I'd say that's peak humor actually. Supposedly, a man has died of laughter after seeing a donkey eat figs and then joking that they should fetch it some wine.
That moment when I read this comment and I remember the story of what happened to an old cat lady who died in her house. When her family showed up to check on her, she was already digested. Uneaten cat food lay in the bowls.
I like how the kitten struggled to even chop the steak in half for such a long while and made it seem huge, and then the adult cat came in and ate the whole thing in no time, showing the steak actually was pretty small in size (smaller than what a human might eat)
@@Not_anNPC ok? It's not like it makes THAT much of a difference, spoiling a short vídeo with no lore aside from what is shown to you is not the same as say spoiling a whole game
*Nomnom intensifies* The purring the little one was making when trying to devour a steak that's almost as big as he is haha. The purring and super-enthusiastic licking, freaking love it. Good that you eventually cut a smaller piece for the kitten that it could handle, after it "had it's fun" with the whole thing haha. I needed that in my life, thank you 💙
I think you absolutely need to try going to a gathering of cats n feed them once We used to feed cats in our yard, that’s a: “I SMELL FOOD” meow pahah Extra good when you have a hoard of 5-8 cats screaming at you all at once
@@shanethefreak7920 AYYY glad to know that you've seen it irl! It's not a well lived lifetime until you've had to watch cats clambering over one another for food
A kitten's baby teeth are small, but sharp as needles. And if your hands smell like food, they won't hesitate to use them on your fingers. Source: *My* fingers.
100% agree. It took my kitten a while to learn the difference between fingers and food. She still bites on occasion but it doesnt hurt nearly as bad as when i first got her
That little one really wanted to eat the steak by his own! Poor kitty you're too small to eat that giant steak, it's so cute how he purrs so loud and tries to eat the whole thing and the hooman comes in to chop a little piece for the baby... "Noooo hooman this is mine- oh wait, a smol easy piece for me! Thank you hooman"
To say These cat's eat well would be a lie. They eat better than I do! Allagater Tail, Salmon and a nice Tomohawl steak? And the fact they are greedy is just something else. Truly well fed, and treated beyond words. Good kitties.
Ahhh~ nothing like a cute litle kitten trying to eat a steak larger than itself to calm me down from the nerves of dying for the 1000000th time trying to get to the leg past memory crypts and those stupid chainsaw chickens
@@deboraluz27 DLL are attracted to sounds so throwing cherrybomb plants and rubble can help out, climbing up poles is silent so just wait for them to pass, if you get your hands on an explosive spear you can kill the in one hit if you hit the core though it can be difficult with their limbs, I hope this help out your run
I love how the second cat ran away after discovering there was no more food left, and then rushed over to eat the other food as soon as it hit the floor.
@@molybdenumrose because obviously you can only die by those two have you ever seen someone die from choking on a piece of food? how comedical! you cant die from that
It was so adorable how the kitten was purring and growling while eating...the little kitty was determined to eat the raw meat like a big lion! (BTW, since the kitten's tasted blood, you'll be on the menu! 🤪)
Wash away the anger Here I stand beneath the warm and soothing rain The droplets falling gently down on the terrain Wash away the sorrow, all the stains of time But there's no memory, it's only dry inside In the mud and sinking deeper into a peaceful life And it will come like a flood of pain pouring down on me And it will not let up until the end is here And it will come through the darkest day, in my final hour And it will never rest until the clouds are clear Until it finds my dreams have disappeared My dreams disappear
My cat is vegan like me! I swear he only eats plants Meanwhile their cat: Edit: For some reason everyone thinks im being serious…the joke is that else is saying that their cat is vegan, albeit their cat goes crazy for meat. I still don’t understand how someone couldn’t understand that but oh well
You know what is so good about this? Cats that are fed processed cat food gobble it down really quickly because their psychology tells them to eat fast or a predator will take the food away. Notice how the kitten screams when the hand tries to take away the meat. They also become very aggressive and might try to take the meat so they can hide whilst they eat it. By giving a kitten or cat raw meat you are making the meal an event for them and they enjoy the experience of eating. You should also give them meat on a bone as they will attempt to eat that too. It's healthy for a cat to eat raw meat and good for their digestive system. You get happy healthy cats with raw meat.
