Love Jordan automatically correcting himself from “toilet” to “bathroom”. Also love William trying so so hard to get jokes in 🤣 and William nearly telling Jordan to F off 🤣🤣
Regarding allergies, actually it is important to ask if you have allergies because if you do, contamination can be an issue. Even if you order something with certainty it's fine, knowing if you have allergies is important for using separate preparation areas to avoid contamination. For someone with coeliacs disease, for example, they have to use separate chopping boards. Please be patient with staff as for the people who need it, it is so important. ❤
The main thing about blowing your nose into the tissue, it has to have you who disposes of your own tissue. So even if he blew his nose at the table (gross) on a paper napkin, he must not leave it for the wait staff. So with regards the cloth napkin, he can't throw that in the bin of course, it must be washed. That is why you absolutely do not blow your nose on it aswell as it just being really inappropriate to do so.
Jordan, the only Greek you need to know is ''Yamas'' which is cheers for all the Guinness you will be drinking! great show have a great time in Greece.
I love yous two, listened to your podcast this morning, you really cheer me up when I’m going through a sxxxe time, p.s Jordan I use the term buggerlugs all the time and one of my best put downs is calling someone a wxxk splash 💦 😂xxxx
Trust me, asking about allergies is as annoying for us staff as it is for you the customer. Sadly we'd be breaking the law if we didn't ask, please don't be the asshole that makes a joke about it, we are bound to take it seriously.
Hilarious, especially if you have been abused 🙄 and FYI , I wasnt getting at him telling the jokes, jordan is clearly that naive , he truly believes that all nuns are nice.
@@audreymcleod4076 no, he just clearly knows there is a time and a place to bring up matters baring no relation to the topic at hand, and a light hearted joke about nuns on a comedy podcast isn't it.
😂😂😂 hearing William call Jordan a gobshite is making my day 😂😂
Love Jordan automatically correcting himself from “toilet” to “bathroom”. Also love William trying so so hard to get jokes in 🤣 and William nearly telling Jordan to F off 🤣🤣
It weren't one of your best. "Fuc.....sorry" 😂😂😂😂 comedy gold!
Wendy North is a fuckin legend! Telling secret service to piss off. Brilliant!
Jordan is like a 6 year old trapped in a 30 year olds body 🤣🤣🤣
Are we ever going to get Jordan’s Book Club? 😄 A list of recommended books perhaps?
It’s the hooting from behind the camera that cracks me up 😂😂😂 Nun funnier than EPB 🎉
Jordan jumping in with the jokes before William 😂😂 so funny. Love these two. ❤
We call the middle isle at ALDI the 'isle of shame'.
Jordan's laugh just makes all these jokes 10x better 😂
This show made me laugh out loud. You have the best podcast out there!!!
William, with reference to Jordan's nun jokes - tell him not to make a habit of it 😉
Omagh bomb was in August 1998, and I had no idea Jordan lived in Northern Ireland.
Jordans nun jokes killed me lmao
Regarding allergies, actually it is important to ask if you have allergies because if you do, contamination can be an issue. Even if you order something with certainty it's fine, knowing if you have allergies is important for using separate preparation areas to avoid contamination. For someone with coeliacs disease, for example, they have to use separate chopping boards. Please be patient with staff as for the people who need it, it is so important. ❤
Thanks guys. I dreamt about a saucy nun and the Vicar of Dibley last night after this episode 😊
Too funny. Brilliant and funny. Thanks
Love Jordan because of his silly self. And love William for his demeanor.😂🎉❤
Williams outrage with the dinner critique, nearly lost all sense there 😂😂
Jordans jolly joke of the week. His inability to tell it is so funny. 23:38
Never thought Lembit Öpik would ever be mentioned on Sexted but weirder things have happened.
Slaps was an elite game! 😂
The main thing about blowing your nose into the tissue, it has to have you who disposes of your own tissue. So even if he blew his nose at the table (gross) on a paper napkin, he must not leave it for the wait staff. So with regards the cloth napkin, he can't throw that in the bin of course, it must be washed. That is why you absolutely do not blow your nose on it aswell as it just being really inappropriate to do so.
That was a good nun joke!
Jordan, the only Greek you need to know is ''Yamas'' which is cheers for all the Guinness you will be drinking! great show have a great time in Greece.
That second joke he has done before on here 😂
Quite a lot more than 2 or 3 747s in service, most of them are Lufthansa.
I love yous two, listened to your podcast this morning, you really cheer me up when I’m going through a sxxxe time, p.s Jordan I use the term buggerlugs all the time and one of my best put downs is calling someone a wxxk splash 💦 😂xxxx
I didn't get that nun joke? 😂
Jordan, the plane-spotter.
Everytime my daughter hears Jordan's voice, she has to announce to everyone in the vicinity, that I'm listening to my boyfriend again. 😂
Seems like Jordan’s always going on holiday lol
Back in the 50s I was taught by nuns...... Thumps and slaps was the order of the day. No thanks.
Can someone explain me the "link" conversation ? About the high five segment ?
Sounded cheeky but...Yeah need an explanation
The only decent fondant fancy to eat come back from Betty's in Harrogate.
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"former Catholic listeners", shouldn't that be "Catholic former listeners", as they haven't given up their beliefs, just the podcast? Love the show!
I see the ADHD too, sorry Jordan 😂
Jordan is right.Fondant fancies are smaller.Loads of foods and snacks are smaller than when I was a kid.
Yamas Jordan that's all you need to know xx
Oh no! What do Jordan and Joey Essex have in common?
In France, speedos are obligatory in public swimming w
Apparently Auntie Karen is a psycho 😂😂
The Desmond from Noah's Island!!!
I wanna see Jordon in a speedo! ❤
Me too 👍
Watch their Benidorm video.
jordans hair is looking fire. Definitely wouldnt need a paper bag anymore ;) jokes love you, but mostly William.
Love a chai ❤
Trust me, asking about allergies is as annoying for us staff as it is for you the customer. Sadly we'd be breaking the law if we didn't ask, please don't be the asshole that makes a joke about it, we are bound to take it seriously.
😂😂😂
Youve never been taught by Nums, obviously!!!
Someone should tell Jordan that not all nuns are "nice", some are actually abusers!!!
Oh look, the joke police.
Hilarious, especially if you have been abused 🙄 and FYI , I wasnt getting at him telling the jokes, jordan is clearly that naive , he truly believes that all nuns are nice.
@@audreymcleod4076 no, he just clearly knows there is a time and a place to bring up matters baring no relation to the topic at hand, and a light hearted joke about nuns on a comedy podcast isn't it.
Have you ever met a nun
Yes has he never seen philomima
Just get on with the joke. Your laughing at your own joke isn't funny to everyone listening. William looks ready to smack you into the next century!
It's funny to me. And great seeing people having a laugh. Much better than a sour face.
It is funny though 🤣
Apparently Auntie Karen is a psycho 😂😂