Yea lol. My dad and my stepmom's cousin we would go golf just to get out and spend time and I could hit it pretty far but I could never get it straight lol. I'd always hook it right. Which I was a lefty using right handed clubs but still we went enough to where I should have been able to at least learn how to keep it somewhat straight but noooooope. It would never go straight. I would even aim left so that when it hooked right it would still end up in fairway somewhere. No it didn't work lol
I recently heard that Tiger would do it on purpose knowing his gallery would naturally stop the ball. He gave that advice to a fellow player and the poor guys ball just went on forever. He did not calculate that Tiger's gallery would be more thicker than his. I found it pretty funny.
I haven’t laughed that hard in a while. I recommend watching both shots at 0.25x speed. Unbelievable accuracy to hit the same lady twice, and a ricochet causality on the second attempt. Looks like it hits the tall guy behind her, in the shins. 3 hits on 2 shots in a target rich environment lol
@@_CARKENT similar to getting hit by lightning. There are hundreds of thousands of golfers hitting drives during tournaments worldwide each year. This happens, I’m guessing, about 10-20 times a year. Hitting the same person twice in a row has only happened this one time (to my knowledge). This video is insanely rare.
That awkward second before they decide to applaud anyways lmao It's like "should we applaud?" "Yeah it's freaking Tiger Woods" "But he messed up tho" "Doesn't matter, he's the 🐐"
My buddy almost hit someone while we’re at a driving range. The range was parallel to a tee and it hooked hard right and bounced over the guys shoulder.
"Make her cut it out!" LMAO!!! That's something every professional golfer loves to hear from a fan. Tells you you're not having a good day. Hits the same lady twice! That's unbelievable.
@@justinnienaber4897 the same woman got hit twice in a row by the same golfer. "Cut it out" means to stop doing whatever it is that you are doing. What is your native tongue?.
@@BillSmith-rx9rm german :) usually I am quite good at speaking English but I’ve never heard someone say that before :) thanks for taking the time to explain !
@@justinnienaber4897 generally when someone uses the phrase "cut it out" it means that whatever the other person is doing is aggravating the person that says this. It also could mean that someone is doing something repetitively that is getting on the nerves of the person that says to "cut it out." The phrase is usually said in an angry tone of voice. Hope all this helps explain it.
Not to mention, I feel like there should be a rule in golf where if you have a lie like that, especially in a tournament with spectators, that you can move the rock so that you don't have two errant projectiles
I love how humans as a species are smart enough to land spacecraft on other planets, yet still dumb enough to stand next to people swinging clubs and hitting small objects at fast speeds.
You failed to mention the dumbest part of all. They are paying to watch someone hit a tiny ball and then walk after it, only to hit it again. The risk of being hit is just a cherry on top.
L E becasue these golfers are so talented and good at their craft that 200 people could be standing 10 feet from them and they usually hit great shots ....try swinging a golf club with 200-300 people surrounding you and not hit them .. u would be so nervous you would probably hit them every time
Nice one Cockilroy. Who woulda thought if u hit a ball leaning directly against a rock 3 times its size that it would fly off in the opposite direction? Bonehead
The worst shot and response was Tom Kite's. All the others were miles up the fairway or were hit by hacks such as the woman who hooked it twice to the same place. Kite's was a snap hook that traveled less than 50 yards; a real weekend hacker's shot by a Major winner and his reaction was one of complete disregard for the victim.
I remember one time a buddy of mine was friends with an NFL player. The three of us played golf and the NFL guy, who was actually a decent golfer, shanked one badly. The fairway was lined with trees that ran adjacent to an Apartment complex. We all heard his ball hit a parked car. He actually went looking in the parking lot to see what damage he had done. He couldnt find a damaged vehicle or his balI. I said he, not we. We stayed on the golf course, we wanted no parts of it. Stand up guy though. Learned a lesson about character.
If i remember right, that French woman who got hit in the eye, tried to sue the golfer concerned. I know these guys are supremely talented but to be able to pick out one spectator 300 yards down the fairway and actually hit them? I don't think so. Also, she's forgetting she chose to stand there, no one made her do it.
