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  • @toasterfork3769
    @toasterfork3769 ปีที่แล้ว +2164

    I remember that time I found Jerma in the alley behind my home, suckling the grease from an empty pizza box. When he saw me he hissed like a snake and crawled up the wall.

    • @Airlynne
      @Airlynne ปีที่แล้ว +129

      Classic jerma

    • @greenoftreeblackofblue6625
      @greenoftreeblackofblue6625 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      I think that was just a Snake dude.

    • @Joseph10021
      @Joseph10021 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I need proof of this!!!

    • @BlueClouds-tp2ds
      @BlueClouds-tp2ds ปีที่แล้ว +40

      Do not disturb the creature during mealtime

    • @piskelo10
      @piskelo10 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      ​@@greenoftreeblackofblue6625 what's the difference

  • @kalimaude3532
    @kalimaude3532 ปีที่แล้ว +278

    "I gotta populate the world," he says, as he drops a bear into the exact middle of the sea.

  • @noob19087
    @noob19087 ปีที่แล้ว +551

    7:34 Absolutely uncanny. I paused the video, came back with a cup of coffee, and right as I took a sip Jerma asked "did you just drink coffee?" They're going to have to increase my pills after this one.

    • @wodawiod5447
      @wodawiod5447 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      jerma is omnicient after all

    • @noob19087
      @noob19087 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      @@wodawiod5447 This is the 7th bag of coffee I've buried in the sand for Jerma already, hope this finally works. The pills do nothing.

    • @NewportNibbler
      @NewportNibbler ปีที่แล้ว +15

      ​@@noob19087 You're going about it all wrong. I've found that doing *hardcore fent and horse tranquilizer sessions* at least 3 times a day can lessen the maddening influence of Jerma's silver tongue by like 5%. 😊

    • @noob19087
      @noob19087 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@NewportNibbler If you go to Colombia, *STAY AWAY* from the mountains

    • @NewportNibbler
      @NewportNibbler ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@noob19087 Thanks for the ominous warning teehee! Alright, I'm off to huff some *formaldehyde.* 😁

  • @mornmorn4367
    @mornmorn4367 ปีที่แล้ว +630

    29:11 i thought that was jerma perfectly immitating the kos scream for a moment

  • @MandrakeHorse
    @MandrakeHorse ปีที่แล้ว +382

    A week after this stream, there was a patch for Pizza Tower which "moved Gustavo's position to be less confusing in Ancient Cheese in that one bomb section" and I'm absolutely convinced it was in response to 23:33

  • @sgtjawa
    @sgtjawa ปีที่แล้ว +351

    Jerma beat Vigilante on his first try but failed the quick-time segment at the end that gives you three whole seconds to press a single button.

    • @FENomadtrooper
      @FENomadtrooper ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Can't react in 3 whole seconds? Whaaaat? This is the guy that can dodge an axe!

    • @SirToastyToes
      @SirToastyToes ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Literally the only place I've seen what happens if you fail

    • @marmotman151
      @marmotman151 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      "Put it back in the holster."

  • @mikahcarpenter5510
    @mikahcarpenter5510 ปีที่แล้ว +1068

    if jerma was god (which he is) we would be fucked (which we are)

    • @punkser
      @punkser ปีที่แล้ว

      god is dead (silly) & we have killed him

    • @illeagalbeagle
      @illeagalbeagle ปีที่แล้ว +42

      it's fun to pretend that we have a chance!

    • @aturchomicz821
      @aturchomicz821 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Jerma is the leader of Capitalism?😨😨

    • @rusoplatense
      @rusoplatense ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@aturchomicz821 The Golden Idol of Jermaism

    • @ne0space
      @ne0space ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ​@@aturchomicz821 Mr. Greenz owns all that you know

  • @victoriouswinner7745
    @victoriouswinner7745 ปีที่แล้ว +442

    the sheer idea of jerma being god is hysterical, like he blesses a civillation just get sad and angry when the die to the demons HE summoned

    • @TippyHippy
      @TippyHippy ปีที่แล้ว +27

      I put my hamster in a sock and slammed it against the furniture

    • @DogeLlama
      @DogeLlama ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@TippyHippy EXCUSE ME?

