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  • @nickhoffman9256
    @nickhoffman9256 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +83519

    As an American, this meal is leaps and bounds better than anything I was given by the public education system

    • @bbqchicken-yn4jw
      @bbqchicken-yn4jw 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +850

      REALLLL

    • @Empireofjapan1933
      @Empireofjapan1933 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +757

      Same im in high school and I sell snacks and I order door dash for lunch

    • @Khornecussion
      @Khornecussion 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +237

      Heh. I had parents that made my lunches. Ham, cheese and mayo sandwiches were a " bad day " for me and in the winter? Cream of chicken soup in a thermos made the way I like it with a little milk and butter to " cut it " on the sodium while keeping it creamy and rich.
      You'd think I would've been obese with those eating habits, but I kinda needed it. Ehlers Danlos Syndrome is so bad in your childhood / teen years that pushing anything beyond 115 lbs is lucky.

    • @Empireofjapan1933
      @Empireofjapan1933 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +60

      @@Khornecussion I aslo eat a crazy amount of food and I'm not obese at all actually pretty skinny

    • @ter2364
      @ter2364 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +89

      id eat that everyday if it would replace the same unfreezed mush i had in elementary school

  • @Ashykitty
    @Ashykitty 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +8088

    The fact that you made everything from scratch increased the health value but 10000%. Everything needed to be canned, frozen, or otherwise pre packaged to be accurate.

    • @dammbenderisgreat
      @dammbenderisgreat 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +97

      Don't tell Michael obamna she will make the food worse granted I'm done with school so don't care now

    • @reclaimthunder9254
      @reclaimthunder9254 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@dammbenderisgreat I had a stroke reading that fucking bullshit.Go the fuck back to school.

    • @corybiss7884
      @corybiss7884 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +26

      And it was always in a plastic bag!

    • @BananaCatsnotanalysed
      @BananaCatsnotanalysed 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

      @@corybiss7884 you had a bag i hade a tray that broke if someone touched it and never had enough room for stuff just things spilling out

    • @SkanRashke
      @SkanRashke 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      Believe it or not, back in the 80s and even into the 80s a lot of the food was made from scratch to save money! Some of the school lunches were honestly really decent depending on the school. Nowadays though? Nah, garbage.

  • @34Nor
    @34Nor 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +5689

    As an American I agree with all of the other Americans when they say that the American meal you made was more rich, full, and nutritious than anything I was EVER served in my American public school.

    • @TheBigBadRaven
      @TheBigBadRaven 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +61

      What he made was way better then what we have.

    • @cedric3973
      @cedric3973 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +28

      I am from texas and this was trash compared to what I got.

    • @venti7981
      @venti7981 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

      @@cedric3973right? I’m from Md and this is just sad

    • @cedric3973
      @cedric3973 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      @@venti7981 exactly, I read all the comments and thing about the actual fresh pizza, seasonal spiced apples. Rarely had cookies but it was some sort of fresh thing, sometimes fruit sometimes a treat. But we had 3 menu options,2-3 different veggie choices. I went to the second from poorest school for 1-5 and 9-12 grade.
      Many I knew from texas had better options but I don't know of any schools that had worse (and I traveled with the debate, swim team and other competitive teams, we always ate at the schools we went to and it was always good) I graduated in 2006

    • @venti7981
      @venti7981 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      @@cedric3973 I go to a pretty normal school for my area but the food is nothing like in the comments, we get spicy chicken wings, chips, dairy free milk, rotini, nachos, pepperoni and sausage pizza, and ice cream on special days

  • @Lizo361
    @Lizo361 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +644

    “Little bullet dodgers” had me on the ground 😂

    • @matatias
      @matatias 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +15

      so are they in the case of a shooting

    • @thekitten_hoarder
      @thekitten_hoarder 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      @@matatias As an american I can confirm

    • @macronan8368
      @macronan8368 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Classless

  • @thegreatclydeidoscope4461
    @thegreatclydeidoscope4461 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +31248

    As a student from the USA- that food looks WAY better than the actual food at our schools

    • @nagawave24
      @nagawave24 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +604

      They never have cookies

    • @spagetbear3506
      @spagetbear3506 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +138

      it looks better than the nothing you get in canada

    • @icestryke
      @icestryke 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +359

      The pizza is made with cardboard and lies.

    • @Taniks_Kell_of_Telesto
      @Taniks_Kell_of_Telesto 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +74

      Yeah, and honestly we haven't done the pledge of allegiance since 2016

    • @Marshall1q.
      @Marshall1q. 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +65

      ​@@icestrykewith a little bit of melted plastic

  • @lunamoon1239
    @lunamoon1239 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +32910

    The implication that the cookie just _comes with_ the lunch. Naw, that shit’s always extra

    • @double0evanjr271
      @double0evanjr271 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +725

      Always, they $2.25 at my school

    • @Genes_in_jeans
      @Genes_in_jeans 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +306

      They were 2.75 at my school and then once I got to high school it was phased out completely gotta love nacho day tho with the little circle chips and fake orange cheese and sketchy ground beef or popcorn chicken day with the greenish gravy

    • @josukejotaro548
      @josukejotaro548 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +20

      Hell yea!

    • @dorkheadrae
      @dorkheadrae 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +18

      I went to school in the South from 2000-2012 and we got cookies some days 😅

    • @meep4136
      @meep4136 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +19

      They’re like $2.00

  • @levirogers9283
    @levirogers9283 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +248

    It being made from scratch alone makes this way better than actual lunches we got

  • @luna_sunny1726
    @luna_sunny1726 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +62

    We aren’t **required** to say the pledge but we do have to stand and acknowledge the flag. In several states the pledge is followed by a “moment of silence” idrk why.

    • @lumberjack7178
      @lumberjack7178 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      Moment of silence for the fallen soilders who gave there lives for us.

    • @amypiiee
      @amypiiee 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@lumberjack7178maybe ur school should be more focused on english lessons instead of standing up for a piece of cloth

    • @Tolazyforauser
      @Tolazyforauser 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      In more rural conservative areas the schools do require it. Im speaking as someone who got sent to iss for not standing due to an injury.

    • @Some_Gremlin_Named_Winter
      @Some_Gremlin_Named_Winter หลายเดือนก่อน

      In my school it’s either say it or face the consequences 😭

    • @PaperDove
      @PaperDove หลายเดือนก่อน

      In most of my classes I have to, but in the class I have now, we don’t, and I’m currently so mad at this country, I sit down no matter what I’m doing when they start to say it (over the intercom), I do stay silent for those who have fallen, but that pledge ain’t coming out of my mouth

  • @itsmuffintime6888
    @itsmuffintime6888 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +5922

    “It’s not grey enough.”
    -An American High Schooler

    • @alichan3772
      @alichan3772 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +31

      For real

    • @I-sub-back.
      @I-sub-back. 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +17

      Fr tho

    • @HunnerBun06
      @HunnerBun06 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +29

      This is the perfect description of our food

    • @IgirlbossedTooCloseToTheSun
      @IgirlbossedTooCloseToTheSun 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +21

      It probably has too much flavor as well too lmao(pain)

    • @Cosmo_cakedirzzle
      @Cosmo_cakedirzzle 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +22

      Fr they gave us food with mold we never get cookies

  • @SashaBeez
    @SashaBeez 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +6980

    As an actual American, I gotta say get rid of the jello, the corn, the tater tots, the cookie, all the good stuff. We just get uncooked veggies and the pizza.