The (edit:first)one with Rory was not very smart of the spectators. I’d be no where near him with his ball resting on a rock. You have no idea where it’s going and they were right on top of him haha glad that guy was okay. With Rory’s power that could of been horrific.
I remember a time when my dad and I were at the driving range and he hit a ball and it hit a goose on the head. Immediately a crow started pecking at the goose. The goose got up and the crow flew away.
"No! No! He has to hit it now. He has to play the ball as it lands. No! I had to hit my ball off of Frankenstein's fat foot! Remember? Those are the rules! I didn't write 'em..." -Shooter McGavin
I played golf professionally for decades and stopped after my drive on a par 5 was hit on the inside of the club face and hit a 7 year old girl in the head. The injury resulted in memory loss and she was never able to remember her family after that day. She forgot everyone she knew and they say this type of memory loss from trauma is most common between the ages of 5 and 7. Her father ended up committing suicide due to the pain of his daughter not knowing him any longer and her mother died from broken heart syndrome a little over a year later. Her younger brother was placed in a foster home where he ended up allegedly being molested (I've always prayed its not true). I literally destroyed a loving family because of golf and I will never play again. You couldn't pay me to go back on the green with a club. I replaced that passion with disc golf which is okay, but I will never forgive myself. They really should have spectators behind the Tee box.
1:10 Hey, maybe don't stand right in his way and this won't happen. If I'm the golfer, I'm a little pissed that my ball is now back in Narnia because this dude wanted a good shot for Page 8 of Who Gives a F*ck Weekly.
That would be my goal in a match. to see how many spectators I could hit in a single match would be hilarious. I have hit a bunch of stuff while I was golfing. houses lining the fairway, I almost hit. guy washing his car in his driveway as I was trying to get out of a sandtrap near the green. I thought I was deep enough to chop under the ball, but I hit it square and sent the thing flying just past his shoulder and against his fence along the driveway. I scared the shit out of him. Good times indeed. I'd make pool with my fellow golfers and see who could do the most damage by the end.
When we first started to play golf as a family, my dad once decided to tee off with his driver, thinking that he wouldn’t be able to hit a family that was playing way ahead of us. He surprisingly hit a 200+ meter shot (220 yards) and hit the small kid’s leg. It was very funny but very dangerous at the same time lol
Wait why would anyone want to watch people getting hit. It might be different if it was because they were doing something dumb but to just be standing around or whatever and to get hurt and people want to watch is sad. This vid was in my recommends and i just seen the title and intro pic. Thats messed up people.
Make her cut it out!!! 😂🤣. What’s the chances of hitting the same person twice? Especially with all the other spectators standing around her and tending to her. The 2nd ball hunted her down and went around everyone else to find her. Those balls were destined for her. At least the golfer has a very consistent slice.
Part 2- m.th-cam.com/video/ti0c_jzVqWQ/w-d-xo.html
fuck golf
Safest place to stand when I’m teeing off is middle of the fairway.
Fair
Especially when I play!
Right? Me too.
Yea lol. My dad and my stepmom's cousin we would go golf just to get out and spend time and I could hit it pretty far but I could never get it straight lol. I'd always hook it right. Which I was a lefty using right handed clubs but still we went enough to where I should have been able to at least learn how to keep it somewhat straight but noooooope. It would never go straight. I would even aim left so that when it hooked right it would still end up in fairway somewhere. No it didn't work lol
😂
Let’s be honest, that wasn’t the first time Tiger’s balls had hit someone in the face.
I recently heard that Tiger would do it on purpose knowing his gallery would naturally stop the ball. He gave that advice to a fellow player and the poor guys ball just went on forever. He did not calculate that Tiger's gallery would be more thicker than his. I found it pretty funny.
For the WIN!! Hahahaha
What’s the difference between and lentil and a chickpea? Tiger doesn’t pay to have a lentil on him.
Hehe
@@dickhitswater4836 Fun fact: a chickpea comes from a kidney bean!
“Make her cut it out”
Best line in golfing I’ve ever heard
I haven’t laughed that hard in a while. I recommend watching both shots at 0.25x speed. Unbelievable accuracy to hit the same lady twice, and a ricochet causality on the second attempt. Looks like it hits the tall guy behind her, in the shins.
