What Really Happens Your First Week In Prison

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  • @Mad-wj6jl
    @Mad-wj6jl 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7480

    “Don’t do things that get you in prison”
    TH-camrs that played music in their videos: uhhh crap

    • @abdelrahmanalsaid3630
      @abdelrahmanalsaid3630 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Lol

    • @glydex6275
      @glydex6275 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      On TH-cam there’s copyright

    • @kodaq
      @kodaq 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      my mom told me that if i got 1k subs by the end of the year she would buy me the ipad pro! i really needed that🥺🙏🏾

    • @kevinmo7574
      @kevinmo7574 3 ปีที่แล้ว +107

      @@kodaq proof it with your mom by making a video together saying you'll get the iPad Pro if your TH-cam channel hits 1k subscribers

    • @youngkeazy2806
      @youngkeazy2806 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@involucradosperformance you’re sick

  • @adamemac
    @adamemac 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8521

    "If you don't wanna go to prison? Don't do things that get you to go to prison."
    Coming from him, it carries more weight. It can be that simple, though.

    • @skunkamunkah
      @skunkamunkah 3 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      Yes. Crime and imprisonment are the simplest of topics.

    • @adamemac
      @adamemac 3 ปีที่แล้ว +105

      @@skunkamunkah
      Not sure if I would take it to that extreme, but conducting yourself in a lawful manner is a great place to start.

    • @Treyx1010
      @Treyx1010 3 ปีที่แล้ว +84

      @@adamemac yeah America has almost no innocent people behind bars. Only bad people in prison because the world isn’t perfect but America is 👍

    • @DesertVox
      @DesertVox 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Social inequity is a critical factor. No justice, no peace is a universal law.

    • @bridgetogunsola815
      @bridgetogunsola815 3 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      @@Treyx1010 I can't tell if this is sarcastic or not

  • @kskitchen-fw7uy
    @kskitchen-fw7uy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5444

    Don't steal. Don't borrow. Don't be disrespectful. Good lessons for all

    • @anike6982
      @anike6982 3 ปีที่แล้ว +112

      Theirs innocent ppl in jail right now

    • @isaacster5027
      @isaacster5027 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      @@anike6982 ok and

    • @stevensimmons2431
      @stevensimmons2431 3 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      These rules apply to the streets as well

    • @icemike1
      @icemike1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Prisoners have strict codes it's a good thing

    • @jamedlock83
      @jamedlock83 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@anike6982 there's*

  • @PrinceHollieTalk
    @PrinceHollieTalk 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7966

    He just told everyone how to survive... Facts was on point. True game

    • @Ace62595
      @Ace62595 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Who’s you

    • @PrinceHollieTalk
      @PrinceHollieTalk 3 ปีที่แล้ว +140

      @@Ace62595 a person who ain't never got touched in prison or disrespected... Anymore?s

    • @skunkamunkah
      @skunkamunkah 3 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      Who art thou?

    • @lvmsmostfamous
      @lvmsmostfamous 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@PrinceHollieTalk Ion know you but hats off

    • @Deadassbruhfrfr
      @Deadassbruhfrfr 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Who be you?

  • @azereth338
    @azereth338 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3481

    Fun fact: not everyone that goes to prison is guilty:)
    edit: ok everyone replying “most are” to my comment: my point still stands ?? not everyone that goes to prison is guilty- just say that you don’t want to acknowledge that fact, but even if “most are”, what I said was correct🤡

    • @xoroii
      @xoroii 3 ปีที่แล้ว +159

      @Jazmine Vizcaino ok but that doesn’t mean that it’s because they are a person of color

    • @queenbless7787
      @queenbless7787 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Xoroii most times it is

    • @tami8458
      @tami8458 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Archie Williams.

    • @cj123pro5
      @cj123pro5 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @Jazmine Vizcaino wrongly locked up has huge Amts of payment tho, but that's not gd enough, unless they spent the life in prison when he was suppose to be in sch

    • @kodaq
      @kodaq 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      my mom told me that if i got 1k subs by the end of the year she would buy me the ipad pro! i really needed that🥺 🙏🏾

  • @ElectricBikeReview
    @ElectricBikeReview 3 ปีที่แล้ว +923

    He seems like a good guy, real humble. Thanks for sharing this message, God bless you and the others.

    • @greylanders6101
      @greylanders6101 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      12 years in prison can do that to you.

    • @austinb3560
      @austinb3560 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      That’s what makes him a good criminal

    • @jenthefwen
      @jenthefwen 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I wonder what he did...

