Why Poland's Geography is the Worst

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  • @Wojtackic
    @Wojtackic 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10911

    Our history lessons are basically
    "Soooo we got attacked... Again"

  • @Maperator
    @Maperator 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6480

    "Poland is safe"
    -everyone laughs
    THE BLACK PLAGUE HITS
    -no one is laughing

    • @Spectral55
      @Spectral55 5 ปีที่แล้ว +528

      *Laughs in polish*

    • @kylethomas9130
      @kylethomas9130 5 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      I get what he's getting at in the video, but this is one part in history where I just want to ask, how?

    • @bogdankow8573
      @bogdankow8573 5 ปีที่แล้ว +343

      Higher hygiene standards, use of quarantines and towns which were not overcrowded.

    • @RandomPerson-jo7cw
      @RandomPerson-jo7cw 5 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      chuckles *YOU'RE IN DANGER*

    • @ShaunCheah
      @ShaunCheah 5 ปีที่แล้ว +238

      The story I heard was that while the rest of Europe noticed Jewish communities were being kinda spared from the plague and decided that meant they must be behind it, leading to Very Bad Things, Poland decided to ask what they were doing that made them survive so well (lots of washing, quarantine, that sort of thing) and adopt that across their country.
      Not sure how true that ultimately is but it's a nice tale to tell.

  • @davidefacchini1005
    @davidefacchini1005 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9338

    Poland: exists*
    Hitler: prepare for trouble
    Stalin: make it double

    • @helixx4678
      @helixx4678 5 ปีที่แล้ว +340

      Also Hitler: hippity hoppity the Soviet Union is now my property

    • @opalen903
      @opalen903 5 ปีที่แล้ว +300

      Mussolini: Mussolini, that's right!

    • @takatukatakatuka
      @takatukatakatuka 5 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      Did you mean *Make it triple*

    • @dongiorno3393
      @dongiorno3393 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Roketto-dan!

    • @crpse-qf6rh
      @crpse-qf6rh 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      HelixX stalin be like : this my time to shine

  • @alan93xx66
    @alan93xx66 2 ปีที่แล้ว +333

    123 years out of the map, and we still speak polish language 😎 that's really impressive and I'm proud I know polish 😄

    • @doiz3849
      @doiz3849 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Right how many Irish know their native gaelic language, how many Scottish does their also and are independent totally?they are under UK dominium and speak english now mostly

    • @alan93xx66
      @alan93xx66 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@doiz3849 I know pal, I live in Wales and same here no one speak Welsh even tho they got this language In school. Sad it is.

    • @ismahilinumbganva3767
      @ismahilinumbganva3767 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Polish is such a difficult and beautiful language, I'm a little jealous to narive speakers, making first baby steps in leaning it.
      You're incredibly lucky to just know it!

    • @alan93xx66
      @alan93xx66 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@ismahilinumbganva3767 I can only imagine hard time you have learning it 😅 good luck tho, hope you will speak as native soon 😊

    • @annaak7849
      @annaak7849 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      We carry the language with us, we carry Poland with us.

  • @casey653
    @casey653 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6074

    Country: exists
    RLL: hippity hoppity your geography is an absolute atrocity

    • @edgelord8337
      @edgelord8337 5 ปีที่แล้ว +125

      Geography now: fu--

    • @ShahidKarim-rz2ep
      @ShahidKarim-rz2ep 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @Casey amazing!

    • @zelder1371
      @zelder1371 5 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      Except for France

    • @zikon4625
      @zikon4625 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      wow you have 666 likes

    • @technicult2003
      @technicult2003 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      «Hippity hoppity your geography is an absolute catastrophe” also works.

  • @legomunable
    @legomunable 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6363

    this entire video in short: Germany and Russia being mean.

    • @footballnerd277
      @footballnerd277 5 ปีที่แล้ว +171

      Moral of the video, have strong relationships with your neighbours by being members of the EU and Nato

    • @obscureoccultist9158
      @obscureoccultist9158 5 ปีที่แล้ว +113

      @@shiddyshmiddy2360 because Austria is Germany. Trust me. I know an Austrian who would agree

    • @bn56would
      @bn56would 5 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      @@obscureoccultist9158 I am friends with an entire Austrian family and trust me, they completely oppose the idea that Austrians are Germans. This is the common belief within their country now, too.

    • @frank1313
      @frank1313 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Hello more like them memeing themselves

    • @christophebrou1178
      @christophebrou1178 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      ma ni I‘m
      Austrian..you are talking shit!

  • @morvran9074
    @morvran9074 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1290

    Japan: huricanes
    Iceland: Vulcanos
    France: Belgian borders speaking in germs
    Poland: neighborts

    • @Siegberg91
      @Siegberg91 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Japan surived thanks to the huricanes^^ poor mongolians. And Iceland is striving thanks to cheap Thermal energy.

    • @morvran9074
      @morvran9074 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@Siegberg91 but is very dangerus, yes this is good now, but huricane, no nature we can't controle, and wy never will control,

    • @Siegberg91
      @Siegberg91 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@morvran9074 yeah but still we can adapt. There are ways to keep humans safe If nobody cheapens out on the preparations.

    • @andrespodra8459
      @andrespodra8459 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      as if if Russia has great nabours, surrounded by peaceful hobbits and elves.

    • @boshengjones1778
      @boshengjones1778 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Japan is famous for earth quakes. Not at all for hurricans - most of which tend to come from the Phillippines and move onto Taiwan or southern china, before going into Japan itself.

  • @j.6887
    @j.6887 2 ปีที่แล้ว +570

    Yes, that's why Poles know exactly what Russian "Salvation and de-nazification" means.
    For us it meant:
    - invasion, occupation, camps, deportations to Siberia, mass displacement, plunder, loss of sovereignty and decades of dependence and exploitation by the Soviets.
    Decades have passed... and seems that Russia has not changed its Modus Operandi.

    • @Embrod
      @Embrod 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yes, but West disgustingly whitewashes Nazi sentinemnts of Ukraine. Same style like Russian whitewash Soviet Union.
      It's disgusting, but more disgusting is fact that "polish" government, do absolutely nothing.

    • @bjornborg4849
      @bjornborg4849 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      wasnt that Communism? and now we are introducing large scale communism/socialism in the EU. Poland is still resisting it, but perhaps they will eventually succumb to the EU bureaucracy

    • @FanZubra123
      @FanZubra123 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I can't agree more.

    • @dominikdrabek4733
      @dominikdrabek4733 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Yeah and in 1939 it wasn't germans, it was nazis right?

    • @bjornborg4849
      @bjornborg4849 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@dominikdrabek4733 I would say it was Nazi Germany/Germans. But are introducing Naziism in the eu? The reason I made that comparison is because now socialism is en vogue again in the EU. I cannot say the same about Naziism

  • @nadwanrosetta2942
    @nadwanrosetta2942 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3953

    Poland is like a phoenix, every time she dies, it rises from ashes
    Love from Iraq

    • @stictker
      @stictker 4 ปีที่แล้ว +129

      *dies
      *gets revived
      *dies again
      *gets revived again
      An Eternal Phoenix Cycle.

    • @beasnoil3139
      @beasnoil3139 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      *Hetalia vibes*

    • @domi539
      @domi539 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@beasnoil3139 you see Hetalia everywhere too?

    • @metaxa715
      @metaxa715 4 ปีที่แล้ว +100

      Thank You for Your kind words. Peace for You and Your country IRAQ from Polish patriotic citizen.

    • @szymonpinkowski256
      @szymonpinkowski256 4 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      I wish that your country stop being atacked but with biden in Office Theres A big Chance of another atack

  • @jackconate9569
    @jackconate9569 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7771

    It seems to me that the existence of Poland is a miracle.

    • @GurpreetSingh-zn4nl
      @GurpreetSingh-zn4nl 4 ปีที่แล้ว +118

      NATO

    • @geraldgriesen
      @geraldgriesen 4 ปีที่แล้ว +368

      Sheer will power

    • @teo-medesi
      @teo-medesi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +76

      its a curse

    • @HW.0029
      @HW.0029 4 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      It’s just an ugly product of the Versailles treaty.

    • @LeighJFP
      @LeighJFP 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Are you Poland

  • @casper6405
    @casper6405 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2680

    Every nation: you died
    Poland: yes....but I lived

    • @vijexa
      @vijexa 4 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      But it refused.

    • @johnnyappleseed4794
      @johnnyappleseed4794 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@vijexa Yet it'll become dependent on outside help if it ever gets invaded again. God forbid that ever happen again

    • @nighthowk117
      @nighthowk117 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@johnnyappleseed4794 Dont you relize that at this date there are maybe 4 countries that would be able to hold on their own against another superpower?? As for war with a European Nation if it was 1 on 1 it could end either way.

    • @johnnyappleseed4794
      @johnnyappleseed4794 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@nighthowk117 No. I meant the European Union as a whole. At least Poland would have some chance given that they'd only be invaded from the west and maybe the north and southwest this time

    • @nighthowk117
      @nighthowk117 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@johnnyappleseed4794 Well Poland would still do better then if it happened to any other country in Europe mabe UK and Swiss would do nearly as good but I doubt it, also unlike Poland in Situations where Poland would Win against odds those two dont stand a chance without the Geographics around them. There is Liteerally no country in the WOrld that would be able to win against such an Attack so that kind of Argument is basicall Pointless.

  • @pierrekiroule2827
    @pierrekiroule2827 2 ปีที่แล้ว +434

    Poland, Polish langage and civilization, and Polish people are very very résilient. Both have my utmost respect and i'd like to visit Poland once. Amitiés de France.

