How to Annoy Harry Potter Characters

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  • I saw so many people making one of these, I couldn't resist. I gave it a shot, and I think it turned out okay. Thoughts?
    P.S.- I don't own Harry Potter. All the credit for writing this wonderful series goes to the fabulous J.K. Rowling.

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  • @jaycy7024
    @jaycy7024 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4239

    How to annoy Snape:
    - Do everything.
    - Don't do anything.

    • @SAMEYO78
      @SAMEYO78 4 ปีที่แล้ว +339

      Here's a shorter version:
      -Be Harry Potter

    • @omarsalem1219
      @omarsalem1219 4 ปีที่แล้ว +236

      How to annoy Snape: exist

    • @SAMEYO78
      @SAMEYO78 4 ปีที่แล้ว +185

      @@omarsalem1219 Don't turn to page 394

    • @ShamimKhan-gj8ug
      @ShamimKhan-gj8ug 4 ปีที่แล้ว +101

      @@SAMEYO78 insult his greasy hair or abnormally large nose or talk about how he failed to get a girl or say you saw a 21y ghost with red hair and green eyes

    • @SAMEYO78
      @SAMEYO78 4 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      @@ShamimKhan-gj8ug remind him constantly about Sirius Black escaping and him not having enough proof to confirm Harry had something to do with it

  • @pastapig8738
    @pastapig8738 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1769

    How to annoy Harry:
    Say in public: “HARRY POTTER IS GIVING OUT AUTOGRAPHS!!!”

    • @SAMEYO78
      @SAMEYO78 4 ปีที่แล้ว +74

      **spits out butterbeer** hE whAt?!

    • @catguy4996
      @catguy4996 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Signed Photos I think is what you mean

    • @badpiggies988
      @badpiggies988 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      Or constantly read off the scar Umbridge gave him on his left hand, "reminding" him every five minutes that he "must not tell lies".

    • @leviosa9273
      @leviosa9273 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      i feel attacked

    • @givemetea2230
      @givemetea2230 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@leviosa9273 luna was right when she said your not much of a threat without others

  • @HisRoyalMajestyKingofWeedshire
    @HisRoyalMajestyKingofWeedshire 3 ปีที่แล้ว +611

    How to annoy Sirius Black:
    Every time he walks into a room, say “Why so Sirius(serious)?”

  • @zoha.444
    @zoha.444 4 ปีที่แล้ว +292

    How to annoy Draco Malfoy:
    Make sure his father doesn't hear about this.

  • @ornellazocco4461
    @ornellazocco4461 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2021

    Another way to annoy Fred and George:
    *Tell them to be serious.*

    • @akari-exe-851
      @akari-exe-851 4 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      To be sirius you mean?

    • @akari-exe-851
      @akari-exe-851 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Jk ik what you mean. Duh.

    • @dracolvcivspotter-malfoyra1520
      @dracolvcivspotter-malfoyra1520 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Tell them to be Sirius

    • @ornellazocco4461
      @ornellazocco4461 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      @@dracolvcivspotter-malfoyra1520 yes how ridikkulus

    • @chaze2537
      @chaze2537 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@dracolvcivspotter-malfoyra1520 Watcha doin here Malfoy?

  • @joshuadesautels
    @joshuadesautels 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2361

    Ginny: Give her a diary as a Christmas present.

    • @catguy4996
      @catguy4996 3 ปีที่แล้ว +172

      Or tell her that Harry Potter and Cho Chang were meant to be

    • @bees.r.nice.
      @bees.r.nice. 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      :O ...

    • @kittycat6774
      @kittycat6774 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      OwO

    • @c3lxtia124
      @c3lxtia124 3 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      "AAAAAAA! MUM,GET IT AWAY,GET IT OUTSIDE,AAAAAAAAA!!!!!!"

    • @itsyaboyaveryy24
      @itsyaboyaveryy24 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      Make sure you enchant it to write I am Tom Riddle when she opens its

  • @cortanaisawesome5575
    @cortanaisawesome5575 3 ปีที่แล้ว +295

    Bellatrix: Tell her Voldemort thinks Narcissa is prettier than her.

    • @helenasv
      @helenasv 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      *snorts*

    • @realestbihever
      @realestbihever 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      My lord would never say that about me 🙄

    • @millsvoid_
      @millsvoid_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@realestbihever lol 😂😂

    • @itsprinci8665
      @itsprinci8665 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@realestbihever voldy moldy thinks narcissa is better that you
      Tries to sneeze

    • @alpha5664
      @alpha5664 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      To be fair Narcissa is

  • @helenasv
    @helenasv 3 ปีที่แล้ว +847

    How to annoy tonks: Hey there nymphadora
    A true potterhead knows that
    Edit: Wow, thanks for the likes. The most I have ever gotten is six so thanks.

  • @catguy4996
    @catguy4996 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2339

    Something which can annoy almost every Harry Potter character:
    *Be Dolores Jane Umbridge*

  • @jel_taime
    @jel_taime 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2611

    How to annoy Hermione:
    "The exams are cancelled!"

    • @nanalove3819
      @nanalove3819 4 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      In Hermione's defense, if you had studied during hours for this exam, you would be pretty anoyed if this is for nothing. And ermione probably study more than that.

    • @mazinsayeed2586
      @mazinsayeed2586 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Yes I studied very very hard the corona virus came out

    • @catguy4996
      @catguy4996 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Yeah I honestly don't get how cancelling exams qualifies as a school treat. Not to be a teacher's pet, but have they even thought about the 5th years? You know how important exams are for them!

    • @nanalove3819
      @nanalove3819 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@catguy4996 I never thought about it. But yes. They should have chosen another date. (But it's just the movie I think? In the books they have the exams ? I remember something about Neville who succeeds)

    • @Itr0si3
      @Itr0si3 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Orrr say a spell wrong in front of her or in class 🤷‍♀️

  • @arini.barara
    @arini.barara 3 ปีที่แล้ว +238

    How to annoy Ron: *Tell him Hermione wrote to Krum*

  • @smileyface8434
    @smileyface8434 3 ปีที่แล้ว +164

    How to annoy Snape:
    "No need to call me Sir, Proffesor."