    • @trulygreg3103
      @trulygreg3103 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +319

      i gotta agree with everything but the tater tots. sometimes that was the main meal at my schools. option of nacho cheese sauce to go on top of it in high school too lmao

    • @sylth4103
      @sylth4103 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +65

      @@trulygreg3103yes i was about to say the tater tots at my high school were good. unless they got soggy lol

    • @Tiresome749
      @Tiresome749 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +28

      As a another fellow American get rid of the cookie and everything else there is completely accurate

    • @SylverScourge
      @SylverScourge 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +22

      We would get tater tots, corn, pizza (with white sauce), and a whole ass apple. I hate corn and white sauce pizza so most of the time I'd just eat the tater tots and give away the rest of my food to the other kids at the table.

    • @geliamcadams2520
      @geliamcadams2520 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      Frozen pizza

  • @PinkMomochi
    @PinkMomochi 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1619

    American here to fact check! The pizza was never made fresh, it was either frozen pizza pocket thing that came still in plastic, tasted like cardboard, or from a cheap pizza place where you would ONLY buy the pizza because it was sold in a stand in front of the gym instead of in the cafeteria. Also, NEVER seen corn as a side, usually prepackaged Famous Amos cookies or another prepackaged cookie. Almost all food came wrapped in the plastic they microwaved it in. There is no real kitchen in most schools, just prepackaged frozen food that gets reheated in a microwave until it becomes warm plastic mush…

    • @shaemarcelin3306
      @shaemarcelin3306 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +49

      I had corn weekly

    • @EmeraldEire7436
      @EmeraldEire7436 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +39

      My school had corn. Had to eat the lunch after I forgot mine one day, it was the most disgusting corn I had ever tasted.

    • @cedric3973
      @cedric3973 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      We had actual fresh pizza, seasonal spiced apples. Rarely had cookies but it was some sort of fresh thing, sometimes fruit sometimes a treat. But we had 3 menu options,2-3 different veggie choices. I went to the second from poorest school for 1-5 and 9-12 grade. My high school had rice dryers for treating rice prior to cooking.
      Many I knew from texas had better options but I don't know of any schools that had worse (and I traveled with the debate, swim team and other competitive teams, we always ate at the schools we went to and it was always good) I graduated in 2006.

    • @daltoneades4814
      @daltoneades4814 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

      @@cedric3973this is some bull shit where were my options

    • @acelynn4166
      @acelynn4166 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      SO TRUE and at our school recently in some of the food options they've been adding packaged grilled cheese... which is unfortunately better tasting than anything else they serve no joke. That and the frozen fruit cup thingys. Like how whatever they don't make and just add to the trays for the heck of it taste better than what they actually make and give out.

  • @kokuseb
    @kokuseb 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

    “Little bullet dodgers” is CRAZY 💀😭

  • @jaimej110
    @jaimej110 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +467

    The fact that your hand making all of this just puts you leaps and bounds ahead of any school lunch you would get in America

    • @SeanTerrace
      @SeanTerrace 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ok brit

    • @Ghduehsns
      @Ghduehsns 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      stolen comment

  • @viscera8442
    @viscera8442 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1103

    sir this looks way too good to be an american school lunch. you gotta add at LEAST 2 frozen items

    • @itslikethat5456
      @itslikethat5456 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Our public school feeds our kids hella lot better then that bulls.... And ppl saying their school lunch was worse are morons & probably part of what's wrong with our country. Debbie downers and crabby Karens

    • @bigman7167
      @bigman7167 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +16

      Fr 😭 those dry freezer patties haunt me to this day

    • @MISSY-qd4wk
      @MISSY-qd4wk 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +26

      Plus you gotta at least put one expired true moo milk, my school had expired milk once, I only drink the slushy juices now 😭 💀☠️

    • @austinslaughter319
      @austinslaughter319 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Pay to play baby, never mind that our f****** food system for education and jails basically one giant f****** circle.

    • @wrennie1532
      @wrennie1532 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      ​@@MISSY-qd4wk so true! The day somebody poured out chunky, rotten milk was the day I stopped grabbing it.

  • @Jijis.DeliveryService
    @Jijis.DeliveryService 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +508

    They don't give cookies anymore, students have to buy them separately from where I was from

    • @nycookietv
      @nycookietv 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      It’s an à la carte item which I cannot get because à la carte items are no longer available for the rest of the school year
      😭

    • @oj_Twigg
      @oj_Twigg 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      My school had whole wheat rolls with some frosting on top and called it healthy

    • @albar428
      @albar428 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      They do give out cookies for free dependant upon your school system. The NYC public school system gives out free lunch, and that includes desserts like cookies, cinnamon buns, etc. The school lunch at my high school wasn't bad at all, I just didn't like the dumplings they served.

    • @johnmorse2969
      @johnmorse2969 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ya when i was in high school the cookies were an extra 1.50

    • @rageddragongaming1061
      @rageddragongaming1061 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I feel bad for you

  • @Lizard-Wizard084
    @Lizard-Wizard084 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    What you made is 100% more wholesome and real than anything I’ve eaten. I got instant mashed potatoes that tasted like paper.

  • @hunterplays3676
    @hunterplays3676 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +941

    The little bullet dodgers is crazy

    • @Jangofet952
      @Jangofet952 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

      I was just about to post this wild

    • @ganjagirlina
      @ganjagirlina 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      LMFAOOO GOLD

    • @rock3tcatU233
      @rock3tcatU233 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Little Neos.

    • @leogao6929
      @leogao6929 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      im dead

    • @waylanddee7211
      @waylanddee7211 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      im from the usa and I cant even tell you how much that part of the video made me giggle

  • @MagicTurtleStudio
    @MagicTurtleStudio 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1964

    Oh don’t forget the milk that’s either expired or frozen solid 😂

    • @Hey_Samieya111
      @Hey_Samieya111 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      REAL

    • @The_only_Pheebalicious
      @The_only_Pheebalicious 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +42

      Or weirdly gelatinous

    • @Icedtea_yippie
      @Icedtea_yippie 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +25

      I still remember the day in sixth grade I found NORMAL MILK.

    • @berurkebenei3687
      @berurkebenei3687 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +21

      @@Icedtea_yippieIn 5th grade, this one kid found NORMAL milk, and everyone cheered. Even though the teachers told us to stop

    • @Arzano.229
      @Arzano.229 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      One time our milk was just a glob

  • @r1nsstuff178
    @r1nsstuff178 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1766

    There’s no way you just called us “little bullet dodgers” 😭

    • @ToastRobotixx
      @ToastRobotixx 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +68

      I mean we are

    • @S53PROD
      @S53PROD 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +27

      ​@DarkRamProductions yeah he ain't wrong

    • @The_bozo_on_siteP
      @The_bozo_on_siteP 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +15

      He’s not wrong

    • @Sage25469
      @Sage25469 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

      That’s 100% what we are

    • @nicoleash3516
      @nicoleash3516 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +15

      One: he’s not wrong.Two: some of the videos just go a little bit too far and just make fun of cultures.Not saying that he did

  • @altoidsours
    @altoidsours 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

    I think I had a pretty good school. I LOVED the food and I feel they fed us well. My favorite was the grilled cheese and tomato soup. I loved the pizza too. And the spaghetti. We also had a concession stand where you could buy fun extras (like my fav, slushies) and candy store in our school. Maybe not super healthy but I have great memories of the school lunches and miss them lol

    • @Some_Gremlin_Named_Winter
      @Some_Gremlin_Named_Winter หลายเดือนก่อน

      WAIT HOW RICH WAS YOUR SCHOOL ARE YOU SERIOUS THEY BANNED A LOT OF THAT STUFF AT MY SCHOOL 😭🙏

  • @kenji_kishimoto
    @kenji_kishimoto 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +562

    the food looks edible, you did it wrong 😂

    • @lizvandervort3795
      @lizvandervort3795 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      It looks like he forgot bullets in the lunch

    • @Unhinged-n7r
      @Unhinged-n7r 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@lizvandervort3795 STOP I'M DEAD

  • @olivia_mae_karate11
    @olivia_mae_karate11 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1006

    As an American, I can agree that school lunches are a -2/10. You forgot the chunky chocolate milk an moldy carrots. I've never had a cup of jello with fruit in my lunch, an it's been years since cookies were handed out. We also eat fake mac and cheese, burgers, and chicken sandwiches.