    • @strangelet5677
      @strangelet5677 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      merci beaucoup :) Pozdrowiam

    • @ilonaoglecka9174
      @ilonaoglecka9174 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Witaj. Francja w latach 80-tych, w stanie wojennym w Polsce, dała mi godne życie. Była dla mnie odskocznią do lepszej egzystencji. Dziś mieszkam w Polsce, ale wdzięczna będę Francji do końca swojego życia. Pozdrawiam z Warszawy wszystkich Francuzów.♥

    • @krzysztofp7846
      @krzysztofp7846 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      vive l a France

    • @livemajimareaction9418
      @livemajimareaction9418 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Angriff

    • @Sonic_5342
      @Sonic_5342 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      and i'd love to see Paris
      pozdrowienia z Polski

  • @St0nek
    @St0nek 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2733

    "Have a lot of strong friends"
    *Laughs in French/British

    • @lastar6118
      @lastar6118 5 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      I know this one hah

    • @Rafal_Wu
      @Rafal_Wu 5 ปีที่แล้ว +430

      Niebieski w naszej fladze znaczy lojalność naszych sojuszników

    • @shymj5853
      @shymj5853 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @@Rafal_Wu xD

    • @angel-eg7bs
      @angel-eg7bs 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Rafal Wu XD

    • @Przemo1223
      @Przemo1223 4 ปีที่แล้ว +116

      translate "
      blue in polish flag. means loyal allies"

  • @Mr.Pallanza
    @Mr.Pallanza 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1333

    Title: "Why Poland's Geography is the Worst?"
    Me: Neighbors.

    • @mathew8978
      @mathew8978 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      hey if you are intrested you can watch this video "polish army parade 1966" there you will see how strong Poland was in that time. everybody was afraid of us. we were ready for war 24/7. we could even stop the soviets but again our politicians made wrong and stupid decisions. if our leaders were a little bit braver we were able to defeat soviet union and east Germany at the same time.

    • @mfra959
      @mfra959 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Fuck Neighbors Poland 😂😂

    • @thebluefrog6496
      @thebluefrog6496 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @Al Qaeda WERE intelligent

    • @Fylnnn
      @Fylnnn 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@mfra959 Anjir org polandia versi upside down haha

    • @eMilka0741
      @eMilka0741 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@mfra959 bruh

  • @3amwithdaboiz589
    @3amwithdaboiz589 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3054

    Poland is a country that still stands after the past dark years.
    Respect from Greece.

    • @groch2900
      @groch2900 4 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      So are you , my friends, so are you. History of the country of mine is a lot shorter than yours, but there are some indistupable similarities.

    • @Journey_to_who_knows
      @Journey_to_who_knows 4 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      They are hardcore people even after it was completely deleted off the map to become a district of Russia, the language was banned for decades. They finally gained back independence and were immediately razed and occupied again, they still rose again.

    • @thedude8248
      @thedude8248 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @3AMwithdaboiz thank you for your support, I’m also polish

    • @noname-sl7vf
      @noname-sl7vf 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      JD

    • @martiansplat6587
      @martiansplat6587 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Nobody gonna mention that at 5:39 Romania is called “Rumania”

  • @neophyte1994
    @neophyte1994 2 ปีที่แล้ว +377

    I was in Poznan for a few days, such a beautiful city, Poland for me is such a different world from here.
    Love from Holland

    • @kolegamichal1360
      @kolegamichal1360 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      If we will compare Poznań to Kraków or Wrocław. Poznań is ugly

    • @realunmrnm
      @realunmrnm 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I’m thinking to moving to Netherlands and I appreciate your advice

    • @realunmrnm
      @realunmrnm 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@kolegamichal1360 what’s the most beautiful city?

    • @kolegamichal1360
      @kolegamichal1360 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@realunmrnm in Poland? It's Wrocław

    • @estik3
      @estik3 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Thx

  • @balintkapi6925
    @balintkapi6925 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14774

    I'm a simple hungarian man, if I see Poland, I click

    • @yerroslawsum
      @yerroslawsum 5 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      surely you mean tap*?

    • @Aalpine001
      @Aalpine001 5 ปีที่แล้ว +931

      Hungarians are our only friends in this world full of hypocrisy

    • @Aalpine001
      @Aalpine001 5 ปีที่แล้ว +510

      @Henry Layman Polish government is also full of shit.

    • @ruuna3887
      @ruuna3887 5 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      magyar lengjel! hope i didn't misspell

    • @kojak8403
      @kojak8403 5 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      Jarek Zzzi - all bitching aside - an entirely honest government would be the worst joke ever

  • @Panda-in7jo
    @Panda-in7jo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2607

    Better translation of Polish anthem is "As long as we live, poland is not lost"

    • @piotrgrafik
      @piotrgrafik 4 ปีที่แล้ว +127

      Yes, with this correction it is more correct and makes more sense :). Thank you.
      "Poland is not lost yet, as long as we (The Polish people ) live."

    • @the_Ikar
      @the_Ikar 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      things the other forces took us
      we will obtain with saber
      Is that translarion good enough?

    • @damianwyka5662
      @damianwyka5662 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      @@the_Ikar what the foreign violence took from us
      We (will) with saber take back
      This is more direct translation i believe

    • @the_Ikar
      @the_Ikar 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@damianwyka5662 I agree

    • @the_Ikar
      @the_Ikar 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      As a polish people we all speak english only for english speakers to understand

  • @Gabsboy123
    @Gabsboy123 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4349

    *At the Germany-Poland border*
    Border guard: "Name?"
    German tourist: "Hans"
    B: "Occupation?"
    G: "Nope, just visiting"

    • @tomfu6210
      @tomfu6210 3 ปีที่แล้ว +365

      From Berlin to Warsaw on one tank

    • @tomfu6210
      @tomfu6210 3 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      @@nephone That's Top Gear joke from their ad on diesel VW Scirocco :-D

    • @noanyidea87
      @noanyidea87 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Dobre :)

    • @aztekwarrior8398
      @aztekwarrior8398 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I've seen this joke before but I don't quite get it wat does it mean🤔🤔🤔

    • @monkeydank7842
      @monkeydank7842 3 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      What do you like most, about your German neighbor?
      It’s not our Russian neighbor.

  • @sunilnaugain8736
    @sunilnaugain8736 3 ปีที่แล้ว +108

    Poland is not yet lost and will never be lost. Love Poland from India 🇮🇳🇵🇱.
    Also one day Poland cAn InTo SpAcE.

    • @rrrsaw1414
      @rrrsaw1414 ปีที่แล้ว

      😀

    • @Ardenict
      @Ardenict 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      We don't accept you

  • @INSiDErria
    @INSiDErria 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2822

    Poland :exists
    Germany and Russia :i dont know why but i dont like this guy

    • @kirillassasin
      @kirillassasin 3 ปีที่แล้ว +101

      And then I took it personally

    • @sloppyoyster5779
      @sloppyoyster5779 3 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      No it is more like a gang bang

    • @Lica_The_Furry
      @Lica_The_Furry 3 ปีที่แล้ว +134

      Poland: exists
      Literally all of their neighbors: but what if you didn't

    • @peterpocaji5754
      @peterpocaji5754 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      play europa universalis and you will get it

    • @wowgmplayer
      @wowgmplayer 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Does poland need some of that muricas freedom :D

  • @gdanski72
    @gdanski72 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3927

    When polish person die and ask God "why did you put us between Germany and Russia?" .... God responded ... No other nation would have survive there.

    • @NeonLine
      @NeonLine 5 ปีที่แล้ว +145

      people always say Germany and Russia but the threats north and south were real too

    • @St0nek
      @St0nek 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Tak

    • @lutzmeyering8584
      @lutzmeyering8584 5 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Well but poland didnt survive

    • @St0nek
      @St0nek 5 ปีที่แล้ว +195

      @@lutzmeyering8584 We might die but we never fall.
      No matter how many times was Poland destroyed it managed to recover, and we are still where we are.

    • @sophiexxx455
      @sophiexxx455 5 ปีที่แล้ว +88

      Oj już przestańcie, takie chełpienie się naszą historią.

  • @jldldr3933
    @jldldr3933 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1290

    Poles are some tough sobs. Created a nation in the middle of the european plains, constantly assaulted, and they survived it all. Respect.

    • @olek5628
      @olek5628 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      I'm from Poland and
      Respect
      Level

    • @hdudhfhxhdhdhfhhdjdhdx5938
      @hdudhfhxhdhdhfhhdjdhdx5938 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      👊

    • @msakbar12345
      @msakbar12345 4 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      Until indonesia came and reverse their flag

    • @larsp7214
      @larsp7214 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Because Britain and France wanted to weaken Germany(and Russia secondarily) thus they created and defended the modern polish state

    • @SneednFeed21
      @SneednFeed21 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @Zaakit Iiii'm pretty sure Lars P is referring to the Polish state created after WW1 from former Austrian, German, and Russian lands. The British and French absolutely did want to defend post ww1 Poland to keep Russia, Germany, and former Austrian lands from getting too powerful, which obviously didn't really work since they backed down.

  • @MJ-jc6ys
    @MJ-jc6ys 2 ปีที่แล้ว +263

    Nice video, however during 1569-1795 it wasn't just Poland but Polish-Lithuanian commonwealth - i.e. the union of two countries. Lithuania actually had a larger land area than Poland before the union and Polish access to the Black Sea was granted through Lithuania (The Grand Duthy of Lithuania at that time).

    • @klatkaytfafik509
      @klatkaytfafik509 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Yes but when it became a commonwealth, the king were always Polish and it had Polish army etc..

    • @birutelelkiene7698
      @birutelelkiene7698 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@klatkaytfafik509 Commonwealth was created by Lithuania and Poland - together:) Both members were at least theoretically equal;)

    • @wholelottamin
      @wholelottamin 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@birutelelkiene7698 Key word here is theoretically.

    • @sirgalahad2
      @sirgalahad2 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@wholelottamin Yep. Unfortunately, the Poles got the taste of imperialism in their mouths and tried to slowly turn their neighbour Lithuanians, Ukrainian, Belarus peoples etc. into poles. To be fair though that's pretty much what every large state did at the time.

    • @bicyclemk2851
      @bicyclemk2851 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@sirgalahad2 It was in no way comparable to other empires. A lot of the these people who were polonised weren't forced but it was through convenience. There was some inequality within the commonwealth but what country even is truly equal?

  • @enginkara1755
    @enginkara1755 5 ปีที่แล้ว +818

    Here is a nice historical anecdote:
    There was a yearly held meeting between all the foreign ambassadors in Istanbul and the Sultan, where the Sultan would ask about news from the respective countries.
    Before each meeting, the names and the nations of the ambassadors would be read by an announcer. After the announcer had read all the names, he then would say that the ambassador from Poland was absent. This went on for the whole 124 years of Poland's occupation. With this small gesture, the Ottoman Sultan showed that he acknowledged that the state of Poland still existed, even when it did not have any land to rule over.

