How Pickpockets Steal Watches

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  • @ModernRogue
    @ModernRogue  5 ปีที่แล้ว +1516

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    • @dtfloyd325
      @dtfloyd325 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Did the wallet steal happen on camera? If so, I completely missed it. I think I was surprised as Jason.

    • @ElricWilliam
      @ElricWilliam 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Dude, I still havnt gotten my book from your freebie a few weeks ago.

    • @dtfloyd325
      @dtfloyd325 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ElricWilliam - I would check your email spam folder, that's where my link ended up

    • @dropkickedmurphy6463
      @dropkickedmurphy6463 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      CardSharp to me is kinda poopoo frankly. Well, it's kinda cool, I think it's better if you have an actual pocket knife as a backup.

    • @ravinsaber
      @ravinsaber 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I loled at the "Is that okay TH-cam??" In the beginning

  • @JackBarlowStudios
    @JackBarlowStudios 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4735

    “You don’t gotta be fast. You just gotta be smooth.” Good advice in _many_ aspects of life.

    • @paulgarcia2887
      @paulgarcia2887 5 ปีที่แล้ว +81

      Smooth criminal

    • @jmfm-r2q
      @jmfm-r2q 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Nice

    • @keystonecomet9949
      @keystonecomet9949 5 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      Slow is smooth, smooth is fast

    • @irok1
      @irok1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@keystonecomet9949 dang it

    • @stephendeben1590
      @stephendeben1590 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Great advice for driving on a race track

  • @Night-mq8hn
    @Night-mq8hn 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2392

    "You don't have to be fast you just got to be smooth."
    Legendary Dating Advice!

    • @antonioazulamarillo7579
      @antonioazulamarillo7579 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      That's not the high ground way!

    • @khoury6791
      @khoury6791 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      more like how to steal someone's heart
      get it? aight imma head out-

    • @Night-mq8hn
      @Night-mq8hn 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@khoury6791 Nice one father! 🙏🤣

    • @sharlottafalls
      @sharlottafalls 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Ahahaha good one

    • @cliffordbenenati7373
      @cliffordbenenati7373 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@khoury6791 plz explain, I is stupid

  • @asbestosfish_
    @asbestosfish_ 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13018

    Next episode: _Today we’re going to show you how to launder money through a shell company!_

    • @batlas4163
      @batlas4163 5 ปีที่แล้ว +328

      Just to make sure it doesn't happen to you!

    • @dylanshandley1246
      @dylanshandley1246 5 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      Asbestos Fish still waiting on that episode xD

    • @lotuseater92
      @lotuseater92 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      I thought they did that one already

    • @underworld323
      @underworld323 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      0:41

    • @paulpolito2001
      @paulpolito2001 5 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Say what you will, but they’re actually very responsible in the information they provide in my opinion. I’ve inadvertently put unfiltered info out there, as I’m basically a living anarchist’s cookbook. There’s a lot to be said for learning techniques and skills you’re probably never going to use, and even basic foundational stuff like this can save your life/living. Y’all have a great day. Loved the video.

  • @skillfuldeath7880
    @skillfuldeath7880 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3626

    50mins ago: luckily I don't have a watch
    Now:nevermind now I do

    • @carlo4393
      @carlo4393 5 ปีที่แล้ว +80

      Ahh so you bought a watch just so anyone can steal it.

    • @soomiko
      @soomiko 5 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      @@carlo4393 or....

    • @DeKooleKids
      @DeKooleKids 5 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      @@carlo4393 no the joke is that he stole one

    • @viktormichealangelo3600
      @viktormichealangelo3600 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@DeKooleKids No I think all the talk about watches convinced him to buy one. In fact this interpretation is the correct one. You are wrong sir.

    • @JoeMama-fq5el
      @JoeMama-fq5el 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@carlo4393 w o o o o s h

  • @JoostArchives
    @JoostArchives 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2264

    Next episode: *crippling people by stealing their wrists*

    • @ploopybear
      @ploopybear 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      this is humor

    • @halp5973
      @halp5973 5 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      Learn how to: Pickpocket their respiratory organs

    • @chitoryu12
      @chitoryu12 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @@halp5973 Hey guys, this is The Lockpicking Lawyer, and today I'm going to show you how to pick a
      s o u l

    • @monochromatic9601
      @monochromatic9601 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Cody Cromarty I’ve always stolen their life the I just sit and watch the light die from their eyes before finally looting them for their soul and organs to make some money in the black market

    • @halp5973
      @halp5973 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@monochromatic9601 that's a little... specific

  • @kibordplays6109
    @kibordplays6109 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8532

    Just crouch and check their inventory, its not illegal unless you take something

    • @rickadus31
      @rickadus31 5 ปีที่แล้ว +138

      Immediately thought of Fallout

    • @SaitosaBard
      @SaitosaBard 5 ปีที่แล้ว +77

      @@The_Commentators Oblivion.

