The Lies You Tell Yourself When Your Heart's Been Broken | EP 299 | ShxtsnGigs Podcast

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  • @mari_qveeni
    @mari_qveeni ปีที่แล้ว +1877

    Everytime y'all refer to yourselves as daddy gets me every damn time 😭😂😂

    • @jordanearl5826
      @jordanearl5826 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      You gotta love a daddy 😂😂

    • @LordSkella
      @LordSkella ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Never fails to crack me up and shiver me Timbers

    • @kayserunye
      @kayserunye ปีที่แล้ว +3

      😂😂😂kills me

    • @rowenatwesigye6609
      @rowenatwesigye6609 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      It’s ALWAYS James!!! So casually 😂😂😂

    • @Meme-kt3se
      @Meme-kt3se ปีที่แล้ว +5

      IM SOLID!!!!

  • @fudge2967
    @fudge2967 ปีที่แล้ว +5272

    My little sister (7 years old) walks into my room while the ep is playing. She takes a quick look at the screen and says "That's Drake and Da Baby" the way I HOLLERED 😂

    • @Bwinters005
      @Bwinters005 ปีที่แล้ว +297

      This is the best comment ever 😂😂

    • @berylwheaten9385
      @berylwheaten9385 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @EL0c1n
      @EL0c1n ปีที่แล้ว +71

      Naaahhhhh!! 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @entropy3615
      @entropy3615 ปีที่แล้ว +211

      Da baby!? Lmao that's so disrespectful😂 Drake I get tho🤣

    • @sunraye1
      @sunraye1 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      😂😂🤣🤣🤣

  • @Lisakhanya__
    @Lisakhanya__ ปีที่แล้ว +1548

    James casually says some of the most unhinged things 😭😭😭

    • @denisegill1549
      @denisegill1549 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      Especially when he forgets to take his meds 😂😂😂😂😅😅😅

    • @littleninj0r
      @littleninj0r ปีที่แล้ว +12

      CASUALLYYYY

    • @flickmydeans
      @flickmydeans ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@denisegill1549? ADHD?

  • @chantellem6457
    @chantellem6457 ปีที่แล้ว +521

    "He didn't ghost me, he probably just got arrested" 😭🤣

    • @rowenatwesigye6609
      @rowenatwesigye6609 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      A delusional Bae 😂😂😂

    • @Jandine-pe2hv
      @Jandine-pe2hv ปีที่แล้ว +4

      But fr this use to be my X lol

    • @ms.trinaq.2612
      @ms.trinaq.2612 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      ​@@Jandine-pe2hvyea..been there 😂
      That MAY NOT BE a lie in some cases..

    • @enigmasolver7779
      @enigmasolver7779 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@ms.trinaq.2612for sho😂

  • @yvettembele3570
    @yvettembele3570 ปีที่แล้ว +2143

    James has LIVED. That man has a full life under the belt. The way he's got stories for days?? How he relates to the most unhinged of tales? He has lived 😂

    • @jinxbabyy1982
      @jinxbabyy1982 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    • @Phushprada1
      @Phushprada1 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      Oh yeah!! He has some miles in him!!!

    • @rowenatwesigye6609
      @rowenatwesigye6609 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      He really has! 😂 How does he have a story for almost every scenario? 🤦🏾‍♀️😂😂😂

    • @samuelp2733
      @samuelp2733 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Man needs a movie

    • @Noloyiso_M
      @Noloyiso_M ปีที่แล้ว +17

      He just walked into 30 too, how is this even possible?😂😂

  • @aliciaw3347
    @aliciaw3347 ปีที่แล้ว +290

    So, the phrase that was said "...wife on a girlfriends salary.." basically means she was giving her time and affection to him too much without more of a commitment.
    GREAT EPISODE! I laughed from start to finish! 😂😂😂

  • @DonnieKillmonger
    @DonnieKillmonger ปีที่แล้ว +3754

    “Men don’t cry, until I remembered that Jesus wept” is a bar 🤣🔥

    • @carlcastor9864
      @carlcastor9864 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      FACTS 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @tariromatt3104
      @tariromatt3104 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      That one killed me 😂

    • @junglekxngtalksanime
      @junglekxngtalksanime ปีที่แล้ว +46

      That was BRILLIANT man😭🤣

    • @beckyban5867
      @beckyban5867 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      ​@@carlcastor9864😊😊