    • @sharkula.1
      @sharkula.1 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +19

      And the plastic fisherprice corn! Sometimes it's even stale bread

    • @BLACKCRESTGAMES
      @BLACKCRESTGAMES 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

      How about the stale dry chicken sandwich with no pickles or sauce

    • @whipnaenae2253
      @whipnaenae2253 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Oh man I be choking on those dry ass burgers

    • @Luffy-132hze
      @Luffy-132hze 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      nah bro when ever we do get fruits in our jello it looks like a dog threw up on it and the mixed it up I have to gather up all of my courage and just try to taste

    • @robloxplayer2876
      @robloxplayer2876 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      dont forget the pink chicken! 🤮

  • @justagirl-m5t
    @justagirl-m5t 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +285

    he dissed america in like eight different ways and his cooking was still better than the school lunch lady’s

    • @farkasmactavish
      @farkasmactavish 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      Don't blame the lunch ladies for the system's crimes.

    • @kittenuniverse1327
      @kittenuniverse1327 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      Don't blame the lunch ladies they were always the sweetest, blame our schools for being cheap af

  • @PinkPalmPuff09
    @PinkPalmPuff09 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    I don’t know about other public schools but at mine( in America) we have a salad and fruit bar picked fresh from the garden we have options such as salads ,wraps, pizzas, French toast sticks, hot dog hamburgers, etc or you can have whatever they’re serving that day. And a lot of it is fresh with not that much grease.

    • @airy214
      @airy214 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      what school do you go to how have you avoided lunch hell

    • @PinkPalmPuff09
      @PinkPalmPuff09 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @ tbh idk I been to other schools were lunches were crazy but this school it’s not that bad

  • @Your_local_bunny_friend
    @Your_local_bunny_friend 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +592

    As an American this is 1000 times better than our actual lunches

    • @Rockship2910
      @Rockship2910 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Ikr

    • @DarkOnFN
      @DarkOnFN 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      What???? I live in the suburbs and our school lunch is ok. In addition to that its literally free. I think its because the 2 high school in my area have huge funding. They spend like 15 million a year in renovations

    • @Your_local_bunny_friend
      @Your_local_bunny_friend 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      @@DarkOnFN Maybe that’s it but all I’ve ever seen is unfilling food, frozen everything and if not then thawing, mystery food, and worse That’s why I never ate school lunch and I never really got hungry at lunch anyways

    • @513cgp
      @513cgp 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@DarkOnFN i grew up in drug riddled suburbs with poor schools and still had better lunch 😂 had like 4 different whole meal options everyday like a restaurant. Had to pay tho maybe $4.25

    • @Unluckyprincess15
      @Unluckyprincess15 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Real. Its so fresh it could be fine dining

  • @Lostagain764
    @Lostagain764 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +719

    The fact that this would be school lunch on a good day is wild

    • @brickrulerz1327
      @brickrulerz1327 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      My school does not give that. We had a single piece of bread for breakfast today. That’s most of what our lunch is.

    • @Nonyofuckingbuisness
      @Nonyofuckingbuisness 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@brickrulerz1327 we get chicken sandwich or pepperoni pizza, that is all, and that cookie ain't free that shits an extra 1.25

    • @agent6219
      @agent6219 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Incorrect the true fact is this was never served only the pizza part and even then their loaded with preservatives and so little of anything nutritious you want to die

    • @ClayBrick-re7sp
      @ClayBrick-re7sp 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Not a good day, a day where you question if you are even ok or just hallucinating.

  • @Stolazz
    @Stolazz 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +893

    Our school once served orange juice that expired in 2009. This was in 2016.

    • @cas8227
      @cas8227 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +70

      well you know, gotta get those little rapscallions into alcoholism early or the companies wouldn't make a profit

    • @davidbanan.
      @davidbanan. 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +24

    • @ahhhh9155
      @ahhhh9155 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +20

      just got served some apple juice that expired in 2006

    • @sadprivatepyle7536
      @sadprivatepyle7536 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +21

      The amount of times I'd open trumoo for it to be a block is ridiculous

    • @jowanah3073
      @jowanah3073 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      wtf thats crazy lool

  • @Juliamarion12
    @Juliamarion12 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

    That looks way better than my school lunch! Most of the time the pizza ain’t even cooked

  • @thecoolestmanever9068
    @thecoolestmanever9068 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +224

    this is the kind of meal you’d brag about getting at school.

  • @RomeoChitii-ty5fr
    @RomeoChitii-ty5fr 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +7912

    little bullet dogers got me 😂

    • @liammorris1018
      @liammorris1018 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +23

      @@sounduser hahahaha as if that comment wasnt bad enough this finished it off! bon appetite hahahaha

    • @madaxwayne
      @madaxwayne 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      ​@@soundusersnatch?

    • @alexyork3177
      @alexyork3177 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +54

      It gets us ready for war when our military decides to unnecessarily jump into someone else's business.

    • @that_guy_that_plays_stuff
      @that_guy_that_plays_stuff 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      Nah son, little jimmy’s strapped too

    • @pasalking7760
      @pasalking7760 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      ​@@alexyork3177I'm weak lol

  • @microwavedcheeseslice
    @microwavedcheeseslice 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +386

    1.) The cookie is always an after and extra.
    2.) This looks SO MUCH BETTER than anything I've seen at school.

    • @Pengu808
      @Pengu808 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I wouldn’t be taking lunch from home if this is how they would cook the food instead of heating it up.

    • @Pengu808
      @Pengu808 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Aw dangit

    • @Pengu808
      @Pengu808 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Mbbbb

    • @DrewLaCroix20
      @DrewLaCroix20 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I feel bad for you… coming from a person in the USA, this looks disgusting and I feel bad for people who have lunches like this.
      I’m in the #1 school district in Louisiana (not that much of a flex) but at least they give us some mutrition

    • @wizenedoak5046
      @wizenedoak5046 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@DrewLaCroix20Lucky, I wish I had better mutrition when I was in school!

  • @slytherin657
    @slytherin657 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    this is so much better than anything i have had at my school! although in elementary school my grandma was the school cook so it wasn’t as bad. she used to get there at 4:30 everyday and make everything from scratch

  • @unnamed_guy_01
    @unnamed_guy_01 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +333

    As an American, I can confidently say, this is 100 times better than anything I've ever seen in school before

    • @cindyt1458
      @cindyt1458 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Ikr the food is slimy and has random stuff on it

    • @ihatecabbage7270
      @ihatecabbage7270 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      man, I hate it when I agreed to it. Military lunch is good though, unless you're in a situation of getting shot at.