    • @PenelopeForYourThoughts
      @PenelopeForYourThoughts 5 ปีที่แล้ว +146

      @@The_Commentators it's literally the same system

    • @Cionaoith
      @Cionaoith 5 ปีที่แล้ว +100

      Local laws may vary. Checking someone's inventory in this way is definitely a crime in Cyrodiil, where the local law enforcement is no joke!

    • @kibordplays6109
      @kibordplays6109 5 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      Rob Kinney STOP YOU VIOLATED THE LAW

  • @RavenDravenek
    @RavenDravenek 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2284

    I laughed so hard I cried when Jason said “this is not my wallet”

    • @antmof94
      @antmof94 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      He'd make Patrick proud

    • @karlmarx9877
      @karlmarx9877 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I would like to like the comment but I don't wanna be the 666th like

    • @RavenDravenek
      @RavenDravenek 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Karl Marx well it’s gotten two more, so it’s fine now

    • @127.
      @127. 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@RavenDravenek I am 888th though

    • @PatRiot-
      @PatRiot- 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      This is you, Patrick Star?
      “Yes”
      And this is your wallet?
      “Yes”
      So here you go-
      “That’s not my wallet”

  • @leshaggers6273
    @leshaggers6273 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2358

    Next episode: *How to smoothly murder a person without a trace* and *tutorial on how to properly hide bodies*

    • @Owlbe
      @Owlbe 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      well , play hitman u will learn !

    • @elizaldemission7634
      @elizaldemission7634 5 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      dig deeper than six feet then bury the body then 1-2feet below the ground put a dead dog then cover with soil. done.

    • @kbyebleha2978
      @kbyebleha2978 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      just to make sure it doesnt happen to you!

    • @davidbeppler3032
      @davidbeppler3032 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@elizaldemission7634 Using that advice will land you in prison. ;)

    • @jeremydupas
      @jeremydupas 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@elizaldemission7634 ... thanks

  • @WorldCupWillie
    @WorldCupWillie 2 ปีที่แล้ว +424

    My 75y old father had his Rolex stolen off his wrist in Spain.
    2 young guys pretending to be drunk came up and were over friendly. They were kinda play fighting. My dad moved away and was concerned with protecting the money and c cards in his pocket . But in the tussle the scumbags stole the watch from the other wrist.
    This all happened in less than 30 seconds

    • @oz_jones
      @oz_jones ปีที่แล้ว +34

      We were in Italy two decades ago. Pickpockets stole my fathers wallet from his back pocket while his hand was on it.

    • @WorldCupWillie
      @WorldCupWillie ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @@oz_jones yep, pickpocketing is an ancient art.

    • @JavaoftheLava
      @JavaoftheLava ปีที่แล้ว +3

      They earned it tbh

    • @Whosyourdaddy21
      @Whosyourdaddy21 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Moral of the story don’t wear a Rolex in Spain.

    • @x0xk0sx0x
      @x0xk0sx0x ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Whosyourdaddy21 I’m guessing you’re american?

  • @yvngdxg3677
    @yvngdxg3677 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1274

    "is that okay TH-cam?". TH-cam: "I must consult with the elder God's"

    • @Yordi.i.i
      @Yordi.i.i 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Yvng Dxg this comment it TOO good to only have 3 likes😂😂

    • @groover447
      @groover447 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lmao raider be like

    • @johndalton8839
      @johndalton8839 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@groover447 you mean raiden

    • @espncorey6802
      @espncorey6802 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      The algorithm is a fucking elder scroll

    • @InfernalBanana
      @InfernalBanana 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Can we all agree that TH-cam is more Shinnok than Raiden though?

  • @sira9111
    @sira9111 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5302

    Nobody:
    TH-cam recommendation: Yo! WaNna LeaRN HoW tO SteAl?

    • @ItachiUchiha-rw4ht
      @ItachiUchiha-rw4ht 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Lmao

    • @joshuasmith8767
      @joshuasmith8767 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Same

    • @thewatchmansson6472
      @thewatchmansson6472 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Hehehahahlololololol, oooh it's been a long day

    • @WheeledHamster
      @WheeledHamster 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Original joke you got there! It's used more than your mom!

    • @sira9111
      @sira9111 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@WheeledHamster thanks! I think you're just jealous because the unoriginal comment gets so much likes. You have a good one!

  • @lukeknight7444
    @lukeknight7444 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1524

    Brian: "You can't practice on yourself",
    James: "You actually can!"
    Jason:"You'll go blind"
    LMAOOOOOOOO

    • @liviudan3258
      @liviudan3258 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Luke Knight pls help I don’t get that...

    • @lukeknight7444
      @lukeknight7444 5 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      Liviu Dan you’ll understand when you’re older kiddo...