    • @maciejhammer2266
      @maciejhammer2266 5 ปีที่แล้ว +100

      It is curious how it was the Ottomans who kept the memory alive, as for a long time fighting with Poland was their full time job. Tough love?
      You have to admire the sultan though.

    • @enginkara1755
      @enginkara1755 5 ปีที่แล้ว +174

      @@maciejhammer2266 No reason to take it personally, the Ottomans fought everybody and most of the time multiple nations at once. That is just what empires do. But there is honorable fighting and then there is dishonorable fighting. The Ottomans strongly felt that it was not honorable what was done to Poland.

    • @damian4926
      @damian4926 5 ปีที่แล้ว +175

      Poles and Ottomans were honorable enemies. That was snot the case with Prussians or Russians.
      In 15th century Poland won war with Prussians 1v1. The Polish King could just enter their land, annex it and murder all Prussians replacing them with Poles as the Teutonic Order(Prussians) did with original Prussians. He was merciful and didn't do that. He allowed them speak German, have their rights, freedoms, established Hohenzollern line and although Prussia was part of Polish Kingdom, those people kept living their life normally.
      In 18th century after Poland got weakened by Swedes and Ottomans, Prussians betrayed and annexed Poland 3v1 together with Russians and Austrians(who's butt Poland saved from Ottomans 100 years ealier). They started ethnical cleansing, started murdering Poles, expelled them from their lands, banned Polish speech and were killing for speaking Polish, they were constantly pushing east killing Poles and replacing them with Germans constantly for 123 years. What they were doing for those 123 years was a foundation of later became Nazi racism.
      Just a short story that compares actions of Ottomans towards Poles who were their greatest enemy for centuries and Prussians, who have been given mercy by Poles after they lost numerous wars and their rights and freedoms have been kept.

    • @shelbyg.8553
      @shelbyg.8553 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Wholesome

    • @polskiszlachcic3648
      @polskiszlachcic3648 5 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      @@damian4926 Well said. People forget that overrated and overhyped Prussia pretty existed because they were at the mercy of Poland. Heck, if Poland really wanted to, they could've polonized it back then. But we were too tolerant towards them. Way too tolerant. We should've been more careful with them if you consider what they have done to Sorbs and Polabians.

  • @thecitizenoftheinternet1077
    @thecitizenoftheinternet1077 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3144

    What kind of disasters each country had to deal with:
    Japan: Earthquakes and tsunamis
    USA: Tornadoes, extreme heat and hurricanes
    African countries: Droughts
    India and China: Pollution
    Maledives: Rising ocean level
    Bangladesh: Floods
    Indonesia: Volcanoes
    Poland: Neighbours

    • @kingz_danklv3683
      @kingz_danklv3683 2 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      True -_-

    • @dimazahaiko1803
      @dimazahaiko1803 2 ปีที่แล้ว +93

      Ukraine: Muscovites

    • @skill_issue__
      @skill_issue__ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +125

      Australia: emus

    • @Dombz
      @Dombz 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Yeah people were and still are greedy and traitorous.

    • @johnb6913
      @johnb6913 2 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      The Netherlands' disaster is their cuisine.

  • @nazywajmniev
    @nazywajmniev 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3461

    Just in case if anyone was wondering, the line "Poland is not yet lost", is a line from our national anthem, the anthem starts with "Jeszcze Polska nie zginęła, kiedy my żyjemy!", which means "Poland is not yet lost , for as long as we're alive!".
    I think it's a particularly amazing quote, summarising the polish history quite well.

    • @mikoajsieh3604
      @mikoajsieh3604 3 ปีที่แล้ว +177

      We had a bear during wwII in the army his name is Wojtek

    • @Bearzzz935
      @Bearzzz935 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@mikoajsieh3604 we Włoszech

    • @noone3272
      @noone3272 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      If I were german emperor I'd have sent all poles to a colony and named it new Poland- preferably Africa.- Tanzania or something.
      Only poles will live there.

    • @nazywajmniev
      @nazywajmniev 3 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      @@noone3272 1st thing good luck sending "all Poles". You're saying that like if it was easy.
      2nd thing, That wasn't what they wanted to do. They wanted to capture Poland and germanize the people there.
      3rd thing, they would have to own the terrain in africa to send the poles to.

    • @noone3272
      @noone3272 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@nazywajmniev I know but that's what caused resentment among poles. That's why I said send all poles to Africa- Germany had colonies bigger than Poland and more resourceful .
      I know its costly but Germany was one of the 3 biggest economies then . In the long run itd be beneficial for Germany.
      Ofcourse Germany would help develop the new colony of Poland- it should be easier as it'd be from the beginning.
      No offense meant but it's just a what if I was German leader scenario.

  • @agatix
    @agatix 2 ปีที่แล้ว +421

    I think Poland have one of the more unique history 🤔 Don't saying it as a polish citizen but as someone interested in history in general ☺️

    • @koszyk91
      @koszyk91 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      yep we stays on our land since last ice age something about 12 000 years

    • @Lisekplhehe
      @Lisekplhehe 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Hopefully our future history will be a tad bit less exciting...

    • @gru2671
      @gru2671 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@Lisekplhehe i hope we'll be strong democratic country. No wars and we would have great economy, better living, better hdi and bigger gdp per capita

    • @Lisekplhehe
      @Lisekplhehe 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@gru2671 And better housing market. Half a mil for 30 m^2 is ridiculus.

    • @gru2671
      @gru2671 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Lisekplhehe for real

  • @mikemg4554
    @mikemg4554 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5239

    *Poland in 1939:* We have strong allies.
    *UK and France when Germany invades Poland:* I have never met this man in my life...

    • @janpencil101
      @janpencil101 4 ปีที่แล้ว +236

      1000 % true

    • @gazlink1
      @gazlink1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +80

      ..... You mean declaring war and preparing to fight to the bitter end, if necessary alone is pretending you never met them?! Did you want them to wave a magic wand?

    • @gazlink1
      @gazlink1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +77

      Russia when Germany invades Poland : hey, Nazi Germany - we're allies! Let's share the spoils.. half each? Nazi Germany - OK socialist comrades.

    • @maly512
      @maly512 4 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      Anglicy nas zdradzili francja sie starala

    • @lingardinho1226
      @lingardinho1226 4 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      England attacked Germany dropping leaflets on Berlin.

  • @okularnik125
    @okularnik125 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2534

    Thats weird its video about Poland and not 99% comments are in polish.

    • @nooooplease7060
      @nooooplease7060 5 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      okularnik125 it's cuz the video is in english

    • @okularnik125
      @okularnik125 5 ปีที่แล้ว +452

      @@nooooplease7060 Polish people speak English really well. Every polish school teaches English from elementary to college. And English is obligatory. Only boomers dont because they were taught russian

    • @nojatha4637
      @nojatha4637 5 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      I’m 1/4 Polish

    • @dziendobry9692
      @dziendobry9692 5 ปีที่แล้ว +137

      @@nojatha4637 Więc powinieneś w 1/4 rozumieć co napisałem ;]

    • @filipgajewski7170
      @filipgajewski7170 5 ปีที่แล้ว +100

      @@okularnik125 yeah but the system is absolute crap and the kids still stuggle with understanding rapid sentences or communicating

  • @HelloWorld-gl9bd
    @HelloWorld-gl9bd 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3069

    I’m pretty sure Russia and Germany find this geography quite useful

  • @FloStudios
    @FloStudios 2 ปีที่แล้ว +86

    My paternal family is 100% Polish but I've never known anything about them or the political history. The closest I ever came to Polish cultural heritage was the occasional Polish meal, or my great aunt and uncle singing Polish folk songs when I was a kid. But various current events from the escalation with Ukraine to things as small as my brother learning Polish, I've suddenly become very interested in learning about this. Thank you for the video.

    • @recordofragnarokisapurehyp6660
      @recordofragnarokisapurehyp6660 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I hope you'll rediscover your Polish identity. There are many Poles abroad who currently rediscover their Polish identity.

  • @BL-gt5cp
    @BL-gt5cp 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1385

    There are some sarcastic comments about the 1st line of the national anthem of Poland: "Poland has not perished yet...." but it should not be analyzed without the context of the second verse which says: ".... when we (Poles) are alive". That is a simple declaration that until the Poles are alive they will fight for the freedom of their country. The occupants tried to erase the history, language and culture of this nation for over a century and this statement is about perseverence to rise against the occupants.

    • @vengefulavenger6411
      @vengefulavenger6411 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      They will perish for sure. The birth rate is below replacement level & nothing can be done.

    • @NMvirus
      @NMvirus 5 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      @@vengefulavenger6411 Nothing can be done? Low birth rates are not that dangerous if you are not at the same time importing foreign people. You can always have more children. What matters is that you remain of the same kind.

    • @hbp437
      @hbp437 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@vengefulavenger6411 Allow some Muslim refugees then 😂😂

    • @vengefulavenger6411
      @vengefulavenger6411 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@NMvirus Low birth rates destroy a nation. An inverted population pyramid is nothing short of a disaster. The whole economy is geared towards care of the elderly, all the jobs are in healthcare & nursing. There is no entrepreneurship. There is economic contraction, declining living standards & greatly increased taxation of the young.

    • @vengefulavenger6411
      @vengefulavenger6411 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@hbp437 African migrants are the future of every developed country. The future of Europe is African.

  • @kalinandonov2799
    @kalinandonov2799 5 ปีที่แล้ว +827

    Such a wonderful nation, with difficult history. Поздрав from Bulgaria.

  • @InvertedGigachad
    @InvertedGigachad 5 ปีที่แล้ว +704

    Having 2 neighbors that hate each other is never good geography.
    Approved by:
    Poland
    Belgium
    Luxemburg
    The Netherlands
    Korea

    • @fahrimertdincer8421
      @fahrimertdincer8421 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      And turkey yup we have 2+

    • @edwardsazonov1034
      @edwardsazonov1034 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Ukraine too

    • @wojciech9538
      @wojciech9538 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@edwardsazonov1034 yea but you shouldn't exist tbh

    • @alaric_
      @alaric_ 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Or having one reaaaaally bad neigbour like Finland against Russia. Korea at least have some fighting chance by the numbers....