  • @Nevaeh-jp3ei
    @Nevaeh-jp3ei 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +801

    Okay. Now make the pizza soggy, the tots still frozen, the jello basically water, and the cookie is a brick of charcoal. Thats the American public school system at its finest in my neck of the woods.

    • @Unhinged-n7r
      @Unhinged-n7r 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      the cookies at my school were half raw lol

    • @Nevaeh-jp3ei
      @Nevaeh-jp3ei 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@Unhinged-n7r lol

    • @cjsocool8544
      @cjsocool8544 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      don't even have cookies at my school currently

    • @Sw1shyF1shy
      @Sw1shyF1shy 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      You forgot that the cheese on the pizza slides off of the pizza in one bite

    • @AddieTheHuman
      @AddieTheHuman 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      And the cookies and jello are extra and have to be paid 2.25 each for

  • @Elkemi-K
    @Elkemi-K 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +322

    As a fellow American, i can 100% confirm that's not what American school lunch looked like

    • @Whoopsie37
      @Whoopsie37 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      My school never had jello nor cookies that looked like that. But maybe cause it wasnt a public school.

    • @sakurablossoms94
      @sakurablossoms94 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      This looks like exactly my school lunch. Except our apple wasn't cut up.

    • @jjrpoektl1925
      @jjrpoektl1925 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Def never saw jello. More like plain apple or half a banana

    • @Spring_Eclipse
      @Spring_Eclipse 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      My high school lunch varies often
      But we got a fruit roll up sometimes, and a cookie whenever we had something called “Pizza crunchers”
      Which is just a pizza version of mozzarella sticks

    • @bubblelaydy
      @bubblelaydy 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Every thing but the brownie and fruit cup for me. I saw jello fruit cups maybe twice in elementary school otherwise it was bags of juice, regular fruit cups, or sugary raspberry applesauce. Hell I don't think I ever saw an actual fruit 😂 In my private school shit still sucks, also doesn't taste as good, but it's 50% fresh so 🤷‍♀️

  • @Starry_on_pawzz
    @Starry_on_pawzz 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    As an american i can confirm we didn't get cookies, the fruits and veggies were brown, the milk was spoiled, and the pizza was cold.

  • @historyboy8558
    @historyboy8558 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +678

    The sad part is that he made it better then what we eat in school

    • @8uphistory
      @8uphistory 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Fax

    • @Christmasontop7272
      @Christmasontop7272 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      he pizza is NOT supposed to look that good
      the apples are small, green on the inside, and hard to bite into
      the cookies are so bus but they are ALWAYS UNDERCOOKED it’s either that or a dry nasty brick so…

    • @rachaelgonzalez1463
      @rachaelgonzalez1463 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Fr we get like this gross stuff and it’s not even made by the cafeteria people it is just shipped to the frozen and they pop it in the oven 😭

    • @pro-zp6cq
      @pro-zp6cq 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      And it still got -2 out of 10

    • @hauntingmoon
      @hauntingmoon 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Maybe for yall this shi looks like trash compared to my school’s meals
      except for when we have ham and cheese never liked it.

  • @krampus9376
    @krampus9376 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1954

    you forgot to add that, in most parts of the U.S., students have to pay for their lunch

    • @Ahhcommitment
      @Ahhcommitment 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +16

      Yurp ✊

    • @ItzMundane
      @ItzMundane 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +75

      Wait, you’re telling me that students don’t always have to pay for lunch (and breakfast)?

    • @Music_1sLife
      @Music_1sLife 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +26

      @@ItzMundane no my school started doing it when the flood hit of hurricane Harvey and they’ve just done it ever since otherwise they normally don’t do it

    • @Ahhcommitment
      @Ahhcommitment 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +36

      @@nughoul my public school had us pay 😀

    • @Ahhcommitment
      @Ahhcommitment 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      @@ItzMundane my school had it where breakfast was free

  • @MasonMadji
    @MasonMadji 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1347

    Bro called us bullet dodgers 💀

    • @elmondo-s1e
      @elmondo-s1e 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +46

      I mean…

    • @CommanderWiggins
      @CommanderWiggins 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +46

      And he ain't wrong

    • @Scramify
      @Scramify 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +38

      Not bullet dodgers but bullet absorbers 💀

    • @MetalJuggaloYTP
      @MetalJuggaloYTP 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

      Well we do have a lot of sugar sniffers playing with their nerf guns in the buildings

    • @robertcisse2628
      @robertcisse2628 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      That's because you are 🤣🤣🤣

  • @sunspot16
    @sunspot16 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    First experience with real public school was when I lived in the Netherlands for six months back when I was in kindergarten. Obviously no pledge of allegiance. It was also a Montessori school. Surprisingly the biggest shock when coming to American school for the first time wasn’t the different education method, it was the confusion as to why all the kids were droning on about the flag. I quickly noticed there was a flag in every freaking classroom. It was crazy.

  • @turquoise6193
    @turquoise6193 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +785

    “Little bullet dodgers” is diabolical 💀

    • @HazardYaBoi
      @HazardYaBoi 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

      but true.

    • @Traumatizedyoungman762
      @Traumatizedyoungman762 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      @@HazardYaBoiThat’s the part where it is diabolical 💀

    • @angryduck4475
      @angryduck4475 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      “Little miss gripper” ass statement

    • @TinkOutLoud
      @TinkOutLoud 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      I had to go back bc my brain couldn’t accept his words being said publicly. 😅😅😅

    • @Your-friendly_fairy.hunter
      @Your-friendly_fairy.hunter 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      As a American I take 0 offense to this 😊

  • @facebookaphobia1523
    @facebookaphobia1523 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +223

    This would be considered a luxury in my school

  • @spencerrivet3805
    @spencerrivet3805 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +758

    As an 8th grader in the US, I will mention that lately schools have been cutting back on budgets and haven't made home cooked meals in years, but rather cooking frozen portions of food and serving per packaged sugar free disgraces that they call "food"

    • @acreativename-yw4tm
      @acreativename-yw4tm 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      same situation for me

    • @dpark189
      @dpark189 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      what I did when I was in junior high to high school was I asked my mom to teach me to cook some basic food and I just packed my own lunch in secret the day before and pocketed the lunch money or sold my lunch ticket. bought myself a couple video games that way.

    • @spencerrivet3805
      @spencerrivet3805 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Damn ok imma keep that shit in mind thanks bro

    • @myadventuresandstuff5428
      @myadventuresandstuff5428 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      My school got a grant and now I get free breakfast and lunch, but everything is still mystery meat and vegetables from an unknown origin

    • @lillymurray8408
      @lillymurray8408 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Not our school. My daughter has the best lunches and multiple alternatives to choose from!

  • @Brooding_diva
    @Brooding_diva หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I’m flattered that he thinks the kids are getting lunches that were made from scratch in house. In these schools everything arrives frozen or canned.

  • @BlankIsOkay
    @BlankIsOkay 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +266

    They gave 5 year expired chocolate milk... The actual lunch was a mix of oatmeal, throw up, and prison food.

    • @azalea_1803
      @azalea_1803 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Ur kidding…..