    • @wilson.adam.82
      @wilson.adam.82 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Reason #527 why Jason is better than Brian!

    • @kennyeven8555
      @kennyeven8555 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @@liviudan3258 its the cliche argument against maturation.. "dont play with yourself, you'll go blind"

    • @hallobre
      @hallobre 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Kenny Even or hair will grow on your palm,
      Or you’ll get pimples on your face

  • @jaromchristensen5866
    @jaromchristensen5866 5 ปีที่แล้ว +145

    I swear the longer those two hang out the more they end up acting like 5-year-olds with an endless supply of tools and dangerous objects. yet they never cease to capture my interest and make me laugh. Much love and respect to the modern rogue!

  • @ky1ebetts
    @ky1ebetts 4 ปีที่แล้ว +607

    Slow is smooth. Smooth is fast.

    • @mr.awesomeguybro7469
      @mr.awesomeguybro7469 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      This is a tip for making movie fight scene

    • @northgalaxy4228
      @northgalaxy4228 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      So slow=fast?

    • @controllex_
      @controllex_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@northgalaxy4228 normal speed??????

    • @_username
      @_username 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      th-cam.com/video/5JU7QsSJv1Q/w-d-xo.html

    • @brandonlarge649
      @brandonlarge649 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      We use this term in the Marine Corps aswell

  • @ivanstayner8818
    @ivanstayner8818 5 ปีที่แล้ว +88

    Never shake this mans hand. You might lose your ring, watch, phone, wallet, bank account info, house, wife and kids, all in one motion.

    • @grindeyyyyy
      @grindeyyyyy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I lost my virginity

    • @jatomeer9605
      @jatomeer9605 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@grindeyyyyy the special handshake!

    • @curseofremains1905
      @curseofremains1905 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Not the wife and kids too XD

  • @cjthaboss
    @cjthaboss 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3434

    next up: _planting fake evidence in peoples homes/pockets_

  • @KingTen91
    @KingTen91 5 ปีที่แล้ว +331

    "If I can distract you with my mouth, I can take way more time with my hands.."
    I like the way this guy thinks

    • @crystalcara02
      @crystalcara02 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      KingTen91 🤣😂🤣

    • @reubenshiflet
      @reubenshiflet 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@KingTen91 he deleted his comment so you should delete yours

    • @jeffwilliams4753
      @jeffwilliams4753 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      So does his girlfriend

  • @Cionaoith
    @Cionaoith 5 ปีที่แล้ว +616

    The best way to do this is to begin by introducing yourself. Say something like, "I am a legitimate bartender." Then, get their attention by saying something like, "I can do magic." Finally, utilize the art of distraction. A flashbang created from disposable lighter parts, followed by yelling "Go away, bad guys!"
    Never fails.

    • @xeddtech
      @xeddtech 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I heard this as a low undertoned cartman from south park

    • @alexramstetter
      @alexramstetter 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@xeddtech so, Ben Shapiro voice?

  • @jackt.3331
    @jackt.3331 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1293

    Am I the only one that came to the comments to find a time stamp for when he took the wallet?

    • @davidbeppler3032
      @davidbeppler3032 5 ปีที่แล้ว +119

      Nope, but their will not be one, as he did it off camera.

    • @elijahoettel1325
      @elijahoettel1325 5 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Dude I did the same thingggggg

    • @roflekak1272
      @roflekak1272 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      same XD

    • @zul
      @zul 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Same here.

    • @jackt.3331
      @jackt.3331 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Good news guys. There is a part 2 where they show and explain it 😎

  • @user-bt6nj5zi7q
    @user-bt6nj5zi7q 4 ปีที่แล้ว +157

    Note to self: When a magician approaches you and you have a watch on, just say that it's fragile

    • @shawndeen8187
      @shawndeen8187 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Get a cheap one and Watch them break it
      Ultimate hysteria

    • @zahktuthalxalyrion6364
      @zahktuthalxalyrion6364 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I think it's more or less if you're going to travel somewhere where you know it's a risk your watch will be taken, wear a $20 casio instead.

    • @Route765
      @Route765 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@zahktuthalxalyrion6364 an F91 should do the job

    • @Anidoesstuff
      @Anidoesstuff 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Tried it, lmk what yall think th-cam.com/video/3M12cKkymos/w-d-xo.html

    • @starbournehero771
      @starbournehero771 ปีที่แล้ว

      Velcro watch

  • @notomar1555
    @notomar1555 5 ปีที่แล้ว +776

    "If I can distract you with my mouth, i can do more things with my hands" his woman must be really happy lol

    • @Spud-tq6oy
      @Spud-tq6oy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      NOT Omar 😂

    • @xx_mysticwolf_xx1492
      @xx_mysticwolf_xx1492 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Until he steals her pink pearl...

