I've always said that it takes a lot more genius to do successful clean comedy than it does to make people laugh with filthy language and a bunch of sexual innuendo. Tim Hawkins is truly a comedic genius!!!!!!!!:)
I agree! Mine too. I’ve heard tons of comedians and the true test is this...I never had such a good laugh with any other comedian (even though many are pretty funny)
i know i cant figure out how to edit it.. i wrote that cuz my 3 kids were running around and i didn't feel like figuring out how to word it and now i can't edit it.. :(
I renamed a ride at the county fair, they call it the tilt-a-whirl , I call it the tilt a hurl. I learned that you don't get on that ride after you eat with 2 kids
This guy is a blessing in a weird way to me: he uncannily resembles a former love interest that went badly south. With Tim's being the positive experience I get from enjoying his comedy, I have been able to reframe the memory evoked by his appearance .. he took X's looks and transferred them from a sad time in my life to a wonderful entertainment & emotional refreshment. Thank you Lord for doing this. Thank You for Your mercy.
Tim, you have my permission for this one. I played bass on the road for several years back in the 70s.. Our equipment truck was a POS,,, so we had to get it on to keep up with the tour buss.. It sucked so bad, that we took turns driving it.. Since we had to haul ass,, we drilled a hole in the floor of the cab. Took a plastic tube and taped a funnel to it,, ran it through the floor.. We used to belly laugh when the car behind us turned on it's windshield wipers.. Pass me another beer.. NO shit.
And somewhere in the world at this very moment, Roxanne still requires medication and resuscitation whenever she hears an eagle above. “you work at the golf course?” wonk! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! Tim Hawkins is in the top 2 best comedians working today! No profanity, no sexual situations and NEVER fails to come up with the biggest curveball right out of left field!!! I say “Tim Hawkins for President!!”
Well watching this video was time well spent, thanks. The old school lifestyle had me constantly laughing. Love your style. I hope you will keep doing stand up because you rock.
At 16:12 he talks about rice milk and how hard it is to milk. If I may make a suggestion...try long grain. It might be easier to handle. Just a thought!😁
Ahh blankets one time me and my freind were asleep in free time at school and our other freind comes hands us tissues and says " Here's a blankie" and we got tissue blankies and it was awesome
+Derek Eidahl In some videos he looks like a young Sean Penn. He sounds like everyone he imitates. On the guitar he tweeks it a little better on some songs, than the original artist...well, with his fresh take, it seems so.
Well look at all the new material! 😂 we’ve gone from 8-tracks to cassette to CDs. You kids get older! Endless material there. And Bill Cosby (yeah, I know) but he was a genius with nothing but stories about life and regular people and his family or friends. And totally G-rated!
My favorite Christian expression is,"What's on your heart? (tell me your problems)" Or you could go with the scolding version, "Hey, don't judge him/her you know what's on his/her heart!!" So what do Christians have like fortune cookie message stuck on their heart, each containing an issue not a message?
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"Dad I gotta go to the bathroom"
"No you don't."
😂😂😂 my dad did this too lol
I've always said that it takes a lot more genius to do successful clean comedy than it does to make people laugh with filthy language and a bunch of sexual innuendo. Tim Hawkins is truly a comedic genius!!!!!!!!:)
+Deb Corbett He is better than all the nasty ones put together....it's comfortable comedy, when your entertaining friends and their family.
+Deb Corbett So true.
and then they ruin it talking about church ~
Amen
theothertroll he’s a Christian comedian. What did you expect?
I've seen so many comedians, and I don't think I've laughed so hard so many times in one video. xD
Tim Hawkins is my favorite comedian.
I agree! Mine too. I’ve heard tons of comedians and the true test is this...I never had such a good laugh with any other comedian (even though many are pretty funny)
He is hysterical, when I need a good laugh I just look up Tim.
Lol - "Chuckie Cheese is a rat running a crooked casino for kids." Totally agree! :)
Lol SunnySprite
True, but I loved it. Thank you Nolan Bushnell!
Lol
Oh! My seat gos back.
**vvv**
OH YEAHH.. much better...