    • @lisad2528
      @lisad2528 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      I literally paused to come look for your comment 😂😂😂sent meee lol

  • @lenaBesos
    @lenaBesos ปีที่แล้ว +173

    I want more sex and teasing advice from Fuhad and James 😂

    • @bee-chan4114
      @bee-chan4114 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      RIGHT! I am taking notes like I need an A+ in their class 😂

  • @JS-fw1gz
    @JS-fw1gz ปีที่แล้ว +541

    “Obviously I finished I’m only a man” 😂 I screamed lol

    • @Alwaysjenniferjones
      @Alwaysjenniferjones ปีที่แล้ว +8

      HOLLEEEEEERED😅😂😂😂😂

    • @xsquizitchic
      @xsquizitchic 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      Took me out ok 🤣😂

  • @darkchocolate2864
    @darkchocolate2864 ปีที่แล้ว +278

    James’s mother was diabolical. Boiled potatoes ,eggs, tuna and salad is a criminal offense 😩

    • @evangeline8935
      @evangeline8935 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Listen!! As a child of an Irish mammy I know all about the cold salad dinners during summer-,including the eggs and shredded ham (love it not gonna lie,) 😂 but have never experienced the tuna thank christ! 🤣😅

    • @1karley
      @1karley ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Damn he came for his mum

    • @lesley5380
      @lesley5380 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      That was probably an early Delia Smith recipe 😁

    • @amyhatch3761
      @amyhatch3761 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      My mum loved a good Delia recipe 😅 I remember looking through Delia Smith’s “how to cook” when I was like 13 trying to work out how to make scrambled eggs

    • @hoa5262
      @hoa5262 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      what he doesn't understand is that it's not too hot to eat those foods, it's too hot to COOK them! try standing in the kitchen cooking bolognese sauce for three hours on a hot ass stove while it's sweltering outside, nah fam. he should be glad his mam even boiled them potatoes in that heat instead of serving just the salad lol

  • @shazz286
    @shazz286 ปีที่แล้ว +1210

    Fuhad saying sparkling water tastes like a bunch of zeroes and ones took me out😂😂😂

    • @moimeself1088
      @moimeself1088 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      I felt soooo attacked! 🤣🤣🤣

    • @mishatshiakatumba4796
      @mishatshiakatumba4796 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Non-binary 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @shazz286
      @shazz286 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      @mishatshiakatumba4796 he also said static which is such a specific taste because I really understand

    • @jessicarichter6436
      @jessicarichter6436 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@shazz286 he’s right too just nothing but static 🥴😂

    • @jessc91213
      @jessc91213 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      ​@@moimeself1088same. I love sparkling water 🥹

  • @luthomdingi6693
    @luthomdingi6693 ปีที่แล้ว +192

    The way James describes his mom's cooking, it's like she hated him. And to be fair, getting fed rabbit food as a child is also craaaaazy 🥲🤕🤧

    • @evangeline8935
      @evangeline8935 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Nah its an Irish mammy thing 😅 but in my mother's defence the potato was mashed with salt, pepper and garlic and served warm 🤣🤣

  • @nixsta
    @nixsta ปีที่แล้ว +276

    "I know he's looking up at the sun, wondering if I'm looking at it at the same time'
    Who tf looking at the sun

  • @justpassingthrough7437
    @justpassingthrough7437 ปีที่แล้ว +177

    The way James said "Ellis!" when Ellis told him to try overnight oats🤣

  • @mrsbee4230
    @mrsbee4230 ปีที่แล้ว +572

    “Men don’t cry until I remembered that Jesus wept”
    I screamed 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @LordSandro19
      @LordSandro19 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      That SENT ME!!! 😂

    • @Alwaysjenniferjones
      @Alwaysjenniferjones ปีที่แล้ว

      Hollered out loud FAM!!!

    • @MossoFit
      @MossoFit 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      😂😂😂😂

    • @morency11236
      @morency11236 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      😂😂😂

  • @SparkySparks33
    @SparkySparks33 ปีที่แล้ว +88

    My sister cooks like James’ mom… I gotta save my nephew 🏃🏾‍♀️

    • @uniquemosdef
      @uniquemosdef ปีที่แล้ว +3

      😂😂😂😂😂

  • @allaallan9304
    @allaallan9304 ปีที่แล้ว +255

    Today is my best friends memorial and this podcast is the only thing that’ll cheer me up. I appreciate you guys so much 💙🙏🏾. You guys need to know you help sooooo many people that are in dark spaces 💙🙏🏾. Keep it up.