    • @Shacharath
      @Shacharath 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I shouldn't see that comment

    • @squittnt5809
      @squittnt5809 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      "he's stolen my virginity"

    • @mackhomie6
      @mackhomie6 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      His woman?

  • @plzitzjustmahcheezits909
    @plzitzjustmahcheezits909 5 ปีที่แล้ว +744

    “I bought seventeen watches in the last three weeks”
    As a watch collector, I felt that

    • @JustinSerda
      @JustinSerda 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I feel your pain...as I look at these Damasko and Sinn watches...

    • @plzitzjustmahcheezits909
      @plzitzjustmahcheezits909 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@JustinSerda They're so so cheap and look so tempting...

    • @erenplayz6510
      @erenplayz6510 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Wait what

    • @sylvie_on
      @sylvie_on 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Plz Itz Just Mah Cheezits how many do you have? _Just interested ahahahahahahahaha nothing suspicious here!_

    • @52joker64
      @52joker64 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Tell me about it dude. Those Casios are so cheap I'll just buy one more. Or two. Or three.

  • @itsenzo3000
    @itsenzo3000 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1347

    Next episode : how to not pay taxes for 10 years without the government's notice

    • @Zayats_MW
      @Zayats_MW 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      I'd watch that

    • @BobBob-jg5xe
      @BobBob-jg5xe 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      File an LLC

    • @dominicjose3660
      @dominicjose3660 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      With special guest, Jimmy Carr!

    • @itsenzo3000
      @itsenzo3000 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@dominicjose3660 omg hahahahaha!

    • @CyranofromBergerac
      @CyranofromBergerac 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      You gotta distract them with the ring trick for 10 years straight.

  • @mr.steevieboii5343
    @mr.steevieboii5343 5 ปีที่แล้ว +179

    Society: we need to teach kids to avoid a life of crime.
    TH-cam: How to become a crime lord

  • @Salu_TV
    @Salu_TV 5 ปีที่แล้ว +742

    This guy put all his skill points in sneaking and pickpocketing

    • @user-ge5oe9oo2k
      @user-ge5oe9oo2k 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      probably sneak 0 pickpocket 100, guy seems a bit...out of shape

    • @bintangramadhiansyah1201
      @bintangramadhiansyah1201 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Speech 100

    • @hoang7850
      @hoang7850 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Noel speech 100 pickpocket 100

    • @jameswolf5513
      @jameswolf5513 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Tier Zoo reference ?

    • @mikeganto
      @mikeganto 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@jameswolf5513 no, skyrim.

  • @bushbeatinbeaver2032
    @bushbeatinbeaver2032 5 ปีที่แล้ว +142

    "you actually thought he'd taken the...oh...OH...."
    A professional magician speechless.

    • @sh0ck3r48
      @sh0ck3r48 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      was the part he took it actually in the video? i watched back twice and didnt see it

  • @AlexGorzen
    @AlexGorzen 5 ปีที่แล้ว +146

    Nice disclaimer! Thankfully 100% of the people who watch this would never steal anything!

    • @hoovdaddy0505
      @hoovdaddy0505 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Well, the people who would already know how. They have real world teachers.

    • @the1exnay
      @the1exnay 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      They're just trying to get around TH-cam being a killjoy. This channel is all about learning how to do things whether it's a good idea or not to do them (see their video on pruno)
      Obviously someone somewhere will take this video and use it to try to steal something, and i hope they're caught, but i don't think we should let those people prevent us from learning and enjoying

    • @vict4451
      @vict4451 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Never steal anything....anymore.

    • @daytonm6809
      @daytonm6809 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Except your girl

    • @blachbalahxjwy
      @blachbalahxjwy 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@daytonm6809 madlad

  • @olive7831
    @olive7831 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1045

    Epic magic trick:
    Do the full routine but don’t tell them you took their ring, their watch, their keys and their wallet.

    • @AnantMall
      @AnantMall 5 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      You've done too many free gigs :p

    • @JackSilver1410
      @JackSilver1410 5 ปีที่แล้ว +100

      @@Nerdycopia Very good, you get a gold star for the day.

    • @thomassummers249
      @thomassummers249 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Simon opdebeeck do you understand the concept of humour?

    • @southpark1you0
      @southpark1you0 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      and their wife and their car and their job

    • @REI2001x
      @REI2001x 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Simon opdebeeck get a load of this guy

  • @bardockssj708
    @bardockssj708 4 ปีที่แล้ว +239

    I love how at the end he distracts him by giving the wallet back to distract him from the fact that he put his watch in the back pocket

    • @buildtime78years9
      @buildtime78years9 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      even at the end of the video he still ain't wearing it

    • @homelessrob607
      @homelessrob607 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Absolutely got me 😂😂

    • @Kenlac92
      @Kenlac92 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      they never show him putting the watch in his pocket, youre assuming based of what you do see. he passes the wallet to his left hand to turn it and more easily put it in his pocket with his right. the watch is likely still hanging off his fingers of his left.