    • @iminurwallspg13
      @iminurwallspg13 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Snape: you remember me telling you are doing nonverbal spells Potter?
      Harry: yes
      Snape: yes *sir*
      Harry: *tHeReS nO nEeD tO cAlL mE sIr PrOfEsSor*

    • @nandanasudhir8985
      @nandanasudhir8985 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@iminurwallspg13 tarararara tan tan tan tan tan tan snoop dogg snoop dogg

  • @tsukishimakei5055
    @tsukishimakei5055 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1647

    How to annoy Peeves:
    just tell him he wasn't good enough to be in the movies.

    • @dobbythehouself7601
      @dobbythehouself7601 3 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      Oh no
      Oh YES.

    • @lilybug1397
      @lilybug1397 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Or prank him a ton better then what he does.

    • @renknee
      @renknee 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      oh no

    • @elanabenedict6865
      @elanabenedict6865 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      No call the bloody baron on him

    • @Florie996
      @Florie996 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Hi I love your username tsukishima

  • @mintleaf8806
    @mintleaf8806 4 ปีที่แล้ว +814

    How to annoy Draco Malfoy:
    Jinx him and then say “No, your father won’t be hearing about this”

    • @popi3418
      @popi3418 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Haha oh yeah!

    • @dracolvcivspotter-malfoyra1520
      @dracolvcivspotter-malfoyra1520 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      * YEETS everyone out the window * “NEX TIYME DON STEAL MA COOKIEZ”

    • @mintleaf8806
      @mintleaf8806 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Lolol didn’t know Draco Malfoy likes cookies

    • @dracolvcivspotter-malfoyra1520
      @dracolvcivspotter-malfoyra1520 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Mint Leaf
      You don’t know a lot about me, sweetie

    • @mintleaf8806
      @mintleaf8806 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Draco Lucius Malfoy Never said so didn’t I but you never said the word cookies in your 6 years of Hogwarts

  • @claudette6211
    @claudette6211 4 ปีที่แล้ว +96

    How to annoy draco : Blonde hair, a hand me down personality. You must be a malfoy.

    • @theo-potter
      @theo-potter 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      How to annoy Harry: Black hair, glasses, and obsession with redheads, you must be a Potter

    • @deliaandreeamoraru150
      @deliaandreeamoraru150 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Or drye his hair like hermione

    • @RemusLupin.
      @RemusLupin. ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@theo-potter why is that true tho

    • @TheDomina
      @TheDomina ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Love this so much!

  • @dragondoodles3473
    @dragondoodles3473 4 ปีที่แล้ว +172

    How to annoy Professor McGonagall:
    Give her a bag of cat food
    Dump her into a lake
    “100 pOiNtS tO sLyThEriN!”
    Steal her hat

    • @littlemissfinch
      @littlemissfinch 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Tell her she is the equivalent of a babbling, bumbling, band of baboons

    • @satorii_2060
      @satorii_2060 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@littlemissfinch 🤣🤣

    • @soya.seungocado
      @soya.seungocado 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@littlemissfinch y e s

    • @soya.seungocado
      @soya.seungocado 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      n o i c e-

    • @lauraschoenborn3544
      @lauraschoenborn3544 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Say Slytherin won the quidditch cup for the seventh year in a row.

  • @xx_eclipse_xx3773
    @xx_eclipse_xx3773 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1464

    To annoy Colin Creevy: “Harry Potter isnt going to sign any autographs”

    • @imapanthersfan8191
      @imapanthersfan8191 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Why must you do this to him?

    • @xx_eclipse_xx3773
      @xx_eclipse_xx3773 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Not me,Harry might. Its just a guess of what can happen. 🤷🏼‍♀️

    • @hogwartsahistory2013
      @hogwartsahistory2013 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      did you know that colin had died in the battle of hogwarts

    • @xx_eclipse_xx3773
      @xx_eclipse_xx3773 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@hogwartsahistory2013
      Yes i read the books and i feel very bad honestly 🤧

    • @1172sri
      @1172sri 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I think I colin creevey wanted photographs of harry.but nigel wanted Harry's autograph

  • @adammehager5611
    @adammehager5611 5 ปีที่แล้ว +897

    Real way to annoy Hermione:
    Tell her it's not LeviOsa, it's LeviosAA

    • @mihneaplaysminecraft4719
      @mihneaplaysminecraft4719 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      YUP! I wanna do it so bad now.

    • @CrazyIshan69
      @CrazyIshan69 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      "Look, you shouldn't say 'Leviosaaa'. 'Leviosaaa' is wrong. That's why you should never say 'Leviosaaa'. If you say 'Leviosaaa' you will be unable to make the charm work. Remember what I just told about 'Leviosaaa'.

    • @inactive9550
      @inactive9550 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Ishan a.k.a Shall-I "if you're so good, you do it then! "

    • @CrazyIshan69
      @CrazyIshan69 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@inactive9550 Wingardium LeviOOsa!

    • @nimishajain1553
      @nimishajain1553 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      That's for Ron better

  • @keirataff3611
    @keirataff3611 3 ปีที่แล้ว +59

    Nearly headless Nick: Tell him that he can’t join the headless hunt

    • @aroopchatterjee8511
      @aroopchatterjee8511 วันที่ผ่านมา

      and then when he argues say "don't get ahead of your self"

  • @zoha.444
    @zoha.444 4 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    How to annoy Draco:
    Constantly remind him that it's his fault Saint pottaH became the youngest seeker of the century

  • @citrusboy7683
    @citrusboy7683 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1978

    How to annoy Voldemort:
    Say, “Hey can you smell that?”

    • @judgeofyeah
      @judgeofyeah 4 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      I laughed alot at this--

    • @laylashields4515
      @laylashields4515 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      At first didn't get it now I do
      Anyone who doesn't get it, its bc they are asking voldemort to smell something but he can't bc he has no nose 😂😂😂😂

    • @jamesscarbrough678
      @jamesscarbrough678 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Yea icr

    • @jamesscarbrough678
      @jamesscarbrough678 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Yea ikr

    • @TOM-eq6mp
      @TOM-eq6mp 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Voldormort still has nostrils idiots.

  • @kushagragupta9903
    @kushagragupta9903 5 ปีที่แล้ว +883

    How to annoy Harry:
    Shout out, "Hey, Potter's giving out signed photos!" when he comes in.