    • @abzinhoo
      @abzinhoo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@jenthefwen sarcasm?

    • @jenthefwen
      @jenthefwen 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@abzinhoo no, I’m genuinely curious

  • @jimmyl7928
    @jimmyl7928 3 ปีที่แล้ว +943

    'Prison aint that bad and violent" Video suggested next with him in the thumbnail "How I survived being stabbed 7 times in prison" um sir

    • @talr.6107
      @talr.6107 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      He never said that though..

    • @mrphilipmoe5146
      @mrphilipmoe5146 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      wtf i got the same suggestion 2 lol

    • @technicalmaster-mind
      @technicalmaster-mind 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@mrphilipmoe5146 literally same here..
      You-Tube's algorithm though!

    • @spy4307
      @spy4307 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@technicalmaster-mind me 4

    • @quill7889
      @quill7889 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Me 5 lol

  • @uselessweaboo2434
    @uselessweaboo2434 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3140

    why is this similar too school-

    • @Ant_0n_y0u
      @Ant_0n_y0u 3 ปีที่แล้ว +202

      Wait I though this was talking about school-

    • @loconamiwooo
      @loconamiwooo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +100

      Cuz school IS prison

    • @cristyjaller
      @cristyjaller 3 ปีที่แล้ว +77

      Coz sometimes school might feel like prison, also, in some schools, you have to wear a uniform like in prison

    • @yourworstnightmare6003
      @yourworstnightmare6003 3 ปีที่แล้ว +123

      Um no. School is heaven compared to prison. Don't be so dramatic.

    • @MitchellBPYao
      @MitchellBPYao 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Never going to Hospital or Prison seeing it in a movie is too much

  • @Lily-ed2sc
    @Lily-ed2sc 3 ปีที่แล้ว +657

    It was mind blowing to me that some prisons in America are privately owned like a business. Wild Wild west

    • @30251
      @30251 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      me too. shocking stuff

    • @Joeybsmooth
      @Joeybsmooth 3 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      What is worse the government has deals with them that say the government has to kept them full. Si think about that 🤔. The government has reasons to keep ppl in jail how shouldn't be there.

    • @itstatilol4392
      @itstatilol4392 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      @@Joeybsmooth it’s actually so messed up, the US has more incarcerated people than any other country in the world

    • @check2000
      @check2000 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      "Capitalism is good" - greatest lie ever sold!

    • @clifflee54
      @clifflee54 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@check2000 Capitalism is great. The privately owned prisons is to help lower the cost and saves tax payer money. When you get to federal prisons, they're run worse and hold the more dangerous criminals. Only 8% of inmates are located in them. They help to add extra space from ones run by the government. As for your claim that capitalism sucks, you really have no argument. That's a statement run by people with no historical knowledge and those who listen to people like AOC. Theres a reason socialists/communists tend to be younger

  • @Dedition
    @Dedition 3 ปีที่แล้ว +751

    I wonder how many people are watching this because they're in a situation where they think they could be going prison.

    • @kennykarls8605
      @kennykarls8605 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Lmaooooooooo

    • @totheskies
      @totheskies 3 ปีที่แล้ว +79

      Damn didn't think abt it that way

    • @mae7203
      @mae7203 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      ME 😭😭 but it would be more jail not prison actually

    • @giggitygiggitygigism
      @giggitygiggitygigism 3 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      @@mae7203 FBI open up

    • @juandeadlift4457
      @juandeadlift4457 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@mae7203 so did you go to prison

  • @mackinzielizabeth872
    @mackinzielizabeth872 3 ปีที่แล้ว +386

    well not planning on going to prison but this was interesting

  • @KillboFraggins
    @KillboFraggins 3 ปีที่แล้ว +734

    So don’t steal, borrow or be disrespectful...can’t believe it’s just that easy to survive in a jail full of killers, gangbangers and crazies

    • @xaedianjackson4254
      @xaedianjackson4254 3 ปีที่แล้ว +152

      To be fair, those people are everywhere, especially where you least expect them to be.

    • @thatsEforEveryone
      @thatsEforEveryone 3 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      I mean there are psychos everywhere in the world so you're already getting practice

    • @infinityart4622
      @infinityart4622 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      "crazies"

    • @gavin4846
      @gavin4846 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      "Prison"

    • @JakeHart-gy4nd
      @JakeHart-gy4nd 3 ปีที่แล้ว +89

      i got released last may, and you’d be surprised at how many of them aren’t really “crazies”. just average people who fucked up. some worse than others obviously.