    • @wojciech9538
      @wojciech9538 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Which Korea are we Talking about

  • @ivanos_95
    @ivanos_95 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    Poland may have some tough competition, but its geography is definitely not the worst, considering that some other countries in this region have no access to the sea, no mountain-fences, no larger rivers for transportation, no barren plains for agriculture, or they're stuck in the mountains/peninsulas and had no space for expansion, so Poland's geography is actually pretty good.

  • @miker.9138
    @miker.9138 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2060

    Country: Exists
    Real Life Lore: "Here's why your geography sucks."

    • @alaric_
      @alaric_ 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Except select few like Sweden and Norway which are tucked away behind others if shtf...

    • @ultragamer4960
      @ultragamer4960 5 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      *Laughs in American*

    • @toodley
      @toodley 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Laughs in British

    • @mohamedmcm375
      @mohamedmcm375 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      *LAUGHS IN SOMALI* *COUGH 2X

    • @JastwatchingYT
      @JastwatchingYT 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Poland almost didn't exist

  • @shuhratkessikbayev8886
    @shuhratkessikbayev8886 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1972

    Poland: *Exists*
    Nazi German: Here comes trouble!
    USSR: Make it double!

    • @ProgramPierwszy
      @ProgramPierwszy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +117

      and after years:
      Poland: Exist
      Nazi German: Doesn't exist
      USSR: Doesn't exist

    • @ProgramPierwszy
      @ProgramPierwszy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @Toxic LOL 😂 You mean Third Reich and USSR? 🤣🤣🤣

    • @jekesan4221
      @jekesan4221 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@ProgramPierwszy Both still exist,just different ruling government

    • @itznicolxo3837
      @itznicolxo3837 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      *Czechia: am i joke to you?*

    • @shuhratkessikbayev8886
      @shuhratkessikbayev8886 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@itznicolxo3837 imagine having your own allies give away *YOUR* land that they have no control over and left you for dead

  • @liltinglullaby3282
    @liltinglullaby3282 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4199

    It's a wonder that after those harsh years, Poland still has a ~38M population. Love from Hungary to my Polish brothers. 🇭🇺❤🇵🇱

    • @alexandrapark3832
      @alexandrapark3832 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      44m last time i heard

    • @Dihyyy
      @Dihyyy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +125

      +20 mln outside border

    • @realify4830
      @realify4830 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      We salute you :)

    • @hia5235
      @hia5235 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Should be so much higher.....there was 10 million people in France in Roman times. Europeans have suffered enormous population loss over the last 2 centuries.

    • @arsenprod999
      @arsenprod999 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      I am greeck but my mum is Polish

  • @ilordepic
    @ilordepic 2 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    We can't really imagine having to struggle with bad geography like Poland massive respect from India 🇮🇳🇮🇩

    • @C4llm32
      @C4llm32 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      ❤ from 🇵🇱

  • @youwantmyname9208
    @youwantmyname9208 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1668

    Germany and Russia: *REEEEEEEEEEE*
    Poland: Why do we live in a middle of this madness?

    • @Delson868
      @Delson868 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Poland actually attacked Russia and occupied its lands in 17th century, even Moscow for 2 years. Later Russia just took back her lands.

    • @dominikkurowski2898
      @dominikkurowski2898 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      @@Delson868 Russia in this time take a LITTLE BIT more then what we take from Russia.

    • @Delson868
      @Delson868 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@dominikkurowski2898 Take it back from Ukraine now.

    • @rinyc9100
      @rinyc9100 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@dominikkurowski2898 that is history

    • @ntr86
      @ntr86 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      @@Delson868 Poland had 21 wars with Russia, out of which 20 were started by Russia. Occupation of Moscow was part of one this wars, in which Russia lost. Aim of this occupation was to install friendly government, and stop this constant pressure from east.
      You see, Poland never had business in conquer of Russia, only in stopping it from its agression.

  • @caityreads8070
    @caityreads8070 5 ปีที่แล้ว +318

    "...led to almost constant attacks from strong outside powers" (footage of guys on quadbikes)
    yea dude, remember the Ottoman quadbike cavalry? shit was scary

    • @hwolff-fh9te
      @hwolff-fh9te 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      😂😂😂😂

    • @SoWhat1221
      @SoWhat1221 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Can you imagine being lanced by a guy on a quadbike? Genuinely a terrifying prospect.

    • @comradekenobi6908
      @comradekenobi6908 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@SoWhat1221 that would be painful

    • @comradekenobi6908
      @comradekenobi6908 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@dudexyzu9415 I just imagine 2 Jannisaries one at the front as the driver and the other just hurling spears while in a quadbike

  • @amer8011
    @amer8011 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2736

    Poland: exists
    Germany and Russia: allow us to introduce ourselves.

    • @Ponanoix
      @Ponanoix 5 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      no

    • @youtubeuser72636
      @youtubeuser72636 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Lmao

    • @tanglestone3563
      @tanglestone3563 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      That happened many yers ago . About 200 . When they partitioned it

    • @amer8011
      @amer8011 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @CamelMan302 Austria only joined once ,and it can be represented by Germany because Austrians are Germans

    • @chrisadlc1
      @chrisadlc1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      And then in WW2 : allow me to re-introduce myself .. my name is HOV H to the OV

  • @sledgehog1
    @sledgehog1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    Of course it is not yet lost, neither was it ever lost or will it ever be, as long as the spirit lives!
    Pozdrawiam serdecznie z Portugalii(your next neighbour in the list of countries)!
    🇵🇱🇵🇹

  • @acerusea5156
    @acerusea5156 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1862

    Poland: Helps Prussia and Austria defend against the Ottoman Empire
    Prussia and Austria: Literally annexes the nation that saved them

    • @mirzahamzabaig5667
      @mirzahamzabaig5667 5 ปีที่แล้ว +365

      Also Ottomans: *Oppose the Polish partition*
      Ironic.

    • @lukzloty
      @lukzloty 5 ปีที่แล้ว +98

      But still, between Vienna and First Partition, some 90 years have passed. 3-4 generations if not more. I mean, it was not an immediate "betrayal".

    • @aminadabbrulle8252
      @aminadabbrulle8252 5 ปีที่แล้ว +82

      @@lukzloty Austrians were ungrateful immediately.

    • @volkhen0
      @volkhen0 5 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Squatting Slav actually the part under Russian occupation called Kingdom of Poland kept its army, judiciary system and personal freedoms and parliament (yet rarely called for gathering), only after the November uprising in 1830all of it was lost.

    • @aminadabbrulle8252
      @aminadabbrulle8252 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Squatting Slav I was talking about emperor sending off his share of Vienna loot, offered by John III Sobieski, to the bottom of warehouse with description "bleak and in bad taste".

  • @Aderal12
    @Aderal12 4 ปีที่แล้ว +895

    Just to clarify, our anthem says “Poland didn’t die yet, as long as we are alive” not “Poland isn’t lost yet” in reference to us creating our nation, not our government or borders.

    • @Tomasz_Piekarski
      @Tomasz_Piekarski 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Both phrases mean exactly the same in English, so what's the big deal?

    • @Aderal12
      @Aderal12 4 ปีที่แล้ว +75

      BEERCOASTERSpl they are not the same in Polish, it’s not a big deal, yet clarification.

    • @user-eg6xu7cr8e
      @user-eg6xu7cr8e 4 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      They don't mean exactly the same in English...

    • @asiam8615
      @asiam8615 4 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      To put you in the picture, the whole 1st verse is:
      "Poland has not yet died,
      As long as we still live.
      What the foreign power has seized from us,
      We shall recapture with a sabre."
      even the anthem tells us about our problems with other countries 😂

    • @Aderal12
      @Aderal12 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Magda 1234 fair point 😅

  • @lukemaczynski455
    @lukemaczynski455 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2879

    What Polish Flag Stands For-
    White: Honor
    Red: Valor
    Blue: Loyal allies

    • @ghostrage2000
      @ghostrage2000 5 ปีที่แล้ว +215

      Unoriginal, but true

    • @pyroman2918
      @pyroman2918 5 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      Well, at least the British and the French went to war for Poland in 1939. They threw Czechoslovakia, also their ally, under the bus completely.

    • @Nakaska
      @Nakaska 5 ปีที่แล้ว +274

      @@pyroman2918 ''British and French went to war for Poland in 1939'' maybe on paper but they didn't do shit until the Germans destroyed Poland and were at the gates of Paris. By that time it was too late for either France or Poland.
      RLL said in the video that Poland is safe because of NATO by in reality most Poles know that when the time comes, nobody will be there to protect Poland. In 1939 the French and the British were supposed to crash Germany in the case of an attack, instead they waited. They betrayed us just like they betrayed Czechoslovakia and I'm sure they would do this again.

    • @fistaszk
      @fistaszk 5 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      Kacper Lubiński You’re totally right! We, Poles and whole Poland 🇵🇱 means nothing to other countries. Nareszcie ktoś, kto myśli normalnie.

    • @user-kc2fu8iw3v
      @user-kc2fu8iw3v 5 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      ​@@Nakaska and after the war they surrendered poland and other nations of the eastern bloc to stalin. some allies. in the end if you have no might, you have no allies, just potential owners and conquerors, ready to take everything you have for themselves rather than trading with you. such is nature of the beast, might makes right. poland needs to acquire more might to defend itself from future invaders, whether they're foreign or formerly allied traitors.

  • @avikarpik
    @avikarpik 2 ปีที่แล้ว +179

    As soon as I heard 'two ports' I was like, ohh, my hometown's name is about to be butchered! Szczecin is like 8/10 in difficulty (to pronounce), it was pretty bad but I respect your effort RLL!

    • @godowanko4679
      @godowanko4679 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I live like 20 km from Szczecin and I was wondering how he will say it, it must have been 10+ attempt xD

    • @olacupkowska9447
      @olacupkowska9447 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Całusy ze Szczecina ❤

    • @よしみ-x5j
      @よしみ-x5j 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      It sounded very german...