    • @victoriouswinner7745
      @victoriouswinner7745 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@TippyHippy thanks, he must love it there

    • @TheHighP
      @TheHighP ปีที่แล้ว

      I guess you could say the sock was free real estate

  • @kaizerdeath12
    @kaizerdeath12 ปีที่แล้ว +124

    Sublte animosity in that "Do people just...live?"
    Absolute sadist at seeing the living and breathing

  • @thomasdevlin5825
    @thomasdevlin5825 ปีที่แล้ว +143

    23:09 The way Peppino looks down as Jerma screams makes it feel like Jerma is actually experiencing Peppino's emotions in that moment

  • @bm_midotv9841
    @bm_midotv9841 ปีที่แล้ว +134

    Funny how jerma is able to make some of the most demonic unhuman sounds yet hes unable to whistle

    • @_ness_tea_
      @_ness_tea_ ปีที่แล้ว +4

      It's because whistling is a human noise

    • @franlovelsimic8421
      @franlovelsimic8421 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Same to be honest. I just can' to do it.

  • @drsipp407
    @drsipp407 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    Funny how he mentioned “nobody sits there trying to whistle for hours. They can either do it or they can’t.”
    I wasn’t able to whistle until I was 18 years old. I always just thought it was something I would never be able to do. One day I decided that I would practice all day at work. I spent actual hours stocking tires at Goodyear while blowing air out of my lips in different ways until I could finally emit a crude whistling noise

    • @Geffro
      @Geffro 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Same, as an elementary schooler I would just lie awake at night trying to whistle a little, eventually I got it and was so excited. Years of practice later and I got much better at it

  • @lc7531
    @lc7531 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    27:10 he stole the joke a chatter made during the simpson hit and run stream about giving the controller bite marks lol. YOU CANT GET AWAY WITH THIS.

  • @StrumstarHammer
    @StrumstarHammer ปีที่แล้ว +65

    Jerma: *Senses weird impossible incestuous things might be going on with his tribes*
    "I... I think I need to hit them with a tornado."

  • @dillonnn3242
    @dillonnn3242 ปีที่แล้ว +587

    Peppino is such a madman he could probably beat the crap out of other 2d platforming characters like Mario.

    • @gremlinman9724
      @gremlinman9724 ปีที่แล้ว

      peppino would wring marios fucking neck

    • @Shadest
      @Shadest ปีที่แล้ว +66

      Peppino solos the entire Nintendo lineup if they piss him off enough

    • @Rhapsodyizz
      @Rhapsodyizz ปีที่แล้ว +49

      ​​@Fake Slim Shady I wouldn't say that when Wario exists, if they fought it would probably cause a singularity

    • @strateupgamr7
      @strateupgamr7 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      ​@@Rhapsodyizz no, they'd just have a scream-off

    • @demonking41-l8j
      @demonking41-l8j ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Not until Mario gets Luigi involved, and they break out the bros moves.
      Peppino can only get hit like what, 6 times in a boss battle?
      One Green shell and he's DONE.

  • @Livingroomset799Dep
    @Livingroomset799Dep ปีที่แล้ว +166

    Oh my God, he’s God

    • @Eroen515
      @Eroen515 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      How could he be so cruel house

    • @Her_Imperious_Condescension
      @Her_Imperious_Condescension ปีที่แล้ว

      Well, I think you're a big boy.
      Man, you should _drop deeead_

    • @CharlieCreedonWells
      @CharlieCreedonWells ปีที่แล้ว +7

      A+ reference, gold star for you.

    • @Toudou1620
      @Toudou1620 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@CharlieCreedonWells Love some Fesh Pince references in my Jerma

    • @mrfilingcabinet
      @mrfilingcabinet ปีที่แล้ว +4

      HALLELUJAH

  • @404_nowheresnotfound3
    @404_nowheresnotfound3 ปีที่แล้ว +74

    Fucked up that pizza face guy tried to blow up Jerma’s house.

    • @couchmaster3773
      @couchmaster3773 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      What's fucked up is that he failed. Jerma's still out there...

  • @Adeptusmechanicus12
    @Adeptusmechanicus12 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    29:00 that definitely is orphan of kos. If you edit it a little bit, you can make it sound exactly the same, probably

    • @connor4wilson
      @connor4wilson ปีที่แล้ว +8

      It's because Orphan of Kos samples Mel Blanc

  • @Xenomorthian
    @Xenomorthian ปีที่แล้ว +43

    "You shoulda used Nova Bomb~"
    "What but I just used a nuke on you 30 minutes ago"
    "Yes but you shoulda used Nova Bomb, now I win. All mine"
    "I can't *believe* I lost to this GOO!"