3 hits on 2 shots in a target rich environment lol
😂😂😂😂😂
@@AFishBicycle how common is it for experienced golfers to hit the ball way off the teee like that?
@@_CARKENT similar to getting hit by lightning.
There are hundreds of thousands of golfers hitting drives during tournaments worldwide each year. This happens, I’m guessing, about 10-20 times a year.
Hitting the same person twice in a row has only happened this one time (to my knowledge). This video is insanely rare.
who is the golfer and why is she wearing jean shorts...??
Everyone clapping when that person got drilled in the beginning, is messed up but truly hilarious.
It's an honor to get hit by tiger woods, that guy pretty much won the "you wont believe what happened" story lottery that day
I was absolutely dying laughing, just a perfect polite golf clap
Hahahaha ikr
That awkward second before they decide to applaud anyways lmao
It's like
"should we applaud?"
"Yeah it's freaking Tiger Woods"
"But he messed up tho"
"Doesn't matter, he's the 🐐"
Lots of morons lining the golf courses....and not paying attention to balls being hit. That's really just plain stupidity.
My body count would be so high if I had people crowded around the tee box like that
My buddy almost hit someone while we’re at a driving range. The range was parallel to a tee and it hooked hard right and bounced over the guys shoulder.
same here. usually I take out 3 with my club at least 2 in locker room and with the fog of deniability 4 on the greens.
I've hit myself on the top of my head teeing off with a 5 Wood
lol my boy smoked somebody walking on the street
ThEFAiRWAy
"Make her cut it out!" LMAO!!! That's something every professional golfer loves to hear from a fan. Tells you you're not having a good day. Hits the same lady twice! That's unbelievable.
I am not a native speaker, could you please tell me what „make her cut it out“ means there ? :)
@@justinnienaber4897 the same woman got hit twice in a row by the same golfer. "Cut it out" means to stop doing whatever it is that you are doing. What is your native tongue?.
@@BillSmith-rx9rm german :) usually I am quite good at speaking English but I’ve never heard someone say that before :) thanks for taking the time to explain !
@@justinnienaber4897 generally when someone uses the phrase "cut it out" it means that whatever the other person is doing is aggravating the person that says this. It also could mean that someone is doing something repetitively that is getting on the nerves of the person that says to "cut it out." The phrase is usually said in an angry tone of voice. Hope all this helps explain it.
Either that's a poor shot or a really good one if that's what she was trying to do.
Cant believe anyone stood anywhere near that Rory shot. Even if the ball got out fine there was a high chance he was sending that rock elsewhere
💯
Not to mention, I feel like there should be a rule in golf where if you have a lie like that, especially in a tournament with spectators, that you can move the rock so that you don't have two errant projectiles
i'd rather have copped the ball than the cactus, not even a bruise to get him to sign.
I love how humans as a species are smart enough to land spacecraft on other planets, yet still dumb enough to stand next to people swinging clubs and hitting small objects at fast speeds.
I think you will find that most nasa employees are also the ones standing behind guy teeing off but there will definitely be exceptions lol 😆
almost like humanity consists of many people with varying intelligence
@@pitbul2877 yeah, that’s the joke.
We have smart pll and dumb ppl yes
You failed to mention the dumbest part of all. They are paying to watch someone hit a tiny ball and then walk after it, only to hit it again. The risk of being hit is just a cherry on top.
4:26 that was the best. Hit one of them then took a second swing and hit another "make her cut it out" that was a good laugh
She didn`t hit another, she hit the same person twice, that is the gold in that one.
Bruh she aiming for that she slept with her man
@@paperclip7003 it's funny how two older man were standing in front of her to protect her and then the second ball curved and hit her lol
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭
She didbt even bother to check
I was 10 when my Dad taught me to play golf.
First thing he said was,
"Always stand BEHIND the person hitting the ball!"
You were right Dad.
That's great advice until you play against someone so bad they throw their club backwards in their backswing
@@arrowdynamlc
Behind like behind their back lol
@@arrowdynamlc Lol happened to me as a kid at a mini golf, dude sliced my lip open
The jokes on anyone standing behind me. I managed to hit it off the tee directly backwards once.
@@arrowdynamlc that's some Wii bowling shit
Why do they even let them stand that close?
ikr the game is amazing
@L E Jaw dropping !