    • @autism_final_boss
      @autism_final_boss 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      me too man... me too.

    • @zoro4358
      @zoro4358 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@azalea_1803 No we're not I what he just aight is ten times better then anything I've ever eaten in a American school that shit looks delicious have you ever eating a hamburger with the patty dryer then fucking beef jerky I have it's disgusting and the chocolate milk is chunky like it has a thick texture wtf

    • @Jigga-jabbla
      @Jigga-jabbla 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Woah, I drank plain milk that was made 5 years ago recently, they really need to start checking the expiration dates.

    • @dinocrafter6987
      @dinocrafter6987 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@azalea_1803 As an American, I wish they were....

  • @vickidababe
    @vickidababe 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1487

    as an american student, that looks 10 times better than my school lunch 😭

    • @sweppic
      @sweppic 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +22

      probably because everything was homemade by a cook and not prepared in a commercial kitchen with the purpose of serving literally thousands of kids in 7 hours

    • @victoriarouillier8065
      @victoriarouillier8065 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Ikr 😭

    • @SELLAMAStunts
      @SELLAMAStunts 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      At my school they just serving 10 yo pasta with spaghetti sauce

    • @EverythingEmee
      @EverythingEmee 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Same

    • @ClXlFactory
      @ClXlFactory 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I agree

  • @Azzy2099
    @Azzy2099 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +633

    Bro gave that a -2/10 and that sh*t would be amazing in an American school.

    • @Emmiiiidoesstuff
      @Emmiiiidoesstuff 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +24

      Yeah, today we had canned mac n cheese and canned unsalted green beans at my school (btw the green beans had mold on them) 😭

    • @AuroraLalune
      @AuroraLalune 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      Yep. Even the fruit in jello thing only happens certain places. Where I lived it wasn’t a thing and you’d be lucky to get a fruit cup and kids FOUGHT over those. There was never quite enough for everyone to have one. The ‘fresh fruit options’ were normally shit too. Actual rotting and moldy wasn’t at all uncommon. No one wanted the ‘fresh fruit’, which wasn’t lovingly cut up for easy eating. It was put out whole ‘as an option’ so they could say they offered it but with zero expectation for the kids to actually take it. The kids who did were usually starving.

    • @medic7779
      @medic7779 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      The best was the pizza that people remember even as a adult saying man that was a good pizza but east coast nardones pizza aka Pennsylvanias golden food supplies the school with pizza like the french beard pizza or the normal rectangle pizza which always hits the spot but the best is getting their pizza from a store and throwing it on a grill

    • @Liam-yt7de
      @Liam-yt7de 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Someone got food poisoning from are lunch 💀💀💀

    • @IsabellaReyes-kw9mz
      @IsabellaReyes-kw9mz 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      ​@@Liam-yt7de I got food poisoned in elementary once for eating chicken. 😭
      To be honest I still don't know why there is BONES in the chicken since that's technically a choking hazard.

  • @RetroBlasteroids
    @RetroBlasteroids หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    What? This is way better than the real lunch

  • @sydneywetzler5962
    @sydneywetzler5962 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +577

    As an American, this is way better than the school lunches I get, sometimes it’s literally like 5 Dino nuggets and that’s you whole lunch, and then when we complain abt being hungry that are just like “WhY dIdN’t YoU eAt At LuNcH?”

    • @octavia69
      @octavia69 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +15

      here is a serving of moldy peas, expired milk, and chicken that somehow is either undercooked or drier than a desert :sob:

    • @cocoakittenbeans
      @cocoakittenbeans 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      ⁠​⁠@@octavia69this is too true, and the fruit is always on its last limb

    • @preppy.bloxburg.builds
      @preppy.bloxburg.builds 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      we don't even get lunch in australia, it's a vegemite sandwich (actually so good) but maybe a $5 choccy milk

    • @hayliebutler9307
      @hayliebutler9307 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      True that. Only if your like my school the don’t even bother to warm up the food

    • @sydneywetzler5962
      @sydneywetzler5962 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@hayliebutler9307 ya my school serves the food either ice cold, or so hot you get burns

  • @MrDumdas
    @MrDumdas 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +3303

    When I started teaching, I found out that you're actually not allowed to force the kids to do the pledge because it's considered "compelled speech," so I never made my students do it. It's crazy that none of my teachers ever told me I wasn't required to do it.
    Edit: It seems like a few people are missing the point. The issue isn't the pledge. The issue is the forced nature of it. I said the pledge every day growing up, but I assumed it was a law. I later found out that under the First Amendment, government funded educational institutions can not force you to do pledges, anthems, or prayers. If you went to a privately funded school, you're SOL. Also try and remember that the pledge has been manipulated in the past to push a specific religious ideology, just look at how much it, and other things like our money, changed in the 50s when the US decided to make Christianity synonymous with Capitalism, and Athiesm synonymous with Communism. This shit goes deep, ya'll.

    • @professorrosenstock5026
      @professorrosenstock5026 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +73

      My high school principal would make us say it.

    • @Runic182
      @Runic182 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +37

      I used to refuse to do it

    • @AleTitan
      @AleTitan 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +41

      certain teachers wouldn't let us stay seated...

    • @jeremyd6775
      @jeremyd6775 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      It’s unconstitutional thanks to the JW’s

    • @Thishandle_isnt_available
      @Thishandle_isnt_available 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +33

      Actually i got written up for not saying it at most schools i went to.

  • @linaaa3135
    @linaaa3135 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +529

    "...the little bullet dodgers" 😭

    • @JordanMullen-sx6em
      @JordanMullen-sx6em 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      It took me a sec to realise what he said but it killed me

    • @sevenhundred77
      @sevenhundred77 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I can’t really enjoy the joke cause I still remember guns being found on my campus.

    • @GanryujimaX
      @GanryujimaX 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@fahrifahri3876☠️☠️☠️

    • @Nico.di.Angelo128
      @Nico.di.Angelo128 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      @sevenhundred77 agreed, it was made in extremely poor taste. It’s especially infuriating because this is a foreigner who doesn’t have to experience the anxiety that students and parents feel over this subject. Our friends, classmates, teachers, and family members could all be ripped away from us in a second. I’m currently homeschooled but was in public school until the 7th grade. My best friends go to the local highschool and so does my brother. The other day they were locked down because a transfer student was making threats of violence. Thank the Lord my brother was already home (he’s a senior and has enough credits to only go to school for half a day), but my childhood best friend was still in that building. My sister in Christ who suffers from extreme anxiety was in that building. This shit pisses me off

    • @cyb3r.punk13
      @cyb3r.punk13 17 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@Nico.di.Angelo128this was months ago but I agree. Also because this is just a worn out “joke” that people use towards America when in reality it’s an issue we have needed resolved for so so long.

  • @gahrilla_1
    @gahrilla_1 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    this is better than 90% of actual school foods served in the us

  • @Callmekingcrochets
    @Callmekingcrochets 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +256

    As soon as I saw seasoning I knew this was going to be inaccurate

    • @Trainguy.5771
      @Trainguy.5771 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Underrated as hell.

