We hid our math teachers bike in the boys bathroom. When she went to get her bike after school it wasn't in the bike rack. She started having a panic attack and started crying. So we kind of made her day when we were like "look what we found"
Working in an "Intense Behavior Classroom" I can confirm this bit is real and classes like Nick described absolutely exist. It was almost a spot on impression of what it was like working in there. It was only missing multiple, very detailed, death threats. Other than that it was perfect! 👌
The only time I saw a teacher cry was in US History in high school when she somehow got two autistic children in the same class and they would interrupt her lectures a few times by shouting across the classroom at each other while she just sits there with her head down.
@Cletus The Aborted yeah I can agree, I think most people have an inflated self importance, but I think in my case it's more that she was probably going thru post partum or something and so a whole room of kids telling her honestly they liked it better when she was gone had to hurt bad lmfao
When I was in elementary school there was this kid that kept wanting to play a game called "kissy snake" where you basically writhe around and try to kiss the other person as much as possible. I thought he was just weird and annoying but now realize that that was a warning sign of child abuse.
I also had a friend who was abused except we tried to steal ps3 games from a dying Kmart in walking distance. After we got caught and our parents picked us up the next Monday we got called down to the Vice principals office, apparently the police let our school now what happened and when they said we were gonna be suspended he (my friend) was saying “my dads gonna get beat the shit out of me” and I was like “yeah me too” come to find out he wasn’t kidding. His dad was an abusive and habitually beat tf out of him, his siblings and his mom. Sure enough he told the school what was going on at home and told them what I said too so they got CPS involved at his house AND mine, I had to explain I didn’t think he seriously meant his dad would beat him up…. Pretty sad reality check for me.
Dude, I had a very similar thing happen. I just figured the kid was gay and trying to feel up on me. I haven't thought about it in 20 years and I never once came to that conclusion until now.
when i was in middle school i knew a kid whose dad wouldn’t let him play minecraft because he thought the endermen were an allegory for the witch of endor in the tanakh. we were just playing basketball or whatever and i asked him if he liked minecraft and then he started raving about jewish mysticism for like five minutes straight. i didn’t even understand what he was talking about until a few years later. that was the one and only time i talked to him
Would definitely watch this show, provided Nick is actually the showrunner. Also I don't want it animated, they've got to get a real kid who can pull off the role.
It's the aggressive yelling when people call him out on being an asshole or even just try to not respond to him that gets me. I knew kids like that growing up. Just a fucking menace, and then the moment they get the slightest amount of pushback they'd respond like they were the victim. I always laughed.
I made my 8th grade Home ec teacher cry. She was going over the food pyramid with a plastic pyramid with plastic fake food. I discovered that the fake butter slices would stick to any surface when thrown. I threw one at her while she was talking and it stuck firmly to her cheek. The entire classroom erupted in laughter and she ran out of the room crying. I got a week of detention as a consequence.
We had a high school math teacher who had returned to teaching because she ran out of money for retirement, and the kids were absolutely brutal to her. My older brothers rich asshole friend made her cry on the regular. He'd come into class and immedietely start ripping on her for being poor, old and fat. Kid was a menace. He's still rich btw and is living a blessed life in case anyone is curious. Not a bad friend, but I don't expect to see him in heaven.
It's not a collective responsibility to protect that woman, it was some individual's responsibility, probably the superintendent, or her children. The reality is a person like that probably has a reason why they're suffering other than that a child is saying rude things to them. First and foremost, it was her responsibility. If that kid can't get her to actually use the authority that a whole building full of people exists to enforce her right to use, maybe you should have let him teach the class.