  • @dracolizard4636
    @dracolizard4636 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    11:43 that little “yeah man, that’s my job” got me

  • @zorionmclarrin7033
    @zorionmclarrin7033 5 ปีที่แล้ว +137

    Jason Murphy: "That ok with you TH-cam?"
    Me: sees the lack of ads. "Apparently not."

    • @thechosenbeastdoesgames956
      @thechosenbeastdoesgames956 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Zorion Mclarrin I see an ad

    • @bobjoe2228
      @bobjoe2228 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      TheChosenBeast DoesGames i think theres a required ad after 10 minutes

  • @connors575
    @connors575 5 ปีที่แล้ว +315

    “If I can distract you with my mouth, I can take way more time with my hands” 😏

    • @AxeAR
      @AxeAR 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      _That's what she said_

    • @wilson.adam.82
      @wilson.adam.82 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      I'm sure there is a lesson there somewhere

    • @woahitsnick4965
      @woahitsnick4965 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Title of your sextape

    • @johnsalazar9239
      @johnsalazar9239 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@woahitsnick4965 - Jake Peralta

    • @Known_as_The_Ghost
      @Known_as_The_Ghost 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Oooo... *( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)*

  • @iancampion6979
    @iancampion6979 5 ปีที่แล้ว +58

    At 9:30 when he says it doesn’t require any skill, the magician is probably thinking “am i a joke to you?”

    • @rhin0_
      @rhin0_ 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      he meant the person assisting with the trick didn't have to learn anything new they are just distracted doing a simple task

    • @maybeoptify
      @maybeoptify 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ryan Fisher thats not what he meant you dumbass

    • @maybeoptify
      @maybeoptify 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      look at his face lmao

  • @ernestbaltazar807
    @ernestbaltazar807 4 ปีที่แล้ว +559

    How to legally pickpocket:
    1: Pickpocket
    2: Walk right pass him and drop the thing you stole
    3: The guy will say "Hey! You dropped your wallet!"
    4: All legal-
    Actually dont do this-

    • @WistfuII
      @WistfuII 4 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      "Hey! You dropped your- That looks familiar.."

    • @poopyvideos3428
      @poopyvideos3428 4 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      3 (alternative): The guy will ‘steal’ your item that you stole

    • @helplessnarwhal3722
      @helplessnarwhal3722 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      That wouldn’t really work if the person had a unique wallet

    • @trvpgame7710
      @trvpgame7710 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@helplessnarwhal3722 Pretty sure the average person can discern their own wallet just by wear & tear, Color, or the brand. Only excuse would be a brand new one, Brain damage, or just plain old pure stupidity.

    • @blackpredator4637
      @blackpredator4637 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      no... where i live Australia it states fir any time... so if u 'give' it back its still theft

  • @____________4510
    @____________4510 4 ปีที่แล้ว +197

    4:13 "if i can distract you with my mouth, i can take more time with my hands."
    nice

    • @user-td7cy4eh8f
      @user-td7cy4eh8f 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      💀

    • @Kayden2valid
      @Kayden2valid 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Wow

    • @jrozmeira
      @jrozmeira 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      He also said this from one of the ep in scam nation, and I remember using this on tinder bio lol

    • @shreya...007
      @shreya...007 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Noice

    • @udntwnna
      @udntwnna 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      giggity

  • @zabrid5942
    @zabrid5942 5 ปีที่แล้ว +249

    Someone says “steal”
    TH-cam “DEMONETIZED”

  • @apexshinbi638
    @apexshinbi638 5 ปีที่แล้ว +593

    “Is that okay TH-cam?”
    TH-cam: “Uhhh, lemme check”

  • @superschizoscriptures
    @superschizoscriptures 5 ปีที่แล้ว +81

    the intro is absolutely amazing
    "is that okay with you youtube"

  • @skorza212
    @skorza212 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    The cleverest bit is that if they catch you, you can just claim it was part of a trick you were setting up. You can realistically argue that there was no intention to permanently deprive, so there’s no probable act of theft if caught

  • @shawnfoogle920
    @shawnfoogle920 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    why is it i see nothing from this channel ever. but i find it out on a random hour or more long shorts skirmish? Subbed lol

  • @benjaminguerrero8955
    @benjaminguerrero8955 5 ปีที่แล้ว +637

    "you can't practice on yourself"
    "yes you can, you'll go blind"

    • @Tunkkis
      @Tunkkis 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Ah, so that's what he said.

    • @AxeAR
      @AxeAR 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Tunkkis I couldn't hear it either

    • @captainnwalps6689
      @captainnwalps6689 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Oh I thought he said “yeah online”

    • @AlkaRez
      @AlkaRez 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Is it a play on the myth that if you masturbait you'll go blind? Therefore practicing on your self? If so, clever joke. If not, I over estimated the wit and played my self. And now I'm blind.