  • @linkin5221
    @linkin5221 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +280

    We don’t get cookies…
    This is way better than an actual American school meal

  • @kellyjellybean5350
    @kellyjellybean5350 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +304

    the fact that it’s actually cooked is better than most lunches we get. The amount of food poisoning especially in middle school was crazy. it’s always raw or burnt

    • @IeatUraniumRods
      @IeatUraniumRods 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      fr tho I got like 2 food poisoning this year because of lunch

    • @italis41
      @italis41 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@IeatUraniumRods sue their asses lol

  • @marvelholt21
    @marvelholt21 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I was lucky in middle school to go to a school district that was so poor that the school actually gave out free breakfast and lunch, and my best friends mom was the person who would meet with the school catering company to negotiate better meals for us. We got really good stuff in comparison to the other school district i attended which was wealthier and you had to pay for meals, and was weirdly subsequently much worse. At the poor school We still had the pizza, but there was a full salad bar, and multiple options including a sub making station, a hot sandwich station, and a few selections of rotating hot entrees. They even had "chinese" food served in little take out containers. It took a lot of shmoozing to get them to do that though, and we had a passionate school board. Thanks Kate.

  • @lilys.3318
    @lilys.3318 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +56

    As an American student, I would genuinely prefer the food you’ve prepared over the industrial microwaved “food” that my school makes. The best “food” item my school offers is probably the utensils.

  • @adrienjaden
    @adrienjaden 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +272

    "bullet dodgers" is absolutely WILD

    • @noroultra
      @noroultra 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      exactly what i was about to comment

    • @RandomUploads-zx5po
      @RandomUploads-zx5po 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@noroultra same here

  • @sunny0days
    @sunny0days 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +746

    As an American, this looks a lot more better than our school lunches. Most kids actually got sick in my school.

    • @ForeverMorallyGray
      @ForeverMorallyGray 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      Same ;-;

    • @Rose-wv4ez
      @Rose-wv4ez 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      I heard of someone getting food poisoning from the school lunch 2-3 times, and I barely even spoke to anyone so who knows how many other times that happened 💀

    • @Boredom_Reigns
      @Boredom_Reigns 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      I remember the moldy peach cups of Thanksgiving in 2018, along with the 3 kids who got food poisoning within half an hour after eating it; rest in peace (not literally, as they're all still alive)

    • @Cozi_The_Art_Devourer
      @Cozi_The_Art_Devourer 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      I remember everyone in my school getting to eat pizza with the police for fun while me and some other kids got to drink crappy smoothies from ACROSS THE CAFETERIA AWAY FROM THE POLICEMEN and they wondered why we where crying WE DIDNT EVEN GET ANOTHER ONE WHILE THEY GOT TO HAVE AS ,ANY SLICES AS THEY WANTED AND I NEVER EVEN DID ANYTHING WRONG💀

    • @SportsMan0125
      @SportsMan0125 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Facts

  • @HUNTER-NOC3DA
    @HUNTER-NOC3DA 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    As an American, I can say this looks HELLA lot better than the food we're actually fed at school Xb

  • @mint-wr6wc
    @mint-wr6wc 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +484

    Bro just started a war 💀

    • @KhyleMitchell
      @KhyleMitchell 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      FR

    • @sakanashoji
      @sakanashoji 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      nah he's pretty much right

    • @Lil_Burbger
      @Lil_Burbger 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      I ain't gonna lie, there's no war that can be started here. I've seen pizza with burnt cheese that just falls off in one big piece.

    • @fallenlogan
      @fallenlogan 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      No war when the government thinks it's better to charge kids for lunch and if they missed a payment on lunches, they're required to pay it otherwise they won't graduate. Also most schools now only provide one part of the meal because they're underfunded thanks to George Bush's No Child Left Behind.

  • @ladymandinite7864
    @ladymandinite7864 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +357

    Hearing bullet dodgers come from a british person is making me fight my inner patriotism

    • @TBONEnoble
      @TBONEnoble 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +27

      they're just jealous its harder to dodge a bullet than a shank

    • @keithcantplay
      @keithcantplay 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +30

      fr, i get that its dark humor but seriously, children die horrible deaths from it, not funny and uncalled for

    • @dumbly-stupid
      @dumbly-stupid 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      ​@@keithcantplay This is more "look how edgy I am I'm making fun of dead kids" than dark humor

    • @kalebwick3429
      @kalebwick3429 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +19

      When Americans make fun of America, it’s funny, when people from Britain do it, that’s a war declaration.

    • @DaChickin-ic7mp
      @DaChickin-ic7mp 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      @kalebwick3429 exactly especially when there states not much better

  • @HeatherSierraVEVO
    @HeatherSierraVEVO 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +849

    To be more accurate, you need a sad frozen pizza with ground sausage bits atop, or a sad corn dog. Chocolate pudding more like, and a separate apple/mandarin orange.

    • @DABIGBOI57-fq9mb
      @DABIGBOI57-fq9mb 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +28

      Not to mention that the Apple always had bad spots all over it

    • @ieatrats8224
      @ieatrats8224 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      And some "chicken" for taco Tuesday.

    • @pro-zp6cq
      @pro-zp6cq 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      Or those potato smiles that were always soggy and burnt at the same time

    • @curiousseal2678
      @curiousseal2678 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      Also, the pizza has to be absolutely soaked in orange grease

    • @-TheMachineGod-
      @-TheMachineGod- 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Ah, the good old days of whipping gross fruit at each other during lunch because it was more fun to risk getting a concussion from an apple than to eat it

  • @gothfoxgirlAO3
    @gothfoxgirlAO3 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Truthfully, what you described as a school lunch in the USA is more than what I had. It was either you were able to pay for lunch or you got an Uncrustable. Usually, it was something like nuggets, cheese maxi sticks, chicken patty on a bun, sliders, etc with a choice of chocolate milk or normal, oj or apple juice, and either an orange, apple, or string cheese.
    We got SO excited, when pizza was served. It was, usually, Costco pizza, if I'm remembering right.
    I've not been in elementary school for over ten years, so my old school might have changed lol

  • @BorgorEnjoyer7
    @BorgorEnjoyer7 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +511

    As a American and a teenager im honestly honored to be called a "Little bullet dodger"

    • @lilandch4rr
      @lilandch4rr 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      same ong

    • @Daxbehne
      @Daxbehne 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      Little bullet dodgers😭

    • @ceekay2390
      @ceekay2390 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      That line made me laugh and made me sad, all at the same time.

    • @coach8123
      @coach8123 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      devious ah line 💀

    • @AmyCampos-kh4tx
      @AmyCampos-kh4tx 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Saaaame😂😂

  • @Pizza_Boxes1243
    @Pizza_Boxes1243 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +372

    “What do the little bullet dodgers eat”
    Had my dying 💀💀💀

    • @sausarus-ing
      @sausarus-ing 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      im guessing youre a failed bullet dodger then😔

    • @rurichan9784
      @rurichan9784 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@sausarus-ingomfg 💀💀💀

  • @icy2037
    @icy2037 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +512

    Getting called a bullet dodger is crazy 😂

  • @robotic3gg
    @robotic3gg 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    as an American who has been to schools with not a lot of money and a school with way too much money to kill, I can say that our lunches do not look like this. this is closer to the rich school lunch but this is still better. to even get good lunches, you either have to pay for it or you get a free lunch both with tiny proportions unless you spend extra money to get more food.

    • @robotic3gg
      @robotic3gg 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      also, the pledge is dumb but some teachers are sticalers about it. At my current school, they have an AI voice to say it over the annulment system.

  • @Runic182
    @Runic182 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +5961

    I love how the pledge of allegiance has blocked out all of the hate comments about the food
    Edit: I am an american by the way

    • @robertgronewold3326
      @robertgronewold3326 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +96

      Because we yanks hated that food as well.