I love the mid-bite meows as if he's complaining about not being able to eat it fast enough.
@@ExpertBustice Then he's like "Ah, finally, liquid"
fit in my mouth damn you!!
Yes! Hahaha, at 0:34 he’s like “Mom/Dad, you did not cook it enough!” 😂
So adorable ☺️
hes just excited
That's EXACTLY what they are about. And I felt so bad for the poor kitty. It's obviously too much for the kitty to handle.😥
After the beast feasts on the flesh, he drinks their blood like a true warrior
Yeah!❤
Yes, then I rip the guts out and devour the organs. 😂
We having steak for dinner boys 😂😂😂😂
@@ZoeTheCalico 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😄😄😄😄😄😆😆🤣😆😁🤪🤪🤪😆😄😄🤣😆🤪😁😁😁🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😁🤣🤭🤭🤭🤣🤣🤣🤣🤭🤭🤣🤣🤣🤣
@@ZoeTheCalicocringe. This is why males shouldn’t try to be funny holy shit
Yeah❤
My humor was broken ages ago, but when is saw a kitty aggressively cute eating the stake, while purring, it hit rock bottom
Hit*
@@justaweeb14688 👍
Ages*
@@DUWANGlai_kangyi yro'ue
I'd say that's peak humor actually.
Supposedly, a man has died of laughter after seeing a donkey eat figs and then joking that they should fetch it some wine.
The idea that the kitten may one day finish the steak fills you with determination
They must pay for college after eating this steak
This comment gave me undertale flashbacks
Thank you for the memories
Once must imagine the little kitten happy.
@@averageyoutubehandle497he is
5:54 He stares at our souls menacingly as if we're next 🙀
That moment when I read this comment and I remember the story of what happened to an old cat lady who died in her house. When her family showed up to check on her, she was already digested. Uneaten cat food lay in the bowls.
@@armartin0003So your telling me i own 3 critters in my house that can possibly eat me any second? Meh, worth it.
@@crazy.possessed.children I mean... if we were desperate and hungry...
its the way it just locks onto the camera for a few seconds and then continues looking around
I like how the kitten struggled to even chop the steak in half for such a long while and made it seem huge, and then the adult cat came in and ate the whole thing in no time, showing the steak actually was pretty small in size (smaller than what a human might eat)
Seriously though that cat just strwigh up INHALED that steak
Smol fella
Smol teefs
bruhhh you spoil the vids😐
@@Not_anNPC ok? It's not like it makes THAT much of a difference, spoiling a short vídeo with no lore aside from what is shown to you is not the same as say spoiling a whole game
It’s the purring and tiny meows while eating that make this so adorable lol little guy is aggressive 😂
Passive aggression
I have seen nothing more terrifying than that cat. Imagine being that slab of meat
@Apsoy Pike I don't want want to be Ripped and Torn
@Apsoy Pike I have my own as an advocate on my behalf
@Apsoy Pike except from me, one step and it's dead 💀
The *aggressive purring* just makes this so much better,
It's not purring, it's its internal chainsaw revving up!
sometimes i pull up this video while eating and pretend I'm having a meal with him
the best comment under this video.
いい考え
i don’t even like asmr. but this little guy is doing a fantastic job. still waiting for the food review
The bewildered joy when the steak suddenly becomes manageable!
now he's done that kitten has a taste for cow now no cow is safe she'll go eat em all now
@@raven4k998
And many vegans shall cry.
@@aldiascholarofthefirstsin1051 yeah well those pussy's have to accept that cats are carnivores and love meat so grow up
Transparent, undisguised joy! Doesn't stop purring even to swallow.
@@aldiascholarofthefirstsin1051why? Its more grass for vegans now.
I love the small meows of protest when the hand tries to move the steak, like NO! IT'S MINE!