    • @prod.ahmed.
      @prod.ahmed. 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      pozdrówki ze Szczecina

    • @marikothecheetah9342
      @marikothecheetah9342 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      The butchering of English words that I hear from Polish people is incomparable :D

  • @ljlj8155
    @ljlj8155 4 ปีที่แล้ว +700

    Love from Portugal 🇵🇹 to the great nation of Poland 🇵🇱!

    • @alwinzemann2761
      @alwinzemann2761 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ❤❤❤

    • @rampam203
      @rampam203 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      My friend is from Portugal :)

    • @wojciech8825
      @wojciech8825 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Serdecznie dziękujemy! Serdeczne pozdrowienia dla Portugalczyków również!

    • @Your_neighborhood_Indoraptor
      @Your_neighborhood_Indoraptor 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I am from Poland 🇵🇱

    • @arektrip9727
      @arektrip9727 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Love to Portugal from Poland. Portugal is a lovely country. I've been there 3 times so far.

  • @zenworld7895
    @zenworld7895 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1606

    Poland in 13th century: *exists*
    Genghis-Khan: i'm gonna end this man's whole career
    Poland in 15th century: *is quite powerful*
    Teutonic Knights: i'm gonna end this man's whole career
    Poland in 17th century: *is the strongest in history*
    Swedish raiders: i'm gonna end this man's whole career
    Poland in 18th century: *still exists*
    Russia, Germany, Austria: i'm gonna end this man's whole career (3 times)
    Poland in 1919: *starts existing again*
    Germany and Russia 20 years later: i'm gonna end this man's whole career
    Poland:

    • @JestemQuartzyAleMapper
      @JestemQuartzyAleMapper 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      True pozdrowienia z Ryk

    • @Daniel-wj9rz
      @Daniel-wj9rz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      Poland: HELL NAH, NOT AFTER ALL THESE YEARS.

    • @D3W_48
      @D3W_48 3 ปีที่แล้ว +246

      polish goverment: i'm gonna end this man's whole career

    • @Daniel-wj9rz
      @Daniel-wj9rz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      @@D3W_48 You meant Jajosław Kaczyński

    • @mikoajsieh3604
      @mikoajsieh3604 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Im Proud of Poland that i can live in my country

  • @Observer413
    @Observer413 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2509

    Polish joke:
    The aliens are attacking the earth.
    High in orbit, alien major is talking with alien general:
    M- sir, all units are in position, we are ready to attack the earth!
    G- great! Commence the attack on Poland at once!
    M- sir yes s... Ummm sir, may i ask, why do we start with Poland of all things?
    G- i dont quite know, its some sort of custom here.

    • @devxk1656
      @devxk1656 3 ปีที่แล้ว +239

      The reason why everyone was starting with Poland is that they all knew no one will help them

    • @kirillassasin
      @kirillassasin 3 ปีที่แล้ว +75

      In Half Life Universe:
      Combine: *Time to attack the Earth, every unit will be send to Poland*

    • @Wojtek1250XD
      @Wojtek1250XD 3 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      Have you heard about the union between Poland and Lithuania? In those years Poland was bassicly a predator...

    • @siostra8309
      @siostra8309 3 ปีที่แล้ว +86

      @@Wojtek1250XD Whole Polish history is basically sinusoid from predatory state to victim of several nations, so yeah, it wasn't only during commonwealth

    • @sebon11
      @sebon11 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Mocno średni ten dowcip xD

  • @I_Am_Empyrean
    @I_Am_Empyrean ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Poland's flat terrain was a blessing during it's peak. Seeing as Poland had one of the best and most developed cavalry forces in the world. It was even capable of beating back the Mongol hordes, which had at that point conquered the Russian states. The great partition, then, was not a fault of geographical weaknesses either but rather a betrayal by the "polish" nobility which continuously defected to hostile neighbors. In the end, the only resistance was by the free peoples and the peasants who refused to give up their identity. Their battle continued and the results can be seen today, as Poland is not yet dead.

  • @vortucafi3929
    @vortucafi3929 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2304

    Poland : Exists
    Germany and Russia : Let us introduce ourselves.

    • @straatstoeptegel6364
      @straatstoeptegel6364 5 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      Allow us to introduce ourselves*

    • @llawliet3355
      @llawliet3355 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      A żebyś wiedział

    • @user-jz7xp6lr6l
      @user-jz7xp6lr6l 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Also Austria and Sweden: "Allow us to introduce ourselves"

    • @User31129
      @User31129 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      It's free real estate!

    • @oppression1
      @oppression1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Not allow us to introduce ourselves, let us demand to introduce ourselves

  • @donutdriver4118
    @donutdriver4118 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1695

    Hearing RLL attempt to pronounce "Szczecin" was quite funny

    • @Vengir
      @Vengir 5 ปีที่แล้ว +100

      Not too bad. I've heard much worse.

    • @spebs_
      @spebs_ 5 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      Once heard someone say “sesen” sooo

    • @mikeymikey4186
      @mikeymikey4186 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Furry z Polski?

    • @joanignasi91
      @joanignasi91 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Jeez and I thought Welsh was tough

    • @Posiadam.
      @Posiadam. 5 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Donut Driver he should try to say “Szcz” like Ch in “Chicago” and Ch in “China”. The rest is pretty easy ;)

  • @TranquilHermit
    @TranquilHermit 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1339

    ...and Poland is still here today. 👍 Greetings from Latvia.

    • @Ragagaraga69
      @Ragagaraga69 4 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      Greetings to Latvia from Latvia

    • @don_p7546
      @don_p7546 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@Ragagaraga69 lol

    • @darekcoventry
      @darekcoventry 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Greetings from Poland🙂

    • @aleksanderl4895
      @aleksanderl4895 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Dziękuję! / Спасибо!

    • @lordroy88
      @lordroy88 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Greetings from the States. I’m glad Poland is alright:)

  • @ruhan4204
    @ruhan4204 3 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    Love to all countries... Disgust to all governments. It's heartbreaking to learn how governments force citizens into war because someone has something they want to take

    • @squidwardfromua
      @squidwardfromua 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      People choose government's behaviour. If government chooses people's behaviour - people have made a mistake in past (or are just not developed enough yet).

  • @halopolicja3887
    @halopolicja3887 5 ปีที่แล้ว +794

    "Strong friends"
    Britain: have you heard something France?

    • @akirakirawabushi7019
      @akirakirawabushi7019 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      i dont get it, explain

    • @virress2137
      @virress2137 4 ปีที่แล้ว +146

      @@akirakirawabushi7019 When the WW2 happened Britain and France were supposed to help Poland. They didn't

    • @gertrudaambedzulambun6649
      @gertrudaambedzulambun6649 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      @@virress2137 France fight even less days from Poland.

    • @MrExZacktly
      @MrExZacktly 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      @@akirakirawabushi7019 In fact the British and French decision to tell Poland they would protect it was one of the leading causes of the Nazi invasion of Poland. The Poles for a while wouldve sided with Germany against the Soviets but the British/French declaration caused a shift in their foreign policy.

    • @AuxenceF
      @AuxenceF 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      France : Tu a entendu quelque chose Grande-Bretagne ?

  • @DarkshadowXD63
    @DarkshadowXD63 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1177

    Poland is one badass country seriously throughout history it took beating after beating and just kept getting back up. Love to my Polish brothers and sisters from the United States

    • @Levegy
      @Levegy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      Same for Hungary

    • @Lion_Of_Damascus
      @Lion_Of_Damascus 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Love u too bro! 🙌

    • @Lalvon_Zelpharr
      @Lalvon_Zelpharr 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Yeah well now they're getting invaded by Muslims go figure

    • @fv457
      @fv457 5 ปีที่แล้ว +92

      Lalvon Zelpharr not really. Was just there and it is a beautiful country with very friendly citizens. Don’t try to fool anyone with your rhetoric on Muslims taking over.

    • @paw.7133
      @paw.7133 5 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      @@Lalvon_Zelpharr well actually they are the only country who isn't getting invaded. They are the only ones who dont allow refugees and 90% of the population is Roman Catholic

  • @Demo14352
    @Demo14352 5 ปีที่แล้ว +975

    3:57 Poland regained independence after 123 years, not 124 to be exact :)
    Cheers from Poland, hope WW3 won't happen, because... well... we are always getting involved in wars, even tho we don't want to :D

    • @imthelordoftheworld7432
      @imthelordoftheworld7432 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Most of Poland regained independence after 123 years, but the Greater Poland voivodship (and small parts of other western voivodships) regained independence after 124 years

    • @Grzesuav94
      @Grzesuav94 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      That's cause our geography sucks and I'm not joking right now ;_;

    • @trashycontent3872
      @trashycontent3872 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yes but poland in 1918 didn't had our borders

    • @bigfloppa2529
      @bigfloppa2529 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      And also it wasn't occupied until 1990 it was only until the end of the war

    • @shimijachan9899
      @shimijachan9899 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Polski Boy what’s about PRL? It sure was occupied. Greetings from Poland ^^

  • @NojausVideo
    @NojausVideo 2 ปีที่แล้ว +53

    It's sad to see how this channel haven't mention how much Lithuania impacted Poland in 18th century. Lithuania and Poland were two countries in one.

    • @blokin5039
      @blokin5039 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Are you married?

    • @jestestuman
      @jestestuman 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@blokin5039 yes, the two were married into something called 'commonwealth'. It worked well for quite a while.

    • @radoslawmierzwinski8195
      @radoslawmierzwinski8195 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Yes as a Polish I can agree, it was called Poland-Lithuanian commonwealth, when Polish king married Lithuanian princess, after that the Polish king was from Lithuania Władysław Jagiełło.

    • @Jhnpog
      @Jhnpog 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      We - Poles knows:)

    • @przemyslawbak
      @przemyslawbak 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@radoslawmierzwinski8195 Polish king Jadwiga (we never had a queen) marrried Lithuanian prince Władysław. Don't create your own history!

  • @djmace9029
    @djmace9029 4 ปีที่แล้ว +992

    Nobody:
    Poland numerous times in history:
    AS YOU CAN SEE... I AM NOT DEAD!