    • @damianoabbina9967
      @damianoabbina9967 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Sorry for your loss bruv 🙏

    • @tiromoloko6485
      @tiromoloko6485 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Condolences Fam…🤍🤍

    • @Mskaytee
      @Mskaytee ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Much luv and light family 🙏🏽🫶🏽

    • @rowenatwesigye6609
      @rowenatwesigye6609 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      It’s all about finding light where you can when you can. So sorry for your loss 💙

    • @stephifeoma
      @stephifeoma ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ​@@rowenatwesigye6609second that ❤

  • @renem2169
    @renem2169 ปีที่แล้ว +103

    That bite noise Fuhad made was CLEAN and CLEAR🤣🤣

  • @servingcant
    @servingcant ปีที่แล้ว +285

    “Try having an Irish mom…” oh so it’s not just a stereotype 😭😭😭💀

    • @RomeoLover2
      @RomeoLover2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Right when i got to this comment he said it. It sweetened me 😂

  • @cereallover19
    @cereallover19 ปีที่แล้ว +103

    James’s mom is catching strays this episode 😅😂

  • @destineewoods1749
    @destineewoods1749 ปีที่แล้ว +166

    When James said "I've had your yams before" that sus meter should've went up one😂😂

    • @Carpathianpixie
      @Carpathianpixie ปีที่แล้ว +5

      That's exactly what I said! My eyes flew to the top of the screen only to be disappointed! 😂

    • @destineewoods1749
      @destineewoods1749 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Carpathianpixie I did the same thing!🤣

    • @jermillionairetj1741
      @jermillionairetj1741 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      They have a sus meter ?! That would make this show so funny cuz James be saying the funniest shit

    • @destineewoods1749
      @destineewoods1749 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@jermillionairetj1741 they do! Lol and they be missing stuff!🤣

    • @selihomhenos5270
      @selihomhenos5270 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      PAUSE😂

  • @83gemm
    @83gemm ปีที่แล้ว +56

    “He’s worse off than me, because I still get to have me in my life.”
    That’s my optimism meter going overboard when I’m heartbroken, but two minutes later, I’m like, “Bitch, YOU don’t even like you!”

  • @kaarlina4258
    @kaarlina4258 ปีที่แล้ว +217

    That look James gave Fuhad when he said “So don’t tell me what kind of yams I had!” 💀😂😂😂

    • @SoBashfulSoChi
      @SoBashfulSoChi ปีที่แล้ว +7

      when James got shady and said, “I’ve had YOUR yam” i just knew it was about to be a fight on SNG” 😂😂

  • @sparklet4530
    @sparklet4530 ปีที่แล้ว +101

    As a Jamaican I felt personally attacked twice😢😂

    • @ALLFLATNOTES
      @ALLFLATNOTES ปีที่แล้ว +19

      I might unsubscribe after that Ackee comment. That is crazy

    • @shyone8386
      @shyone8386 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      ​@@ALLFLATNOTESlike the wray one true, it's an acquired taste but the ackee one was too far

    • @doriginalsoca_addict
      @doriginalsoca_addict ปีที่แล้ว +3

      🫂from 🇹🇹

    • @bajan_dw
      @bajan_dw ปีที่แล้ว +7

      🫂 from 🇧🇧 . I absolutely love ackee and salt fish!

    • @sparklet4530
      @sparklet4530 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@bajan_dw same

  • @asimwesamantha1976
    @asimwesamantha1976 ปีที่แล้ว +175

    These two make Mondays so much better😂😂

  • @Chibeybey
    @Chibeybey ปีที่แล้ว +83

    “I hated him as a human” has me ROLLING in my office 😂

  • @wenonamatthews807
    @wenonamatthews807 ปีที่แล้ว +62

    Is rem back, cause I've had my paper and pen for top 5 answers for weeks now. Come on... trivia is my guilty pleasure 🤩🤩👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾

    • @Prosper927
      @Prosper927 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      😹😹👌🏿

  • @MadameZabini
    @MadameZabini ปีที่แล้ว +292

    Y’all probably won’t see this, but I’m a Black woman who wants to thank you for bringing your Black man joy to us on the internet and doing right by the culture. More life and success and abundance to the whole clique & crew ❤

    • @user-et2ng1qb2m
      @user-et2ng1qb2m ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Can you find your black woman self-respect and dignity now that you've gotten that off your chest? Just enjoy their content without caping for their blackness because black men, and particularly black men like these ones, don't and won't be singling out and caping for black women... Unless they're pandering to their target audience. And nor should they. Don't know when black women missed the PSA but stop the loud and proud one-sided race loyalty, thanks. You're embarrassing the collective by worshipping men who don't hold the same delusions that you do.