    • @Thorny8108
      @Thorny8108 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lol I loved that cameo

  • @RandomDude647
    @RandomDude647 ปีที่แล้ว +68

    someone PLEASE tell jerma he can set the deadzones for the analog stick in the options. that makes it so much easier to crawl through gaps and do shinesparks and stuff like that

    • @faland0069
      @faland0069 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      well hes already beat the game

    • @woot000
      @woot000 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      they only added the deadzone for crawling after this stream happened. honestly i think it was added in response to that one moment in pizzascape

    • @mountaindewdruggie
      @mountaindewdruggie ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Or he could just learn to use a controller like a normal person could.

    • @mannmctrash
      @mannmctrash ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@mountaindewdruggie He's using a controller.

    • @mountaindewdruggie
      @mountaindewdruggie ปีที่แล้ว

      @@mannmctrashYes but not like a normal person would.

  • @adp3376
    @adp3376 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    worldbox and pizza tower is a crossover I never expected but don't dislike?
    also 19:13 for the potential worst gamer moment of the year

  • @MrThatguyuknow
    @MrThatguyuknow ปีที่แล้ว +19

    How can Jerma, the living embodiment of a random noise generator, not know how to whistle? That's absolutely jarring, but somehow exactly to code for him.

  • @NeutralObjections
    @NeutralObjections ปีที่แล้ว +18

    “grey goo? What’s this?”
    JERMA NO

    • @waffler-yz3gw
      @waffler-yz3gw ปีที่แล้ว

      as a furry i approve of this silly joke

  • @hug_bug
    @hug_bug ปีที่แล้ว +21

    So happy to see worldbox get more eyes on it:) By the way, there was a HUGE update not long ago, a lot of stuff was added!

  • @thisismyname1940
    @thisismyname1940 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    He can't understand why the npcs refuse to heed the instructions he's shouting at his monitor

  • @dogg6628
    @dogg6628 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    history class is just "in the southeastern islands, There once was a mighty kingdom, Then there was a crab, It destroyed the kingdom, wriggled through the sea, reached the southern part of our megacontinent and then exploded, creating the biggest lake in the planet."

  • @sunbro1812
    @sunbro1812 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    what if you wanted to develop a civilization with your fellow people, but god said “hey what does this do?”

  • @baconlabs
    @baconlabs ปีที่แล้ว +9

    26:58 Legendary chat member moment for even remembering that this game exists

  • @tahutoa
    @tahutoa ปีที่แล้ว +4

    29:23 yeah, I watched a clip of re4make and I swear I heard that rusty gate opening sound buried in the mix. That "chu-HEE-hooouhhh" sound

  • @japhappy4986
    @japhappy4986 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    This is his world and we're all just living in it.

  • @kkarhiiv95
    @kkarhiiv95 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I remember back in 2017-2018, i think, where Pizza Tower was a really popular Sonic Mania mod, but then it kind of dissapeared from my consiusness until this video came out.

  • @vaguely_boring
    @vaguely_boring ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Of course the first creature jerma finds is the evolutionary progenitor to the byeah

  • @grandarkfang_1482
    @grandarkfang_1482 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    15:52 for if y'all are ready to get funky.

    • @aidanrock8719
      @aidanrock8719 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      you have a playlist with Sargon of Akkad's dogwater podcast in it, your definition of funky is probably Reveille or civil war marching music

    • @grandarkfang_1482
      @grandarkfang_1482 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ​@@aidanrock8719 I fail to see how that has literally _anything_ to do with Pizza Tower.

  • @Tisisrealnow
    @Tisisrealnow ปีที่แล้ว +5

    0:36 yeah thats what we kinda do

  • @packedphatrat
    @packedphatrat ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Wasnt expecting peppino to be on the thumbnail

  • @tsizzle7883
    @tsizzle7883 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Very in character for a god to make a huge island of precious resources "for me" and kill any mortal that tried to take advantage of it.

  • @GuitarSlayer136
    @GuitarSlayer136 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Jerma as God is straight up the funniest concept

  • @pocketlint60
    @pocketlint60 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This video should've been titled "Orphan of Krust"

  • @tabuoey
    @tabuoey ปีที่แล้ว +3

    im so glad im not the only adult in the world who cant whistle

  • @lawsontake7383
    @lawsontake7383 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    23:08. omg peppino's face when you drift off an edge! it was at this moment he knew he fucked up.