@@dogdog6815 Yup dude fuck poor elderly people who need to work with dignity they should have been smart and bought memecoins and funko pops like you did
@@dogdog6815 yeah totally, screw that old lady, it's funny when old poor people get abused and it's their fault always... you seem pretty not-gay, maybe you should leave
My US Government and political history class teacher basically gave us the day off while she cried at her desk and I was like YAY TIME TO PLAY SAN ANDREAS IOS
Kept spoiling things for other kids like santa/the easter bunny/ the tooth fairy/etc, until my first grade teacher nearly assaulted me for unceremoniously letting the entire class know as we were on a hunt for a pot of (chocolate) gold coins that it was in fact not hidden by a leprechaun but the teacher’s aide. Only way she could get me to stop laughing at the situation was to drag me away and dig into my arm with her nails harder and harder while berating me about not ruining holidays for people. Can’t blame her, idk what I would do with a shitty 7 year old like myself in her situation.
The teacher still dealt with you in a pretty deranged way over something really minor though; every kid eventually learns that Santa and the Easter bunny aren't real so there's no need to get stressed over something that dumb. Plus, can't a teacher get in major trouble for that kinda shit?
The funniest part is everyone else knew it wasn’t, you were the only retard incapable of understanding it was fun to play along and the kids know all along it’s not true but they enjoy the fantasy. Austism, but to you it was being a badass kid lol 😊
I shit my pants at a friend's house one time. I cleaned up and put my underwear full of a shit wad in the trash under the sink. You know it smelt bad and no one ever said anything to me. I always wondered what his mom thought when she emptied the trash.
I grew up in a Mexican dominant city, if you threw your shitty underwear in the trash, no one would notice: all of the trash cans are full of shit covered toilet paper.
A friend told me a story about how in Catholic middle school his entire religions class told the teacher that they didn't believe in God anymore and she ran out of the room crying.
Stav went to Poly. It sounds like a good school but it's in Park Heights and it's the "fuck it, teach him to be a mechanic" school. Not engineer like the school's nick name but general mechanic. Way, way the fuck back, it was a great school. Now, it's just slightly better than the BCPS average.
I only saw a HS teacher cry cuz most my life idgaf bout the teachers... or authority in general. Anyways, she cried for another student who was being bullied in class. He was half black and other black kids would make fun of him for being a "light skin." And he was kinda small so they called him a lil fag too. She heard them calling him light skin in class and said, "what if i made fun of how dark you guys are, get out of here with that racism". Kids were like "we can't be racist cuz we're black". She sent em to the principal's anyways and was gonna call their parents too. It was kinda crazy cuz she raised her voice and she was usually so calm. I saw after class she talked to the kid and was crying with him and hugging him. She said that's not right or fair to be treated like that cuz of his skin color. He was actually feeling a lot better in classes after that. I'd never seen a teacher be so compassionate like that before. Or see black on black racism either. You see lotta shit in high school
I'm friends with a light skinned black girl and I asked her if anyone was ever racist towards her. She told me that almost all the crap she got was from other black people, especially darker skinned black women.
I made my 5th grade science teacher cry once, but I'm having trouble remembering what I did. I definitely called her "the worst teacher I've ever had" though. (Which wasn't even true, honestly. Prior to her, I made a math teacher so angry that he threw a trash can across the room)
Wow, you must have been awful. I once got my second grade teacher so mad she made me go to my old first grade teacher’s class for the whole day. She kept telling me I was gonna be held back and forced to repeat the first grade if I don’t do better
I kinda like Stav's take on the teacher more than Nick's. Nick's impression still has emotion, while Stav just sounds completly depessed and done with whatever the little shithead says. Like she saw it comming and is already over chewing him out so just sends him to the headmaster....
In like the 3rd grade, we had a music teacher that was incredibly kind, but also very heavy, and one day we all were talking aloud when we should’ve been working about how long she’d been pregnant for (she wasn’t) and she ran into the bathroom crying
My Grandma had an antique birdhouse thing made of balsa wood and she kept it next to all the toys like die cast little cold war planes such as Tomcats, MiG-23s, AWACS, etcetera and one day my brother is playing with hotwheels cars and parking them around the birdhouse and I was like "UH OH RUSSIANS ARE INVADING" and slam one of the MiGs into the birdhouse and it just makes a beautiful hole in the wall so we both smashed cars and planes into the birdhouse and just left it like that and the story played out pretty much the same way here.