    • @mathew8978
      @mathew8978 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      hey if you are intrested you can watch this video "polish army parade 1966" there you will see how strong Poland was in that time

    • @Shrooms-gud4ya
      @Shrooms-gud4ya 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      With a healthy dosage of:
      HA! I'M BACK BITCHES >:D

    • @thebluefrog6496
      @thebluefrog6496 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@mathew8978 WAS

    • @thebluefrog6496
      @thebluefrog6496 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Shrooms-gud4ya lol

    • @bright43
      @bright43 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      We won't die forever

  • @asdprogram
    @asdprogram 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1004

    You know, I'm a simple Hungarian, I see this video about Poland, I clicked. 🇭🇺❤️🇵🇱

    • @badhamster7664
      @badhamster7664 3 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      🇵🇱❤️🇭🇺

    • @sikorkaleona
      @sikorkaleona 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      And i'm Polish!

    • @lean.2366
      @lean.2366 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Germany better

    • @bloono3800
      @bloono3800 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Thanks

    • @atanazy4904
      @atanazy4904 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Lengyel, magyar - két jó barát,
      Együtt harcol s issza borát,
      Vitéz s bátor mindkettője,
      Áldás szálljon mindkettőre

  • @gedasnakrosis5430
    @gedasnakrosis5430 5 ปีที่แล้ว +489

    Congrats. You unlocked the achievement "trigger a Lithuanian in 2 minutes or less".

    • @sadlittlecap
      @sadlittlecap 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      oh yeah
      that's rough...

    • @kreuzritter4898
      @kreuzritter4898 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      As Polish person i also got litle pissed over this... mistake

    • @sadlittlecap
      @sadlittlecap 4 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      @@kreuzritter4898 It's just sad that nobody remembers about Lithuania...
      They were with us for a long time but there are still Poles who forget that it was Polish-Lithuanian Commonwealth not just Polish
      Ale przynajmniej nie jestem sama w tym poirytowaniu

    • @kreuzritter4898
      @kreuzritter4898 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@sadlittlecap
      Może kiedyś to się zmieni

    • @DyzelisLTU
      @DyzelisLTU 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      They always over shadow us. It was us Lithuanians that made The polish Lithuanian commonwealth so big

  • @nicklockard
    @nicklockard 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Worked with a Polish Engineer here in Arizona. He was a cool guy. Poland sounds like great country. Love from Arizona.

  • @lava_melon
    @lava_melon 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2221

    in polish we don't say "Poland's geography"
    we say "co to za pok*rwiona mapa, nie da sie na niej grać" and we think it's beautiful

  • @Shifty_
    @Shifty_ 5 ปีที่แล้ว +937

    Haha aww man, this history always makes me sad. As a young german kid I always thought Poland had the coolest looking flag and wanted to learn about the country. But then when I googled the history it’s like ahh damn that’s pretty bad. Hopefully the next years we can be be better neighbors

    • @waldemar6752
      @waldemar6752 5 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      really? white and red colors are the coolest? xD

    • @mrfanpl
      @mrfanpl 5 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      It's literally just white and red rectangles. Nothing interesting in my opinion, but okay.

    • @crazydragy4233
      @crazydragy4233 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      To each their own, im personally a big fan of Argentinas flag!

    • @allisonsaffell7803
      @allisonsaffell7803 5 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      Shifty we can move on. What has happened will not be forgotten, but that doesnt mean we havent healed. I hope the hatred from both countries can be forgotten and we can live on(:
      Love To Germany !

    • @darek4488
      @darek4488 5 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      I wish Russians had a similar attitude. Yet they still praise the USSR and consider it the best time ever. Despite the fact that Stalin have killed more Russians then the Germans did.

  • @boofedstew9201
    @boofedstew9201 5 ปีที่แล้ว +637

    Poland seems like the shy kid who is always bullied, but one day will snap

    • @the_beemer
      @the_beemer 5 ปีที่แล้ว +74

      As a German I am counting my days until An army playing "Pumped up kicks" run over my country

    • @maciejwisniewski2538
      @maciejwisniewski2538 5 ปีที่แล้ว +88

      Don't come to EU meeting tommorow

    • @bakers2366
      @bakers2366 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      One day he will go to that fxking school with m4

    • @cv4809
      @cv4809 5 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      Poland used to somewhat be an imperialist bully itself, during the times of the commonwealth

    • @Lowlandlord
      @Lowlandlord 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@cv4809 Kind of an understatement, bullied every neighbour pretty heavily. One of the large distinctions between White Russians (Belorussians), Ukrainians (Little Russians) and Russians is from having been conquered by the Poles and different cultural developments. Germany was founded by Prussia, a Polish Duchy founded by German Protestant knights, in a Catholic Kingdom. Austria is the only one she really got along well with, being the one that was on the other side of a mountain range and the one she saved from the Turks. Also a lot of marriage relations with member states of what would become the Austrian (Hungarian) Empire. Austria probably stole some of their land because if they didn't, their rivals would take it, similar to why the Soviets took land from the Poles in WW2, argument was take land or let the Nazis take all the land. That Poland also was a bit of a bully, she took land from the Czechs when the Germans annexed them, and she treated her people like shit, she started discriminating against Jews (and Ukrainians) before the Nazis got into power. She said fuck the Czechs when they needed help, stating they would not support defending them, only getting into a war when their own lands were at risk, some allies, worse than the French.

  • @zdzichozorro6058
    @zdzichozorro6058 2 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    Being squeezed between Germany and Russia and surviving 1000 years in the heart of Europe is a great historic achievement for Poland. I would not consider both of these nations historically very friendly.

  • @hannah7914
    @hannah7914 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1189

    ‘It’s flat in every direction’
    Me: **laughs in southern Polish**

    • @lthoodie
      @lthoodie 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      right?? like yes most of it is flat but not ALL of it lol

    • @plrc4593
      @plrc4593 4 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      @@lthoodie There are beautiful mountains in the southern Poland called Tatra mountains. It's the biggest part of Carpathians. They look almost like the Alps but aren't that high what makes it possible to roam them for everyone.

    • @easpace5737
      @easpace5737 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      I don’t know if there is a Silesian form of laughing, I might find out for myself.

    • @k3mill339
      @k3mill339 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      LOL YES

    • @josephstalin2647
      @josephstalin2647 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yes

  • @XaleanderS
    @XaleanderS 5 ปีที่แล้ว +464

    Little mistake:
    123years*
    1918 gained independence*

    • @matizol11
      @matizol11 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      And we weren't really invaded, the king just gave away the country, hoping the other powers will stop pressuring Poland if it gets smaller

    • @vitamin227
      @vitamin227 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      yes, but more clearly the treat of versailles said about independence of PL in 1919

    • @prkp7248
      @prkp7248 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@vitamin227 but independence is something coming out of nation itself, not from other nations.

    • @Voron_Aggrav
      @Voron_Aggrav 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@prkp7248 try holding on to that when a boot is on you for trying to say that,
      though that said people can still hold on to their history and culture even under occupation for a Very long time even when their independence isn't a topic one even could whisper about

    • @technoplayerpl
      @technoplayerpl 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@prkp7248 Not really, if that were the case Kosovo or Abkhazia wouldn't be such controversial and disputed topics. Ever since the 19th century the case has been that without the recognition of other countries, especially strong ones, a country's independence means next to nothing. If a country is not recognised by the world super-powers (then - France, UK, USA etc., now - UN), it exists only in theory and even that is disputed.

  • @sokmalinowy6038
    @sokmalinowy6038 5 ปีที่แล้ว +991

    "Poland is not yet lost"
    Russia, Germany, Austro-Hungary:
    "yet"

  • @joelisvysniauskas4653
    @joelisvysniauskas4653 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    as a Lithuanian hearing people ignore the Lithuanian in Polish-Lithuaninan commonwealth is kind of frustrating

  • @ftrotta5729
    @ftrotta5729 4 ปีที่แล้ว +348

    Greeting from Brazil to the Polish people! I always loved and admired your country, and it´s good to see Brazil-Poland relations increasing in the past year!

    • @arthurthekyogre9155
      @arthurthekyogre9155 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Um outro br :D

    • @094B
      @094B 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      ❤️

    • @szaka9395
      @szaka9395 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      haha i play a lot with BR people, we fight hard but they are really nice to talk with :)

    • @histosapien
      @histosapien 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Also with India through BRICS nations.
      Love from India to our Brazilian brother and sister.
      How's Bolsonaro??

    • @arthurthekyogre9155
      @arthurthekyogre9155 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@histosapien love to you indians too ✌️
      I don't know how Bolsonaro's been since i don't read, watch or hear any kind of News channel/site or whatever, i'm sure he's fine tho

  • @krzysztofnawrocki9958
    @krzysztofnawrocki9958 5 ปีที่แล้ว +717

    "Poland is not yet lost ... as long as we live"

    • @krzysobludnik
      @krzysobludnik 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      I niech tak zostanie

    • @prkp7248
      @prkp7248 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      *when we live
      Tam jest "kiedy", a nie "póki".

    • @theprezydent6250
      @theprezydent6250 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Recenzje Płyt still as long as we live is a better translation

    • @prkp7248
      @prkp7248 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@theprezydent6250 nie, nie jest, bo wskazuję, tak samo jak "póki" że nasza śmierć jest rownoznaczna z jej śmiercią. "kiedy" wskazuję na to że ona nadal żyje, w czasie w którym my żyjemy.

    • @prkp7248
      @prkp7248 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @Jason S ok cockroach

  • @jup1ter_f1ve
    @jup1ter_f1ve 5 ปีที่แล้ว +651

    Poland in 1919: I finally exist after over a hundred years!
    Germany and USSR: I’m about to end this country’s whole career.

    • @edgelord8337
      @edgelord8337 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      imma bout to en dis whole nations career

    • @thaizsanches9103
      @thaizsanches9103 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      in 1918***************************************************

    • @livethefuture2492
      @livethefuture2492 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      you know there was once a time when poland was the most powerful country in eastern Europe.

    • @Nebo8ful
      @Nebo8ful 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@livethefuture2492 How tf his this relevant to this comment ? And it's literally say in the video, thank yu

    • @yurisv7315
      @yurisv7315 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      *Laughs in AK and Żołnierze Wyklętych*

  • @Jack1994hoo
    @Jack1994hoo 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    "Hey, bro. I'm kinda bored. Lets invade Poland."
    "Sure, mate. I'm down for it"

  • @dorderre
    @dorderre 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1642

    Well if no other German is sending greetings to Poland, I will.
    Greetings from Germany

    • @dominikkurowski2898
      @dominikkurowski2898 4 ปีที่แล้ว +138

      Pls can you take our lands back to you?
      You're gonna use them better.