  • @puffcap_
    @puffcap_ 5 ปีที่แล้ว +141

    you know he wasnt lying, and jason really doesnt keep cash on him, cause he has a TRIFOLD

    • @nickkammer6832
      @nickkammer6832 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Knightworm I have one of those wallets that doesn’t fold the money the “long bi fold”

    • @sed8181
      @sed8181 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Those suck, a dollar bill is three times wider in those which makes it so fat in you pockets. You feel like you are walking around with atlantis in your pocket. The clip style sucks too, if you get change you have to stand there trying to fold and slip the bill into it while holding a receipt, coins and whatever you bought.

  • @nightshxdeNAM
    @nightshxdeNAM 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I learned so much. I just got three watches from three different strangers. THANKS!!!!!!!!

  • @thedragoonafilms2406
    @thedragoonafilms2406 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    You can tell how happy he gets when they praise him for his ability you can tell he loves doing this

  • @apexshinbi638
    @apexshinbi638 5 ปีที่แล้ว +60

    “ I should put this back,
    There’s not much to take”😭😭

  • @midnightmonroe2522
    @midnightmonroe2522 5 ปีที่แล้ว +294

    WHEN THE HELL DID HE TAKE JASONS WALLET

    • @Saenger-
      @Saenger- 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      What I'm tryna find out

    • @andrewrogers7
      @andrewrogers7 5 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      I believe it was during a different take/cut that they didn’t use possibly. He never gets close enough or obscures his hand to retrieve his Wallet. The only time he is close enough (from what I saw) was when he made contact with his watch during which case his arms never left frame.

    • @midnightmonroe2522
      @midnightmonroe2522 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@takataka2538 obviously not, they never lied so why start now

    • @takataka2538
      @takataka2538 5 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Watch the end of the second episode. They explain he asked for Jason's wallet to see it it would work before the were filming the episode. He then put the fake back in and Jason didn't think anything of it

    • @chrismelling577
      @chrismelling577 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      I looked and put it in slow mo howwww

  • @infrabread
    @infrabread 5 ปีที่แล้ว +77

    "I can do magic." - Brian Brushwood.

  • @chxckxrhxxd
    @chxckxrhxxd 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    "If I can distract you with my mouth, it gives me more time to work with my hands."

    • @s.k.9987
      @s.k.9987 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      "If I found you on the other side of me, I would have to use my middle finger because that's my next strongest finger on my hand"

  • @Gabitza379
    @Gabitza379 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    5:34 I love when people are so excited they stutter

  • @NtGism
    @NtGism 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    I got to admit, growing older you think you outgrow magic but damn isn't it a great feeling being completely taken aback by someone's skill. I think these kind of performers are great

  • @vac3060
    @vac3060 5 ปีที่แล้ว +89

    One step closer to the ultimate Skyrim experience.

    • @dadillen5902
      @dadillen5902 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      If I have skyrim experience can I get a rim jjob.

  • @TheAgentofEnigmas
    @TheAgentofEnigmas 5 ปีที่แล้ว +57

    No lie, I watched the episode twice to see if I could catch when the wallet switch happened. Still couldn't catch it. Going to have to wait for part 2. Which I hope is soon. (Looks intently at Modern Rogue)
    Lol but in all seriousness. This was a fantastic episode. And learning about pickpocketing and how/why it works is truly fascinating.

    • @xryptid
      @xryptid 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Same here! I've tried rewatching several times and have NO CLUE when it happened. Maybe pre-camera?

    • @feverdream2661
      @feverdream2661 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      They left out that part for some odd reason. “Im going to show you how someone would pickpocket you by not showing you how someone would pick pocket you”

    • @AfricanLionBat
      @AfricanLionBat ปีที่แล้ว +3

      ​@@xryptid you're kidding right? I thought it was pretty obvious they didn't show that part.

    • @Matt-wf7ry
      @Matt-wf7ry ปีที่แล้ว +5

      They didn't show it.

  • @Sp00kq
    @Sp00kq 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The ring trick starting near around 5:02
    Slow down the play back speed and watch carefully. There's a few frames that you can see the middle finger up, but there's one key frame where it's easy to tell there's 2 fingers

  • @saurabdhir7643
    @saurabdhir7643 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    one a magician tried that wristwatch thing on me unluckily for him I had a military strap and he tried so hard that the watch flew off the stage, it was pretty embarrassing for him and funny for us haha

  • @beezerboy4152
    @beezerboy4152 5 ปีที่แล้ว +61

    Next time: _”How To Get Away With Murder And All The Ways To Hide The Body”_

  • @jackcarnie6488
    @jackcarnie6488 5 ปีที่แล้ว +525

    Someone's got to give me a time stamp of when he steals the wallet

    • @LanIsOriginal
      @LanIsOriginal 5 ปีที่แล้ว +135

      exactly why im in the comments section

    • @robdallachiesa
      @robdallachiesa 5 ปีที่แล้ว +140

      I re-watched the whole thing and it doesn't seem like they included it in the edit.