    • @MaxineShaw_84
      @MaxineShaw_84 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      💯👏🏿 Refreshing and necessary.

    • @damaramcelrath-fatherree9732
      @damaramcelrath-fatherree9732 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I am a Black American woman, and I can kinda feel the woman with the two men. 2002 I did the dumbest thing, because I f-ed my 1st husband. He was and is a cheater, but DAMN!!!! His d is a thing of sexual addictions. So, if he hadn't royally screwed up by me with trying to blackmail me directly after my mother's death, favorite aunt's death, and on the same day while I laid in the hospital. Looking at the screen of our 4 babies still within me. Trying to not die too, because this is not the first time I have lost. I think I wouldn't have ever toss his number and ALL.

    • @pmccray551
      @pmccray551 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      💯

    • @angelbyrd09
      @angelbyrd09 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      I agree. I love this podcast lol

  • @kikimarriott8707
    @kikimarriott8707 ปีที่แล้ว +60

    When you're heart broken other people's joy just hits different 💔 😂

  • @domgee6014
    @domgee6014 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    Nah listen James is describing my whole mixed race existance. As soon as that picture of cold boiled potatoes, tuna and cold HAM came up I SCREEEMMMEDDD 💔 🤣

  • @nonye9502
    @nonye9502 ปีที่แล้ว +79

    Cancel me idc but sparkling water over ice with lemon squeezed in 10/10

    • @jashinsdisciple8512
      @jashinsdisciple8512 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Sparkling water in general 10/10 wym "cancel"

    • @nonye9502
      @nonye9502 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@jashinsdisciple8512 some uneducated taste buds may think it’s nasty

    • @atomickitten4648
      @atomickitten4648 ปีที่แล้ว

      100% was thinking about how nice it is but I use lemon than sparkling water❤

    • @InfinityTornado
      @InfinityTornado ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@nonye9502just have water dunno why people adding extra shit

    • @MrMeMyselfandI
      @MrMeMyselfandI ปีที่แล้ว +5

      You like lemon and S-water… have you heard of lemonade??

  • @mschaieme
    @mschaieme ปีที่แล้ว +47

    Checked into the heartbreak hotel and it's been one of the worst couple of weeks. This made me laugh.

    • @83gemm
      @83gemm ปีที่แล้ว

      Ugh, I’m so sorry. I hope it doesn’t last long. Nothing to do but feel it and wait it out.
      Got people to talk to?

    • @alexpress5375
      @alexpress5375 ปีที่แล้ว

      Try checking in for over a year 😢🤦

    • @chiziyarawoka3413
      @chiziyarawoka3413 ปีที่แล้ว

      You’ll be alright

  • @lifewithntokozo
    @lifewithntokozo ปีที่แล้ว +62

    Where’s Rem?! Is he okay? Does he need us? 😭

  • @mahroutabesh
    @mahroutabesh ปีที่แล้ว +35

    Thanks for that sexualizing day insight dudes 👌🏻 that was a golden 🔑 key😅

  • @habesha6859
    @habesha6859 ปีที่แล้ว +53

    I wonder if theres ever been an episode where james hasnt gone "MMMHHHHM" in the mic 😂

  • @nuku9475
    @nuku9475 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    Nahh, I’m with Ellis on this one.
    Overnight Oats? *Banging*

    • @amonactually
      @amonactually ปีที่แล้ว +5

      with fruit like bananas and berries and yogurt?? SLAPS

  • @tracypeebles9362
    @tracypeebles9362 ปีที่แล้ว +53

    James has a story for every situation 😂😂

  • @biancasnc
    @biancasnc ปีที่แล้ว +65

    when james laughs so hard i feel like his esophagus is about to burst out of his mouth😂 his laugh makes everything 1000000% funnier