    • @shukahusk7090
      @shukahusk7090 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      *spits out drink*

    • @emmafrey2626
      @emmafrey2626 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      *SPITS OUT DRINK* THE WHAT!?!?

    • @sandylimon197
      @sandylimon197 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Lol

    • @emmafrey2626
      @emmafrey2626 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@sandylimon197 🤩👏🙌👏🙌👏🙌👏🙌👏🙌👏🙌👏🙌👏🙌👏🙌👏🙌👏🙌👏🙌👏🙌👏🙌👏🙌👏

    • @MapleNyte
      @MapleNyte 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Funny I'm currently re-reading the chamber of secrets

  • @sugarcandzplayz1876
    @sugarcandzplayz1876 3 ปีที่แล้ว +291

    To annoy Draco: Dye his hair red and then follow him around calling him a Weasley
    Me: he’ll probably push me off the stairs 😃👍

    • @lefatpogger7075
      @lefatpogger7075 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Why so happy

    • @djheird1212
      @djheird1212 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@lefatpogger7075 *Because we wanna die.*

    • @ginnyweasly1632
      @ginnyweasly1632 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Now, you would have to use a sleeping potion and then dye his hair

    • @sugarcandzplayz1876
      @sugarcandzplayz1876 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@ginnyweasly1632 oh hi Ginny and thanks

    • @lefatpogger7075
      @lefatpogger7075 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@ginnyweasly1632 yeah lol, but how to give the sleeping potion to him? i mean i dont think he'll pig out on cakes :/

  • @shannonogara2794
    @shannonogara2794 3 ปีที่แล้ว +78

    How to annoy voldy: "I GOT YOUR NOSEEEE"

  • @artsyroomdecorandmore3873
    @artsyroomdecorandmore3873 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2538

    How to annoy Voldy:
    Scream "IVE GOT YOUR NOSE"

    • @mahiii913
      @mahiii913 4 ปีที่แล้ว +80

      And then the last thing you'll ever hear will be *AVADA KEDAVRA*

    • @yutahkotomi5156
      @yutahkotomi5156 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Uncultured swine.
      The _proper_ thing to scream is "GOT YOUR CONK!"

    • @lionheart6601
      @lionheart6601 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I'd do that just to see what happens

    • @marieleahaladinavaldez478
      @marieleahaladinavaldez478 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      XD

    • @thebooknerd7914
      @thebooknerd7914 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Or you could do this.
      Person: The answer was right under your nose the whole time.
      Voldemort: but i don't have a nose
      Person: well was the answer ever there at all. *turns and walks away*

  • @sasakikun9748
    @sasakikun9748 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1647

    How to annoy Draco:
    -Every time he comes into a room, shriek and yell “EEK A FERRET”
    -“Blonde hair and an obnoxiously arrogant face. You must be a Malfoy”
    -Steal all his green apples
    -Tell him “I think I can tell the wrong sort for myself, thanks” everytime he says you’re doing something wrong
    -Call him Meowlfoy
    -Steal his catchfrases
    -“Your father will hear about this”
    -Call his blonde hair fake
    -Always talk about Potter around him
    -Tell him that he’s acting like a girl with a crush
    -“iF i diDnT kNow bEtteR, drAcO, id SAy yoU WeRe scaRed”
    -Every time he gets even the smallest injury, yell “OH MY GOD HE’S GOING TO DIE, HIS ARM IS SHATTERED”
    -Be Harry Potter
    That’s all I have :3

  • @kenzie9867
    @kenzie9867 3 ปีที่แล้ว +55

    me taking notes for when is shift: “dye ✍️ his ✍️ hair ✍️ red ✍️ then ✍️ call ✍️ him ✍️ a ✍️ weasley ✍️”

  • @TheErinandTeeyaShow
    @TheErinandTeeyaShow 3 ปีที่แล้ว +236

    I would’ve thought t would be-
    Harry: ask him to got Horcruxs hunting
    Ron: remind him of his relationship with Lavender Brown every hour
    Hermione: tell her Ron’s stuffing his face again & has been for like the past hour-or that Ron’s still bitter about Viktor
    Dumbledore: tell him Grindelwald says Hi
    Voldemort: say that his mum sends her love
    Snape: say, “you never had a chance with Lily Snivelous Snape” & run like hell
    Sirius: make fun of his other marauders nickname “snuffles”
    Lupin: make howling noises as if your a wolf baying to the full moon
    Bellatrix: remind her that her love is one sided & that he hugged her nephew but not her
    Lucius: call him a blood traitor
    Draco: remind him every hour that Harry saved his life & he owes him
    Ginny: tell her she’s Harry’s mom reincarnated
    Fred & George: talk nonstop about how Percy is better at everything
    Tonks: call her Nyphadora
    Mad eye Moody: put him in the same room as Karkaroff, Sirius, & the a Weasley twins & let things just happen
    Shacklebolt: n/a-don’t know character well enough to do one
    Nearly headless nick: relentlessly as him if he’s actually William Shakespeare
    Peeves: threaten to report him to the bloody Barron
    Neville: relentlessly tell him he should’ve been the chose one instead of Harry
    Luna Lovegood: ignore her despite what she has to say being helpful cause you’re in a rush
    Professor McGonagall: mess with her name (Mcgoogle, Mcghoul, Mcgoo, etc.) or call her Minnie & say the marauders have returned to Hogwarts as ghosts.

    • @AnelleOakewood
      @AnelleOakewood 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      I will totally use these... when I have a death wish

    • @anushkaauddy2126
      @anushkaauddy2126 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Read books Hermoine cried when Snape called her know it all and she will cry about Calling her know it all

    • @littlemissfinch
      @littlemissfinch 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Telling Neville he should’ve been the chosen one would just make him feel proud

    • @simply-dee1042
      @simply-dee1042 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      i read all of that its quiet funny

    • @jenniflower6569
      @jenniflower6569 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      "The Marauders Have Returned To Hogwarts As Ghosts"
      McGoogle: *they ask you how you are but you have to say that you're fine, but you're not really fine, and you just can't get into it cause they will never understand-*

  • @Jtvids-vg8kw
    @Jtvids-vg8kw 4 ปีที่แล้ว +378

    For Voldemort just show him a picture of a nose and say to him
    "Jealous ;"

    • @HisBatwoman
      @HisBatwoman 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      lmao

    • @Blipy
      @Blipy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      jfkjfkjfkfjfkjfkfjfkjfk lmaoooo. Although you might as well show him a picture with your death wish on it.