  • @aldowilliams4765
    @aldowilliams4765 3 ปีที่แล้ว +256

    This man seems like a genuine person, and I’m glad he’s made amends with his mistakes by helping others

    • @aniwithanideamusic9908
      @aniwithanideamusic9908 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Do you know why he went to jail?

    • @sub-zero5433
      @sub-zero5433 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@aniwithanideamusic9908 no, why?

    • @aniwithanideamusic9908
      @aniwithanideamusic9908 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@sub-zero5433 I don't know either, my tone might've come wrong in my original comment 😂

    • @matthewmcnally1186
      @matthewmcnally1186 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@aniwithanideamusic9908 your tone? Man we reading in it we ain’t hearing what you say 🤣💀

    • @aldowilliams4765
      @aldowilliams4765 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@aniwithanideamusic9908 he said in another video it was a home invasion robbery

  • @darkmunin
    @darkmunin 3 ปีที่แล้ว +198

    "Don't do things that gets you in prison"
    *random 18 year old that didnt do taxes because school didnt teach them* :😪

    • @justaman1537
      @justaman1537 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @Johnt Schmichal Yeah, you never heard of slang or dialects

    • @justaman1537
      @justaman1537 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @Johnt Schmichal Sorry, I don't speak Bri'ish

    • @q.u.e.2019
      @q.u.e.2019 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ayo idk bout yall but scroll up and down on this dudes profile picture shiii BRAZYYY

    • @joshdaboss2365
      @joshdaboss2365 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Or someone being locked up for something as harmless as weed

    • @jumpvelocity3953
      @jumpvelocity3953 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@justaman1537 you tend not to write in your own slang or dialect unless you’re trying to be edgy.

  • @JamesV84
    @JamesV84 3 ปีที่แล้ว +332

    Super Mario is back. Sounds like great advice, but let's hope no one here needs it. Listen to him, if you don't want to go to prison, don't do things that will get you put in prison, keep it simple. Bonus tip: Don't drop that soap...

    • @natechenry
      @natechenry 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Prison has TV....

    • @JamesV84
      @JamesV84 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@natechenry So..?

    • @zeeniepop4672
      @zeeniepop4672 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      The 'don't drop the soap' method is just a myth and a joke people make about prison showers. Like it's not the way you guys make it seem lmao. if you DO drop the soap, however, never use it again because the showers in prison are nasty af. The floors are hardly cleaned well at all. Like, don't even think about re-use, get a new one somehow.

    • @Vik1919
      @Vik1919 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@zeeniepop4672 Soaps are cleanable

  • @a1r9a9shi99
    @a1r9a9shi99 3 ปีที่แล้ว +105

    I think all of us can learn a lot from inmates even if 99% of inmates did something to deserve to be in prison. Inmates are still human beings with a story just like the people out in free world.
    What touched my heart is “ Keep it simple and keep it respectful. Don’t mess up because there are many of us that would do anything to have ONE more chance at being free.” Very powerful word and I will keep that to my heart even if I’m not incarcerated.

  • @Grandmaster_Dragonborn
    @Grandmaster_Dragonborn 3 ปีที่แล้ว +228

    “If you don’t wanna go to prison, don’t do the things that get you to go to prison.”
    Many people are oblivious to this simple fact.

    • @CosmicBrownos
      @CosmicBrownos 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Erm… Some people end up in Prison innocent.

    • @machinaowl910
      @machinaowl910 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      It really isn't this simple. Some people who are in jail are either innocent or they didn't commit the crime themselves.

    • @mack9225
      @mack9225 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      How you figure

    • @spy4307
      @spy4307 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Max Liston thats clapped

    • @tonyj9743
      @tonyj9743 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Yeah...except that isn't a fact. It's definitely helpful and will reduce a persons chances of going to prison, but the Justice system in this country is extremely flawed and designed to fill those prison cells.

  • @jennifercarie
    @jennifercarie 3 ปีที่แล้ว +140

    I love how his next vid is “How I survived being stabbed 7 times.” Lol

    • @cosmicbrizzle7156
      @cosmicbrizzle7156 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Lmao

    • @dhruvavikas1632
      @dhruvavikas1632 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      "in prison"

    • @leodari915
      @leodari915 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lmao I thought the same

    • @WindFireAllThatKindOfThing
      @WindFireAllThatKindOfThing 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Because he was saving that for the Week 3 tutorial, lol.
      Week 2 is about showers and how to maintain proper romantic eye contact.