  • @Laurenjoinsyoutube
    @Laurenjoinsyoutube ปีที่แล้ว +33

    I love how y’all say “Ima just recap” and then just read it all over haha 😂

  • @lacuna_matata_9261
    @lacuna_matata_9261 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    Haha I love the never doing wife duties on a girlfriend’s salary basically if your partner treating you like a gf don’t go above and beyond until they start treating you like a wife 👌 you want that shit you gotta upgrade your partner package to the platinum wife package 😂

  • @donnamccutchen1460
    @donnamccutchen1460 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    😂😂😂James you should've put that potatoe in the microwave and added alot of butter salt pepper and cheese 😂😂😂 I would've been starving too if my mom served me that ... glad I've been cooking since I was 8

  • @Heyyitsalli
    @Heyyitsalli ปีที่แล้ว +80

    The sus counter is giving me life 😂 also I’m convinced people are just pretending to enjoy cold pizza, cause that’s just disgusting 🙄

    • @thewavyprince5691
      @thewavyprince5691 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Bro cold pizza is amazing it just hits different.

    • @Heyyitsalli
      @Heyyitsalli ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@thewavyprince5691 blink twice if someone’s holding you captive 👀

    • @stevendalloesingh
      @stevendalloesingh ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@Heyyitsallipinapple and bbq chicken pizza can be eaten cold. Nothing else.😂

    • @Trombonegoddess86
      @Trombonegoddess86 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      My kids love cold pizza. I chalk it up to being kids and not knowing any better 😂

  • @nessaaopp
    @nessaaopp ปีที่แล้ว +27

    nobody:
    James: DADDY🤣🤣

  • @juliec8308
    @juliec8308 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    So anyone else think the person James isnt accepting that 50bags over is girl that broke Fuhads heart and left him in shambles ?

  • @mahroutabesh
    @mahroutabesh ปีที่แล้ว +16

    If Ellis looks even 10% as hot as his voice… I’m down bro 😂

    • @user-et2ng1qb2m
      @user-et2ng1qb2m ปีที่แล้ว

      Girl 😳😳! Ellis sounds hot and his vibe is 👌🏾👌🏾

    • @aesinam
      @aesinam ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Now you can see him

    • @mahroutabesh
      @mahroutabesh ปีที่แล้ว

      @@aesinam well down 😀

  • @moniquestoute6650
    @moniquestoute6650 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    DADDY!! It’s Monday , I need James to write a book on his life experience, cause just wow 😮 soooooo many stories 😂

  • @jashinsdisciple8512
    @jashinsdisciple8512 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    Fam, when im heartbroken I cry for 5 minutes and spend the next week plotting their demise

    • @dejamanuel4404
      @dejamanuel4404 ปีที่แล้ว

      😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @rebekah1278
      @rebekah1278 ปีที่แล้ว

      😂😂😂😂😂😮😮

  • @omolemotshipamba4649
    @omolemotshipamba4649 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    Our boy Fuhad is looking clean clean

  • @lisaloki5337
    @lisaloki5337 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    Omg finally finishing this episode. James i had no idea your mom was irish. The boiled potato story killed me. Just cemeted how black people think about yt people cooking. 😂😂😂

  • @Biggmeech
    @Biggmeech ปีที่แล้ว +45

    As a mom i can attest that motherhood is the worst hood to be in. I hate it here 🥲

    • @esmeraldafriedman5267
      @esmeraldafriedman5267 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      It’s ghetto.

    • @yasirah3608
      @yasirah3608 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Lol facts 😒

    • @amberjohnson9880
      @amberjohnson9880 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      As someone who has no kids, I appreciate this honesty. I know you love your babies though.

    • @moniquebrooks6378
      @moniquebrooks6378 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I literally laughed out loud 😂

    • @geoniqueneale79
      @geoniqueneale79 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      We need a support group for Moms

  • @blackrandom7087
    @blackrandom7087 ปีที่แล้ว +56

    Yessss another hour of pure euphoria 🎉

  • @akirahusbands2505
    @akirahusbands2505 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    Sparkling water tastes like static 😂😂😂😂😂😂 I agree with Fuhad on this!

    • @beewest5704
      @beewest5704 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Can't swallow it its like my body just refuses.

    • @moimeself1088
      @moimeself1088 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      You both wrong, then. 🤷🏾‍♀️

  • @marissaarmstrong5285
    @marissaarmstrong5285 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    I remember at my last job my lunch break was an hour long (mind you I’m a mother don’t get much free time at home) so my lunch break is my quiet time but my coworkers loved talking about their kids I wanted to cry lmao LIKE NO no NO I don’t care about your child I want my quiet time don’t speak PLEASE 😂

  • @jinxbabyy1982
    @jinxbabyy1982 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    U.K Slang is everything to me. Bruva!!!! love it.

