chance are you are depressed and believe humor was better 30years ago but in reality, you are the one who changed the most and can’t realize that. I’m 40 and when I realized that, I started to laugh again

    • @King_JappyJoe
      @King_JappyJoe ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @Claymorw no there are still hilarious comedy shows that arent just political propaganda left or right. Redbar is a great example of this anti-political movement. Even Dave Chappelle just makes political pieces these days and calls it stand up.
      Theres a reason stand up specials don5 pay out like they used to unless you are a top 10 comedian getting a netflix deal

    • @beanseason6515
      @beanseason6515 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      ​@@Claymorwno, it's dead now. Mostly because the good comedians are all old and companies like Netflix are giving specials to random people off the street now apparently

    • @DaveLeonard
      @DaveLeonard ปีที่แล้ว +2

      ​@@Claymorwthat's sad you had to convince yourself to laugh in order to pretend you're happy

    • @Aeroneus1
      @Aeroneus1 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ClaymorwIt’s alive, look harder dumb dumb.

  • @mamamua4644
    @mamamua4644 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This was so unfunny. Makes me think I could be a comedian