I charged a handicapped kid 250$ that he stole from his had for like 500 pogs (maybe 10$ worth) and he like happily paid for them. I was already smoking crack and doing roxies in eighth grade (my dad got me started hella young) so I didn't really feel bad about it
In 7th grade I had a very butch possibly a lesbian theater teacher who was having the class do a play called the Yellow Boat about a kid who got HIV from a blood transfusion. There were many props some of which were giant inflatable crayons. This teacher seemed to be kind of unstable and ran late a lot because this class was the first period of the day and this was out in one of portables. Anyway one of these days she ran really late and what could only be described as a full out melee broke out where a class of like 25 or so was beating the fuck out of each other with these crayons. The teacher eventually arrived, and started crying when she witnessed the chaos. Class ended up cancelled that day. To put her into context she had numerous days where she was late and ended up having to leave class emotionally, my younger sister took her class the very next year.
A kid once got pushed into me shortly after I broke a couple ribs and I didn't see and pushed him full force into a wall.... his head hit the wall and he was briefly knocked out, I panicked and walked away.... a teacher saw me and stopped me.... didn't get in trouble but made me go from class to class until I found the kid to make sure he didn't tell his parents.... it was a weird situation for sure but that teacher really had my back, he witnessed a crime which could have even been seen as a hate crime (his parents were from Pakistan) and I didn't get in trouble, I just got to skip class to track down the kid I knocked out to ensure he didn't tell his parents I knocked him out.
that's insane. the kid very likely could have had a concussion and his parents would need to be made aware of that. the teacher that saw you should have asked the kid to lie and say he fell
I'm convinced Everytime Nick says "I had a friend" it's actually a lie in which nick is the friend he's describing
oh 1000 percent. and nick genuinely believes it was someone else
Nick, did you make a fake account just to comment that?
Yeah this is definitely nick
It’s Nick in a fugue state
*nick alone in a padded cell pants down*
"Ha ha psycho Jimmy is showing his dick again"
We hid our math teachers bike in the boys bathroom. When she went to get her bike after school it wasn't in the bike rack. She started having a panic attack and started crying. So we kind of made her day when we were like "look what we found"
I'm glad this story had a happy end unlike literally every other comment here
I was half expecting her bike to be disassembled and she walks out to find her bike in fuckin pieces lmao.
we put our grade 8 teachers bike on the roof of the school with the help of our chill janitor
lol dude awesome comment
@@QuinCreeperKid sounds like that janitor smokes weed and hits on the 8th grade girls
A kid busted up a dollhouse--"did he go to jail," Adam
I thought it was pretty good
@@paulfroelich1024 aw it was my attempt at a riff. Adam is a good boy.
@@marine76a "He's a fine man" - Norm
@@paulfroelich1024 Adam Friedland is a bug, but he's a good guy.
@@paulfroelich1024 that's what his customers said under the Queensboro bridge.
Working in an "Intense Behavior Classroom" I can confirm this bit is real and classes like Nick described absolutely exist. It was almost a spot on impression of what it was like working in there. It was only missing multiple, very detailed, death threats. Other than that it was perfect! 👌
This is the ultimate white suburban kid podcast because I relate to every one of Nick's stories lmao
literally the "Why don't you play with the neighbor's kid? Neighbor's kid:"
Maybe you're gay?
i concur. 110% right!
Nick is not from the suburbs dude, he grew up in the fucking streets of aleppo, picking pockets and swiping fruits from market vendors to stay alive..
Same but mostly bc Nick and I go way back (we're very good friends)
It’s just Nick as a child, he represent memories and thought it was his friend.
I remember my class making our 3rd grade teacher cry because we told her we didn't miss her when she came back after a maternity leave
The only time I saw a teacher cry was in US History in high school when she somehow got two autistic children in the same class and they would interrupt her lectures a few times by shouting across the classroom at each other while she just sits there with her head down.