  • @ArtofKy
    @ArtofKy ปีที่แล้ว +55

    Fuhad in this teal shirt 🫦 He is giving Daddy vibez 😊

  • @kimmyg2125
    @kimmyg2125 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    As a Jamaican, ackee and saltfish with roast breadfruit is the best!!!!!

    • @lesley5380
      @lesley5380 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I haven't has roasted breadfruit for time.
      That was something my dad would make for me.

    • @kimmyg2125
      @kimmyg2125 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@lesley5380 it's the best!!

  • @jackoenyegue
    @jackoenyegue ปีที่แล้ว +25

    Everything these guys say is a perfectly accurate depiction of people behaviour!!! And James saying Daddy… man sends me everytime 😂😂😂

  • @user-bd3bx4rh1q
    @user-bd3bx4rh1q ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Ackee is delicious with salt fish and green banana.
    No one likes to exercise. We just love the look afterwards!
    This episode was hilarious! James talking about his mother’s cooking was so funny.

  • @janellecharles3324
    @janellecharles3324 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    James telling Fuhad he spat😂

    • @lattiloor7333
      @lattiloor7333 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lol like bruh sees everything

  • @kayserunye
    @kayserunye ปีที่แล้ว +26

    😂😂😂😂 James saying daddy will never not end me

  • @ziggythehero
    @ziggythehero ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Fuhad looks strong af

  • @moimeself1088
    @moimeself1088 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Guys, wifely duties on gf salary means she was doing things that are deemed married ppl things ... like cooking, laundry, sex, just all the domestics... including putting up with his bs. So she was acting like a wife without wife benefits.

  • @rhondacampbell4703
    @rhondacampbell4703 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    😳.. Jamaicans after hearing James talking about Ackee and salt fish.... Our national dish!

  • @BaSkEtBaLl23309
    @BaSkEtBaLl23309 ปีที่แล้ว +53

    Honestly when Fuhad said he didn’t believe there was a lower feeling than being heart broken, I started thinking of the lowest you could go and named them out loud….something’s wrong with me 🤣🤣

    • @amberjohnson9880
      @amberjohnson9880 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Well, are you gonna share? Lol

    • @Prosper927
      @Prosper927 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Init lol leaving us hanging

    • @philiptettehokai
      @philiptettehokai ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Run us, the list...

    • @BaSkEtBaLl23309
      @BaSkEtBaLl23309 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      1.Grief of a loved one
      2. rejection
      4. Humiliation by someone close to you.
      5. Being excluded by people you felt were your friends/family.
      Also I described most of them because I didn’t feel like finding words for these feelings, please forgive my laziness😂😂

    • @nai6474
      @nai6474 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@BaSkEtBaLl23309isn’t these all cause heartbreaks?? Maybe if you had said giving birth, getting kicked in the balls, opening the fridge & your leftovers are gone 😅

  • @karmellla
    @karmellla ปีที่แล้ว +20

    Fuhad sounds and looks identical to the guy who broke my heart to the point I was nearly in grippy socks 😭

    • @mercedespastuizaca1254
      @mercedespastuizaca1254 ปีที่แล้ว

      😢😢

    • @TheFaro2011
      @TheFaro2011 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Swear? My neighbour looks like a penger version. I even had to show him!

    • @karmellla
      @karmellla ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@TheFaro2011 a penger version sounds 😋😋😋
      The guy I was dating looks identical but with locs now. He even has the same laugh and says ‘gang’ and ‘fam’ a lot too 😭 If I’m having a bad day I actually can’t watch these two

  • @marvellouswhyte6821
    @marvellouswhyte6821 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    “I was asking my self is this what I’m trying to use to fill the Hole in my heart; but I finished though “ 😂😂😂😂😂😂 James be having some lines that absolutely murders my brain 😂😂

  • @izzy_hatake
    @izzy_hatake ปีที่แล้ว +92

    Off topic gotta give the daddies their flowers when it comes to show/movie recommendations !
    Clarksons Farm is a SHOW!!!!😂

    • @elishainfinity
      @elishainfinity ปีที่แล้ว +15

      I read this is James’ voice “a SHOW FAM” 😂

    • @JDSol
      @JDSol ปีที่แล้ว +13

      ​@@elishainfinity"Fam? It's a SHOWWW!"