    • @Tunkkis
      @Tunkkis 5 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      @@robdallachiesa That's just how good he is.

    • @robdallachiesa
      @robdallachiesa 5 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      I wish that would be awesome but I saw confirmation in later comments that it was in the patreon but not here.

    • @krishgup1208
      @krishgup1208 5 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      @@robdallachiesa so what your saying is over rewatched the video three times for no reason

  • @tdp2612
    @tdp2612 5 ปีที่แล้ว +139

    On this episode of 'Modern Rogue teaches you how exactly to commit a crime'

    • @995cool
      @995cool 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      shhh

    • @LukeDeGraff1
      @LukeDeGraff1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      That is every episode

    • @speedreader2660
      @speedreader2660 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      We're all modern rogues, so of course that's what we're learning.

    • @---cr8nw
      @---cr8nw 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Committing crime is the easiest thing in the world. You probably do it every day and don't even realize it.

  • @slushy7292
    @slushy7292 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    This is literally the TH-cam version of Adam and Jamie from mythbusters

  • @Rimuru-ray
    @Rimuru-ray ปีที่แล้ว +1

    4:36 iv never heard someone refer to that as self scan. And iv never heard someone refer to it like that at all. And thats very cool that you mentioned it.

  • @NochSoEinKaddiFan
    @NochSoEinKaddiFan 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I feel like in this video we have witnessed the first time of Jason asking permission to... do anything, really.
    That was an awesome episode though, really enjoyed it!

  • @dreadedenterprise51
    @dreadedenterprise51 5 ปีที่แล้ว +74

    Next episode: How to steal a nuclear submarine with Nuclear missles onboard

    • @raev3310
      @raev3310 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      next episode: how to find nuclear missile code

  • @ammaarliberty1769
    @ammaarliberty1769 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I always find this typa stuff fascinating
    Im on many watchlists cus of this channel and i love you two so much😂😂

  • @EALoArt
    @EALoArt ปีที่แล้ว

    I know this is an odd comment but I just have to say I love your description. It has all the information that I could want, in the order that I'd expect to see it. It's so nice to see, especially looking at the way the descriptions are written today, with no information at all except sometimes picking a random video game to tag it with, even if it has nothing to do with the video.

  • @zenithstudio6819
    @zenithstudio6819 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I love watching the gears in Jason's head turn as he checks for his wallet

  • @BreakingYTown
    @BreakingYTown 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    4:12 "if I can distract you with my mouth then I can take more time with my hands" said every guy to his partner

  • @jaminmitchell3654
    @jaminmitchell3654 5 ปีที่แล้ว +108

    Next episode: how to buy drugs on the black market

  • @shamonokayler9059
    @shamonokayler9059 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    "thank you for not hitting me,even though I almost stole the stuff that are essential for you"

  • @pandoratheclay
    @pandoratheclay 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    D&D rogue-ish archetype irl
    LockPickingLawyer:thieves tools
    James Harrison:slight of hand,dexterity and persuasion
    Modern rogue:expertise

  • @fafflerproductions
    @fafflerproductions ปีที่แล้ว +1

    See, this is how making shorts advertising your channel should be. I found this off of your short. The short was entertaining by itself and didn't feel like it NEEDED a conclusion, or more content. But it made me want to watch the video anyways. Non-intrusive, no "part 1" bs, just content

  • @jonnab9103
    @jonnab9103 5 ปีที่แล้ว +216

    Anyone else who went in the comments to see if someone found the moment he stole Jason's watch?

    • @Nicolas-lo8db
      @Nicolas-lo8db 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      I think it was cut while editing

    • @TheRealAlpha2
      @TheRealAlpha2 5 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      @@Nicolas-lo8db Yeah I rewatched like twice trying to find any moment where he could have taken the wallet and his hands were never near Jason, so it was either before they started filming or in one of the cuts. (Edit: the watch was demonstrated... unless you were distracted by Jason looking for his wallet)

    • @GodlessVoice
      @GodlessVoice 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      It's in patreon

    • @Kio_Kurashi
      @Kio_Kurashi 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      We saw the moment he stole the watch.

    • @ARatQuiRit
      @ARatQuiRit 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@Kio_Kurashi Probably meant wallet no ? ^^
      At least that's the question I have !

  • @coolbro_2963
    @coolbro_2963 5 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    Title: "How Pickpockets Steal Watches"
    Video: 13 minutes long.
    Me: Oh god.