Holding to it like a dear life
It actually does sound like the kitten is saying that too.
Lol I thought he said, "Leave it alone!"
0:04 his battle cry haunts many
He is announcing his arrival to judge his meal
@@roguebanana2683 *the sacrifice brought to him today so that he shall spare us from his wrath for another day
This comment has me dead omg XD
I think he is more mad at the steak if anything
judgement
5:31ここの急に『何見てんだ、ワレ？』みたいな感じで見てくるの可愛い
わかる
わかる！
可愛いね
分かる
分かるわ〜
0:00 - 2:51 kitten trying to destroy meat
2:52 - 3:00 easy mode
3:55 - 4:00 meat defeated
4:02 - 4:03 unknown red liquid that kitten likes time
4:04 - 4:59 kitten drinking URLTKL
5:08 - 6:13 cat eat the rest now
6:15 - 6:17 unknown red liquid that cat also likes time
6:19 - 6:47 cat drinking URLTCAL
6:48 - 6:50 cat scanning the area for a brief second
6:51 - 6:59 cat licking leftover URLTCAL
7:00 - 7:05 cat leave
noice
The unknown liquid is animal blood i think (ox blood maybe).
Torn between accepting the fact that it’s blood, or pretending that it’s A1 and cats just have this instinctive love for A1
@@astrobat1638 Or myoglobin
@@emilyofjaneLMAO that'd be me as a cat then 😭😭
he's vicious
i love him 🥺
sans undersnail gets it..
@@loadedchilidogfarmer235 sex now.
Wait until he eats your mamma
We all do sans undertale
Hey sans
The tiny face absolutely soaked in blood was really funny, idk why
the juxtaposition of cute and vicious imagery
i think its not blood but rather meat juice
SCARED ME TO DEATH😭🤌
Savage kitten
@@19LG99 I think it's just water with red food coloring
HOLY SHIT THE SCRUNKLY IS DEMOLISHING THAT STEAK
silly goober
a mischievous goofball
A devious goofy goober
what a mischief making devious goofball
A deranged grunkly goober
*Nomnom intensifies*
The purring the little one was making when trying to devour a steak that's almost as big as he is haha. The purring and super-enthusiastic licking, freaking love it. Good that you eventually cut a smaller piece for the kitten that it could handle, after it "had it's fun" with the whole thing haha. I needed that in my life, thank you 💙
0:00 "Aww how cute!" 😊
4:05 "BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD! SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE!"
HELP
For the Algorithm!
@@dain2963insane in the mem-Dain
@@Hatsun3Miku3 LET PULL OUT THE SACRIFICE!!
I like how the bigger cat is eating the meat without aggression and is just enjoying the food. Prime and proper
That's gentleman way
Minos prime real
Ultrakill fans when they heard the word 'prime' (it relates to prime souls).
Yeah I don't know why kitten always act like this was their last meal
Do you mean prim and proper?
Little Guy goes Absolutely Savage on some raw meat and then savors the Blood of his Enemies
the 2nd title of this video
The violence in that first meow scared the crap outta me😂
I think you absolutely need to try going to a gathering of cats n feed them once
We used to feed cats in our yard, that’s a: “I SMELL FOOD” meow pahah
Extra good when you have a hoard of 5-8 cats screaming at you all at once
@@GoingSwimmingly We have a lot of cats on the property so I already get screamed at quite a bit when dinner times rolls around😂
@@shanethefreak7920 AYYY glad to know that you've seen it irl!
It's not a well lived lifetime until you've had to watch cats clambering over one another for food
2:17のところの子猫のおしりかわいい😍宿題終わったあとの癒しはいいの～👍
そうやったん！でも可愛い
分かる
宿題お疲れ様
It cracks me up that he's purring the entire time! Best. Day. Ever. 😻
Just happy to be fed some actually good food
One of the most vicious and cute creatures ever
And they are great pets
@@bastardhyena7882 shocking
The hand trying to contain the kitten in the small feeding bowl 😂 omg they gave that cat straight up blood LMAO
she's like I got it I got it stop pestering me while I eat jeez dad🤣🤣🤣
That ain’t no blood, that’s cranberry juice!😮
@@bombhead1835No fucking way Bambom gapple
nvm
That is meat juice
A kitten's baby teeth are small, but sharp as needles. And if your hands smell like food, they won't hesitate to use them on your fingers. Source: *My* fingers.