  • @sbraypaynt
    @sbraypaynt ปีที่แล้ว +2

    10:11
    Commodore Norrington off the coast of Tripoli be like

  • @LightCrib2
    @LightCrib2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Surprised Jerma didn't start talking about being Amish while playing Pizza Tower

  • @Scrumpetsheep
    @Scrumpetsheep ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Man can make every noise under the sun but can't whistle

  • @towleyjr1589
    @towleyjr1589 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Pizza tower has such strong Jazz Jackrabbit vibes and I love it!

  • @odile2odette
    @odile2odette ปีที่แล้ว +15

    using a steven universe clip for a 2ndjerma upload is disorienting enough in itself but specifically the nge reference is wild

    • @pootsiii8178
      @pootsiii8178 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      It jumpscared me as well cause I was just looking back through old episodes like 10 minutes ago

    • @twindrill2852
      @twindrill2852 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      i love how that implies jerma is aware of steven universe’s existence.

    • @Odyanii
      @Odyanii ปีที่แล้ว

      I like to think it's the perspective of Jerma's people in Worldbox watching him mess up the world with pizza.

    • @odile2odette
      @odile2odette ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@twindrill2852 highly doubt that, jerma isn't the one selecting the intro clips

    • @microman502
      @microman502 ปีที่แล้ว

      dude i saw the fucking into an im like. Holy shit steven universe has an eva reference wtffffffff

  • @terribletrivium
    @terribletrivium ปีที่แล้ว +26

    It would be nice to have the game title somewhere in the vid or description.

    • @destroyer6493
      @destroyer6493 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      It’s WorldBox and Pizza Tower

  • @grapespace
    @grapespace ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I'm happy that Jerma and Holly play games together. That's awesome.

  • @BierBart12
    @BierBart12 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    There are almost 3 minutes between Jerma saying "Wild Hearts" and him actually showing the footage. Felt way longer having to scroll through the footage to find the game's name
    He did this before, where he just shyly says a game's name, slowly describes what happened in it and 10 minutes later shows the footage

  • @ApocalypseMoose
    @ApocalypseMoose ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Peppino is if Jerma owned a pizzeria but was also Mario.

  • @ouwle6618
    @ouwle6618 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I love how the guy who started his own kingdom and then outgrew them all, hins name was "Ez".
    Ez game ez life

    • @alligatorwani8233
      @alligatorwani8233 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That guy was playing the plot of dragon quest 1

  • @claptivity
    @claptivity ปีที่แล้ว +2

    29:12 PSYCHO STREAMER LOSES IT

  • @sparrowsfight
    @sparrowsfight ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Can’t believe WorldBox of all things managed to outshine Pizza Tower

  • @FizzyMyDizzy
    @FizzyMyDizzy ปีที่แล้ว +1

    19:00 I couldn't whistle so I set aside a weekend to learn when I was like 7 and I figured it out.

  • @29SEBA
    @29SEBA ปีที่แล้ว +2

    22:16 Jerma spelling the 5th letter of the English alphabet.

  • @Spas176
    @Spas176 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Jerma just samurai jack'd "Honor" I m fucking laughing

  • @EntySinclaire
    @EntySinclaire ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I'm glad worldbox is so popular now that even the no.1 psychopath is playing it

  • @sweet.p34
    @sweet.p34 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    18:06 Jerma has been known to make unspeakable sounds with his weird mouth yet doesn’t know how to whistle

  • @CoolM3M3
    @CoolM3M3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    I love pizza

  • @seraph7536
    @seraph7536 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Jeremy momment

  • @knines6279
    @knines6279 ปีที่แล้ว

    It is insane to me that a guy who can beatbox and make the noises he can isn’t able to whistle.

  • @morimorizutto1907
    @morimorizutto1907 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I saw Peppino on the thumbnail

  • @shane-c
    @shane-c ปีที่แล้ว +3

    YERMA!

  • @Zacharygoldberg123
    @Zacharygoldberg123 ปีที่แล้ว

    I cannot believe that is the source of Orphan of Kos noises...

  • @CruisinBen
    @CruisinBen ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Watching the gameplay of pizza tower legit gave me a migraine

  • @sahilhossain4335
    @sahilhossain4335 ปีที่แล้ว

    Lore of God's pizzabox momentum 100

  • @valiang8867
    @valiang8867 ปีที่แล้ว

    The Orphan of Koz is just hangry because the hunter killed the pizza delivery man.

  • @bono-yx5dj
    @bono-yx5dj ปีที่แล้ว +3

    holy moly

  • @ethanwendigo9588
    @ethanwendigo9588 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Yo Jerma got some good advice for your analog gameplay:
    usually if your having trouble with moving around in games with analog, there is a way to up the sensitivity on it.
    id try fiddling with it, could make the games alot easier to play.