    • @khajiit5556
      @khajiit5556 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      why

    • @onerat
      @onerat 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@khajiit5556 because it is easy as fuck.

  • @fredrikforthun603
    @fredrikforthun603 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Robber: Damn, I want to learn how to steal
    TH-cam: Hey, Wanna lurn how to steal a watch?

  • @kalin6149
    @kalin6149 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Best part about watching modern rogue, no youtube ads!

  • @stefanvasic7069
    @stefanvasic7069 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    That dude is amazing he got me in the clip, I didn't even notice him taking the watch from him so smooth

  • @bucket1442
    @bucket1442 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Modern Rogue:How to pickpocket watches.
    Also Modern Rogue: Privacy.com

  • @frenchyboy4804
    @frenchyboy4804 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    3:41 "Slow is smooth, smooth is fast".
    -my Dad every two seconds of my childhood

  • @Crisco557
    @Crisco557 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Brian and Jason: thank you, James, for coming on the show
    James: thanks bye
    Brian: Wait
    Brian: Where is the camera?

  • @payaso2729
    @payaso2729 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    see the eye movement in 11:11? he's not really trying to make him notice that his wallet was replaced. maybe because that's supposed to be his last trick, that's why when he noticed the other guy really is searching for his wallet he tried to distract him again, but the time he tries to say something distracting the other guys was already laughing.. too bad i wasn't able to watch his real plan on how smooth and cool he make himself after he says that his wallet was replaced

  • @jeremydupas
    @jeremydupas 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I saw a video like this when I was 14 or 15. I then started practicing and got somewhat decent at removing my own watch with one hand pretty quickly but never got the guts to try it on someone. I can't imagine the amount of time he must've spent in his art.

    • @Anidoesstuff
      @Anidoesstuff 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Tried it, lmk what yall think th-cam.com/video/3M12cKkymos/w-d-xo.html

  • @10_Bit
    @10_Bit 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    This really reminds me of that Apollo Robin's routine

  • @revolver265
    @revolver265 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    This is awesome, I love the "take your time" bit and running Brian through the "casing the target" bit and the genuine reaction with the wrong wallet...
    What isn't awesome is that I can't find a lighter fluid with a flash point low enough that I can set my wallet on fire - suggestions, Brandt the Editor?

  • @Lb.q2
    @Lb.q2 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    I literally just searched modern rogue, I was watching the tv hijack episode and got this notification

    • @Kio_Kurashi
      @Kio_Kurashi 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Welcome to the clan.

  • @codemanthe2nd343
    @codemanthe2nd343 ปีที่แล้ว

    "I know, this is" was perfectly delivered.

  • @wrailes2680
    @wrailes2680 5 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    all is saw was “how to pickpocket and steal watches”

  • @simoneleven338
    @simoneleven338 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    TH-cam was not okay with it xD
    Where the ad rolls at bruh

  • @drinkwater7632
    @drinkwater7632 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    "let me borrow your watch i want to see if its real"
    *runs*

  • @solarpowered7452
    @solarpowered7452 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    TH-cam: we are disabling comments for underage TH-cam accounts
    No one:
    Absolutely no one:
    No one in the galaxy:
    Also TH-cam: Recommends how to pickpocket someone’s watch right off there arm.

  • @Long-Horse
    @Long-Horse 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Watching these 3 talk to each other is like watching the scientists talk in Half Life.

  • @davidpowell4373
    @davidpowell4373 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Met this dude at a Starwars convention a few years back thanks Brian you earn every like!

  • @kalavi-knightlygaming
    @kalavi-knightlygaming 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    DnD players, Rouge's and other "shady characters": Intresting

  • @redmisread1660
    @redmisread1660 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Plot twist: FBI made this vid and every viewer is being watched at all times

  • @pirax5260
    @pirax5260 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I just found out these are the people from hacking the system... I loved that show when I was younger...

  • @DigiplayW8
    @DigiplayW8 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "You don't have to be fast, you just have to be smooth." reminds me of the quote/training style "Slow is smooth, smooth is fast."

  • @woverrinaq8893
    @woverrinaq8893 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Man i knew he was going for the watch the whole time during that ring magic trick session, but I was so caught up in the act I didn't even notice when he took it XD

  • @thenevtube918
    @thenevtube918 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Them: its so you can protect yourself
    Me: Suddenly has way to many watches that aren't mine

  • @HaveANiceDayLol.
    @HaveANiceDayLol. 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Instructions unclear, im currently serving a sentence

  • @turbo6266
    @turbo6266 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    "My name is The James Harrison and this is my Masterclass."

  • @soadrocker135
    @soadrocker135 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    the camera angles and the acting in this one are key lol

  • @縣
    @縣 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Thank you so so much! I am now the top shoplifter / pickpocketer in my town! Thanks so much, im also super rich now, and famous in the stealing league.