    • @imapomegranate9955
      @imapomegranate9955 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Then you hear him yell:"AVADA KADAVRA"

    • @littlemissfinch
      @littlemissfinch 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@imapomegranate9955 no, you hear him yell, “IWANNABANANA”

    • @imapomegranate9955
      @imapomegranate9955 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@littlemissfinch VANILLA BANANA*

  • @michaelgleghorn9779
    @michaelgleghorn9779 5 ปีที่แล้ว +561

    Voldemort: give him hair shampoo, a suntan bed, and a book on nose jokes.

    • @bloopassport289
      @bloopassport289 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Michael Gleghorn just say ‘got your nose- oh wait where’s it gone? Oh wait, you don’t have one

    • @yurigacha-san1367
      @yurigacha-san1367 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Oh, and a book about all the times he succeeded in killing Harry Potter (for real). It contains an astonishing 394 pages filled with the words "Never, so stop being NOSY and reading this thing" over and over!

    • @grimmtroupemaster8849
      @grimmtroupemaster8849 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      That was realy nosy 😎👉🏻👉🏻

    • @shogunn2106
      @shogunn2106 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏

    • @CrazyIshan69
      @CrazyIshan69 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      🤣🤣🤣

  • @souljagrl.com222
    @souljagrl.com222 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    to ginny: "how are you and your bestie Tom riddle?"

  • @unicorngirl5832
    @unicorngirl5832 4 ปีที่แล้ว +856

    How to annoy Bellatrix: say that Voldemort no longer requires her services
    How to annoy Tonks: call her nymphadora
    How to annoy voldemort: say that you got him a present and give it to him and the present is a plastic Halloween nose

    • @johnbarcomb400
      @johnbarcomb400 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Fasion D.I.Y I would give him a fake mask that looks like Harry and then I would Disapparate from him to the real Harry and beg him to protect me from Voldemort

    • @icantthinkofagoodname9289
      @icantthinkofagoodname9289 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Ya the the tonks one bothered me its like whoever made this video didnt watch the movie lol

    • @aishashaikh1888
      @aishashaikh1888 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@johnbarcomb400 omg lol I don't know why I am laughing on this.

    • @johnbarcomb400
      @johnbarcomb400 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Aisha Shaikh It’s called dark humor 😜

    • @aidengoosemorey3499
      @aidengoosemorey3499 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Give him a clown nose

  • @marinasanchez9744
    @marinasanchez9744 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2875

    Voldemort: Call him Tom (Only my book friends will understand...)

    • @ayyazkhan1917
      @ayyazkhan1917 7 ปีที่แล้ว +107

      Marina Sanchez he will kill you man (I have read all the books...even fucking cursed child and it was horrible)

    • @petofiarkwright3236
      @petofiarkwright3236 7 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      Marina Sanchez I didn't read the books but I still get it I guess XD

    • @vponce12
      @vponce12 7 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      +Ayyaz khan Are you saying The Cursed child is horrible or Harry Potter in general (I hope neither)

    • @EmmaFunChannel
      @EmmaFunChannel 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      lmao I get it

    • @swiftkaiser5274
      @swiftkaiser5274 7 ปีที่แล้ว +78

      Tom Marvolo Riddle Was Voldermort's original name, Voldemort is his nickname and he was named Tom after his Muggle father and Marvolo after his Muggle grandfather. Naturally Voldemort hated muggle's and he was disgusted by his name so He game himself the name Voldemore because Tom Marvolo Riddle becomes "I am Lord Voldemort" And he hoped one day all wizards would fear the name VOldemort :)

  • @lilcreeper2635
    @lilcreeper2635 3 ปีที่แล้ว +130

    Hermione: call her hermy
    Ron: call him a ginger
    Harry: call him scarhead
    Goyle: put something in his drink to make it taste bad and watch as he spits it out when he drinks it, then call him “gargoyle”
    Voldemort: call him Thomas the train

    • @yourlocalrainwing1358
      @yourlocalrainwing1358 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Lmao😂

    • @littlemissfinch
      @littlemissfinch 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      How to annoy Harry and Ron: run around yelling “GO S.P.E.W.” repeatedly

    • @simply-dee1042
      @simply-dee1042 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      call her hermy own (only a true fan would get that)

    • @ginnyweasly1632
      @ginnyweasly1632 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Moody: what they said in the video

    • @anastasiakaminski5939
      @anastasiakaminski5939 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Thomas the train. Just yes. Annoy draco by telling him go find his wand when he finds it dye his hair really quick while he was looking at something and the call him a weasley

  • @madhumantidey33
    @madhumantidey33 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    How to annoy Snape:
    Yell "TWENTY POINTS TO GRYFFINDOR!!!!!" whenever you are near him.

  • @jamesscarbrough678
    @jamesscarbrough678 4 ปีที่แล้ว +721

    How to annoy Draco: dye his hair in his sleep and than say, “Red hair, hand-me-down robes, you must be a Weasley!”and just watch his face

  • @dogethebootifuldog3121
    @dogethebootifuldog3121 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2724

    How to annoy ginny:
    "Girls can't play quidditch"
    And watch as she sends you to the hospital wing

    • @ooooo2680
      @ooooo2680 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Damn..

    • @catguy4996
      @catguy4996 4 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      Unfortunately some people are still making sexist comments like that. Some people think girls can't play computer games for example
      Edit: Wow this reply section got toxic real quick!

    • @swakish1
      @swakish1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      You are now my BFF

    • @ralexcraft990
      @ralexcraft990 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      tell her "harry didn't like your valentine much did he?"

    • @natalielloyd4326
      @natalielloyd4326 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Phoenix McDaniels yea

  • @yazminpearce1238
    @yazminpearce1238 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    me: remember lavender brown-
    hermione: that daft dimbo?