Lmfaoooo
@Cletus The Aborted yeah I can agree, I think most people have an inflated self importance, but I think in my case it's more that she was probably going thru post partum or something and so a whole room of kids telling her honestly they liked it better when she was gone had to hurt bad lmfao
@Cletus The Aborted glorified prison guard and brainwasher in some instances
@@fabiansanchez7203 yeah I bet she was struggling emotionally. Poor lady lol nobody meant to truly hurt her feelings
anytime nick says "i had a friend" he proceeds to describe the worst fucking person ever
Perfect example of a bit that makes me feel bad then he reels me back in some how
Jus wen they fuc me in my ass they pull me back in
1:16 the most genuine nick laugh ever and it’s about being evil
Watch their Nightmare Before Christmas bit. Nicks laughter is insane
@@Philboh8 He was blasted on opiates for that episode and also trail mix.
that's just like how Sid laughs in toy story lmao
I just realized he has the same laugh as Light from Deathnote lmao
It's almost cute?
Damn. Maybe I really _was_ gay all along
The first time I heard Nick talk about the crowbar kid, I almost had a stroke laughing
"Hello? Anybody home?"
That’s sad dude
@@556WalkemdownTorrents Come again?
Which episode was that?
@@556WalkemdownTorrents *gay
@@556WalkemdownTorrents dont act like its not a funny concept, the actions are bad, the story is an absolute kneeslapper
i love my best friend nick when he tells these stories at my house
When I was in elementary school there was this kid that kept wanting to play a game called "kissy snake" where you basically writhe around and try to kiss the other person as much as possible. I thought he was just weird and annoying but now realize that that was a warning sign of child abuse.
Hell yeah dude
I also had a friend who was abused except we tried to steal ps3 games from a dying Kmart in walking distance. After we got caught and our parents picked us up the next Monday we got called down to the Vice principals office, apparently the police let our school now what happened and when they said we were gonna be suspended he (my friend) was saying “my dads gonna get beat the shit out of me” and I was like “yeah me too”
come to find out he wasn’t kidding. His dad was an abusive and habitually beat tf out of him, his siblings and his mom. Sure enough he told the school what was going on at home and told them what I said too so they got CPS involved at his house AND mine, I had to explain I didn’t think he seriously meant his dad would beat him up…. Pretty sad reality check for me.
Dude, I had a very similar thing happen. I just figured the kid was gay and trying to feel up on me. I haven't thought about it in 20 years and I never once came to that conclusion until now.
when i was in middle school i knew a kid whose dad wouldn’t let him play minecraft because he thought the endermen were an allegory for the witch of endor in the tanakh. we were just playing basketball or whatever and i asked him if he liked minecraft and then he started raving about jewish mysticism for like five minutes straight. i didn’t even understand what he was talking about until a few years later. that was the one and only time i talked to him
Didn’t ask incel
"Cutting wrists and eating pastries" christ this made me howl
In 4th grade this one kid that had emotional problems punched our pregnant teacher in the stomach after being told to come back inside after recess
Absolute menace lmao
jesus christ
What the fuck
I saw a kid kick a pregnant teacher. Her quote afterwards was “If anything happens to this baby, I will sue you!”
I really wanna see a pregnant woman beat the consciousness out of a 7 year old
Would definitely watch this show, provided Nick is actually the showrunner. Also I don't want it animated, they've got to get a real kid who can pull off the role.
This or nothing.
If you animate it, it’s basically just Cartman
Its like the nanny shows
Fuck you and your shitty thoughts. Also I'm gay
Ohh my lord 😂😂😂
It's the aggressive yelling when people call him out on being an asshole or even just try to not respond to him that gets me. I knew kids like that growing up. Just a fucking menace, and then the moment they get the slightest amount of pushback they'd respond like they were the victim. I always laughed.
thought this was about nick for a second
I made my 8th grade Home ec teacher cry. She was going over the food pyramid with a plastic pyramid with plastic fake food. I discovered that the fake butter slices would stick to any surface when thrown. I threw one at her while she was talking and it stuck firmly to her cheek. The entire classroom erupted in laughter and she ran out of the room crying. I got a week of detention as a consequence.