Ouch 🙈
100% agree. It took my kitten a while to learn the difference between fingers and food. She still bites on occasion but it doesnt hurt nearly as bad as when i first got her
@@Celeste-jh2lj cute 😊
@@PersonausdemAll right lol. Shes a little devil but hecka cutie
@@Celeste-jh2lj Yeees 😄❤️
咀嚼音＋子猫=最高の癒し…
まじでそれ…
4:12 oh no he’s a murderer
i've seen this on twitter before and i must comment what i said before...
"HE'S FUCKING THAT SHIT UP!"
MY MANS DESTROYING THAT SHIT.
EAT EAT EAT
EAT EAT EAT!!!
EAT IT!!!
EEEEAAAAAAT
The struggle is real! 😄 很可爱小猫！
小猫非常可爱！它很饿。
是的，超级可爱的小猫咪🥰
小猫很可爱
@@b_cake109愛ちゃん子猫好きだよ。猫変えたいんだけどママが猫ちゃんのアレルギーみたいだから変われないの？どうする？
ほんと天使か
All of the kitten’s cries
0:04
0:34
0:51
1:36
2:48
2:53
3:30
4:00
I'm crying
It sounds like some kind of mythical creature crying out to it's mother
@@deboraluz27 yes
The first one was my favourite
the sounds of a Little Guy who Needs His Scran
My goodness that loud meow in the beginning like a charge to feast 😆😆😆
謎のショート動画からきた日本人🙋♀️
やぁ
俺で草
ｱﾝﾆｬﾝﾆｬ!
@@ku3kiroさっききた
普通は炎上とかするのに脳内お花畑な奴しかいないの草( ᐛ )𐤔
I love this little guy, he's so cute!!!!
Ah yes. The joyous sounds of an ASMR of a cat eating their vegan owner
😂
This is what happens after a vegan refuses to give their cat a proper meal…
@scrunklebug yes
@@naynay2217 笑 笑
No proteins?
the kitty roaring during the vicious bites floored me...way too cute lol
3:52 omg that really great he didn’t gave up the raw meat
The vegan cat after it's owner dies from a heart attack
What a cute little lion 😍
Damn when he drank the blood looks like the kitten killed a mini pig (like Eureka in Dorothy and the wizard of oz book)
It's not a lion you dumbass it's a cat
he means that cat is ferocious, and why do you say he's an idiot?
@ShadowsHere GDPLAYER you can't understand what i comment! I was talking with someone say grace arceo is dumbass!
@ShadowsHere GDPLAYER you're just a newcomer, you don't understand what i'm SAYING!
@ShadowsHere GDPLAYER you are being rude!
HE'S FUCKING THAT SHIT UP!!!
EAT EAT EAT!!!
4:10 I drink the blood of my enemies!!
XD
I like to imagine the kitten just screaming “I’m a warrior!” when he meows
1:36
the grumpy and reluctant meows when the person was tryna take the meat away made my heart melt
timstamp: 2:47
4:03 oh god
This is how the wild cat in real life be like
5:08 bro did a surprise attack I’m scared 🥶
I agrese
The car was like: omaeva mo shindeiru
And the meat was like:
That little one really wanted to eat the steak by his own! Poor kitty you're too small to eat that giant steak, it's so cute how he purrs so loud and tries to eat the whole thing and the hooman comes in to chop a little piece for the baby...
"Noooo hooman this is mine- oh wait, a smol easy piece for me! Thank you hooman"
0:10 When the doom music kicks in
To say These cat's eat well would be a lie. They eat better than I do!
Allagater Tail, Salmon and a nice Tomohawl steak? And the fact they are greedy is just something else. Truly well fed, and treated beyond words. Good kitties.