  • @alexandragabriela8554
    @alexandragabriela8554 3 ปีที่แล้ว +125

    I'm here, watching this video, you know just in case I'm gonna need it sometime

    • @nwazan
      @nwazan 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Oh my god. Me too 🤭😂

    • @terrorgamer4905
      @terrorgamer4905 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Oh it’s very much different for females

    • @mynameisstolen
      @mynameisstolen 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@terrorgamer4905 ??

  • @jessicaleon2094_
    @jessicaleon2094_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +176

    America's sad.. people get their shots and see a dentist for the first time WHEN THEY GO TO PRISON. WHAT. Makes me happy to be Canadian damn

    • @Dylan-bj4fx
      @Dylan-bj4fx 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      So you’re telling me everyone in Canada has been to the dentists at least every year?

    • @Dylan-bj4fx
      @Dylan-bj4fx 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @ريان مروة Wow well I go twice a year and I’m the US but yea a lot of peoples teeth aren’t in the best shape

    • @klounpound6945
      @klounpound6945 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @ريان مروة damn. Last time I went to a dentist. They gave me a numbing agent I wasn't supposed to have. Lidocaine. I'm deadly allergic. I didn't even make it home before temporarily dying from cardiac arrest. So long as I'm a free man. I will never visit a dentist again.

    • @dl30wpb
      @dl30wpb 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Canada has a smaller population than California.

    • @keithmorgan1170
      @keithmorgan1170 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      That's because most of the kinds of people that go to prison are at a socioeconomic disadvantage to start off with. That's not an indictment on America's health care system. And don't pretend that you don't wait in "long lines" to see a doctor in Canada. I know what socialism is.

  • @CallMeKinfolk
    @CallMeKinfolk 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    Damn this is like the same process of being in the Army 😂🤦🏾‍♂️

    • @rubend9391
      @rubend9391 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Its exactly the same, 10 years USMC, 10 years Florida state prison.

    • @Jermaine2099
      @Jermaine2099 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I was thinking the EXACT same thing

    • @rubend9391
      @rubend9391 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Steven Seth Thank you brother, life is good now

    • @ZzzZ-sb9ju
      @ZzzZ-sb9ju 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Man that’s what I was thinking!

    • @yonissaid4057
      @yonissaid4057 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Steven Seth 10 years is half of my life. It's a lot. 1 year alone feels like forever

  • @natechenry
    @natechenry 3 ปีที่แล้ว +117

    *The worst thing about prison was the dementors* - prison mike.

    • @moonylanatm_
      @moonylanatm_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Bruh dementors😂 they are terrifying indeed

    • @elizabethfish5593
      @elizabethfish5593 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      They were flying all over the place and they were scary

    • @ahodgdon2918
      @ahodgdon2918 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      U really expect me not to push u up against the wall? Biotch!

    • @woodson21
      @woodson21 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Wow mike, you sure seem to know a lot about prison, where’d you learn it all?

  • @Salma.Salma.Salma.
    @Salma.Salma.Salma. 3 ปีที่แล้ว +169

    Tfw I’m not even from the US and I’ve never done anything illegal, but I’m getting ready to get arrested for no reason if I’d ever go there ☠️

    • @nasser.h9473
      @nasser.h9473 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      lol it’s all fun and games until you actually end up there 😂

    • @kamcorder3585
      @kamcorder3585 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Most Americans never go to prison

    • @kamcorder3585
      @kamcorder3585 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Optimistic_mind441 My point is that if you want to take a trip to the US, you'll probably be fine.

    • @isaacster5027
      @isaacster5027 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@Optimistic_mind441 well the person who started this thread is implying people in the US go to prison for nothing??

    • @Jjonathanhart
      @Jjonathanhart 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Why?

  • @thatoneguy914
    @thatoneguy914 3 ปีที่แล้ว +60

    Me: never even killed a fly in my life
    TH-cam recommendation: here's a video on how to survive prison

    • @yonissaid4057
      @yonissaid4057 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Cassie written by the awaited imam mahdi.
      Imam mahdi isnt even here.

    • @vinikampferherzbarros27
      @vinikampferherzbarros27 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      And I am a officer in local law enforcement. I don't know why or HOW this got in my recommended.

  • @bosslady1188
    @bosslady1188 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    Thanks, my brother is in prison hasn't heard from him in years. I really hope he follows all this advice and more 🙏

  • @GregSkinner
    @GregSkinner 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    me: fully law abiding citizens
    also me: how to survive in prison

  • @dogbert9999
    @dogbert9999 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    Thank you for this information. I don't plan to ever go to prison but i realize sometimes life doesn't always give people the choices once specific lines are crossed.