We had a high school math teacher who had returned to teaching because she ran out of money for retirement, and the kids were absolutely brutal to her. My older brothers rich asshole friend made her cry on the regular. He'd come into class and immedietely start ripping on her for being poor, old and fat. Kid was a menace. He's still rich btw and is living a blessed life in case anyone is curious. Not a bad friend, but I don't expect to see him in heaven.
Fuck you. Dont comment stories half as long as the podcast. Gay or nothing.
Uh it’s nerf or nothing
It's not a collective responsibility to protect that woman, it was some individual's responsibility, probably the superintendent, or her children. The reality is a person like that probably has a reason why they're suffering other than that a child is saying rude things to them. First and foremost, it was her responsibility.
If that kid can't get her to actually use the authority that a whole building full of people exists to enforce her right to use, maybe you should have let him teach the class.
@@dogdog6815 Yup dude fuck poor elderly people who need to work with dignity they should have been smart and bought memecoins and funko pops like you did
@@dogdog6815 yeah totally, screw that old lady, it's funny when old poor people get abused and it's their fault always... you seem pretty not-gay, maybe you should leave
I feel like that kid was a much bigger influence on Nick than he maybe realises
my english teacher in hs was crying the day after trump got elected
My US Government and political history class teacher basically gave us the day off while she cried at her desk and I was like YAY TIME TO PLAY SAN ANDREAS IOS
@@hisaceinthehole3426 Hello, you are 14. Get back to your extra curricular.
I read your comment thinking you were still in highschool before realizing trump was elected almost 5 years ago. Fucking unbelievable
God I would've loved to be in high school for that
THAT I would openly mock a teacher for, and not feel bad about it at all.
@@ZeranZeran oh i did and it was awesome. back in the day when my meme account had a pepe pfp😌💭... the good old days...
Holy shit still laughing at the kid saying stuff like "Oh no, whats going on in this room?" Then smashing that room with his crowbar. Fucking classic
What if Nick's "friends" were just different arcs in his life?
He definitely has way too many stories
the title is super misleading, this kid is a beacon to humanity.
What if Jesus was just like this kid and everyone is lying about how cool this kid was
We had a white jewish Spanish teacher too, except what happened was someone wrote K*ke on the kahoot. She took it like a champ though and didn’t care.
hmmm SWIM?
Kike is a common nickname in Spanish-speaking countries (Quique is the more common spelling of it) so maybe she didn't realise.
what the fuck is a kahoot
@@gloverelaxis like class playing jeopardy but for the zoomers
@@gloverelaxisIt's an obscure slur for Latin jews.
"Oh no, what's going on in this room?"
I can't stop laughing at that line alone
That teacher's story is bleak as hell. What a genuinely awful situation to be in.
Kept spoiling things for other kids like santa/the easter bunny/ the tooth fairy/etc, until my first grade teacher nearly assaulted me for unceremoniously letting the entire class know as we were on a hunt for a pot of (chocolate) gold coins that it was in fact not hidden by a leprechaun but the teacher’s aide. Only way she could get me to stop laughing at the situation was to drag me away and dig into my arm with her nails harder and harder while berating me about not ruining holidays for people. Can’t blame her, idk what I would do with a shitty 7 year old like myself in her situation.
Is this not the plot of Joker 2019?
The teacher still dealt with you in a pretty deranged way over something really minor though; every kid eventually learns that Santa and the Easter bunny aren't real so there's no need to get stressed over something that dumb. Plus, can't a teacher get in major trouble for that kinda shit?
Yo that’s evil but funny asf in retrospect
The funniest part is everyone else knew it wasn’t, you were the only retard incapable of understanding it was fun to play along and the kids know all along it’s not true but they enjoy the fantasy.