Favorite part.😂
I laughed so hard it felt like I was doing 500 situps
I LOVE THIS GUY… HE IS SOOO FUNNY. I love that he won't hide his beliefs either.. GOD BLESS!!!!… This guy always makes me laugh..
Christianity isn't a religion.; It's a relationship with Christ.
i know i cant figure out how to edit it.. i wrote that cuz my 3 kids were running around and i didn't feel like figuring out how to word it and now i can't edit it.. :(
This guy makes me to MJCC fun&games
I swear he can do some great Jim Carey and Rod Snyder faces. This man is awesome.
Yes he is awesome ColoradoLady72
I renamed a ride at the county fair, they call it the tilt-a-whirl , I call it the tilt a hurl. I learned that you don't get on that ride after you eat with 2 kids
I got excited when he kinda started singing with arms wide open by creed!!!! ❤
finally got to see him last Sunday in Houston. what a blast.
as a person who lives in texas, i can say what he said about texas is 100 % accurate 😂😂😂
same!!🤣🤣
I love Tim Hawkins! He's hilarious😂😂😂😂😂! Me and my friend went to see him last year (I was so excited)
Lol bless it. I got stuck under a merry go round. No idea how it happened, but it's permanently engraved in my mind lol
I just love Tim!!! His gift is a blessing to all!!!
Some differences but childhood was exactly the same in the U.K. :) Very funny man.
This guy is a blessing in a weird way to me: he uncannily resembles a former love interest that went badly south. With Tim's being the positive experience I get from enjoying his comedy, I have been able to reframe the memory evoked by his appearance .. he took X's looks and transferred them from a sad time in my life to a wonderful entertainment & emotional refreshment. Thank you Lord for doing this. Thank You for Your mercy.
Levandenbossche, what a wonderful and unique comment you've made.
God is good. He’ll always get us through things.
Tim: Oh my seat goes back
Me: *dies* 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Tim, you have my permission for this one. I played bass on the road for several years back in the 70s.. Our equipment truck was a POS,,, so we had to get it on to keep up with the tour buss.. It sucked so bad, that we took turns driving it.. Since we had to haul ass,, we drilled a hole in the floor of the cab. Took a plastic tube and taped a funnel to it,, ran it through the floor.. We used to belly laugh when the car behind us turned on it's windshield wipers.. Pass me another beer.. NO shit.
After watching Tim you can't help but hope there's gonna be comedy in heaven!
Of course there is! I think so, at least.
I’ve watched this like 4 times since discovering it a month or so ago, and it kills me every time. 😂 What a blessing Tim is!
And somewhere in the world at this very moment, Roxanne still requires medication and resuscitation whenever she hears an eagle above. “you work at the golf course?” wonk! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Tim Hawkins is in the top 2 best comedians working today! No profanity, no sexual situations and NEVER fails to come up with the biggest curveball right out of left field!!! I say “Tim Hawkins for President!!”
You are a good comedian 🙂🎤😊☺️😍😬😀😄😊☺️😎
Great laughs to start off my Saturday!
Well watching this video was time well spent, thanks. The old school lifestyle had me constantly laughing. Love your style. I hope you will keep doing stand up because you rock.
ain't had this much fun with my clothes on in YEARS!!!!
I love this man
"my arms are bro-ken" his facials expressions are so goofy and so great.
How refreshing!! This guy is super funny...love this!! Never know what to expect.
i laughed so hard i cried! that song killed me
yep, funny stuff!! trying to figure out the name of the original. you know it?
So, judging from 14:09 - 14:18, I've realized... Tim Hawkins is the real creator of twerking...
lol
PrideInIndividuality so true lol
I think he is to Prideinindividuality
This is the best one ever I'm crying
Thanks for this, I needed a laugh tonight!
Honestly I think he's gotten even funnier in recent years, this makes me laugh but his newer stuff kills me
Tobias Boston Agreed, this is really good but his newer material is really fantastic. He is a seriously talented comic, and singer too!
I love this dude he is so funny
I cannot believe how much I laughed
You are amazing words cannot explain how good you really are keep it going
can we all say pee our pants lol
That haircut.