@L E It's one of those things that If you don't get it then you don't get it and never will.
L E becasue these golfers are so talented and good at their craft that 200 people could be standing 10 feet from them and they usually hit great shots ....try swinging a golf club with 200-300 people surrounding you and not hit them .. u would be so nervous you would probably hit them every time
because PGA pros usually would be able to hit a straight shot unlike me :/
I felt bad for the guy that fell in the cactus till I seen the birds get it worse. 🕊🙏.
@Moon Cricket what are you 14?
"If your head was a bit softer I'd be on the fairway." Just epic
“Make her cut it out” gets me every time!! 😂
Bro the accuracy to hit the same lady twice is beyond remarkable
4:29. Make her cut it out. Ha
Who is she? Pro?
@@oburihong961 i think she was the only woman playing in the mans tour but she wasnt that good just PR move i think
Lmao! Their fault for standing there after the first hook
Did it hit the same woman twice? 😂🤣
John Shepherd those odds are slim.
The golf ball in the pocket would be one heck of story, I'd be telling it to my grandkids... thank god there was video footage
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@@KadinBell shutup
This is the video I didn’t know I needed
“Make her cut it out! 😭 “
😂
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😭
To be honest I don’t know how this doesn’t happen all the time, the sheer stupidity of these people, standing anywhere near is crazy.
When I am golfing there had better not be anyone within 180 degree angle of me.
4:20 “suddenly i feel something on me but i don’t realize its a freaking golf ball hitting my eye at 180mph”
@@yyy-875 definitely!
I literally said oh noo the Cholla cactus' are everywhere, and sure enough that poor guy is hit and falls into them lol.
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lmfao, the spectator complaining.... lady, you're the one who is standing in the damn danger zone
Lmao, how that chick became a professional golfer is wild. Must have been before the Koreans took over
@@extraordinarilybasic3250 tbf it couldve been early on in her career, I know I'd kill at least 5 people if 2 showed up on the rough to watch me
RIP Birbs 🐦 🐦⬛
sorry I laughed for the first one because people were clapping
They didn’t have a clue there just used to clapping after tiger woods takes a swing lol
@B A lmao
@B A lol
👵 “Make her cut it out!” 😂
Ik lol
The woman shouting at the golfer had the same energy as “You need to leave” 😂
This is exactly how I played TigerWoods04 when I had a PS2.
How though those games are easy
On purpose mate.
@@YungRainMan1111 The driving missions were the worst. I would always end up crashing on the lawn.
I have always thought it is CRAZY to stand near the front of a golf swing. You would never be allowed to stand there if it was a GUN RANGE.
Alligator 🐊 “where’s Chubbs”
"Make her cut it out" is one of the most ironic golf shots of all time. Right up there with tigers chip that hung on the lip
"Once again, Tiger opens with a hook., and finishes her off with an uppercut."
The immediate applause after the golf ball annihilated someone's face in the beginning is just comedic gold 👌
5:35 YOOOOOOOO ITS THE ALLIGATOR THAT BIT CHUB'S HAND OFF
And indirectly took his life.
Good thing "it's all in the hips"
He's only just begun
Damned alligator popped up!!! Bit my hand off
That thang lives down the highway from me in Mosca Colorado!!!
4:27 I think her second shot was a clear case of target fixation.
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Never, and I mean ever, would I stand in front of somebody hitting a golf ball. Best off watching it on the magic lantern
4:52 he's long and not too straight.
@@juliovaldez7278 i lost my right eyes sight cus of a failed drive..
@@jupsurs874 did you really?
Magic lantern? Damn, you just gave your age away!
I like how the ball hits someone and everyone still claps 🤣
"You hit that guy"
"Well he shouldn't have been standing there"
Truly one of the best movies of all time.
"You eat pieces of shit for breakfast?"
Spectator: “Make her cut it out!”
Golfer: “She shouldn’t have been standing there.”
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Lmao
@@johnbaker3761 plays sub
@@KadinBell plays sub
4:51 "he's long, and not too straight." Waylon Smithers just got extremely excited.
Hahahahaha
"Make her cut it out" the best coming from an old goose who hits everything as straight as an arrow.