  • @blinkonce9839
    @blinkonce9839 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    How to annoy Hermione: BE LAVENDER

  • @worrydodo
    @worrydodo 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4553

    The title should be renamed how to get killed by wizards and witches

  • @arsenmystic
    @arsenmystic 4 ปีที่แล้ว +676

    Actually, you can annoy Ron by saying: “It’s leviOsa, not leviosA!”, or annoy Hermione by screaming “leviosA” at her face 😂

    • @yourlocaldemon2195
      @yourlocaldemon2195 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      LMaO true true

    • @Some_Random_Guy22
      @Some_Random_Guy22 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      OMG SOO TRUE🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @prishjosh9303
      @prishjosh9303 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      LeViOsA with ur nose😂🤦🏻‍♀️

    • @badpiggies988
      @badpiggies988 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @Renee Park STOOOOOOOOP!

    • @toolazytochangecringeprofile
      @toolazytochangecringeprofile 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      leviosAAAAAAAA

  • @Blipy
    @Blipy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +86

    How to annoy Draco:
    Send him fanfictions about Hermione anonymously.

  • @adrijasarkar4113
    @adrijasarkar4113 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    How to annoy Sirius Black : tell him that his hair looks like Snape's

  • @Fleta_Maughner
    @Fleta_Maughner 4 ปีที่แล้ว +718

    1919: there will flying car in the future
    2019: bunch of people wanted to get killed by Harry Potter's characters

    • @kookiesandmilk1018
      @kookiesandmilk1018 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I'm screaming 😂🤣😂

    • @georgedorer6072
      @georgedorer6072 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      2013

    • @dracolvcivspotter-malfoyra1520
      @dracolvcivspotter-malfoyra1520 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      But there is a flying car

    • @aishashaikh1888
      @aishashaikh1888 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Umm... What do you mean? Sorry to say I didn't understand cause if...maybe... Your grammar?

    • @kookiesandmilk1018
      @kookiesandmilk1018 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@aishashaikh1888 she meant is 1919 people said in the future their will be flying cars but instead in 2020 their are people who are trying to trigger Harry Potter characters and get killed by them.

  • @thementallifeyo
    @thementallifeyo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +967

    How to annoy Tonks :
    Call her Nymphadora

  • @alex_gacha2871
    @alex_gacha2871 4 ปีที่แล้ว +71

    How annoy Ron more:
    Eat all of his food

  • @Blipy
    @Blipy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    How to annoy Delphi:
    Keep calling her The Pigeon.

  • @seth8426
    @seth8426 4 ปีที่แล้ว +312

    Another way is that Voldemort is annoyed by Hermione
    Voldemort : AVADA KE-
    Hermione : STOP STOP! You’re going to take someone’s eye out!

    • @seth8426
      @seth8426 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      BDub_30 yikes-

    • @jerryli4128
      @jerryli4128 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Avada! Hermione no! No! Ur saying it wrong!

    • @rebeccathegachatuber3040
      @rebeccathegachatuber3040 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Voldemort:Girl- I’m trying to murder you- Why do you care-

    • @chaze2537
      @chaze2537 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I just invented this scene so:
      Hermione: stop stop! You're going to take someone's eye out. And besides, you're saying it wrong. Its avAda kedavra, not aVada kedavra.
      Voldy:dies twice.
      Harry: hermioneeeeeeeee, that was my job! Why do I exist now??

    • @dracolvcivspotter-malfoyra1520
      @dracolvcivspotter-malfoyra1520 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      And NO ONE’S gonna help her? A society we live in

  • @slideintothoseagustdms8746
    @slideintothoseagustdms8746 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2643

    Another how to annoy Draco: call him ferret boy

    • @trangfamilytexasusa8771
      @trangfamilytexasusa8771 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      XD from book 4 Btw I’m using my mom’s TH-cam

    • @syednazir55
      @syednazir55 5 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      Or there is another way to annoy Lucius Malfoy, by calling him Lucy😂🤣

    • @pandadraws3177
      @pandadraws3177 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      yes

    • @huiwunzart7111
      @huiwunzart7111 5 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Twitchy little ferret aren’t you, malfoy?

    • @dulapeep8959
      @dulapeep8959 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Ayyee armyy

  • @harryjamespotter6512
    @harryjamespotter6512 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    How to annoy Voldemort: Buy him a shampoo

    • @ginnyweasly1632
      @ginnyweasly1632 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Or buy Snape shampoo and say, “This is why Lily didn’t choose you because your hair is so greasy

    • @harryjamespotter6512
      @harryjamespotter6512 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@ginnyweasly1632 Don't let Snape hear you or he's gonna have both of us in detention...

    • @Nyabot-mh2zi
      @Nyabot-mh2zi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@ginnyweasly1632 THAT ISNT ANNOYING HIM THATS SENDING YOURSELF TO THE HOSPITAL WING

  • @xxamelialilaxx4797
    @xxamelialilaxx4797 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    How to annoy draco:
    My mother will hear abouth this!
    Red apples
    Potter instead of pottah

  • @FantasticBeasts2024
    @FantasticBeasts2024 6 ปีที่แล้ว +511

    Tonks - Call her Nymphadora!

    • @ArthurTRead
      @ArthurTRead 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      omf definitely 😂

    • @jimmymanopo4480
      @jimmymanopo4480 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Yes i wanna say that too

    • @moony_6769
      @moony_6769 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Fantastic Beasts Crimes of Grindelwald ya duhhhh

    • @funnymonke5892
      @funnymonke5892 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Don't call me nymphadora

    • @jay01342
      @jay01342 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Don’t... CALL me Nymphadora!

  • @gwendolynrice4271
    @gwendolynrice4271 4 ปีที่แล้ว +798

    Ron: Give him a pet spider for his Birthday or Christmas
    Edit: a lot of people say it wil scare him not annoy him, i'm talking about giving it every year. So it will get annoying.

    • @kaboomgaming4255
      @kaboomgaming4255 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      that would just terrify him, not annoy him.

    • @LunaLovegood-rp2df
      @LunaLovegood-rp2df 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      KaboomGaming 42 that is very true! I agree

    • @gwendolynrice4271
      @gwendolynrice4271 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@kaboomgaming4255 it would also annoy him.