    • @Flex_Texx
      @Flex_Texx 3 ปีที่แล้ว +120

      @@dominikkurowski2898 Poland: *cries in abortion*

    • @lenaorlisa8159
      @lenaorlisa8159 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    • @dontspikemydrink9382
      @dontspikemydrink9382 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@Flex_Texx shut up

    • @kirillassasin
      @kirillassasin 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Yo from Russia, Poland did a long way

  • @jedrek112233
    @jedrek112233 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1151

    "A lot of strong friends"
    Me: laughs in ww2 french and english help

    • @italiancountryball865
      @italiancountryball865 5 ปีที่แล้ว +86

      cries in czechoslovanian

    • @Zula_The_Squid
      @Zula_The_Squid 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      We Germans are with them now🔥

    • @italiancountryball865
      @italiancountryball865 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@gerwant1309 hell yeah Hungary did

    • @dulat
      @dulat 5 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      Today's situation is no different: in the event of Russian invasion, Western powers can only express deep concern.

    • @Grentification
      @Grentification 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@dulat there will be no invasion. First destibilize the country, then support some minority levels and make referendum in new created states to join russia. NATO doesnt protect us from "rebelions".

  • @kerrell95
    @kerrell95 3 ปีที่แล้ว +782

    My best mate is polish so I'll give everyone this advice. Never mock Poland when around poles. I've never seen someone so passionate about their country and its history. The best way I can describe it is generational pain.

    • @broskies1
      @broskies1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +85

      As a proud Pole I can confirm.

    • @Xanthopathy
      @Xanthopathy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      You act like most people aren't patrotic

    • @Anevlo
      @Anevlo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      I wouldn’t say so, many poles barely feel attached to the country

    • @natalee8223
      @natalee8223 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      As an extremely patriotic Pole I can confirm this.

    • @KSPAtlas
      @KSPAtlas 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      I can agree, this video felt like pain

  • @heikkijhautanen4576
    @heikkijhautanen4576 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    Go Poland, stay strong!!! You got many friends!!! :)

  • @SjetMr
    @SjetMr 3 ปีที่แล้ว +450

    A few (fun?) facts:
    The flat land is one of the reasons why we developed cavalry charges so much and ended up with the Hussars - one of the most effective military formations in history.
    After the Battle of Vienna (the hussar charge on Ottomans in 1683), the Ottomans respected Poland so much they actually refused to acknowledge the 3 partitions of Poland and kept considering it an actual country despite it not being on a map for more than a century. We still remember and appreciate that fact.
    After being invaded so many times and losing an insane amount of battles our history lessons are less of "we were so good we won a ton", and more of "we lost, but how valiantly! and we never gave up!". Which is kinda cool... but it's also sad af when you think about it.

    • @OPbaiterOP
      @OPbaiterOP 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Prawda

    • @akumaking1
      @akumaking1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      THEN THE WINGED HUSSARS ARRIVED!

    • @xXSpermaxXxSzatanaXx
      @xXSpermaxXxSzatanaXx 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@fishmage5828 może i tak, ale 400 lat temu na widok szarżującej husarii zesrałbyś się na rzadko i wyjadł spod siebie :) następnie byś się oblizał i prosił o więcej :)

    • @jannowak4541
      @jannowak4541 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      dobra, weź nie powtarzaj tych głupot o tym "że Turcja nie uznała rozbiorów bo tak szanowała Polskę za to, że dostała wpierdol 100 lat wcześniej", zwłaszcza zagraniczniakom, bo potem powielają takie bzdety.

    • @sanagplay9338
      @sanagplay9338 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@jannowak4541 tylko że to prawda że nie uznali rozbiorów

  • @obama7792
    @obama7792 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2020

    Japan: i have the worst geography
    Poland: hold my beer

    • @anglo-irishmapping6931
      @anglo-irishmapping6931 5 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      How does Japan have the worst geography? I think it has one of the best

    • @MoRRsZLaSu
      @MoRRsZLaSu 4 ปีที่แล้ว +108

      @@anglo-irishmapping6931 Except the frequent earthquakes.

    • @whitewolf8985
      @whitewolf8985 4 ปีที่แล้ว +116

      @@anglo-irishmapping6931 earthquakes, tsunamis, no natural resources and being surrounded by China, North and South Korea and Russia

    • @anglo-irishmapping6931
      @anglo-irishmapping6931 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      @@whitewolf8985 Surrounded by water, deadly seas

    • @anglo-irishmapping6931
      @anglo-irishmapping6931 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@whitewolf8985 Japan has only been successfully conquered 1 and a half times in history. And earthquakes don't mean bad geography, California has the m bad too yet is doing well

  • @outlawedsports
    @outlawedsports 3 ปีที่แล้ว +701

    Poland: breathes
    Germany and Russia: and I took that personally

    • @besikothabolbina5447
      @besikothabolbina5447 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      After few minutes:
      Poland : "i can't breathe".

    • @fliegendeluftwaffeli835
      @fliegendeluftwaffeli835 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      oh, poor poland.

    • @PolishGod1234
      @PolishGod1234 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Truth is - Poland won majority of battles against both Russia and Germany through history. And even most battles where Russia won were because Poland was weakened or under occupation.

    • @Zraknul
      @Zraknul 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@PolishGod1234 won a bunch of battles but still got wiped from the map. They only got added back because the UK likes to weaken enemies by drawing lines on a map.

    • @PolishGod1234
      @PolishGod1234 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@Zraknul it's true that Poland was gone from map for 123 years, but there are many reasons behind that. Mainly because Polish politics sucked - Noblemen had more power than King, law of Liberum Veto existed and foreign nations paid off noblemen to use it in important meetings. Other reasons were wars - it's been through a lot which heavily weakened it. And many shitty political decisions. And it's not only because of Britain Poland regained independence, but also because of Polish soldiers fighting for it for over 100 years.

  • @adamzielinski5955
    @adamzielinski5955 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    My cousin from the USA was very surprised that in every city, town, village and sometimes even in the forest there are monuments commemorating some tragic history related to wars, occupation, etc. In the USA, such places are something special and Poland is one big cemetery - he used to say. These are unfortunately the real consequences of Poland's position.... Now we have the best moment in Poland's history, even with the war just beyond our border.

  • @syafsanai
    @syafsanai 5 ปีที่แล้ว +545

    -If geography is flatland, we think in upper dimensions, spaceland.
    -So why are we still cannot into space?
    -kurwa.

    • @kao1895
      @kao1895 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      (sorry for my english)
      Actually three poles was in space their names are Mirosław Hermaszewski, Piotr Klimuk and Zenon Jankowski.
      But they fly in soviet rockets

    • @JoseGarcia-sl5rz
      @JoseGarcia-sl5rz 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      He cannot into space ? Why cannot into space

    • @awatarpl2241
      @awatarpl2241 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@kao1895 You did not understand the sarcasm xD

    • @Wikkell
      @Wikkell 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Kao it’s the ball joke brother.

    • @lolpl0000
      @lolpl0000 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I love Poland ball, but by this point, a decent chunk of poles speak decent English.
      I’d say, very humbly that I know a tiny bit of it myself.

  • @ainaras33
    @ainaras33 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1342

    Lithuania wasn’t part of poland, the whole country was called polish lithuanian commonwealth where lithuania and poland was ruled by the same person. Get your facts right.

    • @Steuerhinterzieher
      @Steuerhinterzieher 5 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      That's True

    • @konradfilipowicz6532
      @konradfilipowicz6532 5 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      True.

    • @krystiankublik8685
      @krystiankublik8685 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      True af

    • @dj_pro5469
      @dj_pro5469 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      We were united as brothers with the Lithuanians so it was technically our land

    • @caocau8859
      @caocau8859 5 ปีที่แล้ว +84

      @@dj_pro5469 The king of Poland was was a Lithuanian, he ruled Lithuania untill the Polish throne opened up and he had his cousin replace him as a semi independent nation that would be closely linked. Please do some research before you make such claims...

  • @petersalamon4217
    @petersalamon4217 5 ปีที่แล้ว +371

    You could do the same thing with Hungary too, the reason why Western Europe is so advanced is that they didn't have to worry about eastern powers, Hungary and Poland stopped them. Both suffered the results...

    • @Grzesuav94
      @Grzesuav94 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I mean, if you hit a wall it crumbles. Those behin the wall are safe.

    • @petersalamon4217
      @petersalamon4217 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@Grzesuav94 You mean tatar, ottoman, soviet crumbles? What kind of bread do you eat?

    • @Yora21
      @Yora21 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Russia can tell you the same story. Poland and Hungary are the buffer zone you sacrifice to keep your enemies away.

    • @konstantybar2759
      @konstantybar2759 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hungary was surounded by Mountains threw the msot of their history

    • @pomamoba
      @pomamoba 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Same goes for Ukraine. Also divided between countries since Kievan Rus

  • @Pabroz723
    @Pabroz723 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Actually, Poland regained independence in 1918. More precisely, on November 11, 1918, when we also celebrate the national independence day and the partitions lasted for 123 years. This number is also easier to remember and is taught in every school. Regards

  • @SiuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuXavii
    @SiuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuXavii 4 ปีที่แล้ว +306

    2:08 it was called the polish-Lithuanian commonwealth

  • @wojtex227
    @wojtex227 5 ปีที่แล้ว +447

    4:00
    a) It was 123 years
    b) It got it's independence back in 1918, not 1919.
    Nevertheless nice video.

    • @pawepaliga2895
      @pawepaliga2895 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Maybe it's because the Polish state received the international recognition at the begining of 1919. You can imagine how do the Albanians feel, when Polish (among others) sources date the creation of independent Albania at 1913, while they always use the date of actual (then self-proclaimed) separation from Turkey one year earlier.