  • @spuuud
    @spuuud ปีที่แล้ว +1

    i really wanna see jerma play cruelty squad, he'll have a fkn stroke lmao

  • @beanzuwu
    @beanzuwu ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This was a terrifying video. This man should not be given any sort of power over the lives of others

  • @broccoli5425
    @broccoli5425 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Jerma makes me want to scream in a nuerodivergent manner.

  • @lagarde5782
    @lagarde5782 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I legit thought he clickbaited pizza tower

  • @arosisgod365
    @arosisgod365 ปีที่แล้ว

    I could watch Jerma play WorldBox for literal days straight

  • @Avabees
    @Avabees ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I rate this stream P for PIZZA

    • @Ifiol
      @Ifiol ปีที่แล้ว

      Even when he got two of the worst moments in gaming history...

    • @NewportNibbler
      @NewportNibbler ปีที่แล้ว

      What if he said *PENIS* instead of *PIZZA?* That would be pretty funny I think

  • @commanderruby901
    @commanderruby901 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The first game is Super WorldBox.
    You’re welcome, everyone.

  • @LordCantalo
    @LordCantalo ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Pizza Time gives me Super Jail vibes.

  • @truematerialist
    @truematerialist ปีที่แล้ว +1

    STEVEN UNIVERSE!!

  • @CHADCONTEXT
    @CHADCONTEXT ปีที่แล้ว

    worldbox is underrated as hell

  • @argnator
    @argnator ปีที่แล้ว +6

    that Wild Hearts clip felt really....
    like he was told to make a TH-cam Short of the game but doesn't know how or didn't want to so he just got a clip from his XBOX and showed it on stream with barely any commentary because it was as last minute as his tweet.

  • @kemoni221
    @kemoni221 ปีที่แล้ว

    Jerma should really see a video on youtube called "Found VHS Australian TV Ads 2006"

  • @umbrellamuffin
    @umbrellamuffin ปีที่แล้ว +1

    YOU CAN CLIMB THE VINES IN ANCIENT CHEESE?

    • @Cruxin
      @Cruxin ปีที่แล้ว +1

      yeah TIL lmao and i have 101%

  • @cactynemann4356
    @cactynemann4356 ปีที่แล้ว

    Literally Tamrielic lore

  • @tariqdotpng546
    @tariqdotpng546 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    15:55 for Pizza Tower

  • @firelie4389
    @firelie4389 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    PIZZA TOWER!!!!!

  • @redpenguin111
    @redpenguin111 ปีที่แล้ว

    if this game had cars jerma would've had a 20/10 experience

  • @gabeitch9142
    @gabeitch9142 ปีที่แล้ว

    Jerma discovers that there is a lot of incest at the beginnings of civilizations and decides the only option is to destroy them.

  • @waddss31243
    @waddss31243 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    JERMA!!!

  • @JayQuilson
    @JayQuilson ปีที่แล้ว +4

    unfathomably based steven universe clip in the intro thank you beautiful editor

  • @HJG3
    @HJG3 ปีที่แล้ว

    31:55 Why thank you jeremy :)

  • @luckyswordsmen991
    @luckyswordsmen991 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Pizza time

  • @chiryo1224
    @chiryo1224 ปีที่แล้ว

    SLAYERS X : TERMINAL AFTERMATH : VENGANCE OF THE SLAYER

  • @blockhead134
    @blockhead134 ปีที่แล้ว

    Lol he cut out all the people mocking wildhearts

  • @crutonmuncher2323
    @crutonmuncher2323 ปีที่แล้ว

    32:56 appreciate it 🐖

  • @sagapulastation1711
    @sagapulastation1711 ปีที่แล้ว

    Grandpa gaming

  • @theharvinator
    @theharvinator ปีที่แล้ว +4

    what is this, some sort of Pizza Tower?

  • @kitty-ks7yi
    @kitty-ks7yi ปีที่แล้ว

    ATEVEN UNIVERSE IN A JERMA VIDEO I AMSO HAPPY

  • @lityfity4197
    @lityfity4197 ปีที่แล้ว

    bruh yeah

  • @janki8674
    @janki8674 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Jerma on high

  • @ariddreamlancer7335
    @ariddreamlancer7335 ปีที่แล้ว

    Funny Funyun man eats gif and absorbs gis pizza powers

  • @victoriouswinner7745
    @victoriouswinner7745 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    19:15 jerma forgets how to crawl, 1998 colorized