    • @orinkeren
      @orinkeren 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      wear spiderman costume

    • @slylilroxyfoxy8841
      @slylilroxyfoxy8841 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      That's just mean :c

  • @maheabhuiyan3698
    @maheabhuiyan3698 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    A way to annoy me-
    "HOGWARTS IS NOT REAL"

    • @zivadinozzo5719
      @zivadinozzo5719 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Amen! #GryffindorPride4LifeAndEver

    • @siaLiegh
      @siaLiegh 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      My bro says that just to annoy me. And I freaKinG hate it. Harry Potter is my past, my present and my future

    • @zivadinozzo5719
      @zivadinozzo5719 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@siaLiegh Amen!

    • @mihirroy8862
      @mihirroy8862 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@siaLiegh Always

    • @just_a_otaku6714
      @just_a_otaku6714 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      It is a way how to get mudered by me

  • @krishnasingh1820
    @krishnasingh1820 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Imagine crookshanks and minerva having a cat conversation yeow !😳

  • @andybutch3622
    @andybutch3622 8 ปีที่แล้ว +223

    I would annoy hermione by telling her she is the second smartest person in her class

    • @princesscantiga7853
      @princesscantiga7853 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      PERFECT!

    • @jbpotter7568
      @jbpotter7568 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Andy Butch YESSS😂😂😂

    • @alissaye8826
      @alissaye8826 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      hahaha

    • @isaak2868
      @isaak2868 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Andy Butch To make her more annoyed, tell her Draco is more intelligent. That would really piss her off.

    • @marinasanchez9744
      @marinasanchez9744 7 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Ooooo, or play the movie scene where "Won-Won" and Lavender snogg. :)))

  • @kalagosstudios8738
    @kalagosstudios8738 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1390

    fred and george's one was just sad.
    fred will never grow old with george

    • @dennorcuteness7773
      @dennorcuteness7773 5 ปีที่แล้ว +115

      @Kalagos studios I was looking for a fred and george comment and finally found it. The only time they saw each other grow old was in Goblet of Fire when they tried to cross the age line. I will forever be saddened by Fred's death. To me it was personally the worst...

    • @xxxmintypetalsxxx3596
      @xxxmintypetalsxxx3596 5 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      rip Fred T~T

    • @dontcallmenymphadora5572
      @dontcallmenymphadora5572 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      I know...

    • @aaaaa4945
      @aaaaa4945 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      c r i e s

    • @prongs9201
      @prongs9201 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      we don't speak of his death........

  • @luciditymarch__
    @luciditymarch__ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    How to annoy Bellatrix: Tell her Voldemort is actually in love with me and that he asked me to marry him and have his children 😂😂

  • @spaghettiappletaterghost1009
    @spaghettiappletaterghost1009 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    1:50. That actually hurt.
    THEY NEVER GOT TO SEE EACH OTHER GROW OLD COZ FRED’S DEAD. THAT WAS THE ONLY GLIMPSE THEY HAD OF EACH OTHER OLD.

  • @kimkpopcornboo4654
    @kimkpopcornboo4654 4 ปีที่แล้ว +558

    Another way to annoy Hermione:
    " BOOKS ARE FRICKIN' USELESS "
    Another way to annoy Snape:
    ⚡Be HaRrY pOtTeR⚡

    • @catguy4996
      @catguy4996 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Actually for annoying Snape, being James Potter would work better. He literally hated *everything* about James

    • @ralexcraft990
      @ralexcraft990 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      or serious or lupin or any of the marauders

    • @econicodonuts4171
      @econicodonuts4171 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      its leviOsa not leviosAaAaAh

    • @econicodonuts4171
      @econicodonuts4171 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Rip sirius, he was one of my favorites

    • @annajazmin6370
      @annajazmin6370 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      No! Harry never annoyed him! (Or I think so) Because Snape did everything to protect him! James Potter would be good. I don't like him either. He was mean to Snape.

  • @catelynncai4598
    @catelynncai4598 8 ปีที่แล้ว +387

    lol
    How to annoy snape: Be harry Potter

    • @catelynncai4598
      @catelynncai4598 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      *****
      Hahahaha, Lol

    • @shadowdancemelody4273
      @shadowdancemelody4273 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Books101 if you soor the DETHLY HALOWS THEN YOUD KNOW THAT THE LILY ONE WAS NOT ENYING he loved her so your a littel sheepdog

    • @catelynncai4598
      @catelynncai4598 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      *****
      i think she meant: if you saw the deathly hallows then you would know that the lily one (joke) was not lying. He loved her so you r a little sheepdog

    • @catelynncai4598
      @catelynncai4598 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      *****
      NP

    • @laney9917
      @laney9917 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      xD ikr

  • @kidcrownisntlays
    @kidcrownisntlays 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    How to annoy Hermione:
    Say "You got 99% on your test."

  • @lunaluvdoja
    @lunaluvdoja 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    how to annoy hermione:
    *Lebiosa! Laviosa! Levuisa!*
    Hermione: -3-

  • @isabella_w
    @isabella_w 5 ปีที่แล้ว +271

    How to annoy Hermione: When shes saying a spell say "You're saying it wrong."

  • @federicadimauro4841
    @federicadimauro4841 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1998

    how to annoy tonks: call her Nymphadora! simple

    • @nymphadora2307
      @nymphadora2307 8 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      WHAT DID YOU CALL ME!! I TOLD EVERYONE NOT TO CALL ME THAT

    • @isaak2868
      @isaak2868 8 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      +Nymphadora Tonks Dora, Calm down.

    • @misanthrope541
      @misanthrope541 8 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Did she still call herself Tonks after becoming Mrs. Lupin?

    • @reesep9095
      @reesep9095 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Thank u

    • @misanthrope541
      @misanthrope541 8 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Remus Lupin
      Did she still call herself Tonks after becoming Mrs. Lupin?

  • @gachabunnybear2237
    @gachabunnybear2237 4 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    How to annoy Draco:
    Shout “Go Drarry”
    Or:
    Harry Potter doesn’t love you anymore
    Depends if you like Drarry

    • @alomation3559
      @alomation3559 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@x_x5770 I like hinny and Dransy. That's all

    • @RyuInazuma
      @RyuInazuma 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@x_x5770 -_- Yeah yeah whatever you are just gonna ignore he is with Ginny you high iq-ed person

    • @aquarius_p3599
      @aquarius_p3599 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@RyuInazuma tf bruh that makes zero sense. We can ship whatever we want, tsk. Go back to your gacha life pls, you're ruining our mood. :) I hope you know what headcanons are because sweetie...YOU CAN'T BE IN A FANDOM IF YOU DON'T. Literally every single fandom has that, get over it. Plus, 50% of the time, canon ships suck. JKR did a really bad job with the ships, not that I expected better from a terf. smh, what you ship doesn't have to do with your iq.

