Dagoth Ur: Beware of Banks

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  • @falsehero2001
    @falsehero2001 ปีที่แล้ว +101

    "You think you can say whatever you want?" He is a god.

    • @LabMatt
      @LabMatt ปีที่แล้ว +20

      How can you censor a god? What a grand and intoxicating innocence.

  • @aerfwefd7334
    @aerfwefd7334 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +37

    "It is no exaggeration, nor hyperbole, that all evils in the world are endorsed, and committed, by gnomes. A gnome feels no empathy, nor remorse. No common humanity that separates us from simple beasts. The only "love" a gnome can feel, if you dare describe it so, is that for money. A gnome would sooner sell his own mother for a pouch of silvers, than do a single good deed in his entire gaping hole an existence."

    • @gonzo7071
      @gonzo7071 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Fellow member of the, “Merchant’s Guild” I see

  • @TeRenner123
    @TeRenner123 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    6 million wait a Minute

    • @Kalmaro4152
      @Kalmaro4152 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      >not even 6million
      Growing old is realizing what the goblins in gringotts are supposed to represent

  • @iananderson4754
    @iananderson4754 ปีที่แล้ว +86

    The gnome massacres were brutal. So many lives petrified. And for what? Decorations? The Ayleids were sick.

    • @dubuyajay9964
      @dubuyajay9964 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      This is canon to Palladium Fantasy TTRPG. 😱

    • @allewis4008
      @allewis4008 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Hat shades and gnome skin rugs everywhere

    • @theonlybilge
      @theonlybilge 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I didn't realise until now that's where Terraria got the freezing gnomes from.

    • @yaelz6043
      @yaelz6043 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Just because the Ayleids were crazy and sick doesn't mean the gnomes were innocent.

  • @ChristopherZubin
    @ChristopherZubin ปีที่แล้ว +35

    A rare full body shot of Nerevar

    • @Osirius44
      @Osirius44 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I said the same thing when I watched it

  • @kennyhayes1602
    @kennyhayes1602 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    I share his opinion on bankers

    • @k4yser
      @k4yser 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      Cool it with the anti altmeri remarks there buddy.

    • @kennyhayes1602
      @kennyhayes1602 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @k4yser The Altmeri can blow me. Elves and Farm Tools invade Skyrim, and the Farm Tools breed at an uncontrollable rate and will soon outnumber Nordic Children in our schools. The Farm Tools are only here because the Altmeri opened the borders after we outlawed them, bringing them in on slave ships.

  • @ZsoronZ
    @ZsoronZ ปีที่แล้ว +23

    2:04 Dagoth Ur, god of wisdom and forbidden knowledge.

  • @enriquejoseantequerasanche6180
    @enriquejoseantequerasanche6180 ปีที่แล้ว +64

    Damn, Dagoth honoring the channel's name now. That got a good chuckle out of me, wish I could pay that patreon.

  • @awesome27677
    @awesome27677 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    tiber septim no! that pen pal is sheogorath! this skit is amazing dagoth ur should be a staple member of any party

    • @Become-Eggplant
      @Become-Eggplant ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Uriel Septim, now that explains why he was getting all fancy with that Orc prisoner when him and his blades were trying to escape Epstin's Isles.

  • @HisNameIsRobertPaulson01
    @HisNameIsRobertPaulson01 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Those farm tools sure can get into some mischief.

  • @user-nd3go7xb7d
    @user-nd3go7xb7d ปีที่แล้ว +25

    naming the gnomes. so based

  • @ShasOSwoll
    @ShasOSwoll ปีที่แล้ว +63

    Dagoth Ur is telling the truth about Gnomes tbh

    • @RazorsharpLT
      @RazorsharpLT ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I mean... he did eradicate their ancestors
      The Dwemer

  • @Osirius44
    @Osirius44 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I perked up very quickly once the Rance music kicked in. A man of astute taste

  • @dubuyajay9964
    @dubuyajay9964 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    The Gnomes of Zurich.

  • @Jeff-cn9up
    @Jeff-cn9up ปีที่แล้ว +14

    The end... 😨

    • @TYGR2115
      @TYGR2115 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Ikr lol
      Feel like this is gonna be a Segway into us getting dakimakura designs as "hidden" merch XD

  • @themagalanium9491
    @themagalanium9491 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Dagoth you can't say that, its anti-Gnomatic

  • @allewis4008
    @allewis4008 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Awful lot of gnome survivors of the big gnome apocalypse, just sayin

  • @Saltymedpac8008
    @Saltymedpac8008 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I love Dagoth ur

  • @willburddr7060
    @willburddr7060 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    More based content from Dagoth Slur, this does honor the sixth house and the tribe unmourned

  • @huggiesunrise
    @huggiesunrise ปีที่แล้ว +3

    This is a masterpiece

  • @TrollOfReason
    @TrollOfReason ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Dagoth Ur (the god) maybe needs to get back to Dagoth Ur (the volcano) & attend some of those annual (partial) sensitivity training courses he has the Sleepers go thru at Dagoth Ur (the building).

  • @Makofueled
    @Makofueled ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Was that Caius Cosades and the old dude from Aqua teen hunger force's baby at 0:37

  • @Kazen169
    @Kazen169 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    LMAO I love Dagoth Ur

  • @Poet_from_ice
    @Poet_from_ice ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Ending is the best part 😂

  • @lukemorgan6166
    @lukemorgan6166 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    These gnomes
    They're always victims in the history books
    Strange that 🤔

  • @purelizardmilk6598
    @purelizardmilk6598 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

    wow. i have MISSED some developments in the world of dagoth slur this is something

  • @JamestheFreak24
    @JamestheFreak24 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I see someone has played Arcanum

  • @Cheeky_Bandit
    @Cheeky_Bandit ปีที่แล้ว +5

    28,000 likes and 361 views. . .
    This has skooma and cat litter written all over it.

  • @blackkakari
    @blackkakari ปีที่แล้ว +10

    I always look forward to these. This one was great! The Holocaust jokes slayed me! XD

  • @georgelincolnrockwell6248
    @georgelincolnrockwell6248 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Hmm, I didn't realize... but the Thalmor ARE pretty damn short, aren't they? 🤔

  • @calvinburry9927
    @calvinburry9927 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    To be fair there's a lot of cousins that look strikingly similar, me and one of mine look more like brothers than cousins

  • @ltraltier6009
    @ltraltier6009 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Didn't dagoth ur genocide the gnomes inside of Dagoth ur, the volcano?

  • @LookItsCollin
    @LookItsCollin ปีที่แล้ว +2

    nice

  • @SleepyDude21
    @SleepyDude21 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Gnome Jokes?
    :0

  • @mandomerc9562
    @mandomerc9562 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    😂

  • @westongarner-qo2ez
    @westongarner-qo2ez ปีที่แล้ว +1

    242nd like!👍
    Awesome video!🤘
    Funny as hell!🤣
    Keep up the awesome work!🤘😎🤘

  • @blackkakari
    @blackkakari ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Is making the gnomes a stand in for Jews a reference to that neo-Nazi "Gnome Hunters" meme?

    • @sepulcher8263
      @sepulcher8263 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Gnome hunters?

    • @blackkakari
      @blackkakari ปีที่แล้ว

      @@sepulcher8263 "Millions wear the hats. Billions suffer."
      It's a meme among neo-Nazi circles where they go out into the woods with assault rifles and tactical gear hunting for "gnomes", meaning Jews.
      They caption the videos with things like "Our friends are out hunting gnomes. We are all autistic and schizophrenic."