    • @deadeye1983
      @deadeye1983 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      P

    • @luanapereira8468
      @luanapereira8468 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I watched Midnight Mass and reccommend. It's A SHOW!

  • @jrunnels04
    @jrunnels04 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    What’s funny is that’s what women need. We need to be teased for the WHOLE DAY! it starts from that morning

  • @janielle2672
    @janielle2672 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    First Wray now ackee & saltfish. James must be stopped. 😂

  • @tai2523
    @tai2523 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Girlfriend Salary is like, I’m not going above and beyond doing wife duties when I’m only the girlfriend.
    Examples: Cooking for him all the time, doing his laundry, cleaning etc. Going above and beyond for the boyfriend and you’re not even his wife.
    It’s like the antagonist to “why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?” (common male saying) I’ve never heard the term used like “girlfriend salary”, but as soon as you said it, I knew exactly what it was talking about. I think the more common phrase is “Don’t do Wife Duties at Girlfriend Prices” as in never give someone 100% of you that you’re not married to, basically.

  • @Tobithegoodboi
    @Tobithegoodboi ปีที่แล้ว +27

    Bless this Monday for us all and let the side splitting laughter begin!! Thank you men for keeping us entertained one Monday after another 💯
    Faaaam we got a sus counter now!! 😂

  • @yousefcreates
    @yousefcreates ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Bruh said sparkling water taste like static … FACTS

  • @theshineprjct
    @theshineprjct ปีที่แล้ว +22

    I never told myself but I was told while recovering from a vicious ‘pick up artist’ type heartbreak was that they were the best I’ll ever get….a lie on top of a lie. Angry that I didn’t keep the delusion going. I was so hurt cuz I wasted my time…grateful at the same time 🙌🏾😮‍💨

  • @chellebaker7729
    @chellebaker7729 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    You guys are around Episode 90 or so, of Black Clover, the elven arc of the series btw. It gets so damn good! Hope this helps! Mereoleona is the women you mentioned, the sister.

  • @jamalhashem10
    @jamalhashem10 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Gotta disagree, Vinland Saga was amazing. Legitimately left me speachless with how deep and well made this season was. Yes, the action for the first season was crazy good but I honestly think the show has always been more than just the action. I understand it's not everyone's thing but I think it requires a more mature mindset to legitimately enjoy this series. For example Askalad from season one was a very well developed and deep character outside of being a badass but whatever one person's trash is a another person's treasure.
    Regardless, you can't tell me you are watching those weird dating shows and Vinland was too boring.

  • @maggiemuriithi9648
    @maggiemuriithi9648 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    me literally opening a bottle of sparkling water rn😂😂😂😂

  • @_okonkwo_
    @_okonkwo_ ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Ngl, a 30y/o woman keeping around side dudes and not just having a conversation with a guy she's known for 15 entire years is kinda crazy, but she didn't ask ME the question. So.

    • @Trombonegoddess86
      @Trombonegoddess86 ปีที่แล้ว

      AND thinking she’s going to one day spend the rest of her life with that guy? A guy it seems like she’s NEVER been in a relationship with outside of sex? She sounds delusional.

  • @elissavankirk9242
    @elissavankirk9242 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Girlfriend salary versus wife package means he’s not wining and dining you and taking you on dates and trying to court you like a girlfriend, he just wants you to cook and clean for him. I’ve had to tell a guy before he isn’t getting wife benefits while only subscribing to the f-buddy membership.

  • @keabetswemokwena7498
    @keabetswemokwena7498 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    When James said "I grew up in hell" I couldn't help but think "a block away from heaven"

  • @bonboncito94
    @bonboncito94 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    The saliva thing you’re talking about is called “gleek” or “gleeking”😂

  • @WaltLeo
    @WaltLeo ปีที่แล้ว +5

    SUS Counter is sending me we need to keep that

  • @dowinelliot473
    @dowinelliot473 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Vinland Saga did get approved for a season 3, But I personally really liked this season, some parts I do agree were stretched. But if I had to rate it🤷‍♂ I would give it an 8/10... To say it's shit is a odd take for me.