Austism, but to you it was being a badass kid lol 😊
@@Bonsoirmonamie Who said I thought I was badass? You’re commenting under a cumtown video bud it isn’t that serious lmao
Nick’s “friend” is just his disassociative personality disorder. He did all the things
I shit my pants at a friend's house one time. I cleaned up and put my underwear full of a shit wad in the trash under the sink. You know it smelt bad and no one ever said anything to me. I always wondered what his mom thought when she emptied the trash.
I grew up in a Mexican dominant city, if you threw your shitty underwear in the trash, no one would notice: all of the trash cans are full of shit covered toilet paper.
classic ian fidance move
"he must have shit his pants"
its a pretty common kid thing she'd understand
@@cinemacynic980 I grew up in one too. I'm fairly convinced this is a myth.
@@skinnylong2023 Is it not related to the rather sparse plumbing networks?
Shitty Kid is just a wonder years style show about Nick's childhood.
That show is basically just South Park
A friend told me a story about how in Catholic middle school his entire religions class told the teacher that they didn't believe in God anymore and she ran out of the room crying.
I literally just rear ended someone
Nick's Biden impression has come a long way
Stav went to Poly. It sounds like a good school but it's in Park Heights and it's the "fuck it, teach him to be a mechanic" school. Not engineer like the school's nick name but general mechanic. Way, way the fuck back, it was a great school. Now, it's just slightly better than the BCPS average.
How did so many people make teachers cry? Id never seen it happen once. But then again i live in a town thats about as big as a Bass Pro so.
Watched this while drinking water and then walked around my house trying not to spit it out for like 30 seconds
I'M JUST ASKING!!
Basically the plot of that southpark episode where Ike goes through puberty. "Get outta my room Kyle, im playing trucks!... brrrrbrrbrrbrrr"
Haha, yeah. "Hey Kyle, how tight do you think peppa pig's strange is?"
6:40 LOL this bit always gets me, we all had that kid in class
I only saw a HS teacher cry cuz most my life idgaf bout the teachers... or authority in general. Anyways, she cried for another student who was being bullied in class. He was half black and other black kids would make fun of him for being a "light skin." And he was kinda small so they called him a lil fag too. She heard them calling him light skin in class and said, "what if i made fun of how dark you guys are, get out of here with that racism". Kids were like "we can't be racist cuz we're black". She sent em to the principal's anyways and was gonna call their parents too. It was kinda crazy cuz she raised her voice and she was usually so calm. I saw after class she talked to the kid and was crying with him and hugging him. She said that's not right or fair to be treated like that cuz of his skin color. He was actually feeling a lot better in classes after that. I'd never seen a teacher be so compassionate like that before. Or see black on black racism either. You see lotta shit in high school
I'm friends with a light skinned black girl and I asked her if anyone was ever racist towards her. She told me that almost all the crap she got was from other black people, especially darker skinned black women.
It’s really crazy how many people seriously believe only white people can be racist
9:30 literally Adam's best joke ever
I made my 5th grade science teacher cry once, but I'm having trouble remembering what I did. I definitely called her "the worst teacher I've ever had" though. (Which wasn't even true, honestly. Prior to her, I made a math teacher so angry that he threw a trash can across the room)
Wow that's so cool 👍
Wow, you must have been awful. I once got my second grade teacher so mad she made me go to my old first grade teacher’s class for the whole day. She kept telling me I was gonna be held back and forced to repeat the first grade if I don’t do better
My band teacher tried to destroy the intercom cause they interrupted a solo during rehearsal
Stav inadvertantly describing the setup for GTO lol
The Special Eddie Show
I kinda like Stav's take on the teacher more than Nick's.
Nick's impression still has emotion, while Stav just sounds completly depessed and done with whatever the little shithead says. Like she saw it comming and is already over chewing him out so just sends him to the headmaster....