    • @kot3405
      @kot3405 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      1. Depends
      2. Depends
      3. You repeated yourself

    • @Sanber2003
      @Sanber2003 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Well technicly it was 124, the polish independece was writen in the treaty of versailles and we gained international recognition with the treaty. So we should count years since 28 june 1919, that was actualy one of proposed dates (this one was put forward by Roman Dmowski from ND). We chose the date of armistice of wester front because it suited the narration of Józef Piłsudzki since this date was closer to the date when he was relised from prison and welcomed in warsaw on 10.11.1918, then on 11.11.1918 he received the full control over polish military and (self)proclaimed an independend poland state. Then he was assingned the position of the provisonal chief of state (tymczasowy naczelnik państwa) on 22.11.18. And since the ones with power writes history we celebrate 11.11

    • @wojtex227
      @wojtex227 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      On November 16th 1918 Piłsudski notified international governments (each one individually, both neutral countries and the ones involved in wwI) about the emergence of independent Poland. After that some countries declared recognition of the sovereign state of Poland (Spain, Turkey, etc.).
      Other countries recognized Poland by establishing diplomatic relations. During November alone, Austria, Germany and the RSFSR did just that.
      Treaty of Versailles just "stamped" Poland as a official country but Poland did already exist, polish diplomats participated in the Treaty.
      So it was 123 years (and 17 days).

    • @Snyzmi
      @Snyzmi 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Emm, to be honest both you are right. Piłsudski received power in November 1918 and he declared Polish independence however internationally it has been accepted at Treaty of Versailles

  • @marvelgoh5648
    @marvelgoh5648 5 ปีที่แล้ว +611

    Poland after WWI: finally we exist again
    Some dude with mustache: *laughs*

    • @technoblode4604
      @technoblode4604 5 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      *Cough* actually 2 mustached dudes *Cough*

    • @maczetamaczeta189
      @maczetamaczeta189 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@technoblode4604 Second mustached dude wasn't too fond about it but he wasn't too keen to do much to change it.

    • @adiust4692
      @adiust4692 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Like the man who rules Poland after WWI was mustache dude too.

    • @maczetamaczeta189
      @maczetamaczeta189 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @EmerBlox I thought for some reasons he meant Churchill. Hell, all of them wore mustache at that time.
      "USA now occupies Poland"
      Don't be ridiculous...

    • @Exekutioncro
      @Exekutioncro 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Dude(s)

  • @erikassigauskas2624
    @erikassigauskas2624 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    i got mad when he said Poland when it was actually the Polish-Lithuanian commonwealth in the 17-18th
    century

    • @cogitorium1089
      @cogitorium1089 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I'm Polish and I also get annoyed every time the Commonwealth in referred to as simply "Poland". It's false and it's unfair, just because Lithuania is smol now, doesn't mean it should be erased.

  • @daniele8484
    @daniele8484 4 ปีที่แล้ว +359

    Love Poland 🇵🇱
    Greetings from Italy 🇮🇹
    We even name the polish as our brothers against Austroungaric in our national anthem!

    • @mathew8978
      @mathew8978 4 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      We also sing in Our National Anthem about Italy 😎😉
      "From Italian land to Poland"

    • @joaquindubini3681
      @joaquindubini3681 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Catholic gang....
      RISE UP!
      That is what comes to my mind xD.

    • @olaczyk
      @olaczyk 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ❤❤❤

    • @hanna.ciszewska
      @hanna.ciszewska 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      @@joaquindubini3681 ew, no. The Catholic Church is one of the biggest forces pushing Poland's progress back. Not to mention standing above the law and corrupting the government.

    • @thebluefrog6496
      @thebluefrog6496 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@hanna.ciszewska so true

  • @Gryffindor_-gv3jm
    @Gryffindor_-gv3jm 5 ปีที่แล้ว +292

    Love Poland 🇵🇱 from Greece 🇬🇷 ❤️

    • @StrongFreeLovin
      @StrongFreeLovin 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Ayyy, we love you too guys! Be strong 🇵🇱🇬🇷

    • @Jason-..-
      @Jason-..- 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@StrongFreeLovin I have visited Poland... such an amazing country...
      Also love from Greece🇵🇱🇬🇷

    • @hussar1512
      @hussar1512 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      🇵🇱♥️🇬🇷

    • @hussar1512
      @hussar1512 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Jason-..- Poland ,not "poland" bro.

    • @Gryffindor_-gv3jm
      @Gryffindor_-gv3jm 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Chri AAtor Polska ❤️ Ελλάδα

  • @4zdania
    @4zdania 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1449

    Everybody gangsta until the winged hussars show up.

    • @biohazard724
      @biohazard724 5 ปีที่แล้ว +82

      [SABATON INTENSIFIES]

    • @_Killkor
      @_Killkor 5 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      The profile picture fits so well here

    • @freetube5304
      @freetube5304 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      What's the point of hyping about Winged Hussars if they've been occupied for 75% of it's history.

    • @togerthetigerking951
      @togerthetigerking951 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Winged hussars go Gangstar until modern mechine gun go Killing spree.

    • @Voron_Aggrav
      @Voron_Aggrav 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@freetube5304 no they've been occupied that much Since the partition, it's History goes back further than that

  • @riotangel4701
    @riotangel4701 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Reminder to self: Don't choose Poland in any strategy game.

  • @deiviszs13
    @deiviszs13 5 ปีที่แล้ว +230

    It was a Polish-Lithuanian Commonwealth that was the biggest country in Europe. Lithuania was never occupied by Poland, both countries been in a pact. Check the history 🤦‍♂️

    • @ottosinclair6890
      @ottosinclair6890 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @AntiangelRaphael preach!!! I love Poland but it makes it real hard due to the hostility of most people!! I agree with what you say! I believe Poland can be greater if they focus more on the future than what had happened and can't be changed

    • @aleksandrapawowska451
      @aleksandrapawowska451 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Deividas Navickas exactly

    • @alexandermalinowski2665
      @alexandermalinowski2665 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Exactky. More precise Lithuania first conquered Belarus and together went into union with Poland.

    • @deiviszs13
      @deiviszs13 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Alexander Malinowski very true! At the time of commonwealth the borders been from baltic sea to Moscow and the black sea!

    • @maksymilianszulc4872
      @maksymilianszulc4872 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      That's true, and Lithuania had it's own prince, but still I think Polish gentry had more influence on Lithuania than the Lithuanian one. That's because it was more fucked and had more privileges, that the Lithuanian gentry achieved later.
      You think you controlled the politics and eastern border? Have you ever heard about Lithuanian army in Moscow? Or about Lithuanian gentry controlling Moscow? Who did false Dymitr come to? In which direction his ashes were shoot? (I know its the same direction but..) Who did Russians hate more? (and some Ukrainians)
      Ok, Novogrod was yours
      Ok, Jagiełło was from Lithuania, but he married Polish Jadwiga, that was a king, not a queen, so it wasn't Lithuanian dynasty. And these kings were more focused on Poland. Jagiellonian dynasty came to end in 1572, and next kings were choosen by election and coronated by polish bishop.
      At Grunwald in 1410, Lithuanian army still used the ancient fighting style of light cavalery, when Polish one was western-like, heavy cavalery, knights etc. Lithuanian army was bigger, but Polish more important :/
      Lithuania controlled Samogitia, Baltic States, part of Belarus and part of Ukraine, very important to defend against Russia, but there were just forests and swamps, and some black earth at Ukraine. Poland controlled trade on Vistula, had bigger and richer cities, was more urbanized etc...
      Vienna
      Wars of Livonia
      Polish-Lithuanian Commonwealth really existed from 1385-1795 (Counting union in Krew, and Rzeczpospolita of Two Nations (Rzeczpostpolita/Republika - republic))
      Almost Every important initiative, action, battle, war, law, resolution, intervention, decision (also the stupid ones) was polish and affected Lithuania. I mean, you had an influence, but smaller.
      We were equal, but Poland was equaller. Stop pretending Poland had no upper hand.
      But still, there should be also Lithuania on this map

  • @trackduniya
    @trackduniya 4 ปีที่แล้ว +697

    Respect for poland
    Just when we think it's finished
    It just comes back
    Love from india ♥️🇮🇳

    • @veeistiredasf
      @veeistiredasf 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    • @grymasek31
      @grymasek31 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      We will always come back!!!

    • @BoboTheSunniestPalDog
      @BoboTheSunniestPalDog 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Not come back, being come back , by third party.

    • @BenPotts
      @BenPotts 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      like a plague

    • @Professor91811
      @Professor91811 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Poland reminds me of flying Hussars

  • @Frodokeuh
    @Frodokeuh 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1346

    Poland: ah almost 20 years of peace
    1939: not so fast
    Poland: kurwa!

    • @jaswoo2428
      @jaswoo2428 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      And then there was no real peace up to 1989

    • @hugob2521
      @hugob2521 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lol

    • @annatusinski9279
      @annatusinski9279 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Tak, Polska historia, nie jest najlepsie bo cały czas był zabrany. And with Poland not being lost in the Hymn Dąbrowski is true because it says: : Jescie Polska,
      nie zginła, kiedy my żyjemy. Co nam opca przemod wsieła szablą, odbierzemy.........

    • @pavliv
      @pavliv 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      okay i almost died of laughter

    • @robertpiecha4546
      @robertpiecha4546 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@TheAnnaka ale chyba zrozumiałaś co @Anna Tusinski napisała🙄jak ja nie umiem znieść ludzi , którzy muszą coś nie ważnego napisać byle żeby napisać .
      Też nie przychodzę z Polski i co.
      Zrozumiałaś mnie chyba.

  • @intreoo
    @intreoo ปีที่แล้ว +8

    As a Korean, I deeply sympathize with the Polish. We’ve also been invaded and attacked countless of times in history, and like Poland, we literally just disappeared for a while. Despite that, both of our nations are still here, looking into a better future. Best wishes for my Polish friends :).

    • @cetus4449
      @cetus4449 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The more I learn about Korean history and civilization, the more I respect Korean people. The division of Korea into two such different countries is one of the greatest tragedies of the 20th century. How much contempt the imperialisms of this world have shown by drawing the borders between the Koreas with the help of the geographical line of latitude! And the borders of Poland look strange on the map of Europe - rather like one of the African countries, definited by colonizers. How much disrespect for our noble nations was shown in this!