    • @shubhangigapchup7833
      @shubhangigapchup7833 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I love Romione,Dransy and Hinny

    • @satorii_2060
      @satorii_2060 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@RyuInazuma You have no idea how hard I facepalmed to this reply.

  • @milicajovanovic1659
    @milicajovanovic1659 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    draco: tell him that red apples are better than green apples and just tell him that his mother will hear about that🍎

  • @sab3rofficial
    @sab3rofficial 6 ปีที่แล้ว +959

    A way to annoy draco is to constantly ask him whether his father heard about it.... ; )

    • @desireearaujo435
      @desireearaujo435 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Yes that is amazing I want that to happen lol😁😂

    • @AlcoholHasAProblemWithMe
      @AlcoholHasAProblemWithMe 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Do In know you from Discord?!

    • @synflwr
      @synflwr 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Call him Ferret Boy and jinx hom so he can only eat ferret food :dab:

    • @MiaFrogs
      @MiaFrogs 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      700th like

    • @hsuthirikun6606
      @hsuthirikun6606 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      SAB3R I still wished that Draco and Hermonie should of have ended up together in and Emma(Hermonie) and Tom(Draco) should of ended up together in real life too

  • @clonemc7827
    @clonemc7827 7 ปีที่แล้ว +595

    When I went to summer camp. A bunch of kids called me Draco Malfoy (I have SUPER blond hair) I turned to them and said (and I quote) "MY FATHER WILL HERE ABOUT THIS!!" (They burst out laughing...and so did I)

  • @connordeviantmode3097
    @connordeviantmode3097 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    How to annoy Umbridge: Told her that she is a toad

    • @delphi_lasagna
      @delphi_lasagna 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Nah tell her Harry still exists

    • @ginnyweasly1632
      @ginnyweasly1632 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Tell that Voldemort is back

    • @connordeviantmode3097
      @connordeviantmode3097 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@ginnyweasly1632 Or change the cat pictures that are in her office into all dogs

  • @aquadraws5833
    @aquadraws5833 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Snape: give him a picture of lily and james’s wedding

    • @anushkaauddy2126
      @anushkaauddy2126 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      How to make Snape sad: Look like Lily potter and be Lily

  • @asterius7517
    @asterius7517 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1442

    One doesn't simply take voldemort to a plastic surgeon

    • @ShamimKhan-gj8ug
      @ShamimKhan-gj8ug 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      One must simple play for your nose with him

    • @dergn_fire5877
      @dergn_fire5877 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Dragon Gamer and one does not simply make jokes about Fred and gorge being old! It's just sad.....

    • @darken_gacha
      @darken_gacha 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      One must simply have a war to take Voldemort to a plastic surgeon

    • @napoleoncomplex2712
      @napoleoncomplex2712 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Oh to be a fly on the wall during that conversation...

    • @sophiavincent7785
      @sophiavincent7785 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Dragon Gamer they take him to a plastic healer!

  • @despacena5212
    @despacena5212 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3682

    How to annoy Snape: Be Harry Potter.

    • @keiramollica2966
      @keiramollica2966 8 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      lmao

    • @TaylorSwiftsBestFriend
      @TaylorSwiftsBestFriend 8 ปีที่แล้ว +117

      Be James potter and kiss lily Evans

    • @Linguineo
      @Linguineo 8 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      Myrtle: someone's about to throw the book at you

    • @ash.has.ashy.elbows
      @ash.has.ashy.elbows 8 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      Nah Harry and I are friends now. Not Ron and I, mind you.

    • @ash.has.ashy.elbows
      @ash.has.ashy.elbows 8 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      +A JD
      Yep I'm dead. I'm also a portrait in the headmaster's office in Hogwarts :)

  • @iloveginny738
    @iloveginny738 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    How you suppose to annoy Tonks is simple: call her Nymphadora

  • @zoha.444
    @zoha.444 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    If you want to annoy Voldemort
    Ask him why he's so nosy?

  • @lauren_7918
    @lauren_7918 4 ปีที่แล้ว +126

    How to annoy tonks:
    Go up to her and say “hey Nymphadora!”

  • @cyberpigion1334
    @cyberpigion1334 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1126

    How to annoy voldemort:
    Play I got your nose with him

    • @gracenewsom4694
      @gracenewsom4694 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      That actually happened in a video once, and it got on his nerves so bad. So yep, that one works!

    • @AshleyRicketts2011
      @AshleyRicketts2011 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @pepeismydad5871
      @pepeismydad5871 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      magikarp the splasher honestly YOUR DA BEST

    • @nikixcasaxrijn9962
      @nikixcasaxrijn9962 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @officialcringe-3724
      @officialcringe-3724 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      magikarp the splasher YASS XDDDDDD

  • @starymalfoypottah2477
    @starymalfoypottah2477 4 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    How To Annoy Draco:
    Give All His Apples To Ron And Say Either “Your Father Will NOT Hear About This” Or Say “Do You Need Saint Pottah To Help You, Malfoy?”
    Draco Is The Best Character In Harry Potter

  • @dreamlandbattle
    @dreamlandbattle 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Another way to annoy Voldemort:
    Got your nose-
    Oh waait! Someone already took it!

  • @ash.has.ashy.elbows
    @ash.has.ashy.elbows 8 ปีที่แล้ว +280

    You will not succeed in making me wear Longbottom's clothes.

  • @megaabsolangelgamer3996
    @megaabsolangelgamer3996 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3337

    How to annoy Snape: "James Potter was the greatest wizard to ever live."

    • @rangefx9706
      @rangefx9706 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Best comment ever T w T

    • @rachelschutte3064
      @rachelschutte3064 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      True UwU

    • @Al-Cheese
      @Al-Cheese 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Good one 😂😂😂

    • @gracehasfallen7048
      @gracehasfallen7048 4 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      Or say “Lily never loved you”
      But that is sooo cruel however the Lupin one is to so I guess nothings out of bounds

    • @orinkeren
      @orinkeren 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      just give him shampoo.