" well he shouldn't of been standin there "
Famous words of happy Gilmore
Yes
Honestly surprised it doesn't happen more often. People line up in front of the player nearly every shot, every weekend.
4:52 he's long and not too straight.
but anyway, back to what his swing is like
@fallenzz enough with the gay jokes...
...come on guys.
I feel 100 times worse for those birds than I do the spectators.
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4:26 Strait up murdering that lady lmao
ElmMaker Co I know right
Taking that to the shin would be a bitch
4:35 women ☕️
F'ed up not once but TWICE in the same spot 😂😂😂
4:28 is scandalous. Especially the second time.There is no way they are a pro. Spectators just should not be there.
Nice one Cockilroy. Who woulda thought if u hit a ball leaning directly against a rock 3 times its size that it would fly off in the opposite direction? Bonehead
"Once again Tiger opens with a hook...." you forget the "er" on hook.
Er-hook
Lmao 👌
lol i love how none of them react much after hitting someone. golf is such a funny sport
Sadly the most entertaining part of the sport for personally lmao
4:27 FMD she does it twice in a row to that poor old lady 🤣🤣
its funnier because two man were standing in front of her to protect her and the ball curved the second time
0:21 The way they all clap 🤣😂
The worst shot and response was Tom Kite's. All the others were miles up the fairway or were hit by hacks such as the woman who hooked it twice to the same place. Kite's was a snap hook that traveled less than 50 yards; a real weekend hacker's shot by a Major winner and his reaction was one of complete disregard for the victim.
I remember one time a buddy of mine was friends with an NFL player. The three of us played golf and the NFL guy, who was actually a decent golfer, shanked one badly. The fairway was lined with trees that ran adjacent to an Apartment complex. We all heard his ball hit a parked car. He actually went looking in the parking lot to see what damage he had done. He couldnt find a damaged vehicle or his balI. I said he, not we. We stayed on the golf course, we wanted no parts of it. Stand up guy though. Learned a lesson about character.
Why don’t you just say the NFL player name? Dudes makes millions a year, I’m sure 2k isn’t much too him
Spectators faces are handy for keeping the ball out of the rough
If i remember right, that French woman who got hit in the eye, tried to sue the golfer concerned. I know these guys are supremely talented but to be able to pick out one spectator 300 yards down the fairway and actually hit them? I don't think so. Also, she's forgetting she chose to stand there, no one made her do it.
@5:50 where's Chubs when you need him to get an eye for a ball?!
YOU'RE ACTING LIKE A DAMN FOOL.
I was thinking the same
5:46, that alligator can be lucky Happy Gilmore wasn't there.
The (edit:first)one with Rory was not very smart of the spectators. I’d be no where near him with his ball resting on a rock. You have no idea where it’s going and they were right on top of him haha glad that guy was okay. With Rory’s power that could of been horrific.
I remember a time when my dad and I were at the driving range and he hit a ball and it hit a goose on the head. Immediately a crow started pecking at the goose. The goose got up and the crow flew away.
5:36 "Oh my god...Chubbs...You took his hand!"
The gator probably thought it was an egg
Bird 🐦: The golf course is unsafe, I’m going to the baseball field.
Randy Johnson: Hello bird 🐦
When the bird got hit, I was like "That's how you get a birdie."
So sad poor bird man
Bad Cornflakes yeah that’s what I said if you hit a bird you can get a birdie
But it was sad to say that I am sry
Thats what you get for watching other people play golf. Get a life.
i never understood why people would stand so close hha
The price you pay for enjoying golf
@3:30 War Eagle!
"No! No! He has to hit it now. He has to play the ball as it lands. No! I had to hit my ball off of Frankenstein's fat foot! Remember? Those are the rules! I didn't write 'em..."
-Shooter McGavin
The rules on golf is stay back from the golfer and don’t stand too close to the golfer otherwise you will get hit badly
4:27...that's me 100% of the time!!
1:31
"I don't know where the ball went though"
In his eye man.. it went in his eyeball socket.
2:26...HOLY DAM OUCH!! Did NOT see that coming!
The safest place to be is in front of your TV set.😁
Tom Kite ripped one right into everyone!!