  • @itchyandveryscartchy30
    @itchyandveryscartchy30 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    You get caught stealing in prison it’s like you just opened the front gates of Hell. You rank somewhere between a chomo and a snitch. Everybody will want a piece of you.

  • @tspinnerog3269
    @tspinnerog3269 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    "People say you get stabbed in prison, and thats completly not true."
    -Recommended video "How i survived being stabbed 7 times in prison"

  • @askingwhyisfree7436
    @askingwhyisfree7436 3 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    I swear, if people only take care of their dental health, a lot of pain would be avoided. Some guy might be hot headed because he has dental pains and he's afraid to go to the dentist. If your body is healthy, your mind will be calmer.

    • @natashahyung5585
      @natashahyung5585 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Wait ur temper can be caused by that?

    • @Symplastmail
      @Symplastmail 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@natashahyung5585 Yeah tooth problems and basically any problems in the body can cause a lot of stress to the body. I’ve recently gone to the dentist and found out one of my tooth is crushing the others so have to have it removed. This pretty much caused headaches, bacterial infections, etc which led to me being a lot less calm. I have free healthcare here so I imagine in America it would be worse as so many people just cannot afford to go

    • @ducngo3077
      @ducngo3077 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@natashahyung5585 yes it most definitely can. Imagine having severe psoriasis and feeling itchy 24/7. It can make anyone go mental... and that's just demartology, we haven't even gotten to bones or major organs yet...

    • @malcolmboy21
      @malcolmboy21 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Symplastmail must be nice having free healthcare. America loves to charge us for it and have private companies make bank.

    • @Symplastmail
      @Symplastmail 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@malcolmboy21 It’s just awful that you have to go through that. I’m speaking to someone from America currently as I found him on reddit a year ago and he has pretty much gone from physically fit to disabled (he can no longer really move and his whole family and friends have abandoned him). He has now gone homeless and no place takes him on which sucks so bad for him. I’m finding ways for him to get some sort of help but it’s difficult! Do let me know if there are any charities etc that help people like him! I’m trying to get him help in any way possible

  • @xmubinax
    @xmubinax 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    I pray that those in prison get the chance they need to make a real change in their lives. Yes they did something wrong but no, that doesn't make them a bad person

  • @shas9
    @shas9 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    Prison Mike: The scariest thing in the prison is 'Dementors'.

  • @kileehughes1718
    @kileehughes1718 3 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    I hope Buzzfeed is paying this man.

  • @villanfn1935
    @villanfn1935 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Man said that prison isn't like what we think but the next video is talking about how he survived getting stabbed 7 times lol

  • @GoutamDas-xr1bs
    @GoutamDas-xr1bs 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    I have no reason to watch this video, but I'll still watch it just in case...

    • @bjrnirnside9654
      @bjrnirnside9654 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      You ain’t the only one 😉😅

    • @shakoimnadze2211
      @shakoimnadze2211 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      that ''just in case'' is sus

    • @raw_riot_6917
      @raw_riot_6917 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@shakoimnadze2211 More like this:
      *See's video...."Nah won't happen to me"
      *Unfortunate event occurs
      *Goes to prison regretting not watching vid

    • @railixio
      @railixio 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      isn't that just TH-cam summed up

  • @cbwavy
    @cbwavy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +104

    If I were ever to go to jail, I'm not talking to anybody. I'm keeping to myself the entire time

    • @OoLiiMiiT3D
      @OoLiiMiiT3D 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I would do the same. Alot of psychopaths in prison

    • @raymond_676
      @raymond_676 3 ปีที่แล้ว +74

      That would also make you look like a weak and easy target

    • @Tybeef
      @Tybeef 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      That's impossible from my experience watching prison shows.

    • @user-qx2kb9jl4y
      @user-qx2kb9jl4y 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I mean I would say the same but if I was actually staying for years, idt I or anyone can keep quiet for long with no companion whatsoever unless they are already used to it. Maybe for a year.

    • @nofood1
      @nofood1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      People will come up to you and ask what's your name what you do etc... might as well have conversations and sleep all dayyy if you're in for a long time so time goes faster.

  • @sh0rtyb0yp1mp
    @sh0rtyb0yp1mp 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    my first 8 days was classification were about 8 of us stayed in one cell didnt shower didnt have regular toothpaste we used like baking soda lol then after all the questions and medical they send you to your dorm

  • @jondavis2032
    @jondavis2032 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    This brother is straight to the point!
    Good Message Mario!!: For the most part don't do things that get you in prison!! (It's unfortunate there are some cases where inocent people get locked up)
    GOD BLESS!!