    • @jakepophal985
      @jakepophal985 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +30

      They don't even do that anymore at least in Wisconsin it stopped maybe 17 years ago

    • @infectiontag1328
      @infectiontag1328 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +20

      fr bro really had a pretty scrumptious looking meal (compared to actual school lunch) and gave it a -2. he should do a review of school lunch after big mike ruined food in schools

    • @realhumbug
      @realhumbug 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +20

      nobody was ever forced to do that

    • @sko1beer
      @sko1beer 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      only mainland china and usa make the kids do all that flag waving nonsense

  • @emmawilley82
    @emmawilley82 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +81

    As an American my lunch usually consisted of a tiny piece of rubber chicken on a soggy bun with a side of mashed cardboard. There were bruised, squishy fruits and vegetables, but if you wanted a sweet or a drink you had to pay like two more dollars. And god forbid they give you a plastic knife cause some kid will go around stabbing people (yes, that actually happened).

    • @toriquill1505
      @toriquill1505 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      The cardboard part is crazy accurate. They'd give us "bean burritos" that literally tasted like soft cardboard wrapped around mashed cardboard. Bean burritos were my favorite back then and even I couldn't eat that

  • @laddyboy107
    @laddyboy107 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +131

    As someone who has worked in a school in the US, if they served this, I would cry tears of joy

    • @sakurablossoms94
      @sakurablossoms94 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      This looks like exactly my school lunch. Except our apple wasn't cut up.

  • @Libby_2222
    @Libby_2222 3 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    As an American, I thought that this wasn’t going to be the USA because of how edible this meal looks, we don’t have jello, cookies, or tatertots…almost a few times a month we will have anything with potato’s, a cookie, BUT never jello. We get frozen pizza, jelly milk, corn that’s bland, a moldy apple, etc.

  • @BeccaTehBunny
    @BeccaTehBunny 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +112

    You think the cookie COMES with the lunch? HA- nah bro 2 dollars extra ontop of the lunch fee

  • @kylewadley5031
    @kylewadley5031 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +456

    This is way better than any school food I’ve ever seen in the states

    • @iplaygames803
      @iplaygames803 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      Ikr lol

    • @DavidVassleofYeshua
      @DavidVassleofYeshua 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

      Two words: Private Schools.

    • @jettvasquez4727
      @jettvasquez4727 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      ​@@DavidVassleofYeshuadeadass. I went to nun buh public schools n mfs who comin from privates would be like wheres my fresh cut steak like boi 💀where tf u think u are?

    • @Noonehere14559
      @Noonehere14559 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Fr

    • @User1862_s3
      @User1862_s3 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      What schools you going to, my school food is scrumptious

  • @Shaka-Bear
    @Shaka-Bear 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +407

    Cookies are only given for special occasions, and the jello is an icy cup. 😭

    • @sukistorm7151
      @sukistorm7151 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

      Icy cups are only given on special dates too and they onlygive out like 20 so only a few kids get them.

    • @parparpenguin
      @parparpenguin 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      Those icy cups are absolute 🔥

    • @Shaka-Bear
      @Shaka-Bear 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      @@sukistorm7151 depends on the school

    • @notdeadever
      @notdeadever 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      My school charged 2 dollars for 1 of those dry ass cookies

    • @kittenuniverse1327
      @kittenuniverse1327 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Where I live icy cups are honestly some of the only edible fruit

  • @ichibanlipstickformen
    @ichibanlipstickformen 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    pretty accurate besides the jello, god if we got that every single student would feel like royalty i swear 😭

  • @robertgronewold3326
    @robertgronewold3326 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +863

    This looks better than any school meal I ever had here in the US. No joke, when I left High School, all I did was stop eating those lunches, and I lost 40 pounds in less than a year.

    • @nephew_alan
      @nephew_alan 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

      It's probably a good thing I brought my own lunch

    • @Nitewolf-xd6bw
      @Nitewolf-xd6bw 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Bruh they don't give us lunch hear in South Africa we have to make our onw

    • @robertgronewold3326
      @robertgronewold3326 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +20

      @@Nitewolf-xd6bw You're probably way better off. American school lunches are just about as bad as prison food. It's so awful and cheap.

    • @Albinojackrussel
      @Albinojackrussel 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Tbf same can be said of his British lunches one. Much nicer than the real one.
      Also I'd say it's better to have too many calories available for the kids who maybe aren't getting fed at home. Theoretically kids who don't need them don't have to eat the whole thing.

    • @Blueberrybomb1234
      @Blueberrybomb1234 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@robertgronewold3326 Bro it is, my friend got chunky cheese whiz, I didn't even know processed shit like that could even go bad.

  • @waba1231
    @waba1231 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +119

    Fun fact, the supplier of public school lunches in the US also supplies prisons

  • @Seagull011271
    @Seagull011271 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +556

    If we actually had this for school lunch, it would be considered a delicacy 😂

  • @spooky9817
    @spooky9817 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    The fact that this looks more appetizing than the actual school lunches at school is upsetting.

  • @star_grrlll
    @star_grrlll 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +222

    this gotta be pre-food pyramid lunch bc ive never seen school food looking this good😭😭🙏

    • @kalisay2594
      @kalisay2594 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      my pizza comes in a plastic bag that has holes in it

    • @star_grrlll
      @star_grrlll 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@kalisay2594 HELPP 😭

    • @sakurablossoms94
      @sakurablossoms94 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      This looks like exactly my school lunch. Except our apple wasn't cut up.

  • @dizco7934
    @dizco7934 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +368

    as a student in the US, I've never gotten jello or chocolate chip cookies as a lunch but sometimes around thanksgiving and Christmas, they give us gingerbread cookies, and they may randomly give us these cookies that tell us to say no to drugs. Also the apples are never sliced

    • @person-ie4gr
      @person-ie4gr 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      The apples at my school look like they just should not be eaten but that’s not saying much when that’s just the whole school lunch in general

    • @SmooovDamns
      @SmooovDamns 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      You guys were getting cookies?!?😮

    • @NahVesX
      @NahVesX 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      My school serves jello, chocolate pudding, and even cinnamon buns and the food is pretty decent like the cheese sticks and stuff.

    • @HerrSehrSuperStudent
      @HerrSehrSuperStudent 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      your school was rich, gingerbread 🤦

  • @Its_Gojover
    @Its_Gojover 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +283

    As an American this is way better than anything I have been served on school grounds 💀

    • @tszipop
      @tszipop 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      fr 💀

  • @Zorky13
    @Zorky13 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Bro that pizza looks like heaven compared to what I have at school

  • @spacecat581
    @spacecat581 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +462

    It's actually worse than this. I didn't eat the lunch from middle school through high school. They even thought i had an eating disorder but the food was just that bad

    • @Portahooty
      @Portahooty 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      Yeah man like I would gag anytime I had the ACTUAL version of those jello fruit things. They were so disgusting man.

    • @plugmanjohn
      @plugmanjohn 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      I remember one time in middle school I actually threw up later in the day cause the lunch I ate was that bad. I never ate another school lunch for the rest of my education.