I played golf professionally for decades and stopped after my drive on a par 5 was hit on the inside of the club face and hit a 7 year old girl in the head. The injury resulted in memory loss and she was never able to remember her family after that day. She forgot everyone she knew and they say this type of memory loss from trauma is most common between the ages of 5 and 7. Her father ended up committing suicide due to the pain of his daughter not knowing him any longer and her mother died from broken heart syndrome a little over a year later. Her younger brother was placed in a foster home where he ended up allegedly being molested (I've always prayed its not true). I literally destroyed a loving family because of golf and I will never play again. You couldn't pay me to go back on the green with a club. I replaced that passion with disc golf which is okay, but I will never forgive myself. They really should have spectators behind the Tee box.
Ah man that’s sad to hear!
@@KadinBellha u believe this garbage?
7:12 that’s the power of the human brain it saw it conquered
The guys on the second clip talk like they are from smiling friends...
Golf is probably the only sport where spectators are constantly in danger. Crazy and the ball is not a soft one either!
My friend got hit in chest ,we were walking on fairway ,the mark was around a dinner plate size and went black yellow ,😝
The one with Rory, that's what you get for standing next to a cactus. :/
1:10 Hey, maybe don't stand right in his way and this won't happen. If I'm the golfer, I'm a little pissed that my ball is now back in Narnia because this dude wanted a good shot for Page 8 of Who Gives a F*ck Weekly.
Honestly what are the odds of getting hit twice in a row by a pro golfer
The context changes drastically when you put pro “woman” golfer.
Apparently the odds were 100%
What are the odds of a golfball landing in your pocket after he drived it
*_SKIP TO _**_5:35_**_ ITS THE BEST ONE!_* 😂
Happy Gilmore: "He shouldn't have been standing there..."
I'm a good F'ing Golfer (about a 4 handicap) but, I sure wouldn't recommend people standing anywhere near that close when I'm teeing it up.......
"make her stop" the lady that snap hooks 2
That would be my goal in a match. to see how many spectators I could hit in a single match would be hilarious. I have hit a bunch of stuff while I was golfing. houses lining the fairway, I almost hit. guy washing his car in his driveway as I was trying to get out of a sandtrap near the green. I thought I was deep enough to chop under the ball, but I hit it square and sent the thing flying just past his shoulder and against his fence along the driveway. I scared the shit out of him. Good times indeed. I'd make pool with my fellow golfers and see who could do the most damage by the end.
yo the lady hooking it at the left had me dieing just drilling people like its a firing range jesus
When we first started to play golf as a family, my dad once decided to tee off with his driver, thinking that he wouldn’t be able to hit a family that was playing way ahead of us. He surprisingly hit a 200+ meter shot (220 yards) and hit the small kid’s leg. It was very funny but very dangerous at the same time lol
That's what the "fore" is for
I can't feel bad for them , you willing stand in the way of a 167 mph golf ball .
Wait why would anyone want to watch people getting hit. It might be different if it was because they were doing something dumb but to just be standing around or whatever and to get hurt and people want to watch is sad. This vid was in my recommends and i just seen the title and intro pic. Thats messed up people.
Fooooouuuuuuur
I mean the leg tweak was like a child not knowing how to say 4!!
Why is people getting hit with golf balls so funny 🤭🤭🤭🤭
the question is: are the birds fans?
the answer is:
YES
Yeah they love the free food they get from golfers.
Here's a great idea: Let's stand within striking distance of an object flying just shy of 200mph...
I am still surprised that to this day, there are still no bets or metal bars that protect people from these shots
Make her cut it out!!! 😂🤣. What’s the chances of hitting the same person twice? Especially with all the other spectators standing around her and tending to her. The 2nd ball hunted her down and went around everyone else to find her. Those balls were destined for her. At least the golfer has a very consistent slice.
Lol I got hit in the shoulder today when i was caddying
I'm surprised that nobody has been killed, and have they forgotten how to shout fore? 🤔 Very very arrogant
“With thousands lining the fairways….few could foresee..” I think we all are one step ahead of you buddy.
Safest place for spectators to stand is the fairway
It’s all about the money! I think stand seat tickets are around $200 but to walk around on fairways and stuff it’s $30
2:15 "i have never seen a shot like that"
well you've obviously never seen me play golf
😂