  • @iluvsubliminals
    @iluvsubliminals 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I am sorry, but I CANNOT go to jail OR prison. I heard that being nice is seen as a sign of weakness when you're at prison, and if you ever meet me, you'd consider me as one of the nicest people you'd ever meet in your life. That's why I already know I would never survive.

  • @donutgamingdg5350
    @donutgamingdg5350 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    He is literally describing my school

    • @eescdaniel
      @eescdaniel 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      What's so literal about it?

    • @donutgamingdg5350
      @donutgamingdg5350 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@eescdaniel idk what is so literal about it? 🤔

  • @nikkikruz8458
    @nikkikruz8458 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Thank you so much for the info. My 23 year old son is a bus RIGHT NOW and I have knots in my stomach. I hope he learns from this mistake and never goes back. It’s so saddening

  • @PilotTurtle
    @PilotTurtle 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    mario:
    delusional plumber with an alcohol and drug addiction.
    also looks nothing like how he thinks he looks.
    note: kidnaps peach multiple times and murders her boyfriend every time. spends most of time in him magical drug influenced work. stay away from anyone who yells "it's a-me".

  • @mroverkill6983
    @mroverkill6983 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    This is just how to survive an Irish school

  • @g3orgge788
    @g3orgge788 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Inmates: “What’s your name newbie?”
    Ben Dover: 👁👄👁

  • @intodaysepisode...
    @intodaysepisode... 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    "See your friends...." Frequent fliers!

  • @Smiles4034
    @Smiles4034 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    The grace of God even extents to the prisons see there's hope... Thank you Jesus

  • @CollectThaBucks
    @CollectThaBucks 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    *Gonna need this just in case someone falsely accuses me of something and gets away with it*

  • @JapanWalkerJJ
    @JapanWalkerJJ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    This sounds so similar to military boot camp. Especially the medical and physical check ups that's exactly what I did for 2 weeks in Navy boot camp.

  • @Lbmbbysavage
    @Lbmbbysavage 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I have court this month I got a son on the way and the charges are bad I’m losing myself I needed this video

    • @Mrmp51010
      @Mrmp51010 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I’m in the same boat prolly have to do 8 months in doc

    • @JackBlack-m1u
      @JackBlack-m1u 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Got 3 year old daughter never see and lost my house and got trespassed from to suburbs because I'm african black and the guy white , : no evidence no finger prints no DNA hersay . On top of that 7to7 curview # police the prosecutor ,no statement haven't said a word .. is really hard been black I'm looking at 7 years maxium prison cuz im black

    • @almigdadomer6591
      @almigdadomer6591 21 วันที่ผ่านมา

      I hope you got through everythings safely..
      I had a similar experience

  • @2steaksandwiches665
    @2steaksandwiches665 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Articulate dude. I hope he has changed his life around and continues to go in society. You did your time, I respect that.

  • @RoyalWFR
    @RoyalWFR 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    "People think you gon get stabbed and stuff but that just ain't true..."
    Next recommended video: " How I survived getting stabbed 7 times" by the same guy 😂

    • @nootify
      @nootify 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      LMFAOOOO FR

  • @Hai_Lello
    @Hai_Lello 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Thank you, sir, for sharing this with us. I’m glad you’re out. God bless you on the rest of your journey.

  • @Preet_1223
    @Preet_1223 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Jesus Christ is our Lord and Savior ✝️❤️

  • @Ace62595
    @Ace62595 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Sounds like when I joined the military. Same bunks Same food lol.. same thing.

    • @maxt.2013
      @maxt.2013 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Not even close! Boxes of food labeled not for human consumption.

    • @starblack9374
      @starblack9374 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Not even close

    • @meauxjojo
      @meauxjojo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I was looking for this comment! Lol

    • @Ace62595
      @Ace62595 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Literally the same food company. Lol. Sorry to tell ya. It’s the same. You been deployed yesterday straight? Mre worse then that.

  • @thatoneguy914
    @thatoneguy914 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    0:08 "That if you look at somebody wrong, you get stabbed... And that's completely not true"
    Next video with this guy: How I Survived Getting Stabbed 7 Times In Prison

  • @ElectroDrives
    @ElectroDrives 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I recommend everyone to watch Shot Caller. It's about a simple, straight-laced guy who becomes the shot caller in prison, all because of a DUI.
    If you're under the influence, don't drive! I was so lucky not to get DUI once. Thank God the cop was empathetic. Never do it, folks.