2:57 wow they did my guy dirty💀💀💀
They did him foul
1:35 "NO I'M NOT DONE"
“NO GO AWAY!”
That Cat is holding back deamons inside itself.
This is one of the most adorable domestic cat in the world!Super adorable❤
1:30
System [ *HAND* Has Joined The Game. ]
*KITTEN* Has Gained +50 ATK
He's so frustrated about ripping pieces off. So adorable ;_;
Ahhh~ nothing like a cute litle kitten trying to eat a steak larger than itself to calm me down from the nerves of dying for the 1000000th time trying to get to the leg past memory crypts and those stupid chainsaw chickens
I feel your pain man
@@bandanasnek yeah, i am now stuck in the leg right on the shelter just before the underhang, any tips for getting around the daddy long legs?
@@deboraluz27 DLL are attracted to sounds so throwing cherrybomb plants and rubble can help out, climbing up poles is silent so just wait for them to pass, if you get your hands on an explosive spear you can kill the in one hit if you hit the core though it can be difficult with their limbs, I hope this help out your run
Rainworld reference? That's not what I was expecting in this video lmao
@@bandanasnek yeah... i could get past it if the grappleworms werent louder than a baby with a megaphone
Aww, the BLOOD KITTEN is very cute. :D
必死に噛んでるところ可愛すぎだろ…:( ;˙꒳˙;):
この子猫ちゃんの色とか、めっちゃ可愛い(இдஇ`｡)
I love how the second cat ran away after discovering there was no more food left, and then rushed over to eat the other food as soon as it hit the floor.
When the memes of this had more views than the Source
Yeah I came from the memes but this is cute as shit
Memes of this?
That kitten upgraded to cat pretty fast
It was the raw meat & blood
I was screaming internally this entire video. WHAT BEAST! WHAT SAVAGE! Feasting on its pray with a purr like a motor, and a meow I would kill for 😂❤
Kitten drinking blood might be scary but he's so cute😊
This kitten is like "why won't you get in my belly!!!!???" And it's adorable
The "vegan" cat when catmom or catdad pass out from heart issues or a drug overdose:
just say pass out
cat when human flesh unattended, available, and smelling yummy yum yumz
why only those two methods of death?
@@molybdenumrose because obviously you can only die by those two
have you ever seen someone die from choking on a piece of food? how comedical! you cant die from that
Pass out, and not die? Holy shit that's kind of terrifying
AND IT WILL COME, LIKE A FLOOD OF PAIN!
Pouring down on me
And it will not let up until the end is here
AND IT WILL COME
AND IT WILL COME
THROUGH THE DARKEST DAY
这个发动机好气噢，但是又咬不动笑死
😂
😂😂
4:00 肉シーンは良いが、得体の知れない赤い液体が恐ろしい。
猫は肉だけでなくその動物の内臓や血など全部をたべてやっと栄養になります。なので動画の主は最後に血を飲ませてるのかもしれませんね
Lol at 3:18 he just freezes like his life flashed before his eyes
The "vegan" cat when his owner got a heart attack :
Wow, so original
@@cyberpunk-2O77 i mean ive never seen the comment anywhere else so i say it is :)
@@cyberpunk-2O77 you’re comment isn’t original either so
“Copied🤓🤓”
@@Brandon-ym2sbFirstly, you're using the wrong version of "your", and secondly, literally half the comments on this video are making the same joke.
Except cats are highly unlikely to eat their human. Dogs are far more likely to.
That little baby has a very loud motor!