    • @KittyKat-xg4tx
      @KittyKat-xg4tx 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Same. Once i got to high school i stopped eating. The burgers andcardboard pizza were the worst

    • @edxdzforu
      @edxdzforu 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      He forgot the spoils milk 😢

    • @Percy_Suggs
      @Percy_Suggs 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@edxdzforu Yes!! I couldnt tell you how many times ive grabbed a milk and its sour to the point its chunky in the carton! Our school food isnt even edible and the cardboard pizza tastes more like a brick weathered outside rather than a piece of cardboard with some cheese slapped on top

  • @FocusUpppp
    @FocusUpppp 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +295

    As a little bullet dodger, my school didn’t even pass the health inspection so..

  • @twilxibals
    @twilxibals 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +53

    Sir, you actually made something better than my American school lunches. Thanks

  • @creepermyeeper
    @creepermyeeper 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Damn, that looks really good compared to the actual lunches

  • @henrylee09
    @henrylee09 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1032

    Common misconception- students don’t have to take the pledge. They just choose not to tell us that

    • @tscaglione131
      @tscaglione131 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +126

      Don't forget, if you don't pledge it's considered socially incorrect. I've gotten into an actual argument with my culinary teacher about this

    • @Hastes.empire
      @Hastes.empire 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +42

      We took the pledge in the gym and if enough people didn't speak you had to do it like 5 more times, half of the time I just talked about the pledge of Mac n cheese

    • @Bratgirly
      @Bratgirly 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      @@tscaglione131no one in my class has cared for like 3 years. You live in Texas?

    • @tscaglione131
      @tscaglione131 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      @@Bratgirly Florida

    • @Bear11234
      @Bear11234 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@tscaglione131of course it is, people died for our country and also we went to war to be our own nation and separate from Great Britain. It is socially incorrect. Sure we have flaws, everybody’s got flaws. If you hate the country and the pledge then leave 🤷‍♀️

  • @ToryThe_Rat
    @ToryThe_Rat 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +223

    If my school lunch looked like this I wouldn’t have pushed to be homeschooled so soon 💀😭😭😭

    • @froggewitch9086
      @froggewitch9086 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      The fact that everyone from the US (including me) agrees that this is better than our school lunch

    • @ToryThe_Rat
      @ToryThe_Rat 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@froggewitch9086 fr😭 one of the little cons that I put on my VERY LONG list of cons was the food public schools have😭😭 y’all actually get fed the same food people in prison eat and our “super fun pizza parties” were thin cheap pizzas with a juice box 5 chips and soggy fruit😭 y’all need to call CPS on these schools

    • @froggewitch9086
      @froggewitch9086 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@ToryThe_Rat FR!! I LITARALY HAD FOOD THAT LOOKED AND SMELLED LIKE SOMETHING I WOULDN'T FEED A DOG!!! (tasted like plastic cheese and sadness)

    • @ToryThe_Rat
      @ToryThe_Rat 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@froggewitch9086 😭😭😭

  • @Red_Spork
    @Red_Spork 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +54

    I was once told " we aren't allowed to put salt on the food" by my lunch lady

  • @Willietick11
    @Willietick11 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    That looks way better then the slop I get served at my school

  • @Pookie_Teagan
    @Pookie_Teagan 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1112

    You forgot the old pizza, solid milk, expired fruit, and there not being enough lunch to feed everyone

    • @nessa1565
      @nessa1565 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +19

      Exactlyyyy they always give us milk as the drink🙄 but I gotta pay for water

    • @zeldaweeb1738
      @zeldaweeb1738 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      My school had veggie pizza on the menu and I was so glad I was bringing leftovers from home. That stuff smelled rancid and tasted even worse. Their pizza crust was like cardboard…

    • @spider_punk3
      @spider_punk3 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Yeah at my school they had fake cheese and the crust didn’t taste like crust

    • @josyouwatch
      @josyouwatch 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Cut up fruit you're funny they gave us old oranges no one bought and suspicious Mac and cheese soaking in mystery cheese liquid plus milk in a bag and a trusty spork that does nothing 😊

    • @shilohhawk2990
      @shilohhawk2990 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Our milk wasn’t completely solid it had tiny shards of ice in it so it felt like an awful slushee

  • @ryleelovesyou5
    @ryleelovesyou5 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +95

    yk bro went to a private school as a kid cause yk all us public school be thinking that’s a whole gourmet meal😂

    • @Bagofnowt
      @Bagofnowt 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Or more likely, a British school

  • @tayaughhhhhhh
    @tayaughhhhhhh 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +102

    This meal is looked better than anything I’ve ever been given in school in my entire life. They literally give us expired condiments

    • @tayaughhhhhhh
      @tayaughhhhhhh 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Mostly because everything’s either canned frozen or molded so

    • @pugguy02
      @pugguy02 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      As someone who is in the US school system right now, i can confirm that nothing has changed

  • @Eden-dw5ol
    @Eden-dw5ol 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

    This year our school got a new school lunch company and the food is way better now. There’s actually good food most of the time and sometimes I see a dessert now and then. We only used to get a dessert like cookies when it was a holiday, but this was 7 years ago in second grade.

  • @Colzonapooks
    @Colzonapooks 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +893

    The fact that this guy just straight up was like the little bullet dodgers got me so bad

    • @JuicedOnKids
      @JuicedOnKids 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +27

      he said it with such vigor and confidence.

    • @gongqinshen6576
      @gongqinshen6576 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Like the kids not fast enough

    • @Blueberrybomb1234
      @Blueberrybomb1234 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      I know, I live in America, it's not something to joke around with either, stuff like that really does happen here. A school near me, got a swatting call, I was immediately nervous, mainly because my cousin goes there, for all I know he could have been shot.

    • @ericconrad8854
      @ericconrad8854 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      @@Blueberrybomb1234 I will keep joking about it until they do anything about it.

    • @raspberrybitch4299
      @raspberrybitch4299 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@ericconrad8854Why are you acting like we're not? Do you not see the protests and "Moms against violence" stuff? The vigils held for dead kids, the anger in our population?
      It's our corporate owned government that doesn't care. Tf do you expect us to do? The same military that keeps Russians from invading you will be turned on us if we ever dared to try something.

  • @Rce12808
    @Rce12808 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +72

    This is so much better than any lunch I’ve been given in school. We got mystery meat in our cheeseburgers and melted plastic for nacho cheese

    • @pile_of_trash
      @pile_of_trash 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      My school served glue for the cheese. Literally, the cheese after being poured would solidify to become stronger than the concrete stuff used to keep bricks held together in buildings.

    • @Bubabubbley
      @Bubabubbley 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Was it just my school because those cookies were always Almost breaking the table cause they were so rock hard

  • @Kinsleybrame
    @Kinsleybrame 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +981

    This is an 11/10 compared to what we actually ate😭😭😭😭
    Edit: yall I said compared. I mean the food HE is cooking looks SO much better then are food WE eat

    • @TaylorAnne12
      @TaylorAnne12 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      IK😭😭😭

    • @keegentilley578
      @keegentilley578 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      This that 90s school lunch or something. Pre-Obama era for sure

    • @ericabergami7709
      @ericabergami7709 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      It really is

    • @hackerkiller2131
      @hackerkiller2131 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@keegentilley578my brothers school had the exact meal minus the cookie. (Cookies were 50 cents).

    • @drawingtutorialsquick
      @drawingtutorialsquick 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      To me this is a 1/10 (I live in America too)

  • @chrisdogg1403
    @chrisdogg1403 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    That looks better then 99% of the school lunches in Kansas City Missouri 💀💀