    • @benjaminperez7328
      @benjaminperez7328 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Great movie.
      Dude from Game of Thrones was fantastic! From Kingslayer to Shot Caller!

  • @dukethereindeer
    @dukethereindeer 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    "People have this perception that if you look at somebody wrong, you get stabbed. That's just nog true."
    Next video: how I survived getting stabbed 7 times in prison...

  • @AnonymousMC
    @AnonymousMC 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    Hey there! I hope you have a nice day, enjoy the holiday season, and stay safe! God bless you!

  • @lindamoore192
    @lindamoore192 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Just don't screw up and go to prison.....simple as that

  • @drinkwater5766
    @drinkwater5766 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I don't plan on going to prison anytime soon but this video is very informational

  • @ishnookie
    @ishnookie 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "If you don't wanna go to prison? Don't do things that get you to go to prison."
    Hmm.. Instruction not clear.
    Shoots a cop. =)

  • @stanhalen9807
    @stanhalen9807 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Thanks for this video. It was informative. While I do not currently have any pending prison time, I do plan on serving some time in prison at some point in my life. I think it has to help to know what to expect. Cheers.

  • @ironjohn5914
    @ironjohn5914 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I was in a prison in Vietnam 🇻🇳 for 2 weeks, worst 2 weeks of my life I was cut, bruised, burned, I was rescued and recovered quickly.

    • @Joeflegend
      @Joeflegend 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      was it super painful?

    • @ironjohn5914
      @ironjohn5914 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@Joeflegend yes.

  • @DannyBPlays
    @DannyBPlays 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Prisoners are thought of as subhumans and in many cases they're victims of circumstances... terrible childhoods, abusive parents, growing up in a bad neighborhood, etc. So they get with the wrong crowd and do something terrible that they would've never done in any other circumstance

    • @joshdaboss2365
      @joshdaboss2365 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Or going to jail for something that should be legal. Like weed

  • @UssyMustyYS
    @UssyMustyYS 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Who's also taking notes while watching this? I know damn well I'll never do anything that will get me to prison, but you never know.

  • @zakiyaholman2360
    @zakiyaholman2360 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    He's very smart and he has a lot of very great advice. Prisoners/Inmates are so misunderstood and looked-down on it's sad.

  • @reddiver7293
    @reddiver7293 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Words from the heart. And from his life.
    Thank you, Mario.

  • @WhatIsItToBurn
    @WhatIsItToBurn 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    0:50 - "On Day 4, this is when you get your lingerie"
    What type of prison was this?

    • @CamilaSaurus
      @CamilaSaurus 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Laundry** lol

    • @WhatIsItToBurn
      @WhatIsItToBurn 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@CamilaSaurus His American accent, it sounds like lingerie!

    • @orereo2328
      @orereo2328 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lmao I laughed at this comment

  • @thegreekgodzeus8455
    @thegreekgodzeus8455 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Make a video on
    I accidentally became a meme "I got a car girl"

  • @DK-mq9zf
    @DK-mq9zf 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Too clean and commercial. Come on Buzzfeed. You guys used to have raw content. This seems like some 21st century prison awareness by a local public school organization

  • @mamgeorge
    @mamgeorge 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Thank you, Mario. That was interesting, insightful, and well presented.

  • @mr.pig.6760
    @mr.pig.6760 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    **Murderer outside the police station watching this preparing to turn himself in 👁👄👁**

  • @mrbarkan
    @mrbarkan 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Keep it simple, keep it respectful.

  • @little.rascal.
    @little.rascal. 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Why are they still putting a black person as the poster child of prison, jail, convicts etc? Shame on you BuzzfeedVideo!

  • @SisileaKim24
    @SisileaKim24 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Wow I thought that it's very dangerous , only who did watch Avlu (Turkish drama) will understand me ;)

  • @cquick3277
    @cquick3277 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Jesus Saves Love God ✝️

  • @wyovere
    @wyovere 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    This is good advice for people that MAY in the future be in prison

  • @PeacefulnHappy
    @PeacefulnHappy ปีที่แล้ว +1

    They should send American prisoners to foreign countries where we got real savages. Even just there in South America! send them there… 😅

  • @eriknelson9490
    @eriknelson9490 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Having nothing or having limited resources drives people to examine resources they never would've considered if they had other resources.
    People commit crime because they see no other choice.
    Eliminating crime doesn't mean eliminating choice, it means eliminating poverty.