  • @njcg3658
    @njcg3658 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    How to annoy Ron version 2:
    Say, hey aren’t you that guys how was friends with Potter for a bit?

  • @ravenclawmione188
    @ravenclawmione188 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    DO NOT FALL ASLEEP WHEN I HELP YOU WITH YOUR STUDIES!

  • @b3sties107
    @b3sties107 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2646

    How to annoy Hermione:
    Say spew instead of s.p.e.w
    (if you read the books you'll understand)

    • @multifandommassacre2159
      @multifandommassacre2159 5 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      Yassssssss SPEW RIP Dobby

    • @graceliu8346
      @graceliu8346 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      YASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

    • @Raghad-hc7nn
      @Raghad-hc7nn 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      B3sties levii-au-saa not leviosaaaaa

    • @inf0133
      @inf0133 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Looool

    • @hannam3170
      @hannam3170 5 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      When I’m reading I actually say spew in my head... it’s just easier

  • @AphoticGoblin
    @AphoticGoblin 5 ปีที่แล้ว +485

    Annoying Draco will make sure
    *HIS FATHER WILL HEAR ABOUT IT*

    • @CuddleWolf
      @CuddleWolf 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Book friend!👭

    • @ashtonwasfound
      @ashtonwasfound 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Then ask him the very next day if his Father heard about it

    • @wic4984
      @wic4984 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Yess

    • @legrandliseurtri7495
      @legrandliseurtri7495 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      "I'll tell mother"

  • @lexileviosa9129
    @lexileviosa9129 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    How to annoy Draco: point a finger behind him and yell "ahhhhhh a hippogriff!" Every 2 minutes.
    How to annoy Hermione: tell her the library is closing forever. And that Ron secretly loved Lavender.
    How to annoy Dobby: say " The Malfoys send their love.

    • @jayaprakashbachar3442
      @jayaprakashbachar3442 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I don't think dobby would be annoyed by that....

    • @lexileviosa9129
      @lexileviosa9129 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@jayaprakashbachar3442 well...haha yeah probably not. But Voldy would be annoyed if you told him to blow his nose😂

    • @jayaprakashbachar3442
      @jayaprakashbachar3442 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@lexileviosa9129 Yes and AVADA KEDAVRA is the last spell you will hear.....

    • @lexileviosa9129
      @lexileviosa9129 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@jayaprakashbachar3442 ahhhh!

  • @fluffyxpigs2006
    @fluffyxpigs2006 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I need to know this incase some day i randomly come across harry potter characters

  • @thesupertwins1292
    @thesupertwins1292 7 ปีที่แล้ว +196

    How to annoy Umbridge: Say that your a dog person

    • @AnnikaLeigh
      @AnnikaLeigh 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      That is awesome. #UBRIDGEHATESQUAD

    • @kami4309
      @kami4309 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      nope just do a quick
      *hem hem* during a lesson

    • @chochang6153
      @chochang6153 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      No just remind her how Dumbledore rejected her(for avpm fans)

    • @bec4084
      @bec4084 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      TheSuperTwins True, you can also tell her that the Ministry sucks.

    • @insertusername4047
      @insertusername4047 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      TheSuperTwins lol

  • @beigefig
    @beigefig 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1692

    Voldemort:
    Mothers day is coming up. What are you getting..Oh sorry dude!
    Harry:
    Nah its cool. Hey, maybe you should get your mom this perfume. Here smell it. Oh wait!

    • @christinesitu7821
      @christinesitu7821 5 ปีที่แล้ว +82

      That is the most beautiful thing I’ve heard

    • @CookieDoesDragons
      @CookieDoesDragons 5 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      LOL😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @ravensucks
      @ravensucks 5 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      but hes also offending himself because he also didn't have a mother.

    • @Maria-rk5iz
      @Maria-rk5iz 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@ravensucks lmao

    • @Maria-rk5iz
      @Maria-rk5iz 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Haha

  • @funwithmia7961
    @funwithmia7961 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Snape:
    Use his own spells against him
    Harry:stand where dumbleeeedore stood

  • @zoha.444
    @zoha.444 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    How to annoy Draco:
    Give Scorpius a ferret as a present and ask him to throw it in the air and say
    'Ayyyyyy ohh it's name is Draco'

  • @allecramtdimhcs1938
    @allecramtdimhcs1938 7 ปีที่แล้ว +426

    "Dobby sends his love, sir."
    "Tell Dobby I blow him a kiss. A *DEMENTOR'S* kiss."

  • @Red_Star005
    @Red_Star005 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    How to annoy Harry:
    -“Where ya parents at?”
    - talk ab Draco all the time
    - *gets sick* “do I need to call your mom for you?”
    - steal his wand
    - steal his glasses
    - “go shave”

    • @nandanasudhir8985
      @nandanasudhir8985 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Hey....Dont say the 3rd one to him....He might feel sad.....No offense :(

  • @gldenx_.6683
    @gldenx_.6683 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Ron: eat all his food
    Hermione: change all her grades to lower ones
    House elf: Dangle a piece of clothing in front of them and don’t give it to them

  • @pastaslut
    @pastaslut 4 ปีที่แล้ว +387

    me: literally watches one Harry Potter video
    youtube: “YOUR LETTER HAS ARRIVED! AN EXCITING ADVENTURE IS ABOUT TO BEGIN”

  • @awesomepop4865
    @awesomepop4865 8 ปีที่แล้ว +134

    How to annoy Harry Potter: be Colin

  • @sanjanasakhare2188
    @sanjanasakhare2188 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    0:44 we can also make voldy angry by talking about his 👃 nose

  • @anushkaauddy2126
    @anushkaauddy2126 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    How to ANNOY Bellatrix: Tell her the Dark lord said he trusts Snape more then her

  • @jaydeehyde7835
    @jaydeehyde7835 4 ปีที่แล้ว +196

    How to annoy nearly headless nick:
    - “...So no head?”

  • @deviloushdemon12
    @deviloushdemon12 9 ปีที่แล้ว +165

    how to annoy snape: anything