2018
Video rentals 😳😳😆😄
Does anyone else think that Roxanne kinda has a crush on him?! Her reactions 😁
probably wasnt a good idea to watch this while drkin molten choclate😂😂😂
Melon Muncha Definitely don't eat Rice Krispie cereal when watching Tim Hawkins.
Don't eat anything while watching Tim Hawkins... I've choked several times!
Love your show
I still do the hand in the wind thing.
I like that guitar playing. He's good.
I relate to the playground bit so much 😂
Blockbuster video rentals ... oh my gravy ... what year was this thing MADE???
I think this was from 2001.
Wow ... :-D
Vicki Sands it was done in 2003
***** So, yeah, still practically the 90's ... :-)
It is a decade old.
At 16:12 he talks about rice milk and how hard it is to milk. If I may make a suggestion...try long grain. It might be easier to handle. Just a thought!😁
Ahh blankets one time me and my freind were asleep in free time at school and our other freind comes hands us tissues and says " Here's a blankie" and we got tissue blankies and it was awesome
23:47-23:53
You can not tell me that he does not sound like Elmo. Lol! Tim is absolutely hilarious.
I love this video and the Creed was just fantastic :)
This is Awesome!
Thank you Tim ❤ hope I’ll be able to see your show someday 😁
He just offended all Flash fans
So funny and I love it that he doesn't waste words by cussing
I have laughed so hard that video that I’m developing a migraine headache. 🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂🤪🤪🤪
Tim is just absolutely brilliant! :)
If Dad roles down the window......
EVERYONE ROLES DOWN THE WINDOW!!!!
Very very funny
This guy is a hoot ! lolol
I have sent his videos to secularists and I always get positive feedback
When we would say can i, in class our teacher would say " i don't know are you physically able to walk to the bathroom?"
Non stop laughter……He is A Comedic Genius!!!!😂😂😂
Funny,I loved the video.
0:06
the best
Kung pow bubu hahahahaha XD
In Texas, we spell it Bubba. ;)
26:40 ChuckECheese LOL
This guy's good. Can't believe I never heard of him before today.
This is hilarious
I love this guy!
Love this guy LOL
Oh my goodness I caught that Moulin Rouge reference right at the beginning 👀
Can't breath! 😄😆😅😂😆😂🤣
7:20 If Joker and Pennywise raised a child, his name would be Beavis
he's got creed down pat
I was that kid scared of chucky
Lol 23:42 to 23:51 I'm dieing laughing. Like if you agree
12:17 "Hey! It's FRED!!" Anyone else think he sounds like him?
+Derek Eidahl In some videos he looks like a young Sean Penn. He sounds like everyone he imitates. On the guitar he tweeks it a little better on some songs, than the original artist...well, with his fresh take, it seems so.
OMG he is hilarious. lmao!
Man he got sweaty here lol
Well look at all the new material! 😂 we’ve gone from 8-tracks to cassette to CDs. You kids get older! Endless material there. And Bill Cosby (yeah, I know) but he was a genius with nothing but stories about life and regular people and his family or friends. And totally G-rated!
You are so funny😆
Brian Regan and Tim!
Hilarious!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
@12:16 he sounded like Richard Simmons!😆😅🤣😀
19:16 One of my favorite Tim Hawkins jokes.
I hate Chuck E Cheese after Five Nights at Freddy's
miskey factsss
Oh my great 🤗🤗🤪 🤣😂🤣😂🤗🤗🤗
Scratch & sniff?! 😄😅😆😂😆😅😂🤣
that's me at 1:00
So funny
23:37 best part
I CAN AND JUST DID......LOLL
11:40 anybody watching when it's not IHOP anymore???
2:11-2:22 my favorite part
11:30 😂
My dad would pull over to check the canvas. You can figure that one out. 😊
How do you do it you are so funny
My favorite Christian expression is,"What's on your heart? (tell me your problems)" Or you could go with the scolding version, "Hey, don't judge him/her you know what's on his/her heart!!" So what do Christians have like fortune cookie message stuck on their heart, each containing an issue not a message?
Because Jesus Christ lives, I can face tomorrow.