  • @rtsharlotte
    @rtsharlotte 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I bet there's a lot of unintentional disrespecting especially when its against the culture of the person

  • @joeyakathug5215
    @joeyakathug5215 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Also good advice: Don't team up with anyone in prison, if you don't want to return

  • @jon6309
    @jon6309 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Thank you. I was always curious about this. I truly believe sometimes people are fated to spiritually experience being in prison for this life time for whatever reason. Not all prisoners were actually guilty for their crimes and I learned the Justice system is truly flawed. The jury can make mistakes in their decisions.

  • @Slytherin210
    @Slytherin210 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    All prisoners have been sentenced by Oliver Queen

    • @theivanchen
      @theivanchen 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      You have failed this city

    • @Slytherin210
      @Slytherin210 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      R.I.P Oliver Queen

  • @moshimonsters123456
    @moshimonsters123456 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I like how the next video is just: how I survived getting stabbed 7 times in prison

  • @lilaa7851
    @lilaa7851 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    My African boarding school is so similar to an American prison. No difference at all😬. Only difference is you get your behind whopped for miniscule things such as not ironing your shirt smh. I'll share this with my nephews who are headed to boarding school

    • @thee_earl
      @thee_earl 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      :((

    • @lilaa7851
      @lilaa7851 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@thee_earl 🤕

  • @isaiahkipp5509
    @isaiahkipp5509 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Wish I took this advice sooner, I may be there in a few months. God help me

  • @nikkolasdiaz5049
    @nikkolasdiaz5049 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    He's some type of pastor . Much respect

  • @tronicsmike
    @tronicsmike 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    To bad they even put innocents in prison so sad our justice system is horrible

  • @beebeetee2926
    @beebeetee2926 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    He looks a little like Darius McCray (?) aka Eddie Winslow with a baldhead.

  • @pjk9056
    @pjk9056 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    You’re an intelligent man with too much to offer to be locked in a cage. Cheers for the good work you’re doing now. They should show this clip in schools!

  • @Trojanfan666
    @Trojanfan666 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    Imagine needing any of this advice in your life lmao

    • @zakiyaholman2360
      @zakiyaholman2360 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      It's not funny. You'd be surprised how many people do need to hear this.

    • @hamzanur6860
      @hamzanur6860 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@zakiyaholman2360 🤫

    • @natechenry
      @natechenry 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I stole. ... And I robbed. And I kidnapped... the... president's son. And held him for ransom. - Prison Mike

    • @zakiyaholman2360
      @zakiyaholman2360 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@hamzanur6860 ?????

    • @Trojanfan666
      @Trojanfan666 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@zakiyaholman2360 Lmao thats the point... imagine being the douchebags that need this because you can't be a decent human

  • @rakshithbhatia1815
    @rakshithbhatia1815 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I'm going to jail on sunday so this was very helpful lmao

  • @ceranos
    @ceranos 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    This guy: "Prison isn't as bad as it seems and people say."
    Also this guy in a different BuzzFeedVideo: "How i survived getting stabbed 7 times in prison."

    • @eescdaniel
      @eescdaniel 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Nice stolen comment

  • @user-xo8ff3fr8m
    @user-xo8ff3fr8m 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    no one told me y'all get to go to the store what 😀 ?? i need a whole series all about this. i'm so shocked.

  • @anewfoehasappeared7556
    @anewfoehasappeared7556 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    *When you actually take the time to watch the video instead of immediately going to the comments saying “first”*

  • @steelycubsfan3460
    @steelycubsfan3460 23 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    Dude knows what he's talking about straight up prison isn't fun so don't do stuff to go there in the first place.

  • @HueNguyen-qk8ji
    @HueNguyen-qk8ji 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    That’s kinda hot ngl 😳

  • @PaladinGear15
    @PaladinGear15 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    My thoughts towards the end of this video "Oh it sounds like it's relatively safe, sounds like everyone's there to serve their time relatively amicably, just don't be a jerk and you'll be fine, right?" next video by the same dude "How I survived getting stabbed 7 times in prison" Uhh o_o

  • @alexjones2141
    @alexjones2141 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    As someone who's been put on detention in school, I can testify to this.
    This hits close to home ✊

    • @lollollol1575
      @lollollol1575 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      LMAOOOOO

    • @matthew3363
      @matthew3363 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      im so sorry bro 😔👊

    • @alexjones2141
      @alexjones2141 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@matthew3363 Respect ✊🙏

    • @alexjones2141
      @alexjones2141 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@xavdidit I feel your struggle brother

  • @D-R4-v-3N
    @D-R4-v-3N 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    The people who disliked this video are going to prison 😂 but homie speaks the truth