Tbh cat eating asmr is better than humans doing mukbang
Y E S
@@PAINcake128 if you translate your comment it's FORKS
@@Wyatt125 lol F O R K S
Cat eating asmr is best smr
中国ニキネキ「食後の赤いジュースはなんですか？」
主「生の肉と血」
サイコすぎて草
多分血じゃないと思う
It was so adorable how the kitten was purring and growling while eating...the little kitty was determined to eat the raw meat like a big lion! (BTW, since the kitten's tasted blood, you'll be on the menu! 🤪)
The kitten was so cute and messy! 😂 Meanwhile the cat just ate the entire thing very fast and seemed pretty clean😅
奶油这孩子从小干饭就积极，好欣慰
the little cat did it with all his might
while the big cat did it effortlessly 😅
0:13 aaaawn so cute😃
4:00 WTF BRO
Все так радуются этим звукам, миуканьям, но разве вам не жалко этих бедных созданий, которых ради видео специально долго не кормили?... (
Beautiful kitties and so cute too!!! I had no idea kitties eating steak asmr was missing from my life. And I LOATHE asmr but this was ❤️❤️❤️😊
The roar at the start 0:00 reminded me of lions being unleashed lmao (Release the Beast!)but way more adorable
I am here because I saw a clip of this with the music Versus from Ultrakill which made this 100X more intense than it needed to be.
It was awesome.
Where can I find the clip?! I NEED IT
@@DistinguishedSeal Search the title "kitten eating a steak but with v2s theme"
I saw it with doom eternal theme
Kitten asking for help or pissed trying to chew through it, the purrrr is so cute🥰
HOW CUTE 🥺 HE CAN'T BITE AND HE'S PURRING SO CUTE 😭 I WANT IT 😭🇧🇷
小貓的咀嚼能力不如成貓 感覺貓吃的很辛苦耶
The oingle scringle is absolutely eradicating that tomahawk beef 😊😊😊😊
Lesson of the day: Don't forget to feed your cats...
4:02 “yesss YESSS the blood of my victims is quite thirst quenching indeed~”
普通に可愛いすぎる 1:12
分かる
Wash away the anger
Here I stand beneath the warm and soothing rain
The droplets falling gently down on the terrain
Wash away the sorrow, all the stains of time
But there's no memory, it's only dry inside
In the mud and sinking deeper into a peaceful life
And it will come like a flood of pain pouring down on me
And it will not let up until the end is here
And it will come through the darkest day, in my final hour
And it will never rest until the clouds are clear
Until it finds my dreams have disappeared
My dreams disappear
Memes, DNA of the soul
The Stains of Time.
what
Me: this school lunch looks like they microwaved the throw up in the garbage. Also me:
My cat is vegan like me! I swear he only eats plants
Meanwhile their cat:
Edit: For some reason everyone thinks im being serious…the joke is that else is saying that their cat is vegan, albeit their cat goes crazy for meat. I still don’t understand how someone couldn’t understand that but oh well
aren't cat carnivores 😭
@@nyxiedoopiecatnivores
@@nyxiedoopie herbivores but their main diet is meat. making cat go vegan shortens their life span to a max of 2 months.
@@Valek_Howisthistaken i think you meant omnivores?
@@summer-jy2pw sorry bout that was high on a trip
yes theyre omnivores with meat as their main diet
この猫可愛すぎてとろけてまうって！❤
食べっぷりええな！子猫買いたいわ！
分かるわ
You know what is so good about this? Cats that are fed processed cat food gobble it down really quickly because their psychology tells them to eat fast or a predator will take the food away. Notice how the kitten screams when the hand tries to take away the meat. They also become very aggressive and might try to take the meat so they can hide whilst they eat it.
By giving a kitten or cat raw meat you are making the meal an event for them and they enjoy the experience of eating. You should also give them meat on a bone as they will attempt to eat that too. It's healthy for a cat to eat raw meat and good for their digestive system. You get happy healthy cats with raw meat.
2:44 so cute
Красавец! Так уплетает, что только хруст и чавканье слышны! И выпученные от вкуса глаза)))
Oh my, he's a hungry little carnivore. LoL 😊❤❤❤
큰 고양이 고맙다고 꼬리 흔들면서
나가네용!~보기 좋아용ㅎ
혹시 그 빨간색 음료수
소화제 인가요?~
피
Pee
That kitten wanted to eat the steak in one bite very aggressively. They lack the mouth size but they defiantly have enough enthusiasm!