“Stop telling me I got raped, please”
I'M JUST ASKING
In like the 3rd grade, we had a music teacher that was incredibly kind, but also very heavy, and one day we all were talking aloud when we should’ve been working about how long she’d been pregnant for (she wasn’t) and she ran into the bathroom crying
Nick invents cartman
My Grandma had an antique birdhouse thing made of balsa wood and she kept it next to all the toys like die cast little cold war planes such as Tomcats, MiG-23s, AWACS, etcetera and one day my brother is playing with hotwheels cars and parking them around the birdhouse and I was like "UH OH RUSSIANS ARE INVADING" and slam one of the MiGs into the birdhouse and it just makes a beautiful hole in the wall so we both smashed cars and planes into the birdhouse and just left it like that and the story played out pretty much the same way here.
Why would you do that to ur own grandma lmao
@@diegoledezma4045 We felt awful and did chores to make it up so
I'm a huge fan of Adam Friedland. You may know him from the popular podcast "The Adam Friedland Show" nick mullen might also be in it I guess
4:01 It’s horrible how hard I laughed at this. Fat jokes always hit
I miss those Pringle looking containers that those pogs came in. I never had any idea how to play the game but fuck I needed more pogs
I charged a handicapped kid 250$ that he stole from his had for like 500 pogs (maybe 10$ worth) and he like happily paid for them. I was already smoking crack and doing roxies in eighth grade (my dad got me started hella young) so I didn't really feel bad about it
Its basically like those nanny shows
In 7th grade I had a very butch possibly a lesbian theater teacher who was having the class do a play called the Yellow Boat about a kid who got HIV from a blood transfusion. There were many props some of which were giant inflatable crayons. This teacher seemed to be kind of unstable and ran late a lot because this class was the first period of the day and this was out in one of portables. Anyway one of these days she ran really late and what could only be described as a full out melee broke out where a class of like 25 or so was beating the fuck out of each other with these crayons. The teacher eventually arrived, and started crying when she witnessed the chaos. Class ended up cancelled that day. To put her into context she had numerous days where she was late and ended up having to leave class emotionally, my younger sister took her class the very next year.
Jesus, what a creature she must have been. Thank God it wasn't a real subject like Math or English.
@@marine76a you're not a real human being like a civilian
@@gloverelaxis oh well I just cruised into a masters degree so you're right I'm better than the average human
@@marine76a lmao at thinking a masters means anything about your worth as a human being. you got paid to kill people you fucking scum
@@gloverelaxis that wasn't my job. But what do you do? What makes you special besides autism?
It must be nice having a younger sister. V.M. Vargas is my older sisters spirit animal...
Great character
Who?
Nick was really out of step interrupting Adam’s awesome story. That poor lady.
Had me crying
A kid once got pushed into me shortly after I broke a couple ribs and I didn't see and pushed him full force into a wall.... his head hit the wall and he was briefly knocked out, I panicked and walked away.... a teacher saw me and stopped me.... didn't get in trouble but made me go from class to class until I found the kid to make sure he didn't tell his parents.... it was a weird situation for sure but that teacher really had my back, he witnessed a crime which could have even been seen as a hate crime (his parents were from Pakistan) and I didn't get in trouble, I just got to skip class to track down the kid I knocked out to ensure he didn't tell his parents I knocked him out.
that's insane. the kid very likely could have had a concussion and his parents would need to be made aware of that. the teacher that saw you should have asked the kid to lie and say he fell
"Hate crime" lmao
Hell yeah dude
All time classic
I need some more goldblum
First, and I'm VERY gay!
Basically jonah from Tonga
Nick Takalua
Kidz rule
more like drule
I guess Cumtown has never watched or heard of Problem Child.
shout out to the parasympathetic nervous cells in our body lol
Yeah that movie is problem child
"I keep lending you money"
Running multiple adds on stolen content is kind of cracked
I mean isn’t this basically Cartman lol
“Didya ever see a teacher cr….”?
Nick-“Yes”!
Nick was so quickdraw on that one!
I can’t breathe
Dennis the Menace?
Sounds like a WKUK sketch
Super like
Meeeeeeowww
stavs story was so painfully fake