  • @blitzwinger999wright6
    @blitzwinger999wright6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    8:10 that lil snake venom thing is called “gleeking” only like 30% of the population can do it and only like 10% of those people can do it on command.
    Sounds cool until you accidentally gleek in a girl’s eye on a date. (Nah, I didn’t get a second date)

  • @SoulinTheBowl
    @SoulinTheBowl ปีที่แล้ว +2

    4:00... about that wife activity on girlfriend salary. It's not about how much he's paying her, it's about doing wifey things for a dude that doesn't even consider you to be his future wifey, basically a waste of time. Hence, do not do wifey things while you're a girlfriend... that's premium package wifey ish.

  • @amandarayforever
    @amandarayforever ปีที่แล้ว +8

    "they're just joking they'll text me later 2:31" 😭😭😭😭

  • @avarycepierce6296
    @avarycepierce6296 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Thank you for helping bring a smile back to my face during this difficult time for my family. My little brother's dad recently passed away and it has been difficult. Thank you for the much needed otherworldly laugh that I so much needed.

  • @OppositeofHATE7
    @OppositeofHATE7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    doing wife things on a girlfriend salary is not about actual money, it's about how some women act like wives when the guy they are with has no intention of marrying them....basically giving it away for free

  • @shelly1391
    @shelly1391 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Ellis, I’m on your side. Overnight oats are pretty darn good IF you add the right stuff.

  • @DrSwyts
    @DrSwyts ปีที่แล้ว +6

    OMG, James, "I've had your yams... I've had all types of yams, so don't tell me what kind of yams I've had" 😂🤣

  • @alfierobinson6281
    @alfierobinson6281 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    These guys laughter is so contagious

  • @NavyMuscleFit
    @NavyMuscleFit ปีที่แล้ว +16

    After one of my break ups I was blocked on everything including my work number.
    So I started emailing 😂😂😂

  • @DAEDAE_blessedvibez
    @DAEDAE_blessedvibez ปีที่แล้ว +12

    I just heard them in my headphones now watching on TH-cam 😂😂😂 I love them lol.... BTW my ackee and saltfish bangs 🤣 ackee nice when cooked propa lol

    • @rohanmcfarlane5258
      @rohanmcfarlane5258 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Only we Jamaicans can make ackee and salt fish 😂😂

  • @JetherLillywest
    @JetherLillywest ปีที่แล้ว +6

    “Men don’t cry until I remembered that Jesus wept”
    😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @NoriZai
    @NoriZai ปีที่แล้ว +12

    This color on Fuhad 😍

  • @battleforbeauty
    @battleforbeauty ปีที่แล้ว +15

    I just got dumped an hour before this podcast dropped. This one’s hitting a bit different 😅

  • @danniif1464
    @danniif1464 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Honestly, monday afternoons cleaning and listening to this is just what i need 😂

  • @IhgasikihS
    @IhgasikihS ปีที่แล้ว +8

    That question triggered me I could not bring myself to answer it.. I am still 💔 ,I tell myself many lies all the time still 🤣

  • @Rhiannon94
    @Rhiannon94 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    They meant not doing wifey duties whilst being a girlfriend in regards to the girlfriend salary comment 😂

    • @elisee9935
      @elisee9935 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I've been there before as a man: Girlfriend duties whilst being a friend with benefits smh. I wasn't confident enough to put up boundries.

    • @joshuawilliams4314
      @joshuawilliams4314 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@elisee9935nah this stuff so childish if a girl wants a chance at being my wife she needs to show she willing like it’s meant to be a partnership from the beginning not just when your married imo

    • @jessicarichter6436
      @jessicarichter6436 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      ⁠​⁠@@joshuawilliams4314you took it a lil the wrong way. That sayings for girls that have done wifey things for a man they love & want to marry in future ect only to be hurt, used or cheated on by the guy. It’s a metaphorical phrase as a lesson to not be taken advantage of again & not play married if no commitment is equally shown back by him. Obvs it’s a partnership you should be doing hubby duties too it’s not meant to be taken literally for healthy committed relationships.

    • @arielrocks10
      @arielrocks10 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@joshuawilliams4314I feel like that’s typically said (by a mature person at least) when the girl is putting in girlfriend work with reciprocation or actual commitment. Your example is how it should be in an actual partnership

  • @alicemccree
    @alicemccree ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I've only recently started watching you guys, but I've been bingeing the past week! Your laughs are contagious 🤣 Thanks for the content, great work guys!

  • @THEFALLOFEVEMUSIC
    @THEFALLOFEVEMUSIC ปีที่แล้ว +11

    The spit thing is called Gleeking 😂😂😂